0 rill- rT HE BLESSIMJS OF GOVERNMENT, LIKE THE DEVS OP HEAVEN", ' SHOULD EE DISTRIBTTTED AilKE CP02T THE HIGH AND THE LOW, THE BICH AN1 THS POOB. 0 SERIES. EBENSBURG, PA., WEDXESD1Y OCTOBER 19, 1859. VOL. fj--N0. 47. TERMS: rriSMOCRAT& SEXTIXEL' IS PUB- j Iished every Wednesday Morning at ,s( i),)ua asd riFTY okxts per annum, n iblein advance; Ose Dollar and Seventy in -Cbst it" nvt paid within six months, and vo I) )Li.Mi3 if nt paid until the termination f t'.i year. X,) subscription will be taken for a shorter . ri nl than six months, and no subscriber will be Iik'rtv t discontinue his paper until all ar '.'ir..".,s "are paid, except at the option of the i,:jr. nv person subscribing for six months will be Uir".'J on e dollar, unless the money is paid 4tlertlslng Rates. One insert n. Two do. Three do square, squares, squares, 12 lines! 24 linesj 36 lines $ 50 $ 75 $1 00 1 00 1 00 2 Oo 1 50 2 00 8 00 3 months. G do. 12 do $1 50 Z 00 $5 00 2 CO 4 GO 9 00 4 00 7 00 12 00 6 00 9 00 14 00 10 00 12 00 20 00 15 00 22 00 35 Oo linos or b'SS, s.yim T 12 lines ;,pircs 2 lines"! v.-ares. f 30 lines! ,;f a column, re column. tr AM advertisements must be marked with '.e number f insertions desired, or they will be itiniicd until forbid, and charged accordingly. jVEUr GOODS. l-ft'il. I .Nl'fciiolvi.N iia Jiisi received ana n opening, a full supply of Goods suit- 'e f. r t'ii st-ason, consisting ot HADE UP CLOTHING, BOOTS .'SHOES. HATS, AND CAPS, I1RU1V4RE, CiTLLKl, GUOCE- III LS Xc. &.C. Wh'uli will 1 1' "M Wholesale or Retail at VKliV U 'KST Market prices foi Cash or E. IIUtiHES. .J:i:ip '2'K 1. 'J. tf. i me Mis is mm. ..B.,-oii-a jylyi" ftl i "1 lUE SuWiiber has just reciiveu at his New b i .V' r:i N - ' , 1 1' i :-, o Eat of 'rh"mpMus M uutuiu House .cvU of ALL KINDS of Mil km SUMMER !!ATS, !,iuk . '.Vers verv low fur CASH. clixtox i:. joxes. Aj.r.i. r.:,-is.:'j.-2i-cm. T5EW ARRIVAL. Mb'If.' ( F!;.S(;NKl), has added to his , i5. : 'i k I5i..ts and Shoes &c. A verv in 1 well selected asoriuei.t of MUX -V in...l. -SHIRTS, MKXS MARSEILLES n.i:ivnC.!!ars M do do do C':;l.!r"iis d. do do ;! nts, an 1 Li lies Mitts, and dents, do. "u :i!nl Dys Suspenders, lilack Xeck Tics, .''" Xtr '1'ies, Lidies and (lent. Linen llund r'.i fs. White an 1 Colored Liren i'h ss. t iti -ii lry, Carpet Sacks. Trunks and every t j! :':.' necessary kept in his line. 'lini a call and e-.an.ine for vourst-lves. TV.V.MS CASH. CLJ.NTOX U. JONES. iiv..c-:'..i,-'.i tf. I - mres imusamiues!! SroiTAEI) AXD FOIl SALK BY H. S. I'l'XX, M. 1)., A general assortment ol fDRUGS, MEDICINES, i Spices, Oils, Paints. Dye-Stuffs, mill, US. Bill FLTUL i-'t CiitkT, Ilazors, B.nshos. Cuuibs, Station .11 Iiook, Perfumery, Soaps, Tobacco, -'is :?aut;s and other articles usually kept in 11. S.BUSS.M. D. I Uiikforz, May, 4, lS39.-24-ly. J tCKSOV &. CL.lKIi, .".OX DEXTISTS, JOIIXSIOWX, PA. )x'K(,f the firm will be in Ebensburg during '.l.etiivt ten d.ivafif P;iph month. uu ' r': wi.kh time all persons dei- f!1 -1 -s professional servics can '-'- it tlic ofliee of I)r. Lewis, nearlv onno- e 'ifV U Atl. Uiay25.l859tf. HUOYAU-PAUL GRAFF, MAXUFAC- -GoeAi, Hats and Caps, No. 08 North I Strt-t, between Arch and Cherry, Phila- March 6, 1856.) J(tu sn iEt it 4i r:ir. r"lee or the Peace, S inn m i ( t v 1 11 e, P. BUSINESS INTRUSTED TO HIS ure will be promptly attended to. He will l:aS ?,Jl,t'0,!Wr at Public Sales wheuevtr "-vices in that capacity are required. 323, 1858:24 B. S. BTJNN, M. D. ma niur-LSSIOXAL Services to l-e citizens of Ebensburg. Oflice in Drug toaU,gH street, opposite Thompson's Ho- DrS. M,y, 4,-1859.-24-1 y. I) RECEIVED AND FOR SALE A larire ; Ka;vlp?r Assortlcnt of American Pock - (Every krafe warranted,) by Aurt GEORGE HUNTLEY. 10. 1859. St. L5li.- T- I" HETEB tr.trj i.'. Johnstown p mnM' ,Cl ERAllorncjiiat Law M Iar 1 ln me nclish and German 6"f s- Feb. 5 u!IlllStr-'tEbensburg. Peun'a. - ly 'SKXS AND EXEClh FfR .SALE A T TII1S OFFICE, Select Joctrg A V T U 51 X. BT ALMENA C. SAUXDERS. In the bright and early Autumn Steals a music rich and low, Tli rough the glens and shaded woodlands; Where the waters curl and flowj And a haze of twilight softness, Like an angel's veil falls d own. Hanging there to shade the brightness Of his glory-beamiug cron. How I love thee solemn Autumn! Sweetest season of the four; When the fair-browed spring is sleeping, And the summer queen no more. -Comcst thou; the earth prepairing ' For the Winter's solemn reign. As a dear friend tunes a heart-string For a requiurn of pain. Fmt, thy sigh comes o'er the flowers, Asa tender voice, and sweet, Warns us by its faint vibrations Of a grief we soon must meet; Then her banner-clouds of darkness, On the purpling sky unfurled, Tell that soon the dimond lances Of the frost-king shall be hurled. Then the Autumn spirit blcndeth All the Summer's gorgeous dyes, And baptizcth with his brightness Forest crewns, and hazy skies, As a bright, earthly glory Glows upon a dying face, Ere it wears the lat composure Of the monarch Death's embrace. Of that trio fair of sifters, Thou art dearebt unto me; And the brow beneath thy garland, lieameth fairest of the three; Though the Spring is blither sweeter, With her wealth of golden hair Floating like a flood of sunshine, In the soft, delicious air. And her voice rings out with music. Till the heart is surged with glee, Still a solemn echo mnnners, "Yet the shadow thou must see." And the Summer, like a Juno In her crimson robe arrayed, Steps upon the flower carpet That htr sister's hand was laid.. Stars and flowers bow to worship At the incense-li Jen shrine. And the iluhiug earth grows giddy Drinking up her gushing wine! Till the weary sense is sated With the very cup of bliss; And the earth receives, half frowning, llor sweet lips' imj as.fcncd kiss. Something whispers to the spirit, 'Tis to beautiful to last;" And the shadow of the future, O'er the present bliss is catt. Autumn cometh, sweet and solemn, As the echo of her name; Not to blithe, and yet not wailing. Like a tempered music strain; Tenderly, yet true, she speaketh Of the bl.wm to pass away, Throws a veil of saddened beauty OV-r the realm of fair decay. Autumn, thou my spirit's teacher, . In dis fickle world shall be; Though its bloom may fade and perish. It shall borrow strength from thee; Lcarniug neither bliss nor sadness, Best can hold the faint soul up, And the. draught that each lip moistens Here, must be a blended cup. Self-Made Ulen. There is a great practical truth embodied in the following extract : "Life is a school, and it is only through its struggles, its mishaps and disappointments that wc Icaru human nature, ourselves and our fellow men. It is only through repeated falls that the child learns to stand alone and walk. "lie who is the architect of his own for tune, character and destiny, is always a great man, and if we'exaniine we'll find that ninety-nine out of every hundred of such men begun life without any other aid than a sound physical, moral and intellectual constitution, and have been successful in almost all the phases of life; tasting of poverty, struggling with disappointment, relegated to obscurity. and undergoing all the kick and cuffs of 'outrageous fortune, and finally, by tue de- velopement of their inherent energies i.u such a hard, tough school, rising triumphant over all obstacles at last. 'Manv an unwise parent labors hard and lives sparingly all bis life for the pu p so of leaving enoug-b to give his children a f-tart in the world. a9 it is called Setting a young man afloat with money left him by his rehv tives, is like tying bladders under the arms of one who cannot swim ; tea chances to one he will lose the bladder. "Giro your child a good education, and you will have given him what will be of more value than the wealth of the Iudics To be thrown upon one's resources is to be cast in to the very lap of fortune, for one's faculties then undergo a developeuient and display an energy of which they were previously sus ceptible. O-Tne question of the future annexation cf W est Florida to Alabama is exciting con Biderble interest among the citizens ofboth States. During the approaching election in Florida it will form one of the principle mat ters of consideration iKigccUaucous. PAUL JOXCS. The Virginia Index is publishing a series of interesting sketches by Mr. Thomas Chase of Chesterfield, of "The Life, Character, and Times of Paul Jones." They throw much light on the character of Paul Jones, and give, we doubc not, a most faithful account of the famous battle of the Bon Homme Richard, with the Seraphis. After stating that the ships were locked together, which was effected by Jones, because he saw that to keep of at fair gun shot, with a new and strong f rigate like the Serapis, would never do for such a crazy old hulk . as the Don Homme llichard, Mr. Chase proceeds : "The working of. .the,, guns bad been sus pended during the time of lashing the ships together, but was now resumed. Of course neither ship eoull use her guns but on one side, and these were cearly muzzle to muzzle so near that those who handled the ram rods sometimes hit each other. "Fair play, you Yankee!" an Englishman would ex claim. "Mind your eye,' John Bull, or I'll," &c. The firing was not rapid, particularly on Jones' part, for it would do the ships no hurt, except to knock the guns about a little, and knock off the gunwales, and occasionally raise a cloud of splinters from each others decks. Jones and his men kept a sharp look-out that Pearson and his men did not cut the lashings and sever the ships. Neither of thesa ships were damaged "between wind and water," nor could there now be by any use of the big guns. Both had men in the rigging doing all the mischief they could. In this kind of play, Jones had the beat of it; for his men were more terrible, and his sars an4 yards were longer, still Pearson would not surrender, insisting that Jones ought to. Captain Landais. with the Alliance, came up to help Jones, and fired a broadside; but of necessity it hurt Jones as much as it did Pearson. Jones immediately cried out. Cap tain Landais, let us alone; lean handle him.' Both ships 'were often on fire, and as often was the fire extinguished. Had it not been for the men in the rigging, this was one of the safest sea fights, so far as those on deck were concerned, that almost ever happened I mean after the ships were lashed together, The fiash of the guns would go clear across each deck, an I the men by keeping a good look-out. could avoid being hurt, by only stepping a little aside. Had the Bon Homme Richard been a new' strong ship, as was,the Serapis, both might have lain there", and burned powder - and thrown s-hot until they rotted, as to sinking either with the guns of the other. But the Bon Iiommj llichard was old and rotton, and was leaking badly before Jones made her fast to the Serapis; and thus fast the strain upon her. against the other ship, and from the explosion of the guns, made her leak worse, and it was evident that she must ere long go down. ' Some of Jones' men, and one of his offi cers, told him she must go down, and sug gested a surrender. "You never mind that vou shall have a better ship to 20 home in," said Jones, pleasenlly. Jones 'and all his men, and Pearson and ail his crew, very well knew that if the Bon Homme Richard was about to sink, she would capsize the Se rapis, and both must go down together. It was, therefore, likely to be a test between Jones and Pearson; which, for the sake of saving himself and men from a watery grave, would strike first "But Jones had recourse to a stratagem, which was conapletly successful. He secret ly sent his men below, one by one, with the strictest possible orders to be fully prepared for boardiug, and at a giving signal to rush on deck, and he would lead them on to the deck of the Serapis, and clear it. So Jones' men seemed to dimicish, though not very fast, until about only thirty were left on his deck. Pearson, supposing they were killed, or badly wounded, and that Jones must soon strike, was thrown completely off his guard. This was Jones' time. Giving his signal, his men were ready in an instant, and with Jones ahead, with his deadly sword, rushed like "hell-bounds" upon the deck of the Se rapis, killing everything they could reach, and in a very short time would have killed everything on board ; but Captain Pearson, seeing his time had come, cried with a loud voice, "Captain Jones, 1 surrender," at the same moment taking his sword by the blade, and presenting the handle to Joues, and with the next breath ordered his colors to be taken down 'This was in the night. The next eve ning, the Bon Homme Richard went down head foremost. Thus terminated the stran gest naval fight on record. Paul Jones took the Serapis, but Captain Pearson sunk the Bon Homme Richard. jtiT An exchange gives the following as one way to preserve the teeth: Let every man. woman and child, keep a little pulver ized charcoal in their bed-rooms, and on re tiring at night let them put as much as can be laid ou a sixpence in their mouths, and work it about among the teeth with the tongue, and it will not be long before there will be no decayed teeth for the dentist to fill with amalgum or pure gold cither. A California Apple Tree. In Mr. Me dina's garden, at the Bay State Branch, California, is an apple tree four years old, about seven and one-half feet high, and not more than two inches in diameter at the thickest part of the trunk, wbloh has one thousand apples upon its branches not pig mies at that, t3B A wag has invented a new telegraph. He proposes to place a line of woman fifty steps apart, and commit the news to the first of them as a secret. The f,atestDodge. Among the numerous expedients that were resorted to invading the "Main Liquor Law," the following, we think, was the most inge nious. A iall specimen of 'Yankee manufacture,' arrived in the good city of Portland, in the State of Maiue, and established at the Elm Hotel. His luggage consisted of a small va lise and a large olong box, which contained (for the inspectors had examined its contents,) a quantity of books richly bound, which the proprietor had bought for the purpose of re tailing about the city. After seeing his property placed in the room to hiui, the pedlar made his appearance in the office with a small volume in his hand. He glanced his keen shrewd eyes leisurely around tb--TQOtn, which at that moment con tained T)0.-rroe but the cierk and mysoIfT" ' " 'Fond of reading?' inquired the pedlar of the clerk, when he had finished his observa tion. ' . 'Don't get 3ny time,' said the clerk, busy ing himself most wonderfully at the desK. I rather guess I've got a book here you'd like to read,' continued the pedlar persever ingly. What is it?' Well, it's a real good kind of a book, and just the thing for the times, too, cause 'twill give a man spiritual solace, they do say that's what a man can't get very easy in Maine, just about now.' 'That's true; but your "solace,' unfortunate ly, my good friend, does not happen to be the right kind.' There was a cunning leer, in the pedlar's eye as he inquired. Fond of the right Fort, hey? ha! ha! When I can get it,' responded the clerk, a little interested. 'Rether guess I'll sell you this book then,' returned the pedlar, with unapproachable non cbalence. What is it? You have not told the name yet, sir.' 'Ha! ha! i'ts the Pilgrim's Progress.' 'I don't want to see it. I have road it a dozen times, sir.' But this is a very late illustrated edition.' No matter; it's all the same.' Bat the illustrations are very beautiful. Every person will say that they are unequal ed ' 'Oh its all nonsense! I don't want it,' and the clerk begau writing again, evidently annoyed. 'Say, now, you bad better look at . the pic tures,' and the pedlar. thurst the book under his clerkship's nose. The movement, had an astonishing effect upon the xle-rk. He jumped off 4he ehair aud began to examine the volume eagerly, but, much to my surprise without opening it. Then seemingly satisfied with the examina tion, he demanded the price, and . purchased it. 'Look you,' said the pedlar, squinting up h is right eye, after the sale was concluded, moving towards the door, 'look you, if any body else should see that book, and want to get one just like it send up to No: 75. I'll accommodate 'um just as quick as they please And exchanging a strangely queer and mys terious look with the clerk, the pedlar vao- ishel. 'What in the name of common sense pos sessed you to buy that book,' I inquired of the clerk as soon as the pedlar was out of sight c 1 I advanced and looked over bis shoulder. Turning np one eud of the book, he removed a small slide and discovered a stopple, which be uncovered and handed me the book which I applied mechanically to my mouth. 'What is it? said he laughing. Brandy, by thunder,' I exclaimed, paus ing to take breath, aud taking steps for the door Hallo, where are you going?' said he to me. 'Up stairs, it has just struek me that the Pilgrim's Progress will be an excellent addi tion to my library.' The next day the Yankee pedlar's stock was exhausted, and he was off for another lot of the illustrated edition of the good old Pil grim's Progress. flow Tecumseb was Killed. The Western Christian Advocate of this week, contains an obituary notice, by Rev. A. Wright, of the Ind, M. E. Church; of Is aac Hamblin, Senior, who died at his resi dence, near' Bloom field, Ind.,' a few months since, aged about eighty-six years. Mr Hamblin was a man of deep piety, and un questionable veracity. He was in the battle of tho Thames, and the writer gives the fol lowing as his statement in regard to the man ner in which lecumsch was killed: He savs he was standing but a few feet from Col. Johnson when he fell, and in full view, and saw the whole of that part of the battle. He was well acquainted with Tecum seh. having seen him before the war, and haying been a prisoner seventeen days, and received many a cursing from him. He thinks that Tecurnseh thought Johnson was Harrison, as be otten neara tne cuiet swear that he would have Harrison's scalp, and seemed to have a special hatred towards him. Johnson's horso fell under him, he himself deeply wounded; in the fall he lost iiis sword. his large pistols were empty, and was entang ed with his. horse on the ground. Tecurnseh baa nred uis rule at mm, ana wnen ne saw him fall ho threw down his gun and boun ded lorward lite a tiger sure 01 uis prey Johnson had only a side pistol ready for -use Ho aimed at the chief over the head of his horse, and shot near tho centre of his fore head. When the ball struck it seemed to hiui that the Inian jumped with his head ful fifteen feet in the air; as soon as he struck the ground a little Frenchman ran his bayo net into him and Dinned him fast to the ground. Facts Tor the People. Showing when, and by whom, new States came into the Union. What Territory has been acquired, and under what administra tion. " Under - Washington's Administration the following States were admitted. Vermont, in 1791. Kentucky, in 1792. Tennessee, in 1796 Under John Adams, a Federalist, no State was admitted. Under Thomas Jefferson, a Democrat, the following States came into the Union. Ohio, in 1802- Louisiana, purchase, in 1804. Enough territory to carve out 15 States also, under his administration. Territorial Governments were formed in Indiana, Louis iana" and M ississippi . -. - t- r - -T . ',. Under Jaaics Madison, a" Democrat:" Indiana, in 1816. Under James Monroe, assisted by a Dem ocratic Congress. Mississippi, in 1817. Illinois, in 1819. Missouri, in 1820. Maine, in 1820. Florida, purchase, in 1821. During the administration of John Q. Ad ams, who was not a Democrat, not a single State was admitted. Under General Andrew Jackson, a Demo crat: Michigan, in 1836. Arkansas, in 1S36. Under Martin Van Buren, a Democrat no State was admitted. Under Harrison and Tyler, Whigs, no State was admitted into tho Union. Under the Presidency of James K Polk, a Democrat, aided by a Democratic Con gress : J Texas, in 1845- Iowa, in 1845. Florida, in; 1846. California, New Mexico and Utah, were purchased during the Administration of Tay lor and Filmore, Whigs, aided by a Demo cratic Congress: Cihforn'.a, in 1850. New Mexico, Utah, and Washington Ter ritories, organized. Under the Administration of Pierce, a Democrat, Kansas and Nebraska were organ ized, and Arizona purchased- ' , Under James Buchanan. Democrat: Minnesota, in 1858. Oregon, in 1859. It will be seen that with the acception of California, . a Democratic President, or a Democratic Congress has admitted evry State, free or slave; and California was admitted by a Democratic Congress. A Democratic Pres ident or a Democratic Congresj has organ- izcd aid purchased every territory, since our Government was organized 1780. The Re publican party never admitted a free State. The Democratic party has admitted ten since the year 1802. l'et. in the face of these facte, we are constantly being told that tne Democratic party is opposed to the admission of free states, and desires to extend the area of slavery. A MODEL DUX. An editor out west thus talks to his non- paying subscribers and patrons. If this ap peal does not bring in the "pewter,', we think he need never dun a second time. "Friends, Patrons, Subscribers and Ad vertisers: Hear us for our debts, and get ready that you may pay; trust us we are in need, for you have loDg been trusted: ac knowledge ycur indebtedness, and dive into your pockets that you may promptly fork over. If there be any among you one sin gle patron that dont owe us something, then to him we say, step inside consider yourself a gentleman. If the rest wish to know why we duu them, this is our answer: Not that we care about the cash ourselves, but our creditors do. Would you rather that we go to jail, and you go free, than you pay your debts aoa an Keep moving: as we have agreed, we have worked for you as we have contracted, we Lave furnished our paper to you, but as you dou't pay, we dun you! Here are the agreements for job-work, contracts for subscription, promises ot long credits, and duns for deferred payment Who is there so mean that he dont take a paper.' If any, he nceden't speak, we don't mean him. Who is there so green that he don't advertise? If any, let him slide; he ain't the chap cither. Who is there so bad that he don't pay the printer? If any, let him shout tor he s the man we re alter. 11 is name is legion, He has been owing us one, two or three years long enough to make us poor at our expense. If the above appeal to hii conscience dosn't awaken his sense to justice. we shall have to try the law, and Bee what virtue there is in writs and constables." IC7"A worthy, but poor minister," writes r . t . . m a. 3 1 a iriena iroin tne country, requesieu a wau of fifty dollars from the cashier of our bank, and in the note requesting the favor, he said would "Dav in ten davs on the faith of Abraham." The cashisr returned word that by the rules of the bank, the endorser must reside in the State.' Z2T"What did you give that blood-mare of yours the other day when she had the lots?1 asked a Wall street broker of a friend from Long Island. "A pint of spirits of turpentine." Two days after the same parties met in the street. "Say look a'here, I gave my mare a pint of turpentine, and. by Jove, it killed her. "So it did raiue!" vsaa the reply SST The reputation of American cutlery is now so fully established that gome of the eutlerv made iu Sheffield. Eozland. fr this market, is stamped with the names of Amer ioan manufactures. ia order to facuiato its 6ale. Lr. Faustus. It is or ought to be generally known that Dr. Faust was the inventor of the "art of arts." According to Eisraeli, the tradition of the Devil an 1 Dr. Faustis was derived from the odd circumstances in which the Bibles of first printer (Faust)'appeared to the world. When he had discovered this new art, and printed off a considerable number of copies of the Bible, to imitate those which were more commonly sold in manuscript, he undertook the sale of tbem in Paris. It was to his interest, to conceal his discovery, and to pass off his printed Bible manuscript. But as he was enabled to sell his Bibles at sixty crowns while the other scribes demanded five hun? dred, this created universal astonishment; and still more when he produced copies as they were wanted, and even lowered the price." This" made a great ; sensation at Paris The uniformity of the copies increased the won der. Informations were given in to the mag istrates against him as a magician; his lodg ings were searched, and a great number of copies being found, they were seized. The red ink which embclished his copies was said to be his blood; and it was sclemuly adjudged that he was in league with the devil. Faust was at length obliged, to save himself from a bonfire, to discover his art to the Parliament of Paris,who discharged him from all prose cution consideration of his useful invention. Revolutionary Anecdote. The venerable ex-editor, J. T. Buckingham, in one of bis recent "Reminiscenses of Boston" for the Gazette, says: , "On the evening of the 18th of April, 1775 a man who was afterwards one of our wealthy citizens, and then a true Whig, was cleaning a horse in the stable between Marbtro and Hawley streets, (the spot I believe now occu pied with livery stables) when be was visited by one of the grooms from the stables belong ing to the Prover.ce House, and a Toiy of course. After the customary salutations and inquires for news, the Tory groom said to the Whig, (supposing him to be a Tory, that be had just overheard a conversation between Gen. Gage and other officers, and added, There will be hell to pay to-morrow " Without effecting any surprise, the Whig re quested his acquaintance to take his curry comb and finish dressing his horse, while be (Whig,) would step out a moment on an er rand. The other complied, and tho Whig made the best of his way to the bouse of Paul Revere, in Charter street, and told him what he had heard. 31 r. Revere said, 'You are the third parson that has brought us the same information within a few minuets. Say not a word to any one, but return to jour work and keep profound silence.' The next mor ning by fraurise the Britirh detatchment was on its way to Lexington; but information of their approach was there before them. They expected to find Samuel Adaais and John Hancock, but the "birds had flown.'" 5&-"What's that?" asked Mrs Partiog the Place Paris. ion. looking up at the column on Vendome. durins her late visit to "The pillar of Napoleon," "Well, I never did." she was the answer, exclaimed, "and that's his pillow! He use that; but it's more it's made of iron, I do was a great man to like a bolster. And believe Ah ! Isaac, see what it is tobe great, head must have rested or low!" How hard Lis that ironical pil- ,f?Tho following dialogue is reported be tweeen two boys: "What do you think? my father, the oth- . or day, shot nine hundred and ninety-nine pidgeons with one barrel of bis guu." "Oh! my Gosh! why didn't he say a thous and at once." (Reply reprovingly.) "Do you supposo my lather would tell a lie just for tho sake of one pidgeouV Bgiu The way to kill a printer is to always pay him on the presentation of his bill, for such an unexpected pheuomenon will cause a rush of blood to the head and throw him into appoplexy CSJ-"Sarah," said a wag, "it's all over town." "What's all over town?" was th anxious inquiry. "Mud." Sarah's eyes dropped. (7 Mrs. Partington says that nothing de- oises her so much as to see people, who pro- a a a fess to expect salvation, go to church without their puses, when a recolection is to be ta ken. ST A negro, soon after war, being told of the great the revolution valor of Lord Cornwallis, replied - "King George send him ober to dis count ry Cornwallis, but General Washington gU at hitn, and scrape all de coru off and fend him back Cbowallis." One Prentice in could see the hand of Jacob this joke, at a furlong's tance: "What are you doing, daughter?" Un drcssiug myself for the party, mother"" C7The Duke of Argyle thinks highly of Mrs H. B. Stowe thinks she can't be spoil ed; but the Doke do?s not approve of a wo man appearing on a platform iu public, un less she is going to be hanged, when, he say 8, "it is unavoidable-'' ttgi-Our "Devil" woke up the other mor ning and was astonished to see a bed bug setting on the back of a chair, pulling pi a from his coat, and innocently picking his teeth. t3!uAyoung lady out West is charged with putting on airs, because sh.e refused to go to a ball barefoot. J ii ir a o