at. a- HI it jvjwjv www THE BLESSINGS OF GOVERNMENT, LIKE THE DEWS OP HEAVEN, SHOULD BB DISTRIBUTED ALIKE UPON THE HIGH AND THE LOW, THE RICH AND THB FOOR. SERIES. EBENSBCBO, Pi, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, 18-59. VOL. 6 NO. 42. 4 w iPitlt' ii ii ii TERMS: DEMOCRAT & SENTINEL' IS TDB- lished every Wednesday Morning at O.n'b Dollar and 1'iFTT Oknts per annum, paviib.'e in advance; One Dollar and Seventy iivfi Ckn'TS if not paid within six months, and Two Dollars if not paid until the termination of the year. No subscription will be taken for a Bhortei period than six months, and no subscriber will be t liberty to discontinue his paper until all ar rearages are paid, except at vf he option of the editor. Auy person subscribing for six months will be charged one dollar, unless the money is paid Advertising- Rates. One insert'n. 'Two do. Three do 1 square, 1 squares, '3 .squares, 12 lines I $ 50 1 00 1 50 months. $1 50 2 50 4 00 6 00 10 00 15 00 $ 75 1 00 2 00 6 do. $3 00 4 50 7 00 9 00 12 00 22 00 $1 00 2 00 3 00 12 do $5 00 9 00 12 00 14 00 20 00 35 00 24 lines j 36 lines lines or less. t square, f 12 lines 2 squares, 24 lines! 3 squares, f 36 lines 11a! f a column, One column. (tv A'l advertisements must be marked with the number of insertions desired, or they will be (lnfinn.'d until, forbid, and charged accordingly. NEW GOODS. THE UNDERSIGNED has just received and is now opening, a full supply of Goods suit able for the season, consisting of MADE UP CLOTHIxiG, BOOTS, SHOES. HATS, AND CAPS, HARDWARE:, CUTLERY, GROCE RIES &c. &C. Which will be sold "Wholesale or Retail at the VF.KY LOWEST Market prices for Cash or Country Produce. E. HUGHES. June 29, 18r9. tf. " TIE Ml M9 IS:- THE Subscriber has just received at his New :Ju One door East of Thompsons Mountain IIou.sc A new lot of ALL KINDS of SPRIN3 AND SUMMER HATS, which he offers very low for CASH. CLINTON 11. JONES. April, 13,-1850.-21-3m. HEW ARRIVAL. TflUE UNDERSIGNED, has uddcd to his i. Stock of Boots and Shoes &c. A very Lirje an. I well selected assortment of MENS BEADY made S11II1TS, MENS MARSEILLES and Linen Collars, LADIES WHITE AX COL D JICSC liens do do do CliilJrens do do do Lilies Gloves, and Ladies Mitts, and Gents, do. Mens and Boys Suspenders, Black Neck Ties, I'.iticy Neck Ties, Ladies and Gent. Linen Hand kerchiefs. White and Colored Li ten Floss. stationary, (Jarpet Sacks, trunks ana every Other article necessary kept in his line. dlfe him a call and examine for yourselves. TERMS CASH. CLINTON 11. JONES. Juno 29, 1350. tf. DRUGS DRUGS DRUGS!! JCST OPENED AND FOR SALE BY R. S BUKN, M. D., A general assortment of ?DRUG3, MEDICINES, Spices, Oils, Paints, Dye-Stuffs, BRANDIES. WIS. Gil. MID. Pocket Cutlery, Razors, Brushes, Combs, Station ry. Blank Books, Perfumery. Soaps. Tobacco, igars, Snuffa and other articles usually kept in I'rug Stores. R. S. BUNN, M. D. Ebensburg, May, 4, 1 859.-2 i-Jy. JACIiSOX &, CLARK, SURGEON DENTISTS, JOHNSTOWN, FA VNE of the firm will be in Ebensburg during F the first ten days of each month, during which time all persons dei rinj his nrofassional services can fin l him at the office of Dr. Lewis, nearly oppo site bhiirV Hotel. may25,1859tf. EMOVAL? PAUL GRAFF, MANUFAC turer and Wholesale Dealer in Boots, Shoes, Straw Goods, Hats and Caps, No. 68$ North "Third Street, between Arch and Cherry, 1'hila J!.ia. March 6, 1856. JOIIX SIlAItllALCIf, Justice of the Peace, Summlttvllle, Pa. A LL BUSINESS INTRUSTED TO HIS -.V care will be promptly attended to. He wifl i'.so act as Auctioneer at Public Sales whenever h'.s services in that capacity are required. pn8oJ8v24 R. S. BUNK, H. D. tTHEXDERS HIS PROFESSIONAL Services to -more i -tel . re ou llih Street, opposite Thompson's llo- Ebcnsb urjr. May, 4,-1859.-24-Jy. TAew Tailoring Establishment. HE UNDERSIGNED RESPECTFULLY c,- ., 1Dforms the citizens of Ebensburg and vi C!ty that he has opened a Tailoring establish next door to Dr. Bunn's Drug Store.where llj PrePared to manufacture garments of the He V St)le ami mo6fc complete workmanship, fcerit "? ' by 6trict atteiltion to bussiness, to nt and receive a bhare of patronage. THOMAS DEVINE. Jul v 6, 1859:tf THIS WAY. J UST. RECEIVED AND FOR SALE A large ,.a.ad ''Ipendid Assortment of American Pock l A.nivoB. (Every knife warranted.) by . GEORGE HUNTLEY. August, 10, 1859. St. THE niTH AHSIIAL FAIR. ; OF THE CADIRRIA COUNTY ACRICILTIR AL SOCIETY, WILL BE HELD AT EBENSBURG, ON WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY and FRI DAY, the 5th, 6th and 7th of October 1859. Fresident, James Myers; Vice Presidents, Ja cob Fronheiser, John Thompson Jr., Managers, RecsJ, Llovd, John Evans (Smith,) William Kaylor, M. M. Adams, John A. Blair; Treasurer A. C. Mullen; Secretary, Philip S. Noon. Committee of Arrangements, J. Alex. Moore, Frank Shoemaker, C. T.Roberts, Abel Lloyd, George Oatman. Committee of Ilecejtion. Robert A. M'Coy, John Scanlan, Edward Evans, John Roberts, Alexander Kinkead. goeual; regulations. The grand display of Horses, Cattle, Foultry, Agricultural and Horticultural Products, Manu factured Articles and Luxuries, will take place on the first and second days. The Plowing Match will take place on the third day, at 10 o'clock, a. m., and the Ladies Riding Match the same day at 2 o'clock p. m. and Auction of Articles, to be sold at 3 o'clock p. m. Exhibitors, will, in all cases, be required to become members of the Society, aud those who do not previously communicate with the Secreta ry, will be waited on by the Reception Commit tee at the Fair Grounds. Everything intended for Exhibition must be entered at the office, together with the came and resilience of the owner, and will be marked and designated by a card numbered in the order of its entry. No vicious animal will be entered, unless the owner takes measures to prevent any possible damage otherwise resulting therefrom. Animals or articles on exhibition Cannot be removed before the close of the Fair, without permission from the Maungers. premiums not demanded within six months af ter they are awarded, will be held as donations to the Sciety. Instructions to Judges. The Judges are required to report themselves at the Secretary's office, on the ground, on the first day, before 3 o'clock, p. m., at which time their names will be and vacancancies (if any) filled. They will report by the number on the article exhibited, and, in awarding Premiums, be gov erned by the printed lists furnished them by the Secretary. They shall require such evidence from exhibi tors, relative to the stock or articles on exhibi tion, as shall be to them entirely satisfactory. Any deception in the statements of exhibitors shall when discovered make a forfeiture of the premium, to which the party making it would otherwise be entitled. ' All the articles specified iu class Nos. 10, 11 aud 13 must have been manufactured in the County, in oidr to entitle them to premiums. Also, all animals entitled to premiums, must be 6uch as have been raised in the County, or own ed and kept therein for at least six mouths prior to the Fair. No article exhibited shall be entitled to two premiums, as for instance, the best bushel of grain receiving the premium, shall not be in cluded in the best acre on which a premium is offered. The Judges of several classes will be required to report jn writing the premiums awarded by them, respectively, with such remarks' relative to the merits of the animals or articles coming un der their examination, as they may think proper. I Any person exhibiting an article not mentioned I in tne pnnteu list, oui wnitn may uu uucmeu meritorious by the Judges, shall be awarded a Diploma. The Judges will not permit any one to inter fere with them during their adjudication, and when any Judge is interested, he shall with draw, and the balance shall decide on the merits of the articles. The Judges of the various classes will meet on the ground, on the second day, at 10 o'clock, A. M., to enter upon the discharge of their re spective duties, and their reports must be handed to the Secretary before 12 o'clock, M. on the last day of the exhibition. Fees oh Admission. Certificates of Member ship will issue at One Dollar, and will admit to thfi entire exhibition the member, his wife, and all their children under twenty-one years of aerd. Tickets, good only for a single f.J mission, will issue at 25 cts. Children under twelve years old, half price. Tickets good for the entire exhibition will bo issued to apprentice boys and servant girls, at 50 cts. Application to be made at the Business Office, on the Ground. CQ-Each certificate or ticket will bear the name of the hoi Jer, and any transfer thereof will for feit to the Society. And the person transiernng or receiving such a ticket, with intent to defraud the Society, shall not thereafter enter the enclo- suie upon any condition whatever. Special Announcement. -The Managers con fidently assure the public that such improve ments will be made upon the arrangements of the four former lairs, as will much better secure the comfort of the animals, the safety of the articles, and the convenience of the exhibitors, The Ebensburg Brass Band has been engaged and will be upon the ground during the entire exhibition. In 6hort nothing within the means of the Soci ety will be left undone, which might have a tendency to rend' r the Fair useful and attractive, and brinz to it a respectable attendance. L7"A reward of Ten Dollars will be paid by the Society for the apprehension and conviction of any persons found injuring, destroying, or in any manner watoniy lnteriering wim any am mal or article on exhibition. The annual address will be delivered by tT.A Hon. GEORE TAYLOR, at 2 o'clock in the afternoon of the last day of the exhibition. LIST OP PREMIUMS. Class No. 1. ITorses. Judaes. William K. Piper, Dr. IT Yeag lev. William D. Prvce. Michael Driskel, William M. .Tonea. Best stallion. 815 00 geldiug, 15 00 mare, 15 00 " colt, between 2 and 3 vears.' 3 00 l o " 3 00 t under 1 year, 1 00 " pair matcn horses, 4 00 44 mules. 4 00 Class No. 2. Cattle. Jvdjts. G. C. K. ahw, Richard B. Davis Evan Griffith, David M. Evans, Angustin Durbin. Best bull, yearling hull, " cow, 2nd best cow, Best steer between 2 and 3 years, -44 heifer 4 steer between one and two years, " heifer " 44 cow or ox, 44 yoke of oxen, ?1 3 1 2 2 1 1 3 3 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 Class No. 3 Sueep. Judges. William O'Keeffe, James M' Gough, Emanuel Young, Geo. Bruce, Henry Kager. Best buck, " ewe. 44 lot of sheep, C in number, ' pair of lambs. 82 2 3 1 00 00 00 00 Class No, 4. Swine. Judaes. A. M'Vicker, Joseph Buck, Fes- tus Tibbot, Henry Hobble, Geo. Gallagher. Best boar, $2 00 00 00 00 44 Sow, 44 lot of pigs, 6 in number, fatted hog, 'Z 2 o Class No. 5. Poultry. Judges. George J. Rodgers, Gideon J. Marlett, Isaac Wike, John Flick, William Douglass. Best pair shanghai fowls, 1 " 4,chittagong 44 1 44 4 poland ' 1 44 44 cochin china ' 1 4 4 44 turkeys, 1 44 44 ducks, 1 " 44 geese, 1 00 00 00 00 00 00 00 Class No. C. Grain. Judges Johnston Moore, John B. Miller Simon Owens, Augustin Ilaut, Cornelius Dever, Sr, Best bushel of wheat, 81 00 50 50 50 50 00 00 00 50 44 44 corn, ears, 4 4 44 oats, " " rye, 44 44- barley, 44 44 timothy seed, 4 4 44 clover seed, 44 44 flax seed, 44 peck chinese sugar cane seed, Class. No. 7. Vegetables. Judges. William Kittell, J. D. Hamil ton, Simon .Weakland, Levi 13. Cohick, Geo. N. Smith. Best bushel of potatoes, 50 44 4 turnips, 50 " 44 ruta baga, -50 44 beets, 50 44 4 4 carrots, 50 4 4 44 onions, 50 44 dozen cabbage, 50 44 half bushel tomatoes, 50 44 half dozen squashes, 50 44 4 parsnips, 50 44 44 kohl rabbi. 50 44 pumpkin, 50 44 citron, 50 , musk mellon, 50 44 water mellon, 50 41 seed, cucumber, 50 44 half bushel beans, 50 44 lot celery, 50 44 lot cauliflower, 50 44 lot brocoli, 50 Class No. 8. Fruit. Judges. E. A Vickroy, Peter Kaylor, Thomas B. Moore, John II. Douglass, II. A M'Fike. Best variety of fall apples, 1 00 ' dozen, 44 50 44 variety of winter apples, 1 00 44 dozen, 50 4 44 fall pears. 50 4 44 winter pears, 50 v peaches, 50 44 44 plums, 50 44 44 quinces, - 50 " variety grapes, 50 Class No. 9. Products or the Dairy Judges. Joha Griffith, David O'Harra, John M. Bowman, W. n. Gardner John B Myres. Best roll of butter. 81 00 " print butter, 1 00 44 cheese, 1 00 Class No. 10. Agricultural Impliments. Judges. Edward Glass, Michael Leavy, Thomas Callan, Emericus Bender, Jacob Kaylor Best plough, gl 00 44 harrow, 1 00 44 cultivator, 1 00 44 hillside, 1 00 44 wheat drill. 1 00 44 corn planter, 1 00 44 horse rake. 1 00 44 reaper, 1 00 44 mower, 2 00 44 grain cradld, 1 00 44 wind mill, 2 00 44 cutting box, 2 00 44 threshing machine. 2 00 Class No. 11. Manueactured Articles'. Judges. Erie Bickford, A. A. Barker, Henry Nutter, M. J. Smith, Francis Chris ty. Best two horse carriage, " buggy, 44 set single harness, 44 saddle and bridle, 44 pair boots. 44 44 shoes, 41 calf skin, " eide sole leather, 44 upper, 4 lot cabinet ware, 44 variety tin ware, 44 variety stove & earthern ware, " washing machine, 44 meat vessel, 44 churn. f cook stove, 44 pailor stove, 44 pair horse shoes, 44 wagon, $2 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 2 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 1 00 50 1 00 1 00 50 2 00 cider mill and press, 2 00 '; painting and graining, 1 00 i',axe, 50 " pair drawing chains, 50 " breast chains, 50 44 shuck, 2 00 pair coal grates, 50 pannel door, 1 00 i 44 sash, 50 " barrel of flour, 3 00 Class No. 12. Plowing Match. Judges Rees S. Lloyd, John Bradley, Enos C. M'Mullin, Christian Fulraer, John Sr. ay. 15 t plowing, y '. 3 00 Dy ooy unaer i i , u uu Class No. 13. Domestic Manufactures. Judges. Mrs. John Thompson, Mrs. W. K. Carr, Mrs. Conrad Suppes, Mrs. Geo. N. Smith, Mrs. J.J. Murphy. Best piece carpet, 2d best, 44 Best pair blankets, 44 Coverlet, 44 pieced bed quilt, 44 44 cradle quilt, 44 table spread, 44 piece tow cloth, 44 44 linen cloth, 44 44 linsey wolaey, 00 00 00 00 o 1 1 1 1 1 1 00 50 00 00 00 00 50 50 44 hearth rug, 44 pair hose, 44 4 gloves, 44 piece flannel, 2 44 corn brooms, 44 fly brush, 50 00 50 50 50 50 44 hard soap, 44 soft soap, -44 candles, 50 Class No. 14. Culinary Department. Judges. Mrs. R. P. Linton, Mrs W. II. Gardner. Mrs. J. M. Christy, Mrs. P. H. Shiels, Mrs. J. M. Rittel. Beet bread, 00 rusk, 50 44 pound cake, 50 4 4 jelly cake, 50 44 sponge cake, 50 44 domestic sugar, 1 00 44 apple butter, 1 00 44 pumpkin butter, 1 00 " pear 44 50 44 plum y 50 44 quince 44 50 44 tomato catsup, 50 44 walnut 44 50 44 tomato jelly, 50 44 apple 44 50 'peach V - ' "50 44 plum 44 50 44 quince 44 50 44 currant " 50 4 raspberry jam, 50 44 straw berry 44 50 44 blackberry 44 50 44 apple preserves, 50 44 pear 44 50 44 peach 44 50 44 plum 44 50 44 cherry 44 50 44 tomatoe 44 50 44 pear marmalade, 50 44 peach 44 50 44 quince, 44 50 44 catawba wine, 50 44 elderberry 44 50 44 blackberry 44 50 44 currant 44 50 ' vinegar, 50 44 jar of pickles, 50 44 jar., of brandy peaches, v 50 44 cherry bounce, . 50 44 dried apples, 4 50 44 44 peaches, 50 44 44 plums, 50 44 14 cherries, 50 44 honey in (comb.") 50 Class No. 15. Needlework. Judges. Misses' Rose Rhey, Jennie Ivory, Emily Roberts, Lizzio Ramsey, and Ellen Pfoff. Best ornamental needlework, 1 00 2nd best 50 Best silk embroidery 1 00 44 linen. 44 50 44 cotton 44 50 worsted 44 60 44 shell work. 50 44 dress making, - 1 00 44 netting. 50 Class No. 16 Flowers Judges. Misses Sallie Collins, Angeline Fockler, J. A. Evans, Mary iJ. Kittell, and Amelia Thompson Best selection of flowers, 44 basket of flowers. 44 moss vase with flowers. 44 hand boquet, 2nd best 44 Best flat 2d best " " Best table boquet, 2d best Best collection of artificial flowers. 2d best 44 " Class No. 17. Finh Arts 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 50 Jndaes. William Tiley, Sr., Jeremiah M'Goniele. Richard Prouifoot, Daniel Lit zinger, Jaoob M. Campbell, Best oil painting, 2d best " Best water color painting, $1 1 00 50 00 50 00 2d best Best -crayon sketch, 1 2d best 44 Best draughting, 1 "penmanship, 1 marble work, 1 Class No. 18- Equestrianism. Judges. Cornelius Collins, James 50 00 00 00 M. Swank, Dr. John Clark. Dr. George Lewis, George Fritz. Best equestrienne over 18; Discretionary, 2d best 44 44 44 Best equestrienne under 18; Discretionary, 2d best 44 August 21, 1650. ittisccllcmcaus. RUIKTED BY T. S. ARTnUR. "The man is ruined hopelessly ruined!" The words startled me. So bad as that?" said the individual to whom the remark was made. 4 'Even so bad." "Of whome are you speaking?" I ventur ed to ask. 4 'Of Jacob Atwood." I started to my feet. lie was one of my old, intimate and long tried friends. 4 'Ruined, did you say? That man ruined: Impossible!" "There is no doubt of it I received my information from those who have the best right to know. 4 'What has he done.'" I asked; eagerly. My question was received in silence, as if the meaning were not clearly apprehended. "Is he a defaulter?" 4 'No," the answer showed surprise at my question. "Has he betrayed an honorable trust re posed in him by his fellow-men?" "No, sir; his integrity is without question. In all his public relations he was true as steel to principle. " V hat then? Has he placed any portion of his property beyond the reach of creditors who have just claims upon him? 'lie has given up every thing even to the furniture of his house. Not a dollar has been retained, and he goes forth into the world a ruined man." ''O no," said I, speaking out warmly. Not in any sense a ruined man. The mer chant may be ruined, but, thank God, the man is whole. The little company looked at me, for a mo ment or two, half in surprise. "The man is all right, I went on. "AJnly the scaffolding, on which the workmen stood who were building np his character, has fal ten. Jrect, calm, noble, nalt-devme, no stands, now. in the eunshine and in the storm Around his majestic brow the clouds may gather; upon it the tempests may beat, but he is immoveable iu his great integrity. borne smiled at my enthusiasm. To them there were nothing of the moral sublime in a ruined merchant. Others looked a little more thoughtful than before, and one said feebly: 4 'There is something in that. Something in that! I should think there was- It was the intelligence I had received of my friead's.worldly misfortunes, and it grieved me. In the evening 1 went to see Jacob Atwood. The windows of the elegant resi dence where he had lived for years were clos ed. I looked up at the house it had a de serted aspeet. I rung the bell; no one an swered my summons. I could not repress the feelings of sadness that came over me. The trial must have been severe even for a brave heart like his. I must find him," said I. And I did find him; but far away from the neighborhood where the merchant princes had their palace houses. The house into which he had retir ed with his family looked small, and mean, and comfortless, in comparison with the ele gant abode from which he had removed. I rung and was admitted, lhe parlor into which I was shown was a small room, and the furniture not much better than we often tee in the houses of well-to-do mechanics, or clerks on moderate salaries. But everything was in order, and scrupulously neat. I bad made only a hurried observation, when Mr. Atwood entered. He looked some thing care worn his face was paler than when I last saw him, his eye a little duller, his smiles less cheerful." The marks of trial and suffering were plainly visible. It would have been almost a miracle had it been otherwise. But he did not exhibit the aspect of a ruined man. He grasped my haud warmly, and said it was pleasant to look into the face of an old friend. I offered him words of sympathy. "The worst rs over, ho answered, with a manly cheerfulness, 4 'and nothing is lost which may not be regained. I have found the bottom, knoT where I am, and there i3 strength enough left in me to.Btand up secure ly amid, the rushing waters, lhe best of all is, my property, which has been apportioned to m v creditors, will pay every debt. That gives my heart its lightest yulsations." 'I heard that you were ruined' said T, as we sat talking together; "but I find that tbe man is whole. Not a principle invaded by the enemy not a moral sentiment is lost not a jewel in the crown of honor missing " He took my hand, and grasped it hard, looked into my face steadily for some mo ments Then, in a subdued voice, he made answer "I trust that it is even so, my friend- But there were seasons in the Egyptian night through which I have passed, when tbe temp ter's power seemed about to crush me. For myself I cared little; for my wife and chil dren everything. The thought of seeing them go out from the pleasant home I had provided for them, and step down, far down to a lower level in tho social grade, half dis tracted me for a time. For them I would have braved everything but dishonor. I could not stoop to that. And so I passed the fiery ordeal, and have come out, I verily believe, a better man. No, no, no, my friend. I pm not ruined. I have lost my fortune, but my integrity." And so the man stood firm. It was not in the power of any commercial disaster to ruin him. The storm raged furiously; tho waves beat madly against him, but there he stood immoveable, for bis feet were upon the solid rock of honor. 'Love in a cottage" is all very well when you own the cottage, and have money com ing in to keep it nice and warm. The African Kiug's Verdict. Alexander of Macedonia once entered into a neighboring and wealthy province of Afri- ca. lne lnnaouanis came lorm tomeei mm, and brought their robes filled with golden apples and fruits. - .... a a Eat this fruit among yourselves, said Al exander, 'I am not come to see your wealth, but to learn your customs ' They then conducted him to the market place where their King administered justice. A citizen just then came before him and said l bought of this man, oh King, a sack of chaff, and have found in it a secret treasure. The chaff is mine but not the gold; and this man will not take it again. Command him, oh King, that he receive it for his own.' And his antagonist a citizen of the place, answered: 'Thou foarest to retain anything unjustly, aud should not I also fear to take such a thing from thee? I have sold the sack with all that is in it, for it is thine. Command him, oh King.' The King inquired of the first one. if ho had a son. He answered, 4Yes ' He then inquired of the other if he had a daughter and the same answer, 'Yes,' was returned. 4 Well, then.' said-the King, 4you arc both just men; marry your children to each other and give them the discovered treasure as a marriage portion. This is my verdict.' Alexander was astonished when he heard this decision. 'Have I judged unjustly,' said the King of this remote country, 'that thou art thus as tonished?' Not at all,' answered Alexander, 'but in our country they would have judged far oth erwise.' 'And how would you have judged?' asked the King. 4 Both parties would have lost their heads,' answered Alexander, 'and their treasure would have fallen into the hands of the King.' Then the king clasped his hands together and said, 'Does the sun then shine upon you? And do the heavens still shower their rain upon you: Alexander replied 4 Yes. .'It must then be,' continued the King, 'for the sake of the innocent beasts that live in your country; for upon such men no 6un ii i i : u..u rn bUOUlU smut: uuu uu raiu ouuuiu tan. Airful Condition. 'Well there is a row over at our house.' 4 What on airth's the matter, you little sar pint?' 4Why dad's drunk, mother's dead, the old cow's got a calf, Jerusha's married a printer and run away with the spoons. Pete swal lowed a pin, and Lui's looked at the Aurora Borax till he's got the delirium triangles.' 'Good gracious! I'll have to go over and see 'em.' 4That ain't all, neither.' 4What else, upon airth?' 4Rose split the batter-box and broke tho pancakes, and one of the Maltese kittens has got her head into the molasses cup and can't get it out. And oh, how hungry I am. jd?"Little boys sometimes Bay surprising things. A school teacher in Cincinnati gavo to a class of such, as a subject for 'composi tion,' 'The Ohio River, and one little fellow brought in the following: 'He was born at the creation. His father is the Allegheny, and his mother is the Monongahela. He is bigger than both his parents. It is not known when he will die.' jJSTA sick boy, dreadfully sick from chew ing tobacco, lay on a store box. Another boy sympathized with and cheered him by saying, Grin and bear it, Bill we're all got to come to it some time. You'll get over it by an by.' ji?'Oh. dear!' blubbered an urchin, who had becD suffering from the application of a birch. Ob, my! they tell me about forty rods make a furlong, but I can tell a bigger story than that. Iet 'em get such a plaguy lickin as I've bad, an' they'll find out that one rod makes an acher" Class in the middle of geography, stand up. 'What's a pyramid?' 'A pile of men in a circus, one on top of t'other.' 'Where's Egypt?' 'Where it all -wers was.' Timely Yit When Sir Walter Scott was at school, a boy in tbe same class was asked by the dominie what part of speech tcith was. 4 A noun. Sir,' said the boy. You young blockhead,' ciied the pedagogue, 4 what exam ple can you give of such a thing?' 4 1 can tell you, Sir,' interrupted Scott. 4 You know there's a verse in the Bible which says: They bound Samson with iciths." Women can easily preserve their j'outh, for she who captivates the heart and under standing never grows old. The greatest advantage that a man can procure for his children, is to have them well educated. Little things should not be despised. Many threads will bind an elephant. Many drops makes a river. Good qualities, like great abilities, are inr comprchensible and inconceivable to such as are deprived of them. 3T Joe and Bill Benton went to New Orleans with a flat-boat load of corn. Joe wrote to his father thus: "Nu Orleens. Gune 5 Deer Dad, mar? kets is dull corn is mighty lo and Bill's dead. Your affectionate sun. J. B." JCjrWhy should marriage bo spoken of as a tender tie, when it is so confoundod tou"h that nothing but death can cut it? He who does evil that good may come, pays a toll to the devil to let him into heaven. 1 1 1. ITU ir a o