,.THB ISLESSISGS OF GOVKBXMEKT IJS.E THE EWSOF HEAVEN, SHOULD BB DISTRIBUTED ALtKjfc""rP02r TUB HIGH ASP THE LOW, THTE RICH ISO THE roOS. 0 SERIES. EBENSBEC, PA., WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, J859. VOL. 6 NO. 27. I f- hUff Wot Mi fter cur-1 cts, e ii it of "ects ttng kr i a itU-' kin. a eat- . tie aVes rc- bro it al- i at For! i rtn saft' f. 1 entf PT1 ecat rigor nior -ator thof icatfl f th: para ifsuc ided r G? TERMS: EM0CRAT& SENTINEL' IS rUB- lisbed every wecinesaay morning at able ia avlvance; Use uollar and seventy Cbn'TSII not pam wiuuu bia muuiun, uuu 0..LLAE3 if not paid until the termination the year. 'i subscription win ue J than six months, and no subscriber will be wtv to discontinue his paper until all ar- a-w are paid, except at the option ot the v person subscnuing ior - . nlA(ii flirt TYirtfV 1Z T i-T 1 1 1 ed OSE 'i'l'Ari t- - Advertising Rales. (Me twcrt n. jlvco ao. j.nree ao 12 lines 2i lines 3C lines r , .- iare, I i- wires, p inares, an es or less, pare, , - u . aires, i- i ""j ::.ircs, 36 lines fa column, column, $ 50 $ 75 $1 00 1 00 1 00 2 Oo 1 50 2 00 3 00 3 months. 6 do. 12 do $1 50 $3 00 $5 00 2 50 4 50 9 00 4 00 7 00 12 00 6 00 9 00 14 00 10 00 12 00 20 00 15 00 22 00 35 00 marked with or they will be id until fo rbid, and charged accordingly. 3- All advertisements must be Timber of insertions desired, OF 4. JOT TO THE AIMIIRERS FINE 11EAD OU' men glossy hair. ulk of beauty, it cannot exist without a fine i of hair, then read the following, and if you , more, see circular around each bottle, and one can doubt. Professor wood's hair restora- TlYfc. e can tue attention oi an, oiu and :n, to this wonderful preparation, which as"back to its original color, gray hair cov the head of the bald with a luxuriant growth ,-emores tie dandruff, itching, and all cutane- eruptiuns causes a continual flow of the ural iiuids : and hence, if used as a regular eia?for the hair will preserve its color, and t p it from falling to extreme old age, in all its I . . m . ,1 111 rural beauty. We call men upon me uaiu, . grey, or diseased in scalp, to use it ; and ;!y the young will not, as they value the ring locks, or the witching curl, ever be with it. Its praise is upon the tongue of thous- :hc Asent for Trof. Wood's Hair Restorative N'w llavon received the following letter in id to the Restorative a few weeks since : Deep Rivkh, Conn., July 23, 1S5C. Ir. Leavenworth Sir : 1 have been troubled . jaudrutf or scurf on my Lead for more than my hair began to come out, scurf and together. I taw m a JNew Haven paper "Wood's Hair Restorative" as a cure. Al vour store on the 1st of April last, and Lbcd one bottle to try it, and I found to my ixi -fi it was the thing ; it removed the iiiJnew hair began to grow ; it is now two inches in length ichere it was all JT. I erreit taith in it. I wish you to semi me b tt'.es more by Mr. Post, tbe bearer of this. jt't know as any of the kind is used in this you may have a market lor many bottles ritis known here. Yjuh with respect, RUFUS TRATT. PinLADELriiiA, Ser.l. 0, !85o. ?:nr. Wood Dear Sir : Your Hair Restora- is proving itself beneficial to me. The front sk the back part of head almost lost c vtrmg m fact bald, a avc used out two f pint bottles of your Restorative, and nov t P of my bead is well stu dded with a prom- crop of young hair, an d the front is also vii;g its benefit. I ha ve tried other prepa- 'M without any benefit whatever. I think amy own personal recommendation, I can nt. -il 1. A ' u many ouiers to try it. Vann, tcsp'y, D. R. THOMAS, M. D. Jso. 4o4 V ine street. VivrvvvT T .Tiinfi 22. 1853. ?"0F. 0. J. WOOT) . 'a a vou are about to Ufactura .ud vend vn'nr rprntlv discovered r Restorative. 1 will state, for whomsoever it concern, that I have used it and known '5 to use it that I have, for several years, in the habit of using other Hair Restora i ant. tiiat I find vours vastly superior to other I know. It entirely cleanses the head iazdruif, and with one month's proper use - rwore any nerson's hair to the original color and texture, giving it a neaiiny, Ayer'sSarsaparilla A compound remedy, in which we have la bored to produce the most effectual alterative that can be made. It is a concentrated extract of Para Sarsaparilla, bo combined with othex substances of still greater alterative power as to afford an effective antidote for the diseases Sarsaparilla is reputed to cure. It is believed that such a remedy is wanted by those who eutfer from Strumous complaints, and that one which will accomplish their cure must prove of immense service to this large class of our afflicted fellow-citizens. How completely thU compound will do it has been proven by exper iment on many of the worst cases to be found of the following complaints : Scrofula and Scrofulous Complaints, Eruptions and Eruptive Diseases, Ulcers, Pimples, Blotches, Tumors, Salt Rheum, Scald Head, Syphilis and Syphilitic Af fections, Mercurial Disease, Dropst, Neu ralgia or Tic Douloureux, Debility, Dys pepsia and Indigestion, Erysipelas, Rosa or St. Anthony's Fire, and indeed the whole class of complaints arising from Impurity op the Blood. This compound will be found a great pro moter of health, when taken in the spring, to expel the foul humors which fester in the blood at that season of the year: By the time ly expulsion of them many rankling disorders . are nipped in the bud. Multitudes can, oy the aid of this remedy, spare themselves from the endurance of foul eruptions and ulcerous sores, through which the system will strive to rid itself of corruptions, if not assisted to do this through the natural channels of the body by an alterative medicine. Cleanse out the vitiated blood whenever you hnd its impurities bursting through the skin in pimples, eruptions, or sores ; cleanse it when you find it is ob structed and sluggish in the veins ; cleanse it whenever it is foul, and your feelings will tell you when. Even where no particular disorder is felt, people enjoy better health, and live longer, for cleansing the blood. Keep the blood healthy, and all is well ; but with this pabulum of life disordered, there can be no lasting health.- Sooner or later something must go wrong, and the great machinery of life is disordered or overthrown. Sarsaparilla has, and deserves much, the reputation, of accomphshing these ends. But the world has been egrcgiously deceived by preparations of it, partly because the drug alone has not all the virtue that is claimed for it, but more because many preparations, pretending to be concentrated extracts of it, contain but little of the virtue of Sarsaparilla, or any thing else. During late years the public have been mis led by large bottles, pretending to give a quart of Extract of Sarsaparilla for one dollar. Most of these have been frauds upon the sick, for they not only contain little, if any, Sarsapa rilla, but often no curative properties whatev er. Hence, bitter and painful disappointment has followed the use of the various extracts of Sarsaparilla which flood the market, until the name itself is justly despised, and has become synonymous with imposition and cheat. Still we call this compound Sarsaparilla, and intend to supply such a remedy as shall rescue the . name from the load of obloquy which rests upon it. And we think we have ground for believing it has virtues which are irresistible by the ordinary run of the diseases it is intend ed to cure. In order to secure their complete eradication from the system, the remedy should be judiciously taken according to directions on the bottle. PREPARED BY DR. JT. C. AYER A CO. LOWELL, iMASS. Price, $1 per Bottle j Six llottles for $5. Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, has won for itself such a renown for the cure of every variety of Throat and Lung Complaint, that it is entirely unnecessary for us to recount the evidence of its virtues, wherever it has been em ployed. As it has long been in constant use throughout this section, we need not do more than assure the people its quality is kept up to the best it ever has been, and that it may be relied on to do for their relief all it has ever been found to do. Ayer's Cathartic Pills, FOH THE CTTHE Or" Cottiteness, Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Indigestion, Dysentery, Foul Stomach, Erysipelas, Headache, Piles, Rheumatism, Eruption and Skin Diseases, Liver Complaint, Dropsy, Tetter, Tumors 5rf Salt Rheum, Worms, Gout, Neuralgia, a 3 Dinner nil, and for Purifying the Blood. They are sugar-coated, so that the most sensl tive can take them pleasantly, and they are thO best aperient in the world for all the purposes of a family physic. Price 25 cents per Box; 5 Soxes for $100. ittistcllmtcons; thful Xk-1 glossy appearance ; and all this without '-clonai the hands that apply it. or the dress -oli it drops. I would, therefore, recom its use to every one desirous of having -iior and texture to the hair. rwtfully, yours, WILSON KING. & J. WOOD & Co., Proprietors, 312 Broad , Aew York, (in the great N, Y. Wire Rail- ' "HAL'iisnment.j ana in iiarKct si., ot. -js.Mo. T7 Sold by ail good druggists. AP"1 6, 13G9:3m. lill ROAD IS COIIS. to 4u. subscriber has just received at hi3 New ftammi situ doOf Eftst" rif TrinrnricAnfl f aiiti t o 7 n TTMlQA P 1 of ALL KINDS of SAND SUMMER HATS. ici le offers very low for CASH. iBrn CLINTON R. JONES. l3,-1859.-21-3m. John HfKcnirA SMc)?.r"an4Dealerl11 H Kinds ofCi r O .vvnvvv. iUUU LKU 111- TSt., Hollisdaysbargr, Pa. untly on l.anA o j i of Spanish, and half Spanish dears lifc.iv' I0Ssible prices. All articles sold at reprts?ritetl (Aimvu nj u wuiiv t,ucj ABRAIIAM KOPEUJ, AA 9 rVFFTr-T orney at Iw Johnstown M 'on Clinton Street. 1823 41 "1 ujois aoru AprU 0O mero1 Maui and Clinton. tt Pa - J. C nnv VT.,my t x... I lrXiCR TV r,7Z" ' ai WMJSADE ROW. Nor. li, 1867: l.tf Great numbers of Clergymen, Physicians, States men, and eminent personages, have lent their names to certify the unparalleled usefulness of these remedies, but our 6pace here will not permit the insertion of them. The Agents below named fur nish gratis our American Almanac in which they are given ; with also full descriptions of the above complaints, and the treatment that should be fol lowed for their cure. Do not be put off by unprincipled dealers with other preparations they make more profit on. Demand Ayer's, and take no others. The sick want the best aid there is for them, and they should have it. All our Remedies are ' 8r Sold by T. DEVINE, Ebensburg, and by Merchants generally through the country. Nov. 2t 1858:50:ly. 7Ar THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAS Of CAMBRIA COUNTY. William Kittell Executor ) of the last Wrill and Testa- No. 28 Deccember ment of Jacob Behe dee'd. Term 1859. vs I Summons in Parti- Susan M'Coy et al. J tion. To Susan M'Coy et al. heirs and legal repre sented ves of Catharine Belie, late Catharine M' Coy deceased. You are hereby notified to be and appear at the next Court of Common Tleas of Cambria County to be held at Ebensburg, on the 1st Mon day of June next, then and there to accept or re fuse the real estate of the said Jacob Behe, dee'd at the valuation put upon it by the Inquett or to show cause why the same should not be sold to wit; a certain piece or parcel of land Fituate in Alleghany township Cambria County, adjoin ing lands of the heirs of John Phelan dee'd lands of Mathias Behe and others, containing 99 acres and 21 perches, strict measure, val ued and appraised at the sum of seven hundred dollars. R. P. LINTON Sheriff. Sheriff's Office, Ebensburg, April l3,-lS59-21-6t. J EI.IIASSOX, Attornay at Law, Ebensburg, Pa OFFICE adjoining the Post Onice. Aug. 24, 1853. ' C. I. MURRAY, Attorney, at Ebtnibnrg, Pa. OFFICE OPPOSITE CRAWFORD'S HOTEL. (raar!7,1858 BLANK SUMMONS AND EXECU TIONS FOR SALE AT THIS OFFICE From the Knickerbocker Magazine. THE: ARKANSAS TR.4TEL1ER. In the early settlement of ArkaDsas, a traveler, after riding some eight or ten miles without meeting a human being, or seeing a human habitation, came at length, by a sud den turn of the wood road, to a miserable "shanty," the center of a small clearing, in what had originally been a "black jack thick et, whence the only sound that proceeds is the discordant music of a broken-winded fid dle, from the troubled bowels of which the occupant is laboriously extorting the monoto nous tune known as the "Arkansas, or Radc ensack Traveler " Our traveler rides up within a few feet of the door, which was once the bed frame of a cart body, now cov ered with bear skins, and bung upon two big wooden hinges. After much shouting, the inmate appears, fiddle in band, and evidently "wrathy" at being interrupted in the exercise of bis art. The following colloquy ensues, the indefatigable fiddler still playing the first strain of "The Arkansas Traveler," which in fact be continues, at sudden intervals, until the dialogue, as will be seen, is brought to an unexpected conclusion. If this be not "seek ing lodgings under difficulties," we should like to know what might be legitimately so considered ; Traveler 'Friend, can I obtain accommo dations for the night with you V Arkansas Artist' No sir nary commo-dation.' Traveler '3Iy dear sir, I have already travelled thirty miles to-day, and neither ray self nor my horse has bad a mouthful to eat ; can t you accommodate me for to-night : Arkansas 'Artist' 'Just 'case it cant he did. We're plum out of everything in the house Aill s cone to mill with the last nub Lin of corn on these premises, an '11 be nigh onto the shank of to-morrow evenin' afore he cuius home unless sunithin uncommon hap pens Traveler i'ou surely have something that I can feed to my horse ; even a few potatoes would be better than no food. Arkansas 'Artist' 'Stranger, onr eatin' roots gin out about a week ago : vour chance is slim thar.' Iraveler 'Hut my mend, 1 must remain witn you, any way. 1 can t co any lurtner whether I obtain anything to eat or not. You certainly will allow me the shelter of your roofi' Ark. 'Artist" 'It can't be did, old boss, You see we've got only one dried hide on the premises, and me an the ole woman alius cc cupics that, bo u:hars your chance Y Iraveler 'Allow me to hitch my horse that persimmon tree, and with my saddle and blanket 1 11 make a bed in the fence corner Ark. "Artiet' 'Hitch your horse to that Simmon tree in a norn l ay you must be a natural tool, stranger ! Uou t you fee that's me and the old woman's only chance for 'simmon beer, in the fall of the year. I your horse is so tarnal hungry as you say h is. he d girdle it as high up as he could reac afore mormn . Hitch vour horse to that tree? I spect not. ro, no, stranger, can't come nary sich a dodge as that " Our traveler, seeing that be had aa origi nal to deal with, and being an amateur per former upon the instrument on which the settler was so ardently uttached, thought he would change the tactics and draw his uetcr-tcrmined-not-to-be 'Lost' out a little before informing him of the fact that he too could play the 'Arkansas Traveler,' which once being known, he rightly conjectured, would be a passport to his better grace. Traveler 'Well, friend, if I cant stay, how far is it to the next house ?' Ark. 'Artist' 'Ten miles f and you'll think they're mighty long ones afore you get thar. I came nigh into forgetting to tell you the big creek is up, too bridge is carried off, and there's nary earthly chance to ford it, and, if jer bound to cross it, ycr'll have to Co about seven miles up the stream, to old Dave punchon bridge, through one of tho bierest bamboo swamps ever you see. I reckon tho bridge is staudin' yet 'twas yes terday mornin', though one end had started down stream about fifteen feet, or sich a mat ter.' Traveler 'Friend, you seem comaiunica tive, and if it's no offence, I'd like to know what vou do for a living.' Ark. 'Artist' 'No offence on yearth, stransrer : we list keep a grocery. Traveler 'A grocery ! Where in the name of all that is mercantile do your customers .omfl from r Your nearest neichbor is ten miles distant!' Ark. 'Artist' 'The fact ia, me an the ole woman is tho best customers yet ; but we 'spect these disrgens will improve, and m course business will improve, too. Ilows'cvcr we do suthin noic, even. Me and the ole woman took the cart t'other day. and went to town : we bort a bar'l of whiskey ; and after we come home and 'gin to count the balance on hand, we found thar war but just one solitary picayune left, and as the ole woman illers carries the tohss. in course she had it L . Well, I sot the bar'l agm one side of the room, and shortly arter-the ole woman sc . 'Supposin you tap your end of tLc barl,' and I did ; and she bort a drink and paid me a picayune. Pretty toon I began to get dry, and says I : 'Ole woman, spozen you tap your end of the bar 1 ?' and 6he did ; and then she sells me a drink ; and the way that picayune has traveled back'ards and fb'ards over the bung of that bar', is a caution to them who loves 'red eye.' But. stranger, losses is apt to come with every business ; and me and the ole woman has lost some in the procery lino , and I'll tell you bow 'twas. The boy Kill, our oldest son, be saw how the licker was coin', and didn't have nary red to iino in the retail business : so one night be crawled under the house, and taps the bar'l atwlxt the cracks in the graooueon floor ; and I r'ally believe he's got more than me and the old woman ither; the good for nothin vagadond, to come the 'giraff ' over his nat'- ral born parents ; it's nuff to make a man sour agin all creation ; that boy will be the ruinaiinaiion oi us yet. Jle takes to trickery is as nat ral as a hungry possum takes to a len roost, ixow, stranger, what on vearth am I to do ? He beats me and the old woman entirely.' Traveler 'It would bo difficult for me to advise in regard to vour son. as I have no family of my own. You say it's ten miles to the next house ; the big creek is up ; the bridge carried away , no possibility of fordice it, and seven miles through a swamp to the only bridge ih -vicinity ! .This is rather a -.. -t " ii gioomy pio&pi, particularly as me sun is about down ; still uiy curiosity is excited. and as you have been playing only one part of the Arkansas Iraveucr ever since my arrival, I would like to know, before I leave, why you don t play tne tune throvgh V Ark. 'Artist 'lor one of the best reasons on yearth, old hoss I can't do it. I hain't larn't the turn of that tchune, and drat me if I believe I ever shall. Traveler 'Give me your instrument, and 1 11 see if I can play the 'turn for you.' Ark. 'Artist 'Look ahcre, my friend, do you play the turn of that tchune Y Traveler '1 believe I can. Ark. 'Artist,' Lite, lite, old boss ! we'll find a place for you in the cabin, sure. Ole woman 1 (a 'hollo I' within the shanty was 1 the first indication the traveler bad of any other human being on the 'premises,') the ftranger plays the 'turn' of the 'Itackensack Traveler.' My friend . hitch your boss to the 'simmon tree, or anywhere else you please. Kill 11 be here Eoon, and he 11 take keer of him. Olo woman, you call Sail and Nance up from the spring ; tell Nance to go4nto the spring house and cut off a good large piece of boar steak to brile far the stranger's supper ; tell Sal to knock over a chicken or two, and get out some flour, and have some flour doin's and chicken fixin's for tho stranger. (Bill just haves in sight, twenty-four hours earlier than he was expected a halt an hour before.) Kill, O, Kill ! there's a stranger here, and be plays the 'turu of the 'llackensack Trav eler ;' go to the corn crib and get a big pun kin and bring it to the house, so the stranger can have Futhin to set on, and skin a 'tater' 'Ions with, me and tb.e ole woman, while the you The Hunters Last Shot. A TALE OF AN OLD MAS's REVENGE. gals is gettin supper ; and Kill, take the boss and" give him plenty of corn ; no nub bins, Kill; then rub him down well, and then when you come to the house bring np a dried hide and a bar-skin, for the stranger to sleep on ; and then, Kill, I reckon he'll play the turn of the Yilacbensack Traveler' for us.' The 'punkiu' was brought; tho Maters' were 'fctmnca ana eaten ; tne turn oi tue 'Rackensack Traveler' was repeatedly played to abundant edification ; and the 'gals' finally announced that supper was ready, and altho' instead of 'store tea' they only had "sassafax tea doins without milk, yet the repast was one to be long and gratefully remembered. The traveler remained all night, and was piloted safdv over tha big creek early the next morning, vjr a trutu, music lias cuarms to soothe the savage breast !' To see an old hunter or trapper in his buckskin carb, armed with rifle, knife, and tomahawk, is not a very unsual thing in the city of St. Louis, for that town is the head quarters of the Nortn Western Fur Compa ny, and the names of the Choteau, Aubrey s ike, are historically affixed thereto. Some few years ago, I was sitting in the reading room of the Virginia Hotel there, conversing with a gentleman on business, when an old man dressed and completely armed as a hunter or trapper is when in his accustomed ' wilds, entered and minutely scanntd the feature' of every cne?present He was evidently quite old, and very thin, and feeble, loosing as if he had recently risen from a couch of sickness. Yet his dark eye beamed brightly, even "fiercely in its sunken socket, and bis erect form seemed to struggle against the mortal darkness which prevade it. The old man shook his head as be finished his gaze around the room and muttering in a low voice, "The cuss is not here !" be turned away. Having finished my business, I also left and went up to the Planter's House where I boarded. When I arrived, it lacked but a few minutes of dinner time and tho guests were gathering in the sitting-room waiting for the gong to sound. I had just entered when the old hunter, who had before attract ed Tny attention also came in. and as before commence! an inspection of every counte nance. Suddenly bis eye flashed with a fire more fierce than I ever saw glow m human face before, and be strode up to a young fellow who bore the name of being the most daring hunter of the North-West Company, of which he was trading agent when on the hunt, and the most reckless gambler and wildest bau- chee of ihe crowd, when he was in the city His name wa3 Auguste St. Vrain. Only three days before 1 had seen him on the KlooJy Island, in the river opposite to St Louis, stand at ten paces against one of the A bcot shots in the city, and not a nerve trem bled, uor did his face pale, but he "winged' Lu man as cooly as if he had been shooting at a bird, let now. when that old man stepped up before him, and he caught glance of his fiery eve, bis courage and pres encc of mind seemed utterly to fail him, and trembling, while the old man's voice, loud and clear as a bugle, rang in his ear. "I have sought you long, Auguste St. Vrain and found you ? Ptemember Edele I" As he spoke, the oninious click of the old man's rifle was heard. Astonished into silence the crowd drew to cither side, while St Vrain tearing his shirt bosom open, said in a low, opeless tone : "Fire old man, I deserve it 1" The old hunter had scarce waited for the Core for Scratches. II. Payne, of Loekport, communicates the following reme dy for scratches in horse?, which we have seen tried with good enect : "When the horse comes in at night, bis legs should be washed clean and rubbed as dry as may be; then apply good vinegar, rubbing it well to the skin, lwo applications a day arc sufScient. I have always found it a sure preventive and a certain cure. If tue legs have become cracked and sore, apply the vinegar freely, and add a piece of copperas the size of a common hickory nut to a quart of vinegar. Paddy Africa. At a negro celebra bration lately an Irishman stood listening to a colored speaker expatiating upon govern ment and freedom ; and as the ofator came to a "period" from the highest and most po etical heights, tho Irishman said 'Kedad, he spakes well for a nagur : didn't he now t Somebody said, 'He isn't a negro, be only a half negro.' Only a half a nasur. is it ? Well, if hal a narur can talk in that manner, I'm think ing a whole nagur might bate the prophet Jeremiah.' word ; for, St. Vraio's last word was spoken, the bullet from the hunters nae had passed through hi3 heart. He sunk a corpse on the floor, murmuring only one word, "Ldele. The olJm:.a stood and gazed on tho body moment then he muttered, "It is right T have fired my last shot I" In a moment ho was seized he made no resistance and hurried off to prison. As I was tuea a practising attorney in ine courts of that ci man, I availed myself of my position to go to him and freely offer my services. He re ceived me camly and kindly, but his voice was very feeble, as he replied : "It's little use you can be to nie, sir, for I have fired my last shot, and tramped my last trahrp Kut as you seem to be about the only friend I've got around here, I may as well ease my mind and tell you why I shot St. Vrain. Two years ago. I would have sooner shot myself than raise a hand to Larro a hair on his head. He was young, hand f From the N. Y. Mercury. An Irish-Tank.ee TricR. Barney K is a resident of the 'Smoky City,' and belonged to that sharp-witted class who are generally 'up to snuff,' and not very easily imposed upon. At one period be was argely engaged in the wholesale and retail grocery business, ana among nis numerous customers was a contractor on the Pennsylva nia canal, (then approaching completion,) - who by some means managed to contract, along with his original one, a pecular liking for Barney During the course of his inter esting acquaintance, be managed to get into the affections of our hero to the tune of eleven hundred dollars, which might be regarded as a slight token of esteem. t The honesty-of the contractor had never - been questioned until near the close of hia job, when it was whispered abroad that he was preparing to take 'r reoch leave, of his creditors, and for that purpose had collected all his funds, and, perhaps, in a few days would depart for a more congenial clime. Karney heard the rumor, and gave it full credit. He saw that he could only secure his claim by 6tratagera, and accordingly he laid his plans for coming the 1 ankee over his customer. Passing along the street one day he met Mr. Kuck. . 'Good morning, Mr. Kuck 'an bow are ye? An' how are ye getting aloDg wid yer job V was the ealution of our friend Karney. Pretty well,' said Kuck. very confidently, for he did not imagine that hi3 villainous scheme was suspected. 'Pretty well, my old friend, I expect the present contract to be finished in a few days, when I will take a new one.' Is it farter away than this one '''asked Karney. No, it's rather nearer. and Mr. Kuck col ored slightly. An' don't you wish to buy a nice lot of goods ? The owld stock must bo pretty nigh sowld.' Well, no,' said Kuck, hesitatingly. I would rather not purchase until 1 enter on niv new contract." "'Och, man, it's a jokin' ye are ? Do ya think ycr men can live on ihe wind and drink cowld wather ? Coma along wid ye an' let me sell ye about $3,000 worth . Thus talking, Karney and Mr Kuck reached the store. Afler some coaxing Karney sold him a bill, consisticg of flour, bacon, coffee, sugar and whiskey the latter an mdespensi ble article in those days and the wholo amounting to abont $3,000. The goods were marked and rolled on the pavement. After making out the bill, Karney presented it to bis customer, remarking: Mr. Kuck, dear, don't ye think ye could be afthcr letting me have the amount of that small bill that's due. This big purchase will lave me rather bare, an' I muit have a little to begin on again.' Mr. Kuck feeling that 3,000 was better than 1.100. with that philosophy so well becoming the man, concluded to pay the old bill, and still have $1,000 clear in the op eration. The money was taid and a receipt given, when Karney remarked : I will have tho goods delivered lor ye imagently. So ye need give yourself no far ther about Ihirn.' The place was designated where they were to be taken, and Kuck went away. No sooner turned than Karney called to was his back ty, feeling a sympntb'y for the old bis porter to lend a band; and 'quick, prestol vailed myself of my position to go I the goods were rolled icto the store, and th door locked. K?.rncy remained outside, tak ing a scat on an empty bairel, to await the return of Kuck, who. finding the goods- were not fotthcoming, would como back to learn the cfcuse. After the lapse cf an hour, Karney observ- ed his friend returning in great haste. In stantly our hero placed Lis hands oter his face, crvl trlua Buck came up Barney's eyes were suffused with tears, and he looked the verv picture of agony. Perceiving the mcl- sorae. brave ; as good a trapper as ever drew I accholy appearance of Barney, Kuck sympa : . . ... J., , Ii - it,---. cl: : hpad on a oriziW s eve. 1 loved nun. tueticauv mquireu me nature ui ius sorruw. is "Oxe ofItiiesi Things." The Cincinnati Commercial states that a hardware house in that city recently received the following em phatic order z -, Sangamon Co., Ill , March 18. & Co. : Sirs Send us one of them d d things that make such a h 11 of a noise abont a hotel. We've opened a hotel hero last week, and want to make as much noise as any body. Send bill. J. K- P. & Kro. J. S. A feller here says they call them gongs-in Terre Haute. r-"i A waggish chap, whose wixen wife. bv drowning lost her precious life, called out his neighbors, all around, ana 101a -em maw his spouse was drowned; and in spite of search could not be found. He knew, he said, the very nook where she had tumbled in the brook, and bad be dragged along the shore, above the place a mile or more. ."Above the place!" the people cried, "Why what d'ye mean?',' The man replied: "Of course you don't suppose I'd go and waste the time to I look below! , I've known the women quite a spell, and larn't her fashions tol'ble well; alive or dead, she'd go, I swow, against tho current anyhow !" ST Brother Jonathan says the English ladies who recently lost their lives by their dresses taking fire, were burnt offerings to the Moloch of Frshiou ' ' Ihe old mau s voice grew huy, his lip quivered, he paused a aioraent, aa l then he went on : "I was not the only one that loved him. My Edele then only sixlce:, the image of her poor deal mother sue loved him, and he pretended to love ner. lie promised to marry her, and under that promise ruined her. Age and shame mde . her keep the secret until it could no longer be kept ; then he fled from her, leit her to bring a babe into the world, and then to die broken heart ed, with it upon her bosom. Koth of them sleep in one grave on the banks of the Yellow stone. For a time I thought I should have to lay down there, too, before I found him. but I kept up till my work was done. I care not for life now." I tried to cheer up the old man, I told him that the mere recital of his wrongs be fore a western jury would acquit him, but he only shook bis head and muttered : "My laet shot is fired, I am at the end of my last tramp " One week afterwards, a few of us, who had discovered in him a brother of the ''mys tic tie," gave him honorable burial in a neighboring cemetery ; for he passed away as quietly as if he had laid him down by a pleasant camp-fire to rest after a long and wcarv hunt. Green were tho sprigs cast in his crave, and true the hands which threw them. 3T To take out pitch, rosin, tar, paint, &c. pour a little alcohol on the place and let it soak in about a half an hour. Then rub it gently, and you will find the alcohol has enaked out the glutinous quality eo that it will easily crumble out Karney looked up, while a tear trickelerl down his face, and replied in a piteous tone : H)ch, Mr. Kuck, haye yoa h ard what s happened me Y Not I, said JJuck. starting back. lias any dreadful calamity occurred V Calamity,' sighed Karney, 'worse nor that.' It must bo dreadful, Mr. Kurnl pray explain.' Wrhy, bless ycr dear sowl, the sheriff has , been - here since ye left, an' tuck every dol lar's worth of goods I had ia the world, an what's worse, an' spites me the most, it, that he tuJc yer goods along wid the rest Kuck asked no further explination. He either believed Karney, or fancied the Phi listines were upon him. And he left instan ter. And as Karney had secured his money he could 6nap his finger at the rascally con tractor. tST A young blood in Suckertown, wish ing to get a chauee to tell one of the fair ones what he thought of her, donned bis best looks and addressed hor in this wise : 'Miss, can I have the exquisite pleasure of rolling the wheel of conversauon around the axletree of your understanding a few minutes this evening ?'' The beautiful lady fainted. What a pitty, 37" A lady not far off gives her views of woman's rights to the world. She is against the interference of woman in politics. She asks pointedly : "If men can t da the voting, and take care of the country, what is the use of them ? That s a poser I e think she will pass. j3T" Kody weary and worn, spirits all for- lorn, chin and cheek unshorn, nose as sharp a thorn from lack of meat and corn t this ; is the wight who, in despite of reason's light, J goes forth to eek toe riky Peak. Yankee Impudence. The greatest instance of impudence on record, is" that of a Y'ankce, who, in an Italian cty, stepped a religious procession, in order to light his cigar from cne of the holy candles. E.e the proces6joQ recovered from its astonishmeut, the BHida cious smoker had disappeared. ' T I O O o