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Ml advertisements must be 0 number of insertions desired, or tbey will be !iBtinued until forbid, and charged accordingly. $ 75 . 1 00 2 00 6 do. $3 00 4 50 7 00 9 00 12 00 22 00 marked $1 2 3 12 00 00 00 do $5 00 9 00 12 00 14 00 20 00 35 00 with miscellaneous THEGAMBL1NQ HOUSES OF PARIS. It was during the Consulate and the Eou rire that tbe gambling houses of Paris were !a their LojJay. Aa none of our readers., fortunately, Lave seen those thcatree of ter rible and absorbing passious, we UOto . the icccunt M. Vernou gives of them : The first day t-f the month, I found my hu' richer than usual; I had sold a very ex tent skeleton for twenty five fiancs, and I usable to invite two friends to dinner Luaicau (one of his schoolcounades) was oie of uiy gue.sts, lie was anxious to return n,e todiaocr: the day was appointed; the rcBdtivous was at six o'clock, at the Cafe du Rei. There were three of us Rousseau, I, and a your.g medical student, who was fast dvice with a galloping consumption, which Lad been brought on by fatigue in the hot raa during tie revolution of July. All of us were punctual at the rendezvous. Our Lost was sad and embarrassed. At last he aid to u. : I have invited you to dine with mo. Lutuiv nurse is empty. In this alarmed tiuiation, the jvung physician said, 'it is probable we are bot.'i (looking at me) in the tame poshlou as Ilousscau, (be spoke the uutb,) eh Lu.' there is but one thing to be r.nn- I'll m nn.l l.orrnw lirrnlv franc; from v keeper of the cafe.' I doubted very Keh whether be had auv credit thre; but itcwoe back with a gold piece iu W started off to Jinuer. We era and risk at the say of the plaver who loses? j "In this intoxicated idleness fevered and disquieted by constant winnings, I had daily greater difficulty to keep within limited win nings. Had I played higher, paid I to my self, I would have won a large fortune. I had resolved never to stake more at first than ten louis d'or; and duriDg two or three days, I daily won some fifteen hundred or two thous and franco. Then . I determined never to stake more at first than five hundred francs; for two days that montante was completely successful. Although during three months I had lived like a millionaire, and like a generous millionaire, I still had in my Bafe (for I had a safe) some nine or ten thousand francs iu gold or in notes, which I had won, I again determined that I would never stake more than a thousand francs at first. From the first thousand-franc note I ' staked, I doubled; I still won." 4,But soon the strangest coupn, two and one. nine and forty (I played only at trente-ct-un) ap peared agaiust me on the tapis vert. I went home to get more mouoy. I returned a sec ond time. - "a third time, and as I had invited several friends to dine with me that day; and as the dinner was ordered, I left in my safe only some louis d'or persuaded that I should conquer fortune with courage ana large torces. Ihere was uot even a combat I I lost every time. 'A gam bler s idea suggested itself to my mind visited, that day, every gambling-house in Paris At six o'clock 1 had scarcely enough money left to pay for the dinner I had or dered, ltich with nine or ten thousand francs and a great many castles in the air in the morning, in the evening I had not a cent nor an illusion. . We gaily buried at table my fortune and my gambling-luck; and the next morning I awoke, my heart and mind free, almost glad to rouine my past life of labor and of study, . and to end that careworn and agitated life of a professional gambler." "I did not, however, open my books again without feeling my mind wander. The gam bler re-appeared; I reproached my sel f bitter ly for having failed to play well for having ruu after my lost money. I no longer laid tbe blame ou fortune;-1 imputed it all to my- If! I even thought it- would continue to franc bank note, he took gold: reduced to his last gold piece of twenty francs, he took sil ver; reduced to his last ten francs, he played only at rouletts with forty cent pieces. Other players, on the contrary, insult fortune and even the tailleur- and at the sight of the card which makes them lose they break the rakes. . The clerk, who loses at rouae-et-noir another person's money; the spectator who seeks at the gambling table " to re-establish his fortune, mav. after ill-fortune.' commit I asked her what had become of my gambling companion; she turned pale, tears roiled down her cuetfka. h leaned forward aud whisper ed in my ear - "He was hung in London for lorgery. :,. - ; .. Model Speech in the Missouri Legislature. We find Jhe following in the reports of the proceedings of the Missouri Legislature on Friday last. It will at once occur to the ra- suicide; but the professional cambler lives a der of Mr. Pitt's speech, that he is. aa his long while. 1 name would imply, a vertible descendant , of fortune. has very unexpected turns of Lord Chatham. His chief resemblance to favor; its caprices are unlimited, .and it often that uistinguished orator is said to consist in takes pleasure in making the gambler's last ecu the source of .his largesJLjginxungs. I have often had pointed-out to meT fathers who have voluntarily exiled themselves from the possesion, of two lees, and a head with a nose on it, Read Mr. Pitt's speech: Air. 1 itt ottered the following: Resolved, that the Speaker be authorized Recipe for Chinese Bravery, A letter from an officer serving in the Chineese expedition, gives the following laughable order for the day, publishd by one of the Chineese commanders, directing his soldiers what to do, in order to overcome their enemies. It is drawn np in the form of training bill of fair for thirteen days: "this is commanded by me, the chief of the Braves. Let all tremble and obey. On the thirteenth day before the battle, they must eat jelly made of the tiger's flesh, in order to imbibe the rage and ferocity of that animal, twelfth day before, the roasted liver of a lion; in order to have the intrepidity of that noble beast; eleventh day stewed per pen ts. to acquire their cunning; tenth, extract of catMleQB 4o deceive their enemies by changing color; ninth, crocodile broth, (omake them am phi Pans, far from the gambling houses, that to cause to be printed and posted, one hun- bious and be able to oursue and fight their iney migm no longer play, Dut who every two or three months returned to Paris, to see again the roulette and the trentc-et-un. They remained in Paris only a few hours, just long enough to exhaust the contents of their purse sometimes fortune retained them here bv enormous winnings. . The pontes would is- dred bills announcing tho 8th of January, Mr. Abney I move to lay that resolution on tbe table. Mr. Pitt Mr. Speaker, this House passed resolutions, sir, 10 ceieorate, in an appropri ate manuer, me oin 01 January lms is a enemies both on land and on water; eighth. juguar's liver, cooked in wine, in order to have the rapidity and fnry of that quadruped; seventh, hawks heads, in order to have the quick eye of that bird in distinguishing the enemy; sixth, zebra's intestines, to be able to imitate the cry of that animal; hub. hippo- 1 T 1 - I .1.1: " 1 I stance in my aay, witn priae ana with joy, a resolution simpiy asmag tnat notice De given potamus brains, to make tbe body impene young countryman, who, about being married to the public of that day We have declared trable to balls; fourth, stewed monkeys, to in his province, came up to Paris with 1,500 an intention, and now, when" we come to pub acquire the activity of that race; third, scor francs, to purchase bis wedding gifts, and lish it, some gentle man is suddenly seized t pious, in order that all the wounds inflicted who returned home only at the end of a week with the "retrenchment gripes," and squirms and who carried back with him his wedding around like a long red worm on a pin hook. gifts and 90,000 francs of T winnings. They Laughter J Gentlemen kep continually abduced also a Strasbourg conee-nouse keep- talting about economy. 1, myself, do '. not er, who at the end of a month, returned home Deueve in tying the public purse with-cob with more than two hnndrcd thousand francs strings, but when retrenchment come in con- of, winnings.. . 1 he names of the fortunate tact with patriotism, it assumes the form of alone were mentioned; the list of the ruined "smallness. Such economy is like that of would have been too long old Skinflint, who hid a pair of boots made "Kvery gambling bouse had its celebrated for his little boy, without soles,: that they man. ive ouen met a rouiettc piayer whom migni. last tne longer. jjaugnter. l rev- they called Massina; he played only a quar- erence "the day we 'celebrate." It is fraught pious, by them may be as venomous as tbe sting of those reptiles. On the day before the battle. the half raw breast of a panther, in Order to be as pitiless as 'tdat animal; and on tbe morning of the battle, they must drink a drop of leopard's blood, in order that they may imitate that animal wnicu never turns round while devouring its prey, lremble and obey. Nothing. read and 7 'A Herder Revealed by aDreafflu v A miraculous discovery of a horrible mur der is related by a. Belgian journal' Of a re cent date, of which we may make a 'summa- Two brothers, Jews, set out from Uvrek with a view of placing their two daughters at a LoardiDg school in the town of Gross wardein. During the first night of their absence the youngest daughter, aged ten, who was left at home, woke her mother suddenly during tha night and crying bitterly, declared that she saw her father and uncle, and all being mur dered. The mother, for some time took no notice of the child's declaration; but, as she persisted, and would nqt be quieted, she be- ganio be-alrmed- herself and the, next mor ning took the child before tbe Mayor of the town, to whom she declared her dream, sta ting at the same time that the murderers were two men living in the neighborhood, whom she deliberately pointed out, and added that the murder was committed at the entrance of the forest, on the road to Grosswardein. The Mayor after receiving this revelation, thought it prudent to make enquiry after the twej neighbors, indicated by the child, when singular enough, they were discovered to be absent from home. This suspicious circum stance induced the Mayor to despatch some officers to the forest alluded to by the child who discovered the horrible spectacle of five bodies extended on the ground, which were those of the two brothers, the two daughters, and the driver of the vehicle in which they all took their departure. The corpses appear ed to have been set on fire, so as to destroy their identity, and the vehicle nowhere to be discovered This horrid tragedy led the of ficers to examine the whole neighborhood. txTi on tliAv fin-t nnufplr rwmnfpd linnn tliA not uai j.- d.tc: ar. wco i Kai. t a f a i r nnt tar riistant B. ther CTPr in The following article should be read and f(l vor f ne u,n;nT Brm nntP. nn ohh VUllVVt i'AIKUIUHl Ut UIU V. I VU1I Ch U UAL I V t V- U V VU VI V TT w Ok lV Lb 13 1IUU"UI , , . . UW.K" MVV V KunMh w w mm www v U ter of. an hour, and in these fifteen minutes withremisences the most stirrin: it brinss to V0 vc.n J evcry raan e9 U3.ror spots of blood'were visible. On being seized he lost two or three thousand francs, or he mind one of the grandest events ever recored PQDS aQa our PaPer PlDS th2y immediately confessed their crime, and won twelve or fifteen thousand francs. It is in letters of living fire upon the walls of the justice to say that the gambler need fear in temple of fame by the strong right arm of the se protect me. I found moan?, for the first time in my life, to borrow a thousand ecus, and notwithstanding all uiy vows, notwithstanding my eveniog's experience, I lost these thous and ecus in on single day. JiehoTd whither priea of tho 1'aUia lloyal. fcuppose we go sa stairs, saia one or us km tt uoir half our fortune, say ten francs? The propos; al was unanimously accepted. usseau was sent of to try our fortune; he kco ieturned;" "ho had lost," "Our situation became a bad one; we met, faling all the pleasures of hope, one of our Kmrades. the tall G., a charming young tllow, and the sou of a grammarian. We toll him our story; unfortunately he could lid to our purse only three francs and a half aud lie gave us to understand, by a ges ture, that Lis watch was f.t the pawnbroker's. We soon induced our new comrade in rois wrone to club his money with ourB, and a hlfit the rapid chances of the roulette. Our f.ijer did uot return; it was past seven o'clock; shall we dine or not? Our friend fjpeared; he showed us sixty francs. We gavly wect to Vcfour's lor our dinner. 1 scarcely know why, but we all resolved to dine very economically. "We knew not what else to do, but to return to a gambling house Our friend G. was clarzed to nlav all that remained in our com- aoa purse thirty-five francs and we sho'd Ure our earnings. In a very few minutes our friend G. had won eight hundred francs t roulette. The share of each of us was two Andrei francs. G. and Rousseau boldly !ipd their two hundred francs, and, in a t minutes, they each had fifteen hundred 5 two thousand francs, of winnings. Rous u wa. indebted at the Cafe du Rei," and at the Cafe des Varieties; we tore him , away, n to saj, from the gambling house, and, by pyisg a large sum on account, he opened a &ew credit at both of the cafes. Head and irs in debt, without-a cent of money in his pocket, and without credit in the morning,. tLe evening he was rich and esteemed. Sich wonders easily turned ono'tt head. "The next day, after leaving the hospital, Iretarncd alone to the same gambling-house to risk the hundred and odd fraucs which ro fid to me, after the division of the even i't poii6; I won some twelve louis d'or; it a.td like a dream I The next day, I was k the same place; I had taken the precaution toUve it retained far mc. For nearly three fc3ttls. I won iu this way, nerer less than a kUrel francs a day, and often much lar lnais. I still coutinucd to perform my s as an interne iu tho hospital; but on forms with my books, leading what is cal d 'fast life, frequenting the restaurants ul the theatres, having for : the first time I'd coin in my pocket, and, for a student. "I buhvs in my secretary. The tailleurs fcitue bouts de talks praised my name. A a professional gambler,- whom I Lad kTw seen, stopped me one day about din- time, ia the arcade of the'Palais Royal Jlcnsicur,' he said, 4 Ihave nothing to ask nijou; but I saw you play thia morning; lu0 tte to shake lia.uls with vou: it is im- k U W . " O J . .......v. his hand j a friendly dinner and the sale of a skeleton otsod the I may lead one! Happily these rude adven tures restored me to my scuses, and 1 felt alarmed at the dangers I had run. "- During these three months of dissipation, I have at least witnessed all the madness of gamblers ; I have met in theso gambling-house?, arti sans, fathers, young men, graybeards, sol diers, literary men, some physicians, and more than one public functionary. Every house had its regular frequenters; we were all equal in the eyes of the "bank." and per haps the ruined gambler, with disordered clothes, and a thiu and pained face, was the most respected. Under the regime of 1840, M. Thiers, president of the cabinet, aud who was under obligations to mo, -offered me sev eral places in the gift of the government ; I spoke of the place of maitrc des requetes. 'iTou, maitre des requetes T- said 'M. Thiers, 'the thing is impossible, .The severe tradi tions of the State council would not allow an ex-manager of the opera to be appointed mai tre des requetes, and 31. Thiers instanced to mc, among others, tbe name of a State coun cilor, whose learning and virtue commanded the greatest reserve and the greatest respect. I contented myselt with smiling, and l Jen M. Thiers to his illusions. This fiery virtu ous State councilor, whose name I shall sup press, had been, like me. one of the most assiduous frequenters of tho gambling-house I have just mentioned; I even had a difficulty with him one day I placed twenty francs on the range I won; I was paid. I wished to take up my twenty francs; they bad disap peared. The deal ended, a player spoke to mc, 'here are the twenty ; francs you were looking forj I took them up by mistake !' This absent-minded player was M. Thiers's virtuous State councilor!. "Loss urges gamblers to the most singular to the saddutit, and to the. greatest extremi- w .... . 1 tics. 1 oiten met with a literary man, witn to tilav with t "Jf w now to stop more good sense.' ' I in tuy wiodius, ana so 1 nr- i - JT ' wm u.cn k I , 1 a m uaa me cnagnu of playing only a quar- 01 ta hour a day. How heavily the time pS on ruy hands duricg the rest of the day! rjf -ett '''nairjgs excite all eorti of immo jjj;18 the heart, and nothing more bru- 4cs tie mind; nothing sooner extinguishes powdered hair, advanced in years, and who, iu his lucky bets, would rejoice over his win nings in Latin. -He was a poor wretch, whom ho leatet loss would make penniless. One day he touched. me on the shoulder, and he led me out into the hall. .'See here,' he said, 'take this Perseus and Jevcnal, and give me forty cents. I refused to pay less than a dol lar for these two Latin poets. His joy was excessive; but in a'hlf hour he returned to m. putting hi hand . in bis pocket. 'Sep here said he,' tke that pair of black silk stockings, and eive me what yoa"tlease.' I had consented to dimmish his library, . but .I could not airrce to wear his old clothes. One day I had forty lonis ' d'or on the black of trente-ct vn.1 1 left it there to double.' An old frequenter of the housecame up to me. Do you want to win? said he; 4I have a dis ease; promise me ten francs; that I may pur chase a baudage, I won, - and he soon lost his bandage at roulette. I have been obliged in the course of my life "to study" and to con sole a great "many ' sorrows ' . I have never seen any anguish more poignant than that of the player who loses,' or that of the one who has lost.' Some unfortunate players bear their fate withont uttering a word of com plaint' ' "I saw an Englishman, sitting next ine,- (pur elbows touched) lose at tre7ire-cf- a hundred thousand, francs without opening his mouth and witbou a gesture of impatience " or anger. ' ' Reduced to; bis last uvo hundred the public "liens, no irregularity, no sur prise, nor error; the bank ' alone was exposed to pay twice, and it was not completely pro tected from swindling, lwo young men en tered Jj rascati a one evening; one staked on the rouge fifty louis d'or in double louis; the other ttaKa on the noir the same sum in similar coin. The rouge won, and fifty louis weie aid to the rovqe. the stakes and the money won were immediately taken away. A banker took up the stakes lost on tbe noir: but he soon perceived that these double louis were merely forty-cent pieces well gilded. The player, who had won, had instantly dis anneared: the other was arrested. He was I tr. . . J ' , r ? ; y " at no loss for arguments. I did not say, said be, that I staked fifteen louis; I have not given you counterfeit money, n ay , I lose a huudred francs It was your business to be more cnreful before paying tho - person oppo site to me. ... "The affair ended here, and the bank lost its nine hundred francs; the lesson was worth it. A celebrated general invented a trick which still bears his name. One day, during the Empire, he staked, at the Circle des Lt rangers, rouge-et-noir a small roulev.a, sealed at both ends. Ud which looked exactly like a rouleau dor of a thousand francs; if he lost he took up his roll, and gave the' bangers a thousand franc note; he won and he said to the banker, who in turn offered him a thou sand francs; I beg your pardon; I asked more than that. He opened his roll,- and he drew out of it. in the midst of some gold pieces. fifteen or twenty notes of a thousand francs each. The general, was paid; but tbe; lesson was not forgotten, and no one was allowed to play xcept.with his money open, and with limited stakes. During the Hundred Days; a trick was played on the bank, and which still bears the name of its inventor. One of his accomplices. allowing a piece of money i to fall on the floor,' pretended to hunt for it on the flocr.and while he was apparently so enga ged, he placed : there" an infernal machine. At a given moment, another accomplice acted as this one bad just done; and when he stoop ed he fired, that powder.. In tho midst of the general fright' and confusion, the authors of this explosion alone were calm; they scream ed "save the money! and they ran off with all the gold and the silver .on the table. After this coup di mam, the money of the bank ceasei to be exhibited on the table; it was in closed in copper boxes, whose ample- inters tices, however, sufficiently tempted the gam blers eyes. , - ' ' - "A marriage was recently proposed to a young man, and in my presse'noe, to a well born and elegant youDg man, who in his life of gambling had many a time astonished the spectators by his audacious game, and his enormous winnings, the - lady's fortune, her friends said to him, is two hundred thousand francs. Ah! said be sadly, such a marriage would be possible only if the gambling-houses were re-opened. In 1846, while travling on the Rhine; I visited all the gambling-bouses inGermary; I found there a great many of the persons I had seen here in the gambling-houses in 1843; the same tradleurs; the same bouts de tables the same Messieurs de la chambre, and especially, the same old play ers." The passion of gambling ilike! avarice; almost places the human heart ! beyond tbe other miseries of life; the gambler . and the miser lives on chimeras; their pleasure is tbe only one which fears no safety; their unmixed passion is always lively. Let us remark, for the honor of justice and morality, the durable joys of the avaricious cost privations and sor rows to none but himself. The .very fugitive pleasures of the gambler may oost the honor and ruin of families; may lead by an;. insensi ble declivity to heart-born honesty, to tha profoundest calculations of dishonesty and of crime, Wnue l ganiDiea, i was oiieu vue teighbor of a well-bred young ' man of good family arid of a very agreeable face. He play da drama which was loner successful, - the Montante and the descendant. Meeting re ccntly a lady who5 had been (one of his friends god of war. . Oa such occasions we should rise above party lines and political distinctions I never fought under the banner of Old Hick ory; but "by tue eternal 1 wish I had r w ! -l r . 1 i jjaugnter ana applause. it tne oia war horse was here now, he would not know his children from the side of Joseph's coat of ma ny colors V higs, Know-Nothmgs, Demo crats, hard, soft-boiled, scrambled and fried. Lincoln) tea, Dpuglasites, blatherskites! I be long to nO party; I am free, unbridled, unsad dled, in the political pasture.- Like a bob tailed bull in fly time,; charge around . in the bigh grass and fight my own flies.- Great laughter. J : Gentlemen, let as .show our. lib eraiiry on patriotic occasions. YV by, some men have do more patriotism than that you could stuff in the eye of a knitting needle Let us not squeeze five cents till the ca2le on it squeals like a locomotive or an old maid. Let U3 print tbe bills and inform the country that we are as full of patriotism as are Illinois swamps of tadpoles. fLaughter. I don't believe in doing things by halves.. Permit me, Mr. Speaker, to make a - poetical quota tion from one of our noblest authors: "I love to see the grass among the red May roses, I love to see an old gray horse, for when he goeff : ! lie goes.'1 " ' " . . -! without for it. The result of my observation enables me to state a fact, that the publishers of news papers are more poorly rewarded than any men in the United Mates who invest an e- oual amount of labor capital and thought. they are expected to do more labor for less pay: to stand more sponging and dead head ing; to puff and defend more people without fees, or hope of reward, tnan allot tier classes. They credit wider, and longer, get oftner cheated, Buffer more pecuniary losses; are often the victims of misplaced confidence than anv other. It noes harder for some to ppend a dollar on a valuable newspaper than ten on Deedless cew ; gaws, Vet every body avails himself of the,editor's pen and'printer's ink. How many professional men and political reputations and fortunes have been made and sustained by the friendly, tho' unrequited pen of the editor? , How many railroads, now in Bucceesful operation, would have foundered . . e .1 .1 1J" Dut lor tne-.;. lever mat moves iuti huuui In short what branch ot industry and ac tivity has not been promoted, stimulated and defended substantially by the press: And who nas tendered it more than a miserable pittance for its mighty service? The bazars of fashion and the haunts of appe tite and dissipation, are thronged by an eager sold at enor- on the child's dream being revealed to them acknowledged tbe finger of Providence in their capture Ibis wonderful dream on the part of the child, and its fulfilment, excited i .v. t.i i j an immense sensation iu iue aeiguuoraoou. . ; : Sleep. , ' '' The first sensation of drowsiness is nature's call for sleep. . Wking shows the "body is rested. - After the . degree of , strength, of which the state of the. system is capable, is restored by sleep, longer stay in bed only relaxQfl. lie perverts reason, who by a habit of artificial' excitement, keeps awakd so late that , he is not ready to rise by day brake. nature's undoubted signal for quitting repose,. oneuience to wuicn secures a a e sire, to rest at the fit hour. - Some people close their shut ters against it. George HI. consulted bis household physicians, seperately. as to the modes of life conducive to health and Jong- evity: as to the importance of early rising, there was a full coincidence. Old people, examined as to thecause of their longevity, all agree that they - have Lecu in the habit of going to bed early, aud rising early . Ia debilitated people, a degree of fever, or something resemVling it, comes on towards evening; going to bed early is of great conse queuce to them. Rising, an hour cr two earlier than usual often gives a vigor which nothing else can produce. Many people, thci commodities there needed are mous and paid couutihg rdonib of the newspaper is Tom Corvcin's Lust. At a trial recently held at Yellow Springs, growing out of a dif ficulty between some of the students and fac ulty of Antioch, the old "Wagon Doy, who represented the faculty, was exhibiting to the jury a foil cane, belonging to one of the stu dents, which was probably used in the meiee. Tom was in his usual happy mood, and brought down the house frequently by his witty illustrations of the noble science of fen cing, now parrying imaginary thursts and a- non throwing himself hercely upon the at tack. " At last,' having exhausted his full store of pleasantries, with one fell thirst, he made a feint to strike one of the students, Mr. Fish er, who sat near by, and with a look of un fathomable gloom and the voice of a Stentor, he thundered ouu "And what would you do sir, being unarmed, if I should attempt to pierce you through. Imagine the roar of laughter which greeted this most eloquent ef fort of the "old 6tumper," when the half frightend student, collecting again his wits. sprang to his feet, and successfully mimick ing Corwin s bombastic style exclaimed: "i a nies. , ,ii l welcome vou, ir, v.11,1 ui u (uhmi ( u nut- prohts, thouca intrinsically worthless . .. n. . P ... b , . r i :i pitablc grave Ohio I rtts. aid for with surplous punctuality, while I ' the seat I - ill Tmip or tbey r: ;.r rnnronff tro nrrlprs ami Tvn- I JteniM tor Housekeepers. cave I martno r KvAnt T. i T". n . 1 . T T) rrt nrm- will mould- Can Travel Like Pizen. J Examine your pickles, sweetmeats aai The electric telegraph is bound to remain a I everythisy put away. mvsterv to the million, and the ludicrous con- Buy small quantities of cheese at a time; coi tions of its modus operandi, which some of I get some farmer to put down your butter ia the most ignorent people have lormea. are as i mc tall. lurui- aaJ mirth-provoking as anyihing out of Rabelaia or Smollett.. The last illustration of this that has fallen under our ycs,' is the loliowing storv from the Pittsbnrg Journal Xot long since, an old lady entered O'RmI- ly'e effice in this city,' and said she bad a -message to s-nd to Wheeliog.- In a few min utes her note was deposited in a dumb waiter, and ascended ia a mytcrioui manner through the ceiling "Is that going straight to Wheeling, in quired the old lady, with her eyes bent upon in at waking to rise, they or by ng in tbe cri'in feci a disposition lose it by indulging a lethargic state, lolling awhile. "Y e lose Tuor by lyi bed in health, longer than for sleep; the mind is tranquil, the body is less disposed for refreshing sleep;., appetite and , digestion are lessened. After . long or late mental exertion, sleep is a watch; the thoughts con tinue themselves, effecting .useless fatigue. Some people can not go to sleep; others wake too early. Without 'spirit , tbey : rise, they hope to find refreshment in an additional nap: another and another, leaves them more languid; they fancy themselves unfit for ex ertion until they .have : "taken .. a breakfast,'. which they make no effort to merit.., Nothing breaks up the strenght sooner than the want of sleep at the hour nature obviously designed for repose, marked, as well by. the regular return of day .and night,' as by our own feelr ing, if not prevented by artificial habits.. Labor, which is the light in the day, is bur tbensome . in the night. The accumulated stimuli of the day are-sufficient for the tem porary . e'xh austidn of the system ; th e rest - of tne uiirnis u reuuufiio w rcci mi us iui cu successive day., . . . T .. Yes ma'aiu answered the clerk. : Vl never was there, continued she "but it hardly, seems poesdble that their town lies in that direction. When, will I get an an swer Mr. Telegraph." "I can scarcely tell ma'am; it may be two or three hoars, . ' . The old lady went away and returned in oxactly two hours. Just as she entered the door the dumb waiter ' came down through the ' ceiling, . -. There is your answer, ma'am," said the clerk- ; V ' ' ! '- , 'TLe old lady took the neat yellow envelope ia her hands, with a smile of mingled grati fication And astonishment. . ' ' "Now that? beats all," exclaimed ' she, Bless my heart,- All the. way from Whee ling, and the wafer still wet. That's an awkward looking box but it can travel like pizen. ... A hot shovel, hell over varnithed tore, will take out white vpot. A lit of glue, Lolred in ekint milk water, will restore ruty o.d crape. Ribbons of anv kind should be wa&hed cold 6oap suds, and not risned If your flat irons are roub, rub them well with fine ra'.t, anl it will make the in smooth: Oat straw U the best for filling bed; ahould be changed once a year. If jou are buying carpet, for durability, choose small figures. A bit of soap rubbed oa tbe Lingei of a door will 'prevent their creaking. Scotch snuff put on the holes where erick ets come out will destroy them. Wood ashes and common salt, wet with water, will stop the cracks of a stove, and prevent the smoke from escaping. Green should be the prevailing color of bed hangings and window drapery. . A gallon of strong lye put in a barrel of hard water will make it as soft as rain water. Half a cranberry bound oa a corn will soon kill it. ' ' Cft-Jve find the following direction to keep ice from 'fshow windows," .going .the rounds: Take an ordinary paint brush or sponge; and rub tho glass, once or twice a day, -with a little alcohol, -anoV it will-keep the glass as free from-ice as in the : middle of summer. nrl it will irivb as crood a- -polish 'aa can be o o got in any other; way, ' - . JEST A lover had been offered a kiss if he would provj his assertion that locomotives are accustomed to chew tobacco, as well as smoke out their pipes Giving his arms the proper gank, To intimate an engine crank, . The motion forward first to show, . . . .; And then the backward motion too; . ":' Eager to press the promised prize, He puckered his lips and twinkled hia eyes. Observe tho sound A Bald Eagle feozes to the Ice The other day a large Bald Eagle caught a Wild Duck in the river ousquehanna, opposite Duncannon. carried it to a cake of ice which had lodged on a rock,-and, commenced his j . . crank c0me8 rouna WV t 1 A.T .& . . nsr,A i least, louring me operauuu. u ia buu h nrrhlu said: tnat Deing wes, uis ieei uu icuiucia, num the intense cold froze fast to the ice; and be ing unable to extricate himself, perished. -He was seen flapping his wings until dark. There -was a: desire to capture the great .Amerioa.n.' but he could not bo approached on account of the great mass of floating ice between him and "tho shore.- "It's choo choo choo." To go ahead. -And choo choo cAer, To bacher.". ' , , Jt". Bello Britain has defined flirtatiou to be attention without in tcctwa.. - . . j . JST A young Irish ' girl, who was giving testimony against an individual in a court of law. said, "I am sure he never made his mother 3mile, There is a world of biogra phy of uukindness in that sentence . o