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Three do 1 surc S iU.ircs, 12 l ir.c 24 !iti 3t linos $ 50 1 00 1 50 months. $1 50 $ 1 '2 6 4 11 00 2 00 3 00 12 do $0 00 9 00 12 00 14 00 20 00 35 00 00 00 1.1. 00 50 00 00 00 00 , or 1 yirf , 3 piarr. 12 linos 1 24 line 3C line?! iO 4 r, 00 00 0 12 ii f a ciMiran, "Vv ciluinn, - AH 'ivT 10 00 1; 00 i.vm'vits must be marked with i-f ni'.inurr i i:M.:ru.iis ucs,rei, or inty will tie M;hiM'vl until f rliid. and charged accordingly. - I LOVE AND MAY. With Inula :ir.d thorns about lur brow, 1 met her in the woods of May, IVn'.in beneath a loaded bough. Sri? ferried si voting, and was so fair, A rry f.ehns ;n rur air rp '. morning g'i ling into day, WiM a an untamed bird of spring, She sported ?mid the 1 rc-t way. TY)i"' W'lssomn pale d'ul round her e'ini:, !'',;,! wr.j s!i a t-e bank Juiir. 'A utc humming bc-c.' keep sweetest tune ; 7'n io:il rf Vivo ws in bor I.tp. tin wj: : t - '. upon irsj t-ar, l.ika df'.ijn iu liows Xruia leafy epray : S.u K.u t V.une, a.i I fck no fear ; S'ie loll jjc,? her oliiid'-iO'.d grew Her j v-.'; m- keen, her care hw few: je willed, and .aid her name waa if v. .n-.j mr nart : ..n, :rl:n jiiav : Ti;v firm i. t ih tuc sliows tb.it fleet : Ai.l I aiu weak, ;.d .v.m, and gray ! 1 ve no moro tbe things I loved : Thr ptli4 rlierein thfii beauty moved )- seem to fil beneath my feet. I tr,rkd her f"r a little space ; Ami soon the ee.ncd to herd me nt, But gathered fi wer befre my face. 0, swct to me l.er unbuught ways! The lovo I bore her ?ll my days Waj bom of that wild woodland epot. 1 cTi,r calltvl her bride nr wife, I wstched her bN ;n a little more, A id t'..e;i jlie fade ! out of life : She quaffed the wavo I might not drmk. An.l I cttxHl thirsting cn the brink ! Oh! hurrying tide! oh, dreary shore ! Thtn- knew not that my heart was torn ; Thiy aid a fever lelt n e mad, Aa. 1 had babbled of a thorn, A w.::;.ered May, and scattrrc l bloo, wed 0f tear, nnd wayside tomb, A'.aa! 'twas all the loro I had! Au l to Hi day I am not clear ; lly htricken mind dcth grope its way. hike those who walk where woods arc ere : 1 c..not beo to ict apart Two thing so crushed into my heart As May and IvOTe and Love and May ! Still, shouting 'neath the greenwood tree, Glad children call upon her name. ; Hut life and time are crushed to me : The grass is grow ing where she trod. Above her bad a bh: ".?!'.3s sod The- very earth is not ti e name, Oh, heavy years, grow swift and brief! Death, lay thine hand upon n.y brow 1 I wither as a bhrucken up leaf. 1 pcri-ilied whila my days wore young : Tho thoughts to which my spirit clung Ccnsumod me like sapless bough. Asd now, O May ! my vanished May 1 H er thorns are gathered one by one, i all their bloom is borne away, corn is reaped, the sheaf is loimd, 'Hie gleaner's foot ii on the ground, And pain is past and life is done. ! As U.NoiU!.".NATE Paok. During an as fcoiuiy of the iJiet, iu Dresden, Augustus the rong iuvited several of tho principal mem- "fS to an rntirtainniPTit. (Minrnnncnn was Of COurso not wantin: a rtarp. nfih a hottV ir and put it iu p., r0- - - '"cehsautly imploycd, he to pu: big booty iu e was unhappily not booty a ptacc of security tat L w constant motion Lavinir cause! the ;ue to ferment, just as ho was standing Le lho king, it exploded; tho cork flew up the ceiling, and the champagne rushed out P0ctet " direction of the kiug's lg and bathed it so effectually that the wiue m streams from the curls. One part of ac company wero frightened, while another Lri oulu scarcely refrain from laucrhter. T'-ge, more dead than alive, threw hi : it the king's feet, ami his majesty iiume tm tcrr pilferer away, not from his tU l" kr a rJ W'S advising hiai at wiue time never to carry bottles with such '"lae-o long about him. rC!NrT- PettlC0at government is uot more . -J now than frrmvlv, it it certainly A RUSSIAN REMINISCENCE. Upon one of the coldest days of February, 1853, I left Orleans by the Puiis railway. The weather was extremely severe, the frozen snow lay thick in the streets; tlie aspect of the Uoulevards was slippery as glass ; sledges scoured the Champs ; Klysees and IJois de Bouloguc. Au icy wind whistled round the train us we quitted tho shelter of tho station, and I regretted as I buttoucd my coat to the chin and fhruuk iuto my corner, that the carriage was not full, instead of haying but one occupant beside myself. Opposite me sat a hale man of about sixty -five, with a bright eye, an intelligent, good humored countenance somewhat weather beaten and the red rosette of the Legion of Honor in his button-hole. During the first half hour he pored over a letter, wnose con tents, judging from the animated expression of hii physioguomy, interested him strongly, lie seemed scarcely aware of my presence. At last he put up the letter, and then, for the nrFt time, looked me in the face. I had be. n but a few days out of a Bick bed, and was sensitive to the cold, and doubtless my appearance was wretched and wo-begone cuough for I detected a slight approach at a suuilo at t!ie corners oi tne straDger a mouth. To one or two commonplaca remarks he re plied courteously, but laconic dly, like a man who is neither unsociable nor averse to con versation, but who prefers his own thoughts t) that bald talk with which travellers some times weary th-jinelves rather than remain silent. So out dialogue soon dropped. The cold increased, my feet were benumbed, and I stamped them on the floor of the carriage to revive the circulation. My companion observed my proceedings with a comical look, as if he thought mo a very tender traveller. This car mut be bally closed," I remarked. 'It is bitter cold to the feet." 'For that discomfort I have little pity." replied the Frenchman. "A ride ou the railway is socn over, aud a good tire, or a brisk walk is a quick and easy remedy iinc is a different case. For forty years I have not biovu whit warm feet were." For forty years V I repeated, thinking I had misunderstood him. "Yes, tir, forty years; since the winter of lSllJ the winter ot the Uussian campaign." "Vcu were in that terrible camnain?" I inquired, in a tone of iuterer-t and curiosity My companion, previously taciturn, suddenly became eommuuicativc. 'All through it, t-ir," he replied from the :emcu to the Kremlin and back again It ! was my firt campaign, aud came near being my last. I was in others afterwards; in (Jermauy in 1813, when the combined Ger mans and Russians drove us before them, for want of th? brave fellows we had left in Muscovy s snows: in ranee, in 1814, when his trallant struggle the iwnperor made against overwhelming forces; and at the scene in Flaudcrs; but net all these. ciosiu; ! thr ec campaigns put together, nor, as I be- I lieve, all that this century has witucsscd, can match the horrors of that dreadful war in Russia " He paused, and leaning back in his corner, seemed to revolve iu his mind events of pow erful interest long gone by. I waited awhile ii hopes lie would resume the sunject. JJut as he did not, I asked him to what arm he btl 'Uged Then in Russia. "1 was assistant-surgeon in a regiment of hussars," he answered; "and in my medical capacity I had abundant opportunity to make acquaintance with the horrors of war. Ou the 7th of September, for instance, at Mosk- urn 1 IiiVfTi ! wtirtf. a vlii iliin that woe ' Ah, it was fiue to see such vuior as that was, on both tides for the liussiaus fought well gallantly, fir, or where would have been the glory of beating them? But Ney! Ney! Oh, he was tplcndid that day! His whole countenance gleamed, as he, again and again, led the bloody charge, exposing him&clf as freely as any corporal iu the ranks. And Kugene, tho Viceroy, with what vigor he hurled his masses against that terrible re doubt! When at last it was his, what a sight was there ! The ground was not strewn with dead; it was heaped piled with them. They had been shot down by whole ranks, and there they lay, prostrtac in line as they had stood." The surgeon paused ; I thought of Byron's bcautilul lines, beginning : "Kven as they fell, in files they lay ; but I said nothing, for I 6aw that my com panion was now fairly started aud needed no .vpurriug. "Monsieur," he presently resumed, "all these things have been brought strongly to my mind by the letter you iaw me just now reading. It is from an old friend, a captain iu 1S1- a general now who went through the campaigu, and whom I was so fortunate as to save from the grave on those infernal plains where most of our comrades perished. 1 will tell you Low it happened. We were talking of the battle of Borodine. Seventy thousand men, it is said, were killed and wounded in that bloody fight. We surgeons, as you may well think, had our hands full, aud still could not suffice for a tithe of the sufferers. It was a rough breaking in for a young hand as I thou was. Such frightful wounds as were there of every kind and de scription, from shell, shot, and bullet, spike aud sabre. Well, sir, all the misery I theu saw, all the vast amount of human agony and bloodshed, wheso stream, ascending to Heav en, might well have brought down God's mal ediction ou his creatures who could thusdeforui aud deface each other, was nothing compared with the horrible misery we witnessed on our retreat. I have read everything that has appeared in France concerning that cam- paign Segur, Lebaume, and other writers. Their narratives are shocking cuough, but nothing to tho reality. They would have sickened their readcis had they told all they saw. If anybody who went' through that campaign could remember and set down all be vitnrss'ed, he "rrald nrake the m est h-3rt- rending book that was ever printed, and he would be accused of gross cxajgeration. Ex agperation, indeed ! there was no occasion to heighten the horrors of the winter of 1812. All that frost and famine, lead and steel, could inflict, was then endured ; all the crimes that reckless despair and ruthless cruelty could prompt, were then perpe trated." "And how," I asked, "did you escape, when so many doubtless as strong and cour ageous, and more inured to hardship, per ished so miserably ?" - "Under Providence, I owed myprescrva tion to the trustiest aud most faithful servant that ever master hd. P-ul had been several years in the hussars, was an old soldier, In tact, although still a young man ; and at a time when all discipline and subordination was at an end, when soldiers heeded not their officers, officers avoided their generals, and servants and masters were all alike and upon a level, Taul proved true as steel. As if the cold and the Cossacks were not enough, hun ger was added to our sufferings ; there was no longer a commissiriat or distribution of rations; rations, forsooth I dead horse was a luxury I have seen men fight for till death lean meat though it was, for the poor brntes were as starved as their riders. What little there was to eat in the villages we passed through fell to the share of the first comers. Empty larders often smoking ruins were all that remained for those that remained be hind. Well, sir, when things were at the worst and provender the scarcest, Paul al ways hal something for me iu his haversack. Oue day it would be a piece of bread, cn the morrow a handful of gram, or some edible roots, now and then a slice it horse-flesh and how delicious that seemed, grilled over our smoky, scanty fires ! There was never enough to satisfy my hunger, but there was always a something enough to keep body and soul together. Paul, as I afterwards discovered, husbanded his stores, for he well knew that if he gave me all at cace, T should save nothing, and then I must have starved for days together, and pe-haps have fallen from my horse from weakness. But think of the courage and affection of the poor fellow, himself half-starved, to carry about him from day to day, and to refrain from eating the food set aide for me ! There were not many mcE in the army, even of general's rank, ca pable of such devotion to tho dearest frh.-nd they had. for extreme misery had induced a ferocious selSshness. that made us more bkc hyenas than Christian." ' 1 should t j.nk the cold even worse to eudurc? than must have been the huueer " said I, screwing up my extremities, which the in terest of the doctor'ri conversation had almost caused mo to forirct It was, sir, harder and more fatal nt I least a great number died cf it; but to say j good condition most of them had been burn the truth, frost and famine worked hau.l in I ed and knocked to pieces by the soldiers. hand, and with such a unitv of action that it I The hous iu which Fritz lav was one of the was often hard to say which was the cause of death. But it was a shocking sight of a morning to sco the poor fellows lying dead round the bivouac fires. Uuable to resist fatigue and the drowsy influence of the cold, they jielded to slumber, and passed from sleep into the arms of death. For there sleep u-as death." "But how then," I asked, from Russia, for alt must ' 'did any escape have slept at time b : "I do not believe that any one who es caped did sleep, at least not of a night at the bivouac. We used to rousa each other con tinually to prevent our giving way, and then get up aud walk as briskly as we could to quickon the sluggish circulation. We slept I upon the march in our saddles, and strange as if may seem to you, even those on foot slept when marching. They marched iu groups or clusters, and "those in the ccnire slept, supported r,y their companions, and moved their legs mechanically. I do not say that it was a stand, deep sleep, but rather a sort of feverish dosing. Such as it was, how ever, it was better than nothing, and saved some who would otherwise have sunk. Others, who would have given way to weariness on the long, monotonous march, were prevented from giving wr.v to utter despair and self abandonment by the repeated harrassing at tacks of the Cossacks, The excitement of the skirmish warmed their blood and gave them, as it seemed, fresh hold upon life. In one of these skirmishes, or rather in a sharp combat, a dear friend, a captain in the same regiment, had his left arm carried off by a cannon shot. After the affair was over. I came suddenly upon him where he lay moan ing by the roadside, his face ashy pale, and his arm still hanging by the sinews. His horse bad either galloppcd away or been cap tured by tho fugitives. " 'Ah, mon ami!' lie cried, when he saw me : 'all is over I can go no further, I shall never see France again !' I saw, that like the majority of those who received severe wounds in that retreat, his moral courage was subdued and had given way to despair. I was terribly shocked, for I felt how slight was his chance of escape. I ! need hardly toil j'ou that there was very little dressing wouuds during the latter part of that retreat Most of the surgeons were dead ; the hospital wagons, with medicine and in struments, had been left on the road ; trans port for the sick was out of the question. I assumed as cheerful a countenance as I could. "Why, Preville" I cried, "this will not do ; we must get you along somehow. Come, courage, my friend ; you shall see France again m spite of all.' . 'Ah, doctor,' replied he, 'it's no use. Here I shall dici All you can do for me is to blow my brains out, and save me from the Cossack lances.' , .... . : . By this time I had dismounted and was at his 6ide. Tho intense cold had stopped the I bleedins of his wound.' I saw that there was no lark of vitalitv in hitn.; and that;-but for this mishap, few would have got. -out .of tho I eaavpmgn rn belter pliit. JGven Boca dency was perhaps his greatest danger. I re-umded him of his wife and child (he had been married little more than a year, and the j news oi me Dirm ot a dauchter had reached him on our forward aiarch.i of his haT,rv home, his old mother of all the ties, in short ''that bound him to life. Whilst speaking, I severed the sinews that still retained hie shattered arm, and bound it up as best I might. He Btill despaired and moaned, but suffered me to do as I would: He was like an Infant in my hands that man who In the hour of battle was lik a lion Jto couVLge. . But loDg suffering, and the sudden shock occurring to, when we seemed on tho very verge of safety had overcome his forti tude. With Paul's help, I got him upon my horse, The poor brute was in no case to car ry double, so I walked and ltd it. though at that time I could hardly hobble. "It is all useless, my dear doctor," Pieville said; this is my last day; I feel that, Far better shoot me, or leave me by the roadside, than risk your life for my sake." I took no heed but tried to cheer him. Those unclean beasts, the Cossacks, were hovering around us as usual, and at times the bullets fell pretty thick. Not a quarter of an hour had elapsed siuce I set Preville on my horse, when a shot struck his right eye not enter ing the head, but glanciDg across the globe, and completely destroying his sight. Well, sir, then there occurred a physiological phe nomena which I have never been able satis factorily to account for. This man, whom the loss of an arm had reduced to despair, seemed to derive fresh courage from the loss of an eye. At any rate from that moment he complained no more of his fate, resumed his usual mauly tone, and bore up like a hero. Paul was lucky enough to catch a riderless horse, which I mounted. Tho worst was over, and we soon got a respite. Without troubling you with details, and incredible as it may seem to you, my poor friend escaped with life, although with a limb and an eye the less. "There must have been a great many ex traordinary escapes from that campaign," I remarked. Innumerable. There was a seargeut of dragoone. a former comrade of my servant's, who for many day3 marched beside me aud Paul. I In received a severe w.mud. There were still some vehicles with us at that time, and we gut him a place in one of them, and made him as comfortable as we could. Tho followiug night we stopped at a town, lu the morning as we were about to march, the Cossacks came down. There was great con luMon; several bapfiae carts were captured in the streets, and soma of the wounded were abandoned in the houses where they had pas sed the Dight. Amongst these wa? Serceant Fritz. Not man houes in the town were in most comfortable in the place; on which ac count it had been converted iuto a tempoiary hospital. Well, the Russians came in, bro't in their wounded, and turned out our poor fellows, to make room for them. Some who could not move quick enough, were brutally pitched out of a low window iuto a garden be hind the house, there to perish miserably. Fritz was one- of these. Only just able to crawl, he mado his way rouud the garden, seeking egress, He reached a gate commu nicating with another garden. It was locked and paiu and weakness, forbade him climbing over." He sat close to the gate propped up against it, looking wistfully through the bars at the windows of a house and at the cheerful glow of a fire, when he was perceived by a young girl. She came out aud opened the gate aud helped mui into tue Louse, iter lather was a German clockmaker, long set tled in Russia, and Fritz, a Swiss, spoke Ger man well. The kiud people put him to bed, hid his uniform, and tended him like a son. When, in the follow iug spring, bis health was restored, and he would have left them, the German proposed to him to remain aud assist him in his trade. lie accepted the offer, mar ried the German's daughter, and remained in Russia until his father-iu-law's death, when he was taken with a longtug to revisit his na tive mountains, and returned to Switzerland with his family. I met him since at Paris, and he told me his story, . But although his escape was narrow and romantic enough, there must have been others much more re markable. Most of the prisoners made by the Russians, and who survived severe cold and harsh treatment, were seut to Moscow to la bor at re-building the city. When the fine season came some of them managed to escape, and make their way iu various disguises, and through countless adventures, back to their own country." I have set down but the most striking por tions of our conversation or rather of the doctor's ' narrative, since I did nothing but listen, and occasionally, by a qucEtion or re mark, direct his communicativeness into the channel I wished it to take. Y were now near Orleans. "The letter I was reading, when we started said my companion, and which has brought back to my memory all that I have told you at risk perhaps, of wearying you, .be ad ded, with a slight bow aud smile, and a host of other circumstances to me, of thrilling and everlasting interest is from General Preville, who lives m the south of France, but who has come unexpectedly to Orleans to pass a month with me. That is his way. He lives happi ly with a married daughter; but now and then the desire to see an old comrade, and to fight old battles over again,- comes so strongly up on him that he has hia . valise packed at an hour's notice, and takes me by surprise He knows well' that the 'General's Room. and an affectionate reception always await him. I received his letter full rf references' to old times-r-yestcrday evening,-and am uow hur rying back to Orleans, to ..see .him. Very likely JhejnayLuwAtting for me at the sta tion; and you-will ?e to or a nr.n whr cave himself np for dead forty years go in the snows of Pmsaia, and begged ns a favor that I would put a bullet through bis brain. he looks tolerably hearty and eatisfied to live "There is one thing, Monsieur le Docteur, I said, "which I do not understand. Did you mean literally what you said, that since I the Russian -campaign you never had felt what warm feet were -: "Literally and truly, sir. When we got to Orcha, where Jomiui was in command, and where the heroic Ney, ,v.ho had been separa ted from the army, rejoined us with the skel eton "of his corps having cut his way,- by r sheer valor and soldiership, through clouds of Platoff's Cossacks we took a day s rest. , It was the 20th of November, the lait day of anything approaching to comfort, which we were to enjoy before crossing the Russian frontier. True, vre made one more halt at Molodetschino, whence Napoleon dated his bulletin of our terrible disasters, but then on ly a portion of us tould find lodging; wo were sick, half frozen, and numbers died in the streets. At Orcha we found shelter and tran quality; the governor had provided provisions agaiu&t our passage, the enemy left us quiet, and we enjoyed a day of complete repose. My baggage had long since been lost, and my only pair of boots were torn to shreds. I had been riding with fragments of a soldier's jacket tied round my feet, which I usually kept out of the stirrups, the contact of the iron increasing tLe cold. At Orcha, the in valuable Paul brought me a Jew (the Jews were our chief purveyors on that retreat) with boots for sale. I selected a pair and threw away my old ones, which for many days I had not taken off. Mv feet wore already in a bad state, sore and livid I bathed them, put on fresh stockings and my newboots, and contrived with a pair of old trousers, a sort of leercinfrs or overalls, closed at the bottom. and to worn over the boots. From that day till we got beyond the Niemen, a distance of one nundreel and ten leagues, wuicn we iook three weeks to perform, I never took off any part of my dress. During tht time I suffer ed greatly from my feet; they swelled till my boots were tco tight lor me. and at times was m agony. Whcn we were comparative- j .T , ly in safety, aud I found mysdf, for the first time since I left Orcha, in a warm room with j h.. to lie unon and water to wash. I called I Paul to pull off my boots Sir. with them came off my stockiugs, and the entire skin of both feet. A flayer's knife could hardly have done the thing more completely. For a mo ment I gave myself up as lost. I had seen enough of this kind of thing to know that my feet were 0G iho verge of mortification. There tfas scarcely time to amputate, had any one been at baud to do it. and had I been willing to preserve life at such a price. Only one thing could save me, and I resolved to try it. 1 ordered Paul to brinrr me s bottle of bran- dy; I put a piece of rilver between my teeth, and bade him pour the stints over my teet. I cau eive you no idea of the excrutiatiu; tor ture 1 then eudured. It was agony but it was safety. 1 bit the florin nearly in two, and broke this tooth." (Here the doctor drew up his lip and exhibited a elefective tooth, in company with ff.ne very white and powerful crindcts ) "TLe martyrdom caved me; I recovered, but the new inscguments which in time covered my feet, seem chilled by the re collection of their predecessors sufferings, and from that day to this I have never had my feet otherwise than eld. Uut nere we arc at Orleans, sir, and yonder, as I expec- ted. stauds my old Preville. Ihe train stopped as ho concluded, and a line looking veteran, with wbitji.'iair, an emp ty sleeve aud a silken' patch over one eye, peered inquisitively into the carnages. Lik most Kuglishmen, I have a particular aver-ait-n to the continental fashion of men kissing and hutrcinc, each other, but I coLfess I be held with interest and sympathy the cordial embrace of these two old comrades, who then quickly separated, aud, with hands graeped, looked joyously and affectionately into each othei'a faces, whilst a thousand recollections of old kindness and iorg cemradeskip were evidently swelling at their hearts. Iu his -i joy, my travelling companion oia not iorgct the attentive listener, whose journey he had so airrceablv shortened. Tumiue to me. he prssented me to the general, as an English ma;, and a uew acquaintance, and then cor dially invited me to pass the rest' of the da' at his house. But tho business that took me to Orleans was urgent, and my return to Pa- ris must be 6peedy. And had it been other- wtse, l ttiiuK 1 Etui suouiu nave scrupieu w "W . 1 1 .11 ! 1. A. restrain, by a strangers presence, tue urst blow of intimate comuiumon to vhich the two friends looked forward with such warm and nleasurable feelinzs. So I rrratefully decli ned, but pledged niyselr to take advantage of the doctor s hospitality upon my next visit to Orleans When that occurs, I Minll hope a a a w 1 to glean another Russian Reminjsccnco. Monakcii Axr Mimic. One of the officers of his guard was mimicking him (the Empe ror Paul) in the palace, for the entertainment of his comrades, when the door opened, aud the Czar entered. The officers wcjc about to stop the performer, but his majesty made them a sign not to do so, and advancing un perceived by the young man, be crossed his arras before him, and ordered him to go on. The oflicer, with pcrtect seJl-commata. con tinued. 6a vine. "Lieutenant, you deserve to be degraded, but being clemency itself, I notl only pardon you, but promote you to a cap taincy." This'was said in the Czar's way, who then exclaimed, "Be it so," and walked away. $3T The ?on of a good father, when going to war, promised to bring home tbe head of r rf tlm iinomv. His narent replied, "I should be glad to see you come home without a head, provided you come safe." .. , , The city, of New York consumes ten thousaud dollars . a day ia cigars, and only cizbt tWaad in bread ' "An "Arab Horse. A Bedouin, named Jabal, possessed a mare mf great celebrity. Hassan Pasha, then Gov ernor of Darna&cns, wished to buy the animal, and repeatedly made the owner tuo mott liberal offers, which Jtbsl steadily refused. The Pasha then bad recourse to threat?, but with no better success. At length one Gafar. a Bedouin of another tribe, presented himself to tbe Pasha, and asked him what he would give the man who would make him master of Jubal's mare? "I will fill ibis borse'a nose bag with, gold."; replied Hassan. -The result of this iutcrview having gone abroad, Jabal became more watchful than ever, and always secured his marc at night with an iron chain-, one end of which wai fastened to her bin! fetlock, whilst the other, after passing thfd the tent cloth, was attached to a picket driv eu in the ground under the felt that served htm aud his wife for a bed. But one night Gafar crept silently into the tent, and loosened tho chain. Just before starting off with his prize, he caught up JaLal's lance, and poking him with the butt-end, cried out: "I am Gafar; I have stolen your noble mare, and will give you notice iu time." This warning ws in accordance with the customs of the desert, for to rob a hostile tribe is considered an hon orable exploit, aud thjman who accomplishes it is desirous of all the glory that may flow from the deed. Poor Jabal, when he heard the words, rushed out of the tent and gave the alarm; then mounting his brother's mare, accompanied by some ot" the tribe, he pur sued the robber for four hours. The broth er's mare was of the same stock as Jabal', but not equal to her; but nevertheless, he outstripped those of all the other pursuers, and was even on the point of overtaking the robber, when Jabal shouted to him, "Pinch her right car and give her a touch of the heel." Gafar did so, and away went tha mare like lightning, speedily rendering fur ther pursuit useless. The pinch on tho ear and the touch with tbe heel were tLe secret signs by which Jabal had been used to urge his mare to her utmost speed. Jabal's com panions were amazed and indignant at his strange conduct. "O. thou father of a jauk- ass," they cried, "thou hast enabled the thief to rob thee of thy jewel." JJut be silenced their upbraidings by saying, "1 would rather lose her than Eully her reputation Would you have mt suffer it to be said among the tribes that another mare bad. proved better than mine? I have, at least, this comfort left me, that I cau say she never mtt with her match" J. It. Jiarex't Art of llort Turning. Invlcbnce or Female Socistt. It is bet ter for you to puss an evening once or lwic in a lady s drawing-room, even though the conversation is slow, and you know the girl's song ty mart, man in a ciud, tavern, or tae j pit of a theatre. All amusements of youth to wnicu virtuous womeu are not aammeu, reiy on it, are ueliterious in their nature All meu who avoid female society have dull percep tions, and arc stupid, or have gross tastes. and revolt against what is pure. IT our club swaggerers, who are sucking the butts of billiard cues all night, call female society in sipid. Poetry is insipid to a yokel ; boauty has no charms to a blind man ; music does not please a poor beast who does not know ona tune from another ; and as a true epicure is hardly ever tired of water sanchy and browu bread and butter, 1 profess I can sit for a whole night talking to a well-regulated, kind ly woman, about her girl coming out, or bar boy at Eton, and like the evening's enter tainment. One of the createst benefits a man may derive fremjjwomen's society is, that he is bound to be respectful lo them. The habit is of great good to 3-our moral man. depend upon it. uur naucation mates or us tue most eminently seinsb meu in the world. We fight for ourselves, we push for ourselves, t- 1 - 1 . we yawn lor ourselves, we ngni our pipes. and say we won't go out ; we prefer ourselves and our ease ; and the greatest good that comes to a man from a woman's society is. that he has to think of somebody beside himself, somebody to whom heisbouu to bed constantly attentive and respectful Thak eray A Generous Monarch. Alf nso V of Aragon was torn in 1385, and died 1454. - His character, chivalrous and generous, is il lustrated by the followiug anecdotes : Cu 1 day bis treasurer was paying him ten thous- and ducats; an olhcer who was present said 1 a. r al ma low vcice, not meant lor tne King s car. 1 ' 1 hat sum is all 1 need to make me nappy. 1 The kinjr, however, heard him, and said, Thou sbalt be happy', then ;" and immedi- - atelv ordered the ten thousand ducats to ba paid to bun. lo render niruselt more popu- iar. Alfonso wrs in tne naDit ot walking in the streets cf his capital ou foot and unatten ded. When representations were made to him of the danger there was in thus exposing himself, he replied. "A father who walks in the midst of his children has nothing to fear." One of his courtiers having asked hirn who were those of his subjects whom he loved the most? "Those," he auswered, "who fear for me more than they fear me." Seeing ono day, a calley filled with soldiers ou the point 0f sinking, he ordered immediately that sue or t,0uli be civeu. Sccinjr those around him hesitate, ho leaped into a boat, and cried ! like better to be the companiou thta the spectator of their death." The soldiers were saved. Alfonso seems to have had wit as well as nobleness. He was in the habit of saying, that to constitute a happy household, it was necessary that tha husband should ba deaf and the wife blind. 3?r The following epitaph was written on ron.liniT cf this death of a vouu lady w hosts 1 name wa5 gtonc . j Curiocs cneugn, we all mmt say. J That what was Sten should now be ekiy ; Moro curios tM. to own we must. i rbatwUAt -V I - - . 1 00