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Citr Advertisements.
Ts'S CJEl,EliKATE
UQUID (HUB,
T H K G K K A T A I) H E S I V E .
!M '"'' f!r,''! rrrr "'wte? for house.
.....,.. t('(V. M'riKlX&UI'l rt Vlllittl (C-
,.,v r rtui, mtiaioye,
'?rutt r ctmrn. ever known.
ina3S Heady for Application.
W'V : on paper, cloth, leather,
rMTl.Td'.. PORCELAIN CHINA," MAE
RLE, OU GLASS.
'jVlRrr.rnifscturing Fancy Articles, Toys
f jtb.isnos:rerior, notouly posessing greater
n-Vu tlvm auv other kiu-wu article, but ad-l-reirK
re quieklv. '.caving no ttaiu where the
,!,rtare i !-'d. "NrvF.u Fails.
' V in tlif !-ttt t:irv years upwards of 250.000
MtVf tiji.tlv celebrated LIQUID GLUE
ivel""'' :,,,tl t,e Srcat convenience which
jtl,.lk r ..M t in every case, has deservedly secured
.fit f.' .! t'.il which the manufacturer has found
,t at si: d.rhViilt to meet; acknewledged by.
;',r urt r imitat'oH ever otleicd to
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Tvyrr rivK cj:stsa bottle.
; uf lure t and Soul Wholesale and KcUiil.by
WM. C. McIlEA, i57-ifWr.
Y.o. ' 07 Chestnut Street., I'hiiadelphia
r Lilj-ral inducements ollend t persons dc
..n,i.l' the .ove article.
Sop. 1Z 185745 ly.
diKA!' WA'!li:i:S AND .JEWELEY.
S1.E ;,nd Ketail, at
Mill. ia u-ateh suvl Ctf
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G. ! 1 Lever Watchcx, full
v :ir-t O-l.C-",
; .'.i L ivtic IS ear.t.
S... t r I.-:v.-r. full j'wcP.fd,
Silver L-t-M-.c. j-v.-!:,
.visitor Quaniers,
1 ..iii Spectacle ,
': Silrrr do.,
U'.:.d -K.
I.-.1."'- 'icM Poacii,
Jewelled,
ft-28.00
24,00
12,00
7,00
7,00
1,50
3,00
1 ,00
.r.oo
1 i'3
,v;.rt 1 encu pill bnrer hcl-
1.00
C.-H fi.;rr Pdr;c- 87 cts to &i'0 ; Watch
f'x'r, .Cu IVi ct . I'ateiit 1?3 cts.. Lnr.ct
-f:"t i'.;a' i'l prop..Tt!tl. All g'l. Will-
r- i..it ti.t.y are sl-5 3rOn band
. ... .1 silver I '.;: s aud 1 pii ei stilt
yrr 'i'i. " n.i'ivi- j-i : e.
s'ivvitffji iiai:lf:y.
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VI IK r'.-.ULT lNlIUMlTIES OF
4 -i :a a t t ir i t .
..., (i.-otis. t.'ir -Z'-Jh TUovrstml.
vi.v wuuds ox the i:a-
ii.. trt-atmcut, without inedkirie,of
Sjx -rni.itorrl vi r L ;'tvl Weakness,
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bMnns i ieiiital and Nervous lie-
nature Deey of theSytm, lniK-ln-.p-diluents
to Marriage generally,
P. DK LANKY, M. D.
"i.c i ;ipri.int fict that the many alarming
"iiin's orii;ii,;itin2 in the imprudence and
i utli. may lo ea-ily removed WITH-
. M i 1 1 i I " i XK. is", hi this-small tract, clearly
m-tr .tcd ; an 1 the entirely new and highly
.-.-sfti! treatment, as adopted by the Author,
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urM'.i. !v me;PS fl wnicn ecry one !
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eitre HIMSELF perfectly and at the
,"b' cost, t'.'-n by avoiding all the ad-
S - to -.vllrcs'. cra'.is nnd'nost fr e
m
. l ciiv.-t.pe. by remitting two postage s' am
! i'i. iit: LAN FA , 17 LNpenard :t., New Yorl
Sfiit. sy, 1657 ly.
Hon.iRi) A?SOriATIOX.
I' 11 1 L A D E L1M1IA.
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT : ! !
--( 'l p:r.v)us afdieted with Sexual DUrases,
such as SiM.rm,Urrhaa, Seminal Weakness,!
Impotent, ti..rrhrwi. Gleet, Syphilis, the Vict j
i( Onanism r Seif-AI-use. &c, Vc
The HOWARD ASSOCIATION, in view of
lie iwt'il destruction of human life, caused by
Svsual disease, and the deceitio:is practised ii
.i the unf.'i tuuato victims of such diseases by
I'tMcris. have directed ttieir Lousuuing ourgeon,
. CHARI 1'AELE ACT worthy of their nan.c,
..cive MEDICAL ADVICK GRATIS, to all
:m.-a thus afllicted, who apply by letter, with i
n i.vription of iheir condition, (age, occupation
...'..'s of life. &c.) and iu cases of extreme pnv--t,
m I sufTeriag. to FCRNIS1I MEDICINES
r.V. OF CHARGE.
t iie II v.ird Association is a I caevolent Iusti-itt-.i'i,
e-t.iblislie"! by special endowment, for the
':!' i f the sick and distressed, afiiieted with
V'.r::!cnt and I'pidesnic Diseases." It has now
' '"'.-plus of menus, which the Directors havevo
1 to expend in ad vertising the abovo notice. It
"e ll t- add that the Association commands
- ig'::est Medical skill of the age, and will fur
' : : i :n ..t approved molern treatment.
hist Publidie-1, by the Association, a Report
perrn;itorrhiea. or Sciuiual Weikness, the
danism, M.isturbation or Self Abase, and
''T lli. r.ses of the Sexual Organs, by the Con-''li'-in
Surgi-ou, which will be sent by mail, (in
"d-d envelope.) FREE OF CHARGE, ou the
"'-eij't of TWO STAMPS for postage.
A l !r-s Dr. CiF.O. R. CABIIOUH. Consulting
Jr.-,,.! , lh.va.rd Association, No. South NINTH
"'t, Thihulolphia, Pa. Bv order of the Direc-
EZRA I'. HEARTWELL,
Jf;0. rAIRCIHLD. Sec'y. Tres't.
'ft- 80, 1S57. 47 ly.
men A ED II. JONES,
iIRE, ZIMMERMAN & ALLEN
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
DRY GOODS,
SO 143 MARKET STREET,
lv lllllill JIND tVlUlll,
U3C1UE, )
HHJKllMAN, I
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City Advertisements.
Gifts ! Gifts ! ! Gifts ! I !
Alrlase to Every Purchaser,
At the Quaker City Publishing Uouse of
DUANE RULISON, rillLADELrillA.
Y buying a book for $1, or more, you are at
once presented with a prize, worth from 25
cents to $100, consisting of Fine Gold Jewelry,
Watches, .vc. All orders by mail will bo promp
tly filled, and the prize or prizes will accompany
the books. Our list contains all of the most dod-
u'ar books of the dav, and will be sold at the I
usual retail prices, many oi mem lor less, rer
sons widiing imy p:rticular lxxk can crder at
once, and it will b forwanleil with a gift. A
catalogue giving full information, with a list of
b wiks and gifts, will be sou post paid, by ad-
:res -ii'g
DUANE RULISON.
No 03 South Third St., Philadelphia.
&3-A gents Wanted,
1S7. Sij.
S(-p 0
Or. Iuponco's Golden lMllg for
FemalcH. .
Jf NFALLir.LE IN EE1IOV1NG STOPPAGES
or ii regularities of the menses. These Pills
are nothing new, but have been usid by tl.e doc
tors for man- years, both in France and America,
with unparalled success in every case, and he is
urged by many thousand ladies who have used
them, to make the Pills public, for the alleviation
of those suilering from any irregularities whatev
er, as well as to prevent au increase of family by
those whose health will not permit it. Females
peculiarly situated, or those considering themselves
w, rre cautioned against using thcic puis while
in th:tt condition, as the proprietor assumes no
respi nihility after the above admonition, altho'
their liuhinexs woidd prevent any mischief to
health ; otherwise the.-e pills are rccommendeil.
Full and txj.llcit directl us accomjiany each box.
Price f 1-
OOLD WHOLESALE AND RETAIL, BY
EOP.EKT DAVIS, General Agent for Ebt ns
burg and vicinity. He wiil supply dealers at
Proprietor's orices tnd send the Pills to Ladies
(confidentially) by returu liiail, on receipt of $1,
sent hun thntugii the KbensLurg 1 ost Oihce.
2-Eich box has n:y signature fui particu
lars get circular t f A cent.
. J. DUPONCO, New York.
l'roadway Post Oincc.
Ebensburg. Aug. 5, 1857. Gm.
P. FORD'S
BOOT, S II O E.
AND
RC'EIRCK WAREISOl'SE.
So. 12?, rotincrly f5, Noiih Tlilrd Stre
0 site Cherry Street,)
Philadelphia.
C V. MTLKF.S.
I hil.'deiohia, Junt '24, 1S57- Gm.
BEIJ. P. THOfllPSON,
P. .!. PATTON s CO.
Yi'!i',lc--'i7c Dealers in and Manufacttrs of
RATS, CAPS, FIRS,
aalteiv Ulutorlals, Straw Goods,
Artificial Flowers' BuSalo Uobef &c
No. UK MABKKT STREET,
Ldcvc Fourth, St.uih Side, PHILADELPHIA.
CASH TAW I OR WOOL AND SHIPPING
FUIiS.
PRICE 1. PATTON. A. OPPENIIEIMEK.
Dec. 17, 1S5G. 8.
rtllCADELI'IIIA
Wood Honlding Mill,
H lllor Street .bore Twelfth, Worth Sld.
Mouldings siiit:iClo for Carpenters, Builders,
Cabinet aud Frame Makers, always ou
hand.
ANY PATTERN WORKED FROM A DRAW
ING. Agents wanted in the various Towns in his por
tion f the State, to whom opportunities wilt bo
offered foi large Trofits to themselves.
SILAS E. WEIR.
AprltS, 1857-
VMl.iv iiktmcu.
ROUT. J. ASDF.USON.
R E Y H E R & AI1EHS8I.
WHOLESALE DEALERS IN
OR FEIGN FRUITS.
NUTS. SPICES.
CONFECTIONARY.
,S' U G A R S .
FIRE WORKS, &C. .
fj3- Oranges and Lemons received weekly.
Ko. 39 Wood street.
(7" Oppos ite the St. Charles Hotel.
Pittsburgh. Pa. March 4, 1S57. tf.
JOSHUA COWPLAXD,
mXnCFACI I'liKR AND DEALER IN
looking mm,
Ko. ST. Sootli Fourth Street,
BETWEEN MARKET AMD MARKET',
PHILADELPHIA.
Gilt Ticture and Portrait Frames made to or
der. Mouldings for sale.
Oct. 21, 1857, 50 ly.
WM. H. LAWBON.
EDWIN TERKKS.
GEORGE ROCHESTER WITH
Catusoit & Ucrkcs.
IMPORTERS OF
WlMliS, BUAD1CS, CIXS,
AND
OTHER LIQUORS,
So. 60T Harktt Street, b, Sixth,
PHILADELPHIA.
October 31,1857 ly.
Dr. Henry Yeagley,
Practising Physician, Johnstown, Fa.
"VFFICE next door to his Drug Stor,
J cf Maiu and Bedford street. ,
Jvbw, Jury tl, 15.
EBEJfSB.URG, NOVEMBER 18 1857.
Til M s
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period than six months, and no subscriber will be
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Misc'oiis Advertisements.
Orphans' Court Sale.
0
V A LUABLE REAL ESTATE.
B
Y VIRTUE OF AN ORDER AND DECREE
issuing out of the Orphans' Court of Cambria
county, tnere will be exposed to saie, by public
vendue or ouVcry, on SATURDAY, the 21st dav
of NOVEMBER, at 10 o'clock, A.M., at the lui
tel of James Reamer, at Crcstcn, Cambria coun
ty, Pennsylvania, all the following described real
estate, l ite the property of William Webster, de
ceased, viz :
All that piece, parcel or lot of land, situate in
Washington township, Cambria county, bounded
and descrilied as follows. Beginning at a beech,
(the north wet corner of the tract,) thence by
laud of the heirs of James Smyth, dee'd., north
Go degrees, east 1U perches to a post ; tnence
south 35 degrees, east 157 J perches to a post,
midway between the Pennsylvania and Tortagc
Rad Roads : thence on a line midway between
said rail roads, south 41 degrees, west 110 lurch
es; thence north 35 degrees, wet 215 perches to
tho place of beginning ; containing 110 acres and
154 perches and allowance, and being marked
and designated as alk-lnn ut 2o. 1 on the parti
tion or valuation of the iG estate of the said de
ceased.
ALSO All that lot of ground, situate in the
township aforesaid, adjoining the old Allegheny
Portage Rail. Road, lot of Patrick Daisey, and
otiicrs. containing 172 perches, having thereon
erected two one and a half story plank houses,
and being marked and designated as allotment
o. 3, on tne partition or valuation aforesaid.
TERMS One third of the purchase money to
be paid on confirmation of the sale; one other
third in one year theretfter with interest, to be
secured by the Mortgages and Judgment Bonds
of the purchasers ; and the remaining third to
remain a lien on the premises, the interest tnere
on to be paid 10 Ann tlenry. widow ot said ie-
ccdeut. annually, by the purchaseas, during her
lifetime, and the principal, at her decease, to the
heirs and lineal descendants of the said vv illiain
Webster, decease.!. ANN HENRY.
Adm'x of Wm. Webster, dee'd.
Oct. 20, 1857 3t 52
OKl'lIAXS' COlItT SALE.
nY VIRTUE OF AN ORDER OF THE OR-
D phans' Court of Cambria countv, to me direc
ted, there will le exposed to public sale, on the
premises, on MONDAY, the 30th day of NO
VEMBER next, at one o'clock in the afternoon.
the following real estate of which Jacob Paul died
seized, to wit :
One tract, situate in Richland township, in the
s;dd county, adjoining lands of the heirs of Jacob
Stull dee'd. ou the south west, lands of Daniel
Straver on the west, lands of the heirs of Conrad
Fye dee'd. ori the north and lands of tike heirs of
John Paul dee'd. on the south, containing two
hundred acies more or less, about seventy acres
of which are cleared aud in a good state of culti
vation. A large two story BRICK DWELLING
HOUSE, bank Barn, Blacksmith Shop- and out
houses thereon erected and a large apple orch
ard thereon crowing.
ALSO One other tract, situate in the said
township, adjoining the above described tract on
the south. land of John R. Sidman on the north,
land of Abraham Paul on tho east and land of the
heirs of John Paul dee'd on the south, containing
seventv-six acres and seventeen perches and al
lowance, and having a saw-mill in good repair
thereon erected.
The above tracts of land will be sold together
or separately to suit purchasers.
TERMS OF SALE One third of the purchase
mon y to be paid on confirmation of sale ; one
third to remain charged upon the premises, the
interest of which to be paid to the widow, and at
her death the principal to be paid to the heirs,
and the balance in two equal annual payments,
to be secured by tho bonds and mortgage of the
purchaser oa the premises.
SAMUEL S. PAUL,
Trustee of the real estate of Jacob Paul dee'd.
October 21, iS574t 50
i&js Tar's: o23S2
CTOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN THAT AP
plication will be made to his Excellency
Governor Pollock for the pardon of J AMES S.
CLOSSIN, convicted in the Quarter Sessions of
Cambria county, 185o, for Larceny, ami senten
ced to undergo an imprisonment in the Western
CC(l tO Undergo au luipiitoiiuicui, iu inu maiuu
Penitentiary for 2 years and 3 months, and at the
same sessions convicted of Burglary aud sentcn
ced to undergo an imprisonment in the Pcniten-
tiary for 3 years. o . w , ol.iiv.
Sept 9, 1857. 44 cjm.
THE partnership heretofore existing between
.Tames Murrav and John Murray, in the
Quitman Tannery was dissolved on the 15th of
October, 1857, by mutual consent.
The business will hereafter be carried on by
James Murray, m all its branches.
3 JAMES MURRAY.
; ; . JOHN MURRAY.
Hwttfcuxs, Oct. 21, 18f 80
Cljotcc poctrji.
Fuok the Home Joursal.
JEANIE MORRISON.
The Chicago Journal reminds us that, more
chan forty years ago, there came to school at
Edingburg a girl, Jeanie Morrison by name, and
became classmot . of William Motherwell. The
sweet expression of her gentle eyes won the poet's
heart, nd so he gave in her changeless girlhood
to the years to come, set in the amber in las song.
D5 tlie krown haired girl, in blue pelisxe, be-
neath whose plumed cnuettisli beaver smile,! so
fair a Scottish face, dream, as she tripped her
way to school, that we to-day, in this grand re
cess of the New World's breast, should know
her name and story 1 That the lad Willie should
take her with him, on to immortality 1 Though
he his been twenty years sleeping in a nameless
raT(. ho hrj lnilO!l,r..? ll. Ar 1 a l.vi.-.l on.l
wdio insnired nnn of li cu.-w(o:f ImMhsIj in tl.o
r- V J. - 1 rn -
J""o1,BU fcu,1guc, legacy 10 xims. 5he is a wiu-
no aDU ocars anotnor name, ana years nave
left fcrgotteu snows upon her brow, no doubt ;
but if she
throb, then has she l:ved too long:
O dear, dear, Jcannie Morrison,
The thoct8 o'bygaue years
Still fling their shadows ower my path,
And blind my ecn wi' tears,
And sair and sick I pine,.
As memory idly summons up
The blithe blinks o lang syne.
Twas then we luvit ilk ither weel,
'Twas then we twa did par;
Sweet time sad time! twa bairns at schule,
Twa bairns and but ea heart !
Twas then we sat on ae laigh bink,
To leir ilk ither lear ,
And tones aud looks and smiles were shed,
Remembered evennair.
I wonder, Jeanie, after yet.
When sitting on that Link ;
Cheek touchin cheek, loof locked In loof.
What our wee heads could think.
When baith bent doun ower ae braid page,
Wi' ae buik on our knee,
Thy looks were on thy lesson, but
My lesson was on thee.
. My icad rins-round and round about,
My heart flows like a sea,
As anc by ane the thochts rush back
O' schule time and o' thee,
O' mornin' life ! o' moruin' luve !
O' lichtsome days and lang,
When kinncd hopes around our hearts
Like simmer blossoms sprang !
I marvel, Jeanie Morrison,
Gin I haobeen to thee
As closely twined wi4 earlist thocts,
As ye hae been to me ?
O tell me gin their music fills
Thine ear as it does mine!
O say gin e'er your heart grows grit
Wi' dreamings o' laug syne 1
I've wandered east, I've wandered west,
I've borne a weary lot ;
But in my wanderiugs, far or npar,
Ye never were forgot.
The fouut that first burst frac this heart
Still travels on its way ;
And channels deeper as it rins,
The luve of life's young day.
O dear, dear Jcannie Morrison,
Since we were siudered young,
I've never seen your face nor heard
The music o' your tongue ;
But I could hug all wretchedness,
And happy could I dee,
Did I but ken your heart still dreamed
O' bygane days and me !
Such arc the ballads that go murmuring like a
songful brook along the years ; the music of hearts
that death could not make dumb.
WANT OF CONFIDENCE.
A little Frenchman loaned a merchant
S5000 when times were trood. He called at
the counting house a few days since.in a state
of agitation not easily described.
How do you do?' inquired the merchant.
Sick very sick,' replied the monsieur.
What is the matter?'
'De times is de maker.'
Vctimcs what disease is that V
De malaidc what break all de merchants,
ver much '
'Ah the times, eh ? well, they are bad,
very bad. sure enough ; but how do they af
fect you ?'
Yv, monsieur, I lose de confidence 1'
'In whom ?'
In everybody.'
Not in me, I hope ?' . . .
'Fardonnez moi, monsieur; but I do not
1 . , ,
know wne to trust at present, when all de
merchants break several times, all to pieces.'
Then I presume you want your money.'
'Oui, monsieur, ! Btarve for want of Var-
aent
'Can't vou do without it ?'
No, monsieur; I must have him.
,v.n mn,t?'
Oui, monsieur;' said little dimity breech-
cs. turning pale with apprehension for the
..ft., of hi, monev. '
safety of bis money
'And you can't do witheut it V
'No, monsieur, not von other lertle moment
loBgaro.'
The merchant reached Ms bank-book, drew
a check on the good old Commercial for the
amount and Landed it to his visitor.
Vat is dis. monsieur V '
'A check for five thousand dollars with trio
interest.'
Is it Ion?' eaid th Frenchman, with am
azement. .
Certainly. -
Have you de Vargtnt in dc bank ?'
Yes.'
'And is it perait went convenient to pay
de earn V
'Undoubtedly. What astonishes yon?'
Vy, dat you have got him ira dees times.
'Ob, yes, and I have plenty more, I owe
notuing; that I cannot pay at a moment s no-
0 I
tice
The Frenchman was perplexed.
Monsier, you shall do me one lectio favor,
h?'
With all my heart.'
Veil, Monsieur, you shall keep da Vargent
for mc some lectle year Iongare.
Why, I thought you wanted it.'
Tout au ccnitraire I no vant de Vargent
I vant dc grand confidence. Suppose you
no got da money, den I vant him ver much ;
suppose you got him, den I no vant him at
all. Vous comjircnez, ch j'
After some further conference, the little
Frenchman prevailed upon the merchant to
retain tne money, ana leit tue counting-uouse
with a light hart, anl a countenance very
different from the one he wore when he 'en
tered. His confidence was restored, and al
though he did not stand in need of the mon
ey, he wished to know that his property was
in safe hands.
This little sketch has a moral, if tho read
er has sagacity enough to find.
A Candle Lecture Reversed.
The following is "rich, rare and racy," acd
a capital hit at some nusDanas, ana may ue
read profitably by all who are iuclincd to ud
fault where there is no fault. "A place for
cverything and everything in its place," is a
rule that would rrcvent manv lectures were
it piactised more. But just hear Mr. Caudle: j
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"Xow. Mrs. Caudle. I should like to know I
what has become of my hat ? Here I've been j
hunting all over the hou;e, and lost ten min-
utes that should have been given to tho Ma-
tual Life Insurance Co. Now, I eay, what
have you done with that hat ? You have not j
seen it ? Of course not ; never do see it. -
Frank, go and fetch my hat, and Jan 9, fetch J
me my cane. What's that ? You can't find
mv hat : JNow. Mrs. Gaudle. I should lite
to know why you trifl persist in training your
children in such a heedless manner ? lie cant
Jind my hat f To be sure not ; how can he
if he don't learn to look ? Did I not leave it
in the kitchen when I went there last night,
after something to eat ? How tho deuce
shouli you kuow ? I say it's your business to
know, and to have my things all ready for
me in the morning, and not have me losing
so much of my time. Eh! you have too much
else to do? Of course you have, with three
servants and two children ! Be calm ? O,
yes, I trill Lc calm! You see I am calm, and
if you would only be so, I should have been
able to find my hat long ago, instead of stay-
ing here to listen to your excuse, whea I
ought to be down town attending to business:
I wonder how you exect I m to keep this
house going, if I'm to be kept waiting here
for my hat. v hat ! how can you help it ?
nw cany help it? Why, Madam, if s
the easiest tuinS 1D lhQ world I Its simply
tni3 mangement- iow, ao you sup-
l.t t . TL T
Pse things would go on this way. if you'd
omy sec mat arucius are m meir rigui pia-
ccs ; but I suppose you havn't get time to do
that even ! Of course not. Well, there is
no use of talking, I must go to the Sice bare
headed. Your bonnet, madam ! Your bon
net ! But why should I be kurprised why
should I be surprised if you should offer me
your skirts also, since I eecm to have lost all
authority in this house ? It's not your fault!
and pray, then, whose fault is it? I will re
peat it over twenty times, if you wish it
whose fault is it ? What ! the servants' ?-
No, ma'am ; I tell you, you are mistaken
it's not the servants I tell you it's your fault.
I wonder who oversees tho servants who,
madam, but you ? Then, it's clearly your
fault that I can't find my hat. (Sits down.)
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Well, it's no uso talking I shan't go to the
office to-day, and you, ma'm, shan't go to
Newport d'ye hear ? It is no uso asking,
you shan't go. You needn't suppose I'm go-
ing to be deprived ot my hat in this way, and
then allow you to spend my money at iew-
port. No, ma'm, I'm no such fool as that
I comes to No, ma'm ; here I am, and here
I'll stay all day. ma'm, and-oh! what! You
wish I wouldn't talk so much ? I tell you I
"B talk-1 11 talk nil day, if I please, and
smoke too d'y hear that? I'll smoke
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the dining-room, and yes, by Jove, I'll smoke
in the parlor, and by tJove, nii'm, I will
eccnt the curtains, I'll smoko all over the
Louse."
"Here.' Eays 3Ira. Caudle, "'tho horrid
wretch was about putting his odious precept
into practice, when Jane came in with his
hat, having round it where it had beth left
by him, in a corner of the large oak chair.cn
tho back porch."
Noam Carolina Cistoms. Travelling on
the cars from O to M -r not long einca
in tho iitghl-, we happened to haVe tho good
fort 1 h to get into the came box with a regular
blue-devil exterminator, by whom, let it be
surmised, our drowsy optics were kept expan
ded. This individual answered to tha name
of "Rat," and his description of 'Nort Kct-
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liner, her manners and customs, gave the lu
tener anything but a favorable impression of
the tar and turpentine State. Thus :
'Why gentleman, a dog with along tail in
North Carolina, would bo as great a shew as
a nigger with three heads.'
Why so?' asked several.
They cut 'em off to prevent them from
knockin' off the huckleberries when they're
chasin' foxes and rabbits through tho woods I
'Phewj! came from a listener.
'Fact, certain as rain ; and you never see
a man or boy'thcre'with buttons on his panta,'
What then V asked some one.
'Pegs !' angered the impuiturablo Bat
'wear the buttons all off climbing after per-
Simmons.
'Go it Rat,' cheered an acquaintanoo.
'And I'll tell you another thing, lit con
tinued, ''they have to bell their littis nigger
there, just'as we do calves.
What far V
So that their owners can tell wbicli gopher
hole they're in V
A general Scream followed this ; tho cara
screamed and we all jumped off at M , I
hope we'll see him "again.
Tue Economical .. Landlady. One day
when butter was scarce and high, Mrs. Wig-
gins hit upon Ihe economical plan of spreading
with her own economical hands the Luttor
upon the allowance of bread she doied out to
her boarders merely to save trouble. MrJor-
1 '
don came home to tea rather lat on tho fire:
evening of this new dodge, sat down in the pres-
ence of all the other boarders, and received a
slice from Mrs. Wigins, who had gono
through the teremony of buttering it "before
his eyes. Mr. Jordon eyed the bread inquis-
itively, and, began to tarn it from fcide to
side, and scrutinized It closely lhrough hia
snectacles. ''What is the matter with vour
bread and butter 1 demanded Mrs.
"Nothing nothing nothing," sail Mr'Jor-
dau, still turning the piece over, and persist
ing in his scrunity. I am positive, Mr.
j J01 don that you do see something." ''Now
I want," 6aid Mrs. Wiggins, her face becom-
iDg flushed with excitement, I want my
boarders to tell me right out when their Tittles
doesu't suit! Now, Nr. Jordon what is it?"
j Mr. Jordon laid down the slice upon his
j plate, raised his spectacles to his forehead,
and replied, with great deliberation : "Mrs.
Wiggins, there is nothing the matter "with the
bread, I assure you ; but Mrs. Wiggins,'
I and here Jordon glanced niischievoulsy down
the vista of attentive faces: "I have lived in
this world eight and forty years, and I find
WVSclf this evening such a simpleton, that I
j can't for the life of me tell which side of my
bread is buttered I"
A Good Example. Andrew Johnson, just
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eiectca to me u. o. oenate irom Aennessee.
had a very obscure origin and no educatioaal
advantages, vner no married, ms who
taught him his letters, and while he prosecu-
ted liis calling as a journeyman Uiiior, to sup-
port his family, he required the simplest rudi
ments of education. He served in the U. S.
House of Representatives several years ago.
and recently Governor of Tennessee.
To Cleanse Feather Beds. Rubthem
over with a stiff brush, dipped in hot soap
suds. When clean, lay them on a shed or
any other clean place, where tho rain will
fall on them. When thoroughly 6oaked, let
them dry in a hot sun for six or Fcvtn suc
cessive days, shaking them up well and turn
ing them over each day. They should be
covered over with a thick cloth d
during
the
will
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n,Il'; " exPoseu 10 tne niSut a r
become damp and mildew.
To Clense Mattkafsks. Hair mnitrassci
that have become hard and dirty, can be
made easily as good as new by ripping them,
washing the ticking, and picking the hair
free from the bunches- and keeping it in a dry;
,
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airy place for several day. WhenTer tho
fill it lightly with hair and
in S3T Industry brings iii reward-
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