A it "WE GO WHERE DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES POINT THE WAY ; WHEN THEY CEASE TO LEAD, WE CEASE TO FOLLOW.' VOLUME VIII. EBEiXSBUM, THURSDAY; MAY 27, 1852. MLMBER 32. u-vnn - : VV AW i ; T E 11 31 S. ' : The, "MOVJfTAlX SEXT1XEL" is publish Vd every Thursday morning, at One Dollar end lytu Cents per annum, if paid in advance or within three months ; after three months Two Dollars will be charged. No subscription will be taken for a shorter rcriod than six months ; nnd no paper will be discontinued until all arrearage are paid. A failure to notify a discontinuanc st the expira tion of the term subscribed for, will be consid ered as a new engagement. gg ADVERTISEMENTS will be inserted ot the following rates: 50 cents per square for the first insertion; 75 cents for two insertions; 1 for three insertions ; and 25 cents per square lor every subsequent insertion. A liberal reduc tion made to those who advertise by the year. All advertisements handed in must have the proper number of insertions marked thereon, cr they will be published until forbidden, and charged in accordance with the above terms. C5iAll letters and communications to insure attention must be post paid. A. J. JilIE . Kloqumee of Kossiitli. Kossuth thus commenced a speech delivered in St. Louis, on the 15th of March. As a spe cimen of the imaginative, it is perhaps unsur passed in proee in the English language : Ladies and Gentlemen : To-day is the Fourth Anniversary of the Revolution of Hungary. Anniversaries of Revolutions are almost al ways connected with the recollection of some patriots, death-fallen on that day, like the Spar tans at Thermopybo, martyrs of devotion to their fatherland. Almost in every country there is some proud catafalk, or some modest tombstone, adorned on such a day by a garland of evergreen, the j ioue offering of patriotic tenderness. I passed the last night in a sleepless dream. And my soul wandering on the 'magnetic wings .f the past, home to my beloved bleeding land, I saw in the dead of night, dark veiled shapes with the paleness of' eternal grief upon their end brow, but terrible in the fearless silence of that grief, gliding over the churchyard of Hun gry, ami kneeling down on the head of the grave, and depositing the pious tribute of green and cypress upon them, and after a prayer ri sing with clenched fists, and gnashing teeth, stftlinf? awnv fearless and :lent ns they came ; stealing away because the blood hounds of my country'n murderers larked from every corner on that night and on this day, and lead to prison those who dare to show a pious remembrance to the beloved. To-day a smile on the lips of a Magyar is taken for a crime of defiance to tyranny, and a tear in his eye is equivalent to a revolt. And yet I have seen with the eye of my home wandering soul, thou sands performing the work of patriotic virtue- And I saw more. When the pious offerers had stolen away, I saw the honored dead half rise from their tombs looking to the offerings, and whispering gloomily, "still a cypress, and still no flower of joy ! Is there still the chill of win ter and the gloom of night over thco, Father land ? Are we not yet revenged !" and the Eky of the east reddened suddenly, and boiled with bloody flames, and from the far, far we6t a lightning flashed like a star spangled stripy and within its light a young eagle mounted and eoared towards the bloody flames of the east and as he drew near, upon his approaching, the lotting flames changed into a radiant morning 6un, and a voice from above was heard in an swer to the question of the dead : 'Sleep yet a short while mine i6 the revenge! I will make the stare of the west, the sun of the east and when ye next awake, ye will find the flower of joy upon your cold bed." And the dead took the twig of cypress, the sign of resurrection, into their bony hands and lay down. Description of onr Saviour. The Boston Journal says that the following epistle was taken by Napoleon from the public records of Home when he deprived that city of 60 many valuable manuscripts. It was written at the time and on the Bpot where Jesus Christ commenced his ministry, by Tublius Lentullus, the Governor of Judea, to the Senate of Rome Caesar, Emperor. It was the custom in those "lays for the Governor to write home anv event tf importance which transpired while he held office: Conscript Fathers ; There appeared in these cur days a man named jEsrs Christ, who is yet uvmg amongst us, and of the Gentiles is acccp wd as a Propeet of great truth : but ' his own disciples call him the Son ot" God. He hath raised the dead, cured all manner of diseases. TT . e 19 a man of stature somewhat tall and come Ti with a very ruddy countenance, such as the voider may both love and fear. His hair is color of the filbcrjL when fully ripc plain to s cars whence downward it is more orient of color, curling and wavine about his shoulders : :n tLe middle of his head is a scam of partition long hair, after the manner of the Nazarites. Jh3 forehead is plain and delicate ; his face with out spot or wrinkle, beautiful with acomelvrorf- 'saoseand ttocth are exactly formed: fcU w-d is of the color of his hair, and thick not w any grCat ue5gu but forkea; tn reproving. terrible; in admonishing, courteous; in peaking, very modest and wise ; in proportion body, well-shaped. None have seen him iUgh, but many have seen him 'weep. ' A man, ni surpassing beauty, excelling the children From the Louisville Times. The Dying IVife. Her raven tresses lay like silken threads Of solemn night upon the pillow, and Her breathings faint disturbed their glossy rings, As evening's low-lyrcd breeze wakes in our hearts Emotions sad, yet darkly beautiful. Upon her cheek death's crimson banner waved, And thrilled and deepened in its quiv'ring folds, Foretelling night : the night sublime of death. And yet a night, sweet starred by faith and hope. 'Tis when the day is dying lovely day Of balm and bloom, and glorious love-eyed sky, And music dripping breeze, and sunshine pure, And sweet as is the kiss of her, who is And ever hath been, from our childhood up, To us, what yon blue sky is to the earth; The beauty, and the glory of it the Forever o'er vs, ever watching eye. 'Tis when such day is dying, that those hues Unwatched and burning deeper on her cheek, In bright intensity. And when we see The glory, ire do know that darkness lies Xot far. And when we see upon the cheek. Of one beloved, that herald rose, we know The sun of life goes down behind the tomb ! A strange mild light gleamed o'er the night time of Her eyes, those dove-eyes, dreamy, beautiful. Upon one tiny hand, her burning cheek Was resting, and the other sweetly fair Was pressed upon the quiv'ring lips of him Who knelt beside her, like a storm rocked oak, Whose giant arms writhe in their trial fierce, And moan to the rude blast, which tears away The tender ivy, that grew up, and threw Its graceful, loving arms about it, and Bedecked "its rough bark sweetly o'er." Upon His cheek there were no tears, nor in those eyes Where woe'6 hot drop seemed burning ; but a look Of agonized affection swept his brow, And scattered desolation in its track. The morning breeze, sweet with the charities Of fWwcrs, through his clustering chesnut hair I'layed like a dewy-fingered angel ; yet lropped not its blessed balm upon his brain. The silken lashes for a moment slept Upon her check, as on the summit clouds The tree-tops slumber dark and still ; one soft Bright tear stole through the waxen lid, and wound Its silvery path along her cheek ; and then She felt it gently kissed away, and oped Those eyes to bless him with their tenderness LiitoU. He silent read the midnight pa;re, And loved her more far more than life itself. "Throw back the curtain, Edward, let me see Once more the lovely earth, and smiling sky. There, fit thee down again; and give me back Thy hand, mine own, 1 may not ask it long. Soon, very soon my pulse will cease to leap At thy fond pressure, ah, Us 6trange, mc thinks, That e'en in deatn", thy clasp should not awake The sleeping nerve, and bid it leap and thrill, As does the summer-wind awake the vine, To wave its dark green boughs upon the air. And soon will thy warm kisses fall upon A cold unheeding brow, 'tis strange, that thou Could, st ever kiss me, and I smile not. The sunshine never yet hath kissed the sea, Rut it hath been rewarded by a smile, And thou art sunshine, and wilt sunshine be, When I no more am bft for thee to shine Upon. Then will not my cold brow grow warm And glad beneath thy foni and dear caress ? Thou'lt call, and Eva will not answer more Can death's cold ear, be deaf and dull when thou Art calling ? Scarcely I believe it, yet I know, that I am dying; and that soon They'll lay me -down within the damp dark earth, Where I no more can see thee, ah methinks, If thou could'st look upon mo, even there, The shades would scatter. Thou hast never bent Tliine eyes upon me, but to give me light. And is the grave more mighty than thy smile ! Ah ! me, it is a fearful thing to die, With human love so wildly pressing through Our bosoms. It is very hard to go When thou art near me, and the coils of life So fearfully restrain their hold on thee. And cling till death's sharp scythe, snaps one by one Asunder. Ere I knew thee, death had not Unwelcome been, but thou hast brightened life, Until I fear to turn away from its Glad waters. Thou hast made life here, almost Life yonder ; now to die when I have found "i . Thee; this, this is a trial sore. Yet God Appoints it, nnd I know my spirits wings Are plumed for flight, unto that better world Where Jesus is. 1 would not stay away ; , Though thou hafit made existence beautiful, Yet will I leave it for those happier bowers, Since Jesus calls. The parting will be shortr" I know that thou wilt meet me soon. Flow sweet Eternity will be beside thee Vr." She ceased the cold death damp stood on her brow, Like night-dews on a withering lily-leaf. The rose died out upon her cheek, and death Once more hung out his banner ; and this time 'Twas pale, and chill, and still. The flick'ring breath Passed through the parted lips, more faintly still ; The hand relaxed its heart-warm clasp, and all Save that dark eye seemed swiftly passing To the silent land, yet, it was full of light, And love, as is the midnight full of stars ! She died: one bitter moan burst from thclips, Of him, whose brow was but less pale than that Of her who in her beauty, and. her still Repose before him lay. Ah I me it is A bitter, dark-some, hour when all we love Is melting from our arms. To stand upon The brink, and see a loved one 'mid the waves, And feci our arms too short to save ; this, this Is madness, which our God alone can soothe. The morning winds played round her marble brow, And kissed her chill, pale cheek, yet woke her not ; , It trembled through her wealth of night-like hair, , And playfully it lifted the bright locks The light eyes, while they Were turned in all love's earnestness, upon That stricken being bowed beside her. And The clay-cold hand, still like a preciou3 gem, Lay in its casket his unyielding clasp There it had died. How lovely death may be. Upon a dear one dead, methinks, I could Forever gaze I - ' M. J. Mount Pleasant, near Danville, Ky. Latest Dodge. The passage of the Maine Liquor Law has af forded excellent food for the wits to sharpen their masticators on. The following is about as good a joke as we have yet read. No doubt, however, but that we shall have occasion to laugh over many a similar rum incident before we are many weeks older : About a fortnight since, a tall specimen of Yankee manufacture arrived in the good city of Portland, in the State of Maine, nnd established himself and luggage at the Elm Hotel. This luggage consisted of a small valise and a large oblong box containing, for the inspectors had examined its contents, a quantity of books, richly bound, which the proprietor had brought for the purpose of retailing about the city. After seeing his property placed in the room allotted to him, the pedlar made his appearance at the office with a small volume in his hand. He glanced his keen, shrewd eye leisurely a round the room, which contaiued at that mo ment no one but the clerk and myself. 'Fond of reading?' inquired the pedlar of the clerk, when he had finished his "observation. 'Don't get any time to read,' replied the clerk. 'I rather guess I've got a book here you'd like to read,' continued the pedlar, perseveringly. 'What is it?' Well, it's a right good book, and just right for the times, too, cause it'll give a man spirit ual consolation; and they do say that's what a man can't get very easy in Maine just about neow.' 'That's very true ; but your consolation, un fortunately, my friend, does not happen to be of the right sort.' There was a cunning ler in the pcdlar'e eye as lie inquired, 'Fond of the right sort, hey V When I can get it,' paid th clerk, becoming interested. 'Guess I shall sell you this book, then,' said the pedlar, decidedly. "What is it ; you hav'nt told me the name f it yet?" 'It's Pilgrim's Progress." Oh, bother! I've read it at least a dozen times. But this is an entirely new edition.' Oh I i'ts all the same.' 'Beautifully engraved.' Oh! nonsense I don't want it.' And so saying he commenced writing again, visibly annoyed. Say, yeou, better look at the picters,' con tinued the pedlar, thrusting the book under his nose. Ihis movement had an astonishing effect upon the clerk. He jumped off his chair and began to examine the volume eagerly ; but much to my surprise, without opening it. Then seem ingly satisfied with the scrutiny he asked the price and purchased it. Say, yeou' said the pcdlcr, after the bar gain had been concluded moving towards the door 'Say, yeou, if any body else should see that book and want to get another just like it, eend 'em up to 73 and I'll accommodate 'em just about as fast as they please. And exchanging a very queer and mysterious look with the clerk, the pedlar vanished. 'What on earth made -you buy that book?" I asked the clerk, as he had gone. 'See here a moment.' I advanced and looked over his shoulder. Turning up one end of the book, ho removed a small slide, and discovered a stopple, which lie unscrewed and then handed me the book, which I applied mechanically to my Ynouth. 'What is it ?' asked he, laughing. 'Brandy by jingo !' exclaimed I, pausing to take breath, and then making tracks for the door. "Halloo ! where are you going!?' 'Up stairs; it has just struck me that the Fil- grim's Progress will be an excellent addition ttH ty tr 1 1 V.n v' ' "" " r my library . The next day the pedlcr's stock was exhaust ed." " ' .. ggkJ 'Father, will you be so kind as1 to re lieve me of an interesting question called a corT undrum?'" T "'- , "I think so. What is it, my son !" , V'Why is Mr. Jones' drinking saloon like a bad bill?" "Well, I can't tell; sonny." - -r r; "I can, though. It's because you can't pass itV "Go right to bed, you forward youth, or I. shall make a young smasher of you." S?A Block of Mabble fbom tiie Riveh Men. The river men of Pittsburgh propose to tho river men of the entire West and South, to unite in procuring a block' or blocks, with suitable in scriptions thereon together with a united sub scription, to aid in tho construction of the Na tional Monument in Washington. That lovingly caressed her cheek. Had passed from out those starry Tlic Nations Tlie Xllrmege AV'nr. jBirmah, against which England has recently declared war, is a pretty extensive country still, and though in territorial magnitude, political importance, and military resources, far inferior t what it once was, it is nevertheless worth the trfar.' aud expense of conquering and annex ing. -That it is to be conquered, is certain ; that it will be annexed, is probable. John Bull does not generally do such work by halves, and his policy in that respect may not perhaps, conflict with humanity. When as strong a Tower has resolved to seize a country by the strong hand, and to keep it, perhaps it is best to do so at once, making a short and decisive job of it. Birmah contains two hundred thousand square miles, and four or live millions of inhabitants, and will be, therefore, an acquisition of consid erable importance. It is conterminous, too, with China, and may furnish hereafter facilities for approaching the Celestial Empire, should not the Russians come in and spoil the English aggrandizement, vhich is in India precisely thaj of Russia in Eurcpe constant aggression, and constant acquisitbn of territory. There is no tel ling where either will stop ; for it is a fa:t, not fully considered-, perhaps, by the Governments themselves, whose occupations are chiefly war and annexation that one annexation creates a necessity for another, and so on. History is full of this, and yet those who practice it, do not always comprehend the jrimum mobile of their own proceedings. The war with Birmah is imputed by the Eng lish to the wrongs done to English merchants at Rangoon, add to "insults offered to the Honora ble East Jhdia Company," which last is rather a singular sort of inculpation, but so it is set down. i.nd the Honorable Company complains to the Government at home, and the Government at home forthwith lets slip the dogs of war for the purpose of redressing the grevious wrongs done the merchants, and the insults offered to the Company. And they will be effectually re dressed, too. The war will bo a short one, pro bably, foi the Birmese cannot long resist the force thaj will be sert againt them. A London journal says : "It is well nigh im possible to foresee any other conclusion to the war tbat has now commenced, and which has most LidubiousTy been forced upon us by the wretcled folly of the Birmese authorities, than an increase of our territory at the expense of that ot Birmah." This is being tolerably frank. We do not for a moment doubt that the "increase"' will take place, but whether the war has ''most iuduTkusy been forced" on England, may well be question, ed. I'he Birmese side of the story y!11 never be heird, or if it is, will not be headed. The Birmtse are a "semi-savage" pcojTe, the same journil says. They arc not Christians, and for them there is not, of,,course, na matter how just their cause, their commiseration, or sympa thy, cr intervention, or material aid. VIbey wilj be attacked and slaughtered, and subdued and annexed, nnd there is an end of the matter. Not one philanthropist, or one orator will raise his voice in behalf of the oppressed. There will be no Birmese Kossuth to give a world-wide publicity to his country's wrongs. The English journal speaks, too, of "the fa tality of aggrandizement that pursues" England, and illustrates that fatality by referring to Scin de and the Punjaub, which have been annexed within the last three years. This would be cor rect, changing one word thirst into fatality. It says, too : "Having in i possession in India of a rich and immense empire, with which that of Alexander the Great was comparatively worth less, we arc from time to time compelled to ex tend it, under the penalty of losing it." We doubt this, too. The argument is an old one, and is that of the strong. It commenced with the first case of aggression and annexa tion, and has been brought forward by all suc ccedingggrcssors and annexationists that the Bafety of the empire obliged them to conquer and to annex all mankind. This was the doc trine of the Romans, which Augustus showed to be fallacious by pursuing the policy of defen ding what they had, rather than of making new conquests, and his peaceful and glorious, though .despotic reign, proved his to be the true policy. Up0n being abandoned by successors, the Em ' .. . 1 1 a ? pire soon went to decay, and finally to ruin, .- We add, in conclusion, that already, in times gone by, the Honorable East India Company has helped itself very liberally to Burmese territory -not much less than "one-half, probably ; and the signs of the times now indicate that the nihe-r half will coon share' the same fate. At the conclusion of tho war of 1821-25, the "semi savage" nafton was made to pay. very dear for having haof the temerity to venture on-a trial of strength wifii their civilized and Christian neigh bors, the EnglieK who certainly prcaciuiAd pro pagate in the East, most excellent religious doctrine, but who practice some of the dogmas of their faith rather loosely, for they are by no means guiltless of coveting their neighbors' pro property, and when they covet, they appropri ate. Washington Globe. fiQ,A young man, named Abraham Burke lost his richt arm by an accident at the steam saw Mill of Wilt & Co., in Harrisburg, on Monday The lllval Politicians. About the year 1S30, politics ran very high in Arkansas. Col. A. II. Sevier was a candi date for the office of Delegate to Congress, and Ben Desha was his opponent. J udge Andrew Scott was a warm friend of Desha, and bitterly hostile to Sevier. He had a neighbor living about fifteen miles from him, on the "far" side of the Galley creek, named Lo gan, commonly called "stuttering Jim Logan," who was exactly "wice wersey" in his politics, and so frequent had been their encounters, that the two neighbors had come cordially to hate each other. One pleasant morning in the spring, when the sun shone out warmly, and nature was green and fresh after a heavy rain of two or three days' duration, Logan went down from his house, through the little strip of creek bottom, to the bank of the creek, and sat himself down on a "lick log," musing, perhaps, as Col. Jack Mc Carty once said, "oi the tvancthenthe of all thub lunary things." The creek was about twenty yards wide, and the rain had raised it so that it was 6wimming, covered with loam, and running lik a mill race with a full head of water. Where the road crossed, on the edge of which Logan was sitting, was the only opening in the woods, which frin ged the stream on each side. Above and below the trees leaned over, and their branches hung gracefully in tho water, and swung to and fro in the swift current. After Logan had sat there awhile, Judge Scott came riding down the road on the other side, but halted when he reached the water's edge, and looked across without saying anything, but look ed as he thought, "Blame you if it's swimming why don't you say so ?" Logan took out big jack-knife, split a piece from the lick log, and commenced whittling it, looking steadily towards Scott all the while. Logan was a large, stout, heavy-looking man ; Scott small, wiry, passion ate, petulent, and as brave as a bull-dog. After waiting a moment for each hated the other too much to speak Scott tightened the reins and rode into the water. His horse had not taken more than six steps, before Jcerehug he plunged in over head and ears. In a mo ment more Scott was washed from his back the rider went one way, the horse the other, and the saddle-bags a third. The horse turn ed toward the side on which he went in, and got ashore a little way bellow ; Scott managed to reach Logan's side of the creek, and got hold of the swinging limb cf a sycamore which dipped into the water. v "Help, Logan, help !" cried Scott, "I shall be drowned ! Help !" "S-s-say you'll v-v-vote for Sevier V bawled fogan. 1 'Help, Logan! I shall drown ! Help!" "S-s-s-say you'll v-v-vote for Sevier !"' again bawled Logan, not rising from the lick-log.' Just then the sycamore linib snapped, and the same moment Scott sung out, "I'll sec you hung 'first, you infernal old rascal !" and away he swept round tho tree out of sight.' Luckily the current made a sweep TreTowv, ed dying wund in the concavity alhc upper edge of a sand-bar, upon which Scoflc was flung, and scrabbled out. , He walked up the bank toward Logan, sputtering with rage, and streaming with water. He had no weapon but a pistol, and that, of course, was unfit for service ; and Lo gan was too big to be whipped by him in a fist fight. "Blast you," cried Scott, as ho got near hinv "do you stop to ask a man how he's goin to vote before you save him from drowning ?" Logan never stopped whittling, but looking composedly up, slowly said, "Every g-g-gen tlcman has a right to v-r-vcrtAS he likes, and d-d-drown when he likes ; d-d-don't sup pose anybody's bound to dive into the creek to f-f-fish out a vote to k-k-kill his own." A Valuable Brick. A journeyman mason, named isrclond, was employed to repair a chimney in the apartment of a gentleman residing in.the Tleu ues Franco Bourgeois. While about his ,work the mason broke a brick which, he found in tho chimney, and to his surprise discovered that it was hoi low, and contained a brief note for 500f. The workman was all alone, and might readily have appropriated this sum to himself but he prefer red to communicate the fact to his employer, who called to mind that about two months be fore he had" written to his uncle, at Amsterdam, for a supply of money, and had in return recei ved ft carefully ecaled package," which, on being opened, proved to be nothing but tho brick in question, which the imljgnant recipient threw mtc,theclmnney and wrote his uncle an angry letter vh thclubje, to which no answer had been seen. Theceiitleinan was not aware that 'in Holland these Jiollow bricks are made on pur- pot. to .send. small Enms of money, as making a more pescure pacKa-gc man any otner. The ma son Svasrcjlfy Rewarded for his honesty, and a letter of hiVf and apology was despatched to the uncle. " XSt""We know of many a man who would not object to be caught with "a briek in his hat" if he carry the thing to a5 great a degree of profit. EleTttion of lh Xtgro Kate. We have received, says the Philadelphia In quirer, a little volume entitled "The Condition, Elevation, Emigration and Destiny of the Col ored People of the United States." The author is Martin R. Delany. His 6ole object, as Le states in the Preface, has been to place before the public in general, and the colored people of the United States in particular, great truths concerning this class of citizens, which appear to have been heretofore avoided, as well by their friends as their enemies. , lie first glances at the condition of the various classes in Europe, and then proceeds to sketch the comparative condition of the colored people of the United States. He says they are denied an equality, not only of political but of natural rights, and there is no species of degradation to which they are not liable. In certain States, the colored race is in a condition of abject slavery, while those of their descendants who are freemen oven in the non-slave-holding States, occupy the very same position, politically, religiously, civ illy and socially, with but few exceptions, as the bondman occupies in the Slave States. The subject is followed out in much detail, and vari ous suggestions are made as to the best mode of elevating the colored classes. The colonization scheme is denounced, and the American Coloni zation Society is described as an enemy to the colored man, as anti-Christian in its character, and misanthropic in its sympathies. Da reply to the question what is necessary to be done in order to elevate the condition of the colored man. ? the writer urges an acquaintance with the various business enterprises, tradeg, profes sions and sciences of the day. The work con cludes with suggesting an expedition of adven ture to the eastern coast of Africa, to make re searches for a suitable location for the settle ment of colored adventurers from the United States and elsewhere. The writer says : The Eastern Coast of Africa has long been neglected, and never but little known, even to the ancients ; but has ever been our choice part of the Continent. Bounded by the Red Sea, and Indian Ocean, it presents the greatest fa cilities for an immense trade, with China, Ja pan, Siam, Hindoostan, in short, all the East Indies--if any other country in the world. With a.BCttlement of enlightened freemen, who with the iinmence facilities, must soon grow in to a powerful nation. In the Province of Ber bera, south of the Strait of BabelmandcL or the great pass, from the Arabian to the lied Sea, the whole commerce of the East must touch this point. Also, a great railroad couLl be constructed from here, running with the Mountains of the Moon, clearing them entirely, except making one mountain pass, at the western extremity of the Mountain of the Moon, and the south eas tern terminus of the Kong Mountains ; entering the Province of Dahomy,- and terminating on the Atlautic Ocean West ; which would make the great thoroughfare for all the trade with the East Indies-and Eastern Coast of Africa and the Continent of America. All tho world would pass through Africa upon this railroad, which would yield a revenuo infinitely greater thaa any other investment in the word. Eloqcexc e at a Premium. "May it please the court," said a Yankee lawyer before.a Dutch Justice -the other day, "this is a case of the great est importance. WJiile the American Eagle, arhoso sleepless eye watches over the welfare .f this mighty Republic, and whose wings extecd from hc Allleglvcuies to the rocky chain of the weEt, was rejoicing in his pride and place " "3thop dat ! ethop I say, vas has Jdis suit to do rait eagles. Dish has nothing to do mit do wild bird. It is von sheep," exclaimed the Jus tice. "True, your honor, but my client has rights here " "Vat cares I for de law ob de language. I understand de laws ob de State, and dat is e- nough for me. Confine your talk to the case. "Well, then my client, the defendent in this case, is charged with stealing sheep, and " Dat will do ! " Dat will do ! your client is ehargol mit stealing a sheep, shoost niuo shil lings. De gourt will adjourn to Bill Vergu6on to drink." A Fact. Not long since in South Carolina, a clergyman was preaching on the disobedience of Jonah, when commanded to go and preach to the Ninevites. After expatiating for some time on the Divine command, he exclaimed, in a voice of thunder that passed through the con gregation like an electric shock And are their any Jonah's here ?" There was an old negro present, whoee name was Jonah, who, thinking himself called upon, immediately rose, and turning up the whites of his eyes to the preacher, with Ids broadest grin, and best bow, very readily answered "Here bo one, inassa !" X&Ml-st So! There is a yonng lady up town who Bays that if ft cart-wheel has nine fcl lows, it is a pity that a woman like her can't have one. Sensible girl that. fcy"A poet says : 'Oh, 6ho was fair. But sorrow came, and left its traces there," What became of tho balance of the harness, he don't stutc. t