Jl II II II II i "WE GO WHERE DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES POINT THE WAY ; WHEN THEY CEASE TO LEAD, WE CEASE TO FOLLOW " VOLUME nil. him 16. T K It 31 S. ILe "JfOUXTAX SEXTIXEL" is publish j cvry Thursday morning, at Two Dollars per wamu, payable half yearly So subscription will be taken for a shorter norii than six months ; and no paper will be a sjjtit'nued until all arrearages art paid. A rjre to notify a discontinuance at the expira r:ua uf the term subscribed fur, will be consid-c-e.l as a new encasement. 'c3i. ADVERTISEMENTS will be inserted at ti..: following rates: 50 cents per square fwr tie rst insertion; 75 cents for two insertions; SI Lr three insertions ; and 25 cents per square i;r everv subsequent insertion. A liberal reduc tion made to those who advertise by the year. All advertisements handed Ln must have the proper number of insertions marked thereon, or tiiev will be published until forbidden, and tliarjre'l in accordance with the above terms. (,.111 letters and communications to insure etteatloa must be post paid. A. J. JillEY. INAUGURAL ADDRESS OF GOt'ERSOR WILA.IA91 BIGLEK. Fellow-Citizen s: The FroviJence of God Las prospered our great Commonwealth. The Kill of the pecple has called an humble citizen : xs the performance of the duties of her Cuief J Executive office. In accordance with the reqni- j jltlun thus made upon me, and in obedience to ' tae provisions of the Constitution, I appear be- iire you to-day for the purpose of subscribing to ! the oath of oiiice and assuming the duties. I i caibrace this opportunity to express the profound . . . 1 - T.l . 1 . . - 1' I grautuue i leei luwaru ue pei'pie lor mis uiauc giisheJ mark of their confidence. Ia contemplating the high and delicate nature j c-f tLe Juries appertaining to this station their ! craplex and diilicult character, the magnitude J of the iatesests involved iu their faithful per- j fjoance, I am most solemnly impressed with tie responsibility they necessarily impose. The j junior of ail my predecessors in this high station, j I eater upon the discharge of its duties with the j r.nioit distrust of my own qualifications for the task. I have, however, resolved to devote my j test energies, my hopes and prayers to a faithful discharge of the obligation I have just taken, aad look to the people for that generous indul gence which has ever characterized their action urari; public servants who have honestly en deavored to perform their whols doty. The cf-. vrts of man, at best, are but feeble ; all the aid that his wisdom can bring to the accomplishment cf any great purpose must fail, unless accompa nied and controlled by the guardian care of Him who gives direction to all human affairs. Ou His power and good pleasure all results must depend. On Ilim we should rely in a spirit of humility and Christian confidence. Our republican institutions are based upon the axiom, that the people are the only rightful source of power. Under these institutions, thus funded, the will of the people reflected through the ballot-box, gives direction to public affaii-3. Through this medium the humblest citizen, not 1 than the most distinguished, can stamp the impress of his will upon the public policy of the ccuntry. This feature of our Eepublican system is its great distinguishing characteristic, and, gxJed by the general intelligence and patriotism the people, the cause cf our success as a na is. The right of suffrage should, therefore, te Le!J most sacred and inviolate, and its inde- peauent exercise enjoyed by every citizen. To prepare the minds of the people for this high - j-t, by general education, by the inculcation 'moral precepts and religious truth, should be counted the noblest purpose of the Government. that we are, and all that we can Lope to be, -i i nation, is dependent upon this source of V-tr. The right of the citizen over property t-s personal liberty and security the freedom rf speech and liberty of the press the free fc'.eratiou of religious sentiment are alike sub terrient to this great source of human law. important is it then that this great head ould remain pure and independent " When f fountain is pure, the stream emanating -"efrom he also pure." Then, by pro ving the moral and intellectual culture of the people the source and vitality of our govern ment our laws will be made wise, our iustitu ions be preserved pure, and our country remain v'e' Prosperous and happy. The experience of the world seems to demon-j-te that general intelligence and republican 's ust move together. The successful govern-i-n f,tLe peoPle is the government of intellect, by Virtue- A thorough education of far J&Utb of country will, therefore, tend t',emre t0 the "curity of our institutions and otheraUltenaUCe f Ur natio;ial honor than t means besiJe Common 6cbool educatioD) instnT7 attainmcut a knowledge of the n' fences, a comprehension of individual p0. institute the principles of the Christian reli- very bulwark of oar republi- cf,u i 1hescLemesandjnachinations lit th . SSUC wm fiI1 harmless before a pco- li V hrouZhy educated. ecorruD8-0rOU3 tendencics of monopoly, and C-Dftera t8 lnfluCnce of money. are met and fowled! by tLc powcr nnd Tirtue of tLis tent'f6,' Llberid expenditures by our gorern arded ?Urpose of education, may weU be ,lPoDWriSid economy uuJ th Pajments of 4eotion t tLC 8uPPrt of tLi3 cause, as pure k,:af( ! "publicanism. It ehould be the or the parent aad the goverument, and its fruits accounted the richest legacies we can leave to posterity. In the discharge of the various duties of the oCce, I Lave just assumed, it will be my anxious desire to Co equal and exact justice to all men, of whatever persuasion, religious of political," and especially to advance the interest of this great Commonwealth to increase the resources of her treasury husband her means diminish her debt, and elevate the standard of her credit to favor such measures as may be calculated to develope her vast resources, and stimulate alike her agricultural, mining, manufacturing, mechanical and commercial interests, and co operate most cheerfully with the legislative branch of the government in the adoption of such policy as may tend to lessen the present onerous burthens of the people. Our vast debt should be reduced as fast as practicable. Its injurious effects upon the growth of our population, and the migration of capital to the State, is much more potent than the casual observer would suppose. This may not be most readily accomplished by a too parsimo nious use of the means already secured to the treasury. It may be wise to apply a portion of these to complete public improvements now far advanced in construction, but yet unproductive. The abandonment of such improvements would involve the loss of a large amount of capital al ready expended, and sacrifice entirely the chances cf future returns to the treasury from these sources. Indeed the speedy completion of the Iorth Eranch Canal, is, ia my opinion, consistent with the truest p rinciples of economy. Pennsylvania is, perhaps, unrivalled by any of her sister States in natural elements of great ness and wealth. She is no less the garden spot of our common country than she is the "Key stone " cf the Federal Arch. Abounding in in exhaustible and Taried mineral resources, an abundance of well located water power, admira bly adapted to manufacturing and mechanical operations, together with a vast extent of the best agricultural soil, she can doubtless employ, subsist and prosper a greater number of human beings than any other State in the Union. Her mountains, her rugged hills and lovely valleys, are ncn with natural advantages to man. Her people are intelligent, industrious and enter prising, and if not restrained by unwise legisla tion, will soon occupy and improve these advan tages to tbe fullest exlent, ami thereby render our beloved State prosperous and wealthy in an eminent degree. A thorough knowledge of the science of agri culture by our people will have a most beneficial effect, if not quite essential to the prosperity of our State. I am, therefore, much gratified with the effort now being made to accomplish this great end. Our own experience, and the history of other countries, fully demonstrate the impor tance of such scientific education. The study of this science, combined with the practical la bor of tilling the soil, is no less calculated to ele vate dignify the farmer, than to reward him for Lis toil. This great first, most dignified and independent pursuit of man, so peculiarly adapted to our State, and the inclinations of our people, should command the fostering care of govern ment. Pennsylvania is blessed with a rich abundance and variety of minerals, adapted to the practical uses and necessities of man. Her mineral inter ests constitute a great and growing source of wealth, contributing largely to enhance the re ceipts of our treasury. The appreciation thus given to the value of property the population thereby sustained the improvements made for their development and advancement, as well as the direct trade they furnish to the public works belonging to the State, greatly promote this end. The rich and extensive deposits of coal and iron ore within the borders of our State make her particularly blessed. Her anthracite coal beds, furnishing a choice and cheap fuel for do mestic purposes, for generating steam for the stationary and locomotive engine, as well as for the propulsion of our steamships, give to Ler a trade almost exclusively Ler own. For tbe sup ply of this article, she is without any considera ble rival. Although this trade is comparatively in its infancy, it Las already grown to one cf great magnitude. The value of the product of the mine is made up mainly by the healthy, invigorating labor of the hardy minor, whils those engaged itLis trade constitute an industrious and valuable constituency, with wLose interests the prosperity and greatness of our State is identified. It will afford me the utmost pleasure to favor all proper measures calcinated to advance our great agricultural, minerarTuid other interests. Intimately connected with the great interests of the country is the subject of a currency. The proper disposition of this question is not only highly important, but one of the .most difficult and dangerous duties of the government. The errors of our eystem afe xf .the most seductive and dangerous character ; consisting mainly in the creation of too much paper for the amount of specie basis provided for its redemption. The utmost care should be taken to guard against this tendency, and to secure the people in the use of this medium. This security may be measurcably afforded by imposing on the cor porators individual liability to the fullest extent. The injurious effects of an excessive issue of paper money, Lave been so frequently demon strated in this country by sad experience, that it is quite unnessaryto discuss the question on this occasion. The laborer, the farmer, the me chanic, the manufacturer and the merchant, are all deeply interested in having a sound curren cy. No pretext can justify the creation of a su perabundant amount of paper money, and it is with painful alarm that I have witnessed a grow ing disposition over the entire country to increase i the use of this medium, on Knmll cniig i.icio j regardless of the inevitable effect of the large accessions of coin which California is furnishing to this country and to the world. Every peo ple must have a circulating medium, as a mat ter of convenienc. Ours should have whatever amount the transaction of wholesome business affairs may demand ; but unfortunately we are too unwilling to stop at the proper period in the creation of this medium. That as coin becomes abundant it should supplant and render unne cessary the use of paper, is to my mind the plain est teaching of common sense ; such practical effect is demanded by the true interests of the people. A superabundant amount of money of any kind, cannot fail to enhance nominal values ftbnVA ft TlViTr e .i t, , 7 o . 1 1 il i i j - - f oiuiiuaiu, iu a ititreLiy engenuer ; a spirit of dangerous speculation, and in the j end prostrate the great commercial and manu facturing interest of the country. The manu , facturer is more vitally interested in this than j any other question of governmental policy. "With- ouuu-.t miTtiicy, me incidental aid result ing to this great interest from the revenue laws of the general government, can never have force or stability. I would not be understood by any thing I have said, as holding the opinion tbat mere legisla tion, however wise, will give prosperity to a country, while bad legislation may restrain its energies, no matter what the labor, industry, virtue and patriotism of the people may be. Wise legislation can only afford opportunity for the legitimate rewards of naiural resources de veloped by unembarrassed labor. There is, per haps, no more dangerous political heresy t&ugbi in our land, than that the prosperity of the coun try is to be created by its legislation. A just policy can only guard and protect the legiti mate means of production from special privele ges, the devices of the cunning and wicked. The people should rely on their own individual efiorts, rathe? than the mere measures of gov ernment for success. Legislation should give to all citizens an equal opportunity of enjoying the natural advantages which surround themT Corporate power and special priveleges too of ten produce the reverse result, and should there fore only be granted to facilitate the accomplish ment of great public purposes, not within the reach of individual meane. Capit! and labor, co-operating in a proper relative position, have made and will continue to make our country prosperous and happy. The riehts of the L.ttor should never be sacrificed to the interests of the j former. Special legislation too frequently has I this tendency. Capital can always command employment and profit labor, less able to com- ! mand either, sh uld receive the watchful care ! of government. I am most happy, my fellow citizens, to meet you in my present capacity, at a period when our common country is at peace with til the world aad prosperous in an eminent degree. I The dangerous conflict touching the subject of slavery, which for a time seemed to menace the stability of the National Government, has been most fortunately, and I trust, rnn.ntl. justed through the mediun of what arc gencral- V "owuas tn e Compromise Measures. The general acquieseuce of the several States in this adjustment gives assurance of continued peae to the country and permanence to ihe Union permanence to that Union, the formation of which gave our Nation early influence and dig nity of position with the other powers of the earth. Her rights have, consequently, keen res pected by all, and her wishes heard with pro found regard. In war she Las gained a Ligh character for miUtary prowess, and in peaee Se cured .the confidence of all mankind. The jus tice and liberality of Ler institutions has con strained the oppressed of every land to seek an asylum within Ler limits, and enjoy, under the ample folds of her National flag, political and religious freedom. The continuance of these unequalled blessings is dependent entirely upon tbe perpetuity of this great national compact, and this can only be se cured by a faithful observance of the terms of the constitution under which it was formed. TLe former cannot exist witLout tLe latter, and the latter Lad no purpose but to perfect and sus tain tLe former. He, therefore, who is not for the constitution, is against the Union ; and he wLo would strike at either, would commit polit ical sacrilege against the great fabric, sanction ed by Washington and Franklin. The Federal constitution must be maintained and executed in all its parts. It is the paramount law of each state, and it is the imperative duty of their respective governments, to assist in thejust and full administration, of all its provisions. To Congress undoubtedly belongs, in the first in stance, the duty of making provision to carry in to execution the intent of this instrument ; but it is the right and duty of the states, movinsr with in the limits of their reserved rights, to co-op-erats with the general government in this legit imate work. They should certainly never at tempt by means of their legislation, to embar rass the administration of the constitution. Such interference cannot fail to engender Los tile feelings between tLe different sections of the Union, and if persisted in, lead to a separation of te States. So far as legislation of this kind can be found on the statue book of this State, it should be speedily repealed. Of tLis cLaracter I regard the greater portion of the law of 1847. prohibiting the use of our State prisons for the detention of fugitives from labor whilst awaiting trial. In that work I shall most cheerfully par ticipate, as I shall also aid, as far as I may properly do so, to suppress all attempts to res ist the execution of the laws of Congress, wheth er providing for the rendition of fugitives from labor, or for any other constitutional purpose. The necessity for such action is fully demonstra ted by the consequences resulting from such an attempt, recently occurring within our own bor ders. The loyalty of Pennsylvania to the national Union cannot be doubted. She is now as she ever has been, for the constitution and its com promises. She will mantain and execute, in let ter and spirit, the several adjustment measures as passed by the late Congress, on the subject of slavery. She regards these measures as a permanent settlement of this dangerous geo graphical conflict, and will discountenance, to the full extent of her influence, all attempts at future agitation of the questions settled by them. She has planted herself on the constitu tion, and guided by its wise provisions, will seek to do justice to all sections of the country, aud endeavor to strengthen the bonds of the Union, by cherishing relations of amity and fra ternal affection between its members. I need say no more, my fellow-citizens, of the Union. You arc, I am confident, abundantly impressed with its magnitude. AVithout uniou our liberties never could have been aehieved, without It they cannot be maintained. With the dissolution of this national compact would fall the Lopes of the world for republicanism the cause of political and religious liberty the pence and prosperity of our people. To the end, then that its great blessings may be preserved, and its advantages vouchsafed to posterity, it be comes the duty of all to yield a patriotic sub mission to the laws constitutionally adopted, and cherish feelings of affectionate intercourse between the several members of our glorious Union. Admonished so to do by the immortal Washington, ret the injunction be regarded by each and all of us with a Christian fidelity. Let our habits of acting, tLinking and speaking of tie Unionise as though it were ind;ed '"the Palladium of our political safety and prosperity watching for its preservation with jealous anxiety, discountenancing whatever may sug gest even a suspicion that it can in any event be abandoned, and indignantly frowning at the first dawn of any attempt to alienate any por tion of our country from the rest, or to enfeeble the sacred ties which now link together the va rious parts." Then hall we have performed our whole duty duty to ourselves to our sis ter States, and to the cause of republicanism throughout ihe world. Judge Ilucr. The followi ng is an extract from the speech of Judge Ducr, of New York, upon the Hunga rian question, about which so much has been said in the newspapers.: It seems to ie universally admitted that a great movement is now in progress, upon the continent of Europe, and it is reasonable to believe that of this movement, Jvossuth, when Le.sLall return, will be tLe leader and director the animating and the controlling 6pirit. Is it then presumptuous to hope? do not the signs of the time even justify the belief, that, the day, the hour, is at Land, is rapidly approacL ing, when the exile from Hungary, the prisoner in Turkey, the guest of America, shall be pro claimed by rejoicing and grateful millions, the Liberator of Europe ? It is said by the poet who deplored the fall of Poland in verses that can never die verses that fix themselves in the memory, and sink into the hearts of all who read them, " Tha,t friedom shrieked when Ivosciusko fell." But we dare to hope that in Europe, freedom reviving from her long trance and seeming death, will raise her exulting vo.ice, and raise her tri umphant banner, when Kosevth shell return. New Way to Dv The Fond Du Lac Repub lican gives the following hint to its subscribers: Spring is here with her sunny smile? and odo riferous breezes. The thick-ribbed ice is fast disolving away like the phantom forms, which dance on the vision floor in our midnight dreams; and the sleigh-bells merry peals are ag quick for gotten as the cherry cheeked sweetheart of a Cali fornia gold hunter. TLe rosy-fingered goddess will soon scatter Ler flowers around her prairie Lome, and love will frolic on undulating plain and towering bill and some of our delinquent subscribers will be dropping iu to pay us. BTJBIAL OF SIH JO 1121 ilOOEE. No a drum was heard, not a funeral note, As his corse to the rampart we hurried; Not a soldier discharged Lis farewell shot O er the grave where our hero was buried. We buried him darkly, at dead of night, The sods with our bayonets turning; By the struggling moonbeam's misty Tight, And the lantern dimly burning. No useless coflhi enclosed Lis breast, Not in sheet nor in shroud we wound him; But he lay like a warrior taking bis rest, With his martial cloak around him. Few and short weie the prayers we said. And we spoke not a word of sorrow; ' But we steadfastly gazed on the face of the dead, And we bitterly thought of the morrow. We thought, as we hollowed his narrow bed, And smoothed down his lonely pillow, That the foe and the stranger would tread o'er Li3 Lead, And we far away on the billow. Lightly they'll talk of the spirit that's gone, And o'er Lis cold ashes upbraid him, But little he '11 reck, if they 'II let Lim sleep on In tLe grave where a Briton has laid Lim. But Lalf of our Lcavy task was done, When the clock struck the hour for retiring - And we heard the distant random gun That the foe was sullenly firing. Slowly and sadly we laid him down, From the field of his fame fresh and gory ; We carved not a line, and we raised not a stone; But left Lim alone with Lis glory. THE WAY SIIC TL'RA'ED HIM. A writer in the St. Louis Spirit of the West, tells a good story about a Western politician, which is as follows: The most bigoted and unreasonable party man I ever met with, was Jack D., now a pros perous and influential Attorney, in S County, in this State. At the hour of which I am writing, he was a red hot Democrat, and Lis chief pleasure seemed to consist in making the fact as notorious as possible to the world. His friends and acquain tances, who knew Lim well, and whom he had repeatedly "victimized," with one consent pro nounced J ack a bore, and Lis politics a nuisance ; but with a 6tranger the thing was essentially different. Seized by the button, at the moment of introduction, Jack would astonish Lim by a rapid rehearsal of the articles of his political creed branch out into an interminable rhap sedy on the manifest destiny of the great pro gressive party, and if the victim was unusually passive, wind up with an eloquent eulogy on the great "I did," as the living embodiment of Lis peculiar opinions, and, in consequence, the greatest man of the age. Soon was Jack D., at the time of our story, acknowledged, on every side, as a firm and incorruptible Democrat. But, alas! let us, however, not anticipate but to our story. One unlucky day, Jack met, at the house of a friend, a young lady of great personal beauty and accomplishments ; attracted by her loveli ness, and captivated by her intelligence, he be came assiduous in his attentions, forgot for a while Lis "principles," and without inquiring what might be the political preferences of Lis "lady love," imprudently proposed, was ac cepted, and tLey were married. i The wedding was over, the guests Lad depar ted, and the happy pair had retired to their chamber, and were snugly ensconced in bed, i when Jack, in the course of a quiet conversa tion with his wife, unwittingly alluded to Lis favorite subject, by casually speaking of Lim- self as being a Democrat. "WbatI" exclaimed she, turning sharply and suddenly towards Lim, " at e you a Democrat ?" "Yes, jnacUni," replied Jack, delighted with the idea of Laving a patient listener to Lis long restrained oratory. "Yes, madam, I am a Democrat a real Jeffersonian Democrat, at tacLcd to tLe principles of tLe great progressive party; a regular out and outer, double-dyed and twisted in the wool." "Just double and twist yourself out of this bed, then," interrupted Lis wife. " I am a WLig. I am, and I will coyer sleep with any man professing the abominable doctrines you do." Jack was speechless from absolute amazement. That the very wife of his bosom should prove a traitor, was horrible she must be jesting. He remonstrated in vain tried persuasion 'twas useless entreaty 'twas no go. She was in sober earnest, and the only alternative left him was a prompt renunciation of his Lerc6y, or a seperate bed in another room. Jack did not hesitate. To adjure the great and established doctrines of his party to renounce Lis alle giance to tLat faith tLat Lad become identified with his very being to surrender these glorious principles which had grown with Lis growth and strengthened with his strength, to the mere whim aud caprice of a wouiau, was utterly ridiculous and absurd, and he threw himself from the bed, and prepared to quit the room. As he was leaving tLe door, his wife screamed out to Lim, " I say, my dear, wLeu you recant your heresy, aud repent your past errors, just knock at my door, aud perhaps I will let you in. The door wus evidently slammed, and Jack proceeded wrathfully in quest of another apart ment. A sense of insulted dignity, and the firm conviction that he was a martyr in the -ri-ht cause," strengthened his pride, and he resolved to hold out until Le forced Lis wife into a capitulation. In the morning she met him as if nothing Lad happened, but whenever Jack ventured to alludtt to the rupture of the night previous, there wa. a "laughing devil" in Ler eye, wLich bespoke Ler power, and extinguished hope. A second time Le repaired to Lis lonely ouch, and a sec ond time he called upon Lis pride to support Lim in tLe struggle which Le now found was getting desperate. He vented curses, "not loud and deep," on the waywardness and caprice of the sex in general, and of Lis own wife in par ticularwondered Low much longer she would hold out whether she suffered as acutely as La did, and tried hard to delude himself into tho belief that she loved him too much to prolong the estrangement, and would come to Lim with morning perhaps that very night and sue for reconciliation. But then came the recollection of that inflexible countenance, of that unbend ing will, and of that laughing and nnpitying eye and he felt convinced that he was hoping against Lope, and despairingly Le turned to tho wall for oblivion from the wretchedness of his own thoughts. The second day was a repetition of the first no allusion was made to the forbidden sub ject, on either side. There was a look of quiet happiness and cheerfulness about his wife, that puzzled Jack sorely, and Le felt tLat all idea of forcing her into a surrender, must be aban doned. A third night he was alone with his thoughts. ills reflections were more serious and composed man on tne nigbt previous. What they wer of, of course were known only to himself, but they seemed to result in something decided, for about midnight, three distinct taps were mado at Lis wife's door. No answer and the signal was repeated in a louder tone; still all was silent, and a third time the door shook with violent attacks from the outside. 'Who's there!" cried the voice of Lis wifa, as if just aroused from deep sleep. "It's me, my dear, and perhaps a little th best Whig you ever did see." The revolution in such opinions was radical and permanent. He removed to another County, became popular, offered himself as a candidate on the WLig ticket for the Legislature, and was elected, and for several sessions represented Lis adopted County, as a firm and decided WLig. Love and Liking. That women were "born to love" is cs cer tain as that General Jackson was "born to com mand," or that everybody was "torn to die". Their very dialect shows the strength cf tLis proclivity. They use the word to indicate any sort of affection, passion, penchant, appetite, or "fancy." They "lore" their lovers, and their husbands, fine dresses, ani fine dinneis, sweet meats, and "sweet ribbons," with apparently the same sort and the same measure of afLclion. To "like" is too tame an expression fcr a lady's choice. She "loves'' everything ( that she docs not happen to hate, ) and can find no other word in the dictionary that is equel to her need. That this everlasting and indiscriminate use of the highest and holiest word in the laniruacc is im proper and even indecent, there can be no ground for debate. "O, I dearly love turnips !' ex claimed a lady the other day at the table a la dy who merely meant to say that she liked tho vegetable in question. "The h-11 you do !" sail an acostic old bachelor of her acquaintance who sat opposite. "What more could you say of your husband, or that beautiful child of yours, or even of your Redeemer, madam ? love Tur nips t I hope you may yet find something more worthy of your affections I Boston rost. Clerical XI It. Watty Morrison, a Scotch clergyman, was a man of great wit and Lumor. On one occasion he entreated an officer at Fort George to pardon a poor fellow who was sent to the Lalberds. The officer offered to grant Lis request if he would, in return, grant Lim tLe first favor Le would ask. Mr. Morrison agreed to this and the officer im mediately demanded that the ceremony of bap tism should be performed on a puppy. Tho clergyman agreed to it, and a party of many gentlemen assembled to witness the novel bap tism. Mr. Morrison desired the officer to hold up tho dog, as was customary in the baptism, and said: As I am a minister of the Church of Scotland, I mut proceed according to the ceremonies of the Church." Certainly,' said the Major, 'I expect all tho ceremony.-' Well, then, I begin with the usual question : You acknowledge yourself the father of this pup py : A roar of laughter burst from the crowd, and the oSccr threw the candidate for baptism away. M-vjiuxony. Hot buckwheat cakes warm beds cemfotatable slippers smoking coffee round anus red lips Ahem !J etc. etc., shirts exulting in buttons redeemed tocking boot jacks happiness, &c.