JJ lWE CO WHERE DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES POINT THE WAY J WHEN THEY CEASE TO LEAD, WE CEASE TO FOLLOW " J I. BUY. I1HM, AUGUST 21, 1851. From the Boston Journal. Death of tlie Sailor Boy. BY W. F. MERRICK. The following lines were suggested by the death, off Cape Horn, of a fair young boy, who W8b passionately fond of the sea, and visaed to be buried there. He died on deck in our arms, looking with fund and coger gaze on Lis beloved eca. Poor Charley I oh' bury mc not on the cold dreary shore, Where the thoughtless and idle are dreaming; Vliose grovelling thoughts ne'er attempted to soar To the light which above them is gleaming. My spirit, which now 'mid the storm and the gloom Is poised on the confines of Time, Would ne'er brook the thraldom of earth and the tomb To confine this free spirit of mine. These! the wild sea! hear its seething and roar, As the mountainous waves wash our prow, It sends back the blood to my heart as before, To hear its loud bellowing now. Oh! carry me up! let mc look once again Od the ocean when lashed into foam, Let me feel the rude winds, as they 6wecp o'er the main, Ere 1 'mbark for my heavenly home. Oh, jes! this is joy! let the wind have its play, . TaI it InaK 4tiA I CTirov in mir 4iii. I It revives the faint spirit that's winging its way To the haven of heavenly peace. Look! the huge billows, all crested with foam, O'er which the wild albatross skim, Strive w ith impious might to submerge the dark clouds, Dut arc held in obedience by Him. Eut they arc fading away, the billows dissolve, The sea-bird has gone to its nest, Your faces grow dim and the heavens revolve, I am nearer the haven of rest. I sec the bright faces of angels around, Dimly seen through the mists of the sea, One beautiful seraph holds forth a bright down, And lovingly beckons for mc. Ye s yes I am com but the spirit hath fled ; Winged its way to the land of the blest; Where the heavenly hosts a bright radiance shed, 'Mid the purest, the brightest and best. from the iio.mk JOURNAL. J SERVICE W AXDERIXGS. BY AN OFFICER OF ARTILLERY. A Front View or Churubusco. The victory sudden, unique, complete had exhilarated us like champagne ; the morning sun, as he ascended to his meridian throne, warmed and dried us; the little shops which we found upon the high road, furnished bread and drink; and the i'arthian-like shots from tie rear-guard of the retreating army, seemed but an impromptu feu-de-joie in honour of our wiceess. An occasional halt, to rest, as Mexican ppeed, winged by fear, increased the distance between us, gave us opportunity to speculate upon what was in our front, ' I wonder," says one, ".what we are going to do now ?" Did any one ever learn anything by wonder ing? "Oh," said I, very wisely, "we shall sleep in Mexico to-morrow night." All young 6ollers are oracular. "I would to God," said my Captain, "that It were over!" The presentiment teas vpon him and in two hours, the event which had cast its shadow upon his spirit had transpired : he was a rigid corpse. "Why, 13 ," I exclaimed; "why do you wish it were over, so dolefully? it is over: they are scared to death, and are on such a trot-out now, that they will run through Mex ico without stopping to look behind." "Heigh-ho!" and he beared a deep sigh; it was a lament for his own impending fate. One word about presentiments. I have tried not to believe in them; I have seen them fal sified time and again; I have joined others in laughing them to Bcorn; I have known those who, like the celebrated Martin Scott, declared the ballet was not moulded that could kill them; I have seen, I .say, such men shot, bayoneted, torn to pieces and yet a few Marked incidents work" upon that superstition which lies deep-seated in some unfathomcd compartment of the human soul and I believe, m spite of reason, knowledge, education and desire; and I thank God that I never had a presentiment. In sickness and peril in passive endurance and exciting turmoil amid the trowd,or in solitary meditation I have always ieit sure that I should escape. Depression the i vS,T?y onc has DQt if I tad ever despaired, l should have needed no bullet to kill mc I believe I should have died a natural death. or was this sentiment incompatible with a enae or imminent danger. In the heat of actiony among whizting balls, I frequently ex-'Etn-V 6-t' anJ 1 Pooled myself to care as W- . as Pssiwe. Ah! there was one hhv rmi 1 was Biucamish about being t- ' "'aysr carried my large tin canteen in nT8 my . Arms, Lead, lungs, V U. legitimate and honourable, as onc might thinV Profe6Sonal but the stomach ! just der' ' u-11' reader5 doesn't it make one shud .. " ;ith' this Quixotic stomach-piece, then, . -itti BiTuniv. i niirat'n rrvorit i in inv Cflll'lt nwnl a T a i 1 a amn n 4 lt Dcvcr fiiilcd ' il shone like a star a M pcrile, with ver-increasiD lustre. "Put your trust in heaven, and keep your powder dry." Excellent ' advice; but let me add another item Curb your fancy: if it'must flow, turu it into the channel of cheerfulness, or you will be depressed into presentiment and then, heaven help you ! Through San Angel, the pursuit poured, be ing arrested in its course only to recruit our troops, or to exchange shots with the runa ways. This little town is a summer retreat for the rich Mexicans; and as we passed through, we caught glimpses of bright eyes through latticed windows, and tonsured monks from the gothic apertures of its convent. Through Coyoacan, from the steeple of which the engi neers were rccouuoitering, we passed rapidly onward, to encounter men and scenes totally unknown. "Halt!" Hark a quick and increasing fire in front of our direction of march, was a new signal of action. Our brigade was in advance of the column. The Rifles, as light infantry, had scattered themselves forward as skirmish ers over the fields flanking our march, and my regiment was the first heavy infantry of the vanguard. As soon as the firing was heard in our ranks, more than one voice shouted "The Rifles arc engaged, and will be cut to pieces!" and soon a stall" officer, without draw ing bridle, sung out his orders at the gallop "Forward, the first artillery!" und, at a double quick, the men trailing arms, the First went forward to mingle in the fray. And here let mc interweave a word of ex planation and criticism. This was a grievous error, and was most fatally atoned. Less than a mile before us, and five hundred yards apart, lay the convent and tetc-de-pont of Churubusco so named from the little river flowing in their rear, of which the latter is the guard. Now, Worth, after taking San Antjnio, had proceeded by the direct road to the bridge head, and it was his firing that we heard. The Rifles were not engaged; the First was vpon desperate service, as we shall sec. We were rapidly lessening the intervening space which separated us from the convent, when once more a loud cry arose " Make way for the battery!" and the rumbling of wheels and the clatter of hoofs told that the "light bobs" were coming. Wc cleared the road, and scattering the clayey mud far and wide, Taylor came down at the lull jump.' A battery of light artillery coming into ac tion is a splendid sight; it makes the blood tingle' in the cheeks, and the eye kindle with enthusiasm. Then the drill is tested; then your "left abouts" and "countermarches," "wheels" and "reverses," come into play "under credit able circumstances;" then your horses are lions on the spring, and your men tigers at the guns; then your smooth and bright little "sixes" bel low, and quiver, and recoil, and deal death with a venom and a celerity in special contrast to their mechanical repose upon the trim terre plcin of some peaceful holiday fort. Such were the thoughts suggested, lightning like, by Taylor's compact, swift and graceful movements " into battery." lie did not come off so well, however: "two officers and twenty men wounded, and fifteen horses crippled," left the guns short-handed, and the mud of the field in which they were, at each recoil closed around the wheels with such tenacity, that it was with wonderful exertion the pieces were removed. Mais, rtvenons. Vie set forward again at the run, as soon as Taylor had passed, and in ten minutes we were being handsomely peppered. Through a corn-field of dense and luxurious growth (ten feet or more in heighth, and twice as thick as we plant it) lay the course pointed out by an engineer, to what was considered a "one gun batten .'" We marched, or rather ran, in fronting the storm of balls, "by company into line:" you could not see three feet on any side, and the stalks were clipped and torn all around by a scythe of balls. One look I cast at my captain when he sprang into the corn, and when I saw him again, the dcath-rattlo was in his throat. Onward" spurred ainiost to madness by the fire, the thick growth, and the uncertainty unconscious of his fate, on 1 rushed, with a few men; and after falling headlong into a drain, from which I was jerked by the first sergeant, we at length cleared the corn! Merciful heaven! we were fifty yards in front of a regular JielJ-ivork two salients and a curtain containing at least three thousand infantry with the whole army in reserve, and seven guns in embrasure and barBcttc, keeping time to the continued roar of musketry. The rain of the night before Lad given it a slimy parapet and a wet ditch; and as soon as we showed ourselves, wc were a mark for a thou sand muskets. "Onc gun battery," indeed! my heart jumped into my throat. My company had evidently entered through the densest growth, and were in advance of tho rest of the regiment, which had been organized by its able commander, in readiness to take advantage of a closer and more reasonable rcconnoissancc. This I learned afterwards. "What shall wc do, Licutcn'ant?" screamed the sergeant. 'Blaze away!" said I; temporizing in this answer ; for I plainly saw that something else must be done. He levelled his piece with deliberate aim, and discharged it into the blazing orest of the work, and was " ramming cartridge" for a sec ond shot, when a convulsive leap, the blood pouring from his breast, and his gun rattling to the earth, told mo he was shot through the heart! I caught him to support his fall, and while "laying him out," a second shot pene trated his brain. Ah! he was a doomed man: when he was buried, he had five wounds, and four were in vital parts! "O-o-o-h! Gracious Uod! Help! I looked around mc in the direction of these doleful cries; to the right, to the left, behind, like au tumn leaves in a gust, were falling the men who had 44 broken cover" with me. Dragging two of the wounded, wc gained the shelter of an adobie wall a few yards to the left, which intercepted small shot, but which was riddled by cannon. 44 Victimized this time!" thought I; but my hope did not fail: and there, in momentary chance of being torn to pieces, as the round shot ploughed through, wc were The artillery regiments, with exceptional details for the service of cannon, were organized throughout the war as infantry, and served thus in all the battles. joined by little Hoffman. He was' a gallant little soldier, a soldier of birth and breeding, who Lad received an appointment to the regi ment but a few months before. 44 Hot work, isn't it?" said he. "Kather." 44 1 wish the members of Congress were here for about ten minutes, to deliberate on army pa- they'd give us fifteen dollars a day and found, don't you think so?" 44 Any price to run for it,'-' said I, 44 I'll be bound." Poor little fellow! with the humorous smile upon Lis face, and the words scarcely through his parted lips, Lis tLroat and collar-bone were lorn out by cannon-ball, which came through the adobie, and like lightning he went to the earth. I looked at the scathed and ruined frame; I turned him over and over, and see ing that life was extinct, I said to my only remaining man "Perkins, you sec that stone Louse?" 44 Yes, sir." And away we went, a little to the left and rear, between the balls, as the old woman escaped the rain. It was marvellously like a retreat! There, to my great joy, I found a large por tion of my regiment and old Strange, my ser vant, yelled out, with Lis hands clasped very theatrically 4 4 Thank God! there's my officer. Oh! I thought you was kilt!" Wax melts no more easily in the fire, than did men at Churubusco! At length an entrance to the work, where the fire was slacker, was found and forced by the third infantry and first artillery, and the 44 Convent of Churubusco" had fallen: it be longed that day to the church militant but not triumphant. Meanwhile, as all the world knows, Worth had carried the bridge-head, and the causeway to Mexico was swarming with the panic-stricken fugitives. The yard of the convent, when we Lad time to contemplate it, presented one of those battle scenes to which description is entirely inad equate. In one of the bastions an amunitiou box had blown up, and scattered the human frame anatomically around; mules were lying with their entrails streaming out of large shot holes; artillery horses, dressed with scarlet trimmings, were flying loose Lither and thither, with streaming manes and distended nostrils, snorting at the smoke and the noise ; and the dead and dying were in every possible posture of agony. I gazed for a few moments, and my heart sank as I thought upon the misery caused by that battle : through the electric chain of ten thousand relationships, far and near, native and foreign, a shock of grief was passing its effects no human heart can conceive. Not long after I entered the yard, a scene occurred of singular interest. 44 Is that you, Tom?" cried onc of our men to a Mexican, with a leer like that of the Artful Dodger when they caught Oliver. 44 Is that you, ye ?" 44 What in the world is he talking English to a Greaser for?" thought I. What was my astonishment, when the per son thus interrogated, hanging down his head, said in a low tone, 44 Yes" and then baring his breast, he added, 44 Kill me, I want to die.". He was a deserter from our regiment, and one of the celebrated San Patricias, who had done us more damage than all the rest of the Mex icans put together. "Xo!" shouted an officer, in a voice of thunder; 44 don't you touch him: let hiin alone we'll save him for something better." 44 We'll hang you, you infernal dog," chimed in another. 44 Tie him up to that tree" and in a few moments, Tom was bound fast with his back to the tree, saved from the death of battle for a darker fate. Ten days after, the army had the satisfaction of seeing him, among others, white-capped and dangling at San-Angel, expiating an inexpiable crime. Life is no re compense for the mortal Bin of desertion; a foul and pestilent memory, even, cannot clear the score. Oucc more the field was still. The echoes, tired of doing 44 double duty" that day, had gone to sleep perhaps io have nightmare! and wc were aweary and sad. The past! a soldier's past! to what shall I liken it? To some vast and dimly-lit cathe dral of the olden time, echoing through nave and transept, and from floor to groin, strange, scarce-remembered melodies, or now, discord ant notes. Through the tall Gothic windows of richly-coloured glass, comes streaming in, a modulated, checkered light: the pleasant yel loio and orange of early joy of her I looked upon in childhood's love, and thought the earth was brighter for her presence, and hallowed by her step of him, the playmate brother, and the hand-clasped friend; then, mingling in splendour, come the blue and purple of grander reminiscences, telling of awe and majesty the priest in holy church the judge the soldier in his gala dress and nodding plumes earth's ermine and lawn and blue; the streaming green of early hope, ambition, honour, love all but content. Eut stay! upon the chancel, flooding altar and cross, in ruddy reflection from column and cornice, pours in a deep-red ray crimson, blood-colour: alas! it has its memories too. vivid and clear, and grievous to be borne; and as I gaze upon its chancini touches, the nlain- tive, searching tones of the "Kyric lulcison, Christe Eleison!"1 Oh Lord, Oh Christ, have mercy! come pealing in from the phantom gallery of that old cathedral of the heart ! In that ray, upon that air, I seem to see and Lear ye once again ye wlio bore your soldiers' bcarts so nobly forward upon the maddest wave of battle, and laid them down, in wreck and night, for your country's honour! Ay dc mi! lying upon unplancd boards, stark and grim, that weary night, were Hurke, and Capron, and Hoffman; not far off was the body of Johnstone, and the handsome and gallant Irons was grappling with a mortal wound: five, in twenty-four hours, from our little regimental circle. They were gone! young and lusty, proud and hoping, clever and boon they were gone ! What was the field what its glory and its laurels what was Mexico, tho city, the territory, the whole peninsula what were they all worth, when weighed against those gallant hearts? I threw my arms around tho neck of a class mate, and shed bitter, because unavailing tears. Eut the fountaiu was soon dried; pride and viauvaise hontc came to my relief, and I sat moedily gazing upon our dead, and 44 bitterly thought of the morrow" that, was to consign them to their warriors' rest. We cut a lock from each head, emptied the pockets and re moved the rings and watches, and left them un der a guard of honour until the morning. And then, for the first time, I thought of myself. From the moraing of the 18th to the night of the 20th, I Lad been almost without rest! my feet were cut and bruised by the rocks of th( pcdregal; I had been twice wet through, and,; tv that the excitement was over, I could seirirey sieve -- . , - . - While in this state of depression, mental and physical, disinclined to speak or net, a pert lit tle moustachio-twisted Mexican officer ap proached our party, and waving Lis Land with an air of great importance, accosted us by in troducing himself 44 Capilan , serridor de vu" 44 Captain So-and-so, your servant" of which no one of us deigucd to take the slightest notice. 44 Quisiera saber," he continued, raising his voice, 44 lo que se ha dispueslo tocante al abastcci- tiknlo de los prisioneros. Iiien se sale que no lo pmlemos pasar sin beber y comer.'" 44 What docs he sa-, Caspar?" 44 He says," I answered, 44 that he wants to know what wc arc going to do about the pris oners' rations; and he adds," said I, "most impertinently, as I think, that it is an axiom, that lien must cat and drink." 44 The d 1 he does !" said another. We had no rations ourselves; we were in the very sackcloth and ashes of our grief, and his errand and his manners were ill-timed to a' de gree. His flippancy and contempt would have amused us at any other time, as ebullitions of splcca and mortification at being a prisoner; but thinking upon our desolation, and feeling something of the hatred of Cain for the whole race, our first speaker rose, and taking out a pistol, said in a hissing tone, as Le cocked it, 44 Look you, amigo, you cowardly young puppy, if you favour this party with any further obser vations on any subject whatsoever, 111 blow your trains out !" He understood that English, if he never did any other : for he bowed himself precipitately into the back-ground, and whether he starved that tight or not, I never heard. It is to be hoped he did. I slept soundly in the convent-yard that night, and found out in the morning that it had rained ill LOiieiiLS, l ivit il einxi iiuuyttu in iiiu muu, and felt decidedly relievo when I got to the smokj side of a blazing fire where Gen. Twigg3 was drying himself. Solciers arc great sinners, everybody says; but t!iey do terrible penance, sometimes. Ye who have neither the temptation nor the hard ship, drop a veil upon their faults and a tear upon their sufferings. II. C. Toombs Against Joluiston. R. II. Toombs, a leading Georgia Whig, and one of the Union organization in that State, in a recent letter uses this language: Though utterly defeated in this great conflict, tho anti-slavery sentiment is yet a dangerous and formidable clement in American politics. (Its acknowledged exponent is the Free Soil par ty, but it is also virulent and dangerous both in theYhig and Democratic parties at the North. The Whig party has succombed to it, and it controls the organization of that party in every non-slaveholding State in the Union. It is thoroughly denationalized and sectionalizcd by it, and will never make another National con test The Whig party of the South will never meet the Seicards and Winthrops and Unions and Joluistons and Baldwins of the Xorth, in another Xational Convention. We are indebted to the de feat of the policy of these men for the existence of the government this day. We shall trust them no k more. . The Democratic party, of the North, though prostrated, is not yet utterly destroyed by this same cause. The free soil clement sways the party triumphantly in Massachusetts, and to a very great extent throughout New England. It has annihilated it in New York, and controls it in Ohio. Hut the majority of that party in Xew Jcrseu, Pennsylvania, Indiana, Illinois and Ohio are as yet unsubdued, and are still capable of a mighty effort for the Constitution and the Union. m m m m IVIiIj? Harmony. The Savannah (Georgia) Republican, the lead ing Whig organ of that State, thus discourses in relation to the nominations made by the late Whig convention in this State. The editor fully comprehends" the position of the two distinguish ed candidates : 44 Candor requires us to say to our northern brethren once for all, that Ihey may nominate Gen. Scott, (and possibly elect him, though wc doubt it,) but that no party at the south can take any part either in his nomination or elec tion. Not one Southern State would cast'its vote for him, except, perhaps Kentucky, and wc hope she would not. Either Mr. Fillmore, Gen. Cass, Mr. Webster, Mr. Buchanan, Mr. Douglas or Mr. Butler, would carry every other State against him. We need not say, Whigs as we have been and Constitution Union men as wc now are, that we should rejoice nt it. It may be replied, we know, that General Scott wil1 abide by and enforce the compromise measures. But the fact that he comes forward under the auspices of Mr. Seward, of New York, and Gov. Johnston, of Pennsylvania in neither of whom the south has one particle of confidence is enough to damn him to utter defeat in this sec tion of tho confederacy. The south ean never co-operate with a party in which such dema gogues and malcontents arc officiating priests. They both claim to be Union men, just as their co-laborcr3 in this latitude do ; and yet they -.-i ..i! tr.; ;niint.n tn ih Ktirrinir up of strife and revolution." XIic Irogrcss or the Cuban Revo lution. The accounts from Cuba are so confused and contradictory in reference to the late revolution, said to Lave commenced on the Island on the 4 th of July last, that it is almost impossible to form any correct idea of its extent. The Cuban Government is endeavoring to make it appear that the outbreak is quite insignificant that the Governor Generd Las the men and -means at his command to suppress it that many of the prime movers have been taken and that any expedition from the United States to assist the Revolutionists will meet with defeat. The Pa triots or Liberators state that the revolution is almost general throughout the Island that they have defeated the government troops on several occasions that the revolutionists are daily receiving accession to their numbers, and that sympathy and assistance from the United States are only necessary to render Cuba Free. The authorities state that most of the accounts published in the United States are sheer fabri cations. The Patriots state them to be entirely correct. That there has been a demonstration there can be no doubt, but whether it is likely to assume so serious an aspect as to render the Island of Cuba free and independent of the government of Spain it will take some weeks, perhaps months yet, to determine. It is re ported that Gen. Lopez has sailed from New Orleans to the relief or assistance of the Patriots, the news of which has been telegraphed to the Savannah News, as follows : New Orleans, Aug. 4, P. M. Gen. Lopez sailed yesterday morning, at 5 o'clock, for Cuba, with two steamers and eight hundred men, well armed and equipped. The steamers are the Pampero and the Chicchorrora. They were cleared regularly at the Custom House for the Island of Cuba. The Spanish Consul immediately despatched a steamer to Havana to inform the Spanish Government of the departure of the 6teamers with Gen. Lopez. Gen. Lopez is on board the Pampero. Thou sands of citizens were on the wharf to witness liis departure, who made the air resound with loud huzzas for Lopez and Cuban liberty. There is great excitement in the city, and hundreds are arriving from the interior to join the patriots. It is also stated that a party of three hundred and fifty men have left Mobile for Cuba. These reports are by some papers considered doubtful. If such statements be true the liberation of Cuba may not be far distant. The New Orleans Ticayune, of Aug. IS, has the following and states it may be relied on : 44 The intelligence from Cuba grows better and better. There is no longer question of a wide and apparently concerted rising of the peo ple of the Island against the Government. Not only arc they gathering in arma at various and different points, but they meet the Royal troops, and have gained decided advantage in. several encounters. And what is better still, there is good ground to believe that the soldiers sent against them are unwilling servitors in the cause. of despotism, fight reluctantly, and in 'numerous instaaces have deserted to the popular The NewOrlcans Delta says : "The Cubans have struck the blow. They have risen in numbers sufficient to give their movement the dignity of a Revolution. They have not triumphed. We claim not the victory yet. Dut if they fail, their downfall will be our shame. The American people have scornfully called on them to commence the struggle, promising them succor and aid. They have entered upon the contest under such induce ment, and our people must be impotent or faith less if they do not aid them to a glorious con summation. Under such circumstances we have no doubt of the issue. It is a mere question of time. Cuba must and trill be free! Those who contribute to that great object will achieve names and immortality. Let our citizens, then, come forward with their purses, with their con tributions of means, arms and munitions, and with stror.g arms and brave hearts, to help on the cause of Cuban Independence. If the revolution is successful in the rest of the Island, it i3 believed that, with so strong a detachment of the troops in Havana in their fa vor, there will be no difficulty in effecting the capitulation of that city. The force of troops in Havana does not reach 5000, as the regiments arc not all full, and 650 are reported on the sick list. The patriots have thcreforo deter mined to raise the country around, in which they will be aided by two squadrons of Rural Guards, and when their force is sufficiently strong and consolidated, they will march upon Havana. Eight hundred Creoles in that city have organized to go into the Vuelta Abajo to assist the movement there. Gen. Lopes has certain information of the dis affectibh of the St. Leon regiment, stationed at Matanzas. This is tho regiment which it was found impossible to get to march on Cardenas, when" the expedition landed at that place last year. Puerto Trincipe, where the first declara tion was made, had been deserted by all but women and children. Troops had been sent there, but they found no enemies to attack. The patriots had all gone inte the mountains The old Spaniards, throughout the Island, in cluding the Government officials, were very downcast." The following late intelligence may also be considered as entitled to much weight r ' HicnLr Important from Ccba. Xtw Or leans, Aug. 5. An extra Ticayunc, issued to day, published a letter from Havana, statins that the revolution Lad not been put down, and tLat the Patriots hold their own. Trinidad. Cienfucgos and Villa Clara have sent out their bands, and banners were raised at Guinia Miran da on the 2Cfh of July. Women arid Danclngv The following humorous yarn' wa3 spun by Lever, the facetious author of Charles O'Mal ley. The Bloomers may take a hint from it, and partly on their account we give the extract a place: " I believe a wcraan would do a great deal for a dance," said Dr. Growling; "they are im mensely fond of salutary motion. I remember once in my life I used to flirt with one who was a great favorite in a provincial town where I lived, and confided to mc she had no stockings' to appear in, and without them her presence at the ball was out of the question." 44 That tras a hint for you to buy the stock ings," said Dick. 44 No; you're out," said Growling. 44 She knew that I was as poor as herself y but though she could not rely on my purse, she had every confidence in my taste and judgment, and con sulted me on a plan she formed for going to the ball in proper twig. Now what do you think it was ?" 44 To go in cotton, I suppose," returned Dick. " Out again, sir you'd never guess it, and only a woman could have hit upon the expedient. It was the fashion in those days for ladies in full dress to wear pink stockings, and she pro posed painting her legs!" 44 Painting her legs !" they all exclaimed. "Fact, sir," said the Doctor, "and she relied upon me for telling her if the cheat was suc cessful." "And was it?" asked Durfy. " Don't be in a hurry, Tom. I complied oa one condition, namely that I should be the painter." . ... 'Oh, you old rascal!" said Dick. 44 A capital bargain,-" said Durfy. 44 But not a safe covenant," added the attor ney. 44 Don't interrupt me gentlemen," said the doctor. " I got some rose pink, accordingly, and I defy all the hosiors in Nottingham to make a tighter fit than I did on little Jenny ; and a prettier pair of stockiigs I never saw." 44 And she went to the ball?" said Dick. "She did." 44 And the trick succeeded ?" inquired Durfy. "So completely," said the doctor, 44 that sev eral ladies asked her to recommend her dyer to them. So, you see what a woman will do to go a dance. Toor little Jenny ! she is a merry minx by the by, she boxed my ears that night for a joke, I made about the stockings. 'Jen ny,' said I, 4 for fear your stockings should fall down when you arc dancing, haaVnt you letter let me paint you a pair of garters on them?" 2?" As the chambermaid of a steamboat was leaving the bodies' cabin, an old lady requested her to shut the door, as she had caught such a bad cold at Detroit, she was nearly dead. At this moment, a very phthisical old lady in a berth near the door, forbade the girl to shut it, on account of her shortness of breath. 44 Shut it or I'll die !" cried onc. 44 Leave it open or I'll smother!" gasped the other. As the war waxed warm a traveler in the next cabin became so annoyed by the dispute, that he thrust his head out of his berth, exclaiming 44 In Heaven's name, open that door 'till the Detroit lady dies of her cold, and then close it till the other one smothers to death." Ey A deep sensation has been produced at Rome by the suicide of the keeper of Vatican Library, an aged prelate, Monsignor Moltza. This ecclesiastic held an office which is general ly accompanied by the red hat, and had been for years a professor in the Roman University, pre-eminent above the rest for extens've ac quirements. He was between sixty and seventy ' years old, and it would appear that perfect de liberation presided over the fatal act. He cooly wrote his reasons, which may be summed up in 44 disgust and discontent at the proceedings of the Tapal court." A razor was the instrument of self-destruction. EST 44 Gentlemen of the jury," said a wes tern lawyer, 44 1 don't mean to insinuate that this man is a covetous person but I will bet five to one, that if you would bait a steel trap with a new three cent piece and place it withiu six inches from his mouth you would oateh his souL I would'nt for a moment insinuate that he will steal, but may it please the court, gentlemen of the jury, I would'nt trust him in a room with red hot millstones, and the Angel Gabriel to watch them." Lola Mostes. This notorious woman is coming to this country with a ballet troupe. I! 2'