1 'WE OO WHERE DEMOCRATIC PRINCIPLES POtNT THE WAY ; WKEK THEY CEASE TO LEAD, WE CEASK TO FOLLOW." ... ! BY JOHN G. GIVEN E BENS BURG, THURSDAY, APRIL 25, 1850. VOL. C. NO. 29. L ill 1 1 i 1 l ' pi r mi iri i XVX'X S C E Is Zt A N E O U S LYDIA LlTTLlS-LOVERS' i: . Or, The Rivals in a -Fix." BY PAUL CLAYTON'. -One of the prettiest lasses ihat ever grac ed a country dance, or turned the head of aover, wis Lydia Little, ihe subject; of the following sketch. Nobody could - deny it; she was very pretty. Even her rivals allowed that she was "quite ' fascinating, and her bitterest enemies declared that after all she was a beauty' Although Lvdia was really hanchome, it was a very unfortunate circumstance that she was conscious of the fact. It is no . l n wT.rrttr rr!rl i f hp HllPKn't luiutv ij il i'"-1' fi,,, know it; but Lydia had quite as perfect a knowledge of her charms as even her war mest admirers,' and the consequence was, she became one of the most vain, shrewd, and heartless coquettes that ever made a bon-fire of true hearts in order to laugh at the flame. Lydia had ardent admirers, far and near, for her beauty was famous in all the villages within twenty miles of the town in which Iter father, a rich old farmer, resided.- Although tLydia smiled on all, there were only two who were known to pos sess very great importance in her eyes, and who seemed to cast all other lovers in the hade. One of these young men was named White and the other Brown. These, it wag said, were Lydia's favorite colors, and it only remained for her to choose be tween them. Indeed it was a matter of KUCUUIC III III? MUUgfcl "" Kpupi td hwcnme a little white Ot a little browm Messrs White and Brown botli lived at a distance from he their mistress, but White had the advantage over las rial, for he lived the nearest. These two young gentlemen had Jieard of each other, al though they had not the pleasure of per sonal acquaintance. White was afraid of Brown, and Brown was afraid of White, so that Lydia out of pure kindness, was very careful that they should never meet at her house. If the rivals feared each other, they fear ed Lydia's father still more, lie had tried to put a stop to her innocent flirtations, and had repeatedly threatened to shoot her sui tors if they didn't keep aloof. Besides that his rame was Little, and he was a little man; but little as he was, he was a little fierce and the beaux weie not a little afraid ofhis resentment. One day when Lydia's father was gone from home and was not expected back un til late at night, she determined to send for one of hersuiiors to come and keep her company during the evening. But which should she choose? Here was a dilemma, indeed- She reflected that Brown was with her last, and feeling that it would be unjust not to allow White to come in his turn, she resolved that White should be the man. So she dropped a -line to White, and had everything prepared for his recep. tiou in the evening. Lydia felt so confident that her dear White would fly to meet her, that she would have been willing to stake her life that he would be there at the appointed hour. White was very punctual, and she fell that he loved her too well to allow anything whatever to interfere with the in terview. However, as the time passed, and he did not arrive at the mnment, she began to change her mind, and to wonder how she ever permitted White to occupy her heart with such a noble fellow as Brown. "Brown wouldn't have failed he would not, I know " Such thoughts were running in her mind, when there was a - rap at the door. her resentment, flew to admit him. V hat was her surprise on finding that it was not White but Brown. 'Don't be surprised," panted the deligh ted lover, "I shouldn't have dared to come 'fraid of the old man but 1 saw him middle of the afternoon he told me (I'm so out of breath I cannot hardly speak) he wasn't coming home till mid night." "So you took an opportunity of visiting me during his absence, eh!" Lydia' smiled on him at first,, but then she looked thougtful and finally appeared quite : perplexed. She was considering what a Fix she would be in if White should be coming along about that time. "You musn'i stop," said she nervous ly. Father will be home I expect him every minute and if he should rind YOU-."'..;.." .j --.'.) .-lAPshaw! there's no danger,' said Brown. 'He wont be home yet awhile. (And if he comes. I can slip into the kitchen and get out at the back door.' Finding she could not send her lover away, Lydia resolved to make the most of him while he staid. Oh,' said Brown, 'I've a rich joke to tell you- '; Do let me hear it.' As I was coming this way. to-night who do vou think 1 met?' Who" 'Your particular friend -Mr. Wrhite.' My particular friend!' sneered pretty Lvaia. Yes but nevermind that I aint afraid of him ' 'But how did you know him?' 'Oh, I had caught a glimpse of him be fore. But he didn't know me, and that's the cream of the joke.' flow so?' Whv, vou see wc fell in with each oth er, and as he was coming this way, we got 1 to talking about the folks in these diggins; door, and proceeded around the house. Says I, 'old squire Little lives somewhere j A moment after, Lvdia and her dear, here, don't he?' 'Yes,' says he, grinning White, who were h iving a fine time of it for the moon shone, and I could see him heard Vc sound of footsteps approaching grin 'do you know his daughter?' 'I've ' towards the door. heard of her,' said I; 'she's pretty they Ii's lather!' cried Lydia, believing the say.' Well, she isn't any thing else' says old gentleman had really come You White; and he looked at me just as if he ! mustn't be seen, White.. Him in there was pulling the wool over my eyes com- ! and gel out of the holism as soon as possi p'.eiely. 'She has plen'y of beaux, I hear' ; bit'!' says I. 'Yes, says he, laughing, 'there's She pushed White into the kitchen, a fellow by the name of brown trying to ! come in there. 1 suppose 'you know.'- Oh yes says I, !ui he can 1! 1 looked very c!cs?lv at him, and saw he didn't mistrust that 1 was Brown, and arms around his neck when, to her as could hardly keep from laughing right out. ! tonishmant, who should appear but He can't come in says I. 'There's a j Brown. , fellow by the name of White that's going f W hite that's going ! 'Ye,' says he, j etty good chance, i j to cut lnm out I hear . 1 T t I ' nue stands a pre know White.' 'Do you though!' says 1. 'Can't vou mtroduce.mes. mi? tune.' In re- tn n, I 1 do you the h.vo.- t introduce you to mown, whom lain intimately acquain- d of ( nate , tei- j a fellow, although' he may be unfortei in love affairs. He's a good uaturcd 1 1 1 low; anu 1 presume 11 lie were in my place ) 'I talked widi the fellotv in this way for ' some time.'and -.kept my, countenance so well that he II he surprised, i reckon, when j he learns 1 m lirowu uimsejt.." asn t 11 ; a rich joke, Lydia?' -. Ah, very, replied the girl, laughing heartily. But what noise is" that?' 0, it is father!' exclaimed Lydia, not a little flustered .-..Quick quick you must be gone-" ' 'Brown did not wait for ceremony, brt dodged into the kitchen in hot haste. He would have hastened from the house in an instant, but he heard a voice which sounded so strangely that he had a curios ity to know if it was indeed Mr. Little that had just come. . . lie crept soltly back to the door by which he had made his exit, dropped on U 1 I ... I 1 .1 1. .... 1. . 1 ma Miecs aim uj.inieu ins ear 10 ine uey- hole. " At that moment he heard a noise that sounded so much like a hearty kiss that it made his heart come no into his nmnth ns largo as a pumpkin. l " - - - ' ..... Ilelooked and O, the faithlessness and fickleness of woman! there was Lvdia, blushing and smiling in the arms of his rival of his new acquaintance W hite. acquaintance v hite. now. anu you were u lute lumsell, lie d lirown, giv ing Lydia an extra hug, tor the i contains such an explanation of I eiiiniip in L n iixtlt ttnii' tli-t n it rr; I 1 I - -x -v K . . " '!,:- 1.., ! i 1 t jw.v. imwu.., ii"""-' ," " c it -jo L.iiriii. ui uii.:, who no tixiuci- i vx'ivs as vou win reauiiy understand, we you. 'That't just the way with White, ; ed was at the key-hole. '1 began to think j hereby bid yon an affectionate adieu, hop says he. -lie wouldn t quarrel with you the old man hadn't come alter all; so I j ing you may have better success in vein' it yon were brown. " - came back to bid vou good bye more de- nitemnts on others. Brown's first impulse was to break this savage resolution into effect, when an through the door and eat up his rival, but ; unusual bustle in the parlor caused him he soon thought better of it, and determin- ; to delay. He heard Lydia whisper 'fa ed to give him a few minutes reprive be- ther is coming,' he heard the partin"- kiss, fore he demolished him entirely. the front door openino- and the next mo- 1 here, stop, cried Ldia. 'loushaa I'- kiss me again to night Why not?Vsked While. Because you didn't come to see me at the time I appointed. It's all of twenty minutes later. That's why.' You don't imagine what a good excuse I've got, said White laughing. What is it?' I met a chap who bothered me.' That was me,' thought Brown still looking through the k'ev-hole. 4I did bother him, and bluffed him off nicely too. I wish I had wrung his neck for him. You can't guess who it was, Lydia,' said White, laughing. Do you know?' To be sure I do though he didn't mistrust I knew him. It was my redoubt able rival, Mr. Brown.' The plague!' muttered the listener bi ting his lips in perplexity. . Hid you see that fellow?' said Lydia. O, I wish you knew how much fun l'vd had with him! Why, the great fool flat ters. himself that I am ninny enough to love him.. - Highly complimentary,' tho't Blown, grinding his teeth and looking harmless daggers through the key-hole. You'd been amused, to have heard rac talk with him, and lay on the soft solder. I got the wool over Ins eyes nicely. He did not know me, and I chatted with him about you, and myself and k nu and it went down like a pill taken in apple sauce.' ' Lydia laughed . heartily to think how the rivals had fooled each other, each be lieving all the time, that the game was all on hi9 own side, and White laughed too at the thought of having played such a game on Brown. " Biown was the only one that did not laugh. The thought of having been made such a fool of, didn't, by any mean3, in spire him into a merry mood. I can't stand this,' thought he, scowl ing at the key-hole. 4I must have my turn now. White may take my place here in the d.irti if lie likes, and 1 will step into the sitting room.' lie sink; cautiously out to the back and. hastened to the front door. Having made up her mouth to give her dear father a sweet kiss as soon as he .entered, she stood teady to throw her 1 need scarcely inform the reader that ! Wbi'e impelled hy the same laudible cu-j riosity which led Brown to make the dis- ! covery we have seen already, had his eye at the key hole. j Yl hat! you again!' said Lvdia, bestow- nig -upon lirowu tuc kiss she had reserved for her venerable parent, 'flow glad I am you cauu back. But it is rash in you r 1 . - . . . 'J.ovo makes the heart bold, saic liberalely.' . . 'Ah! you are a good fellow,' said Lydi? 'but 1 can t let you stop now. 1 really expect fathe expect lather home every minute. vt ell, I'll go pretty soon, but I must finish telling you how I bluffed off your dear friend White ' .My dear friend!' echoed Lydia, con temptuously ! wish you to know how I -! detest thai fellow I thought so; and for that reason when I had the talk with him on the road, as 1 was telling you, out of consideration for : r . your leciings, 1 determined lie snouldn t - visa you to-nigiit. so i to. lowed nun :i 1 " .i:.i... .1 ... r..i uum nt- uiuu i uare 10 come any luruier, for fear I would mistrust he was coming to see you. Didn'i 1 bluff him off, and 1 wouldn t I laugh to see him enter now?' I . 1111 . r- 7 , t 1 . v nai a lool l nave been making oi t myself,' thought White, glaring through , the key-hole. 'Brown is the man Lydia loves afierail; and instead of fooling him ' pnmtilptf I I tli.n.rlii I ,.ja .f,,i,-..r . .l.uk.l.t i 1 . ) 4V j when we met, he was ail the time nlaving off a contemptible trick on me! I ll rush J in and demolish him, and tell that laugh- j ing saucy jade just what 1 think of her.' t White was on the point of can - vino - tvnuc was on the point of carrvi no- meut Brown was thrust unceremoniously ni.o uie Kiicnen, wuere he, himself was concealed. if the reader imagines that the rivals, on being shut up i:i the dark room togeth er, flew at r-ach other like two wild beasts, I would beg to inform him that he is very much in errror. The rivals did nothing of the sort, as we shall see. Brown hoard a light footstep, and knew White was in the room. 'My dear fellow,' he whispejed. What the deuce do you want?' growled the irritated v hite. 'What a rich joke! ha! ha!' laughed Brown. 'Lydia thinks she has beeuua king fools of us, but 1 believe wc both understand her now perfectly.' Little doubt about that,' said White, bitterly. 'There is no use in feeling sorry about tne matter, observed the philosophical Brown. 'Our acquaintance has com menced under peculiar circumstances, and I think it is our duty to cultivate it. 1 overheard your conversation with Lvdia. looking through. the key-hole, and as' you witnessed my interview with her just now; we are even on that score!' (Jive me your hand and let us be sworn friends in future.' 'I am proud to make your acquaint ance,' said White, feeling much consoled by his rival's philosophic harangue. We are quits are far as the joke is concerned; and as for that girl that heartless co quette 'We needn't quarrel about her, observ ed Brown, 'for she is not worth a thought. I wonder a man of your penetration never saw what she was before.' "If so shrewd a man as you were de cei'ed," replied White, "what would be . x ected ot met Unt we both know her j bet-er now. and we can whistle her eff s witiout a pang. "What a sensible fellow you are!" ex claimed Brown, "and what a pity it is 1 never made your acquaintance before." The rivals shook hands, and became swem fiieiids on the spot. Hi aring Lydia's father talking very loud t her in the pari r. they thought it l a good time to mak-? their esrape, and ' elide I out of the In use unheard by either the old crerr.lemen or daughter On the j following day, as Lydia was laughing J heartily a, her adventure on the prece- j ding night, a small neatly folJed billet was brought her by the postman. . "It's Brown's hand-writing." she sai I j to herself, as she broke open the letter w ta a smile ot sattslied vanity. . "Lt s see what he says. She reads as follows: 'To Ol'r Duau Lydia: As yon are now, in all probabili ty, laboring under the erroneou.- mipres- sion that vm have played a rn st admira- ble trick tiff on us, we have formed selves into a jo'nt co.-nmiiiee of two, in ; j oler to devise means to set your 'mind at rest n the subject. The truth is, dear s Lydia. we the undersigned, understand j ourselves and each other rerfeetlv and n see thr. uh your entire course of conduct better than you imagine. However, we have formed the wise resolution to allow ' you to renin our natural colors through ji fc, U-for- we so far forget ourselves in ihis rep.-cl as t think cf indue ng you to I became either If kite or Jlroicn. Trusting that this ofiir ial document our Timothy Biown, Oliver White. 'P- S. Not official. Messrs, Brown Signed and Whiu beg leave mildly to suggest 10 in a few rhymes and sonnets to make its tht-ir dear Lydia that in future, when she j species a litter happier. Hospitals it is is in want of victims, she will stand a bet- ! unable to erect, or subscriptions to give; ter chance of meeting with success, if, silver and gold it has none; but in the ori instead of attempting such sterling colors ; sons of its genius it never fails to remem as fTiite and Brown, she should try j ber the cause of the poor; and if it cannot something more jiearly approaching ; any more than the kindred spirit of Bums, Green." j make for its country 'some useful plan or Lydia read this important document book,' it can 'sing a song at least.' Hood's twice before she fully understood its nn - po:t; then in a fit of vexation a id nue, she threw it on the Coir and stamped upon it i - - i r- 1 1 ; v. itii her pretty tittle luet. I When the first burst of i-no- hrul nnss - j ed sin reflected that she was no more than iustlv punished for her foolish heart- ' . :! - ' less flirtations. The event proved a salutary lessor to the pretty Lydia, for from that time alio ga ve over practising anything like coquet ry, and became a very sensible sort cf a I irl t A year after, Lvdia married a reject j able youiv farmer, and sent to her o! ! friends. Bown and VVh,te,"a polite at, ! nnmn- ii.vffntion ntip.,.1 1 1 ........ t '. .... Id pressing invitation to attend the wedding, BYIIO.W His dominion over the darker passions and earnest discussion, bursts of political is one of the most obvious features in his ! feeling and raptures of poetical descrip poetic character. lie rode in a chariot ; li.ui; ' here a sarcasm almost worthy of drawn, if we may use the figure, by those j Voltaire, and there a passage of pensive horses described in the visions of the ; grandeur, which Kosseau might have Apocalypse, 'whose heads were as the ; written in his tears. To keep up this heads of lions, and out of their mouths ! perpetual play of varied excellence, re issued fire, smoke, and brimstone.' And quires at once'grcat igor and great ver supreme in his management of these j satility of tr.Ients for Bulwer never walks dreadful coursers. Wherever human na- j through his part, never proses, is never tore is fiercest and gloomiest wherever . tame, and seldom indeed substitutes sound furnace-bosems have been heated seven for sense, or mere flummery for force and times hotter by the unrestrained passions fire. He generally writes his best, and and the torrid suns of the east and the ' one great fault, indeed with him is, that south wherever man verges toward the J lie is too uniformly creel in stirrups, too animal or the fiend wherever miun- j conscious of himself, of his exquisite thropes have folded their arms, and taken! management, of his complete equipment, their desperate attitude wherever stands ! of the sneed with which he devours the the bed of sin, delirious with its dread' wherever devours 'the worm that can- not sleep, and never dies' there the mel- aneholy muse ot Byron finds its subjects and its haunts. Driven from a home in his country, he seeks in the mansions of all unhappy hearts, which open gloomily, and admit him as their tenant and their bard. To' escape from one's" self is the desire of many, of all the miserable the desire of the urunkard, of the opium eater, of those who plunge into the vortex of any dissipation, who indulge in any delicious dream; but it is the singularity of Byron that he uniformly escapes from himself into something worse and more miserable. His being transmigrates into a darker and more demoniac shape; he becomes an epicure even in wretchedness; . he has supped full of common miseries, and must create and exhaust imaginary horrors. SUCACLIY. Daforo- proooo ding to ooniJar Vile tapar- ate claims upon public admiration, we will sum up in a few sentences, our im- pressions of his general character. He is giltej, but not a great man. He is a rhet- oncian, without betn? an orator. He is endowed with great powers of perception and acquisition, but with no power of ori gination. He has deep sympathies with genius, without possessing genius cf a high order himself. lie is strong and broad, but not subtle or profound. lie is not more destitute of original genius than he is of hirh principle and purpose. He lias all common faculties developed in a lare measure, and cultivated to an intense degree. What ho wants is the gift that cannot be given the power that cannot be counterfeited the wind that bloweih where it listeth- the vision, the joy, and the sorrow with which no stranger inter- meddleth 'the light which never was on sea or shore, the consecration and ih poct's dream.' To such gifts, indeed, he does not pretend, and never has pretend ed. To roll the raptures of poetry, with out emulating its speciosa mirctcitla to write wordiily of heroes, without aspiring to the heroic to write history without enacting it to furnish to the utmost "de our-'gree his own mind, without leading the minds of others one point farther than to the admiration of himself and ofhis idols. eems, after ail. to have been the main ob ject of his ambition, and lias already been nearly satished. He has played the finite game of talent, and not the incite of genius. His goal has been the lop the mountain, and not the blue nrofoi me lop of nr:!tniino beyond; and on the point lie has sought j he may speedily be seen, relieved against 1 the heights which he "cannot reach a marble fixture, exalted and motionless. THOMAS HOOD. But the best of all hi Hood is that warm humanity which beats in all his writings. His is no ostentatious cr sys tematic philanthropy; it is a mild, cheer ful, irrepressible feeling, as tender and in nocent as the embrace of a child. It can not found soup-kitchens; it can onlv slide j poetry is often a pleading for those who ; cannot plead for themselves, or who plead only like the bejar, who, reproached for . foD . : . 1 . ... , his silence, showed Ins sores, and replied, ! I!t't it hT.T;!lfT I , u-iti. - Kmn'roil tongues: Tliis advocacy of his has not been utterly thrown away; it has been heard ua earth and it has been heard in heaven. Bl'LVj'EK. If in Buiwcr's writings we weary less than in othets, it is owiig to the artistic skill with which he intermingles his points of humor with those of sententious refiee- d : tion or vivid narrative. All is point, but j the point perpetually varies 'from gay to grave. Irom lively to severe;' including in ! it raillery and reasoning, light dialogue dust: and seldom exhibits the careless grandeur of one who is riding at the pace j of the w hirlwind, with perfect sc-lf-oblivi- pei on, and with perfect security. A man who had a scoMing wife, being willing to excuse her faili ngs, whei; called upm to givj sains accou.it of her habits and character, faid she was pretty well ir. general, cnly subject at times to a breaking cut of the jnoulh. Many men lose much by beinjr too communicative in their matters of busi ness. The great laconic-'philosopher, Shirike, says: Keep shady and if you sec a quarter n the ground put yo.ir iVv.. on it.' An Interesting Scene Signi?iz of the Constitution cf: Cali fornia. The following scene is described by Bayard Taylor; The signing. cf iho new Constitution whose protecting aegis covers so mighty an empire cn the Paci fic, wm an occasion of the moat impres sive interest. The land of i gold almost seems like the land cf magic, in the ra pidity of changes in the brief lapse of two months. Two years ago, how little was California thought of now it is the prom ised land of die world. Its Constitution, fortunately, too, is worthy of its raighty destiny, and California is clearly destiqed to exercise not less influence on Asia, than the Atlantic States of onr Union have on Europe. The members proceeded to affix their nstnes to the completed Constitution. At this moment a signal was given '.ho American colors ran up the fisj staff tn front of the government buildings, stream ing out on the air. A second afterwards the first gun boomed from the fort, aud its stirring echoes came back from one hill after another, till they were lost in the dis tance. All the native enlhusiarra gf Capt. Sut ter's Swiss blood wns aroused he waa the soldier again. He f rang from hia seat, and waving his hand around h;3 head, as if swipgitig a sword, exclaimed: "Gentlemen, this is the happiest day cf my life. It makc3 me g!?.d to her those cannon; this is a great day for California!" Then recollecting himself he sat down, the tears streaming frcm his oyer. Tbe members with one accord, ave three tu multuous cheers, which wtrc heard frcm one end of the town to the Cher. As tha signing went on, gun followed gun from tne fort, the echoes reverberating gradual ly around the Bay, till finally, as the loud ring of the thirty-first wns heard, there was a shout "That's for California'.' and every one joined in giving three times three for the new and glorious star added to cur Confederation. Labor end Capital The question begins to t j a?I;eJ ct every hand, and in every quarter, why should capitalists reap all the benefits of labor and revel in luxury while the pre ducers are actually sufici ing from want? Sooner or later this problem must to solved, and then woe to the tyrannical oppressors who have fattened by traffick ing on the labor of their fellow-men. At present capital and later regard each other with jealous looks. Tbe proprie tor of the for.ner characterizes the ether as belonging to a dmg?rous, discontend, anJ tuibulent class that must be put down; while, on the other hand, the work:r.g man justly regards with a disiatishVi mind the product of his own toil swelling the revt nues ofy t isk-:;:aster, whoscsree ly grants the originators of wealth suffi cient f r the decencies and necessaries cf l.fe. Yes, this state of things must be speedily altered, or what wouid now bo considered a cciiccssi n, will, arc long. Le. converted into compuls on. Social reforms are daily becoming the most presiirtg of all reforms. Labor is the only Igkunatj capita! any people can have. All wealth must ever coma of labor. It is in sooth, the only capital upon which society can calculate for its prosperity and endu rance. It is alone the. capital that must ever remain supreme and independent. Who possesses this only solid and legiti mate capital? The ch IJren of toil tho husbandman, the mechanic, artisan and workingman. Are they to b; crushed to the earth by povcty and misery, whilu they have iron in their blood and thews atid muscles to create wealth and assert the maj sty and glory of their Divine ori gin? .'2n'ireio"s Life in jVci'j York. Wealih cl California. Hon- Thomas Butler King's official re port ofhis mission at California, unavoid ably delayed hy Mr. King's indisposition, has now been communicated to the Pres ident, though not yet made public. It is, we learn a highly interesting and impor tant document. Mr. King estimates the value of the gold obtained in California, up to this time, at forty millions of dol lar?. Ths product of the current year he alto estimates at forty millions; and the :ggroaie of t'u two sliccodmg years, '51 and 'oti, at one hundred millions, II j reeomrno.vds :o tho United .State. GcvtriimtM i;-.;t losdl the gold lands, but to grant leases or permits, for digging and washing gold on them, at a rent of one ounce fbr eerv pound obtained. II c pro-oosl-s that leases for regulating mining operations b granted at.a fixed contingent rent. He advises that no permits or lea ses be issued to any but citizens of the United States, or persons who declare their purpose of becoming U. S. citizens. yoittig girl cf fifteen has been r.r- "Ct'.C'.l B't-tor.fvr picking r.r'rtt.?.. ir