Carlisle herald. (Carlisle, Pa.) 1845-1881, April 11, 1872, Image 1

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    - VOLUME LXXII
--THE CARLISLE HERALD
Pnblished ovary Timmins morning by .
WEAKLEY,_I4 WALLACE
EDITORS AND PROPRIETORS.
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"If I could only find a foUrdeaved
clover ! Now I wonder who would come
under it ; nobody, probably—there's
nobody to conic ; lint then, if I were in
town, if shouldn't lie likely to find the
clover, so - it's about even. There's a
pretty view of .the internal ; I mean to
sketch it." And then she sat down on
the grassy knoll, opened her sketeli book,
attempted to carry her threat into
execution. She worked army diligently
for hhlf - an hour, when some ono looked
over her shoulder. ,
" You need somewhat heavier touches
just there, if may iMmfm Don't
you sec black the shadow a r ils?''
" Dr. (lrav !" cried How
yoa startled uto I line' dare you look
over my shoulder, sir ? , Don't, you It now
htiw ode it. ?"
how rude is it,`,"' •
ude that, tr NV,IVII't t glad Lo
SOU yun I tillollld AIM you away. Wilma)
did om come from ? Did you rain down
with lidho ,unheams
. as now, , an,werel , came
from Shell Ileaeh, where my mother u i
sister and a (ew hells were wastUng the
summer hellrti ; ;:lld there I heard that
you were lyre."
" How nice it, is to see you! it seems
like nil times. I was
,jo-a, on the point
Of getting homesick, and yet have (aired
we. Shan't We go up to tho house, no
that I may introduce yciti to Aunt.
Sophy ?"
"los, p . m 010 :igotost it', 1 .mould
1 ather •:t .Q"11 , •;,• li,• hi I • I havo 111
mlay ; 1 ,liwthi ire :0,11
St) . 111,1,11y up tht.l.V."
" Allll 1, I?l'int!,' slgliiiiktant, I thir,l;
them ‘5.0 . .11,11t I i.c one tlgii to
I;y thn wny, %v6,•1'1.• I ytln; llwailCo,_
lAit)Cl , l' ? NY hots I 1 . 7 Ist had ttho
I)lvasulse of talking with you, your mind
was perplexed 6y tho
" what would piCt adt inn
lLtn• kvould it. lir; tu;.,•ttlm• 11 , 11 , 11p/tit,'?"
"Lt this ieii , ie•rucs." NV.1.t.0. your
s%\iaiot.iiess desert air, acid prile
, Lieu, Patience in , leati or medicine? Be
sides, I aunty say that, there i.ras
thietor here early."
"Intleed ! ()id she nit 11111 his
n tt to 9'
"Yes, it's Dr. Arnold, morning, noon
and night. If I don't taktf'his doses,
'have a chronic dose .of hinisell. She
prai,ca loud enough to make
his fin tune. 1 dare say he 11:1;: given
adveMsing. lie cured or a fever .
when the old doctor fiver at .Shell ileaeh
had give; her up."
Thon sou haven't seen him ?"
o "Nu ; the truth is, I ton afraid tu facto
such a paragon. 'lle was here the first
night I came, and aunty begged int 7 to
go down* aruhece him, but I had a head
ache, you know ; travelers f'iwayS have
headaches ; its.ono of their perquisites."
"And ho might havo.crired - it• So he
was here the first day, you eatri,•, oh
" Yes ;
,and ho was coming today, so
I took my sketch book and trudged out
hero. I don't care to see those old
country doctors ; they must he stupid
enough."
"Oh I is he an old fellow F'
don't know ;,wears a satch,- - per
haps, and gtgen goggles, and snuffs.
Ile's a bachelor, at' least ; or aunty,
dear old goose !--inggested tIMt it would
be - Cm so nice if ho Were, tot:Lk() a fancy
to me, in,sirdiirlhat welnight live near
It never. occurred to her that I
might have a word to say in the bargain. I
langhed so heartily at 'the iihm that - Aunt-
Sophy 'witS quit° put out, do you know,
and told me at least there was no daigor
of my doing half so well as to marry a
country doctor: I hope I shan't. Bee,
I've &Janda four-loafed clevett" • •
' "Which moans good luck,"`
" Which Reaps that I shalt put it ()Ver,
tho fitaitdoar,„,fuatrust to Fate."
"All, what - Projudicen , you ' .., women .
ohprish I According to your, own
ICnOwledgment, you have not peon this
worthy. Well"--taking oat his w - 4611
—"it's lyttS off; five o'clock.
'lroung Bugbear must be gone before
this, unless hp Mays to tea. By-tho
way, 'send No word, will' yon ? how you
liko'him and, ivho comes in - under the
,dour-leaved clover," 'Then ho monnted
Itis horse, which ho had Whored to tho
ftincommt rode away. '
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." Where have you child ?" asked
Miss Sophy Saxon. ' " You always do
contrive to•hjde yourself mien the doctor
is hele. He wanted to see- you, and
asked if you were well ; add ttold him
you wet° well enough to go-gallivanting
over the neighborhood all the after-
noon."
" lle wantod, to give me a dose of,
calomel ] suppose. I bate doctors' stuff .
and—at least," remembering an excep
tion*" at least mostof them. I'Ve been
sketching the interval; I haven't been
gallivanting, and I don't know NVilat it
" What do you call sket ? Those
little daubs of lemlpenoil marks? Lnoks
as if tho crows had wallual over the
Dear me ! is that the nonsense
fplks call
.sl.m.:hing ? You'd al better
been at home churning. It's a sight
"
" I leave. that fur country doctor's
wives. the way; Aunt Sophy, your
Dr. Arnold wears a wig, doesn't he ?"
"Mr. Dr. Arnold, when you see him,
you will wiNli he was yours. What if
he does wear a wig, Miss? Is !,hcre any
thing disgraceful in that?" Miss Sophy
worn a false front her,elf.
" Oh, nu ; only it t.11 , ... - 5 that he is no
chicken, as they say ; anti, for my intrl,
I N\ ould l'ather he a young man's
niVold man's darling." .
" 14 loch only shows your bad taste
inexperienco. But you needn't
worry young or old,
,Doctoj , Arnold
wouldn't waste a thought on such a chit
y,l-0,11,1g1i pru nngld,• Ilunik your
'tars if Ile should sidle of forty
And ;Mks Sophy chuckled be-
NV igs
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Nrhy wc,11.1 tL, rrct I ry In iii.llzo
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Illy ;Ind tinexj , cetetl. ;lust 110 W, rer
liiiiily, in no Lttrrc. A
lo . inging any one
in i 1,1,1. the spell (4' the el , .vet. loaf.
Ft;liela hail begun to clesrair, is hen
potlinued nnie - fount Gray arniveil
'• DEAR Mis, FELIcI.\ you
made the acquaint;tuce of 1)1.. Arnold
yet. ?—pour man. ; VIA 110 W Nei Lb
the four-le.,lcd clover? lam delegated
.to present yon . with my sister's love--to
which may f add me own'.'—and to re
quest the pleasure of your company at
:Sisl.ll Beach any fine day this week. I
'should he, most happy to call for yen,
hut duty beckons iu another• direction.
Yet I :Anil! try to givelvruyself a holiday
should you com.ent to make one.
InTrt-f, ls
A L. t;.n.lr."
"Oh, I should so like to go !" cried
Felicia. . " Ilia how to get these:' I
0.1t,'; Si :ilk tied dislauer, and all the
farm Inn se, :Lie at, 'mirk, I impliosm
Dear rite ! Wil(1111 . 8 my godmiother, that
she can't make a ceackantl,tk nut, o f
the squash vines and•pmash bugs?"
" Where .to you .want to go?" risked
hot: quid-norther in the shape of Aunt
I\
RopPy. Poi' Felicia had not, read 1 0
note to her A mil Sopltyl, 'i y
lini.m 4,1 l th
ymiii.,: man tit - tlio period. Sho woul
.e sure i O N•IY, ' riirTny day ming' non
did led m i to to their sister's Ili hinds un
less they had something pArtiettlar to
say for themselves j and the young men
didn't send l i mit: love in that off-hand
manner, as if it, wasn't of the slightest
consequence." Si' Pelieia ans:a wed:
"Mitt. Ames, it Pi heild Or 111 . 1111: and
111,11111 , 1:CM. C1..4110,i me I.ii spend lim first
fine, ii.ty with lier ILL Shell Beach." _
'• 1)r. 21.rnold Im)pen
alon.1; and lake you in. Ili drives front
Ilrtn,iueh•t on t,is vislti, ;tnd
(Intik aft\ tilite 4 or .1...ng a. per
son a g,od said her anal
"I'd lather May at. I.00n•"
Falicia
i]y gui
No bur slily gill: are just
tLr IIOCS who like to iIaVU thcir.O\O
lVtly. " C ' an ' t, you Wild mo to
,nll inked, coaxingly.,
•' pol'11:1))::411t1 .1..,110, will IiaITA•SS
11;,1 Jolly.aild drive you, ovrr, you ' re
:set :Ire 17p eail3 . enough.
ILL; s1,11;`- -go over it! the
:e, allll. - 111 .I(lnes arid :lolly to
you
011, th:Lok a i...„t1 W 71,1, or
aoot,„ il; yon 11:1‘t, 2214kE, wild
over II:at old !)oetoi Atliold, I dart!. !....ty
ycet help I. iTo--laazi
w.til till ho hve,silehe!,-"ymi."
te..y,l fine day found Felicia on
the' I , oa‘i to Shell Beach, whnit; Mrs.
tarry aml lllts. A111(1:4 were waiting to
nnleo»te her, anti whole, toward out,
they Weroj•inol by Dr. Gray. They
rat on the veranda and watched the
bathers, and rode on the beach, Felicia
nnnotted on Dr. Gray's roan, which, to
tell the truth, 5110 was mightily afraid,
and was only comforted py the delight
of being cared for by Die Doctor, who' I
made her forget danger by tbeglance of
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his. eye.
have' you not tact 1)1.. Asn'old
yet? And has the fated fairy prince
not entered beineath,/the 'four leaved
cloVer i' lìø laughed. "How do you
know what will happen while you are
,
Wheii * ths fairy prince comes , iniiy I
be there to see ! , No, rhaveu't met the
tiresome old Doctor yet, though amity
suggested that if he. li:welled plonit
might ride Over hero with him."
"limit lie didn't happen:along?"
"No, thank goodness. I „ auk. the
slap (our.. ( . )tning_t . o take
Xl.O 1161110.”
"Mr. Imam . ? Ah ! I don't remember•
bearing you' mention him before. A
particular friend of 'Pours? Lawypr,
doctor, merchant, thief ?• thief,
if ho comes to steal my little friend,
Felicia," said Dr. - Gray, with .ill,,con
cealed curiosity. , • -
"Do is ono of tho farm hands, if you
please." • .•
_ " Cruel girkl 1 Aban't forgive iii a
hurry. Jones is'a great burden off my
mind: What possessed you ?"
"Cue likes to make belie4e to have a
lover once iu you know."
" What's the, use of lAaking bolieva
when the. reality 'is staring .you the
face ?'"' •
"Oh, ntiko, hollow) lovers nro not so
troublesome as real ones." -
"I suppose not," hO said, with a sigh.
They don't-asl you to live in the back
wOods.witli them."'
hope not." Why was he always
harping On living in the country?"
"I suppose, now, that no one could
persuade ydu to such a sacrifice?"
" r hope no one will try," she an-_
answered, loftily, greatly wondering if
he had any such intention..• '
" Well," said he, after a pause, "when
[marry, I hopd my wife will love na
ture,'''.
" I should rather she lsrfill 1(I lave tns
if I wore you." she . said archly. 1;lut,
wasn't- it a joke? Mr. 'Drawing•mastor
used to,s,ay to me, You are do most
great big lover old° uature, Miss Felicite
she do have ; you do show
,of it in do
eberytotich !"
11,1 eras a flatterer," said Dr. bray.
" I tfloolc you, Nobody eau - bring
so :I au atoosat-itot-n-ga4'4ls ",
" No ono spolco for a full minute.
"I think Are hail better go back to
your mother," said Felicia, then some
whal crest-fallen: " It must be nearly
time for Mr. Jones to come fin. me "
Q1.4", - IM - 1 so bad as that, I hope,.. ;
should give the pleasure of' taking you
home, hut I have :in engagement,"
" Chat, a pity r said Policia, guile,
forgclting• Itersele. "Where arc 'you
going r
To Ati1C00!).".
"Oh," crind Felicia, sharply, in
volum ariiy, if 55155 555 . had' struck
her a blow, and biting litfr lips hard to
keep the. patn in. Miss A therion had
been a college .11:1111c of 1)r. Gray's, which
his twit la.r had sacca sled in quenching
he she was at, Shell Beach; and
het c \‘::IS making engagements with
her.
" —is AI , ate, la:nttilid a's \
111.111aged.ii,
" a:
Oh,. how horrible , it: was !Ow :die
w kited :die had not coin:. to Shell Beach
to spend the day and to be Illaile . miser,
:Ode. She would have been happier at
Lme with her dream, thongh it were I
u..thing but the are= of a dream.
" I am Nolte titixions about her," Dr..
GI ay pursued.
Was lie going to make her the con
fidante of his love? It was mote than !
flesh' and blood could bear. " I
thought," she faltered. "I thought
that was all ovtr," referring to nis
youthful fancy.
"No, there ha's been a relapse,"' said
the doctor, gravely, "and that you
ktiow, often proves fatal."
•
What was the matter with Felicia?
She could not see the 'way before. Dr.
Gray's face was far off in inlet ; he was
preaching, but his voice was inaudible
.to her. Presently the mist cleared
away ; the setting sun was illuminatqug
the sails of a pleasure boat, till they
looked like the two pink wings of a-.
spoonbill ; a wave was idly breaking
abouk , the horse's feet; a little beach
bird skipp,A aeros., the sAnd ; sotto gulls
wet e sere:telt:lg awl flying low. \ little.
while ago it had been so beautiful.
Note Slit, cared for nothing - lint to go
away and bids herself from the limn who
loved another.
She went hpine broken-hearted. Aunt
Sophy declared it do her ;toy Lund
h., junketing ~vet' to the beaches.
She left, out books unread, her sketches
untouched: Aunt Sophy's dainties no-
Usted ; she even forgot the four leaved
clover. S;Ito began to lv,intler if she
could be an old maid, like Aunt Sophy,
and liMI her happiness looking after the
palish pooy,,,and sending butter and eggs
to ina;•ket.
"The >ack," thought. her aunt
a:: not her liver's out of 0110:' ;
folk's livers is the peskicitt, things to
keep a running. I don't. like to, have
nob ally's life on Inv mind ; so I'll just
seml r:Th.Ol Arnaid, and 144,1 do
tam heif
.I',.Jiela had a latsulaehe, 1///1/5 heart
ache, sad was th • lounge, when
St 111:, opened 'Lk i(1,11 . ancl Aunt
S,phs 11 . n iv t s toiel the kit. , :liett crying :
There ! Dr. Arnold, Fuvright glad
to xao your face,and eye 4. I've been
ivorried out of my night's sleep along of
this child, and her folks a hundred-miles
away. I've given her herb tea and pep
permint, and they didn't do her no mars
12,411)d 1)1,11), 1111/0,1 WW.Cr ; Lae( bless
yen, if sho wile lope-sick she couldn't be
won, oft; with no relish ,forher victuals.
Ever since she 'Went, over to the beach to
see them :Amuses, whoever they may be
—anti Aput Sophy might, have run on
fin ever, hat that Felicia, thinking to
,eSeeje• Ile , Arnold by bolting through a
side doje . ...whilo her aunt detaineddlittriat
hall, was slainuning across the room
like a Mee., or thi,o,do,co, when Jibe
felt herself suddenly detained ley a firm
her. .ahouldor, and turning
about sho fianiHior.self control/Ling 1)r.
Gray.
!, Whither away, Miss said
lie„!. before I've so much as felt your
pulse? Come, how do.. you like Dr.
Arnold, at your servico ? What do yew
think of his green .goggles?, How does
his wig Ut, think you ?"
"Dr. Gray l" cried the. itionswi
" Dr. Gray I Which ! How no.
derstand, I thought---:"?' ,
"Dr. Arnold‘Pray, you little goose,"
Aunt Surlily said, "I thought evcrybOdy
knew, that. Yoh see thore'ti* an old Dr.
Gray over to She l Beach, awl be isn't
no sort of a favorite, and so_ we've got
into the way of calling this 'Ono Dr.
Arnold, to distinguish, so when we send
foi• thO rioctor thoy shan't got the wrong
one. there, I..believe to niy heart] ,
swell my sass a burning ; just like lllttry
Jane to ho constantly talking to the inoF
folks out of the window and_ letting
everything go to ruin. You'll prerrilio
till right for her ivilhoot me; doctor•,?''
"Yes,:if tcded my pro.vcription."
"What is it?" aelald
under • his eye, hnd wondering if „he
guessed her trouble. • .
"It is myself. Yon eoo, I shouldu!_t
dare to prescribe so boldly, but thnt
alp convinced I'm your/Vote, I canto
in under the four leaved clover." • •
"So you did," laughed Veneta.
Has Miss Athertou—" - roMemberink
herself, aud.. drawing away, from tho
doctor's arms. .
"Yes, she has quite recovered ; she
redo out to-day for tho first time."
6 ., Then she has boon ill:"
"Mtoy getting.over a fever she had a
'relapse. J believe' I told you before,"
he said impatiently. e
"I-believe you di4.but I thought-i,
'that it was;you who had a relapse.
Thank you, Dr. Arnold, I Will take your
prescription."
CARLISLE, PENN'A., THURSDAY MORNING,'APRIL 11; -1872
THE'TRATrELieIt AND FRIENDS
BY JOHN a: BAXt.
Aigontloman, about-to make
A trip at Sea, 001 bogged to take •
CoincriSSlOnti for a dozon friends;
Ono want, a watch; another soh&
For wine—. a vory.apecial cask ;
And if Ws not too roach to awk—
Sento choice cignrri , gill do;
Or, while you'ro at it,purFlowe twd!"
Another friend would 11,uit pair •
Of bouts—" 1 they're an 10146 cheap, r there,;"
A lady friend IVOIIIIII - 111Y0 lilac boy
thorra not too high ;"
Another wants a ilex of gloves;
" letiontilt It in, you knew, are rout lore, !"
Tittla ono o atits f this ; soother that e
A a bin not, Or 0 11111;
I.:Rough to touts the MC tidy man
(So high their r.lll,
ond repeal that ha
Iliad over (bought to cr-os the seal
MUreUVOI—iOI it lyre rent irked—
Before the gpaltniall
Ilia f;lotols, for how hr might frg,,et
Their little effendi', plyduly sot
Their wittlini, down m y hack end white;
lint—as it Imppoos—not a blend
With one exception thourht to goad '
Tho ready money, a: d to Sty,
"Soo' hcoo's the cash you'll liar° to payl"
The man embarks; 0000 farts, loas,
And other cities; then cfinenhoms
Well pleased with much that moo, his aye,
But having, aldwohnw, Idled to Say
A tingle thing tlw:nny fri.n it
Ilx , eept the fehl'wlo; thought to send
Tine wherewithal: tl ell, need I say,
That noon his neighbors came to pay
Their greetings at his safe roam],
And charming penult ; and (also) loarn
Ahout their errands—what '
Fur each the traveler had got?
"Ily dove he said, "it makso mo sad
ro Iloit to w hot a retched luck I duel !
Sot at nt sea I tat ono Oily
A t ranging in a proper tray
The papers you to kindly sent,
A gob nrese,itud off they went
flit.) (ha coin nor tota:fl 1
Illwa^mber aught you tads ton bey'
Silt,' gran, bold If that wrro no,
Ile s mimes it, nir, you mwed to know
Wilat this athoof '001? for he
It,,' got what, he fleshed, ,as serf !"
80 he If l,—beyowl a doubt !
And this is how it came
Ilk Weinman -I.n chan, s I lA. hold
A evrtain sum of soltdtguid!
A tob tint the pallor by ,its weight
Esrapf d it,, , others' 0 lad, late I"
1 METHODIST METHOD
QUP:EIt SCENE IN A CHUISCII
The Akron (Ohio) Beacon gives . the
M
folloWing account of a 'scene in a eth
odist church in. that town upon a recent
occasion when the pastor, Rev-Dr. Ives,
made an appeal to the congregation to
raise $28,109 to
. pay a debt on the
church.
Dr. Ives sahrthe Trustees authorized
him to say, that any subscriptions made
for this purpose 'could be paid as'foliows;
One-third. payable May let, 1872; one
third November lot, 1879 ; one-thir_,
May Ist, 1873—n0 subscription to be duo
unless the-entire anAnt is raised. The
church pill be dedicated free of debt, or
it will not. lie stigirested that - there
might ho twelve persons present who
would subscribe a thousand dollars each
to start it.
Messrs. J. A. Long and W. M. Day
were appnintgd Sur:rotaries, and the unb
scribing began as follow%
Mr. Lnwis Miller-Put. mo
6,000.
Dr. Ives—My stars; what will this
whole congregation do if yon start off
like this?
N R. Stono, $ll,OOO.
R. S. .Elicins, $l,OOO
Ireril ha% 0 no zympattLy for
those that pay ; if theruLs anybody that
doserves pity, it is thoso . that don't pay.
John R. Buchtel—Put inc down for a
thousand dollars.
Cieorgo D. Bates. ;1,000.
Dr. Ives—Thank you sir. Glad to
havo the influence eNtended to the back
part of the conglogationl• Who's .the
next one? Somebody speak.
Andreci• .Tack'soh—Put me down for
ono thousand dolial s.
1)r. Ives--Amer. ! The Lord bless
Andrew wo will all vote for Jackson
yd ! Who is the next man? Here the
:-•alisetiptions dtgg,-1 a little, and the
Doctor, mg;,msted that somebody put
Md - vn a 01.0n:old (I , Mars, half in his - oven
lame, his ss NW'S.
31rs. Lewis You, can' put me
(Mum it thousand.
Dr. Ives--Nev I am about to make
the Mumeand you have all been waiting
fur. ‘lt iu tlrit twdve subseriPtions of
$5OO each bp made.. „Who will lead off?
Guerge lean, $5OO, -
A,. P. llaklwin awl wife, 1500.
Dr; lvep—don't atop to count tip how
Junoll is done, but just enjoy it. 'nerd
we have two suisoi, secretaries, and I
don't know how trimly reporters, to keop
tally.. We want re- er scribes and more
Cl kristians, by-day.
C. C. Amide, $5OO. -' }¢ '
J. R $5OO.-
Jacob Snyder—Pil take $56 1, -
Dr. Ives—The Lid bless you, brother
Jacob; you are aiming your brothers,
Joseph Corns, VAR).
Dr: Ives—l have always benrd that
this is iigreat covii.ty for produce, corn
and beans.
.john Wolf (froni the gallery,) $5OO.
Dr. l ivcs,A saVa.o name, but we are
willing to rceeivO it. Now, just th i tuk,
this church is built to stand, curl hiny
much will eioo I s spread cut over a
whole lifetimn.
Mrs. Sarah Hunt ley, 0 - 00.
ivcsr—Haven't you somebody in
your eye, HrotheViuchtel, you want to ‘
'speak- to 2
J. R. Buchtol—l oolong to tho outside
of tho church.
Dr. Ives—There:H a good many of
ydor church hove today. '
Mr. Bochtel—Put, down George W.
:Cram°. for :$6OO.
lacolrEinydo'r—Put down B. Lebohol'
for $590.
The .subscrintiona- then continued
with more or lesii briskness until. II
o'clock, the Intcrent hieroasini asTtlfe
amernit'clijoroased. The ontiro amount,
Abiding the haskot eolleetion, was
$3!),080 • .
" MANNIA," Bahl a five year old Nellie,
"they snug. '1 wanttb,be an angel i' in
Elundity'uclicel to:day, sung with
thein." " Nellie I" exclaimed
mamma, "could you imp time with the
read" •
yds, ; I kept allow] of
thoip most all,tlio tipo." . •• • "
EMiiiMil=
A Taxa lady roquOptod taburoloased
froin , ,hor tnarriaio on the •ground that
when contraotod-oho bolloyod her lover a
dnot"' hut otto since fOitnd hint, to bo
n. "goopo
HAVE YOU 31114 DR YOUR WILL?
33Y A LAWYER OP LONG EXPEnurNor..
Reader, iE you have any property, as
there is a faii presUmptieri in a_eountry
like this that you have, it is undoubtedly
a question of interest t, yon. what shall
be done with it whed Au Mb gone.
You must go at.some time, and may go
very suddenly. At May rate, you ORB
probably not live nearly Usjong - as \you
expect to. If you die without a will,
the law Will . do' the best it in making
a just disposition of *'bur property
among your relatives. Berbaps you aro
satisfied to lot the law do,this for you.
If so, very well. But it is'aitogether
probably that you have sonic preference
as to the disiTositiop of your property.
You may wish to bestow - Some of. it in
charity. 'Phis.. the law will not do for
you. You inMit see toi_lit.for yourself,
.or else lot it go undone ; ar d,. in lotting
it go undono, you may uriAin g 4 . very.
clear uty go tifOoner - You anty---bit'v't,
some child that is feobleip,body or mind,
or that had special infsfortOne and needs
special consideration. It isfer yoll, alone
to consider this child. The law knows
nothing about, its special wants, and
cannot provide for thoz: You may
have no dhildren and may have quite a
choice which amount . ; your -nephews
and nieces shall take your property. If
.so, you must sec to it. AThe law will not
select for you. The rich, and the
,poor,_
the deserving and the undeserving - , will
all take alike. Yon may have an'
adopted daughter whorn „you have ac
customed to comforts and,perhaps hp:ti
des, who will be loft Penniless. uniess,
you provide for her. You must 'einem
her her, and not 'trust to the l!tw to do
it. And
, ytiu, may, with a rave sense of
justice, recognize, the right of your good
wife to a more ample allowauco for her
centfort than the law.would give her. If
so, it is for you to think of her and pro
vide for her. The laW;d,oci not k LION
what a remarkably good wife she is, and
what a special claim she has upon you,
and gives her only ber,fixed and too lim
ited portion, dividing the rest, if You
have no children, among collateral rot:it
tires, some of whom perhaps you never
saw. Considor.Woll, then, NN. heti] or it is
not a clear duty to those wbomqou love
'or to sonic good objects that you might
aid, filr you to make a will. •
And now, in the second place, if you
have made up your mind that you ought
to make a will, lot me say to you most
emphatically, make it now. You don't
'know how soon you will ab Your only
sure way is to attend to the matter at
once. If you put it rom day to day
you will probably never i,;ke one. The
fact that so Many wills it by men,
on their deathbed shows y w often per
sons who intended-to 'make a will, and
would be very sorry to die without one,
neglect it till they find themselves just
about to dio,,,Now, let mo give you three
reasons against •SiOStPoning the reakint
of your will- till yi/ are fatally sick,
either of which is reason enough Of
itself ; I. Yon may never have any such
sickness. You may iircwn deed, or
be killed in a railroad accident, or be
burned up, or drowqed. 2. If you have
a leisurely deathbe i time of it, your
mind will be onfeeb ed, things that you
could easily havo kettled by a little
thought when you ... tram . well, will
troublo and perplex—you, and you will
very likely decide them unwisely and
wrongly. i. Your will thus made may
be contested, and will really invito par
ties adversely interested to contort it, on
the ground of your feeble condition, of
which evidence can be easily obtained ;
and as a result your will is (Athor sot
aside and all your plans defeated, or,. if
it is sustained, half your property may
be spent in litigation . and a lifelong
family quarrel engendered, ••
And now, in the third, plaoe, if t ymi are
so thoughtful and prudent as to liars
made a will, another most important
matter is . to Ito conside-red. Bo you keep
your will revised and adapted to new cir
cumstances ? Ilas, your pruporty doub
led sine° the will was Then
probably you want. to give more 'to your
wife, inure ,to A, more to B,more,tto the
Lord.; • Qunsider this. Have yen given
to onp„of your children a piece of real
estate as his : frii; tsharo of yOut , property,
and have you since sold that real estate,
so that child will get - nothing unless
your will is changed? Look well to
this. Tho writer, who has had long ti-s
-perionee ns lawybr, can recall many
caseti when most, unfortunate results
have followed from the neglect to.lceep a
Order. Uverybody h'as heard of
the Washburn will case. Aler . the will
Was made by whinh Mr.' W. had made
ample provisionrot' a s cheruthed - wife in
certain valuable HLOC!C: the stock was so
changed in form as not 'to answeti_ thA
description 01 the will, and a hunts and
still pending controversy has grown out
of it.
And now, in'tho fourth place, let me
say a word to,you about what provision
you should make for your wife. TM;
laws of tlie different:7,States vary some,
what, but as a general rule, give a widow
a life use of onekthird the land owned
the hitiffinnd, and an absolute right
to ono-third *of:the Personal property loft,
after the payneut-of debts, This rule,
under
,the impression that it is a just
one, has very frequently 4been, adoptedS
I?iy husbands in their bequests to their
"I give to my faithful and be
loved, wife her third," ,finds its way, or
did is few years ago, into half_the wills.
Now this is net enough. Unless there
aro gocuLtLmtone to .the, contrary, _the.
wife should have_ substantially all tlic,
Property so long as she lives. There is
generally no reason, if tho property is
sufficient, why the family Aliould not be
kept lip by thewifo after the husband's
Heath. _IIS jt:..was ,berPrq.; and .the.
husband should leave her, if he can,
the same means to keep house and be
hospitable,and charitable that ho enjoyed
tiud, that' ithe was" accustomed to share.
If Yeu give your iiloptlky 2 end thewhele
of it, absolutely. to your will in •
ninny oases be the best thing you can do.
Your children are. hors, and she 'will be,
just as in interested in providing for
them as you can bo,',aud if she. should
stmivo you for ton or CwOnty years, sho
Will bo far bettor able to judge what is
thou best than you can be now. Cir
, cumstaasoes. may, have greatly changed,
and if you have.fentidlor wise and trust
'worthy through nil your married '
you may trustidier to not wisely with 1.9-. 1
feyence 6shohOhanges, -•The'ro may-bo
peculiar and exceptional' chess; your
EMI
wife may boa second wife, and not the
mother •of your &Ham,. or you-may y
have good reasons for not trusting her
judgment. - You must'deeide upon such
oases for yourself ; only remember that
such caeca make it the more important
that You'do not die without a will.
And while I am talking about wives, I
WiCth to remind them that if they have
propiirty of their Own it is as important
they make wills as that their husbands
do so.' Where a wife has property it
generally comes to her by inheritance,
and it may be piesumed that her
brothers and sisters have property also.
If she has rip children, she would
naturally prefer that it should go to her
ImSband. To accomplish this she must
make a will..
/ivied ma say that for either to make
it a condition of a.bequest that the other .
shall forever remain a widow or NV itloWer,
seems to me selfish arid harsh. It may
'be for the best happinesi of either sur
vivor, in late years, to marry again, and
'it ought to by left tp the free t e z xercise of
the judgment of each stirvivor in view
of the facts as they may arise.
And now lot me say to you lastly.
though the matte• is not last in import
ance, do not attempt to make or revise
your own , will, but go to a good lawyer.
The writer gives this advice agaiyst the
interest• of his profession. Nothing is
more fruitful of litigation and lawyers'
fees than badly drawn wills. The learn
ing, per Vining-to wills is recondite and
complicated, and no man'who is not a
lawyer can hope to understand it. 'A
good fee paid for a well drawn will is the
best of economy. '
Let me sum up the iiTholo matter in a
few *olds
:Consider well whether you will
make a will or die without one.
d. If you think it best to. make one,
attend to the matter at once.
3. If you have already made
see that it is-kept in repair.
4. See that ttour wife is made sure of
all she needs, if there iv property enough.
5. And go to a good lawyer to have
your will drawn.—Christian Union.
11 0 178 LI MISER Y.
SPICANIN'. AND RECITATION DAY
What a 'stillness prevails in the old
school room when the " master" an
nounced before dismissing school, that
"on next Friday aftornoou there will be
no recitations, but
: after hearing tto
reading lessons, every young lady will
road an original conMositioiTrUtid''every
young man will commit a piece to mem
ory, of poetry or, prose, which he will
speak from his stand, and those who fail
to do either will be punished.'l
How tho
_perspiration stood 'on the
brows of the timid 'ones :is the solemn
speech was made. Eyen the boy who
had put his mittens on, under Lis desk,
and placed one foot out in the aisle,
ready to "go" at the word " school is
dilimissed," pulled off his mittens and
began searching for a book to take home
"to learn something out on and wlllB
- profanity, such as "darn it,"
"confound the luck," came up from be
hilid the desks—and an felt as if there
was to be an eclipse, and no glass had
been smoked, except the one smart chap
who had "rather spealc''than not," and
the girl's who had big sisters at board
ing sehoOl, whose previous literary ef
forts at home afforded rare chances for
plagiarism, which by a little help would
deceive the teacher.
At last the anxiously-awaited day ar
rives, the forenoon is pas.ied in the usual
manner, but at noon thbre is a decided
change madeln the amalarance of the
scholars and school-room. The "big
gh : ls" are "dressed up" for the occa
sion. Their gowns are of liner texture
than thbee *OM during the week ; some
are adorned with their mother's "breast
pin" :Hid a pair of " prize" ear rings ;
white stockings take. the " literary blue"
or black ones, which would not look so
well on the platform for there were DO
~dresses on train in those days); nearly
all wore " beau-catchers" plastered on
the side of their fachcads, and charcoal
from the tire-place had been used as a
dentifrie during the intermission be
tween fo i re and afternoon.
The little barefooted girls appeared - in
bright., copper-toed shoes and tape ern
4roldered pantalotths of the nankeen
style. \V nth the boys there was also an
attempt at improved toilette ; boots had
been greahed, paper 'collars had been .
turned and a portion of their "Sunday-.
go-to-meetin' clothes" donned for the QC-
Cas Shooky heads of hair had been'
combed into partial subjection, and the
boy with chapped hituds had soaked his
hande in bran boil water
of the original co.tlele wore, visible. 'Thu
"doctor's son" exhaled a polerful
aroma, his father's flavoring
essences, 'and the "ta'v'ern lcuopet's boy"
had annointed Idiot:elf with Jamaica,
a substitute ford3sy' Rum. Tho " mas
ter,'' to maintain a dignity equal to the
occasion, had also exchanged his every
day coat for a "swfilgtail" of fabulous
length and shiny in spots as a duck's
wing. The bell ringsHEcading lessons
are heard—books put away, the speak
„jog platform clearell :for work and the
sliew opens.
" Samuel Su:damsel I"_.calls the teacher
Samuel, with a parting glance at
his LOA, stumbles' along toward. the
stands, where he becomes the target of a
hundred oyes, and his face the color,Of a
turkey gobbler's wattles. A bow, such
as would have made if a brick had struck
him at,tho instant in Elio liFfOk` , of the
'head, and ho essays to speak :
curl, y talla Oa knell ripaplng day
Tlll , law leg (ronsa)1103.111 wind ediarly o'er tlia, len
o—liso-60.1111.1%) " plowtnan''—idownianlifityna
- , - ;•,7lllCiVaaty way
. And plodn to tvorlillitleo itall to snn. '
Sire from Ow yonder Ivy mantled tower
roopilic 110011 'loth to 'lite oul anwphdu (.I,ctt
.
..._ .
. .
4:rlog)
fhtvo (to ho ha ho) whet a t(o booth; ..hoot, hhi beat
right bortor
And drowny thdEllup hdlhor dinLant rnign
•The tialehor 'raps mi the': - dealc, and
says : !!t3aniusl, no - levity," and Sam
uel, who .has fcir'gotton 'netts , nmell all
hie "elegy," concludes as Follows :
ilure rents his (I'm ha) head (snort) upon thu lap
. of yearth. ,
A youth to (prolonged enlelcur)indthown,
Aluinnabuly marked blot nt
And aelonce faowned on him for her own
Bain goes to his seat and holds his
nese' to - UM) froth. laughing- - out •loud,
while at a nod from, the master, i‘ 1.41-
chb. •Wiith" relines and
blushes, • to the• platform, and after
'kurtseying,'! 'proceeds to road in an
inaudible, voice something alma '" Bo
kind to thy father." The teacher says
"Louder," and we catch a. few words :
"Your father loves You and has been
at a groat deal of expense :a- brining
you up, so you should obey him'and not
—," here ensues a jumble of sounds
which no ono can interpret, which cease,
S and after folding tho composition, Lu
cinda lays it on the teacher's table for
inspection, "kurtsoys" and goes to her
seat. "George Francis Sprain," says
tho teacher; and a spruce looking chap,
who'so hairls ~o ese.oiled into curliness,
steps boldly to the front,.
George likes this business—,he is going
to make a lawyer—and in a thrill voice
ho commences : "Not many. 'genera
tions where you now sit encircled' by all
that onibelliohes civilized life, tho wild
fox nodded in the wind, and the thistle
dog his hole unscarod"—and so ho goes
on transposing his sentence occasionally,
but mainly right, and with a firm voice,
to the dud. Wo have seen GOorgeisince
s nstatei ow
stands in' the Pollee Court and defend
"drunks" for fifty cents a case, win or
lose, and has acquired such a reputation
that a Judge always comes clown harder
on his' Clients than on any others.
Miss Elizabeth Braudroth steps .for
wqrd and Ina Siisan B. Anthony, style
reads a hifalutin' descrjption. of country
life—how " in the Spring,-when meadow
larks are warbling, and geese squawking,
she loves to go out into the fields and
cull butter cups and sec the little lamb- j ,
kips gambolind on the green grassy
banks (green faro banks, her brother
said she meant,) .and then return back
to home again once more and help her
mother stuff sausages, for if we are not
• -
kind to our parents the sassenger meat
will and really wo have forgotten
the rest of Elizabeth's composition.
Then " Charles Bashful,'' starts 'for
the stand, accelerated in his motion by
a pinthrust, as he' eft the seat. He
-bows, and Sel3ing a boy making faces,
°eminences to snicker, until the teacher
conies up by his side and raps his head
with theyferule ; this causes more mirth,
then more raps until he forgets his piece
and is locked up in the wood box in
disgrace.
The minister's son, " Melville Winter
blossom," is then -called to sho-.v' the
scholars how a good boy should speak
Melville looks as a vinegar jug ; his
"piece" has been selected by his parents'
principally -for itmnoral tone ; he says :
" I do most earnestly wish that I
could induce all youthful individuals to
divest religion of its gloomy and. repul
sive associations ; but, my lords, I ask
no respite from deatb.:,l am ready,
ready to die for my coamtry,...pud sink
or swim, revive and perish, I rah for the_
Union, one and inseparable. My Lords,
were I an American as I am an English , -
man"—here the teacher, who bad . beeu
trying to find the origiiial of the orator's
remarks, stops the medley and Melville
tidies his - seat. He had been crammed
with so many pieces, that lie had not_
able to distinguish bet Ween them, and
thus defeated his parents aigis. But
why continue this subject? The good
little girl recited "Mary's Lamb" very
nicely, and the " good little boy" spoke
his anti•tobaceo piece as follows :
I'll nev , , ehOW toWceo—lio
8314 little Itoborl Read
I'll TIT,ItZIt It 111 illy month,
It f. n 111t1 tl-.,'
By the way, we saw this good boy a
few days ago; he now chews plug to
bacco like a horse d and smokes a clay
pipe night and day. But it would be
such a consolation--to us now to know
what has' become of Um rest of that
tribe of .district school oratbrs, who
"spoke their pieces" nearly a score of
years ago.
ALL ABOUT TOBACCO, CIGARS
AND .SNUFF:
'rho Ne,w. fo r k Commercial Adverli.er
prints a good deal of information 'con
cerning tobacco, in the following racy
,`interviewers" style :
:‘Tr, A. how many kinds of tobacco
thi you recognize in,comineyee
"'two ; chewing and tunoi,ing."
" How about snuff?"
"That is included with the chewing,
tobacco.''
" INltero is chewing tobacco raised
" Mostly in Virginia, Missouri and
Kentucky. The Virginia tobacco is tho
best, - and is made into plug. .Fine cut is
mostly made of Kentucky tobas.e. :
Louisa:zit is made into big rolls ealloa
Pdaiiiii! The Missouri tobacco ranks
next to Virginia. They mica to make all
tluiplug tobacco in Virginia, but dining
tko •ii , ar - we got to making it in. New
York." •
" "Whi:fre in fliii Dent tha3 r - atit, tolutcuo
mad(' ?•'
"In Detroit, Ntiel)igan, whero they
hityti thirteen fteturies."
"how do they make snuff?"
"Yellow Smirchliir is gi:otuid, in a
mi if " rivni tobliceo which has been
fermeptcd in a vat. Maccaboy. or black'
snuff, is cut tip with a knife."
" WheiVAullmy 1189.stmff most 2"
"Well, in South Carolina and ArkaM
fias, ' lViloll.l most women eat it. , They
chew dm end of a pine stick, then dip it
into the snuff, and hold it in their
•
mouths."
" Where is cigar tobacco raised?"
"In Connecticut, Now York, Penn
sylvania, Ohio, NVisconsin and Cuba,"
' "Is there a groat difference in the
tobacco raised in these different States
" Yes. There is a great variation in
price. Per example : Cuba tobacco is
woßit on average, $1 per pound. 'Welts.
Abijo t tu the best in Cuba, -and is worth
$l.Ol ; and Remedios aro worth
DO °silts ; and 'Yara, „which is raised in
the rebellious district, is worth sl."
" Which State raiseS. tho best cigar
tobacco i i thit country v.! •-
" Connecticut raises the beat cigar
tobacco.. Tho tobacco raised in flounce:
tient is generally used for cigar wrappers,
antt is worth
. 00 to 70 Cents per Pound:"
"'What State - raises the next best
tobrd6o 7"
0,
" Now York. her best tobacco is
raised between Bt,yraense and )Elmira, on
whatcia called the nig Plats:) It is worth
28 colas.. ~P.onnsylvania tobacco is worth
2,s9e . fits, — Oh - io 20 'cents, an . yiscOnsin 17
cents."
"Froin what tribe - do are most of our
cigars made 2"; • . .
"Y rom.Havann fillings wits. Connec
ticut wrappers. '''llavauti wrappers' are
rattier too nxpenslve, They aro. wOrth
$2.00 per pound,"
" Where are the hest cigars smoked ?"
"In New York."
" Whore are they made ?"
" Here in the city."
'`,` What cigars aro made in Cuba'?"
" The 'lleury .' Conehas,' and
the Uptnans,' which is the finest brand,
but they are all imitated here."
" What are Partagas ?"
"They aro a n , , ,eigar made by Senor
Partaga, - th Cuba. They aro nunibored
1,2, and 3—that is. first, best, second
best, •and third best. Most of the
Partng,as smoked in New York aro mado
here. A Partaga third'is about as good
as a Partagas first; only it is milder and
looks rougher externally."
" What a f lior brands of Cubad cigars
are them ?"
"The brands tailed Cabano,
L'Espanolo, Regalia, Britania, Coquette,
Figaro, and L'Africaine,"
" What makes Cuban tobacco tho
best ?" •
"It is owing to do wirnatu. It to
'MCC() plants arc - brought trom Untia,
Set out in Connecticut, they will change
their normal state in a few weeks. They
will draw now juices from the ground
and absbrb now . gases ... from the air, and
the tobacco will becilii7einicrior. It will
became rank."
"To. what efintrieli do wo export to
bacco?"
"We send about 25,0 d hog.,heads to
France (a hogshead Nveiglis from 6'oo to
1,000 pounds,) 10,000 to Spain, - 11 - ,000 to
Germany, 5,000t0 Austria, and from
900.t0 .10,000 to England."
. "How couch tobacco do we consume
in this country simply for chewing and
sunning ?"
"1.1)0;000 fourteen hundred pound
hogslicads ; Tins, ut fifteen cents 'per
pound, would amount to $21,000,000,
which goes into the hands onlie pro
ducer. $40,000;000, I sitonld say, goes
to the rea;il dealer. _ Th;.e for chewing:
and soothing alone, and that is only thit
commencement of the stot:, - . You would
despair at 016 smoking statistics."
" Well, how many cigars - were smoked
last year?"
"According to General Pleasonton,
who collected the tate on them, there
were 1,232,240,000 cigars used -tact yea•.
Thus OM) billion three hundred and
thinly-two million and lmo liondied and
forty.six. thousand cigars were undthild
odly retailed at ten cents apices So
we smokekup in- this country last year
$133,224.00 worth of tobacco,"
"'Good gracious) r said„l ; " if I only.
had my old Saratoga statistiCan here
now, how he \Could -revel - over these
figures :"
"$133,224,000 for cigars; you say, Mr.
A ?"..
"les."
"How much spent for flour, then?
" I suppose about $200,000,000."
" Now that littlo $1;33,224,000 was
only paid out for cigars—how much
would it ho fur Chewi ug Lohacco, snuff
and cigars?"
`.!As near as I can estimate it, about
V.ri0,000,000."
TEA AND COFFE4
A very interesting article on tea and
coffee appears in ono Of our exchanges,
uyidently written a physician or
scientific man Who has given close altos•
tion-to-the sub . eet. The writer says :
" Once upon a time, not many years ago,
a party of men left Salt Lake City•for
St. Louis with the United States mail, to
be delivered at Independence or * AL Joe.
It was winter. They found the prairies
covered with snow, and finally their
animals perished with hunger ; at this
stage the six men found themselves
.utterly destitute of food ; the gains had
taken to the woods, there were no rivers,
the ground was covered with snow, they
were still hundreds of miles from their
journey's end, while the bleak winter
winds whistling across the wide pi sit ice
in unobstructed fufy, froze them !Wine
times almost. to the heart's cure. All
absolutely they had to subidst upon
under these "(lc:Twat() circumetanees,.
was snow water and a qamitity of green
coffee, this they burned and boiled in
snow water, and triton it traveled six
dnys, until they reached t place of help.
These are the bare facts of the case,
as reported to the government, and
demonstiato that alone is a sus
tenant as well• as a stimulant, anti ;ill
thatillts been said of "mere
is nut applicable to it. Coffee, then, ]ic
ing of selh • nnlritiou., capable of
sUstaining, life ftir day., at a time, under
ijilell11181:1n&es of severe, cold and the
labor of traveling on foot,' and it being,
customury f ... W it) it, 0 ith cream and'
sugar, wiiieh ate Ahonsolves coosmn
-trated:_untriments ;_and withal, being
drank. hot, the couidusiou appears to,us
legitimate as one of Euclid's coriollaries,
that, coffee, as generally, used in this
country, is a valuable, notertions, health-.
Ltd tied RCM:: • •
Chemical analysis has of lute, under
the illfections of the most compel cut and
intelligent minds of 'the age, arrived ut
the point just stated, and declares that
coffee is a nutriment, anti that' its essen
tial principle, ;ill,lleugh one hundred and
twenty-five .. pole ecmt less, identical
with that of the tea of commerce; and
When facts, universal Oustom and sci
ence all unite on ono point, surely we
may feel safe,' and heretifter take our
cup of coffee and tea "in peace • and
quietness."
Having said so 11111011 : about a cup of
tea and coffee, it is proper to say some
thing of its preparation. finliViduals
and nations have their prefel•encits, but
'Some things must be laid down as of
universal application%
Tho first cup of coffee is the hest..
Tho last cup of tea, is the best, •
Never :Oho mono than out cur; at a
Never increase tho Arendt);
If it were a mere stimulant, then, after.
a - while,' it might, if not increased in
strength or: quality, produce no sensible
effect, might do no • good, as braudy f
opium, or-- au other mere stithulant ;
but as tea and coffee are nutritious, the
more so as they nee- - used with rail ' l;: and
sugar, a,cup of the self same is' likely to
do you as much good and as little barns
twenty years hence as to-day. ' „ •
It has, beho justly said, that in the life
of most "person's a - period arrives, when
the stomach no,louger digests enouglkof
the ordinary elongate of food te.
l 3 malF
up for the natural daily wnsto f, 2 Llse
bodily substance: The' size and weight
of the body, 'therefore, yegin to dirniniS/1
NUMBER 15.
more or loss perceptibly, At this Period
tea comes in as a medicine, to arrest the
waste, to • Imp the body from falling
away so fast, 4nd thus enable the less
energetic powers of digestion Still to -
supply as much as is needed to repair,
the wear and tear of the gelid tissues.
No wonder; thei•efore, that tea should be
a favorite on the °unhand with tyro poor, r
whose 'supply of substantial food is
scanty ;' and on the other, with the aged
and infirm,' especially of the weaker sex,
whose power of digestion and wlmse
bodily sulisdaneeiave together begun to
fail. Nor is it surprising that the aged
female, who has barely enough of weekly
income to buy what are called.the corn
moo nccessarict of life, should yet spend
a portion of her small gains its purchas
ing her ounce of tea. She can live quite
as well on less common food .when she
takes lice tea along with it; while She
feels lighter, at the same time more
cheerful, and fitter for her work because
of the indulgence
It
c 1180 ort - ea hmairre-Tremt r ,
'about the year A D. GOO, and after-a
dozen hundred'pars use, they seem to
{ve-as.long as the Anglo-Saxons do,
Atitli Awn, ar,thoti7sitlid , 9ears later,' it
was so costly that the East India Com- -
pany eon:Mere - a the present of two
pounds of it to the Queen of England a
rare gift. And now, the average length
of lit - Q. in Great I3ritaimds; -- g,reater4liiin
when that present was made, although.
the biliabitants COTISIMIC fifty-Jive mil.,
lion pounds of tea every year.
effect of tea is to enliven; it pro.:
duces a comfortable exhilarati g i of
spirits, it wakens up and increases tho
working capabilities of the brain, and
brings out. the kindlier feblings of our
nature in moderation, having, them al
ways under our control. Alcohol, in any
of its , sumbinations, intoxicates, makes
Paces ;wan out of his own bower,
lie gets beside he can't control
himself, nor can any one else control
him except by brute force. Upon/some
poisons it, has the effect of eliciting the
darkest and deadliest passions•of our na
ture. Whoever heard of a cup of tea
inciting its sippers to " treason, strata
gems and spoils?" In certain irritated
states of the body, it soothes the ,; wholo
system, allays' inflammation, cools• liver,
modifies eitplation, and counteracts the
stupor of ,o'fiiinn and brandy.
JOSH HILLIS/1S o.lr POLE CATS. <
My friend, did, you ever examin the
(ragrant pole kat ehuisly ?
' I guess not, they area knitter who
wgn't bear examining ! NO,1 - 1 ' micro-
slcope
They_are butiful beings, but oh ! hoW
deceptive.
Their habits arc phew, but unique.
They bild their houses out earth,
and the houses have but one door tew
them, and that is a front door.
When' they enter their houses thoY
don't shut the door after them.
. They are called pule kats hokause it
iz not Convenient tew kill them with a
klub, but with a pole, and the longer
the polo the more Convenient.
Writers on natral history disagree
.about the right length ov Alm polo tew
be used, nut' I would suggest that the
pole be about 365 feet, espesbily if the
wind iz in favor ov the pole kat.
Polo kat is suddenly walloped
with a long pole the foot thing that he,
she, or it duz iz tew embalm the air for
menny miles in diameter, with an alcri
monious ollfaktory refreshment which
permeates the etherial fluid with an en
tirely original smell..
This smell iz less popular in the fash
ionable world than lubius extrakt, but
the day irmy cum when it will be bot
tled up, lil o iirtsk, and sold for STI
cents per qttle ; bottles small it
A polo kat will remove the ailing
Crow Alien's egg without' braking a
hole in the shell bigger Ili MI a marrow-
MEM
Ilow this historians hay arc us
to ilould
iz vulgarly called " nuking
11121
This PA all accomplishment known
among humans. which it iz said they
hat , learnt from the pole kats.
Pole kats also deal in chickens, yung
turkeys, and yung goslins.
They won't tuteli an old goo. , they
aro sound on that question.
Mall iz the Only phellory irho 4 rvill
'lat
tempt Ziliv bight into an ok. goose, and
his teeth dy oph a grate m nny times
before he Imisens cony or um neat.
polo icat.tra.vnt. under an a' ilaß,
which is called skunk.' - Thnro is a grito
moony tt/iriteq that there is no account•
ing for, and this is ono of them.
I Intro kaught skunks in a trap. They.
are casirttr - git, InLwrtt trap than git
oat, ot• it.
In tithing them 'out or a trap, gratn
jatiginent liad not tow shako
them up ; the more yn shake thorn up
tile more ambrosial they am.
Onu pole hat in a township is enuff,
espestiily if the wind changes once in a
A. ri ot, kilts skin iz nittli 2 dollars in
niarlcoindtei' iz slcinned, but ,it iz
wittli 3 dollars and fifty •conts tow skin
This ir , ono way to make 12 shillings
in a wet day.
WitY should artists take small pus ?
,Ili causo its sketching.
11113NDItED Collt3 malt° a tiollar,.liut
a million dollars won't make goottsenso.
Tim Now I`ork Supreme Court is
considering the ques'tion of substituting
the widow of the late James Fisk, jr,i as
plaintiff' in suits brought by him who
PRISAgIIEU out in lo*n, whom) vitt
grogation took up a contribution for
binf_lit_sznall_chango, remarked as Lo
Pocketed tho gift, " We'll lot her pass
I h brtimo ; but remoniber this ' widoW's
mite .business is 'played out here I"
• AN excellent old deacon, who, having
11)11 a fine turkey at a charity raffle,
didn't like to tell his sevbro orquidox
Wife how ho came by it, quietly remarked
as he handed her the fowl, thitt the
"Shakers" gave — it to ni;
A. NEW Yoniqx wrote to Gen.,Spin.“
tier, asking foiclis autograph MO 'a
" sentiment ;" whereupon the veteran
Treasurer wrote in reply : "You ask
for my autograph with a sentiment.
My sentiment is this : When a gentle
man writes 'to' another on his business
ho should inclose a postage stamp.",