J. Ms WBAHLEY. 1 J. H. WALLACE. CARDS. ADDISON HUTTON, - ARCHITECT, 532 Willing Street, Philadelphia, Pa. PLANS, DESIGNS, PERSPECTIVE VIEWS. SPECIFICATIONS, AND WORKING DRAWING For Cottages, Farm Hums, Villas, Court UMW, nag. Churches, School Itouses. FRENCH ROOFS 27,isti701y W. A. ATWOOD. ISAAC W. RANCK ATWOOD, RANCK & CO.„ I= Whotenni,' denten In all klcolo of PICKLED AND SALT FIST No. 210 North Wharves, Abovo Roco street, DEtiTISTRY ! DR. J. D. ZINN, No. 68 .Iffast Main street, (a ow doors out Or Gardoer'a Machin° Carlisle, Pertn'a, Will put In tooth from 310 to i`2o per set, on lb cam may roquiro. All work warranted. 10fob70 D R. GEORGE BEARIGHT, DENTIST, From the Bellmore College of Dental Surgery. OMNI at the residence of his mother, East Louthor street, three doors below Bedford. DR I. Y. REED, • 1103REOPATHIC PHYSICIAN, Ito located to Corllelo. Waco obit door to 8 Pard'a Evangelical Church, West Loather stroe Patients (rout a distal:leo please cull in tho forenoon 17m1Alnee DR. J B. BENDER, 1103REOPATIIIC I'lll'BlU AS. Offlco ID thu room formerly oconikl by Col. John Loo. loseMi D R. - EDWARD SCIIILLING, Yomorly of Dickinson township, once nu ssuirtant of Dr. Zitzor, bogs nova qto Inform. the citizens of Carlislo nod vicinity, that be bus permanently 10. cored lothle place. °EVICT; No. '26 EAST POMFRET STREET Simla() E . L. SHRYOCK, JUISTICH OF TILE PEACE 0111 co, No. 3 lrylue'o Row. E. BELTZITOOVER, ..t.• • ATTORNEY AT LAW. 'Mike In Sol1 , 11:11/mover street, opposite Itentes dry goods stem. CI. W. NEIDICH D. D: S., kA • DENTIST. Irate Dernonstrutor of Operative Dentistry of the Dal- Omar° College of Dental Surgery. 011 Ice nt his roof. donee, al/pc/silo „Marion OEM, West 31:11n. street, Car lisle, Po. 108e60 D. F. ROLL. ROMIRT b. WORK. A. L. WIIITIMAN.. • JOUR A. SWARTZ. W. W. lIHRITAOH. • R OLL WHITEMAN & - co., • WLIOLESALE DEALERS IN MANUFACTURED TOBACCO N. E...Cor. Third and Market streets c. P. numucu. WM. B. PARKER ITUMRICH & PARKER, ATTORNEY AT LA i%. Office on }lain drool, In }lariats UoII, Carlisle. 114.69 HAVERSTIOK --BROTHERS, DEWE, PERFUMERY, NANCY GOODS =2 No. 6 South Hanover Street lisp Oly ItUTTON & McCONNELL, =1 Np. 80,9 Market Street, North Sidu, I=l Parlor, Dining Hootn, and Chamber F U It NIT U It li, of tho transit - Stylus and Lost manufasturs. Also I= El= MMO= WATCHES AND JEWELRY, No. 148 NORTH. SECOND STREET, corner of Quarry,' Philadelphia. Al. assertmont of Wutchua, Jowolry, Silver and Plated Wort, constantly on hand. Jrirßopalrlng of Watches and Jewelry promptly attendod to. 178upt 69 ly JAMES H. GRAHAM; JR., ATTORNEY AT LAW, No. 14 South Hanovor street, CARLIeLIe, PA. Office itiMiihaiug, Judge arelkum'n. Unita° WPB. B. HIRONS, ATTORNEY AND COUNSELOR AT LAW, Fifth street below Chestnut, Car. Library, PHILADELPHIA. • JOHN CORNMAN, • • ATTORNEY AT LAW. ORlca Its building attached to tint Franklin Hotel, op. po.i tho Oourt Homo. lOseli9 JOSEPH RITNER, IR., ATTORNEY AT LAW AND SURVEYOR, MochanlcsEurg, I. Offico on Railroad Arcot, two doom north of the Bank. 111141104 V promptly ottuntled to. JR. MILLER, • ATTOILNHY AT LAW. bake, No. IS South Ihmover utroot, opuodlto Coylo's utoro. 10.69 M . C. - HERMAN, • • ATTORNEY AT LAW, Carlisle, I'•. No. 9 R4ooni'm ' 1311AMBARGE11, PS JUSTICEON TILE PEACE, . Plainfield, Weetpenneburo' tutrualilp. Cumberland County, Pon All buelnene, animated to him will receive pronint attention. 20urt7U DEMM SHIRK Si BRO COMMISSION MERCHANTS And - wholesale dealers Country - Prnduce, con algal:acute respectfully solidi d. Beat referonco given No. 105 Market street, 10c70 I=! SPANGLER:Zt WILSON, , • CARPENTERS AND STAIR BUADERS • Comer North nod Pltt streets, Soon WAT . CHES, OLOOKO, CIidRLEB at. ROGEREi; South, Hanove! Be., .carlisie, Pa., 'Keeps constantly on band a, full aecortatent-'Ol IVATCIIIIIB, • 0400 KB, . 01913LRY, , . . . • • . . ' HPEOPAoLLS, &a., at the tqwelit'Oaah prlcos. Particular attention 'paid to, thirropalrlOg of Watchos,Olocks and Jcivalry. . N., 11.—.9111031' WNW convantly 9014114. •: fluott9 .• . . , . . w. a. Benr,l4. ' WHAILLEY & BAKER, ATTORNEYS AT•LAW. Wilco, 22 South Ifonovar tared, next tho Clood Will Rose koala. .• ' ••• 10ecOU J. ' II. WIIAKIJM INtILLIA3I KENNEDIG'. ATTORNSY AT LAW. 0131 c. in Toluninor building, earlialn. Wit. B. REYNOLDS;' M. D. Gianate ItiILNBPSANN'AIIIDICALOOLf•ECIE; . ' , • • • .0111 to, '23 Went ..Lonthdr Bt, at rooddiinoo of,yla telottier " va. sanintit; ATTOUNCL AT LAW. ;• - 0 co fa 'without coruor of OW Court lloueo. 10roCo „ . . . . . .....• . . . . . . . _. . . . . . . . . . • -• : , . • , .. . • . - , H . •. . . , ~. . . . . . . • , . . . . . . . • - . , . . • -• • :,: t . . .., . . . . . . THE ..•• . • . . . .- • , . . . . . . ~..... .. •... . . CA . .. ... . ~...... ..„ ... ” . . ... . .. . ~ ..,., A R. A, ,0- . ,'. ~ •. . . ~.H RALD: N ATIONAL HOTEL The ntalirtligned having tnkrtn end entirely it fitted and furnished thin lintel, is prepared to furnish good occontanalatimat to all who deniro to make It their home. it shim of the patronage of the rOtllld lug ir.,ellhig ttioled. gnome large and coot fortahlw 'Cabia ttaicn alwa H„ ys st t ip- Pod with the Lent. imnio • TITE "BI?,N'I"Z LIOUSE,". ,(Pornierly Carman Home.) No. 17 AND 19 EAST MAIN ST., The undersigned haviog purchased and entirely refitted, ano furnished snow throughout with first.- class furniture, this well-known and old established Hotel. solicits the custom of the community and travelling public. lie Is well prepared to furnish first-class accommodations to till who desire to make a Hotel their Home or pleaslnt temporary abode. The custom from the surrounding country Is re spectfully solicited. Courteous and attentive sus• • ants are engaged popular hotel, GEO. Z BENTZ, Prorp'• PHILADELPHIA N. 8., A Bret•class Livery Is eonnentedylth the Hotel the management of Mr. JOS. L. STERNER BEG. 30april 99-ly TRAVELERS' GUIDE. PENNSYLVANIA RAILROAD., ' BUMM.F.B. TIME TABLE. Eight Trains (Daily) to and from •Phila delphia and Pittsburg, and Two Trains Daily to and from Erie • (Sundays excepted). AFTER SUNDAY',. JUNE 12, 1810, tatabenger 'Frahm of dm Pent:l.ll.min Railroad company will depart from !burial:ars Rita arriro ttt and Plttdburg na followa: 2 10-I"lilindrlphia 11xprens loaves Harr/xi/arc daily (exespt 51unilaylni 2 10 a. arriviis at Went Philailelphin at 11 30 0. /n. 20—Kant Linn Itinvea Harrisburg laity (uscriot Mnday) at 5 21 n. /a., and arrives at IViisl Phllailri pbla nt 0 35 a. in. • . Mail Train Wares Altman daily (except Sunday) at 3 00 p. to.. and arrives at Harrisburg at 0 10 10 45—Cinciunati Capross leaves Harrisburg daily at 10 45 p. m., awl arririai at West Philadelphia at 3 10 a. to. 8 38—Patine - Express burrs Harrisburg dolly at B 38 ana, hod arrives nt West Philadelphia at 12 20 p. to. 12 45-1111111 EXPRESS leaves liirrisburg daily ((except Sunday) at 12 45 p. tit., and art Ives at West Philadolphia at 5 40 p. Harrisburg Accommodation leaven Altoona dolly (Sunday excepted) at 7 10 a. tn., and arrives at tics risborg atl2 40 p. at. 3 55-11arrettrorg A ticolatiladrabiti loran Itarrho burg at 3 55 p. w., and ands n at Phi ildelphill at 40 p tn. 7 0 ,-I.anciastur Train, tie Mould. Joy, lea , es Harrisburg daily (except t-unday) at 7 00 a. In., tad arrives at West Phliadelphio at 11 00 n. 01. OEM 4 15—Erin Fact Lino went, for Erie, lentrtat liar ridburg daily (except Sunday) ut 4 Sb p. 111., errivlu• ut Erin at 7 2 . 5 a. to. . _ . 3 20—EltrE MAIL west, for Erie, 11411 . 1 . 11 Harris burg dally tit 1 20 a. ni., arriving at Erie at 7 40 p w. 12 15—Cincinnati EspreSrtimves Harrisburg daily (except Sunday) at 12 15 n. m., arrives at Altoona at 4 50 it.m.. and arrives at Pittsbur4 at 11l 00 a. in, 2 40—Pittsburg Erprors lenves -11nrrisiamg tinily ( 11 rroP 1 SluidaY) at 3 211 a. m., arriven at Altoona at 9 n. at , takes breakfast, and arrives at Pittrburg at 2 40 p. 4'lo—Pacific. Express leaven Harripburg dnilvat 2 02 a tn.. arrives at. Altoona at 0 07 a. m , takes breakfast and arrives at PittBburg at 10 20 u. tn. Fast Line leaven Harrisburgdally (except Smida)) at 4 1G p.m., di - riven nt Altoona at 8 12 p. to., taken mipper and arilveugt Pittsburg ntl2 1214.111. thtli Trail/ leaven Harrisburg daily (except Sun day) at 1 Oil p to., arrives at Altoona at ti au p. takes Hopper and arm es a tPittsbuipt at It 50 p vi, Way Passenger Train loam et Harrisburg daily (en pt 511.nda); at 7 45 0. up, arrives at Altrama at 2 20 p. antlitt_Pipt•burg at 10 2011. tn. SA ff A. CFO K , EEMEEEDSZE! Supt. AlPl.lli. Div. rutin!, 11. It Ifitprif.l.urg April :to, IND). )1 N 1 1 1.- -ItuA . D.•• =9 Monday, May 16, 1870 GREAT 'PRUNE LINE PROM THE North and Nettlb\Veet for Philadelphia, New York, needing, Pattayillu, Tamaqua, Ashintid, Shamokin,Lebanott, Alleutown, Easton, Ephrata, Lida, Lauedstur, Co! amble; &e.. kr. • Trains leas. Ilarrinburg for New York an tollowa at 6.35 a.lO, 11.25 A. AL, 5111L2.50 Y. u , connecting with ulrullar trains on Pen neylvanla Rail Road, and arriving al New York at 12.10 noon, 3.50, 0.05 and 10 IN/ 0. At., reepertively. Sleeping Cars 11Chia. puny the 6 35 and 11.25 A. N., traits without change. Returning: Leave Now York at U.OO, a. u , 13.00 noon, and 5.00 P. ta., Phllndolphla at 816 a. kl„ and 3.30 r M. Ploop . .11 . 8 accompany bbc 8.00 A. 31.. and 5.0 U P. •v. trains from Now York, Ithoutchangu LOAVO llarrlabard ter Reading, P 141091110, TolllA qua, Dlluororillo, AHIII2IIIEI, 54uwoklu, Pll.O Grove. Allentown and Philadelphia, at 8.10 A. u., e. 50 and 4.10, r. a., slopping at Lebanon and principal way the 4.10 I. M. train connecting ,for E2ril . . Philadelphia, Pottsville, and Columbia only. Por Pottsville. Schuylkill ❑avow and Auburn, via Schuylkill and Susquehanua Dail., id, leave Harris burg at 3 40 v. nt. East Pennsylvania Railroad trains lesvo Rending for Allentown. Easton, and Now York ea 7.33, 10 80, A. 11., 1.27 and 445 r. M. Returning, kayo Now York at 9.00 A. H.. 12.00 noon and 5.00 r. or., and Al.' lontown at 7.20 a. U., 12.23 noon, 4.20 and 8 43 Ir. lc Way parsunger Train leaves Philadelphia at 7.30 A. at., connecting with alinilar train On East Penn itylvaula Eni'road, retuning from 'Loading at 0.36 r. V. stopping at all Stations. Maya Pottsvillu at 6.40 and 0.00 A. as. , sad 2.'0 I', 14., Herndon at U 30 a. Shamokin at 6.40, and 10 - 40 a. Jr.. Ashland ILL 7.05 A. AI and 12.30 noon, Ma hony City at 751 a. m. nod 1.07 0. t.; Tama) nn at 0.33. •. and 2.200 X., for Philadelphia and New York. Leave Pottsville via Schuylkill and BUSIRDIllanua hall Road at 8.15 4. 1. for Ilarrisburg,antll2.os noon: for l'iuo Orovo and Trouvett. Rending Accommodatleri Train, 103.11 t 5.40 A. IL, pitmen Handl.. at 7.30 A. 14., Uniting t Philadelphia at 10.20 A. 11. Itoturnioit, leaven . 111Indelphin nt 5.15 P. xi., passing liendlny nt 14.h0 arriving at Pottbv,illu at 9 40 P.M. Pottstown Accommodation Train, leaven Potts town at 0.05 A is. returning louring Philadelphia at 4.00 P. U. . . . ' , Columbia Roll Road Train. leave iWading at 7.20 A. a., and 0:16 P. M. for Ephrata, 1311 a, i•antat .ter Columbia. Porklonian Rail Road llains leave Peri:loam .111f/C. non at 0.00 ♦ IL, 3.00 •rind 5.30 P. u, return ing, leave Cebu unkavllla at 8.00 A Al , 12.45 noon, and 4.15 P. 2L, einlnnetiug with similar trait. on Reading Rail Road. Colcbrooltdale Railroad trahni leave Puttt.towo at 940 A 14., and 6.20 P: v. returning; leave Mt. Pleas. ant at 7.00 and 11.25 2. v.. connecting with iduillar traltal on Handing Hall Reed. Choster Valley Railroad trains leave Bridgeport at .8.30 A u., and 2.05 and 5.02 P. U., returning, lent,' Downingtown at 6.20 A. IC, 12.45 noon, and 5.16 p. connecting with situllar trains on Reading Ball Road. Cu Sundays Leave New York at 5.00 P. U., Philadelphia nt U. and 3.15 P.1.1.,(thu 8.05 A. U. train running only to blending.) leave Pottle I , llle at 8.00 A. 0.1 leave alarrisburg nt 5.35 A. II , hod 4.10 p. U., Novo Allentown at 7.25 A. U., and 8.45 1.0.,. WrIV. itddaida II 7.15 A. X. and 1005 r. U. for Ifni risburg, at 7.23 a. it., for NewYora, at 4.45 P. 11. fur Allentown, uud "at 8.40 I. U. and 4.25 p. U. for PJillattalphia. Colllalutatlon, 3111engo, Season, School arid HUM, pion Tickets, to and front all points,at reduced rates. Ragan° chocked through; 100 pounds allowed each Pan/longer. El= CM ' 0, A. NICOLL:4, pun tlup't Pn., May 18, 1870. , CUMBERLAND VALLEY' R. R. CHANGE OF HOURS. • SUMMER ARRANGEMENE - On and after Thurnday,..jutto 10; 1870; Passenger. Trains will run dully,. follows, (Sundays exeoptod): WESTWARD I . ACCOMMODATION TRAIN leares Harrisburg 8:00 A. u , Itiochanichburg 8:36, Carlini° 0:11, Nowvlllo .0:47, altlpponaburg 10:20, Cltainborsburglo;44, reou cantle 11:10, arriving at Hagerstown 11:45, A.ll. MAIL TRAIN loaves Iturrinburg 1:38, P. x., Mo. chanicnburg Carlini° 2:40, Nowvlllo 3;15, Ship. ponsburg 8:45, Cluunbornbnig 4:20, Oreencaallo 4:60, arriving at Hagoratown rah, EXPRESS TRAIN leaven Harrisburg 4:15, P it, Mechanicsburg 4:47,Cari1a105:17, Nowvlllo 6:60, Ship Punnburg 1117, arriving at Cluanboraburg 0:46, P x. A MIXED TRAIN haves Chatubornburg 8:00, A II Greencaatio o:ls,`arrlvlng at Lingeratownl,o:oo, A si. EASTWARD 1 • ACCOSIBIODATION TRAIN leaven Chambernburg 6:00 A at, Shipponnburg 5:20, Nowvlllo LOU, Carlini° 0:32, Mechanicaburg• 7:02. arriving ot. , Hurrinburg 720,A x. TRAlN'lnaves Ifngm gown 8:00 A It, Green; eitario 8:35, Chatnburiburg 0:10, Shippousburg 0:40, Nowville10:14, Carlisle 10:50, Mechanicsburg 11:24 arriving at Harrisburg 11:550.. EXPRESS - TRAIN loaves Hagerstown 12:00 14, Oreoacastlo 12:28, Cluunborsbarg 1:05, Shlpponaburg I:l7,Newvillo 2:lo..Carlinio 2:60, Mochanicaburg 3:18, arriving at Harrisburg 3:50,p Bt. A MIXED TRAIN leaves Hagerstown 5:015,.? x, Oreoncustlo 4:l2,•arrivlngat Chamberaburg 5:05,5 x. Air. Slaking °luso connections at Harrisburg with _trains to and from Philadelphia, Now York; Washing. ton, Baltimore, Pittsburg, and allpelt'. West. 0. N. LULL, Supt. SuporlatendeuVa Mao, Chatab'g, April 30, 1870. CARLISLE, PA I= PURR LIQUORS, TPINES,(Pc N EW LIQUOR. STORE. • •' JQIIN HAN NON ' , r,' • N. E. Cor. Ilimovor and Pomfret street& • (A tow doors moth of Bontee story.) .• • • Euro Ryo Whielly, • , - Rod Comsion IVlktokb • •- • • , • Pure 1 1 .11nd Olugor llmully, Elhorry4ho, • , - Jamal6.a Rod' „. • • Rupborr; syrup. • Ohampagno. !ASHLER' BITTERS• INIIMPB and GLAKVit 1604(1- ll= HOTELS CARLISLE PA - N. W. WOODS, Propriutur. CM=E! EMSEM El= A. L. SPONBI,,ER'S OpLIJMN. iv L. SPONSLER, Real Eetate Agent, Serlvuner, penvoyaneer, Incur aura' and Claim Agent. Office, Main Street, nag Giotto Bquaro..• • VIRGINIA LANDS in tho Shonan dotal Valloy.for Hale.—A number of valuable, and highly improved forme lu "the Valley" are of fered for Halo. The tracta run from 00 to 360 acres. The land is of the best quality of limmtone, fully equal, If not superior, to the hand In. Cumberland Valley, end will be disposed of at todonishlngly low figures. The extension of the Cumberland Valley Railroad - into Virginia, as now surveyed, will run inunediately through the suction of comitry to which these lands are located, which, when, com. Meted, together with the advantage of the Siloam doah river transportation will give them all the ad vantages of Northern and Bottom market. A splendid opportunity for lucrative Investments la hero offered. . . . A foil and minute doacription of tho location and character of the various thacta may ho had, by ap plying to A. L. SPONSL.E.,II., — 171111170 Real Estato Agent, Carlisle. ORE BANK FOR SALE.—A rich deposit of the beet quality lletmatito Oro yielding 60 per cunt. comprising about 18 ACRES, located in Alonroo township, about 2 miles Item the Iron Works of 0:W.4 D. V. - Ahl, on thiriouth side of thu Yellow touches creek. There Is a stream of water rennin th rough the tract sufficient for washing the oto and furnishing water poweir be side, Poisons desirldus of flowing the bank may call upon George W. I.eldich, at “Leidich's mill,' , for merly known as Bricker's mill, Monroe township, Cumberland eountyr or u"' A. SPONSLER, Menai) Real Estate Agent, Carlisle. ORE WASHER FOR,SALE.—An ex collat. Oro Watltor, it tho Oro Bank of tisorg • W. Letitia, nearly new. Will be sold vary low. Ap ply to A. L. SPONEILEIL ti.jan7o , F OR RENT.—Tito brick residence of Junica Haag,. Wooled ou South Hanover atroot, nearly opposite Early's hotel, will bo leased tar ono year from Oral of April next. Alen, a commodious two story brick maiden., on Rant atroot, between Main and Louther taroks; sod a lot of ground on the cant side of the Lotort Spring, belonging to the bairn of Joseph Shrum, doceased, will be also lensed for one year fronts the . first of April next. 17m bin DESIRABLE BUSINESS STAND AND COMMODIOUS RESIDENCE I=! The aubueriber cam nt pri auto ualp, that wu known BUSINESS STAIND, nod Dwelling house, situated on North Ilnnover street, two deuce north of the Carllniti Deposit Bank, now in the occupancy or 11. Pohly. -This property Is 44-feet front on Hanover street, by 220 feet in depth, to a 12-foot alley. The front house contains the largest, best lighted, and most couvenienT Store Room in Carlisle, whilst the 'oration Is conceded an all hands to ho most central. and prominent. The dwelling home is largo and rommodions, and well irdapted to tho omen at n that dare private Boarding House, the need of 'Which is so plainly evident, alike to our 'citizens, and visitors trout ub road. • Them L also en thu foot thu lot, a two story. weather•boatiled lion•e, which reins readily, at $OO per an dam. This property is oflarod at a low price, 'and on finite easy terms. Apply to • • • A. L. SPONSLER, . Neal Estate Agent Ue7otl B RICK RESIDENCE AT PRIVATE HALE. Situate on North TM etreot, In tho borongkof Car Solo, N 0.79. The lot moist. about 22 leetl n front and 110 feet In depth to en alley. The Ito. provemente ore n .mm0(1101111 ' TWO-STPRYaRR4pR' Ito us containing two rooms, ball and lcltehou on the first floor, arid three comfortable chambers on the second vtory, nud an unfinished attic. There • are quite nrl oty - of fruittre6s - on - the - lotrin - geml - bearing-1, der, convenient ont.l.undings, and a litre cistern and hydrant in the yard. The property is in good con dition, and -will ho of-fun tcasonsble terms. Enquire of A. L. SPONSLER, lojune7o Real Estate Agent. --- .711A - CTITNg - TVO CARLISLE MACHINE WORKS ! , GARDNER rvoo. CUMBERLAND VALLEY REAPER AND MOWEI, We are now blinding, and will bang out fur the lou vest of MO, the New Patent Cumberland Valley Combined REAPER AND "MOWER, with BELY RAKE, and all other late improvements. It will be built in the beet style, and warranted to work galls fitctorily. The want of a home made Reaper,has snug been felt, and we expect to bo able to offer to the 'farmers of Cumberland and adjoining counties machine et bleb shall be a complete and perfect har vester, equal to the best brought from a distance Partners are requested to cull and exanduo It. = We ire building, hue aoawn, only a limited num leer or Hay Hakes. 'Tiro Novelty has the doll Acting arrinigunumt, or can be worked by hand, on tho old principle. It will be made of the best wateriula, in hmuleeuuo atylo, nod warranted to give satlsfartiou. Send in your oral.. early. =I Wu continue building the original Willoughby Patent Gum Spring Grain 'Drill, so well known, and popular among fenders. No good .farmer can ;Mud to do without -the Willoughby, for it largely in• creases, and improves hlu crops, and soon pays fur Itself. We make it as a Urain and Grass Seeder alone, or with Patent Deer Attachment for sowing phosphatik or guano. Wo also build Dm Willoughby with the shovels In straight rank or zig rug, ad farmers may prefer.. I=2 Wu ore manufacturing a variety of agricultural implements, such as hors; powers and titru.lters, cider mills, Star corn shollere, tltreo sires, Cannon con] Ateliers, Eureka fodder cutter, nod koop always on hand the National Fodder Cutter, time sizes, wills various other farnag implements. We also make Earner's putout Tire bender, and Porter's ptv Ott Tuyero, which every blacksmith. should hove. Also cast iron corn crusitero, wash kettles, num six., cel lar grates, five dillerunt patterns, plow earflap and other mat logs kept always on hand. Tilo CARLISLE COOK STOVE, our own casting, in 0110 of thu Lott and cheapest ato•es in the untrk..t. STEAM ENUINE AND MIMI ? WORE An heretofore, wo give particu , ar attention to building STEAM ENGINES, and furnishing eIIAYT. INO, GEARING, PULLIES, and every part of the machinery connected with Paper mills Flouring Saw mills, Tanneries, &c. Our .Vatto, as for steam unglues are from two up to twonty.llvo Inoue power, combining simplicity of construction with all modern improvemonts, and furnished at accommo dating prices. We also build portable unglues of two horse power fur running printing presses, Sc. We have an ostensive variety of• patterns far mill work, to which we urn cualantly making additions, and can fill contracts for. regime and Mills at short notice. Sir Two 00w stalloropy engines . now on Lnnt•nn}l for solo El= Attached to our establishment in uu Extunsivo PLAN iNO MM.. and SAW and DOOR FACTORY, with All Otto machlkory for Manufacturing door and window frame., stub, shutters and blinds, brackets, mouldloge, cornice and portico drapery, stair rail and balunters, flooring, Biding and every other srlicto in do line of building materials, from the lowest price to first class quality. Builders and contracture tusy rely an alt orders, large or small, being promptly 'filled.' All extreme° supply of seminal pine, walnut and oak lumber kept' constantly In our tumbor yard ready for nee. Ninon else. of lath pod low priced doors alwgye on baud, _nod utter articles tuudo to order. All ordoro or Inquiries by mall, or otherwise, In connection with nor branch of our inuineso will ho promptly 'Mended to. " Y. CIAILDNEIt 14tif76 Cl4untlaerBbury Nursery. TO 1 AUMEDB AND TNED.PLANTERO MIIE CHAMBERSBURR RUBBERY ASSOCIATION. (Formal.ly Ryder Nursery /Lamelatlou,) .. , lava for solo, lit largo.oroulan quantities, a cholco nortittont of, - Apple, • „7, . Peach, I , • • . . Pear,: ' Plum,• ad Othor trees, with all lila now'orgood khalif of - Grapo Tinos; • Ovor_auo hundred Tariotios of Roses, Aud au endless assortment of oviirything that to de-, [Amble to stock a first class orchard or garden. Our prices aro low and our trees are as good as t h e best. Orders by mail will receive our float attention, and satisfaction guarantied in all ow' deallags,' 'For Catalogues and other infolinallea address the • . • PIMINTONMINT, ' • Obambersburg'Nursory ASsoclationi' • . y OneuDananna, PA • Wo want n good, rollatdo man In very town to ac,c agont for the aato of our tram and Planta , . . PIANOS von SALE! , Two Arst-oloma ?lawn, wldch have bean in usobut a 'abort tlmo, will be gold vary low for enob. Apply at one.) to • , , : 9Juntdo4 4011 N IL MO* CARLISLX PENN'A, THURSDAY, 'JULY 7, IS7O. detect Poetra. TIIF BBAU.TIFUL LAND Thero aro brighter sklos than thee° I know ; f Lands whoro no shadows lie, Fields whore Immortal (Torun hlooM, • And founts that are never dry ; • • Thure aro domes whore the stars are never Where the moon forovor And the tousle-breath of the radiant. hills Swoops o'er tho crystal streams; Nor oftek.l'vo caught, In •tho time of sloop, A gorgeous glimpsOof Ude hidden deep, Away hl the loud of dreams. When night lots down her pall of inlet , On dander cords ofair, And tho purple shadows of dying day Aro teaming everywhere ; Wl,ilo unseou fairies chant a lay Li tho lily's crimson cello, And the solomn voice of the bernilees winds •. Breaks up the dreary fells, I know, by the cry of my soul within, Thero's a place where they shut tho gates of sin And the Pod of glory dwells, The wall of the wind, the ,Iver'e voice, Tho srch of weetern hill, The bbauty weed o'er the living earth, In elurnbroue twilight kill Tiro yearnings of each human heart Fora holier, better clime— A higher life than thin mortal course, It oaring the meal divine! Ab I mare there must he a beautiful land, - Where the white•robod millions renamed Maud Chanting 'their wogs eublime.,. Jiseltrt !ate. MAJOR MILDEW. j34' PAUL CRICYTON Major Mildew was a jolly bachelor of —, but Nye need not be particular about his age ; suffice it to say that he• looked young, with his hat cocked jauntily on . one side of his head, his bealitifui brown locks freshly barbered, his upper lip cleanly shaved, and his glossy whiskers 'gracefully and tastefully combed. Yes—the Major looked young, witli his splendid trock coat buttonefl across his manly chest, and his slender cane dang ling carelessly in the'fingers of his gloved right hand ; he looked young, too, in the midst of youth and beauty, in the fash ionable drawing-room-of Mrs. L—, whose favorite he was ; for nobody was ever more polite, cheerful, and devoted to the ladies, than our friend tho Major. Ali I but the Major had not always the same youthful appearance You should see him at nine in the morning ! There is the same rich glow on his face—for that glow has become permanent, thanks . to the Major's jolly mode of life, his ex traordinary goorrapirits 'But the Major does not look young aS he stands befoiro the looking-glass coloring the roots of his whiskers, which, strange to say, ac quire a silvery tinge in their daily and nightly growth ; or as ho scours and adjusts_the_beautiful white teeth, sot in gold, for which he is indebted to a den tist ! Ho does not look_ so youthful, with his wig hanging there on the 'bed post, as when it adorns his mirth and polished crown, But-. enought-01--this, The Major lOoka well enough before the world ; and whokbysinets is it to inquire how lie looks behind his bed curtains 7 The Major is a groat lover of adven tures, intrigues, and everything of the sort ; and numerous aro the stories he tells, of which ho himsolf is the hero, and some tender beauty tho heroine. These, wd will not repeat ; but as there is one good story which he never relates, we will take the liberty of relating it for him.' One fine morning fOund tho Major, as youthful in appearance as ever, lounging about the pleasure grounds of the hotel in S—, wo will call the village, to avoid personalities—when ho had the good for tune to moot an old acquaintance. "Ha ! Major !" cried Frank J—,, "how are you? What brings you to S— ?" " Adventure,• adventure I" replied' Major Mildew, with a sifinfileant wink. '!Then you have of courec seen Mrs. Fitzalton, the 1i0006?" "Deng it, no I I haven't seen any body exceptElzator B—'s beautiful lady, who ha given me such decided encouragement—ut first sight, too !—that her husband is horribly jealous. But who is Mrs. Fitzalton? You see, I an: rived only yesterday, and I havou't ECM much of S— as yet." " And AM haven't heard of Mrs. Fitz alton '?" " No." "Why, she is the gcoatest attraction in S-- I She is a ,widow—sprightly, gay, very tall mill beautiful, although a littlo masculine, mid the moat original woman in. the world„ Sho rides like an amazon, drives lilm Jelinond" " And what ?" cried the Major, deeply interested. "And dresses in man's clothes." "Not" " It's a fact ! Every time she doos for a walk, she appears in trowsers, frock coat, shirt collar, hat and boots." The Major's in was excited.- He :made a few • more isinpiiries of his friend, then took his way across a neigh boring field towards a brook, on the banks of which Mrs. Fitzalton had been seen walking a few- minutes before. "I'll got a sight at her, at'any.rato I" said the Major"; "and if time, place, and circumstance favor," ho added, with a confident, knowing -Smile—"why, you may hear from me again. That's all." . The ardent and adVenturous. Major met with that success in hisaearch which only the braVe deserve. The Itionne was crossing a rude bridge thrown across the stream. Major Mildew knew her by her smooth face, slight but elegant form, and her 'very plump, straight and beau tiful—pantaloons 1 She wore her hat With ainanly and carried her cane with a nonchalance and grace which el cited the Major's admiration. -; - llis heart beat With warm and thrilling emotions ; but concealing his feelings lopneath,"his usually coal. and' Polished ulterior, he ' approached the ,beautiful pantaloons. , • "Bog pardon, sir," said he, touching hie hat, , and smiling as nobody but the Major could smile 7 —"hein can You-'•-rah —tell me—dh—Where,thiiiteautiful wa terfall is which 13—,— boasts 04 so Mach?" . The boNbowed 4racofully, , u iid • "Struck with my app Oarance, Uy lorol" 'thought tho 3rtijor. ' "Cortahilk, *Ar o "' topliqd Aire. Muni toM.ia a °leer, ringing 'And in dui meet 'polita and charming i Manner,' she mmix - dad to eve the' Majtir tho 'neaeseary directions fOrlinding the waterfall. Xeauwhilo thO lifajor etam ined her with, undisiiiiieinl winidor admiration,' 'Such - a tmaittifiit laud; such a eleai .dark 'expression, and aucla pantaloons, ho thought lie had never seen before. " And she is struck with me, by Jove!" thought the Major, with a sweet thrill of joy: Ho was sorry the waterfall was so far up the stream ; it was a warm day ; he did not like to walk alone ; and if the "young gentleman _did. not object, he . would ho most happrto accompany him to the Nillage." To the Major's nutptise and delight, tho lionne said she would be pleased with his company. So Major Mildew walked along by her side, conversing with her in his most agreeable ' and captivating style, and easting.oceasional side-long glances, full of Udmiration, at her beautifully fitting attire. "You perceive I am— ; ah—a sort of stranger in air," observed the Major, laying a peculiar stress on the last word: " I have notyet—ah—scen much of. the society here. But I am told—ah—that there is a Mrs. Fitzajton in the place—who is—ah—you know— very much in vogue." " I have Joaid of her." " Ah, hive you? And you have hnd the pleasure of seeing her, perhaps P" " 0, frequently I" " Indeed I and is she—ali;--as hand some as report says she is?" " Everybody does not thinls her baud some,'i was the careless reply. "How admirably sho evades the ques tion !" thought the Major. "And what an admirable swagger she has, by Jove ! 'twould be the envy of the young uns in town I I must pursue this intrigue. Perhaps, sir, you will do me the favor= ah—to accompany me to the hotel, and take some refreshment ?" . " With the greatest pleasure 1" replied the lio ;me. The Major was delighted. It was the proudest day of his life. Mrs. Fitzalton, the original, independent, sprightly, and fashionable lionise, would be soon entS'r hid the hotel with him, arm' in - arm I The Major drew that beautiful hand over his sleeve and pressed it to his heart. And did she withdraw it? No I She merely laughed, whipped her boot with her cane, and, with a charming swagger, mounted the steps with her happy com panion, before the eyes of the curiphs, wondering crowd. The refreshments were ordered in a private room, and the amorous Major sat down by the side of the /loam: The air with which. she tossed off, the cham pagne,, was truly bewitching ; and when the Major finally offered her a'eigar, she took. it gingerly between her beautiful lips, and puffed forth the jots of smoke, in -the most dandified fashion. The Major waiiikldiligh•teo that he could no longer resist the temptation to throw his arms around her waist, and press her to his side. " Como," said she archly, "Um afraid this wine has had a bad effect on . you. Ha! ha !" And she throw her arm corinetishly on his shoulder. Whether there follo4l a kiss or a warmer embrace, wo are unable to re late ; but a minute after, the lionne cast horeyo out or the window, turned pale, started to her feet, and sprang across the room. The Major saw a stout man ap proaching the hotel, and burned in some excitement to demand :In explanation from his companion. " Help mo escape 1 The rt is no time to lose 1 If ho should see me hero ho would• kill us both 1" she exclaimed wildly. "He has coma in searclrof mo." " Your husband 1 I thought you wore a widow r , murmured the agitated Major. " What shall we do ?"• min lionne lid already locked the door. "Thorn," pho cried. "Lot nobody enter until I any out of eight. She murmured something more ttbOut eternal gratitude, and throwing open the window, mounted the sill. "(food God !" exclaimed the Major, "you are not going to jump ! It's twenty feet to the ground. You'll break your neck." "It's the airy way," she repliod, In a rapid tone. " Lot inc go." The Major throw out his arms, either to detaM her or enjoy a last embrace, but sho slipped through his fingers as nimbly Itit , a circus rider, and loapedy to-the ground like a cat. Before thO Major could recover from his amazement, she had run through the orchard and disap peared. Major MildOW was still trembling When there came a rap at the door. lihrfirst Impulse was to leap out of the window aftor , his fair _companion ; but a pang of fear shot through him, as be saw in fancy bis'mangled :remains- on the ground be-- low. Concluding that •he would as lief be stabbed as have his neck broken, ho closed the window and rau to the'door. " thoyo?" ho demanded, 'in a trembling voice. s Waiter P' The Major drew a long, breath, and cautiously opened the door. ' There in deed stood the waiter,•but he was pushed • aside, and the terrible stout gentleinan Tualied into the room. s • ' " Aro you alone,;sir?" demanded ho, glancing his eyearolind the apartment. . " Y-yos l you 'sco I am alonel" 'was • the reply. • "No minion, if you.""loaso I"' cried ; the stout gentleman, sternly. " What has booorne' of the individual who was With,you.half an hour Since?" ' "Ah I understand--411 7 -you. -are—" " Yes—a follow about sevonteen— smell' in stature- ,-. handsoino features— • feminibe ,--- shivating Manners—goes by the namo'of VilsOti—roal name Jommy tOriOus pialtiiocket."' , • " Good Lord 1" 'exclaimed:, the - aston ished 'Major,_ hi • great consternation, clapping his hand upon his lido--",l'm lobbed t 'Bo's watch, „my p'ocketi book4iild'iny=•My gold Ppencil 4 l - Tore, this way 1 , Jempod Out 'of the Win d:4,l He ran through tho'ol:chard l" 'The pSor-,--for such the stout gentle- , manwas--441biappeared, leaving the Major' raving like a aidnan. - • • • "Hajor Mildew! comp quick I" cried.' Franks hurryiiig tho room, "Hero's lirs."Fitzalton getting into the. carriage! ' you wantto see her." • • 1. "Curse. your; 'Mal.' 'Fitniton chained the "Curd) all Wonien inirowiers, Wu robbed,!". • And in the excitement of the moment,' he relateti what had happened. Frank 3 roared. Ah, whatwouldthelfajor i p hay ivon 00 10o:have recalled hia con fide o I .. - ' - o knew that Prank 3---- would give , the story to rumor's wanton tongues, and ho would,never hear the last of his adiDenture with the bonne! The pickpocket escaped ; and Major Mildew loft S— that day, an angry, disappointed, misanthropic, miserable man ; and has not behold the light of his benignant countenance Since. (lake Vottrg. THE.C.EILDI3EN OF THE P 0.012 AT MANUNON 0. SWIIOIIOOO Take heed of this =fall child of earth ; He le great ;..hol;ath In Illin.p_od_ritosttil gli—_ Children before their fleshy birth - Are lights alights alive In the blue sky. In our light, bitter world of wrongs They come; God gives us thorn n while. Ills speech I. in their stammering tongues, And Ills forgiveness in their smile.- Their sweet light reale upon our oyos„ Alas I thole right to Joy le plain, If they aro hungry, Portl'. Weep; and If ea', llaavon thrills with pain The want that lisps their Onion flower SpeaksJUdgment on stn's ministers. Man holds an angol fn Ids power, Ah I deop Inlleaven whet thunder stys, When God troche out these tender things Whom In tho shadow whorq wo sleep He Bonds us clothed shout with wings, And Ands them ragged babes that weep! THE SEVEN WONDERS OF THE WORLD BY THE FAT CONTRIBUTOR. ° Many people don't know what the seven wonders of the world ' are, and therefore wouldn't recognize them if they. saw them. They are— First. "The Great Pyramid of Egypt," built by an old Mutton chop called Cheops, king of Egypt, Illinois. He was twenty years in building it—he and about 800,000 othbrs, whose names .we have ,forgotten. There is no peer amid modern monuments for Cheops. Second., "Babylon the Great." Tho walls of the city being sixty miles in cir cumference, and eighty-seven feet thick, they naturally came very. high. Walls were high that year anyhow. The walls surrounding the palace of Nebudchadnez zar were six miles in extent to prevent 'his escape when let out to grass. Hang ing—Wasn't "played out" in Babylon, for we read of their hanging gardens. Third. "'The gold and ivory statue of Jupiter Olympus," done by Phidias, the greatest living artist now dead. There is some dispute as to the nationality of Jew Peter .Olympus; but the name denotes that he was a Hebrew of Irish extraction. Fourth. "The Temple of Diana of the "Ephesians," at Ephesus. It was Wit of cedar, cypress and gold, with a,. brownstone front and a Mansard roof. It harti - liall and side entrance; - liatlr= room, hot and cold water on every floor, was convenient to the horse-cars, _and within five minutes' walk of the post office. Diana used to say if she was to die anywhere, she would prefer to depart from her temple at Epheans. Fifth. "The Mausoleum, or Tomb of Mausolus;" - erected at Halicarnassus. Mausolus was a Greek who invented the mausoleum. His original model of it may be seen at ,the Patent Office in Washington. Sixth: " The Pharos of Alexandria," an ancient lighthouse built at Alexandria by one of the Pharaohs. Heavy old light house that must have been, four hundred and fifty foot high. Seventh. " Tho Colossus of Rhodes," giant figure 105 foot high, placed across the harbor of Rhodes, with a stride. of fifty feet from rock to rock, of which there are two. The Louisville mail boats easily passed beneath it without loiver ing their smokestacks. A lamp burned in its right hand.. It was burned inwith a hot poker. An internal staircase led to its sumniit, and around its nook was suspended a glass, iu which shipsmight be discerned as far off as the Egyptain coast. By the aid of the glass you could " Tell Auht Rody" (who lives at Rhodes) as far'as you could see her. The • Car diff Giant is a distant relative.. The Colossus was thrown down by au earth quake, in a square hold. It was the champion wrestler, and palling but an earthquake. could throw it. The contest now lies be,'ween Vanderbilt .aid Fisk for the title of. COlosmis•Roads. If you have any more wonders, bring. 'em on. .11USBANDS' COMMANDMENTS. Sem° bifurcated specimen - 15f the genus homo, unmindful or woman's rights, has had the.temerity: to; ,fso l lo ~,, following vermilion odiot : Thou shalt love no other man but me: 'Thou shali.net liave a daguerreotype or any other likeness if any other man but thy husband. Thou shalt not koop ' it in secret nor worship it, for I, thy husband, am a jealous husband. Thou shalt not speak. Shy husband's naive with levity. Remember thy liusbauti'S command:- ments to keep them sacred.. . 'Honor thy husband and obey him, that thou-mayst bo long, in tho home ho has given the°. . . Th6u shalt not Lind fat& • when thy husband chews and smokes. , , •• Thou shalt not scold. Thou Shalt net permit thy 'husband to wear a buttonless ,shirt, but shell keep his clothing in good repair. ' ' Thou shalt not continually gad about negikting thy hnsband.a.nd family... Thou, shalt not strive to Jive, MAIM style of thy neighbors, .unloss ' th'y hus band is able to support it. . .' Thou shalt not covet ..thy neighbor's fine house, nor his , flue furnittro,nor. his wife's thousand dollar shawl, nor her fifty dollar • handkerchief, 'nor 'anything that is thy neighbor's.' i . Thou shalt not iicol4 ;thy ; livabAnd stay out till after ton o'clock a night. ' Thou shalt not run'up largobb—Ms at the storo's which thy husband. is unahlo to foot, for verily ho knowoth his moans.: , A.at OT bOy, after dating a groan ap, oiolaimed : doar, P . vo 'allowed an Odd "An Odd Follow "You, hi t 2i u la giving mo That yo gptor will.bo'nomobodY yot, if ho . , , A friend Wishes ho was a butterfly.. Tie , lovoSlckhaug nroundlit.lips: ' -• Drmorouii pottyg. _ 2'IIE PUZZLED CENSUS TAKER I=l " Got nny boys?" the Marshal Bald To a holy from over the Rhino; And she shook her flaxen bend,. And civilly answered " NEIN I" "Got noy Odor tho INforgbnl Bald To tho Indy from over the Rhino; - Aut again Melody ohook her hand, And civilly enowcrod " NUN n But sumo aro dead r_tlio_MarelodAahl To . tho lady from over the Rhino; And again Oa lady shook her hood, And civilly anewoced "NOOK I" "Husband of COIZT6O.I"-tbii, Marshal said To tho lady from over the Rhin.); And again she shook her !taxon head, And civilly Imswered "NEON I" " Tho d-1 you linTO I" tko Mnrohnl pald - - To the Indy - from - over the - Rhine ;-- - And ngaln nho altook har , flazon bend, And civilly annwored " Neon I" "Now what do you moan by Oinking your bend - And always answering Num t"! " Ich kaun nicht Englieh," civilly mid The lady from over tho Rhine. Now pronounced 'Nine,' is the German for' No.' Visa Mutton geltding LAST WORDS OF GREAT MEN. Is there not something very tender and sugge'stive, ,reader, in the .title which heads this paper? Who will deny that anintense and sorrowful interest at taches to the last recorded utterances of all men, but more especially of all groat men? Who can say what marvelous sights may not have been seen by their mortal eyes, which, so fast closing upon all earthly things, were oven then enter ing the very presence-chamber of the Highest? It is related by the biographer of Thomas Campbell, that the last sound which escaped the poet's lips, " •t‘'eas an exclamation of Surprise or joy." Who can say, as the poet's spirit was travers ing that border-land which separates life from immortality, what wondrous sights might notte dawning upon its vision?. Judging by the various rec&ffed utter ances of our great men when they-lay ing, the ''Subjects which occupied their last thoughts Were as diverse as those which occupied their lives. . Ofttimes the last broken expression .. of our great men contain dim foreshadowings of things to come ; often, however, they are merely expressive of happiness and resignation, or of despair and weariness. of life. In other- cases; again, we see ruling passion strong in death." -We find warriors thanking ...pod, with: their - lase breath, thdt, they had done their dnty ; and martyrs,_whild onseend ing the scaffold; resigning their- souls. to heaven, feeling assured that thier deeds would live . after them, and would be their truest mbnument to all future time. Oc casionally, too, we have men poking, jokes at the grisly King of Terrors him - - selfr-and-passing-behind-the dark_eurtain._ with a jest upon their lips. In short, we shall find the last words of our groat men generally breathe out courage, wisdom, philosophy, pathos, happiness, sorrow, I wit, remorse or despair, just in the pro portion which their lives exhibited of these qualities. Surely there is something, very pathetic in those last words of Dr. Adam,' of gd inburgh, the high school head-master : -"It grows dark, boys ; you may go." As the shades of .death were fast closing around him, the master's thoughts were still with his work ; and thus regarding the shades of death as but the waning twilight of the earthly day, he gave the signal of dismissal to bis imaginary scholars, and was himself at the same in stant "dismissed" froni work to his eter nal rest Every ono knows that the last words' which Hoethe uttered wore truly memo rable : "Draw back the curtains," . said ho, "and let in more light I" At the time of Humboldt's death the sun was shining brilliantly into the room in which ho was lying ; and it is:stated that his last words, addressed: ;to' his niece, were these : "Wie horrlich diese Strahlen, sio schienen, — die. Eido, zum Himmel, zu rufous I" (How grand these rays ; they seem to''beckhn earth to hea ven !) Sir Walter Scott, during his last ill ness, more than once turned to Lockhart and exclaimed with great fervor to him : "Be a good man, my dear." Miami we. recollect the character of the man who uttered thorn, is not there a little sermon in these words? Judge Talfourd, it will be remembered, , died suddenly, ' while_ delivering the charge to the grand 'jury at the Stafford assizes.. The last sentence which ho lit tered, before • his head fell forward upon, his breast, is pregnant with wisdom, and. from the eternal truth which it so ndbli enunciates, forms a fitting conclusion to Talfourd's benevolent and useful career. !' That,V safd 7 ;.be, "which is wanted to hind togotheithe bursting'bonds of the difforentclasses of thiti,countryeis not kindness, but, sympathy.'' And so with the , , last word" sympathy" yet trembling .upon lips, .pOor .Talfourd passed away. • Dr. Johnson's last words, addressed to a ybung lady standing by his bedside, 'wore, " God blesirychymly dear !" And "God bless you! * * .* Is that you, Poya 2" were ykr ordsworth's last words. Them, is a singnlar identity, also, he , twoon the last utterances of Mrs. Han- . nal4loreand of tye•lxfstoirian, Sir Samos. Maidcintosh. Thc,-;..last, words of 'both. consisted of one 'word, and'both • alike. I . irimthe the sameS.pfrit of 'looniness:. " Joy", was - the last utterance of the for t mer, and "Happy" that, of the latter: "I am ready," wore the last words of the. groat actor, %Charles, *thCws, sworing.tho call of death.. . John Knox, about cloven o'elobic on. thiirtight of his,doathi gave n deep sigh, 'and oxelaiMod •,it • ,is oomo1" . .. These wore his last words, for in •a feW moments later ho.cliPirod• ' ~ Glonerld Washington'.o last,wonls4cro thn, cool and reliant as himself., ".I,am , about to . . said ho, " and IDm not, afraid .to die." 'Noble woe s, . them° I, Theie is something in theM Nhich re minds us of ,A.ddison's celebialed recuest to those'areund 'hire; wary.' how. a Ahilatiapi °Sri' die."' — " • Etty, the great painter, quietly marked the progress Uf dishohltion going on withiti hkrframe, Mid coolly: moralized :thereon. last.WOrds *wore ':'," Won. derful—wonderful, this death I". and he uttered them with perfect Calmness. , ;,Thomas - Hood's last words•. )veto : " Dying, dying !" as though, says his , biographer, "Ito was glad to realise the sense of rest implied in them." ' Among the last utterances of another great wit, DouglaS Jerrold, was the re ply which lie made to the, question, "How he•felt ?" Jerrold's reply was quick and terse, as his conversation al ways was, , Ho felt, lie said, " as ono who was waiting, and waited for." When wo remember Charlotte Bron to's stormy and sorrowful life, - lightened for only afew brief months towards, its close by her marriage, with her father's curate, Mr. Nicholls, there, is a Mohan choly plaintiveness in her last words. Addressing her husband, she said : "I am not g oi ng to die, am I? lie will not separate us,; we have been so happy." - Poor Oliver Goldsmith's farewell words aro also very plaintive. "Is your mind at ease 2" asked his doctor. " No, it is not, was poor Goldsmith's melan choly reply. This was the last sentence ho over uttered, and it is sorrowful like his Wm Ono of Keats' latest utterances is full of a singular pathos and beauty. "I feel," he said, on his destli-bed—"l feel the flowers growing over me I" Tasso's last words—'' Im %manna tuns Donaine," (Into thy hands, 0 Lord, do I commit my spirit)—nro eminently relig ious. They were uttered by him with extreme difficulty, and immediately af terward ho expired. Napoleori's last words assuredly exl hibit "the ruling. passion strong' in death." On his death-bed ho became delirious. Ho issued orders to his troops, and imagined that lie was cdn ducting a great battle. " Tete d' armee" were the last words which escaped his lips. The son of Edmund Burke,, the great statesman, was a young man of rare promise, and his early death hastened the decease of his illustrious father. It is related that on the night of - his death, young Burke suddenly rose up and ex claimed "Is that rain? Oh, no 1 it is the sound of the wind among the times." Ho then , turned to his father, regarded him with a look of groat affection, and then commenced to:recite with deVp feel ing, the sublime lines of Milton from Aff , am's Morning: Hymn, which he knew .to be his father's favorite. Just as he pronounced the last word his strength failed him, the lamp which had flickered up - so grandly in its socket was quenched, ho fell forward in his fath er's, arms, and -515 4 died. Buidie's grief was terrible, and ho did not long survive hig son. Burke's own last words , are the same as those of Johnson and Words worth, namely, " God bless you I" . Who that over read them, can forget those noble last words which Bishop Lati mer addreskd to, fellowstifferer, - Bishop Ridley, when both N 4 vcro about to perish in-the- flames at Oxford'? Ad dressing Bishop Ridley, ho said: "Be of good cheer, Rrotliet—Ridloy-,-this-day-wo light a candle• in England which shall never—be extinguished." Wo question whether, if the archives of all the "noble army of martyrs" were ransacked, there could be found a record of any more memorable utterance than this. That greheman and incorrigible joker, Sir Thomas More, perished, it will be recollected, on the scaffold. Observing, as ho was ascending the scaffold, that it appeared very weak, .he turned to the lieutenant and said to him merrily : "I .pray you, Mr. Lieutenant, that you see me 'safo up ; and as for my . coming down, why, lot mo shift for myself." Thus speaking, passed away one of the best and bravest spirits of that age. King Charles 11. also died with a joke upon his lips. His death had been ex pected for some time before it occurred, and thus many of his courtiers had been kept up all bight' He apologized to those who stood around his bed for the trouble he had caused them ; ho had been, hd said, a Most unconscionable time in dying, but he hoped they sty Quid excuse it. "This was the last glimpse," remarks Lord Macaulay, "of that exqui site urbanity so often found potent to charm away the resentment of a justly incensed nation." Zwinglc, the great German reformer, Was killed in battle in the year 1531. Inn last words .are cool and bravo. Gazing coolly, and with undoubted courage, at the blood, trickling from his death wCunds, ho calmly exclaimed : ".What Matters this misfortune? They nifty in deed kill the body, but they cannot kill the soul."/ As a deal illustration Of our subject, wo give the last utterances of the vener able Bode. Bede died at Jarrow Monas tery, near Newcastle, in the year 785. The account left us 'of his death is Itexy striking. For a long timo previous, Be de had been engaged upon a translation of St. John's Gospel into the Saxon lan guage. ills work, which was to give God's word to the common people in Weir own . tongue, was very nearly com pleted ; hut Bede's. strength was ebbing fast. Ho satin his chair, however,. con scions still, though the.shatles of _death wore fast gathering around him. Tho scribe, who was writing to Bede's dicta tion; now ~hastily_ exclaiindd to him : "Dear master, there is yet ono sentence, not written." .This speech. raWalled Bodes-fast-failing sonseS; gathering to gether his declining strength, ho ane savored ." Write quickly ;" and theu dic tated to -the scribe the last sentence of ..the last chapter of the gospel according to St. John. The scribe wrote At down rapidlyi ,and thou said. "The sentence ,in, A.c)W 'written." ~peclo '!lt is well, You have said the truthr, It is finished: • CfOnsunimatunk MP?' • •- , 'Truk Diittoit:Prea' Ore:vs wants inoilot`ll liniUivetisents worked into School . 1434-• 11ghoblis after the sort of :the follOiving . 3 '•' ' ' • goose is'onJhor feast. -She . is a line quadruped; .and tenor video, Can the goose fly far 'No, neither the vise nor' the rhineeerei Oat' ily far.". • " lloro is the gas - works. • 'lt is a high huildirii,.• All • our, Congressiiian• are born Miro:: Congrosgmen Over steal? you allure they do:- ' • •:' Plloro is. the pletareof n young widow. Sob heir. 'sad' , stip loOks P lloz husband oould not.puy lies (47 g o ,o4fi bill, ,and t3O, he4-died. "Do y L on think" She • wilX got ,anothdr. man ? ' •Me Will try hard."... 2: orlere.is the sea' side. You see .that iswell' there.'. drinking, .spring water What :is She 'hero for.? For her health? Will ,i3lio gilt it ? _Yes, if her father,s motley 'holds'out, and she don't ;get en.. gaged , tri - that follow with paste dia monds." ME V. Tenas : TN AdivANcx f2..tr.1 a year.. ALLSPICE. Hand,somo trees=-palm ' s. : • Not a miss—a rich widow. ' Envy is the saw of the soul. • 'Tough' premerves—a'log-jarin Aftethe showers the flowers. ' The original bowifthe elbow. A law suit—black broad cloth.. Ho who would rest mist work. The woolen Mill is "fur" along, is good' for a cold. ' A joint-stock affair—Ox-tail soup. • A discontented fruitpino-apple. ', • Fast and loose'---a runaway horse, Scrambled hair is the latest kink, Tho lions of the day—dande-lions. A bone of contention—a jaw bone. What a woman wants—all she can get. Texans smoke in 'Galveston churches. A perfect cue-er—a billiard champion: ..The.l.Juion. .marriage. The sweetOf office—the sugar duties. A royal "needle" woman—Cleopatra. Front step courtship is not , the thing. The place for lawyers is " Sioux City." Dyspepsia—remorse of a guilty stout ash. ° For sale-- , the clMir in which the sun sets. In altar-ed circumstances—it Bond , . diet. Bronze boots are no longer tashion. , able. ` A. favorite air with the ladies—the first LEN Hope is the dawn of joys audits, twi light. Faro is taxed $4OO a quarter in Ne vada. Education is the chief defense of ions. Jennie Lind bosses a singing Bohm] Paris. Is a lady lawyer necessarily a :motliet- Illaw? Cutting jokes have a bitter renudn- bronco.' The head man in Prance is the Chill lotinist. The keynote of good breeditivis 13 natural. . The place that kills—running through a fortune. . , Ritualism is called "the coquetry of' religion." All the California Chiueso ask is sev enty:eve cents a day. Murdoch, the tragedian,' is now ttn Ohio farmer. The best way to 'Make a mimo is to have an aim, California .has nearlil,ooo,ooo nap of wheat land. 'The "oldest inhabitant" has begun annual death. It is better to carve your name on hearts than marble. The work 'of an hour—anything ydit do in sixty minutes. Borifidt - S - orwhite chips cost - more chips than any other style. Sleeve buttons for gentlemen continue to increase in size, --- 2 Lace„wiltbe thp !universal trimming , for . surnnier. garments, Mrs. , Santos Stark, the 'actress, has fallen heir to $lOO,OOO. -A. Cincinnati lUnatic claims to have, nine hundred progeny, The first Month of marriage is all joy —the next all jaw-y. The blowing of horse jockeys over a "dicker" is trade wind. "You aro too pointed," as the muffin said to the toasting-fork. When dry goods fall, toweling will come down with the milt. "Men born in May will be handsomer" How with babies? . Bismarck is sixty and Napoleon id sixty-two. I Wanted—tho,latest ' cont ract with the trade winds. Patience on a monument—:t slow Mar , Lilo cutter. The rings of Saturn are now open for investigation. c The instruments for feline serenadc the tom-tom, A. T. Kettle is the only singer who • never has a cold, Tho Daily Lyre is the latest name for a newspaper. • The potato-bug is afflicting Indiana, but it is not as bad as a hum-bug. Germany bo7asts of having 100,000 hytims, and any quantity of Herm Kansas has a female constable, but the meti,don't like her attacludents. A capital letter—the property-holder who lots his houses at reduced, rents: von the butcherti 'now, following the fashion, are wearing gored shirts. Fifteen thousand wives—or the mate rial for them—are wanted in Kaimp. ' Why is the WaY of transgressors so hard? Because it it so much traveled. Pearls aro more fashionable for a bride to 'wear' at her wedding than diamonds. Not all the ladies who use. the "switch": are schOol-marms. A bomb With which the FrOnch people are quite familiathom-bast, Don't go to cnurelt with a cough and disturb the rest of tic congregation. . ' The Money nutricet is likean old toper —always tight. Hard ,drinkingaitting cola reek and sipping cold water. Wards Words aro styled 4‘oontrover slat incandescence." • The.'Territorial jail contains ilie.only Bible class in Idaho. Those' A4 y ie hats the yoUng ladies wear lock flow to.nieot a man ofdoubtfill credit —take' no OW ;Of ' - ' In the time Moses 'mon worshiped the . goldelOial4 now they wotship time saw-dust:calf. . . S,aleLake.city wants au invoice-of tai: hrs, says'-an exchange. It wants the voice of common sense most: The people 'of some,'Western towns are boring the earth for .water, while others . are boringthe retailoila fat whisky. TO be let- . —sonae young swells' faces;- they are,generally,vacent.. , -- . If a manblows his own 'trumpet can . his opinions .be sounded ?".•*.' . • Advice tonastetners in. search of cm ployment-4estWerd bee I . „,,, What:woold tiro, world, b,0 . , without women? .A ~;; F ew artists can drow,a pretty, mouth ; still fewer-can drawn tooth. , ~ It takes.a,spiart map to conccal„from ,others.what,bo'den't„/Wir.. When „is, a, grocer. like a :When he. lice in iypight7 .„ . ; • Show, this, to. your, hnsliand 7 - 7 a,neVor . failing cure for..."suiks7 : ,:. r Why, is the heasa,olan aged man easily entered ?, ; Becatse.his gait is bro . lcon end h leaks are„fo,w, „ El 11E1 lIM OM NE