J. M. WEAKLEY.I J. M. WALLACE. CA BDS. ADDISON NUTTON, ARCHITECT, 532 Walnut Street, Philadelphia, Pa. VAN?, DESIGNS, PERSPECTIVE SPECIFICATIONS, AND WORKING .DRAWINGS, For Cottngen, Farm Homes, Vlllaa, cook, llnunep, Churchox, School lions.. FRENCII HOOFS. 27Ja0701y N. A. ATWOOD. ISAAC N. RANCK ATWOOD, RANCE: & 00., - - ..• COMMISSION MERCHANTS, Wholvanle dealers In nil kinds or PICKLED AND SALT PISA No. 210 North Wharves, Above Itnee tbreel, CHAWN MAKES FINE I,IIOTOURAPIIS At 21 Rresl ,Vain Street, NEFF'S BUILDING 6J.703113 DENTISTRY 1 = No. 68 East Miixtn strGet, (them doers Merl of (I,rilner',,,Nlachine Carlisle, Penn'a, Will put In teeth from to 4 12 , ./ per came nifty require. All work warruntell. Mobil/ DR. GEORGE SEARIGIIT, DENTIST, Erma the Baltimore College of Dental Surger). Office at the regiklence of Into mother, East Loth, strivt, = DR . 1. Y. REED, 110 ‘IIOI'ATIIIC Ildt Mentor] in NOW° Office nrCt door to St Pnul•n Evuotfolle tt Church, Wrut Louth, street Pot itfrttit from it distance please roll io the foretemie ‘ iirnil. Ili • D R. J S. BENDER, 130N1(li01'ATII PIIYSICI AN. 0111ro in the room I.l . CUril .l l by Col—lolin Ue. ,16,113 DR. EDWARD SCHILLING, For , turrly tri Dickiaxoti , towt,ltip. top. an lou,tuttutt of Pr. Zitzer, ion Irate to infurot tooitiruu. ot Otritttlo and ‘lcittity, that tut 11119 pertimgmotly lu cAtetl in thin Plncu. OFFICE PIO. 26 EAST romnwr STREET MEI E L. SIIRYOCK, JUSTICE ok"rit u PEACE OihrO, No. a 1❑1,1111 , e1 . F E. - BELTZTIOOVER, - -- AlvoßN4y AT LAW. OM, In South Hanover xtreet, oppoxip• Bentz's dry goods etoro. GW. NEIDICII, D. D.. 5., . DENTIST. • Late Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry of Ihr It:d• thnorn Cullsge of Dental Surgery. itillea at his deuce, opposite Marion Hall, Nt"t , gt. Unlu etttvel, Pa. 111,tagi H. F. HOLE.. ROBERT D. PORK. A. L. N 11181:MAN JUIIA t. !MARTZ. NA. M. 110.1 . Hw A,,,, v -v i y o imE m lN :iV j u t : CL Eßs CO l ., is , MANUFACTURED TOBACCO, N. E. Cor. Thit:d and Market streets, MU I,ADELPII T-A WM. R. PARKER. E[UhIRI A C T I T I oi & oz PARPRR, \ Mice un ]lrvin karort, In Marion 11,111, Otrikle. INcr2l _ _ 121ME!MIR phi;Us, pgitVumEns, FANCY (MODS, AND PATNNT NIEDIOINFA, No 5 South Honor., owe& 1 turol) 11UTTON & McCONNELL, UUNITtItI WARE It 0 0 M No. 809 Market Street,' \ tth , ll , PUILADIZLPIIIA Parlor, Dining Rogin, and Chamber FUR.NITU R , of the lama latiies and bust InAnornetur VitATIIER BEDS AND MATTIIII:iSyS. MEM ISAAC K. BTAUFFER WA 'I ES and JEWELRY, Nn. LlB N :SEGOS D BTItE ET, eot , •er of Quarry, Philadelphia. Au au/forth...ft of Wateltou, Jewelry, Silver and Plated WftTo eouutantly no 'mud Oul'llepairing of Wotelote mid Jowulry promptly Rtißlltled to. 178 opt 69 is JPIES H. GRA44-A,lll, JR., ATTUItNEY AT LAW, No. 14 South Hanover street, CARLISLE, PA. Mon adjoining Jodgn ',dn.'s. 2.1n11170 JOHN CORNAIAN, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Oillen in boil intr attarlitool to Ono Franklin. Marl, op. patine the Cella House. twee° JOSEPTI RITNER, ATTORNI AT LAW AND SURVEYOR, Muchauloiburg, Pa. OUIVII 1111 Railroad noet, htq duo& north of the 111111 U. HUAlle.l prouiptly attooled,ta. e j R. MILLER, keronNEY AT LAW. 01111:o, No.lB South I fanny, 81,0., opposite (lour,store. MC. HERMAN, • A'I7OII.NE:Y AT LAW No. :1,10101 , 111'0 MIL P• ' , II. SIIAMBARGER, • • JU -.T1 , 1: OF THE PEACE, • Plainfield, WrKtponnrboro' tOu'utldp. Cumberland County, rtlo'n, All londnerx, antruxtril to Illm will mole° prompt attontlon:' BEM= SHIRK & BRO lI9MEI EMI= V Country Produce. Curt `ltud. Brst mien.. given. And wholptialo degtors Illgraneutd 11 , 91 , 0111 . iiy 1:1911 !cot street, No. 1635 Iglu\ PHILADELPHIA. loc7O -QPAN GLER_&-WIL ON, (411.1'ENTINIS AND STAIR BUILDERS; ,Curnor North ityl. Pitt xtreote, .800 CARLISLI!ty l'A. • TATtArpS, • V Y • DLODKS; AND JEIVELDY CI~ARLLB M. RdGERS, G 6, South Hanover St., garlislo, Pa., liCoepe comtatitly au. bnud n. full 11.213Ortinont of WATCHES, , - ," Of 0010, JEl{ EILItY, • at tho lowest,onsh prices. Pnrticularnttentlon paid toi the repolking of Watches, Clocks and Jowslor. , N. 8,-9iINNT 31 1 1810 consonti You loud. Stioll94im J. M. WEAKIjOt. • IV. F. BAISLICE. WEAKLE ITOI I: & tNE S I A.. B D A L T T A t iv. .A! °Mee, 22 Soiith Ilettovor Area, nest, the' theid NVIII Moen Monet. : , 10.e309 NcrILLIAN KENNEDY, . ATTORNEY AT LAW. 'Onlee in Volunteer building . , Carlini°. J. SHEARER, • W • 4tIVORNEY AT LAW. Okee In northemt corner of the Court ' IOWO9 Wne t n ! BIRONEif - • ATTOIINDY:AND 001JN9ELOII AT LAW. • Fifth street below ghostaut, , • _ . . .. . 1 .. • _-• ' • . I . . ' ..... ' -. 1 ' .... - , .. . ~. , - . 7.g .i '. , '...... ... -„: ; 2•••,'„:,-; ••.:- ._ , - ~.- •• • : "." ••• •-• ••' . , ...,,,.-., ~ i .. • - _ '.., -.•-,'• ": " . ''' 71 ---'7 .- '.. .. . .. , A . . , . . , • . . . • .. .. - , . . .. • , ' • . . 4.-- . - ... . F . , . . , . I . . . . . . .. . , . . .. . . NATIONAL HOTEL Tho midersigurd having takon and entirely ra fitted and furnished tots hotel. is prepared to funds) f.;t i r r` ht?, ' , ',' ! "° .; '' ,l!? r o ' n at o o f "l t l ho ' i l :trotiTg r o s t o o t' s tro k s ' ur i rounding country ,travelling public solicited Krems large ffn.l.,comfortalsio. Table always sup plied with the best. N. W. WOODS, sonalo Proprietor. Pi" "BENTZ HOUSE," (Pc».nierly qorman douse.) No. 17 AND 19 EASVMAIN ST:, The undtrslgned having purchased and entirely refitted, nen furnished avow throughout with Urg entcs turniture, thin well•knowu out old esiablkhed !total. sollcita the iiusroin of tee community and trailing nultilik Ile is o ell prepared to fuitilah Oral-clash iteromnindatlons rho .I,lre to 'nuke lintel th uir 'lame r pbmo.oc t. ;Joinery abode Thu custom from the ml Leg outitry I. re apeoltu Ily 0.1 trot, and attantlYr am v nuts are engaged at Lids j” pular hotel, Z BENTZ. Prorp'• PHILADELPHIA N. H. A lirst•ohoot Livery I. rOtinvetvil %%In the Ilutxl the tothagement of Mr..M15.1.. STERNER .11 ill= TRA E S' G VIDE. pIiNNSYLVANIA RAILROAD S MEE TIME T Eight Trains (Daily) to and front Phila • delphia and Pittsburg, and Two Trains Daily to and from Erg (Sundays excepted). N and ft or •Sa. ntl y , May 29, V 14 - .0, P. eug. 'fruitut - Itr - the Ito ...yin:tub ititiituatt emu Ituy a 111 dt•luttt hoot tit khtirg arrivt. ut Plii,adelph•tt an t :1 , 10i1.11i: I= 2 10,—Philtdalphi... I.• doily (I',Xe at 2.10 a. 10., uud urritex at NV..st at a to a. at. Ilarrailatrg (lath. (except slravlay)nt 5,2 . a. to , and anivt.,, 01 %Vast 1 . 1.1.1.111.11- pant a. I. 35 a. la. Algona daily 4..xcepe 811111 my) at 3 00 p arrive.. at Ilart At 0 lop. In. II 12Pi•Illt . Exproc Itarrlol.onr daily a, 11 12 p al., and ..a.cove, at II 04' Philadelphia at 55 p. nt. nuts Esprasa laay.a Ilat4ialturg dal S. at 10 15 p. heM 4 10 n.u. Ilarriatntru Auctuututotiation Haves Altntib (Sunda) axavpladt utt4 I' , n. w., anti arm,/ at Har risburg atl2 i t p. nt. mmtrg .15• tonualiti leavita Harris burg at 3 Sn p. Iu.:1111i a.), a at P d itt aalphia at It 00 p m. • altar Trslll, via )taunt .I,'v, leaves 11,.. lin Mtn) teorrpt -untidy) at s Ott a.t , and arrive,' at II tat Phlladalpltia at 12 55 p tn. , 4 17,-4 rie Fatt ‘‘rat. for 4:11,t, • i1.11V1 . 4 II:tr rialatra daily ttoseat.t Satat)rat 4 03 p. nt., atartlitt at Et iv at 7 25 a. at IG la—eitaanuati Express ;rat vel Ilarrisburg dni!y (a.crept .91alay) at 1 . 4 10 a. ra, mrlyeai at A 4,/ am al 4 lo n in notl amyl, at rittsburA al 11l I) .11.111. 2 40—htts'.10 - 2. 11<tret.n I'ar.a Ilitrianburg da:ly (nsropt Stitplai) :/t 3 al a rrt clant Altoona at ti 111 a M . Mk4.4 1 / I . l,lifiLlt, am) arrives at t`it . t.borg at 24.1 p.ta' 4 10—Caritin Ex pr//na 101,0) llarrit/burg daily lit 2 0.1 n arrivt, at Alt rata at' 6 07 a. w , taken In/v./kraal and arrwea at.l'luntatro-at it. 20 tt. na • , Fast. UM, 11032, r.4l.arg (exr , ptr/tandav) at 11Lp. ta., Hy., at Altoona at 812 11 111, tah. Happor ittal nnlv,n at Pittatairg at 12 12 watt. 11. 1 Trott It/a/a, Mutant, arg dally toacept San /lay) at 1 tap in., at/rla as at A Itikinn 110 p. Int, not pnr and'arrtynn at l'itt-tal g at 1 a. 50 p tn. Way Po ../r/nanr ralll IM(V. 11 trranlatrg daily (na e'pl atotala) at 7 45 a. pa, aril VO4 at. Altoona at 2 20 p. 111., and at l'itt/bur At 10 20 p. at. 8.-1311111, n. 111.101 i, Sapt. 111/1/11t/ Dir. POW.. 11. Itarrialturtr April 20, 10;11 I)MA DI G 11'1.11, 110A1).' • - =I Malt an y, May 10, 1870. CI REA t"rau. LINE Fl( 1110 North no d , .Nortb 15 . 11,4 for l tiladelph m, New IThrk, Saadi:Kg. Pottsville, Tamaqua, Ashland, Shamokin, Lebanon, Allentown, Elision, Ephrata, Litin, Lancauter, Co. lumbie, ke., be. Trains 111100 Harrisburg for New York no follows at 516 -.10, 11.25 A. Y., and 2.60 0. a ~ connecting with similar trams on Pennsylvania Sall Road, and arriving at Now York nt 12.10 noon, 3.50. 6.05 and 1000 0 I'.. rospectlvely. Sleeping Corn accom pany the 516 and 11.25 n v. , trams without change. Returning : Leave Now York at 9.00, I. 51, 12.00 noon. nod 5.00 0 31., I'hilailelWA.4..ll.lLA,_sl_, nod 3.30 I' Cl. , loping care eccomontly the 14.00 A x. , 02 5.4.4 v. 51. trains 110111 NoW York, wlthoos change. Ilarrlsbard for Heading, Poll wine, Dana. .11.1.1. Minelevale. Ashlstl, Shamokin, Pion (Irate. Allentown and Philath:lolls, ta 0.10 A. 0., 250 nod 4.10. P. 31., slopping at Lebanon untrpmnelpal way shalom.: the 4.11) P x. train ran ttectidg tor Pluladelphia, Pottsville. and Columbia .only. For Puttsville. Selkuyll.lll [Jaren and Auburn, elot . Schuylkill and Susquehanna Railroad, leave Ilarris rburs at 2 40 P. M. 7. East Peanut vonin Ral/rond trains move Reading .fur Allan t 00,,, 191-ton, nut! Now York nt 7.2 d, 1,214. A 0., 1.27 nod 440 P. In. Itettonihg. lea": Now York ut 11.01.1 12.00 noon :aid 6.111) P. 0., 2.11.1 Al. lanton n nt 7.20 0. 0., 12.:5 1,011. 4.20 anti 0 4.1 e. u. Way Passunger 'Pralu Wayne Philadelphia at 7 30 A. It., conneettug with eimilar train on Pento Aykonia Railroad. returning Irimi Rending 01 0.V.5 P. .4opplug at all Stations. Le.", Nol tsville at 5.40 dud 01111 t, m., end 2. 0 9, ti.. Herndon nt t. . Shamokin at 5.10. .1114 10 - .40 a 01.. A.llllO 1141 on 705 A. M and 12 30 1.0011, Nl.l. tinny Cat :a 7 51 .t. M. and 1.e7. td; 'few nom at' 'h ;‘ N, 111.11 1.1..:U I. tI , tor 1•101. i it.loloa nod Ne.• York. EE 'Leave Pottsville via Sebtlylkill and Susquehanna Rail Road at 4.15 t. N fer Llarrihbure, and 1..0', nn in tor Pine tiro, and nem lit Rending Accaatumlati. a Trait), I.Att,At at ..1() A AA. nt 7. tt A 31 ,lirriviitg la I'l,llllllllollll 131.20 A. at. It.t.uralota, NI It:1,1111 at A.' I) I'. u, nrrirlag nt Pottsville at 11.10 r. l'ottntutru At.e ]]]]] mottatitto Tralit, Ittavett felt I.Ovvo at o.2ck A N. rt•turniug leavur l'htlatlttlititlx al tat It. U. i.l.Ambin. Road Trninr len,' }Owning at 7.2 U A. 0., nud•O.l6 I 0. •tur lipltrata, I,ltir„ t..thea Ator 4Ulllllli/14. - Purkioni. !tail Hunt! TrainB leave l'erKlntoign June titan nt 1 , .U0 A Y. 3011 h.:.0 . to um 11111, Icavr. Coh3VIII.II6VIIII. .it 11,5 A NI , 12.45 noun, and 4.15 it st., eon I.e. tin, with similar trains int iteatilo; Ifni! Bond. Cideltreoltdale Bailment trains leave Poll-town at 940 A Cl , and 020 I'.a re ne I.rg. leave Mt. !Lens ant at 7 t 911111 II 25 A. 31., ettuncellug with itindiar trains on Le Ming Rad Road. Chester Valley Railroad indun leave Bridgeport at 14.30 n al.. and 2.05 and 5.02 I'. 0., returning, leas . . Dos ningputin at 6.40 A. H., 1i.45 111.11, 11,15.15 it. IL; coninteting with siuillar trahnt on lleadlag Bali hand._ tin eninlii) 11. Leave. Now York at 5.00 e. at., Philatielphinat 0.00. n. 31. and 5.151'. si..(the 0.110 A. 31 train running only to Bending.) leave Potts. elite at 8.001 31 leave Ifarrisbure at 635 A. ; and 4;10 P. It.. leave Albion, an at 7.25 A. 31., Hod 8.13 it. u, leave Rending nt 2.15 A. 51 awl 1003 it. 0.. for Hai rlsburg, af 7.23 A. a, (by New Vern, at 4,15 P. Cl (nit Allen tone, and at 9.41f5. 11. and 4.25 r, 31. fur Philadelphia. Commutation, Mileage, Sealant, lehool and Excur sion Tieketr, to and from all polats,t rodue3d rates. Baggage checked through; 190 ponittisullowed each Passenger 111= 11. A. NICOLLS, Gun Au . Itunlllu6+, Poi., May 10, 1870. Manny; • I= CUMI3ERLAND VALLEY R. R CHANGE OF 1101J10. - SUMMER ARRANGEMENT. • 011 111111 after Monday, May 2,187 D, Tannenger Trufna will run deity, an follows, (Sundays exceptad): ACCOMMODATION TRAIN leaven' Harrisburg , 51erhoulesbarg 8:35, Carlisle 14:11, N °walla 4h47, Shippensburg 10:20.Chambersbyrg 18:44, Greou• castle 11;16,afrivilig_atllagerstuwit 11:45,A. AC MAIL TRAIN leaves Ilarrisbtirg 1:38, P. m.,No• ehanlcsburg.thull, Carlisle 2:40, Newville 3:15,8111p: pensburg 8:45. Chaullansburg 4:20, theencantle 4:50, arthina at I lagerstown 5:25, P EXPRESS TRAIN loaves Harrisburg 4:15, 1 , at, Mechanicsburg 4:47, Carlisle 5:17, Newville 5:20, Ship penshurg 6:17; arrivlnl at t hunt borstal rg,6:45, r A MIXED TRAIN leaves (31layibersburg 8:05, A AI a reonbastle 0:15, arriving-at /lagerstown.lo:oo, AX. • EASTWARD !. ) ACCOMMODATION TRAIN loaves Chrtiabersburg 5:00 A At, Shlpponsburg 5:20, Nevivilla. C:00, Carlislo 033, Mechanicsburg 7:u2. arriving IA Harrisburg 7:30,A 11. MALL TRAIN leaves 11sgurstowii 7:00 A Id, Clreon. misfit) 7:05, Chanibernnurg 8;18, .13hIppansbarg 8:40, Nowvillo 0:10, Carllila 0:48, Mechanicsburg 10a: tallying at Harrisburg 10:55, A. 31.. EXPRESS. TRAIN leaves llageratown 12:00 al, Gramma/din 12:25, Cluunborsburg I:os,Rhippanaburg 1:37, Nowvillo 2:10, Car Halo 2:50, Dlochaniedburg 3:18 1 arriving at Ilan isburg 3:50,0 u. A 'MIXED TRAIN loaves Hagerolown 3:05 rat, Greencastle 0:12, arriving at Ohainbarabuig 5:05, p u. Jar Making chum connections at Ilan lelairg With trains to and Iron Philadelphia, Now York, Washing ton„llaltimore, Pittsburg, and all Pnints Pleat • • O. N. Lull,. Supt. Suporinfondont'a Oglco , Chamb'g, April 30, 1870. BPIOVACLEI3, PURE ;LIQUORS, , IYI#ES &c EW LIQUOR STORE. „ • - JOEIN If.AST , TO , ; N. E. Cerr. 'Hanover and Plimfret streets. ~ (ow doors south opionts'a store.) Bum Rye Whisky,' . . " Best Common Whisky, . Pare Holland UM, Oippr Brandy, , Port Nino, tli"rrY .J A ata Vin aten ' Rum, ' • Raspberry Byrup. ChrimMilfm . SIEMER' BITTERS ; INHOFE'S euld GLAbali lbou7o • B/TTPIM 108009 HOTELS. CARLISLE EA O. RUBLE, PIiNN'A titi) =III WI!3.STWAnD! THE HOLY BIBLE. Study it carefully, Think of it prayerfully, , Deep In thy heart lot its pure precepts dwell! Slight naps history, Pc whit:lts mystery, None can e'er prim It too fondly, or well Accept the glnd tiding; Tho warninge and chidingn; Found In thin voltuno of heavenly lore; • With faith that'a unfailing, And lovu all provalling, Trust in Its promises of life evermot 0, With forvetit devotion, And tluitidtful emotion, Ilene the blest welcome, respond to Its ttIl! I.l . le'spufent The henree letoratiou, Give to the atviour, who died for no all May thin Ithoodng of love, Front the Triune above, To all nations toil kindesd ho given, Till the illasonied shall ridge, Joyous authems . of nisi) I on earth [mud In hiaven. THE BOX TUNNEL =I AN OLD BUT UOOD STORY The 10.15 train glided from Padding ton, May 7, 1847. In the left compart ment of a ofirtain first-class carriage were four passengers ; of these, two were worth desMiption. 'The lady had a smooth, white delicate hrow,: strongly marked eyebrows, long lashes, eyes that seemed to charge color, and a good-sized, delicious mouth, with teeth as white as milk. 'A man could not see her nose fOr her oyes and mouth, but her own sex could and whetild have told us some non . - sense about it. She wore an unpretend ing, grayish dress bettoned to the threat witlt lozenge shaned buttons and a Scotch spa vlthat agreeably evaded the responsib . ity of color. She was like a duck, so tight her plain feathers fitted her; and there she sat, smooth, snug and delicious, with a book in.her hand and a soupcon of her snowy wrists just visible as she held it- Her opposite neighbor was, what I call, a good style of man— the more to kus credit, since ho belonged to a corporrinan'•that frequently turns out the worst imaginable style of young men. lie was a catalry officer, aged twenty-five. llc had a moustache, but not a repulsive one ; not one of those sub-easal pigtails, on which soup is sus pended like dew on a shrub ; it was short, thick, and black as a coal. Ihs teeth had not yet been turned by tobacco juice ! his clothes did not stick to, nor hang on him, they gat on him ; he had an engaging smile, andOkhat I liked 'the, dog for, was his vanity, which was inordi nate, and in its proper place, his heart, not in his face, jostling mine and other peo - Ple's .who have • none ; in a word, he was what one oftener hears of than meetc—a young gentleman. Ile was conversing in an animated whisper with a companion, fellow-officer—they were talking_ aheut,_ what iLisifalf hotter not_ is do, women. Our friend clearly did not wish to be overheard,, for he cast, ever and anon, a furtive glance at his fair ris-a-ris and lowered his voice. She seemed_ _completely absorbed in her hook, audthat";:e-assured him. At lea the two soldiers came down to a - whisper, and in that whisper, (the truth 'must be told,) the one who got down 'at Slough and was lost to posterity, bet ten pounds to three that ho who was going down with us to Bath and immortality, would _not kiss either of the ladies opposite, upon the road. " Done !'Done !" Now I am sorry a man I have hitherto praised should have lent himself, even in a whisper, to such a speculation ; but "nobody is wise at all hours," not even when the clock is stricking five-and twenty ; and you are to consider his profession, his.good looks, and tho temp tation—ten to three. After Slough the party was rediiced to three ; at Twyford one lady dropped her handkerchief ; Captain Dolignan fell on it like a tiger, and returned it like a lamb ; but two or three words were in terchanged on that occasion. At Read ing, the Marlborough of our tale made one of the safe investments of that day ; he bought a Times and a Ps ark ; the latter was full of steel-pen thrusts and wood cuts. Valor and beautS , deigned to laugh at sonic inflated humbug or other punctured by Punch. Noss laughing together thaws our human ice ; long before Swindon ibfwas a talking match Swindon who so devoted as Capt. Dolignan—he handed their out—he souped them, he tough-chickened them —he brandied and chocliinealed one, and he brandied and burnt-sugared the other.' On their return to the carriage, one lady passed into the inner Compartment to inspect a certain gentleman's scat on that side of the lino. You haVri seen a dog meet an unknown female of his species ; how handsome, how empreBse, how e..6ressive he becomes • . was Dolignan after §win dol, - - anci, to do the (log justice, he got hajdsomer and handsomer; and you 1 e seen a cat conscious of approach cream—such was Miss . Iraythoru ;. she became demurer ; presently our Cap tain rooked out of the window and laughed; this elicited an inquiring lobit from Miss Thiythorn. "We are only a mile from the Box. Tunnel.)' "Do you always laugh a mile fromthe Box Tun nell"' said the lady.., " ravirial3l3l.". , "'Whiit, for?" • ' I olco;" ,, f• ••••••-' ''''' "Oh, I (I°ll3 mind its being silly if it makes me . laugh." Captain Dolignan, thus encouraged, recounted to Miss Haythorn the following : A lady and her husband sat together going throng]; the „Box Tlinnelthere was one gptle. • : . man -opposite ; it, was. pitch dark ; after the tunnel the lady said, "George, how • absurd of you to salute me going through the tunnel?" . "I did no such thing c't YOll didn't ?" "No 1 Why ?" "Why, beeauso somehow I thought you did 11 1 Here Captain Dolignan laughed, and endmriored. to load his companion to laugh, but it was not' to be done. Th train ontored.tho tunnel. Miss Ilaythorn." 1". Dolignan—" What is tho.matter ?" . Miss Ilaythorn—" I am frightened." "'Dolignan—(moving, to her side)— "Pray do not be; alarmed, I am' nearyou." Miss. Haythorn—.‘ You. are noun ino; very near me; indeed,7;-CaPtainHolig ,,, .--Dolignan--''You know-niy, name P.,. Meg H4thorn---"llioard yotir.fr!oad ruontiou Iyrish wo ..woro out oi.this 'dark place: • ' ' • ' tm,:Oontont to CARLISLE, PENN'A, - TH URSDAY, JUNE 9,-.1570. r -- spend hours here re-assuring you, sweet lady." • Miss Haythorn—"Nonsenser • Doligntin—" P weep I" (Grait reader donot put your lips to the cheek of the next pretty creature you meet, or you will understand what this moans.) • Miss Haythorn—" Ee 1 , E0.! Po !", Friend— "What is the matter?" Miss Haythorn-H' Open the dooy open the door There was a sound of hurried whis pers, the door was shut, and the blind pulled down with hostile sharpness. If any • critic falls on me for putting inarticulate sounds in a a ialogue as above, I answer with all the, insolence I can COMThallft at present, " Hit boys as big' e your Self," bigger, perhaps, such as So phocles, Euripides and Axistophanes, they began it, and I learned 'it of them, sore against my will. Haythorn's scream lost part of its effect, because the engine whistled forty thousand mittders at the saine mo ment ; mid fictitious grief make's itself heard when real cannot. Between the tunnel and Bath your youte friend had time to ask himself whether his conduct had been Marked by that delicate reserve which is supposed to diStinguish the perfect gentleman. With a long face, real or 'feigned, he held open the door—his late friends at tempted to escape on the 'other side— impossible ! they must pass him. She whom he had insulted, (Laths for a kiss,) deposited - Somewhere at his feet a look of gentle, blushing repi•oach ; the other, whom he had not insulted, darted redhot daggers at him froM her eyes, and so they parted. It was„perhapm, fortunate for Dolig min that he had . l7e grace to ho friends with Major iloskylis, of his regiment, - a veteran laughed at by the youngsters, for the .Major-was too apt to look coldly upon billiard balls and cigars ; lie had seen cannon balls and linstocks. lie had also, to toll the truth, swallowed a good bit of the mess-room pokey but with it some sort of nioral, poker, which, made it impossible for Major lioskyns to descend to an ungentlemanly word or action as to , i brush his own trousers below the lcnee. Captain Rolignon told this gentle man his story in gleeful accents ; but Ma jor lioskyns heard him coldly, and as coldly answered that he had known a man lose his life for the same thing. "That is nothit 4 4continued the Major, " but unfortu to 'he deserved to lose At this the blood mounted to the young man's temples, and his senior, added " I nemi to say The was thirtydivo ; you, I presume, :a re' t I L.Y= 011 e " "Twenfy-five.".. "That is much the same thing ; you * will be advised by me,- "If•you will advise mc." • "Speak to ,no one of this, and send White tho £3, that he may think you lost tho het." - "That is hard'when I won it." Let the disbelievers in Immanperfecti bility know that tide dragooitu capable of a blush, did this itiutuorts action, albeit with violent reluctance, and this was his first da m per. A week after these events he was at a ball. He was in that state of factitious discontent which belongs to us amiable - English. lie was looking in vain for a lady equal in personal attrac tions to the idea he had formed of George Dolignan as a man, when suddenly there glided past him a most delightful vision ! a lady whose beauty and symmetry took him by the eyes—another look : "It can't bel Yes it is !" Miss Ilaythortr! (not that he knew her manic !) but what ala apotheosis '‘ • ' The duck had become a pea-hen—ra diant, dazzling, she looked twice as beau tiful and almost twice as large as before. lle lost sight of her. Ile found her again. She was so lovely she mado him ill—and lie, alone, must not dance with her, or speak to her. If he had been con tent to begin her acquaintance in the usual way, it might have ended in kiss ing, but having begun with kissing it must end in nothing. As she danced, - sparks of beauty fell front 'her on all around, but him—she did not sue him ; it was clear she never would seo him— One gentleman was particularly, assidu , ous ; she smiled on his assiduity' he was ugly, but she smiled on him. Dolignan was surprised at his success i ;his ill-taste, his ugliness, his impertiuenee. Dokignan at last found himself injured. - " Who was this man? and - what right had he to go on so? ll i had never kissed her, I suppose,'" said, Dolly. Dolignan could not prove it, bUt lls felt that some how the rights of property were invaded. Bo went home and dreamed of Miss Ilaythorn, and hated alltheugly success ful. Bo spent a fortnight trying to find out who this beauty-W.14-110 never could encounter her . again. At last he, heard of. her in this way: a Lawyer's clerk, paid him a little visit, and commenced it ,little action against him, in the name of Miss llaythorn, for insulting her in a_ railway train. ' The young gentleman was shocked ; endeavored to soften tine lawyer's clock ; that 'machine did not thoroughly compre hend the moaning of the term. The lady's name, boirever, was at last re vealed by this untoward L incident ; from her name totter address was ,but a short Atop ; and the same day. our crestfallen -hero lay in wait at her door, and many'a succeeding day, without any effect. But one Fine afternoon she issued forth quite naturally, as if* she did: it every, day and walked briskly on the nearest parade. " Dolignan did. the same ; Ito met bud pas sod her many times on the • parade, and searched fou pity in her eyes, but found neither look - nor reco;pition, nor any other sentiment; for all thisrshe walked and walked, till, all' the other promena ders wore tired and gone-r-then her. cul prit summoned resolution, and taking oft hie hat,, with a voice &emulous, for the first time besought perMisSion to address her. 81m:stoPped, , blusbek and neither acknowledged or disowned his acquaint ance. He blushed,:starnmered out how ashamed he was ''that he wasipunished, and how little she know how , unhappyhe was and concluded by begging Minot to lot All the world know the:disgrace of a nian Wife Va;s' alniadY MOqifled enough by the loss 'of =lisr "acqUainance. She' asked an explanation •,ho,told her-of the 'Octien that bad -been'cammenced 'in her. game;, she gently shrugged , her shdul ohs M . ul'said HOW stuPid ihoy aro I": gmlioldened by this; he begged tolcnow whether or not a life of, distant, unpro, tending devotion would, after 'a lapse of years;. erase the memory of his madness .—his mime. She did not know 1 Shomust now .bid dnim adieu, as she had some . prepaiations . to make for a ball in the Drescent, where everybody *as to be.. They parted, and Doliguan deter mined to be at the ball whore everybody was to be. 'He was there, and after some time he obtained an introduction to Miss Haythorn, and he danced with her. -Her manner was gracious. Ny t h the Won derful,taot of her sox she seemed to have commenced the acquaintance that even : big. That night, for the first time, Do lignan was in love. I will spare the reader all a loVer's arts, by which ho suc ceeded in dining where she dined, in dancing where she danced, in overtaking bei by accident when she rode. His de votion, followed her , even to church, where our dragoon was rewarded by, learning there is a world where they neither polls nor smoke—tlp two capital abominations of this one. lie made acquaintance with her uncle, who liked him, and lid saw . at, last, with joy, that her eye loved to dwell npon him,, when she thought he did . not ob serve her. It was three .months after the Box Tunnel that Captain Dolignan ealle'dmne day upon' Captain Baythorm R. N., whom he ]pad met twice in his life, and slightly propitiated by violently listening to a cutting out expedition ; he called, and in the usual way asked permission to pay his address to his - daughter. The worthy straightway began doing quar ter-deck, when suddenly he :was sum moned from the apartment by a Mys terious message. On his return he announced, with a total change of voice, that "it was all right, and his visitor might rdn alongside as soon as he chose:" My reader has divined the truth ; this nautical' commander, terrible to the foe, was in completer'iiiid happy subjugation to his daughter, our heroine. As he was taking leave, Doliguan saw his diviinity glide into the drawing, room. Hefollowedller;observed a sweet consciousness c:11 encouraged liim ; that consciousness' deepened into colt fusion—she tried to laugh, she cried in stead, and then she smiled again, and when lie kissed her hand at the door, it was " George" and " Marian," instead of Captain this, and Miss the other. A reasonable time after this, (foi• my tale bi mercifill and skips formalities and tor turing delays() - those two were verybappy . —they were once more upon the railroad, going to enjoy their honeymoon all by themselves. Marian Dolignan was d resscd just, as beforeduck-like, and doricions, all'bright, except her clothes, but George sat beside her this time instead of/oppo site ; and she drawl:-him in gently from under her long eyelashes "Marian," said George, " married 'people should tell eaelf other all. Will you ever fotive one if I own to youno—." "Yes, yes 1" • ---J.LW-e11,..ther0,410 Toro ember the BoX Tunnel (this was the first allusion he had ventured to it ;) "I mini ashamed to say I had bet ~ 2 3 to £lO with White, I woula kiss one of you two ladies" ; and George, pathetic externally, chuckled within. • " I know that, George ; I overheard you," was the demure reply. " tth, you overheard I,pe ! impossible." "And did you not hear me whimper to y companion? I made a het with her." " You made a Ihet? How singular ! What wag it ?" "Only a pair of gloves, George," " Yes, I knoW, but what about it ?" " That if you did, you should be my husband, dearest." "Oh 1.--but stay. 2 !then you could not have been so very angry with me, love ; why, deareSt, then,' who brought, that Action against me? Mrs. Dolignan looked down. " I was afraid you wera forgetting me, George. You will never CM-give ine?" ----" Sweet angel ! "%why, here is the Box Tunnel !" Now, reader—fle,• no ! no no such thing ! You can't 0:peel: to bo indulged in this way every time we come to a dark . place—besides, it is not the thing. Con sider, two sensible married people—no such phenomenon, T assure you, took place.. No scream issued in hopeleSs rivalry of the engine this time !—CharleN R,'ade. 0 „ A I.3An COUNTIM_F , I„ s„„ -d La i iy riddle says a wayfarer wont into the Oceidentrallotel in taut place a short thno,shwe, to get a square meal. Hav ing planted himself in a chair at one of the tables, he was confronted by waiter with, "-What will you have The hungfy ohe fastvued.Ais4veiy r ou the waiter an Kaid: " what have you got tiktt^ gooa " Oh, we've roast beef, cooled , beef, roast mutton, fried ham, and boded enylow." . " What tho deuce is curlew ?" said the strailgoC. " Curtewirliy curlew is a bird, some thing like a snipe," "Did ally " Did it hare wings ?"' . "'then --- I - don't - want - any — curlew in 'nine. Anything that had wings, 'and didn't leave this country, I don't want for dinner" . ' A'AnCtoi• in Ohio writhe rto his fathoi thus: "Dear Daddy: . Iconcludod Ido •cum down and git grinded into a Doctut•. I hardly don't think I was in more than 8 hours, aforO out I cum as ellOk, a wun as over was seem.' ' Halo Colullaby happy land If I ain't a Doctur, be lianghtl:l . I 'pules, I -purgcs, and I sweats Thou,' if they di, vii- 7 - 7 th in I lets .'em. . I gets plenty of eustup, because they says .. they, dine Oozy. When -you yito,. don't' forget to 'put Dootur afore illy uamO:".. • • • . =I A Wonian is like' ivy—the more, you , are ruined' the closer she clings to you. yllo old ,bachelor adds, "Ivy is likO woman—the more it, clings to you the more, you nre ruined.", Poor' rule that, won't work both ways. "This tough • stook nuticos inc; think of .afamous old English pogt." 'that's quogr.': ;What pciot dons it mho you ,think 0f?,," , •: LINES ON A. G. BUELINGAME. BY :TOBN CI, WIIITTIpt The • following. Benutiful f lines were written for thafuneTal obseguins of Mr. Burlingame, by John L Q. Whitt*. the many inautiful things penned by the. great. "Poet of Freedom," none aro more true and touching than these lines : With silence only as their benediction, God's angels come, Where in the shadow of a great affliction 't he soot sits dumb. Yet would we Now what every heart appravella dtthor's will, 6itllnti - Colita the daer ,nen whotalhe lot etti, In meray Std, upon us, or our?, tlp• snkeinci angel Rath evil wron4ht, The funeral author], in a glint evinngol, Tbn gaud die not. God calls our loved oned, but we 10.0 nut wholly Whitt he L a n given. They Ilse On earth in thought and 411.1M1X u. truly At In Ills heaven. FORTUNE CIUAIYGES. =1 • . One of the curious features of Pacific coast life is the startling uncertainty that marks a =VS eareerin'the mines. , He May spring from poverty to wealth so suddenly.as to turn his hair white, ana then, after a while, lie may become poor again so suddenly as to make all that white. hair fall off, and leave his head as clean as a billiard ball: The groat Ne vada silver excitement' of ;08 2 50 . was prolific in this sort of vicissitmles. Two brothers, teamsters, did some hauling for a man in Virginia City, aid' had to take a small segregated Portion'of a silver mine in lieu of $3OO cash. They gave an 'outsider a third to open the mine, and they wont on teaming. But not long. Ten months afterward the mine Was out of debt, and paying each owner $B,OOO. to $lO,OOO a month—say $lOO,OOO a year. They had that hand some income for just about two years— and they dressed in the loudest kind of costumes and wore nighty diamonds, and played poker for amusement—these men who hail seldom had $3O 'at one time in all their lives before. One of them is tending bar for wages, and the other is serving his country as comman der-in-chief of a street car in San Fran cisco, at $75 a month. He was very glad to gel that employment too. One of the earliest nabobs that Nevada was delivered of, wore $(l,000 worth of diamonds in Iris - swore ho waslinhapp,flJecattse he couldu3 spend his money as fast as he inadd it. But let us loam from him that persistent effort is bound to achieve success at last. secure,"for he had not a.cent to spend. Another Nevada nabob -boasted an in come that often reached $lO,OOO it 'month ; audlie_used_to love td tell how he had worked in the very mine that yielded it, for five dollars a day, when ho first came to the country. Three years afterward ho attained to, the far more exceeding grandeur of working in -it again at four The silver and saga-brush StateTaTi knowledge of another of these pets of fortune—lilted from actual poverty to affluence almost in a single night—who was able to offer $lOO,OOO for a position of high official distinction, shortly after -wardr and- did - offer - R=4l . dd - a -little over a year ago a friend saw him shoveling snow on the Pacific Railroad for a-living away up on the summit of the Sierras, some 7,000 feet above the-level of com fort and the sea, Tho friend remarked that it must be pretty hard work, though, as the snow was twenty-five feet, deep, it promised to be a steady job, at least. " Yes," he said, "he didn't mind it now, though a month or so ago, when it was sixty-two feet deep, and still snowing, he wasn't so imam attached to Then there was John Smith: That wasn't his name, but we will call him that. He was a good, honest, kind hearted fellow, born and reared in the lower ranks of life, and miraculously ignorant. 110 drove a team, and tho team belonged to another man. By-and by he married an excellenßwoman, who owned a small ranch—a ranch that paid them a comfortable living, for that it yielded but little hay, what little it, did was• worth front :ft :250 to $3OO in gold per ton in the' market. Presently Smith tradeita few ktere's of ranch for a small undeveloped silver mine in Gold llill. Ho opened this mine and. built f little unpretending tem'Stitum miib Eighteen months afterward he quit rais ing hay, for his mining income had reached a most comfortable figure. Some people said it Was $30,000 a month, and others saida was $OO,OOO. Smith was very rich anyhow. He built alionseotit in the desert—l'ight in the' mostforbid ding iiootherwise howling desott—and it was curt:folly reported that; the house cost him a quarter of a million. Possi bly that was exaggerated somewhat, • though it certainly was a 11116.110118 e, and a cost Mt. ono. The bedsteads cost $4OO or s3oo4ieco. And then the Smiths went to Europe and traveled. And when they cairn) back, Smith was neyor- tired of telling about the 'tine hogs ho had soon inEngland, and the gorpons shcpp ho had seen in Spain, and the.fino cattle ho had noticed iii the vicihity of Roma. le was full of th w e onders of the Old World, and advised everybody to travel. lie said a man novel imagined what Sur 7 . prising things there were •in ki) world, till lie had traveled. Ono lay, on board the passengers made np a pool of $lO, which was to be the'property'of the. man who should 'borne nearest to guessing the run of the Vessel for the next twenty 7 four horns. •Nest day, to- Ward noon, the figures' wore all in the purser's hands in soated ' envelopes, Smith was serene and happy, 'for he had been bribing the , engineer. But another party won the prize I 'Smith said :. "Hero, that won't dol Ho guosed two milei wider of the *lark than Idict." Tho" said Smith,. you missed it father than any man on hoard. We travelled 208 miles yesterday. "Well, sir," said Smith, "that's just whore Pilo ''got you, for I' guessOd 200. If you'll look at my Jiggers again, yint'll find a two and ;two naught.s, wliicli stands 'for 200, acet, it ik4and after .'ennr find a nine k 2000), which r stands for.two fillindrecl and nine., I reckon take that.- Money,, if , Yon' ptenSe.".'-' , Well, Smith . Is dead , and whini ,ho died ho, wasn't Worth a tent.: . • ' The reader has heard of the great, Gould Gum ruleo of Nevada. I believe -its • shares ire still quoted in the** sales in the New York papets. The claim comprised 1,200 feel, if I re ! . memberiightly, ormaybe it was 800— and I think it all belonged, originally, to two men .whose, names it bears. 'Mr. Curry., owned tvio-thirdsof it—and-he said that he sold it out for $2,000 in cash, and :in old plug horse that ate. up his market value ill hay. and barley in 17 days by the watch. And ho said that Gould sold out for a pair of second-liand government blankets "a,nd a bottle of w is key that killed nine men in three hours, and art mfoffenditig stranger that smolt the cork Was disabled for life. Four years afterwards the mine thus disposed of was worth in the San Francisco 1003T ket $7,000,000 in-gold coin. In the early days, a poverty-stricken Mexican, who lived in a canon right back of Virginia City, had a stream of water as large as a man's wrist trickling from the hillside on promises. The Ophir Company segregated 100 feet'of their mine and swapped it to him for the stream orwater. The 100 feet proved tohe the richest part of the mine ; four years after the swamp, its market value (including its mill) was $1;000,000. I. was down in it abont,that time, 000 feet under the ground, and about half of it caved in over my head—and yet, . valu able as that property was, I Would have given the entire mine to have been out of it. Ido not wish to brag—but I can be liberal, if On take me right. An individual who owned twenty feet in the Ophir mine before its great riches were revealed to men, traded it for a •horse, and a very sorry looking brute he was, too., A year afterward, when Ophir stock went up to $3,000 a foot, this man who had'nt-a cent, used to say he was the must startling example of magnifi• sense and misery the world bad ever seen—because he was able to ride a $6O - horse and yet had to ride him bare back because he could not scare up cash enough to buy a saddle. • ll° said if for tune wore „to give hini another $60,000 horse it would ruin him. DON'T GET DLSWO URAG ED Don't, get discouraged. Who ever gained anything by drawing down the corners of his mouth when a, cloud came over the sun, or letting his heart drop like a lead weiila, into his shoes when misfortune came upon him ? Why, man, if the world knocks you down and jostles past you in its great race, don't sit whin ing.under people's feet, but get up, rub your elbows, and begin again. There are sonic people whom even to look at, is worse than a dose of, chamomile tea. - What if yoe du happenyi get a little puzzled on the dollar , and cent question! Others - beside you have stood in exactly the same spot, and struggled bravely oat of it, and you aro neither halt nor blind that you cannot do likewise. The weather may be dark and rainy ; very well, laugh between the drops, and think cheerily -of the blue sky and sunshine that will surely come to-morrow. Bust -neslinay_ko dull onalto the best of what you have, and look forward to something more hopeful. If you catch a fallpn't lament over your bruises, but be thntk ful•that no bones were broken. If you can't afford roast beef and plum pudding eat your codfish joyfully, and bless your stars for the indigestion and dyspepsia you thereby escape. But the moment you begin to groan, over your troubles and count up your calamities, you may as well throw yourself over the docks and be • done with it. The luckiest fellow that ever lived might have woes anough if he set himself seriously to . work look ing them up. They aro like invisible species of dust—you don't see them until you put on your spectacles. • But then it is not—worth , witile to piaron your specta cles to - discover'wliat is a great deal bet ter let alone. • Don't get discouraged little wife Life is not long to spend in inflaming your eyes, and red4ip 4 ting your nose, be cause the pudding‘won't Like, and your husband says the new shirts you worked over. so long "set like meal bags." Make another podding—begin the shirts anew. Don't feel down in the mouth" because dust will settle, and clothes will wear out, and crockery will get broken. Thing a wonnuls Ain't procure you an xcoption from trouble and care ; fight the battle of life as well its your hus band, and it will' never do to give up-- without a bold struggle. Take things as they -Come, good and .bad tog-ether, and whenever you feel inclined to cry just change your mind and laugh. Keep the horrors at arm's length, never turn a blessing round to see if it has got a, dark side to it, and' alwaysfake it for granted that things are blessings until they prove tote something else.. Never allow yourself to got discour aged, and - you'll find the world-a pretty comfortable place after all. flee You - stepping upon" the threshold of ? Secure foryourself a good moral charact,Cr. Without virtue you cannot bb restiectod ; without integrity you can never rise to distinction and honor, Tho ino4gontlo authority will somo times frown without reason, and , the most cheerful submission: will sometimes' nriirmuravitholit cause . ; and suchis.the' law of. our imperfect nature,•, that we, 111114_ oonimand_or_oboy, ]light , hard againSt hasty temper.- Anger:will come, but resist it strongly. A spark may set a house on fire. _ A flt of passion may give you causo to mourn . all the days of your life. Old,Shafor, of Pririo Rondo, 'Califor nia reported a very fah: growth of corn last season . ;ll.o. _stated :that bill July it WaS'tio dark between the rows , that he was obliged to carry a lantern to soo to plow it out 1 • . - John Smith, in Nebraska, said' ho' could handle, a rattlesnake' same as a snako charmer. ; Tho duly' lishness of . the undertaker in demanding iiay in advanco delayed`9le funeral four days. , • - , Au. ,afilloted . husband was ..roturning from - tho..funeral ~ef his wife, when a friend asked him how he was. 'I think I, fool bettor, for. that. littio walk; , ":Stop in . no path;' inio'alc no word com mit no act,' when consciono appear4f i to Whispin ' 4 ' BoWaio." Song . for a, lloof person -"Como '6nolc ,to , , , _ AL.P.TIABETWAL ASSE.RTIONS. The following are alphabetical ,asser tions, briefly collected, describing ele. , gent flirtatious, ,genorally happening in joking, kissing, larking, merry-making, nutting, opportunity, producing queer rumpuses, small- talk under yolks' win dow, youthful zeal, etc Arthur nuked Amy's affection, -But being lionjamin'a bride, Cicily cut Clarion' cennectiro.. • • Deborah Dickey donll. IPeanor's eye, en:at:lons, Frederick's fatality feels; 011.44 gained Georgianw..good grurt•us! Burry hairs Helen's high keels. Isaac is Isabel's .fenny jo.ru Jonathan JOIIC2, Katherine know.; 1n,,, cl , kneed Hit II eh Love leering Lucy's long-hones. Macy meets mortilicatiOns. Aichulns NAncy navels, Oliver's odd ulAer ratio. Proves Polite poor Potty proterts Quaker Quinti flaws queer quibLlea Red Rachel',. reasons resist; Sinwn'A sy mpa , by 00111,1.1 es Tales to 111 - Tabitly Twist. ' unthinking undoing Volatile Valentine's Oral. *lllianis mIIJ, wicitoler wooing , 'Xcetals Ysulltfni %ell, h, s g,so ROMANCE OP' WA SHING TO X SO CIETY. "It is not uncommon for cabinet offi cers, having daughters on their hands; to appoint certain young fellows, of fin ished extremities,. to office, that theilinay dance attendance on the girls and become i useful. T know of quite a little romance of the latter class. Young Hamilton Camp, known as Ham. Camp, came up to the Capital from the back Woods, about, as awkward and green a youth as you ever run awity With. He was pOor, of poor family, and had educated him self by working during the seamier to have means for schooling during the win ter. He was one of those knotty headed, shrewd fellows, always looking out for self. He found himself - here, bent on office, with a few hundred dollars in pocket,. laud no end of confidence in himself. Ile took the measure of men, and, what is more, the measure of women, and planned his campaign ac cordingly. It was original. Sleeping in an attic, and regulatingffiis diet on the most economical scale, lie expiffided his means on a tailor and a dancing master."• "And I shopld say that Ham. Camp was a donkey." "Wait a bit. lie appeared at all 'the receptions, balls and patties, to which he could gain access, and as he soon came to be recognized as an ornament, balls and parties opened before lhim. And at all of them lie was very attentive to the lovely and accomplished daughter of the 'Hon.-, of -the cabinet." "I see—the old story of love lift ing. the lowly." "Wait a hit. He had - the adroit -- tiat tery of the ears, He listened with inter est to all the little trolibles of Miss and . came in timo to be necessary to-her happiness in the ball room. Fle never breathed a word of love, or what was more important to him, of office. The season drew to, a close, and Ham, Camp found himself at •of radii y. lie suddenly disappeared froM society. One ' day Miss met him on the avenue, and bold out her little hands. Where ' have you been, you naughty man ?' she cried. He mar no response, but as they walked along he quietly gave her what she had long befofe given him, a confidence, and told of his ambition, pov erty, hinted at his hive:, A few .days after he was appointed to the best office in the department over which the lion. father presided." "And they lived in peace, and died in adipose—as the children say." "Not to any extent. Ham: was very attentive to the daughter, but never told his love. Less than a year' after his ap pointment a change in the administration drove the Hon. papa , from his place. Ham. saw the trouble coining, and was prepared. Ho did not court his succes sor, but he did court, most assiduously, the rich widow nponien, then •on the crest of fashionable society in Washing ton. She did not encourage his love, but better still, became his warm sup :porter. So, thdn,.when Ham, was bowed out of a nice phice, it was to go into anotlier still better:" ._ • "And he sold liimself to the widow." "Not much. She married a first-class mission, With a title, and went abroad." " Good Lord, is this • man going to court everybody, and marry no one ?" " lie married at h t. The war came on, and a 'shrewd, money-making, .kittle creature. by the name„of Cranks, died one day, leaving a fat widolv, and some fat tior contracts. 'Firm. married the willow and the contraco, and now lib is a mil lionaire. Next winter ho , proposes ,to buy his way to the &nate; and help - to rule this troubled land." " What a cold-blooded rascal ; and' I suppose thejittlo Miss his first love, died of a broken heaKlEL__,' may havo been brokpn. Every woman'sheart; sooner or later; is,brOkon, But bo that as it may, it didwitYroyent' her from marrying Qtui of the richest mon in all thoso` United States—and shot is also the gayest creature you over saw." And so onus this eventful story. —De n : .PiittC a' correspondloye• _.qONNER IN lIARLIJI- . •3 saw Benner on the road the ethos day. It is ono of the sights of Now York. It is interesting to watch . the sensation he produces, though ho aP pears every day. He comes lato — on the road, but his coining is watched for with the greatest eagerness by all classes. lie is very systoplatic, and can usually be *semi turning Auto the, gate from Eighth avenue about live o'clock. • Ms pleasure neior interferes with lii6• hiisiness ; his iilay's work is,fairly done before hp leavce for his stable. • Ho -has a iig which, he puts on when lie prepares for the bust , ness on the road. • .1 , DEXTER is the favorite with the nublie, and:they are usually :gratified, ' especially on o a pleasant afternoon....other , horses have had their brush, and have boon led : off, foaming, to the =shed. The piazzas of all the hotelCithat lino the road aro eroWdeh with horsemen, and the,,Win-, doWs With lady friends: . , Spectators with their teams draw. up on the 'side of, the road,.to. await the great (whet of the . daY. During the meeting of the two Pouthron cos of the Methodist' Episcopal Church, in .Nolf York, lately, , it; Was estimated that two 7 thirds, of ; the,„clorgymen . wont out on Harlem lane, to get a sight of Pester, and his famous owner. Bonner makes his 'appearaiice at a slow pace, ap,, parently indifferent to the , impression produced. Ile watches to see that the coast is clear.. By conniion consent, when B'onner appelirg, THE ROAD IS CLEARED A Dacotah Indian might take lessons of Bonner in his yells. As Dexter starts • On his course„his driver can be heard half a mile off. The excited throng shout, That's Bonner," and" all comp to their feet. The team rushes by With the thietness of the wind, and is out of sight in an instant. There are some things that cannot be described—a panic hi Wall street—the inside of St. Peter's— the harmony of ap Italian organist—the coloring. of the great masters in the Patti Palace—the trotting Dexter. He moves as no other hoVse moves ; he is the poetry of motion.' • He does not sprawl, throw', his feet out, or fling them around, but scenic to suDE 'UT HIMSELF, giving the idemthat any amount of speed can be obtained. lie is never exhausted, there is rkt) exertion, there is a reserve of speed that is peculiar. Go as fa,t as he will, his hoofs can be seen as distinctly as when lie is on a slow trot. Horsemen say that . his speed has never been known, and without, controversy, the palm is awarded to him on all hands. A very exciting scene took place the other day. A gray horse appeai•ed on the road—a stranger to every one. The speed of the animal was marvelous. Where the horse came from, or to whom he belonged no body seemed to know. Tho driver watched for Bonner. After a sharp con test he actually ==! The thrill of excitement was indescrib able. —Bonner turned his horse into thq, shed, and -had Lim blanketed. Nall street was scarcely ever more excited, than was the road that afternoon. In a short time Dexter re-appeared, and here his pale antagonist was ready for the contest. .13°11119r put up the - top of his wagon, which, as horsemen know, makes a great difference in. speed. The white horse came tearing along at a mar velous gait. BONNE:It SPRANG TO 1119 FEET, and gave a screech that might have been heard in Westchester county. Dexter heard and understood the signal, buckled down to his work, "and loft the whit - o' l horse so far behind-that he was not to be mentioned the same afternoon. -Thun ders of applause attended Bonner on his course, and as the king of the road came - hacki there were •Irtindrells thli would have crowned bins With laurels. The feat of that afternoon induced horsemen to say that Dexter Is capable or any- 11121 ALLSPICE. A bacl :31)011 Eternity has no gray hairs. Threatened folks livelong. commercial-tender:- Active corpses—dead beits Express-ire letters—C. 0. D. kregular old salt—salt-petre. The last thing out—the--truth True to the core—a good apple. Noisy infantry—babes in arms Ole 13u11 is going to marry soon Tow-heads are going out of style California don't like waiter girls Never sport with pain or poverty. A dance for surgeons— The Mormon. troops number 13,000 Drops of the crater—lava and ashes. The leghl tepder—lawyers' affections. pretty cheek is the best side-show . The termagant's garne—'draW poke•. Letters of prophecy—the weather-V's kgricultni.al mending—potato patches. Birch rods.make the bqt baby-jomp- Marine Inoducts—the surges of the The best cure for, dirt is the • water- EMI Our brightest visions are in the night IEIII The sharpest feature of winter—it 111:111E The Minister of the Interior—the mouth . Paper. petticoats At fifteen cents, in Boston. • An instrument of tyranny--a filo, of soldiers. All ":tlio,tenors are- now following tho high 'o's. A condition of lotpOloss is to owo . . . . nothing. 1. Material for fancy elog-dancers—san clal-wnpd.' The' key to niahy ,men's tuuloings— whi-key.. , Epitaph on a faithful book-keeper— ousted up. EvorgreOns—thoio who don't take. the EBBE .-- - Every fifth man 'in the. world' 'is a China Man. . . .. . _The_ last L blour out—blowlpg out the LANE. amp of life A vial man is never ugly h 1 the eyes of a poor girl. Can the night from a bowle called a (n)arrow way? ' Capillary attraetionfalling in/awe with a Chignon. 'The tiro to.:buy aui oVereoat-when the. fit is on you. ' . A beautiful woman smiling bespeaks a Purse weeping. • Whattiver it is right to !Wish for; it is right to pray for., Bumme'rs arc noiv called "hoNters on he half-sell." , • • A i*.catsliiug chicicsii is a South Car olina curiosity. . • Homer was' tlin'Arst profane author .orticles. Ho #ho marries ill is very long in 4enoming . widowed: An actor ought to be a happy mall ; his Ivork is all play.. • • • 'AnOther of . the' Itotlisob lids, is dead— Payls. ' . - ,AlOotigh tho naillc-maid, !pi — passed away, l lMule , Slain Indians aro -deaclrboaclod to' the hai)py hunting grOnnds. {TOM: IN ADVANCIh $2.03 n year. " rhcumatiz." " Lancers."
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