J. M. WEAICLEY.I J.. M; WALLACE. Jo - WIT• AND lIUMOR =2 =ID Whoro brick ami rnortaT Ilfu nuy couHe To mlt down In a pot of grona go—ng, I me All n grit of poac:. I'd chooso a ~,r4vo by trln's Avaro, With not a nomad to me tannin lot, I'd by tha cannon lia , A; a nhot, No—by , tlia gri Lava a cot. , How fair tiaa rocky ( Into ar,nuntl, wander forth whora few frequent love n ndtivarivilla a roar, I la o river by the shore. .Nat xwent at moonlight's mystic hoar. That wild.oxparain to scan It o'er, ro voila, upon a typay gent-L- No—no, I IOOEIII it gym tont. In that ratlromont, T nonld Parma BOHN rustle industry; A d Make nipiolf a: boiling tea— No-3/0, r 'roma) .11.4:ing Lea. Beneath kallady wyeamoro • Bow tie ;et t, breath° toVv . d tender vow c Your our one bitten by a f 0W— NoAlo, I mean Hitting by a hough. Or .w!et with your fond %rata to sit Outside the do,r, at daylight's clow mhe'. hard hitting at )our I inuau liard huittiug at your hoe, ill I still you watch that fairy sham, A Hu n uuer dress which dons adults, Admiring much liar laugh of scorn, Sc, no—l mean a scarf of lawn. ...:.-•,.. THE STORY OF THE LOUVRE. - 1, was the height of the "Reign of Terror" in Faris. A crowded audience , wore breathlessly listening to their fa; vorite tenor, Alcidor, with ;whose . sing ing they seemed perfectly efiehanted. ree magnyique l c'esf . eliurmott ! IL is superb !, ravishing!" was whis pered alike, in pit, boxes, and gallery, as Aleidor was singing in the most eiqui-: site style, the air, " 0, Richard mon.. roi !" And when he finished the lirwlifu song, in the second act of the opera, " revs ri tlnnz !" the public enthusiasm no I, ingv r could be restrained. The house shook with thunders of applau , se. Thbes pierce's features were, for the moment, lit up with an agreeable smile, as, lean.: ing tnw . i rd Danton, Lc whispered : " Cit i Z(.11 if all the proscribed had such a voice, there would be little wink f u• the " And wherefore I" miswered DiNhe that sanguinary rev . ,?lutionist, as, will his small eyes, lie looked fixedly, with . piereing glance, ntthe singer. '" -Robespierre " the people 'would never assent, if it was proposed, to doom so splendid a throat to anything else than singing. Only look I pray you, at onr friend the tisherwo. , man, up there in the shots quite mad with enthusiasm." At this monmat, another storm of ap platNe burst forth, as, the singer, in com pliance with the AVISII of the audience re peated the ; and when King Riolw nd in a song in , reply, shonld have answered Monde!, pa, and gallery loudly ap plauded, and drowned both the Ringers . yo . i,N and his song. The favorite Tie - eTiiirrici.MlTiF - TO — rior tiro the entlmiia,sin of the' audience nor the smile of satisfactioii on - the counte nance of the terrible Robespierre. 11.18 eyes were steadily, fixed on One of the hoses in the first, tier, in which sat the .beautiful and nolde.,widew, the - Marquise d'Anville, Vainly he sought to catch the g,lance of the marquitie ; 6e was so deeply engaged in conversation with a gentleman who was sitting liear her in the same box, that chit seemed to be to tally unconscious or tho :;io gv p. Bur Ids ardent gaze at length aroused her ; she seemed to recollect herself, and, leaning over the front of the box, she waved to witr4 him tier handkerchief and fan ; what he quite beside himself, stretelied out both his arMs toward her. The au dience knew very well that the marquise was Alcidor's betrothed ; that he, like the eltivilrous knight of old, devoted his love, voice, yea, life to her ; and they ad mired and honored the lady to whom Al. eidor so frequently alluded'hflis raptur l oils song as his guardian angel. Thu applause was now, therefore, as much for the marquise as the singer. " Curses on the marquise,” Dentin morosely whispered ; " 1 do not like her ; it seems to me that her neck is ready for the guillotine." " Talc earv, citizen," said M i ies pferre, On undertone, .".that . no one hears wli tt yort are saying ; tit* people would be fearfully enuagutlif they heard you, fur A leidor is the pet of the people, and the marquise is his belovqd. Indeed it is even said that the proud marquise is abouCto become wife ; that she IV - MilintiOrin marry thin darling of the people, and this is her ittzAection. 'We dart) 'Da , opposo the people, :did the ple love Alcitlor more, far more, (I verily believe) than they do either you or 1, Citizen General." • - The licxt morning Meld& was reclin ing on a tioUch, fooling ° exhausted with the past evening's excitement, arrayed . in a gorgeous silk dressing gown, led with pis feet thrust carelessly in a pair of Tut:lash slippers. Trete was an air of agreeable coda - Hioll about , the room. On a itemborine Was the•dmine mantle,,in which The sing, or had appeared oehthe previous evening. On a chair, lay luiddledtog,etlA a Si;an ish.dress and an elegant gypsy costume. On a small table was a guitar and a duig. gee ; while on'the pihno; where lay, the open music book, stood bottlo and chain- Paipo chimes. Aljidor cast a quick - glance around the elegant disorder ; and then with: an ironical' smile, leaned his kead back on tiro cushions of the conch, and sank into a pleasant reverie. • .41. slight rustling at the door aroused Lit', and the next minute p, sweet . iu a soft musical tent, asked, " 3,la;y COlllO in r Alcidor started up,,lds coun tenance ra:diant'with delight, has tened to the 'door, opened it, nnd- the marquise entered. 'The 'speaker .stood . 'speechless with joy and astonishment at • thiq,unexpeeted visit ;• but the marquise who did not AOOlll to:miirk Lis embainsp dent hastily bolted thodoor„inquiiing, &tithe Ramo time, very earnestly, ,•" Can any ono hear us ?", " No one—no one" ho replied,' scerco ,ly able tooommand hin voice, from emo tion_; mulfalling'down on his , knees, lm exclainaed; "0, Cecelia I you come to nip ; you.dosign to . bonoe thin wretched apartment with your neblo presence Thanks, ten thmisaad thankn,'rny 'titn lai;genins, my guardian angel I my b'e. loved . . ' Not so--not .so," &lid tho niarquiso, in an anxiOus,tono of voice , . " Stand op, . . . . . , . • • I, . .. • ' . . ~ . . .. . . . . . . ... . . . ..... ... . . , , ;f';.,,- _ • .: . •• . . . . . . , , . - .. . . • • . . .. , . . • • • • • , . , --, -4 . , , , . . . . .._1 , , . 0. . - . _ ~-., ,-.','''' • ' ' --- ' ' --1 ------'-1:4-'2- .:-.'-';';'-,-'- '."; 77.4 :-'4:-'7.- ' : 1 • ". i -% '-' 0 " ... ".",;;;;--... - r - ,.)::: -' 1 4 --r ei l" 1 1; .i1 P ; tial . .."' .: T •.; •.-"". •-• : ; ,. . --7.--"' • - • , -:. • • • ''''' ~. . .• 'ti . .•'. ' IT, . 1 .. i:44 .- -rt --;', 1 • ;l• ';',...... •-. .• •'..1 ... ;,-: :• - '. ' . .„..... .... ;• . . . . - . , " . 0 . - .. '.. . . .... • . . . . . . .. / _. . , :11. . .„, ; • :;.4. . • ~,.. , . . . . . I beseech you. Some thus ago I gave into your easterly a small box, which yott kindly promised to take earn for me ; may I now ask you 'to return it to me ?" Silently Alcidor went to •his hureali to 'search for the boz. _The - marquiso watoh inghim breathlcusly, as he sought for the box among papers, notes and books ; and when he had found it, and. brought it to her: she could nor repress a loud, ,joyful scream. Quickly she. pressed a spring ; the lid dew open, and glittering, costly jewels were exposed to view. " Look, Alcidor," said the marquise„ excitedly ; " this is all the property I possess, and you have very carefully ;we -served it for me." Alcidor bowed low :did kissed her out stretched hands. 0, Cecelia !" he ex claimed, " what do L 'care for dazzling jewels, costly and valuable though they are ? Your eyes are my precious jewels, and your love my costly treasure. Say you still love toe he urgently asked, and looked imploringly at her. The.mar4uise trembled, but wa.‘i'n lent. " (ill ray you still loye'me ?" • be sought Aleidor , " spealtle me, I beseech you ; you are the harCriiness and' joy of my life I", ' The initrft o turned pale, and her eyes weye-tilled with tears.. Suddenly, if yichjidg to a hankie): deteilnination, she !lung herself down at his feet, and raising .her beautiful arms, she sobbel,,forth : "0, Aleidifi., I have deceived' you for give me !" • The singer drew back a few paces am' exclaimed, breathlessly, "-lon no longei love , me" " Forgive me !" again entreated the marquise ; Oh, do not look at lite like that ! Oumut endnre it. Spurn me ; kill me ; but do; not look at me like that." By this time Xlcidor had recovered his self command, stretching out his Band toward the marquise, lie cried, "Stand up , Madame ! This is no true position for you'' But the marguse replied " I will not quit until you say you forgive. me, Alvidor. Listen to me.pa thmtly a nunneut. You remember the ciucl outrages of the'teMh of August. 1 saw my father and nuhlter slaughtered by the barbanms men Whom you call the Pixtvetors of Frame. ' Alley dragged me out of prison and foiced Inc to be a wit ness, A leity, of their death by the They,again thrust me back into niy prison, dumb = mml, senseless;—to bring me forth to be guillotined some other day. But that night I was net •fr . oe. ('mint Roger Obtained my pardon from Robespierre. IRA diAained Ins lom_i but he saved my .life, and out jit grntitmle, I resolved to devote my life to him." Meidor - tio•nod pale; as she, went on speaking he covered his face with his I ands. ' His low sobs alit6nedthe mar quise, and the tears started even into her eyes.. However, seen she continued : "1 secretly belil/143 , his wife 1. could not - re= cumpcnse hint fur saving, me." ".Toil wherefore did you marry hito thus secretly?" said Alcidor, reproach fully. "In order to pre - vent suspicion. Ap parently ho rescued Inc (ruin the selfish motivi; of obtaining possession or my estate, which he could only obtain by my marrying him. After our marriage, when the count had ineurt'ed Danton's hatred, the marriage was still kept a se cret, in order that lmight not be includ ed in the COMA'S Mill." '• Rise, rise, I implore you!" said' Al eidor, endeavoring to st raise the near eppeisc. "I forgive yon all—everything; only leave me now, this moment !" The marquise follmved him ty,, thecouch, couch, on Winch •Alehlor had again flung himself. and, seating herself by his side, she emit hilted : "Danton still remorsely pui'sues my husband with his hatred ; and only ,Robespierre, as yet, saves hint from the guillotine, Will you aid me?" •' Uh !" 'said Aleitior, trembling with agitation and anger, •‘ now I understand the whole matter. They have played with my feelings," he went on, as if talking to himself aloud—" they have let me think that my feelings were recipro cated they have openly suffered it to be Understood that it, was so. ' And, now it appears that all tbis has been done and allowed only because they knew that I was a favorite of the people, and that the beloved of the singer, Aleidor, would thus be perfectly safe, In spite of her aristocratic rank, front. the people's wrath. Now it appears that in their hearts they were laughing at the con ceited fop,. who could be CO vain as-to hatter h imstSlf that he had won the love 'of the highborn marquise. That was not noble, madame," lie said, suddenly turning his head toward her ; "You may despise my love, bid ,you dare not play with it." "Aleidor whispered the marMthie, Limb presses! life mid my husband's sire at stalea: Miami has put the (limes name on the 'list of the pro.: scribed, and very soon my .101111 e will be added also. My estate is confiscated ; these jewels, Which. wi , h a sorrOwftil foreboding, I entrusted to your elrge, are limy my only property. With them must flee into Germany. My carriage is at the door.. We must separate:" " Separate 1 Must I, indeed, lose you?" sorrowfully exclaimed thd singer. "Cecelia, will you Itillmm?". Rho trembled ; she tdiik his hand, Auld murmured, strong,, that I may also bedomo so I .130 :a man ; aild teach mo to do what I ought so," said AlbidOe, cincr getically, .yonr Haredy &ponds upon. it 1 Why do you not go?". ho.ox .claiumd, in h moniant, most bitter tone of voieg. "Oh 1 surely I am -fiot, deceived in you?" cried the marquise, clasping his hand; I I beseech you, re member that I gave niy hand the count, as my "protector and 'deliverer, before I'evei saw you;, and that since the time we met my life has beim ono series of tortures. Do. net answer; do not 'speak let me finish L boo I" 6116 continued, leading him to the window ; "there is my carriage: 'There mats the count (disguised as a servant) besidd dhe Mon diettl how the people' are already eromiding around the carriage; in the horrible .antiCipatiou of another vic tim, Alcidorl you atomic can and Uinta save bah myself amid immyhusband.,";. them," Lo said, xpoliitely "Como ; if my heart breaks, I will save you both." • As he : spoke, lie led her down the stair case to the hall .door. Alieluly an im mense crowd had surrounded the car riage ; women with disheveled hair and and in tattered rags; men with murder- ous countenances and blood stained gar moots, shouting madly to each "other : " Wherefore this traveling carriage? They are fleeing from justice, fiom the wrath of the people ! We will not per :nit it! - Nu one shall quit the city " Unharness the htms'es I" cried a man. Pull the servant; from the .box screamed a vixenish woman. With hor-. rible howls the maddened crowd were proceeding to act upon these orders. At this moment, Alcidor, icho, until now, had remained speechless by the 'side of tho, marquise,' stepped courageously fo NY ard.Awinging into the carriage, he jumped upon the seat, co as to obtain a yrosition in. which every one could see "Wh at are yon.doing, my friends he called out, in a loud voice. "Do you not know me? Am I not of you? Do* can you be so cruel as to prevent My be loved from setting forth on her journey to her country house?" At the sound of the favorite's voice, the covntenanoes of the murderous crowd brightened. "That is Alcidor, our singer !" they whispered to each other. They smiled •on the Binger ; and they becanie sudden ly still and quiet. Aleidor, taking advantage of the im- pression he had. made, quitted the car riage, mar handing in the marquise, ho stepped tip on a high stone, and, follow ing the inspiration - of the moment, he Commenced the song, "lin rove Si d 011 X." The crowd, which had again begun to murmur when the marquise mounted into the carriage, became ngaiii, as if by magic, suddenly silent. They pressed nearer and nearer to the singer, who had never ,so sang this song before. His yangiy his dothts, his grievances soul—breathed foith in the tones of, his marvellous, rinrivalred The stream of song gushed forth from his breast like the soft sighing of the zephyr; and as Ito sung, and sung, his face brightened ; every tone seemed o be instinct IVith life and meaning. The throng of people stood silently en- raptured. It mattered not to them, now, that the carriage began sloWly to move ; they willing °pelf a passage to allow it to pass. Every look was fixed on' Alei dor. They even exclaimed, as die ear-. riage rolled away, "Not so loud—not so loud ; MadOx is singing !!' fearing lest they might lose one word or note of the beautiful-song. Yes, this same crowd, which had been HA ferociously 'thirsting for human blood, was now, even as a tamed lion beneath the power of his keeper, tranquil by the spell of the singer's voice. Ills song swelled up louder and louder, and his voice, trenib/- ling now, as if from serroW, 7- iii - draW7 catty as if from rapture, made tho hearts of all his hearers :vibrate, and called forth low murmurs of applause. Gradu ally hjs voice grew feebler, and, as the sound of the'earriage wheehl died away, it suddenly ceased. lie stepped down from the high stone on which he had been idandi»g, and covering his face with his hands, retreated into the house. The people dispersed with shouts, an d far into the night were to be heard in stro,ts the words of the son, "Un rove (loos !" The mlong 'of ttie Louvre were bril- liantly illuminated, and an 'elegantly dressed company were promenading them, It was the birthday of the Etn ; press, and Napoleon had commanded that a splendid ball should be given. In a sump 6)l«boir, at the end or the grand suite of reception rooms, 'Napoleon, with Josephine by his side, was sitting be neath a canopy; the chamberlains and generals standing by the folding doors. Napoleon apparently was in earnest con versation with two „gentlemen standing near hint. "Vraiment," said he, sod dimly mid his dark eyes glanced round the apartment like a flash of lightening. "I shall be very angry with you, Talma ; came to I?aris to repose, and you prevent my having ally." "lie who can look upon Scipio with.: out deep-thrilling emotion, west either be a god or a blockhead! Is it true, sire?" answered Telma. Napoleon's face grew tile:* ss, night ; he loot ed at. Talmo and said, Amply ; •"•An ' artiste' rthovil, _'tot flatter !, Do you remember the old spng, ' La flotterie est it ne ealornnie, one_ poi iron nerie :ah ea oh en entendez ?"! Ah l" the emperor suddenly addeWturaing to the ether gentlemen ; "can not ion slug us That sizing; Alcidor, that I have just . quoted? It would sound well from your lips, But stay ; that reininds' me. Peo- pie complain - that you are capricious, -Alcidor.• How is Unita, you ,will .never now sing,' as lam informed, ' Blonder's Song ?' lam told you sung it in Robe spierre's time. How is it that you re= fuse to sing 'tin i.eve 8i doux P now?" Alcidor replied; with a trembling voico, "Sire, I ; cannot sing that song ; it is so closely bound tip with ,tnally, pain, ful recollections that I should break down with emotion if I attempted to sing The eniperoli' impatiently s/Mok his head,- and said, Itarsl9y, "Ile a man, Al cidor "I haVt, vowed most 'kohnquly,!' rd. " 'Myer again to sing that song, sire, unless at my /dying , hour, Aleidor stiu•tcd ; ho trembled ; ho Pressed hie .lips firmly together, and looked diedlrin-thA distance, as if ho saw an apparition. . The emperor's glance also, at the 'Hanle moment, litul,wbailor through the fold:, in 14 . 'doors into thd quiekly, filling salons, and,. with a. triumphant smile ho claimed turning towards ,tho empress,' " Como,•JOSephine, lot us welcome• bur guests," -'• •• . - All oyes followed the imperial couple as they slowed Wended their way through the taioas. As to ,Aleillor,„ though ,no ono noticed it, he stood, for some time immovableias a statute, murmuring to himself, "It muss have been nitro t I can not—have hem 'Mistaken. I must, ,pt least, know Whether she !Mil forgotten & past, 1" •'" - " ' So murmuring, ho qUitttid the room, and mingled with the &mots. , CARLISLE, :PEI"*AAitIitSiikriIPEBRITARi ?,,'IS7O . . The emperor was standing conversing with a lady, attired hi the decipest mourn- , ing; wholni beautifully' expressive coml.; tenance - Um traces of deepeet: - • clioly. • • - " ! eon*esS, " said*. in the' bourseof the friendly" conversation, "Bo yoti returned to Paris only yesterday!, 'sow, Will you tell me something of Alio last moments of Count Roger; how did , he. die ?" . . " Praying for Lis eniptirok;" said ffic! beautiful Marquiss_d'A,nillls,_ tho f ie; liverir of France." • "The_ prayer of a dying w 'reatz,:";.. .re plied Napoleon; "has onderfurPOwey, to---. But stop I 'What that ? Is it not Alchlor's voice ? Why, he is sing. ing that song, iIIn yevs el detiltfl • And; countess, what is the matter with yst'f You turn pale—you treruble.". " Permit me, sire - , to withdraw;"!,im plored the conntess , am taken suddenly ill." "I have an idea that there lung be Some connection .between your' sudden' 'and - Ahlidor'fi -refuge],' just - now, , to sing," said the emperor. "Follow the, countess," he added, hastily. Trembling, and.searcely ahle to breathe, the countess followed 'the, emperor into the salon in which Alcidor was seated at the harpsichord .singing'. HaVing his back to them, ho did not oliServe their entrance. Napoleon, 'taking the' corn. tess by the hand, stepped Up close be -j hind Alcidor, and, with a wave of hie hand, motioned all the listeners back. When every ono had quitted the apaf meet, he laughingly leaning over Alcidor's shoulder, " You did not finish one sentence earlier in the evening. That song you are singing . you- said you would sing again only nt your dying hour; Sleidor - turned quickly round, thp tears glistening, in his eyes. His glance met that of the trembling, yet happy countess ; and he quite forgot to reply to the emperor. Napoleon laughed. " Your 'unhappy love has beetralready related to me, Al cidor ; so that t can easily read the lan guage of your eyes. Countess," -con tinued he, " I hope you will no longe r suffer their true knight to remain silent, and to go on singing,• `l.lh revs si deux.T but that will make,the dream a reality. To-morrow you must sing ‘Blondel's Sortg„' Alcidor." With a gracious shake- of the hand, the emperor quitted the room, and the /flyers were ahute. _ WEARING MO URNING Wq long for the day when this enstoni shall be obsolete. It is uube'coming the truly afflicted ono. The wearer says by the black garments : have lost n dent: friend. I am in deep serrci)v." Brit true grel does-not wish th parade itself before the eye of the stranger • much less does it assort its extent. The stricken one naturally goes apart. from the world to pour out, the toars. Real affliction seeks -privacy,. -It-is _mi. respect_ to_ the departing filend to say we are in sorrow. If we have real grief, itm ill be discovered. When God has entered a household in the awful chastisement-of death it istime for religious meditation and communion with God on the part of the survivors. How sadly out of place, thou, .arc' the milliner and the dressmaker, the trying on of dresses, and the trimming- of bon nets. There is something profane in ex citing the vanity of a young girl by fit- thug a waist or trying on a hat, wheti the corpse of a father is lying' in an adjoining room. It is - a sacrilege to drag tho wid ow forth from her . grief to be fitted for a gown, or to select a veil. It is ofton ter ribly oppressive to the poor. The widow, left desolate, with half a dozen little chil dren; the family means already reduced by the long sickness of the father,must draw on her scanty purse to pay for a new wardrobe for herself and children, throwing away the goodly stock of gar ments. already prepared, when she most likely knows not where she is to get bread for those little ones. Truly may fashion be called a tyrant, when it robe a widow of her last dollar. Surely your sorrow will not be questioned, 'even if you should not call in the Milliner to help display it. Do not, in your affliction, helptufflohl a custom which trill turn the afflictions of your poorer neighbor to deeper poverty an well :is narrow.—Cen tral Baptist. The jewels dangle in her ears, her waist is but a slender span ; and as she swings along, she says, " I am going' to catch a dandy man." llis hat is the la test style, he totes his sane with a dan dy hold ; and lie struts about, ho says, " I'm going to marry a fool for money." They came together at the hall ; they dance and gig and waltz and whirl ; her dress is fine " damnation liana," his purse is lank, his hair is curl, " Ile is so nice," " she is ,so :rich ;" ho lacks for cents, she lacks for brains ;. he , fiattbrx her, she dazzles him, they call each • oth er " lii atty. names." ti , With gouty curse, papa sayi; "Ten;' ; mamma says noughtL-mannua is dead; his debts are - large, . her Purse . ,is deep, the fop and fool together wed. mar_ rings of convenience, quite a Very re_ cherche affair ! They . live " up tow n"in freestone front ; the halls are grand, the rooms are high ; 'tho,beau• monde , froni . their coaches trip, and enter with 'Ali en vious sigh: They do *love; they do hatti ;. their only bonds are those of law; they frogent operas and :plays, and scorn "ditty raLblo, awl]." holdflie cards she held the stakes ; the load was-brasS, the trimly) was gold a perfect; rnatch, , , an even pair ; for he was bought and he tons'sold l • A. Irronehrnan,, • but hopoFfodly no quainiod with - Um English languago, 66- ing iii a company of ladies and gontlinnOn, inquired of a friend:' 44 toll mo who iz zat fat lady opposed?" "Hush saidhis you t say fat.; you rhould say stout." " Elt I'varOo The next day,, at dinner, "upon 'being, asked which part of the. beef he preferred, recollecting his friend's correction of the, previous day,. he replied, ". I' vill take apiece are i" ' When a itroat \ Ameriectu • dido;" - the Boaton. Travel/en , qt t ho fist .thing done la Co , regolve •to build iC spOurookit , to Ms poon'oryi and t!los9oondirknot t c O to bildd Hu'vb-rfisi 'll] 2\ .1 - EARLY DAYS IN.NEWAAJA. Ono of the carton,' features o.', Pacific ,(jolt life, is the startliagiincertainty that '! / P l r a Rill'-° career in: the relikii. .".11e 7 , aySpriag:frona ioverty . to ' yrititith ao . siiitdeidilia 'to liiim' hie ' hair ii 1,16, , and t :tiMpi"aft . eiii, : addle:he:May beoo 0 4Mr. again so sifaenly"nii 'tr; Make7:li 'that' .White hair Offluid leaVeltia heist 4(a clean as a billiard Viill. -7- The - great'Neliada sib 'er 9,4c#9M l * , ,cif. 1 51 , 2 7 , 7' 0) ' NYa NeFF °l 4 ic in t h is sort of vicissitudes. ,;',i Two brother, teamsters, did so4ao haul ing for a man In Virginia city, and had to. take a small, segregated portion Of a sit 'ver mine in lieu of $3OO cash. They gave artoutsider a third to, open th&ratap, and they'Went On teaming, lint. 40t, long. 'Ton months afterward the tuipOras out of - debtund paying' each• owner $B,OOO to ,$10.,i/DCt a month—say, $100,004 a•year„ Th'eyLlulditlittt handsome ineprat for, just abOute_tven years,andthoydroff4'.ll.l: - thil lottdestichad.OfOostitmes andwqr mighty diamonds, played-poker for,: amusement,. these mens.wila seldom. ,hid .110; at. ono time i n all their lives be fore, 00. of them is tending lair for wages ..now,,,,,and ,the other is serving hie country as comman der in Chief on a street car in - Ban Fran cisco at $,75 athonth, Be. wasitery.glad :toga that cmployinent, too. '. One ef ' , the earliest nabobs nit Nevada WaSAelivered of wore s6,ooo:Vorth of aihmondei in his Lomita,. fuldleiv - drrli' waelnitlzaripy becanso-he conldi't spend his:Money as fast as he made:it. But lot us' learn from 'him that4ersistent effort is bound to achieve anceelis at last: Withirin, year'it , time his - 'happiness'-was secure ; (Or he hadn't a cent ten'pend... l" Another Nevada nabob boaited an'in comethat often reached Vo,oo'll, month; and he used to love to telt :hale he had worked in the very mine that yielded it, for c. 6 a day, when ho first Caine' to the country. Three years afterward he at tabled to the far more exceedifig 'gilt! deur of working in it again at four dol. lays a day. The silver and sage bush State has knowledge of another of thotie pets 'of fortune—lifted from actual * - i - eity to - affluence almost in a 'single tiight—Whe. Was able to offer $16,000 for a position. of high Official distinction, shortly after ward, and did 'Direr it—and a little ovor a year ago a friend saw hiai j'hoveling, sitowmn the Pacific Itailroedfora living, awtiy-itp on the summit of the - SierraS, some 7,000 feet above the level -of zeom fort and the 'set. The friend voinarked that it must be pretty hard workltheugh, as the snow was-twoitty.five feet deep, it promised to be asteatly job,. at least, Yes, ho said, lie didn't, mind-it •hoty, though a month , or so ago when 'it was sixty-two feet deep and still sntiwing, he wasn't so much - attached to-it. Such is life, Then there was John Smith. That wasn't Itio name, but, Ile „val. ; eaWidin that. lie 4 .,wan honest,_ .khad hearted fellow, born ainl .reared in, the rank_ s of life; ;Md. rikkaiiidotibt . ignorant. lb, drove a team, and the team c -... G'mge - irtif - itittlielt - tfuttr:' By and by he married. an excellent woman, who owned a small much—a ranch that paid them a comfortable • living, for al:- though it yielded but little 'bay, whet little it did yiehtetai.3vorth from $250 to jss(.o in geld per ton in the market. Presently Smith traded a' few gene of the ranch for a small, undeveloped silver mine in Gold Ii ill. lie opened the mine and built a little unpretending ten stamp mill. Itightutor months afterward lie quit raising hay, for his mining inembe had reached a most comfortable figure. Some people said it was $30,000 a month, and others said it was $60,000. Smith was very rich anyhow. He built a house out in the deEert---Iright in the most for- bidding an otherwise howling dear' t 2— Ild it wen etirrontly reported that that houso cost him a quarter of a million. Possibly that was exaggerated somewhat, though iteertaiffly was a line li&lste and a costly our. The bedsteads cost $4OO or $5OO apiece. • Abd then the Smiths went to Europe,' and traveled. And' When they came back Smith was never tired of telling of the fine hogs ho had seen, iii England, and the gorgeoui sheep be had ACED in Spain, and the Sod cattle' he bad noticed in the vicinity of Mune. in was full' of the wonder of the old :World,. arid ad vised everybody 'to travel. He said a man never imagined :What 'surprising things, there - we're iu tho World till ho had traveled., One day, on board ship,. the passeitgers made a pool of s:',op, which watt to •be the prod rty of the Man:who gum near eNtta knessing the rntrof the xestiel,- for the next twenty-foui• hours,. Next day, toward noon, the figure's wore all in the purser's- hands !untied enielops. Smith wan ere fie and happy, for ho had been bribing the engineer. But'luiothcr• won the prize. Smith said : • "Here, That won't do`! Ho guessed two miles wider of the mark than I did !" ‘v The purser said; "Mr. WO, Yon . Missed it fut4her than tiny Man onboard. We traveled 'two l hundred and eight yestbrday." • air," said Smith, "that's, jUnt whireTve got you, for I guessed two hundred: and nine. If you'll look at my figgers. again llnd 2 and two noughts, 'which stands for two hundred; don't it.?—and after em , find a (2009) Which stands for two linudred Mad nine, I'll reckon you please." Well, Smith is dead. And when he . "died he:Wafin`tWoilli' : l4; - e - ent. - •. The les - - Roo of thilks; that Mae 'nand Main, how to' (1u everything ho does--One must have noperience in being,rich .before, lie can 141*(1n rich. The hititoey*'6tiliforiii . " will proVe this to your entire satisfacti6M' tiudden wilalih is an awfnl misfortune to the average run of is vtaigtini breath to instruct the rdor - "after fashiou, though, for no "pi :was ,ever 'convinced' of it 'yettill Ihe ' had, tried it hihielf—and I ant around noir . hunting for a mom whO :is...afraid, to try it. I haven'C had guy:Adel?' sd ' --An the early pioncorsof California quires; morn 'or 'stealth, -but turencii mons iikajoriy. of thons.hato not got, any now, Thostrthitt have, got, it slowly anil reason: WoinaiiteelsWlnird'nian acts Whew.ho dolltiorates, .hopea wherb' ho disairetirS, and irionsihi• sOi4lo . ho • Tho reader Lau, beard • of the ffeerst Cienltl di qprl filyar riihie!of believe ire shareware still quoted: in too retook sales in the 14,ivloricpapers, TLe M”. n‘ ‘ :.-' f‘ :claim comprised one thousand two hun dred feet, if I remember rightly, Or mr.Y be it was eight hundred—andl think it, all belonged .Originally to the two men WhOS6naines it bears. Mr. Curry owned two-thirds' of it-'--and ho sold that ho Sold it out for iwenty-file ' , hundred dol hare, iii caslk and,an old 'plug horse that ate up his market value in hay and, in seventeen days by the watch. And he saiclthat Gould sold out fora pair, of second haild governMent blankets and a bottle., of whisky that killed 'nine. mon hythree hours, and-an- unoffending, stranger that smelt the cork .was, abldd for Foin-Years.afterward_the. mine thus disposed of was worth in the Ban Franciseofnarket;eeven million, six hundred thousand dollars in gold coin. In'tho early days a' poverty stricken bfaxidan, who a canon right back 'of Virginia City, had a stream of _water as forge as, a, man's wrist trickling from Om hillside on his.-premises... The .ophir Company segregated one Mindred feet _of their mine and swapped it to him for the stream of water. The one hun dred feet proved to be the richest part of 'the . entire, mime ; four, years after the swap, its market value (including the mill), was $1,500,000. I was , dowa in it about that time, six hundred feet under the grpund-,-and about half of it caved iu over my bead—and yet, Valuable as that_property was, would hex!) given the entire mine to have been out of that. I do not wish to brag—but I can bo if you take, rue,right. An individual who owned 20 feet. in 'the;OPhir..mine before its great riehes were 'revealed to men, traded it for a horse, and a very sorry-looking brute he was too. A year or so afterward, when Ophir stock went up to $B,OOO a foot, this man, who hadn't a cent, used to say he was the most startling example of mag nificme the world had over seen-4e-_ ~ .- -C , r aablerfei, E fttra $OO,OOO horse and yet he had to ride him bareback • be cause could u't scare up cash enough to buy a saddle, lie said if fortune were to give him another $OO,OOO horse, it would ruin him.„ The shiftless peOple I have 'been talk ing about have settledsodimentally down to their proper place on the bottom, but the solid mining prosperity of California and Nevada continues—the two togeth er producing some $40,000,000, annually, in gold and. silver. White Pine' is giv ing birth to the" usualnurnber of suddtin ly created nabob's, but three years hence nearly every one of them will be scratch ing for wages again. Petroleum bred a row of these butterflies for the eastern market. They don't live long in Neva da. I was worth half 4 , million dollars,. Myself, once, for ton days,. and noWl.;am prowling aroundthe lecture field and the field of journalism, instructing the pub lic for subsistence. I was just as happy as the other buttorthea, and no wiser-- ; except that I am sincerely glad - that my supernatural stupidity lest me iny - great windfall before it had a chance to make a more inspired ass of me than I vas be t:arc...l am satisfied that I do not know enough to ho wealthy it. 4 1Intd twopartners in this brilliant stroke ,of fortune. The Bensiblo one is still worth a lnindred thousand dollars or ,so—he never lost his wits—but the other one, (and by far the worthiest and .best of our trio,) can't pay his board. I was personally acquainted with the seyeral nabobs mentioned in this letter, and so, for old acquaintance sake, I have swapped their occupations and experien ces around in such a way as to keep the Pacific public from recognizing ilier no torious men. I have no desire Ito drag them'out of their retirement, and make them uncomfortable by exhibiting them, without masks or dii";guise. -I merely wish to use their fortunes and misfortunes for a moment for the adornment of this newspaper article. • A DELICATE POINT IN OUR WA]. BiSTORY. Let me introduce you, Hays the corres pcinditit of the Chicago Tribune, into the sumptuous mansion of General H. W.. HaHeck, at San F . rancisco. The time was lint a few weeks ago. General Heck .had been ordered to report himself in the AliAsiasippi Valley, and before•aetting out ho had out of lair; abundant wealth, given a fine (limier to . General George IL Tlioidak his successor in the command of the. De partment of the Pacific, and invited there for4bout a dozen prominent ofttepra and gentlemen, among witom were General Whipple and oovei'llOT L 137, MAY our Miiiisterto China. The dinner was over, the blood dr. the - )(Yitloweliequot bad warnied itp.the.menn• ory. and ardent feelings of everybody prem. 'cut; emtvermatfolt en ited; and it turned upon the disagreeable relit ions that possi bly might continue to exist between Hal leek 4114 Thomas, if. the .Islashville mys tery Were not frankly and fully explained between -theint General Halleek aft preached this subjectstjuarely,'and it wa , bt the, .ii,teneest interest to. dotterel . while is deliberate and even a slow;ls a meneitive, man upon the 'fine'points of his honor and reputation; and so far - :iti'refers to the movement against him before has and aptti.. hilated Hood, le never been queru.:. 'lens, but always grave and huA;for many of his friends. !mm led hint to suppose that the order - which Witted for Lis removal, - was as much the fruit of a mil ititrY ewe:piracy es . of his cautious tar dineSS; ciepirtte,Y tirnely 'overthrown by the interposition, of _the battle , As General llalleek apiireacbed ' this istiWeet; thertifere,'Thonms gathered: up his treat StAtlit'll; polliti hands' behind Its btiok, tad' witl his withnxitisive Magnet: ',i;nn looked llalleekthroUgh end through. 'General Thomas, I was present," 'BlO ilalleek," , :" when the order' same fromGity mit for your superseclence., I was astounded; I was dismayed at it:. I carried it to ;Stanton and asked him to interpose, : if only, to . delay the trans'-' , Mission (kit three 41:48.' 4 ' • "Bunton said : I am •as muck sur. prised as, yoti are, I think it a mistake. intervene. I. elian't take thesponsibility: It must in 3 elei.it ? ' re, Thomas folloWed all. tide' with . kia • .„ • whelp nature and liistory In . k!s.eyes.. it Weill Well he ‘flatilsuppressed • inli&afilleo• I li I want yOir r n-. . o • ,thrued " for . . we' ,may never, meet opportunely r wanted to, aftOiry,,qoo, YPu to know lt , o„ace ; • l' !- . , . • • „ . OEM "I took Grant's order to Pretadrnit Lin coin,. aiad asked him to interpose,to allovi me to detain the orderfor a few days un til you got ready. In Was as sorry about it as Stanton or I ; but -he staid, shan't take the responsibility ; Grant has ordered it,.and it must go. ' " '"I Went back to Stanton again. I said to him that I was satisfied this thing was. Untimely and unjust, and 3 said : " Mr. Stanton, if I Mit this order le moving .General Thomai in my. pocket. and keep it•for three days,'will you order . me under arrest?" . " Do your duty,' said Stanton ; 'it's a -mistake, but do your duty.' "I wane to know if you will have me court martialed if I detain it." "No," said Stanton, " I won't l'! " I put that order in my pocket, Gener al Thomas," saidlialleck, (all present ea gerly listening) "and you fought tho bat, tle of Nashville in time to save 'yourself, to save Grant,.to save i3taidon, • and Lin coln and me, and tke country." • "Well I well, sir 1" said Thomas, stern and big as a mountain of wall. "Is that all?" "I tell you again,'„' r eplied Halleck that I have been wanting to talk to you about this. I wanted to get it oir my mind and ymirs. I may never have a similar op portunity. nit order fromGeneralGrant relieved you from the command before, -Nashville. It specified, in the order, who was to take your plebe, and that man's name was not John A. Logan." Here there was a sensation all 'around. Father Thomas seemed forghe first time to have lost his imperturbability. "Well? well?" was unequal to the oceasion, sobs said nothing. • . "I tell you, General Thomas, that I saw the order. I carried the order about. The name of the maw , was given, and it was. not John A. Logan." The_company burst , >know who it was,- • -"And the name of the.man in that or der," said Halleck, with duo emphask "was John M. !Schofield." - , I know it I" burst forth General Thom as, nolonger self contained. "I knew it 1 I knew he was the man I"-, I haveliven General Halleck's version of the conversation as I believe it to have been exactly rendered. From under the teacup_ where Lheard it, some words might have been lost, but I think not. You have, probably . , had set before you: the.precise.statement, ' and have shared the just spirit of the interview. GelMral Schofield continued to share the preferenee of General Grant, after. the events recounted had paused aVay, and people stopped writing war histoiy. He became Secretary Of war, by. General Grant's advice. after Stanton's resigna Lion. He was retained in that place by Courtesy sOnie tithe by' General Grant. And he„is now a 'Brigadier General in the regular army'of the tinged States with' aranlcing command. • • • . The "Chicago Tribune tells the follow ing story: Them appeared, on a -certain day, 2 in-eaelLuf_the_datiy..PaPers, an ad 4ertiseinent setting forth that a "young widow lady, of refinement, wsaith, , edu cation, and beauty, intends making the tour of the continent. and wishes to en gage, as a tcompanion and protector, a young gentleman of--cultivation and re finement, who will receive a liberal sal ary, and have all his expenses paid." That brings a crowd of the - prettiest young men in -town to the office of the "employMent bureau" man, who acts as her agent. Each takealdrri aside and says, quite confidentially, Pliy dear fel low, if you get this engagement for me, I will give you"—(twenty-five or flfty dollars, as the case may be).. Then the agent nays, ' . :Stydear sir, I do n't think I ought to do it, but still, I like your looks; and think the lady will—yea. I sin sure she will, and.l have influence with her ; so just take a note from me, ace her, and come back, Each understands, that "come back." It moans "come down," after the engagement in ob tained. Each and all .ACC her in turn, in a magnificent brownstone mansion, mil they find her very pretty, very mart ; and when she neenin to take a great fancy to each in his - prder, and engagpn hint as her companion at a npleilidrrail ary, each pronounces he• an exceedingly charming woman, and himself .ono of the luckiest mou alive. She engages them all, and they all return and' pay the agent his handsome fee. The next s day the office is closed; the' rout has been about due, and this was the 'grand eeap of the agent's.art to.close in a blaze of professional glory, " bilking " even the landlord and the Man from whom he hired his fprniture., As for the beaut!- 4,lyoungthe places .which knew her, kiteif j her .no more, 'She only en gaged board fora week in the browii stone mansion, and 'left before the, week was up. , Credit-A. wine provishin by. widen' constables and sheriff's get a living'r• •Cool;' - even' for' the season—asking' a friend fur the loan of his^ skate's, to be returned in the spring. ' Why is a man Who has just cervical his, - earptit'llagashore from a' steamboat like an owner ot,the Soil? Becatnie he is possessed .rd* lauded property. • A blushing damsel called at ono of the agencies the 'other day to buy a Sewing machine. - "Do you want a lair Y", in, (mired the modest clerk in attendance ; Tho ingenuous Maidoreplied, .with seine asperity : sir haio ora;." "•Mr.. Jouev," said • Mrs. au .air of triumph, ."dou'A you 'think mar riage:is Pluoaos of litra ?", yes,.'.' arsour ‘ kcj Jones, suppose; anything id a meauS of . .kraeo that breaks down' prido mid lends to,ropoutoupo." l ' , ==El • An urchin of 'seven years went info- a . harbor shop in Racine, Wisconsin, and or= doted the barber to out ; his l!air as close ati sbears uould dolt. He was asked if his Mother ordered it way. " i'to;'! , said he, " but school ooromeneos next week, and we've got a school ma'am that• ----•--..Ø. 4.---- , 'Net long iiipee - atilngenioue inilivitluel maniged,to, get druelcfree' of expeupo altnoet daily iu the 'etreete of by felling down in ii small placard` lirehoti'"Don'tbleed me; bit give iiiegititei.it hot trendy and viietei.. : ' :I!Tovet 'entry viitliouilove, -rite' love A.." French .rnerchant, having some money due him in a neighboring set out on horieback, accomvnied by his dog, In order to recover Er' Having settled the bithiness, lila set out for his residence with the bag of money tied 'Veers, him. The faithful dog seemed to partake of his master's satisfaction., After some miles the merchant alig - ed to rest in the shade, and taking the bag of money in hi& hand, laid it down by his side under 'a hedge, and 'on re mounting,_ forgot it.. The dog perceiving the forgetfulness of Mil master, ran 'to fetch the bag, but it was too heavy for him to drag along. He then ran back to his master, and, by whining; barking, and howling, seemed . to endeaVor to remind him of his mis take. The merchant did not understand halanguage ; but the faithful creature persevered in its efforts, and trying to stop the : horse in vain, et last began to bite his heels. The merchant, absorbed in deep thought as he rode along, and wholly forgetful of hisbag of money, began to think that the dog was mad. Full of this suspicion, in crossing a brook ho turned back to 'see if the dog would drink; but the faithful an imal, too intent on his master's business to think of itself, continued to bark and bite with greater violence than before. "Mercy!" cried the afflicted merchant, must be so; my poor dog is certainly mad - ; what must I do? Iraust kill him; lest some greater misfortune befall me; but with what regret I Oh, could I find any one to perform "this cruel- office for me 1 But there is no time to lose ; I my self may be_ some tho victim if I spire him." . . With thesci words ho took a pistOl from his pocket, andi with trembling hand, took aim at his faithful servant. Ho turned away in 'agony as he fired, but his aim was Coo sure. Tho poor animal fell -wounded and weltering in his blood, still endeavoring to erawrtowards his master, as it to tax him with ingratitude. out, resolved to Tho merchant could not bear the sight. He spurred on his horse with a -heart full of sorrow, and lamented he had taken a journey which had cost him* so dear. Still, however, , the money never entered his mind; he only thought of his poor dog, and tried to console himself with the reflection that he bad prevented a greater evil,by despatching a, mad animal, than he had suffered a calamity by his foss: But such 'thought gave him little satis faction. ' "I am most unfortunate, " said ho -to himsslf ; "I would almost rather have lost my money'than my dog. " this,.he stretched out his hand to grasp tho treastire.. , It was missing ; no bag was to be found. In an instant he'opened his oyes to his rashness and "Wretch that lons, " "laloti e am to blame ! -I could not understand the - meaning of my dog's netions, and I have killed him for his zeal, lie only Wished' to inform me of my - mistake, and he has paid for his fidelity with his life," — lnshuitly—he-- turned,. his_horse, went off at full, gallop to the place Where he had stopped. He saw with half averted eyes the steno where the tragedy was acted ; ho porcoived the traces, of blood as he proceeded ; he was oppressed and distracted ; but in vain did he look for his dog ; he was riot to be seen on the road. At last he arrived at the spot where he had left his money. But what were his sensations ! The heart wies"feadyto bleed• with the sight thai then met his view. The poor dog, unable to follow his dear but cruel master, had determined to give his last mornenta to his service. Ile lead crawled, all bloody as he was, to the for gotten bag, and now, in the agonies of dent)), ho lay watching beside it. When he saw his master ha still ter !led his joy by the wagging of his tail. He could do norriore ; he tried to rise but his strength wax gone ; oven the ca resses of his roaster ,could not prolong his life for a few moments. Ile stretched out Lis tongue to lick the hand that. was now fondling him hi the agonies of regret ; as if to. seal forgiveness of•the deed that had deprived him of lle then east 'a look of kindness on his master, and closed his eyes in death. ' Indolent people are' the only tine dis ciples of luck, and luck alone is their god. They are always. sure .something is going to "turn up" for their benefit, and therefore wait in idleness " with folded hands,, while the industrious, with strong, sharp will go manfully to work and "turn, up" something from. the mo•t unpromising materials. Luck sloops on the hope of a legacy to morrow,,breakfasts on disappointincut, and sits out the day 'in cold and hunger, still awaiting tor-thu fertune that labor achieves by sturdy blows and well direct ed efforts. 'The ringing hammer, and the busy pen, are laying the foundation 'of competence, while indolence fosters mis ery and. crime; - • Luck is simply the-bautling of th,; most precarious chalice, jeldlo labor is the all powerful god of IitICCQIIH, that overloaps °rill , obstacle and conquers the yroild itio totajl. ' • . ' ludolent poople are tlefonly true disc es of luck, and luck,alone is the'ii° god. They Aro always sure something higo: ing,to "tttria up" for their benefit; and therefore wait iu idleness " with Tdlded hands, while theindustriouS,with strong, sharp w 111,40 ruffutlilly to-work and "Writ up" something from the unpromising Ma terials:. • - - Lusk shaops'•on the hope of a:leg:toy to-morrow, breakfasts on disappeintment, and sits out the day in cold and hunger. Luck wins: Lather whistles.. Luck relies oh the turn of a card.. Labor on sturdy blows and honesty of purpOse. . Luckalipa downward to penury. - La bor atridos upward to indepondOnee. Luck makes the outcast and Labor the roan of anbstaneo and tbo Chrlatian . gentloman. '.• Low necked ebirtd are pronounced' the 'Wed "atyle"'for nieojoung mon. •Just imaging a mink youth with Me hair ,partedin the - middle,* braes headed multi,, and a low necked shirt. . . When sve have no pleasure in gond riess, we may With certainty conclude 09 rensontolie that onr tdosisuid,i9 all doriv,ed from an oppotite quarter.: . . , • ME .CANINE FIDELITY,. ON 001NG SURETY. Ought a man over to go surety for another? 'Why not? jt is a most friend ly act. If prudently done, it may be of the most eminent benefit, to a neighbor. It gives yin 'tlto benefit of your good reputation when' fie is ,not known. It lends him your credit whore liis own is net sufficient. 'lt, puts him in funds which otherwise he could not command. Such Service to 'a friend is generous, and sometimes even noble. No better use can be made Of one's money than to help, a true friend. We are commanded to .- nrernember - those in bonds as bouintWith them." To be sure, this was originally applied to bonds of a different kind, but with not a whit more - propriety than to pecuniary bonds. .A man who, by a feW thousand dollars, can save his friend and perhaps his family; from bankruptcy and _ want, could hardly spend hi money in a manner which, all _his -life long, he would remember with more .sa c isfaction. But there are eertainmoral and pruden tial considerationii which should always: be 'Mum in mind in going surety- far a friend. You should make up your mind how tnueh property you. have, end hots math you are-wilting to give atea:y, abso lutely, for that friend whom you endorse. For no blunder can be worse than to 'on- dorso on the siipP, - Ysitiou that you will not haae•to pay. Never indorse without say, ,ing to yourself, "This may come round upon me. I may have to pay it ; and if it cornea to that, I am able and willing. " Nine out of ten of the fatal mistakes-made by bondsmen - arise from taking the op posite course to this. They consider the act of indorsing a friend's paper as a mere conamercial form. There is no risk:. I shall not have it to pay. He is abundantly able to take ear() of his paper. I shall help him without' harming myself, and he is a stingy man who will not.do that." This is the calculation on which a man hinds hiniselrayW,Triolicrs debts in case the friend cannot pay them himself.; ' But how do these things turn oat ? One need not go far to ascertain Every vil- lage-Las an illustration. '`borrower was More involved than you supposed, or,, perhaps, than-he himself know, and his• creditors cloied on 'him and wound him up, and were ovcryjoyed to find such a good name on his paper, Or, the san guine scheme on which Imbed ventured, which seemed_ sure of success, almost without possibility of failure, suddenly, like a loaded wagon, slipped off a wheel and upset into the - dirt ! Or, just as every, thing was at the point of success, TOM' friend sickened and could not look after his affairs, some critical matter was ne glected, or some dsslionest person stop ped in and crooked matters ; your friend died, the estate went into the execu tor's hands for settlement, was badly managed,_ warped, and crooked,' and finally turned out insolvent. And what became of you P Why, you were surety for - the full amount of what you are 'worth I In an hour you, find Yourself confronted with debt that sWeePs ' away your house, your farm, your little 'sum in bank, and leaves you just where you began tWenty-five years ago, with thia - afffbitifeb, -- thai then -you--bad-.only yourself to provide for, and-*ow yotilkavo a wife and eight children. • Then you were twenty-five years old, and life was all before you, and now you are fifty years,, and life pretty much be hind you 1 You have given away your children's bread. You leave not yet saved your friend, but have ruined yourself ! Perhaps your friend had settled on his wife a small property. So much the bet ter for her, if he had. Of course slid will divide with You, since it was to save her husband, that i you were ruined. But, if she will not (and human nature is made up of shaky stuff;) and her chil dren go to school, while yours stay at home ; and if they live in a comfortable• house, pleasantly furnished, while you are hiring a few rooms in the cheapest quarter of the town, then I Suspect that you will chew the cud of a great many bitter reflections. When it is too late, you will be very wise. You will say to yourself, it may be, "A man is a fool who signs for any larger sum than he can conveniently pay.": Amen, say I ! • "Ileforo a man puts his name dOWII on another man's paper, he should ask him• self, Am ,I trilling to give this person as mach money as I - sign , for ?" Amon, say I ? "To sign a bond on a supposition that it is a ;nem form, and that you will have nothing to pay, is to pi one's Bead into a fool's noose." Amen, again, say I! • There is no harm in signing for a neigh bor if you have got the property ; if you are able to pay the, amount ,without harming your oVot household ;.and if you love the man for whom you sign enough to be willing to . orvt; him outright the sum eoveted by youreAdorsement. Other „Wise, to gotr:iiitycfm a _Neighbor is a folly, a sill, and a shame—ll - tory Ward )34tedher. Monkeys aro scarce in Michigan. A • saddler inTretroit her lip ono for a pot, who ustudly'sat on the counter. A coun tryman came in one .day who probably •• had never seen a 'monkey, the proprietor being in the back room, ' The customer seeing a saddlcrthat suited him, asked" • the price. The monkey said whiting. Customer said :. "VII give you twenty dollars for it." which on being laid ,on the counter the Monkey shoved into the 'drieWer. The nutu;thett took the saddle, but monkey Mounted the man, tore' his hair, 'watched his feed, and the frigh toned customer summated for dear, life. Proprietor rushes in, and wants to tilde! what's the fuse:• " rues!" said the ens.. tomer, " fug? I bought . a saddle from' your Son sittiu' there, and 'llium I went • to take it ho wouldn't let me . have it." The saddler apologized fa? the monkey, .• but, assured him he was no relation. of Conscience is clod pit Lin.. It, is man's beet friend, •or his •dniadful enemy ;,„it; haunts &matt everywhere. Ho has no powOr to resist it x and ho lies porpotn ally at itooneicy. At is a dams kindled in his 'scam which inwardly torus:sits and consumes him. : It is a' viper which twins itself about his heart and stings him In the tomlerost places. It is a hun gry vulture, allow dying woiin, which secretly preys upon his vitals; and fills him with agony and dismay. "Bid where conkcionce is obeyed, it is a friend in deed—a'fitend at home—an inward, UM* trutylimiom friend. It never de-• sorts us,.ovO4,jin the greatest extremity. {Tiara: 7M ADVAMOS: 12.00 a year.