Carlisle herald. (Carlisle, Pa.) 1845-1881, January 13, 1870, Image 1
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Ohl Lnrj 11m 1111)(111M11 Irlar rl . Olll ihrl bierrhelt ngir ta.i.11.11,111 :1.1 skies 'l'lto pout frooto ntonittero to ttttt r/1011 Crrly, nut %Otero tic opirlt that our al ir ESCLII'H Scott, with his little army of veterans Was'thundering away at the gates of the city. .Within-was-the-wildestconsterna tiOn and terror. Panic stricken men,. women and children were running hither and thither right into the very mouth of danger which' theyweretryingto escape: - Shot and shell were falling thick and fast,sdealing destruction and deatli, and surely opening the way for the Ame•i= cans. In an upper room facing the grand Plaza sat two persons in earliest converse and apparently regardless of the tumult without. • The elder of the men was a Mexican with a light trace of Spanish blood, on which heprided himself exceedingly. He answered to the name of Don Jose Ca nales, and was ono of the nabobs of the city. The younger man was an Ameri can;-- hie name-Mark Huntington. '",,Why do -you refuse, Don Josiil" asked- Huntington. "I sincerely love the Dona Isabel, and I have reason to believe she is not indifferent towards me. I have wealth and a good name. What more can you ask ?"- Senor Huntington, you arc an Ameri can," relied Don Jose, haughtily. "Even nuw your countryinen are throwing shell into our city, destroying... our property and sacrificing our lives. Think you I can consent for My daughter to wed one of them l"! " That I am a n American should weigh well -hi the matter," said Huntington proudly. "If the city—" " It will not," exclaimed Don Jose im patiently. "If the city falls," resumed the Amer ican, without. noticing 'the interruption, "and I have 'no doubt that it will, my name would be proteetion." "I need 'no protection," said the Dom " The eity,needs none., We can hold it against double the rabble that compose the -American army. `1 5 ./e are three to one-wild lupin the advantage of position." " Then you -give me ,an unqualified negative ) 'Don ,Jose . "You can call it nothing else, Senor Huntington. You are not the person would choose for Dona Isabel." The . insolence orhis words and Mini um: brought the hot blood to Mark Hun tington's, face, and he dared not trust himself to reply. Meanwhile, Dona Isa bel entered the upartment,.and hurriedly whispered to ,her faller; Huntington heard the - words, and hiti eyes lighted with triumph. , , "The Americans haiio affected an en -trance." "It is false. exclaimed Don Jose. "Fahie,,ey,ery word of it l?' He then turned to Huntington : You basil my, answer,, senor. What more do' I care for 'You i P If there 'is nOt11 ; ing,elso, you weuld'oblige me, * by taking your leatm,” - adbdtto the flora angojtat the Inseltteilled up to'the - .breast of *ark Huntington; but it was equal ,to the ,With 'a few hopeful, words tO 1104 and eivil adh to her father, lie left:the hontai. v : . Dona hiabel had spOlcen the truth. The Americans had . effrieted f an ontranee into the city, and4ore following up the ad. vantage. , " The IlieideausciVerd geeing be, fore them, feebly disputingthe i rad Van Co. Iltnitimghin Picked, ilia' way alOng very cautiously, for litS;PliSith'nt'.Was, preea ?long one in the, qtranic.' : 'Una 'Aniert. can among so many Joteited ,. .Moxicans stood but little cliabee.,: Xf4 isUceectind in yeacliing his. horne l libWever,' and buckling on hiti :sword itnd looking :to the,primi.wii pal. foktit, • • Ito hurried back do way ba had comb., The 111 1?4 ivaaahiadY.ititiaialeOtatrife t and thO alcalkora . l.Wer&l'alrOnily at their • • f 1;') I f f :01 fr. 1.1.) 13' • . I • • 11 I ' • j '4:: • •-• " ;:` 1. , ' 1.1 • : " 1 - . - •. . , . • , . • 'r. r - ' ' l' 'T1 1 : t • 1:: 1 I .. . . . .' • • • I. 1.31 r . .11D • • • 'kJ 11. 11 . 14 , 41, : 4 4 • ' • M!MENIMII • :fasO Canales 14as 'Vainly endeavoring . to keep' these robbers frOin 'his holm 3 but what could 0110 man do agiiinst a dogon,? They thrUst him aside and'rushed into tAgdwelling. Utintington now came up and passing tho minsed, a moment on Um ! Stairs, for he thonght fro beard a cry. l it was repeated. "Savo me, Mark 1 Why will you( not come ?" lii Glow that voice, and' Dirusting aside two men that attempted to bar his passiage, he flew to Isafiel!s room and burst open the door. : Ire was'juSt, in time, Already one vib, lain held her with a 'rude graSp, while: a' second was remming the jewels she - a-ore. " Drawing-his -s'word,- he sprang to the rescue, and after a 141101 t • but sharp struggle with the plunderers, droVe them frem'Dni house. . . 'Clic Americans now had entire posses sion of the city, and order was restored. By the exertions .of Mark Huntington, Don Jose Caimles had_been_but—little. troubledily the enemy. The protection that lie "did not need," had been very welcome, nevertheless, and he felt al : ' Most good natured toward Huntington. 'l'liey we re sitting in the same room they hail occupied in te morning, and Hunt ington took coma re from the change in DoU Jose's iminn r, and again broached the subject that was nearest to his heart'. 112 The haughty, insolent manner wit which his advances had been received i the morning was again assumed by Do Jose.- • '" 31yitii,wer was final, Senor 11 - tinting ton,-and_the roll Owed it; ap 1-,--m-nniontJL "I understand you now, Don Jose," said Mark ; "but your lutswe . r has come too late. Anticipating a refusal, I took thus by tho forelock. 'Wu are marrieit" Mar!: expected an oittburst.of " fierce, uneoquollable anger, and was therefore unprepared fur the icy calmness with which this Don received the delaration. " Yon really surprise me, Senor," lie replied; but at the time he wms drawing a pistol trout his pocket. " Fes, Senor, -you surprise me, and I feel that it is my duty to return the compliment," " Now,'SenOr, make peaco Witli your Cod, for you shall son meet linntingion saw the death dealing weapon leveled at liim, and say the strong determination in Don Jose's eyes, but he quailed-notr - " I)on Jose Canales, yotrdare not mur der me." , "Martel . ? So it would be. Igo, PI not do that," skid lat.with a grim smile "I will 'give yon one chance Tor youi• life." . The DO/L summoned his daughter, aiid she came all radiant with - her dark beauty, but her cheek paled when she met the eruegazo'of her father. "My dear, dutiful daughter," said the Don Jose, "your husband pas just in formed me of the marriage. I feel grieved that you did net . iillew me to he present ; but then I suppose it was not convenient. However, as I lost that pleasurb, I have planned ouNfor myself, and more magnanimOns tlkan you, have .called you in to witness it." "Father! father!" entreated 'lsabel, her fears aroused by the mockery of his words—" father, you will not 7—" " Hush 1 Do not be alarmed. Now go and sit by 'hint while I arrange the matter for the first'act in this little do mestic drama. The second, I should have paid. Yen played the first Huntington drew his wife all tremblbig with dread had alarm, to his side. He did not yet know the gruelty that HMI Jose was capable 0f,.0r he-would not have 'sat there so quietly. Moreover, lne felt 'capable of defending hipaselfjf the worst should come, so he gave his attention to Isabel. Don Jose first tried the door to make sure that there was no means of escape. Then he drew a tape hi the centre of , the room, andplaced three chairs around it. On the table he placed a pack of cards. , "Now, Senor Huntington and wife, if you will be so kind as to take your places at the table. Thank you. I will noW take the remaining seat." " Isabel, take the little 12istol there and the cards, and then I will-explain. New listen very attentively, or You will not be able lir sustain you! parts." "You, my dear Isabel, shall shuffle and deal the cards. You, my deai• Senor Ilipdingfon, and myself shall play the game. That there may be nothing Imo . - gnat, we e.%change hands before looking at the cards, and you shall play for me and I for you When I tell you thal the lose). slall shoot the iris mer, l know that you will use all Vour skill." Huntington wit's luinhwithilorroi; at tho diabolicrifilesign of eanales. "Do you refuse, Senor ?" • " You surely cannot bo in earnest," said the r Don, grinding his teeth in rage. "But if you flO sot choose to take ad iantago of this ono chance L will shoot you without it. Deal the cards, Isabel." The Dona Isabel. hail listened to her father in a state of apathy bordering oii insensibility, and- she oheyed him me chanically. "Now, Senor, we will exchange hands 'and proceed: I am really quite impa tient., '43utone hand, remember." "It iv madnessl" exclaimed "It is devilssh, Don -Jose. If I should Willy I certainly should noOrise my hnd against you." ' Go oil !". said Canales2angrilyll,,,...!` am not So soft lioarted."—. '' - "But you will certainly spire my wife thin borriblo steno?" • " Go on I" thundered Don ;rose, grasp ing the pistol. "Go' "Well, 1 Will go ou,'3 said ,74lerk, Con vinced that there 'vas no alternatiye, "end.may God help me to frustrate your murderous design.','. , , • 1; ' "No compliments; 'Senor. "4 is your play. Ile I I lake that: •Now'e - Over this money ; it is ytys. • Wp are one / apiece now.. "'Ali 'll - 7 - talco that,- which, makes two to yourone. • lieserxe the handsend I am the loseri and >you—invil Melco . pone° with your God that refused ttrbolp . you. One minute . • • liiintingten was 'powarlesii. Ate bad been slew to'polieve that tlio Dew would carry iont &Mgt], elee be might ,Inwe been 'prepared. Now be was [Atli° mercy of the enraged father. Alrdady tol waa leveled at bit{ bead,. and ,the • kec en& MOM flYitig fad: lie loaned nereeti the fable ainflatising lda Wife" tenderly,' bide tier good-bye. As 4 the last .words left . ;ToSe pressed. the trigger; mitt - Mark ItuidThgton fell at the feet. of , ' . " A gentleman and lady wishing to see thweemmandint" - said - the - orderly,- fitiiihis hat. • . . " Mexican; SergeantV ‘! American." "Show them in." • "Mark Huntington, as I live I" e . g.- clainfed tho,olt) commandant, as the tors entered the office. IV f .hy, we sup posed you had loft this world.. itml'the "Is my wife,. General. General_ 'lsabel.", ' The old officer bowed low and, of fered her% :seat, _ Then lie resumed his conversation with ffuntingtom who soon made him acquainted with the pardon hire of the little gains that mart§ "(aided his life. • "By George, it is wonderful!" ex claiined the General. "And the Dona Isabel .drew Ilia ball while_ ym,_arid the Don were avi ng that) ittle backhanded game, and Peally„apiked the enemy's guns. Yell done,,Mrs. Huntington.' Please an qieliit my thanks fOr saving my young friend llnutington, and 'my sincere wishes that you may find him worthy. But Don '.lt&:,::.turtling to 71Iarli again,.'! where is he, and what—" " HQ is out of reach; General, and I am glad of it. 'No doubt he is sorry enough. Let him go, General.'' "Quite right. Was very angry, 'no, doubt. We aro liable to it. Don :rose has not, been seen since. If living, he probably yet. believes he took tit Mil The following description a "a fine old man," by IMI - irk-Twitimis worth read ; , ing jolin Wagner,.the oldest inatelli" 9h - illdo—one hundred and four years- ‘reamitly.walked a mile and a half in two ..weeks. lie is as cheerful and blight as :my of these other old men that' charge iiround . so in the newspapers, and in every way as remarkable. Licit November lie walked five blocks in a rain storm with out any shelter lint an umbrella, and cast bis voter for tirant, remarking that he had voted for forty-seve) presidents—which 'was a lie. Iris "second 6rori of rich brown hair" arrived from New York yesterday, and he has a new set of teeth coming—from Philadelphia, He is to be Married next Week to a girl one hundred years old, who still 'fakes in washing.— They-have been engaged eighry years, but their parents persiste - d 'and refused their consent until three days ago. John Wagner is two years older thin] . the Athode Island veteran, and yet has never tasted a drOp of liquor in his life, unless yoMeouni. whisky:" The editor of the Hartford friaii , „i is visiting California, and observing the Chinese. Ile thus describes a barber' shop scene; In a little room six feet, square, I saw one Chinaman shaving another. The razor wastwo Inc long; an - inCh Mid a half broad, and a half aft inch thick, and square at the ,end. It looked like a meat cleaver. The barber shaved his cask). mer's head all around, leaving the tuft - and queue. Then he shaved his face and forehead, polishing the fin ehead with the back of the razor. Then lie shaved off one-half of each oyel?row as clean as a bone, leaving little tufts next to the nose ; and then he shaved his nose all over care fully, and polished that. "What next he did with this Sun Child, as he sat up right upon a little stool, both feet coiled tpuleibint, I know not, for I came away. Why he shaved the c? maitre 'at all I could not tell, as he had no bbard. Per haps be slushed him with pork fat as a finish. If so, Chang Wo was ready for business, .and would go through you in a trade. The maidens of Chicago have learned a trick or two from the married women as to the power of the courts., One of them kept hei• betrothed on his good lie-: havior by threats of a suit for breach of oromise. If lie was absent from her for two days there came a note : ,"Darling—lf I do not seo you in two hours I shall. COIIIIIIOIICO the suit. Thy adoring ' MARION." Naturally, he went. If she 'Wished to golo a concert, and he did not profess a willingness to escort ter, there came a note : • "'My own Tlewidey—'l'lle papers. are ia the hands of a. lawyer: yours.. ; The yenith endured all this until slip talcing a class in an infant Sunday school, and cut oil' his inganial. !Flinn Lad. her arrested for disorderly conduct. Next year there will he six . ecliPses ; four'ef the sun and two of the moon, viz a total eclipse of the moon, Japary 17 ; a 'giant' eclipse of the sun,' January 80, invisablo here ; - O, partial eclipse of the sun, June 28, visible only in Australia ; a total eclipse bf the moon, July 12 ; a partial eclipse of the sun July-27, invisi ble here ; a total eclipse. of the sun De centber 21, visible in Europe ain't' Cantle. Venus will be the evening star until Feb ruary 20, morning star MAU December 23, and evening star the rest of tho'•year. A. Jersey boy inquired of lib father, 'feu; days since, while erosshig from dam den, "If that wan Puha, whore the oranges come from," (iMinting to Smith's The father replied, " No, you fool, Cube is,more, than 40 ' miles 'from here I" "Is Cuba bigger .than that continued the bay. Bigger ri said the. man, pompously, it'H a million tines as big-'- . -yes. ninety . ..times." boy thanked. him for the information. , "-Where are.you'going?" asked a'gen 'tlenian of an•aequaintance. "To see a friend." • "Then I shottlidlike to go with yoa t iart never saw ono yet.". covelOns dokirO in the heart of youth iy to goon' froM which may spring, a poison . tree, tylmso atmosphere„ 'Pesti.7* lontiah and the taste or whOso,.rrnit, is ; It in said tbat Job' was worgied by a whiele.wb.ipfoithathe edited. a aowspappr. • 'E(litot.# -flyninNit44o . ' ' , . . .. . , 'YoMI, I ,g-fplkft gfp f w, ilfo.lt when -hi l o ve e li inevensen thoir flighs woilOorfully., ' . ~ . „ CARLISPF 9 ''.P47N'A -.THURSDAY,: JANUARY 6,1570 -4 REM TI: IC- I fel RP 01 0 A I'llo U:8411 7 .1,), I" NG:$.l • - . It i i , tunato ittpri4 ag9i9 l t,i4sc9metu 113w1811 11 rf9rinpl 7 will .li6ver''erise I may my to you, r'Wy brothering. that I am not an etlecatethinan, an,' I am not ono.o;g them, believes Nlecation is not ~ ~ necessary for a Gosiiel minister,, fur I bloo'vo the Lord , ' e4eCateli''. v ' his teachers estiatilio want"s 'oin Co bo erlecate4 , l an' \ i, 'altisaigb I shy it tl;atpughi,24. • o.say it, yet - in tholitate of illdialllly, Vill l', Ilive, m thar's no an as gits.a bliaer s i ngroga, 7 tion nor what I Bits. : ' _ . Thar, may be some berc to-day, my brethpring;. as don't know svlust pursua si4 ran' uv, Well, I may say to you my Ark:tiering,: that-Lani--a-iktrdshell Baptist. 'Mar r s sotuc folks'ats don't liki3 fradsliell Baptists ; but I'dy:ither hey a hardshell than no shell at all. You Abe Me hero. to-day, my brethering, Brest: up in fine` close ; you snout think! lilts proud, lint I am not proud my bretherisig ; au' though I have been a preacher my the Gospel fir twenty Yeark, an' although I'm °opting:me a flat-boat' that lies at your landing, "I'm siot \ prond, My broth.: cring. - I'm not gouig to tell you 'edzaekly white my lex:May be foUnd ; suffice it ter say it's in .the Bible, an' you'll find it soinewhar betskeEli - the first chapter stv the book of ClOnerations an' the last eh ap tes of the book of Revolutions ; an' if you'll go an! smelt the Scriptures you'll. not only - rind my tex th ar, but a great many other taxes as will do'you good to read ; an? my Les...when you ..thud it,. you :shall_ find it to Mad thus: ==duel-li_l):~~ed'an~i_h:iy nfs~ ih~~n~:~uJ_~triirx Sporlln ("Awl 111 , '11 p. 14,,R:"- My tex, bretharing, leads .111,0 to speak of speerits; Now that's a great inany Idea . 6f NI/V'llS in the. world. In the fast, place, that's the sperits sonic folks teall ghosts ; then that's the sperits uv ,turpingtine and times the sperits as } Bowe folks call lielcer, an' I've got as good an article itv thew ljull try sperits on my flat boat as as ever was fotehed duWii the Mississippi River ; but that's great wavy kind tic sperits, for the tex : " lie played upon a harp of a thousand stringssperits' of just men made per feck." lint I'll tell you nth kind of fire as in mteant in the tex, 'my hrethering—its' hell firm And that's the kind uv lire as alreat, Many of you'll co o to of you delft do better nor what you've. been a doild— for "lle idayed on a harp u" a thousand' strings‘—sperits uv just men made perfelk." - • . New the - flifferent sorts tilt fire in the world may be likened unto the different persuations ua the: world. In the first place wehave the 'PiseoPalians, an' tlio'ro a high. sailin' an' a highfalutin' set, an' they may he liked-unto a tUrkey buzzard that Hies up into the air an' be goes iii, looks no bigger ilor your finger nail, an' the first thing you .know he . homes down an' doWn, Ma' is hisself on thh hark iss uv a dud loss by the side of the' road—an' 'TM played on, a,diarp of a thousand string—speritsofjust men madoperftiek." An' that's thtNetluttjis,' an' they may be likened unto the stmirrel runuin' up a tree ; for the Itlethodis' bleoves. in guile on from one degree of grace to an other, an' finally on to perfection ; an' the 'squirrel goes up, an' juinps from limb to limb, an' branch, an' the rust thing you know he falls, and down he comes kerthunmax, an' that's like the Methodic' for they is fillers fallite from grace- , 4th ! "An' ho played on a hart' up a thousand strlllgt—eperits of just 1111011 made perfeek." An' then, my brethering, tsar's the Baptist, ah ! an' they have been like unto a possum on a' Billlllloll tree ; an the thunders may roll, an' the airth quake, , lint the possum clings than still---.:1111 Ate you may shake one foot loose, but Voth er's thin ; an' you may shako all his feet loose, but lie laps his -tail aniund the Binh, an' clingk thar. forever: for "Ile played 011 It harp uv , a thousand strings— sperits of just men made perfeck.° • OUR YOUNG oriels Mrs. Eliza4th Cady Stanton,. who has been lcnown for several years as an advO can, of woman's rights, female suffrage, and the equality of the sexes, deliver :da lecture in St. Louis, a few nights age, from which the following extracts aro taken : YOUNd (UUT.. - Mrs. Stanton took Up the most import ant branch of he• subject first, the health Of our young girls, and handled it in 'an able and sensible maiinor. She - explained the causes ortionmeh feeblcuessiu young` women, _attributing their • physical mala dies:chiefly to their mode of - dressing: In the coining yearn ye will have no 'a ore . sickness. When about to w ite her lec ture, she asked lier own 'datighters_low she would treat the subject, and they told• tier to write jifsein the way - Rilb was the habit of talking to then: . All our customs, she said, are based on the idea that women are intended to please men,' not by the attractions of thi3 mind, but by the nacre physical poWer of their beau ty aiud thedecoratioe of dross; • Women seek to make ' themselves attractiye to . mon bp ( niaking themselves helpless. Some non foolishly say that a woman un sexes herself when She acts WHERE, WE GET ~OUR PAIMONS.t Our Frishiciris; said-114S. Shmton, inc sent to hs: by the A'rouch comteFaus. She has often been pa, rod on saeleg,,a, fasidonabie balls the,w Moir half. nalihd; while there brothers Ivor dressed to, the chin, Tho true atiration which. women, should have Is the attraction .by which she can lift man riir to the realm of yuri. ty of tholight. Evorything that *drags her down, ly degrading, to, herself and Daute,drow a true pi?turo of tiro , natural position' of the 862 as whon Inc painted neatrieti bioe)iMne-plane with himself.: " Ily Cho lain of moral (tarn& - thin; she attracts man from :Om hell • to' theleavon.' She tvbuld place, women, 'On a leVel platform by the side of men., TILE TRUE' ammo OF WOMEN , iSho.said it -was no part ,6f, tho ditty, of .yOung girls to attractmen by their DLitt. 'teal -charms,' but ' it' • WWI titbit. duty, to holaget The . clitireas of the'reintlswe true eliarnis that, yoting women- should possess, and. these,. only can 'be' fieciiiired'hy 'attending ti) laws of oarntoral Laing," and abandoning' tat) frivoltios of fnehion. •i " ' SniammbetiB; weVi , *: ' An ngsau erlias.vi dten an essay that proves, that ,there hre superfluens women.--:Thiki, is acii4Mte4,. :Y b fact that thalarge majority of 'men, : are doing venion'S work. In this . country -every. man -rair T find-mituly-7-oceUpation,- and:they'sliMild leave the womensfiroad er 'field for labdr. She was pleased to see thionferpriSe ef,the, city . of SO.; Louis ; thale.ybridge hi.being built, !sissippt is to Lo' dammed at tCookuk. •ilds was the dud of work for men teen gage in. ,Let women be taughtp make theMsehies; useful-tO earn their -own bread, solhat ‘ they will not be entirely dopoudMit upon Men- 7 Gcethe; sayS s: 'She it a true woman Whii, when her husband dies, can be the father of his children.' AIR AND En:he/ex. The lecturer again reverted to the im portance of training younggirli to -ac quire healthy bodies. She: advii!ed the. girls in an their gettings 'gni,' health. Sick Mon and women have stekIY'' . VIONVS of everything: Ordinarily a girl of fourL teen is healthy and hapPy but wh oll she gets older and the dressinakerg4s hold of a change takes place. She is at once_ laced and phiehed, her 'toed are pinched. with tight shoes, luir head weighed down with a wad o f false hair :uul the cirenlation of her blood bin ticked and she becomes a looping invalid; with out 'energy, and without animation. The long dress,*provents freedom or motion. Air and exercise are essential to the do yel6pinent of the fOrMs of girls, well as health. Daily - ablutions, full respira tion, and plenty of. sleep Should be in dulged in. ' Outdoor exercise hi great importance. • Wheu - on-a-visit-to-the—Univesity_of.! AIM ion witif - qh - ~&ll4fti:iStr.r•Ruridin4iP! femme botween the mode of ,training boys and girls. Ile said girls could not endure as much as boys, and 81104 ought they -could stand more, hnd suggested that if the boys of the University were laced and pinched and cramped by dress, as the girls are, they would Soon languish and die. - Exercise should be regular. WheM a girl, she used to walk four or five miles before broakflist; and wore a pair of boots just like 'her father's, and she was always behlthy and happy: "'Napo leon once said, you catmot make a good soldier out of a sick AMERIri,IN_ WOMEN SUPERIOR :fO.OTHERS, Stanton pronounced a glowing am logy,imon the women of America.• She had - often been :surprised at their self possession when Mingling with the aris tocracy df Europe—treating all classes as equals, and addressing an empefok with as little einbarassnient nv n_.pcasant. This superiority is, in a . mcasuic,. nttrih utcil to the free , institutions " of, this country. " UMIAN'S NIMINOLIA ItAl.ll."' The lecture. Was not devoid of:Amu:beg of genteel lama.. -When- 4caking of the prevailing desire of women tolayear beautiful, _ Mrs. Stanton I n:ferret! -to an ntlyertisement'xetting forth the_glories of " Hagan's Magnolia Balm,'' re moved freckles, pimples, and Tblotches, and made a women of thirty ,apptar Its young air a girl of eighteen.' She advised" the girls not to use It. 'What lady of Miry, she asked, would tlesitt to look like a foolish girl of eighteen ? Cosmet ics and hair dyes are inUnintis to health, they contain white ledd and other poi sons that impair health and produce weakness and paralysis. A woman has as good a right to graw old as a man. ape would give the girls a recipe - :better than Hagan's Magnolia Balm. It \vas fresh air and exercise, which would bean 6fy cmnplexion, 'and did not cost seVen. • ty-tivo cents a bottle. TEACII THE calms yo 7. wow: Every girl should be taught some use ful employment, so that she can support hersoc - The helplessness of manyof our girls, loft without the means of tailing care of themselves, leads to their fflegre dation and ruin. Life is a haul struggle for men wlio are trained to sottc6 - useful occupation, but how much more so to wo_ men whO are reared in luxury and idle ness with every; door closed against them. To-morrow, isfoituno may come' to those who are in affluence to=day, and NVllat will become of thzir claughters, un less they are trained to Make a living for theniselves ? It will be your fault if they fall into the whhipoql of destruction. WIIAT A ODD. DAN DO ? What can. these young girls do for an honeinble, support i KyOu could you OM) half the let tieiiid .3110:14 , v 7 that comes to toe every day 6 . 01114;108 1 who have been reared in affluence, and are now outcasts from liociely, begging to know how. they. can retrieve theinselves, you would see the uncesslty of bringing your girls xi; to earn nii - Inimitable support. Women are capable, of learning agreat many 4 things; they cap' earn a living as lawyers, physi -efflus, telegraph operatois, clerks, 4oliciol teachers ? &c. She knew two female phy sicians in Xew York whose practice in worth . 1‘25,000 a. year. ' Lorenzo Dow being olio Ovenibg at a hoteUcopt by one Bush,, in Delphi, N. Y., the residence of the late 'Hen. Root, lie was importninid•bithe latter gentleman, ip the Presence of the landlord, to do s-tribe Heiti . en. " . YoW say a great deal about Heaven, sir," said the' General, "pray tell us hoW it leblui LoOti'ea tui'ncd his • grave faco and bug WhVing' , hoard to' the General • ind Mc.-13nsh, and said :• . . . . , !Illeivan;'my 'friend, ian vast extent orsinoOlt; rich taiFitory; There is not 'a. lib& Ur it'Busb in it; ' Nid lbern never wlll be." ' •' " Pam' said. 31r., Brown's -youngest son the other day,, ; "calagO;to - the sir- . cus ?" "I'Jo, nay affectioliately plied Mr. Brown; "laity - Yen area good boy ! Twill Falco , you to k3OO, your: grand- itiotlier'!igrayo this afternoon." F, , • . , ' ..A.WitttitharyPinfant,"'nainetiFreddy,' . wont to las Mother one evening and (pared : "3fother, what is a gime , ' , or?" Ills mother • said ho must not ' ask suelr quicitions . ; ;but Froddy, persisted, gnd was finally r soot Go bed to say' Lis playoxs, .114 , 1. himself, . instead,. of, at :his niot i6r'H - inpasusual. So kreddyprayod, papa, nuunnia,, and baby, .bul for ine,,'ise been ri.bad !my and fipteaa a cope sucker." _ • 'TATE TREASURER'S REPORT. 2'o the &oak (cool How . of Representa ,, Ova theCom.tnonwealth of Peatielil- OEM P.V.NTLESIHN the, performance 'of my duty I have the lionor to submit ,the follouringr - report - of - the — flnances - of - tim: 'kat°, and my action since those affairs have been undeK my control : Tho Indolitodnimo of thu Comm 11- wealth nt thn and of the Neat muting Novolobi.r, 30, 1804: - wax,. $31,200010 13 Tho holoble!lutox of Oro oluta of tho , . figcul year roiling Homo r :30; =EI Showing n nquction during thp lierio I 0f...., The total. debt, on t tvou above 6 aniounto to filo nouyOr From which snot Litton% 1 ho do looted I hofullo wing zunoun!o, now In trio Trou•nry, ands, tszphrt fl,r the payment on the debt Amount on, hand hand fur tiro pay punt of - .overdue • Immo, i ittervst cer; lificatvo nwl 'Dili! LeH $3i1,',14 02 Amount- apOlrablu 0 . 11) payment Id tho flvo colt Lam unaturioVn ly 1, WO, 11.11.1 11,1 W IM=lll=l Total dOlt, IV. cloth to the T. eat itry' nu NOVI . WI/Ci . a • . 'll.e rereip , s for the II eel yu.ir end ing Novoinlo r :26, 14f9, esr - olnavo of hnwo awl premiums mid lot i lia thereon, iveru • toe ye:ovum:big Noveinhei :10,1n69, with oinTilar tletinctimt.. till paymento la- thu your end imeNo etul,er. Sn, 16GS, oxen:Biro or I 11.1 s r(aLoomed awl Introot lo T4•Pk4 - 144.4.. ing exrdptionn, noloulltud . Ininl r tir year end n.; Novomber 30, IbCD, unionnto.l MITE Balance in tiro treasury Normal/or 30, 1,19:8 To ni !Howls roe, ('O,! by in. tottl pa) nivot, G.r thu yvar en I lug N.., emb. r en , 166.1, NV121.0 Showing a balmy. In die iiiainiry , N i ,,, o 0 .1,1,16,Fe2 At this point I deem it proper to ex. plain to the Legislatttrethe action of the Commissioners of the Sinking Fund with reference to, this It:lance, and tilSo to show. the exact obligationk assunictl by them, and the reasons which , gOverned their action in•tho promises. The amount of debt payable on call on the 30th day of October, 1869, wass3BB,- 688. va, and.-the moneys_ hold_ by the Ireasurer, iii.oxcess,of these claims, amounted t6_.51;149,781-17.—T0 let this money remain idle while' tho State owed a large debt 'seemed doubtful policy, par ticularly as our State now enjoys a very Jiigh . ch:u•acter for excellent credit, ad mated to be higher than that of ally other State in thO Union. If our credit had been liable to any unfavorable shock,. Molding a considOrable balance might„ perhaps,-have been defended on some . ihiandial principles. But, in view of our good standing in the moneSr markets; -the 'retantion of so largo a - sum - seemed to ni unnecessary,. if it were not unwise: I therefore proposed to' hACommissionors of the Sinking 'Fund to call in the live per cent loan maturing July 1, 1170, and to offer to pay it on demand, with ac cruod interest, IM date of presentation, giving notice at the same time that in terest would cease on July 1, 1870. The 'amount Of this loan was $1,042,128 29 While I do not hesitate to- affirm the wisdom of this act,- it has placed the Treasury in position of being volun tinily liable for a sum much greater than the amount of cash on hand. Its liabili: ties now areas follows : 1!III;t1111 , 1111V, and !no n• 11,- lo‘v,l I t osil. :1111.10 Ind 1 V., it; The th'e I am IL.Av tkund illret.tvdl to pV., Sltt , hot n t tat of of Or an O.XCeSS over the amount of cash on hand of $105,807.18. My ability to meet these calls will depend,first,'on a prompt .and rigid collection ofthereiNnhes ; sec ond, unremitting efforts, it ferce the pay ment of taxes liprefidliirsvaded, and as now the :abject of -legal action ; - and,- thiM, the gradual prosentatien of the loan.at the °Mee of the Treasury for re demption, For the first two of these I hold myself responsible. For the last I rely ,upon the unsullied and ' excellent credit of the Commonwealth: , . The groSs receipts from all sources in to the Treasury for the last 'fiscal year Were $5,241,711 18, a.snin which appears te be sufficient for the current - expentaiii or the government and a gradual extinc tion of the State debt. lint the atten tion of the Legislators is "resPectfully called to the manner in which the in come is distributed by law, and a neces sity for a change in its distribution. As 'the law now-stands, the amount set apart ler the payment of the general expenses of the , Government, was ; for the last year, $1,G77051. 11, while the netted amount paid op account of general expenses was V,1190,059.86, el! $918,905m0re tha u the 8 . 11111 prOAdell . to meet this item of expenditure. lii my judgmeht, a change lm tie law will be necessary to meet this difficulty, and I content myself with 'di reefing the attention of the legislature to this ratbject. • • :.. ' !A large 'amount of qcollected taxes . ,hies accumulated in times past, until it 'hits • reached' the oteirmoue s totalorsl; - - - , 809,008:':Ffforts . are now being made to celleettlibt by legal process. I am Oh: . gpine• that a largo Propertion of this . sum Will be' recovered, and,, to that ex nnit,•relieve the taxpayers, So far as the suits'ef the Common Wealth agenda these delihrifients has progressed,, ‘ ,Svo are 3 stifled in looking forward - With hope., , le of .kben3, - that - against the 'gredie MO-. L ororkriiiiricahas Lodi tried, and re !lilted bra vordiet ttgaimit the corpora- Ken, • and i in favor of the Commonwealth f-i,, n oq,ooo. The claims yet in contro -1 'rsy pessess : equal . tuerit'wlth the one j at deoided•in our favor ; and, itizilair t hope for tritithplrin them all. ' ' The estimated" income • for the fiscal year, now ;passing, accompanio , -this re pint, anti' it is respectfully. eulunittoo: yin w o . ,ttontkop.• The! revenues! laic be : lliwed to lie ample l' tun' With i)conomy'; , 141lienable the State t,olateet, its enrrent Taouca, and to continuo_ the 'Payment platen of the, funded debt yearly, from Mont - med. revennett, without nego- tiating a loan'for that piiipese.---This has 'bemi done &ring my the Treasury, flue the first time, I think, in the history of the State. And while. ranynot--vainenough to claim :MY cred it for the improved condition of our 1k _fiances," am.ardent_eneogh_tolopo that_ there may•not be any retrogression from the flattering prosperity ; and I trust my successors maybe enabled to continue a course which commends itself to eVery taxpayer in the iltato. Notwithstanding the calling in of a largo portion of the debt, there had been and there still is, a large amount of money accumniated in the Treasury, as will bo-ieen from the annexed statement. The State should, derive some benefit from this accumulation. To secure -this benefit, I suggest that the Conn:Ms:don _ers_of..the_SinicingtFulfd be.autherizedto .purchase the bonds of the Commonwealth at the price that they command from time to time. Ili speaking simply as a busi ness man, this appears to me the prope r course to pursue. it is certainly wise to refitted the debt with thd surplus funds. It is impossible t,O(TO this if an arbitrary price is fixed on the -bonds below their commercial value. The commercial the ory is, that if the bonds of thci Statd are worth more than par to the holder, they are worth no less a slum to the State. For by tim payment of one premium, the debt is permanently reduced, and the in terest ceases for all .timc.to come. :$2 14,510 41 472,406 18 42,R11, I O Or al, my 73 46 While malting this suggestion I do not desire to bo understood as clinging to this particular plan for accomplishing a very desirable,object. My wish is that the Legislature. will provide in someway to utilize the balance which cannot be prevented from, accumulating ; and I Onnuit the subject to their wisdom. :1,211, , 115 61 6,':' .2 1 I I ,;(392;53910 :=l.lleLliondultowjetptired of the Treas ‘ll,r is4flVlfillTKiry'rfTind can .furnish ;tIM, State additional security l where the officer has at stake not only his reputa tion, but his character for the faithful performance of a public trust, then Otis bond is ridiculously inadequate of a safe, guard to the State. To secure such a safeguard, through this agency, the bond ; should be largely increased. I! recom mend that it be raised to a sum not, less than $219,000.. • The vocation of those who once insist ed that our debt could never be paid,, ended the moment we began to reduce the total. In a like manner the people will not lie apt to belivd those who insist that our financial affairs are mismanaged, in the face of, duo inexorable fact, that Pennsylvania Maintains a credit in ever money market, and on every stock ex ahange, superior to that of.:•any otlieC State in the American I=l IMMO IMEEM ME= MEM I am justified, Unapt+, in congratulat ing, Life-legislature on the excellent con dition of our (inane& ; on the fact the estimate revenuesure sufficient for the current year ; thattio increase of taxa lion,i.s_necessary.4 the prosperity of the people renders the usual income sure and that, under this prosperity, we are each year paying, without distress to our citizens, the_great_ debt bequeathed to its by the last generation: The legislature has cast upon it the responsibffity of levying taxes, by means of whiclr-morgerilows—tato—tho treasury. By their direction alone cuff any fraction of this moony be paid out, As they have t•he responsibility of provi ding ways and means, and directing all expenditures, so, too, have they a right to all the honor that must flow from the successful working of our financial af fairs. Economy in ,legislation relating to expemlitures on their pap, and au-intelligent management. on the part of the executive officer whom they choose to 'effilect affil manage the reve ime, now seems to be the only things necessary - to enable Pennsylvaffia to speedily pay of the residue oft her once enormous debt, and to assume a position of • prosperity _which _shalt render her alit e the of her own people :Lint the envy bf her sister States. • Very respectfully, your obedient ser vant, 11. W.:NTAcan., MEM =EMI j.l. 11 1.6 G 7 MOD hue.iv BUSINESS ETIIIC,S. The Washington, (Pa.) Reporter, in re. vieetviiig the case of the Hop. Win. 13. 1 - teeth-embraces the Occasion to.comment upon - the business morals of. the day. From this part of.the article we make the following extract : We regard it ;is one of the most alarm ing signs of the times that a decay and blight has fallen upon professional and business honor 'to an extent that the lutist flagrant violation creates scarcely a rip ple -upen the stream. Every week -we hear, .of some hank cashier absconding - witliTthe - funds - ; - - setae - trusted'inerchant turning out a swindler ; some public offi cial a defaulter • some lawyer of high - standing a robber ;- and hundreds of 'like events occur in the courso'of a year, in every departmeht of life, yet without creatinemything more than a temporary Sensation. Mon of business at this pe riod Will do' . things with impunity, and without losing their business stanfling, wh:ch, if they had' Veen guilty of thirty, years ago, would have Made their out laws upon the face of the earth; and out casts frOM all decent society. Tho value •ftot upon wealth tiow.a.days, lain no way affected by the raminer in which it is ob. tabled: ; In the estiniation of the average of 'mankind in thht age it makes no dif ference. hoW - .:a Man accumulates - his :wealth: The faqt that he is rich is enough for the Multitude. het' im possess that great essential iu thelriorld's regard, and stveryapnuo of society. is open to him- 7 , "tho world is all' befoto him whero„iti: Choose. itinatters little how his riches arc obtained, whether honestly or by frand„tho world will honor him, all the. . - The case of Win. B. Reed is perhaps more aggravated than the average. Ills character stood remarkably high, and 147i&dtion was more than ordinarily prominent. Ills oleVatioir was loftier,' his fall greater, bid - it only proved him the More accompllsho villian, and'em. fiances the nature. of his guilt. Years ag o.his fall ,would bavi; aanval § 6d every' ilaanCial circle in Philadolphia,, and sent a thrill of lforror. through the heart of every, bu4ness man in the city, Now it seareelyv'e,reateki a :sensation among the' aggregate of profceidenal. and .business men even in that 'staid , ntid ~iiodpl city. ; . It! feW, days the !wind will be forgotten, sxcopt 110801E40d Instantos, ,and doubt lose ho will hi a year:Or two and ~sunie his .forininr 'posit ien'all society.' Twenty yetirs ago, a young Mall 'who had paid attention to a' bright, sweet girl 'for a long time without making anything that was even a second cousin to a pro posal, was startled ono evening by the question,_ 41obert„do.yon.want to marry_ MO?" He tried to evade the point by asking why_,slio put such a question to him. "Because, if you do not want to marry mo won must stop coining to see me. No mocking bird around' tlic• red,' breast's nest, you know." - thibert, took the hint, and with a cool Walked, home. 'What shomld he care for a girl so rude as that? CARA company as hers olseAere. He wonkl_join The club next day. Ile .tried to sleep, but couldn't. He did not quite like the turn things. had taken. The figure' plagued him.- If ho-was- the-mocking-bird,- who was the red-breast he was . .keeping:ftway from such a:fitting partner? "At ally rate, ono thing is certain—Edna is smart . and she is prekty,"'ll9 said 'to , himself, "and she means business" The next , Hmofning Hobert .went to the' counting room. It was along clay. Business had dragged. Eveyybody was pre-occupied, Mulled; cross. Ile was glad to go home, only it wasn't home. He took a bpolc, but found himself trying to reach the coals in the grate and figures on the wall in , - sterid.of the page. He threwbiniself on ! the lounge, but it Was:dreadfully 'chill. Ile stood it for a while and then put 011 his hat and walked down to the widow Craig's. He stepped up to the. door as usual, but Edna was-engaged. Ile asked to have hercalled. before she came down. At last' sho peared. Ile arose - from his seat, and met her in the middle the room, and said, " Edna, I have come to-night on busi ness. I and tired of being your mock i ng 7 bird and 'want to lie your red-breast ; will -yobe_roywife._?:!_,.:„," When do you say,?" said Edna, her face sulfuseiT wilt! blushes. "'Soon as I can. make a nest," 'Robert replied. "I believe both the red breasts .join ill building the nest," said Edna, and I want to do my part.”— This was twenty years ago. To-day one of the handsoinest mansions in one of our cities is the nest of a wedded pair whose life has lic.Cll sweet as a !hires song, arid . whose hearts, like their 'itifections, are as young as ever. There is a groat deal more in putting a little straightforwaill businessa at the beginning of life than is genCtally supposed. The one day in seven is the tlaybf rest. And the question arises—what is rest ? If only sleep or inactivity, that want is already.previded 'fon Nearly a titiCd of our time is thus sriOnt ; in sleep and re freshment. The seventh day is.an addi tion to'all this; and its observance is pro bably the oldest' custom ih the world. The llebrewS in their early history .are referred to as men who already recognized the Sabbath or rest of the seVenth day. Its observance is enjoined upon them as the continuation' of an bill histitutiou,' not tho commencement of a new. The .clay of rest is intended, for the relief of our polvers in their activity. In 'a word, if is repose by Jhechauge of mcbtal oc cupation, not the cessation of allemPloi ment. The christian, and the good man of every faith find rest by release front the doily cares of the working day world and the turning of the m ind and thoughts in a different direction frocii the drily routine. Tho person who is interested in the religious and benevolent employ ments proper to the first day of the week, may be as nmehliccupied and engaged on that day as any other, and still rise refreshed upon the second day,' feeling that he has enjoyed an hiterval of repose, • The repose of Sunday" is an escape front the monatony of our'2,daily lives, and ill the consciousness .that it. is hot only a privilege but a duty on that day to dis miss all business and all mercenary care fur the morrow. Ile - who understands the day and duly values it, rises above the sordid condllkinfi and 'requirements of labor. Ilk; is a prince for one day. Jie ig indeed better than a plince. Ile is a mall relieved by the merciful gosdness of the Creator from the sentence, "fly the sweat or thy brow shalt thou eat bread." The Sunday rest is the tidiest reward of labor, the best, :tad 'most cer tain wages of intlustry_tothose who ap preciate the.privilege and I:tio* how to improve it. Tho rest of Sunday is the comfort, of hope. The man who thinks a nd who believes, tbrgets les mortality, and rejoices in the light of the promise . 'of an undying life. Ile is ennobled by manumission from the ordinary condi flits of existence, and carries with him limn his Sunday' rest new strength for :Iyeele - day - straggles - If the -Standsr-rest were designed to be an addition of one seventh norifto the third of the time which nature exacts for Thisicid i,Cen . - peration, we tmight dispense with the sun on that day—as too many do, by dosing away its hours. But 'Sunday is the day for rest for the live man, and he who sleeps is dead for the time. Sunday is a „cheerful, and, properly spent, 'an enno bling, strengthening day,. and he who' we'd(' secularize it Would rob ns of our best inheritance.. . . State 'Creasurei The intimrtoy : of Webster mil : Choate is"well knoiLn. .'Piero can scarcely ho a doubt that they loved midi 'Otller. While the fdriner Was •Secrotary orgtate, the latter was im the Senate froni lassachu mita. At ono point during this period,' Choato is ieported to have found himself short of money, and, being awayfrom 'home, in a• straight 14:;' kno* hew, to rolievo himself. 'Ho sat in his sold in the old Sonata ehamber, , With a contracted brow, plowing with both of his hands those, long, Week looks of hii,frff his habit" ivaS; in xi vain effort to conjtirli up sonic way of mooting his engagements, when an idea struck him. • go to Wob 'ster," ho aaid,to hiniself; and seizing his lint, ho made his' way rapidly to Fotir teenth .straot. - The, groat man was at home; and received him, with unusual. cordiality. "But what is the matter with you,' Choato?' ho asked (the hitter r had on that woebegone expression , .,Which Overy body remembers.) "Aro yon sick ? W ' Choato took a chair, and' began to run his fingers through,his hair, ht,a state of doubt as to how he .should approach,tlial subject Of, his . visit. • Not exactly RiCki MlN,WObliter but . l am short of money, and have `,comp to seo if yod lend. ' Webster: leaned hack in his A' S1&NS,1131;1il GTiT, TEE ONE DAY IN-45E VEX. IVJiWSTIR AND 'CHOATE. TF:6113 : IN Anv.tml:; 1 $2.09 a'yvar. chair, ad, with eyeS dilated, and the fainted; illiSsible gleam of bunter in his lace,, looked at, Clunite "('home, I am • just $5OO sl ori, mysel (CI toate's chili dropped.) " But, look here, brother Choate," continued Mr. Webster, "I'll tell you wit:dwell do: . ;wo'll nmlce a, note, Ail`, say at, sixty days, for $l,OOO, payable inlfoston. • You 'shall sign it, and indorse it, and by the the Limb it 'comes round we will be at home to provide for it." Choate looked up with astonish ment: lie cold-see-bow easily blitc-nete - might be made, Mallow the Money was coming out of the note was not so clear, and he said so to Mr. Webster. " Leavb that to me," the latter replied. Stillieo it too say, the note was madd. Choate went back to the Senate to. wait the re sult of his friend's financial experiniont ; and his_ great friend, placing the noto his vest pocket, donned that well remem; bored- broad brimmed, black felt hat, which he wore in those times, and di rected his steps toward Corcoran's. En tering the banking house with head erect and - shedders well set _back, "-Is Mr. Corcoran in?" in the Measured and Mag . - ititerial tones that inspired so much awe, he asked 'of the clerk at the counter. " Yes, sir," ho replied, deferentially. "Please say to him ,that Mr. 'Webster wouljl lii;e to see him foil a moment." Corcoran appeared with, alacrity from Lis private room, and the usual linos were exchangert, "Me. Corcoran, my brother Climate is a little elimit, of money, , and has made a - note fortill, s ooo, (which 1 t i gyc very cheerfully endorsed for him,) payable in Boston in sixty days. Would you disconnt it for.,him 1" " Cer tainly," replied Corcoran, "with the greatest pleasure j"-and -turning to the clerk, lie said : " Ciye Mr. Webster the proceeds of the note after deducti4the interest." The clerk made his figures, and bringing out a entail bag of gold, Oiled- it-ttpom-the-coun ter.. _.lte„couttal_ out a sufficient stun to satisfy the pro_ reeds of the note, ;01,1 Mr. Webster, putting it into his pantanoons poch:er, called a hack and went immediately to the capitol. Walking into trio Senate chamber, he found Choate, with his head in .his hands, in the most, distraught frame--of mind. noing r 1) ectly 11to him ga ve him a smart, -lap upon the shoulder : " got iL, Choate." " The (1-1 you have," lie replied. The great man sat elon beside hint, and they di vided the money As nearly equal as they could ; and film; Chofile'g mind obtained relief. The story omits to follow the note to maturity,- and tell us who paid the thousand dollitre finally. Wo sus pect there is where the real laugh would come ill. About thirty-two years ago there re , sided in trio town Of - Hebron, a certain Dr. 'l'., who beCallle enamoured of a beautiful young lady, a resident of the same tow,,. The Dotitor was a strong Presbytei ian, and his lady love a decided Baptist. They were sitting Loaetlier one evening Talking of their approaching nuptials, when the Dr. remarked : "Z am thinking, my dear, of two events I shall number theliajipidst of my life." marked the lady. " One is the hour wlaio I shall call you wife for the first thee." "And timotlier?" "IL is when we, shall present sin first born for baptism:: "What., sprin , lded? No'et shall a ,child of mine be sprinkled." "13111, mina shall." " They will be, hey? Well, sir, then I eau tell you that your babies wont be my babies. So, good ni hL , sir.,, The billowing anecdote of Admiral Fariliguf, WO believe, .has not appeared in print. While at NUNS' OVlCallti, the eiltrers of the Susquilianna, probably tlesfilm's or going represented the ship as greatly in need of repairs. A board of survey was appointed to exam ine and rope{ton her. condition. Tn due time the report, was handed-to the Ad miral. After reading iL over carefully, ,, ho remarkell : "I find unlhing,hitt gen oyalitiOs in this dreport it does not ap ',ear that, anything is broked in the 111:1- Cl6llol'3', or that anything is specially Then 1011(m'ed a diahigue holu•oou Uin Adniiral and engineer : Admiral. \Vital. is Elie matt mwit 11 the. vessel? . Paigint_vr„ (7ttu0:; . 1.1 itinhity, Sir. " Admiral. That's very dOlitiite ; what, 'do you mean Ily genurat dehility? lugineer. l Inca» that. vrry weak iu inany_or herparts ; and not, sail , . qtd tu-delinitei-ntuvTt ell nu!, - is there anything terns;; in her move molts ? Enghieer: Yes; sir; sun cannot, be 'reversed ; i. a., she cannot. be ntanfiged in backing her, sir, Aihniral; Is that the only thing ivrong in her movopients? •". Engipeer. Yes, sir; I believe so •Ailmital. She wilt iinswer p l y - pose ; I do mai, want a vessel in my fleet to move bark toan'ls. II .1 then tore tho report ki pieces: Noth ing more war{ heard of the "dehility".of the Stpiquelianna. ShetddyOu lie talking to a thin, elderly ,Unniarried lady, of another thin, chierlyt unmarried Judy, 'you needn't describe the pall,y Alluded to - as' a ''scraggy old maid." , • • If you Pequiro a person. to beconio'ab amity for yoti, don't aak• tau reran who promisedgio would .do anything for you, when ho know you'aidn't want anything (lone. ' , • • • . If. you happen to. know 'any author, don't own it i one-half the world won't believe - you, , and the, ()Choi half. won't think much of, it if,,they, De)ll'fi WV you never takesuppers'i•so.N. 7 ceptieg,wheve yea kholv they neva , give MIME If 3‘otidont ]chow What everybody olso - knows yhu had !totter hold your tongini aud.if you know - something that everybody also knows you had better . hold your touguo'too.., If you liappon mtiy sometlqng in so_ cioty,w,hich. causes fl, painful sensation ; yog had bolleCgo . oilt foy n walk. for five !ninnies. . ..` • If :yint intend to do a good Wing, do n't change: yonr Intint ; and if yon pato . ..a note do u'i,etl;ungo lied. 111