J. M. WZAKLEY.I IL WALLACE. UNCLE SAM'S TREATMENT OF 1118 SERV:4IIM • [coliumm).] "What is,it to beProsident?" I once asked of a gentlemanwho had-filled-the °thee ; "what -is the principal _thing a President. does?"' The reply was, "To. Make appointments."" A. more lounger 'about Washington can see that this is trim and it is manifest to all who look -over-ouch-documents as that containing the testimony taken bythe CoVodlitobli mittee in 180; -The "reader of that choice volume perceiies that Mr. Bu chanan wrote long letters, and spent la boriOus hours in forcing, upon the Phila delphia Navy Yard, an ihooMpetent head carpenter. The authorities of yard. sent_baolc word that the man could not pass his examination. No matter •; the President of the United States would have hiai appointed, .and he was ap pointed ; for lie had renderd , services in . the Presidential election, which a Bu chanan could natoveilook. The follow ing is a portion of tho man's sworn teal mony ; Question. "Do-you mean to say that you gave (naturalization) papers to par ties who subsequently used them in elec tiAns, without over going before a court to make the necessary proof (of five Years' residence)?" • • Answei. "I have given a few." Question. "Well, how many did you distribute yourself?", Answer. " Ttso'or three thousand." This was the man—Patrick Laffroty was his namo—whoM the President of the United States put over the heads of American mechaniCs. I do not adduce 1: fact to illustrate the corrupting ten- dopey of rotation, but to a ow ie pe y nature of the employments to which it reduces the head of the government. I am not mire that Mr. Buchanan was aware of the kind of service which his Irish friend bad rendered him ; but the assiduous Lafferty swore that when ho failed to pass his examination he 'went to Washington and- conversed with the President upon the Subject-for an hour and a half. We also find the President, upon the pages of this huge volume, meddling in the, pettiest details of the pettiest ward elections, and-superintend ing the division of the vulgarest portion of the spoils. He arranged the division and subdivision of the Oaths made on the public - printing, and he parceled out among three of his 'Pennsylvania neigh bors the percentage allowed on the price of the coal purchased for the govern ment: Do we elect a President for such work as this? Mr. Lincoln, too, was immersed in the most- trivial details of administration , I think 'lie must have anent more than half his time, and a full third of his strength, in arranging affairs of which, in a properly constituted pub lic service, he would never have heard ; and this,lvith a million men in the field, and the-existence of the nation at stake. That the same system prevails to-day I have a hundred _proofs before me ; but theTarineedleas, for every ono . nows it to be the case. ' We have even read lately a printed notice, signed 'by the commandant of a navy yard, in which it is stated that "no person hostile to the present administration will be employed is the - lard," and that "the Secretary of the Navy particnlarly desires" the en forcement of this rule. Now, human nature being what it is, we may be \ aure that nine Presidents out of ~ten will make nine appointments out of ten with an eye to their,own reflec tion, or the election of their candidate. They will generally make haste to have the, fifty thoutiand office holders active agents in their behalf ; and since:" power over a man's support has always beep hold and 'admitted to . be -power over his will," an ambitious and able President can easily convert' all that large army of men from servants of the public into personalretainess, John 'Tyler, of pre cious memory,- for example, _employed his post asters in circulating copies of a campaign life of himself. 'They wore called upon by a'circular letter, franked, to subscritiii for and. spread abroad • fifty or sixty copies," which' would be fur nishod 1 1 ,tst.tbe:lowpti00 of fifty Oilers a hundred. * This circular latter was accompanied by a, note by his- President's own office by son shd secretary.. Tho 'following is a copy of the note : (qPrivaiq • ' . , PRESIDIINVIS ilOtra t , Decemberl• 1892: Sin; :—As . it, is ootisidera of Ixtuiori.; mice; in justice•to 114 President, tri'airCuL late among the.perlde the wOrk, spoken of in Mr. Abell's letter accompanying this, you will- confer a favor, on the un dersigited by taking such measures for that end as Mr. A. suggesta. Prompt attention, and a • liberal sib 7 soriglon will render your services still more - Maul. • I am, very respectfully, your &Julien servant, ' JOHN TYLER, Ju." • 'Phis letter, I bolieve,; correctly repro- Bents a system-which time has not ma terially changed. ,As a rule, we shall not have in - the Presidential chair Bitch blundering people as Tyleiand Johnson, who let their clumsy hands be soon from h,eliind the curtain of the show ; but no APresideut who .could ,bo „nominated by • the present stylo of politicians, can be. reasonably . oxpeoted to refrain from us ing his pciwor to perpotinde his power. Rotation. belittles, personalizes, and dis , graces - the goVerriment in its every de -- partmont and grade. From peculiar eirouinst4thes, I am thOroiighly familiar •with the workings of the system, arid I • amconincedil — t ohri recent. utterance on this subject is this truthel:' Re Well Bays that:rotation is the indbofiourzovernmontiraud that PEofes 4 slorial politicians, are the great pervort!'• et - frOo :government. - Rotation has created profesaional and by rotation alone they aro kept in boing 7 The order 'did not exist before Jaelnien - dehancked the government; it will, cease to exist when,Mr. Jenokes hris'reformed it, 7;1 131 bk At ho p uttentiart,upon a well Island, near Now York, tho superin tendont once pointed out to nib a young . man (not more than twenty,oight) who hiqt*ln.la the prison fifty-eoVen Other young men there had teen "sent up". thisty i ttrates,,twenty times, ,eighteen Ulnas ' , VA:et:hoes; and, I iiink;" `compar atively few wen, seiving their Pat term. 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Thus the Tombs_ in New Yorl has, like the-Astor House, its regular customers and Blackwets Isl and is, like NeWport, a place of and the virtuotii portion of the people for the support; arrest, and — entertain- mont of a few thousand, individuals'who have adopted stealing as a vocation. We support them out of prison -and we support them in raison. Rotation In officelas called into existence an order of politicians as distinct as the Order of thieves; :and the inhabitants of New York do n4tlneed to be informed that between these two-orders there is an af finity, Such as,that which we suspected between Buchanan and Lafferty. —lf anything is certain, it is nisi, the rota tion system is developing this affinity into an alliance. In the city of New York, we all see this; buybe country at large is so sound, and there-are still so many reSpeciable Men in office and so much of the public busines is tolerably done,Jhat the tendency is less apparent to those„who live out of the largo sea ports. Bnt, the tendency exists. Hon orable men, who aro still occasionally sought for office, . instinctively _perceive it, and shrink from contact with a Class who seem to have something in common with men or prey which easily develops into an -understanding, into a partner ship. 41 That'coal agency; already referred to,. may_serve as an example of the way in which political transactions shade off into criminal ones. lair atdoz:en applicants for the agency were in - Washington, all orwliom had spent money and wind in the preceding elpotion, and all neighbOrs or friends of the President. &into of the applicants and their' adherents met and talked'the matter over, and they agreed at length that one or their number should be appointed agent, and that theremolu ments of the office shoUld - he equally divided between him and two others. It is hardly necessary to :lila that midair of the three - knew anything particular abOut coal, or even took pains to inquire; one cethem being a physician, .another an editor, and the an omnibuS pro prietor. The business was "turned over to Mono, •TYlet,& C 0.," whb " be carafe at once the purchasers for, and the sellers to, the government." I am haPPy to be able to add, that when Mr. Getz, editor of the - Reading' Gazette, came to understand the arraugemeid, ho declined to take any share Of its .profits ; so that the dOctOViind f the on'thibys man hind the whole $14,000 a year to divide between them. Ido not say that this was as bad as picking pockets, but only that it was akin to it. _ It is ludicrous to observe, sometimes, how entirely the public—selyice is lost sight - oPurrdpr system, what absolute puppets the lower officials aro in the games of the higher. If. a member of Congress, for example, bolts on au administration measure, the Presi dent turns out of office the postmasters, light housekeepers, custom house clerks, and navy yard laborers, 'who owed their appointments to him. There is some thing about this so exquisitely ahsurd, that it is provocative of laughter rather than horror, as When wo read' of those usages of barbarous tribes . ivhich Lave the peculiarity of being both deadly and silly. 'We are so constituted that mur der itself becomes laughable if a China man is hung up by his pigtail rand sui cide exckte'S mirth when we read of a Japanese nobleman going aside, and quietly, ripping himself up. So, when we read ef fluchanan turning a mechanic out of his shop because a Now York member voiNl,agahist Lecompton, we can hardly resist the 'comic intongruity of- the transaction. I cannot read, se riously, such a pasting° as the following from the Covodo Report, although I know that precisely the same system prevails to-day, and ,thatit is as mon strous us it is ridiculous : . "The division of. patronap among members was well known in the Brook lyn navy yard.. Eatli rnaster,,workillan Anderitood to ,whom ho and dach of his feiloWs °vied their places. ' Thus the constructive engineer, tlit, master plumb er, and the master block. maker repro -rented Mr. Sickles ; . the master painter represented "Mti Leering. ; • the master spar maker; master blacksmktli, and tim ber inspector "represented ..Mr. Maclay. . . . Lawrence Cohaine was pointed master carpente6pon the nomi-. nation of .Mr. Baskin, .in the general division of iptronage: He wail removed On aceounty Hr. Haekin' e course upon the Lie l vMptoo OMiatitution:" Each of. :these representative master mechanics , selects' and, discharges . the Lien efditS shop, and ho 'is 'expected , do this with the mot implicit dolkorico to the will and political :interest of the member, who caused his' appointment,' But,' to this, it _see_ ms, other, members sometimes P'object. Thus, Mr. Elasltin . . procured the appinntment of master carpenter Cohaino ; but we find the,llon:- John Cochrane adslrosSing;flie r anfortn , nato Cohane,. thus : "I' will hay my Proportion of men under you ; if you do not give them, I will lodge charges against you • ' ' I will make ap- tarnail bearor will bring Ma •an answor.?! , master paliiter,"•abont tlio samo tooli the vmly great. iiberticif iliscliarg qtlie man's meniber of COVesti made painter in coseciuonce . :. 4 ` You limy Bet it - down 'as ;f0441i., removed if I if t you, don't nut 'that' 'man back, The bortirdmrit was, ain't); and: gni" insister pairitoc was removed.' Anothin member writes to the master.of gnu; cd, to pliers ,:, "Ad a general thing, Hugh McLaughlin, di}borni;;;Lnais who niy friends ; • are, and be confei: :ioo*. ail, , takrcif ' the self,. claim to Im!nglo, ma r e!, course,' WO find, Meinher, 4addli . itho weight of "his positive. -in-effo4 the member iv .'s puiposo. ag:tl49 rorusci„ of, th,lAkoh*PllKPAti' , * X9rirr and OrQQIC -17vitvhololuttlly cairio.to.theyinebackod yard, once the pride Of ship builders, to be employed in which was fornierly a coveted honor, was "reduced to . a:mere , political machine; where idleness, thoff, insubordinati* fraud, and gross neglect. Of duty prevailed toun alaraiinOcgreo.!' Of course!, An employer who treats his. workmedthus deserVes to be served so, and always,Will be. The wonder is, that any ship built in. the bard kept afloat long enough to reach Sandy Hook. , 42 - noteworthy - circumstance-is, .-that members of Congress ofany intelligence, whcremploy this system;. are : as keenly aliVe to its.absurditles anch.its ill cense gnomes as we aro who pay the cost and suffer_the-shame-of-it.—That-very,John Cochrane who would have his share of the navy yard carpenters has solemnly declared that - the systemis an unmitt , gated evil, injurious ,to the purity of elections, injurious to the mechanic and his -werk,._aud., a_frightful nuisance to members, wild-are beset at every turn by applicants. Another member has testified :• "My house was run dawn. was addresSed upon the subject in the street ; when in the lower part of the 'city`in business I would be purSued and I really could find no rest by reason of the great number of such aAplications. . . • . This whole system tends, in the first place, to the derridralizritiou of the laboring class to their serious det riment, and, in my jtidgment, to the. degradation, personal' and political, of members of Congress." As 'men 'and citizens, they lull comprehend this; while as politicians they insist an having their share of its supposed advantages. : ar millions per annum " We shall be broken op," said &nit tor Trumbull, of Illinois, in April last, . the example, or some legislation will compel it; .of making the price of office good behavior only,. The scenes and the scramble of the last month lime - been disgraceful,• as you know. :%it; you do not probably know the effect of this pe riodical rotation ' - upon Congress. For example, I want the Secretary of the Treasury to give luau - Bfliee. .go up to thd department and wait there for an audience, long or short, as the .case may be. The Secretary speaks en couragingly. Next day rgo up again, and lie is hot quite ,so sanguine. It is by this steady pdrsistence that office - am° obtained here. 'Not merit, nor recoma mendation, nor inipulso, 'but ding dong ing, elitainstle offices:- Well, the Secro tary;las: a financial policy, perhaps: How cari I, 'as a senator, speak independ ently of his polkiy, while my Mien is in a state of svispen'se ? Thus 'the executive part M . the government paralyzes in a great degree .the legislator's independ ence." A. striking case in point, which clearly illustrates the working of the system, was furnished: . by a late collector,,of the New York custom house,. who - desired to represent the United St:des at the court of St. U'etersburg. The Senate frustrated his alitbititmrandinrtordrith , tevenkelsy" turning out of the custom house thirty - clerks. and -porters whom a- Now 'Ynrk senator had recommended for appoint ment. A •gentleman who- was present when the thirty new men were sworn in afiked the collector whether the vacancies had been created ix order to retaliate upon the senator for • his adverse - Vote. Be (lid not deny the soft impeachinent,• though-he pretended that the thirty dis missed 'were "incompetent." De con eluded Ids .answer to the question in these words "Blood is thicker than water." If a man cheats me lam going to pay him olf for it. I did not want the, mission te , -Bussia . particularly. It would have colt nie ten thousand dollars a year to go the:Z . . ;But i then, when a man makes up his mindto do a thing he don't like to be cheated out of it. There have_ not been more than thirty new app6int melds made." . Thirty men suddenly de prived of their means of living, and thirty more lured perhaps from stafile 'employ mopes, in Order to gratify the 'spite of a person, whom it had bean an affront to Ruhiia to send. thither .as a representa tive of The United States I -How foolish it Is for us to complain of the alleged peculations of custom house officials! Has it over been possible, in any age or cotintry,..to,get decent and capable men , to servo on these terms ; to be the pup.. pets and instriunents of ' such a person for; 150 a month ? You.can got thieves on such terms. You can get }'Dols on such terms. 'Yon can get necessitous honest men' for , a short time on.sitch terms. But Uncle' Sam rill never be well served' so long as he call stand with his hands in his- pockets while his 'servants ere thus treated. ' II You do,n't do work enough to earn your salary," 'Wald a, chief of bureau; in this sane cnstom home, to ono of the clerks. "Work !" exclaimed the young man, ." I worked to get hero yon.suraly do 'n't'expect pan to work any, longer." ,, • This anecdote, .Which sums up the sYs tem'in a sontenco, is Ono of the hundreds' of goodthings - collected by the intlOati. ' gable industry of , 'Jenekes.. ITO re lates anothor,story, ',to-show tile rearvel-• lons eareleSsbess 'with 'which men are selected' evon for situations requiring special Or 'prefeseional knowledge. The chief clerk of-the Office of Construction in' the Treasury Department beipg re quested to givo the "full particulars" of examination, thus • replied : "Major. Barker commenced the ';examination ~~ M=El32=l tiftying : :Yotiaro from Now York, I be- lieve, Tar. Clark? I 11301 W -that I .was. ifeTilipeOOaiiiYailel, a, detailed narrative of hirfriat visit ;to Now, : ITOFici. a lid' gavn riio an Interesting and gravid° aeeount Of; 4ttip iiishirbaape oraated in his inind by . liniso7and - confilli(on of the -great - city ,TheslOivery of this narrative occupied,, ali'nearlyi.iiS I remember,' about half An, •bout'. I liStOiled to:it aitoatively, deaVdifiiiidto.diseinie,SOine" vend; in his. dioaOtt,i,i3o ;which 'hod roferance to my (thon present) viaminatiOn. , failed to dis-', cover any releYaudy, and therefore made. th 6. aloso' of his-nairativo, without anyprther Tumition, ; he said to . his associate exanduers Well, gentle— presunts. theto is, no doubt but' that *r,,plark-is i•Mmon -they alb signed' thOoertilleate, And-my ' examination " , To' it not, ono, of . the - • womforS of the world that tlio Treasury building stood longronongh to gii the viol': upon It? But :tho.ereeticin of .an edifice, oyor so Imp, is nn 'posy; Ooinpsrelli nith, • otherttlfo o .letoi odispienous.. A 'hull& i~lg is on to - qi inspection of, all'l4ltai CARLISLE, PENNA, TallAtSMYi DEOEMBER 9 1569: . . world ; `few moo would apply for em ploymeitt upon it, Who were.:Wlielly in competent ; and it . was easier to build it tolerably -right than °Wendy wrong, But 3+:u cannot collect a`whislcey taxtn rotation. principles. I• have ' quote'd Thomas Benton's. maxim that power over a man's livelihood, is power over his will. 'Now, who has power over a tai collector's livOlihood? Mr. E. Rol lins, Commissioner of Internal Revenue, .answers this question for us in ono of his repord—Thp_Whislcey_tax,Jie_ assures °us, can never' be collected until "the 'combined and , aCti4: hostility of all those against Whom the law is enforced ahall'be iioifietent for the removal . of ani officer_opposed to their plunderingB, l = -Ho 1' says further : "The evil .is inherent in. the .manner of appointments, and lies -deeper -than -the prchent-suprernacy any political party. - . . Their ton- me of office when secured, is uncertain and feeble, .seeming to' be strengthened rather by coneessions-td•wrang_than r by acting - the _rights of .the gove:rnmant." That . tollsthe While story. They natur ally obey the-power which.gave, and can. take aa;y:their places. Uncle Bath, to use the language of tho ring, "goes back" on those who carry his commis-, sion ; does not stand by his servants when they do their duty. He treats his servants vilely ; and, as aNiatural come- . (merle°, many of them are exceedingly remiss, or worse, in their duty. This error costs him, it is - computed,•in ,the cdflection of the revenu e . alone,. a round hundred ,millions per annum "in mere money, without reckoning the injury to the morals of the people, and the bad example set to other --employers. "I can't get a-man of talent," said one of ho-architats-einploy-ed-by,thi. • " help - Ind.-hero; becauSe, first of all, the salary is too low ; secondly, no ,degree of merit in a man can got himiui appointment ; and lastly, no degree of merit can keep a good man in a place if hoshonld - happelle get one." Letno one hug the delusion that the systeni is changed under President -Grant.. Ho cannotehauge - it. — TifsNafier doubt he is as fully alive to its ahsurdi ties, and its impolicy as any =Ali living ; but, like Mr. Lincoln, he feels that ho must run the machine as he finds it. Ho is, indeed, a victim:of the system, which may yet cost his leis life, as it_cost the, lives of DvonfAis predecessors. His ap .Pointnients, suety that he practically ac cepts the doctrine that to.the victors be long the spoils, and that he is - even ex ceptionally insensible to the peculiar elaiMs which politicians Occasionally re-_ spect. In fact, - he is worried out - of his life with the endless succession of impor tunate applicants. I used to wonder in. Washington that he did .not give it up, and' fly to parts .unknown, lealling, us without itny Uncle pain. Jnoill proba bility, too, he desires re-electithL Every President desires it: "It is human nature. The politicians would drop him in an in stant, and set "party organs! at work, ti pause, and make appointments on any . other principle than the one-w-hich-poli ticiaus reebgnize ; and when the nomi- nating convention met, in 1872, his name would not be mentioned among the ean , did ates. Nothing - will ever touch this evil short of restoring to the public service that' element of permanence 'which it once had, and 'which all successful private es tabliehmentspossess. Li the lower grades of the persons employed. in our groat houses of business, there are freciuent changes. Young men conic and go; as they ought, trying themselves and the places they fill. Sometimes the person resigns the place and sometimes the place rejects the person ;.and it is Seldom in deed that a man goes on for life as he begins. But in the higher grades there is, there should be, there 'suet he, a de gree of permanence. Twice a year, foil fifteen years, I have .gone to a certain bank to receive a. dividend for a person who cannot comeniently go herself. Ri variahly I find Um' same, paying teller, well appointed, self possessed, counting out the . meney with that careful rapidity that never permits a mistake ; the, same excellent cashier,, who learned his Latin Reader at my side at, school no end of years ago ; the same serene and agreeable dividend clerk, and the same nice young man' helping him. All goes like clock ork ; all is efficient, vigorous, and suc cessful. The yoUng' mon, as is just, Work . get little, and are not. yet cor,- . twin, of lieeping their placed ;iintn they know that if they`finaliy-alioose to trust their futurntb.that bank, there: re places 'hi it lily the deserving which will give, then" a . deeent livelihood and' all ilnyse curity needful for pence and dignity. *So it 'could be at the custom house round the corner, if only two men in it were fixed in their places during good.behav— ior ; namely, the collector and. the ap-• praiser. Give-just thoSe two men_a fair.. compensation, say thirty thousand dollars; a, Aar and• no fees ;,put it out of• the power of politicians to remove diem ; give them the right to select their assist-, • ante • and hold them "responsible for thel •• faithful collection o datios,--audiO; shotil4 0 . 0011 a inistomlichise.that Would aiferdAs pleasing a scone of trail- , Mill and efficient industry as the; bank,' The principle of permanence should:lm carried much farther; but even thigh*. would lay the axe at the rootof the evil;, and give Uncle Sam bettor work 'and', More mean(' at two-thirds of the present • After atrial Of forty years;intatiOrti stands condemned as wbolly unmiti- , gatell' '1 g • body ind blesS' -favA,un m .oyory .. ing nohedy; helping Mithingthat And aggravating- every e!iL Sam TWilFriever 'b ,otter riptirktfthair i lidi ;Until:ha limitit,a to treat his soryantd With aliboislity tiU(l 'consideration that seem atyypHolit farfroftrhis ‘tiought:s. P.Own . short time ago, a cloao hated farimerdiedi‘ railer devising ono dollar to his only splulf The old', ficolionlan. tnts .'aitly;Uuried' ;fin the:Vonorablo church pird, l which tfur , 7 ' fored a' terrible Wa'shingitivity bithe" ilood; and a litho : aite'rirard: .fiis liodyv7ali . Totlitd,oliposito,.thOson!aplawk having, teen InFouilit...ll,owu .the long distance:: }lion . tbe gender 1160'0(1' sen mai informed... O f. the,faet, i he , made 'the touching reark : " Probably, gawk back after that dollar rutting. your 'girl is 'O.lO >in pit4itkpgq , Alols, , ,! , ranking 'lvaiseOticoi)-ORdi'!'- - - , 4'lls' BKEtatf, 41.. F THE, 2.LIPH, OP. AtE. . ' • HABDEOEi . Albert: ;Wail ; , hotn." . Ati Franklini'Mass., in the 'year' 183 . 1 He was the Son 'of •lrfttririer'ef that ilielnity; and re'coiVedoeily dditeatien' at"-the' yillageschoot : 'After baiting; like litany NOW England boYs,-felloWed the .aveatt thin' 'or - - teiteherkfer aWhile,. he 'went to Reston to ithineve hie fortunes: Holuid relined a taste for jotitnalisaisome years before, ancliought in thateitYan engage- . plant upon one.of, the dailypapers: .Hav; ingleinhieitthe 'indlinentifof his prefes sion, hormived West; and flint iii Pitts-' burgh and afterwards in other Western' cities, filled' various "positions on .the press. Iu Cineinnati lie was - loCateditor of-the :Sun, a paper thittispeedily proVed a failure. 1 . 1 - Lonieville Wrote up the -Matt Ward-ease-for the . When the Kansas troubles:lntike out,' lip was still in the West, arilk,accePted ran offer front the New Yerk ni6lge to act as its correspondent in the Territory: ' Ilia let tern prOved a success, and secures permanent pesitiori ori the staff of- that jonrnal.. Just before the comnieneement of hostilities in the late war, he was 'Sod Smith as secret ciifrespouclent of the Trib 4ine. vieited Charleston,,Sayannah, 'Richmond, and other Southern pities iii disguise, and sent borne exaggerated, though readable letters deseriptive.ot the scenes lie witnessedthere, • When the War wits fully under way; Mr. Richardson went. to the Southwest as a Trikuna special correspondent. 'lie was•einitured with two other journalists at'Vicksbing, and sent by the Confeder ates-to Libby Prison in Richniend. - After a:detention' in thateity of 9.Vee months, he Was removed to Salisbury Prison, in • ;rthCarolina..--F-roin 'he suceeeded in, making hiti escape in pecomber, 1964, arid,' with ono" of his cOrnpanione, travelled'four hundred Miles on`foet, until lie reached the Union lines at . Knokville. He-annennceditis safety .tOltiS'ereployerS by Sending: dispatch in these words :" "Out- of the jaws of ,death, Ont_ofthemouthufbeli." 'Upon his return New York, Mr. Richardson wrote an account cif lus ad ventures for a booki - which "had a very large sale.and netted him a comfortable fortune. Another literarY, Venture, "Be; yOnd the. Mississippi,'.' which gave a ro some, of his observations while traveling , over the Plains; wai.almost equally sue ' cessfud. . With. the ?means aceumelatM in this - manner lid was enabled to pur chit'se 'six shares of the Tribune stock. Since the - war - lid - has - bee,n . constantly writing- . for . - that paper, - , end -only. -last •Suritnier ' nnide The oVerland - journey - to be present at the Pacific Railroad Maui:- guration, for the same purpose. It is understood that lie was preparing - mato , 'gala for a new-book, when the bullet of . the assassin laid him low. When he resided- in- Cincinnati, 31r. - Richardson risarried.a yonng lady of that city. Shp died in Boston ; dining his in carceration in Salisbury Prison. • By her so sad- three—Orillan-TaTiaTcwfOsieri,Tigia .lB Maud, aged 10 ; -and Albert,'-agOd 6 years, Ho has tWo brothers living, ono' a farmer on Long _lsland, the other, Charles 8.. Richardson, editor of the-Bos ton Congregationalist, and a sister, Mni. Peter Adams, of Franklin, Mass. Aliout three ye:vs ago, Mr.,Richardson became acquainTed with the lady whose domestic troubles " \rem the s OitliSO of his' tragic' death. The circumstances of that inti macy aro fresh in the public mind. Me-, Farland" attempted, in 1867, to kill the supposed itestrOyer of his pence, an the latter was escorting Mrs: McFarland' home from the theatre,Whero she earned her living as an actress. The Wound kept Mr. Richardson, in bed. bill 'n few days. He .afterwirits pinseed the Oven tenor of MS way, paying no ;further at tention to MeFailand'sthreat'S, and Wait ing patiently until 'a safficlent time of residence in _lndiana should elapse • for Mrs. MCFarland to,procurd' a diVorce from her huslind: Ho publicly an 7 summed, in a card,- that when the never lime was legallgeonsummated he should; make the lad? his wife.• Tho fatal sliOt Otlast Thursday -did not oven frustrate this,deSigp,for„, twe,day,s heforo his end, while lYing`npo . 44, bed; hp 1.1r45 united to heiAirlearriago , by the Rev. Henry Ward Beecher. ° •Mr; A...p.•RielfardOnWas a thoroughly trained journalist. wrotelei6ily and well, and his deseriptiTo powers were mom than common: • -The extraordinary sale - of his book attests'his ability in this respect..' eocially, ho rlii ageaislicOni 7 ,panion, and had the, qualities of heart and planners that attracted the affection' nrcaany'friends: "- one snowy afternnon,,in - tha viipter of 1867,w11en a:sionn had possession of the good town of Hartford,' two' per OM de scended •frOpf the train which had just' arriVed from Now . York. The snow 'fell iri heavy flakes, and thewind; was hitter • 'and keen.; so bitter that thapeople.-who waited liehind'the counters rif 'the lone *eolith. '414 ftindiCd 9440!4,#44. rpap,a: g oa.twejaii from the ptielneta. of, who: ;needed- hot- Coffoorusd pia.; ;tho' NOW I;',#k These two - persons who descended, frem the atliO' roar Car wore 'Man and . vonnin - : tiOtl'''4Oariag, Cho ;14:1dgel 'Which Sparta tho ofl,ife and middle .nge. The. man was a 4111,. , ereetilair coinpleXimied Blitieare_Of age; 'the *ennui was sohio three Years younger. xnan was a decisire.looking With a steady eye, which lid a mixture of blue hazel ti`eptlys:' Ile 'had • . 4 00 4 , *lliz l o,l' 6 ,',Of' . k 414goi:oolOr,, and. sOarri age indicatpdalifoamint la rough"' -seeiteiron-tlio-plattuvinititedield.of baalei! and among the . loae'p . asSagei!intOocky', canons of 'the ridge's' cd; servo as, a opine. Air the.hody,of trio Am Actin COntinetit.l - : , Ho-had carried a Mos k*otfm the old days Loiiintiptoh ind the 7 .:lansas struggle, anehidLcbine _worlE: against the i wild,Allixmrion,: WhOlfckight :with Ike header, and the lieroV inany, a=nOted hnider At-,, cheiori, cars cantle on blip/ .iund,he 'Sound:hirriself•im.thelcarof ,the South • ' drehrands :NOM 06* 31 . 61 , 1 4.4 #iqt limn eanip x het, sulphiyous day, .and the batttirlimUf Tickabilrgthif • Cionstradt 'of ' li;iiiiiiisitoiil,=i 7 .hel4lied esinixed. yaiiilyttapase,, •,b r oloWP.oinberton'ii tirtilleryniinf dournib' ibiOr II :thriiii. haired, Sate Nirhisliered ttrii ex: , . perienced !long _nights .and. draary. days in old tobOaco warohoasos and - tho hastily 'mailO prisons Of the Soutliein COnfed, 'This tall, 'whiskerekman was Albert D. Riebardeon;'now lying stark and cold and lonely' in an upper chamber of the Astor Mouse; in New York city. Fiein his toilsand travails in the !ewer, states of the Union camo -the inspitation atal ideas which brought forth the books, Dufigecin,' 'Mal Escape," " Be niseenees of many a' hot; dusty day, and, Many a cold, bitter, ride in the saddle, with , whistling 'bullets arl_the roar of: Pail:Ots` - ti musical accomlianiment. Old fanners and thCir wives and Children read of hardTotight fields, Of, bail; breadth escapes, and the'pangs'of imprisonment by many a Western river and in many an old homestead built of logs, with.thowild fires of border civiliiation burning to show, the pages—and Albert D. Richard self hairhig reward in-a pecuniary -Sense- The'wonnin whOm our readers have soon stepping from tlio railroad train at the'rfartford . depot' }was Neatly dressed and . warrnly inufflOd. She Was 'of the ,ordinarYor medium height of woman'; fah' skinned, a ibixon wonian of the old kassiichilsetts stock; With- find: ftiattires ,arid'apiritue4 glowing eyes that seemed to expand as the smile deopOned on her face, when her er•ninion, in his cool, calm Way,' offertia arm and went down the street: This woman was the wife of Daniel McFarfaifd,, now lying in - the Toombs prison, mid. charged , with having pis tolled Richardson to death in the Tribune office come days since: 'ln her old school irl da s when all thin. s soomed Uri .ht and fair, the young, blooming girl,With the innocent exproesion on her faeo and the intellectual light in her eyes, who ..read Shakespearo by moonlight and,Ten upon by the. of: pine logs, in the shadows of the Massachusetts hills, was named Abby Sage. • • fewininutes the man and woman had travorsed several streets through the "treating - inthand - 'were at the door of the house occupied. by the American Publishing Company. . The errand of the • fair faced woman was to sell a large folio of m t uuscript to a pitblishef. The errand of the tali; fair, whiskbrodMan was to introduce her -to publisher, and by his influence, if possi hie, to get. a publiShor, for her atuu= „ . . script. • „, They walked, back between long - rows of el elves, where thAusamlp_ of huge oc 7 : tavo.4 . with backs laid reimsing,. waiting 'for - myriads of istow . England age&s.tp introduce them to the reading public. " There'were . three men in a back room. One was ansanwith_white hair and white whiskers. His namcwas Belknap. , The second was n man in middle life, bald on. the top of his head, with blue oyes:and a Sandy tuft of hair at his chin. His rianilr - WATIMTIi - s - srtifOThrairirgiTiritirrit of the firm. _ The,third was, younger and wore black whiskers, with - black eyes: He was a brother : of the first Mr. Bliss; A•folikt man dropped in—a rathei'jolly sort of a Person, with blue eyes, a fair eompleiion, and a look as if be enjoyed the things of this life. This was the artist of the eStablishment,' who did the cuts for.timbooks of the American Pub lishing Company. • , Mr.:Richardson said.brielly; as he took a chair : " - "Mr. Bliss, this is' Mrs. McFarland. no has sonic sheeti of manuscript which sho wants tolmve made into a book. I would like to have you examine them. I think they will sell among your cos toniers." MN. McFarland leek a seat; and en= rolled a folio of manuscript. "Is there any pee' ry in kt,". said 'Bliss, " Peary does'n't Sell now. There is no market for it." , „” I do n't knew ; you will have to ex-. =filo the nnuniseript," said Mr. Rich " do oil stdry 11, I think," Said Mr. Belknap,. ' , keit is a:gficSl one: . Let 'Mrs. 461`4 . 11and reSkrionle 'ef pesltlorr", ' • .* "I'here ought to bo .plenty of wocl cuts to sell the book'," said; Co; the artist.;, "I say Ihatt'as a disintorested 'lPqrson, and yet it—is business." Tes, "pictuie's seal a book when nthing said Mr. Bliss with the black whiskers. • - . . • •" Tho,titlo that ,I think of - taking for 14_hook Pobbion . and Ponrls,",' Haiti Mrs.' itlciParland, in a low, womanlyi namical yoico. • • , • l'iyabblss and:Pearls?"' said Mr. Bliss the sandy .tuft, "has n't that boon d(inetbeforp?" . ' `"I think imt,!' -3lrs: • 31cl-01144mi11, '"' . lt blab least original with trie.'? • lot Ml;iw McFarland read some :tixitracts front her manuscript,. and then shall bo ableXo - judko'cif - its'inerit," inid3fr. 19:Lieonned. to be tho .6490teii101d•Of ..• . uhriilled , tono had , dolightlid so nnLny andkinces yend the first extract. •' c: ! 4 , •. the different be- On to liiesc at inch: Other •aitor" tho' last • portleii , Ptibbleri • and' Pearls"' had' favor Of limiting a week! tre.'-'denslderl'idioat" the . :matter.. ,Thei..ivOrle *light sell, ain't "Stlaai again 'it might' he 'a tailtireGl'l Mr:'Bulltuali IWaitgd to t hear a' little cobro of the effusions, -nail Mr. Bliw . Nvith the bhterralhiskWiS, Svase'onsiderinip if it would bO 'Weil' tO • tilliAtilite it riliely; bunhy sondinispechiu;n CojOies: , Tho, tiitist; jectic; • Nir tO put ttYo Jinn.: dt'od 41i& kSlic;ole,• mid Ihon- , intla go lOtil whited , ipitutiOtoript fcir siifi pdt, ‘ithil litoad gnpiit Jieottillod Tot: tholii cjuletittutt eollsetad ispqmithy for tlto ftiiy tbioriiss;' -"WEIL foal be,:titid:cintiukti; , reitd. 4} 1110 Suoro; : Mvs 3fearkyha4-k Yeo oaf& - elioug)ll4 ivignioradin : Oie 'tf,you plume; anil.thini);mrivhlitill ,t.to• bet , I,t,olv . ablo dodido inatiOr.l' • • '. , liim. , il itera iti nd -!thet 'rend tthe ' t‘io ms, libh'vtae!t foilov8; iiide-firgb 1 11.otivg , . doseylpticirk: of.. , lker c : th - tw o r o t 411,1)kli:dile. tiblectifko4 - 2tmly ',lke; ;ki n i . . d Id. describe_ them .: _,.. .A:ie t 1.1. 1 . a ...,. '113Pv... ,, •41"ff• •": Who sun h sot, awl In tbir Arent; • .Thetnaorinflonta like a elliverithread; The oky, the lovely 19nmmrr aky, le fiutlied with golden andfnith eul. • We. faintly 110.3 0 ilarralgl! f,unfot The glimmer of thwev. Dins Mar, While arteirer:ng bark the knee n ot rky,• The Oral firer glratns afar. 71m flowers twe shpt, and bowed witlf TIM trees stand Ituthol;and toll, end, dime As in the soft tin!) tender light, " Two children singlbelraTenlng Ono singer's clinstorlng lock, ark% dark And ono Inn cods of . . , olkfcn Into; -ono looks lbrough binrk•uul fleshing ryes, Tbb other's eyes uro !nyteteht blue. Therrioloing hatata in 'orin.tci op, - /bey_rninglo dilk•nnd gohirtbnii, An lien lion .. at their mother's knee, • • ;Shay each repent no evening prayer ' Ono arks tha o'er her lath) brikl, • • lbo'notteloi;entio watcL may keep fisportn nitatent.tono, •118 ' Ron I lay Inc dorm to sloop' hoopla hor heart the mother Prayv, Mt% tear drops dim her lifted ryes; • The Wooing angelA gathrrc.tlear • • •••••• Mrty..b.onr. io r rych,iptayri orho Sho F r pows how weak ore untidy tie; Me mother imo, left, poor nod Ana for hi"r tetra t 4.4 little 0000, r - F-ho melte the loydwidchcannot Slat ploye that, pith ‘‘.tteltint care Thu tender Father up in Waren, Mey help her guide to noble ends,' ' Thu prorlouellree hhi lOrd Luc glean ' , l . loui,,,!c!oni that hushed nnu Indy helm,. Thar poftened npirlt4 drink ropcse, Till gently round their Mending forml The deeper 'lidded ur.uvening.elose.. ' The second poem was calculated' te'in terest those who had dear ones aCsea, buffeting storm; and 'enduring sun, and after tho fair songstress had read it, the hearts of the publishers were won, and they had already determined to publish he book with the title of "Pebbles and Sunshine." = Theato'rnt beats loud without, The cricLet chirps blithe within, 'itild the hearth fire's ruddy glow 'Makes tho light of candle. tint,. The wlfo altaby.Vie heartle heavy end sad; For a ship lu oat in the storm— The ship of her spllor lad. Sho sits by tht; (Ira Of her Ballot out on tho sea, And her heart heats but with the beAller, rain Ao the I.Urge rolls heavily. !bar baby Omni clone by, She rocks bins. to and fro, • A ed watches all bin lurtril lips The mei I ei IL it come and go • And she trembler; when ho Ana'reara that the fetebe lees • Ia the eptlit of him for whom An nra NlAllron beaded knees Or. peralintee. the angel who stanch O'er the eradleof her ; , .hifar Ts the guardian Roltit who widehel hint On the billows fier,e and wild: ^ Hark! she hear° the gnus of n vessel off the °limo— Prisy Heaven it rides the sh•ret to night And come auto tol.ort 01.1 nit.. And ea tho o ttOr a w9f, l'fatefles the borne go by, And prays n Uh attainus heat hat' thu end of thu storm Lu ;11,411 Stia therein bents not without, . While the crldiet.chirpshlitho uithht— Ana the tmby ketv.entiling back - To the nultolri who melte eh him. "I guess well take that, book," said Bliss, Sr., "and we'll print if, too. It's not bad." , • Mrs. McFarland , was satisfied, and seemed much relieved at the decision of the American Publishing Company.' The book - sold Well; and is now out of print. In New England the " Pebbles and Sunshinh" had•alinge sale, and it is understood that Mrs. McFarland re ceived about five hundred dollars' as her. share of the profits. Mrs. McFarland is a woman of really refined literary' taste, and before site wrote for the Hartford firm, who-illustrated her book profusely, She had also written two other works, entitled, , "Stories from Shakespeare,t,, and " Percy's Year of Rhymes.". These were pithlished by Ilurd & Houghton, of this Mrs. McFarland-Richardson has now another book in the press of the American Publishing Company,. witlr. the title of "t` Fireside Fancies," which Win be tpubliped iu -a.few. weeks, .All her books have been written ,underthe Signature,of "Abby Sage," her maiden! name befotO.she married RAMO McFar: land. Beside:Alm sketches already, given above,lin Pebblesand - Sunshine,": thine were others" with .t•he of "Little Sally's Christina's," "A• Night on the, ,MountainS," . ' he Willow," "The First ~,May •‘,' Sheep Shearing," "Joan of " Imogen,' t '"Trio Royal ,Truth Teller," "The Mis haps of -Blue !lobby,", "Lulu's Adven tures at Sea," "Finding the Snimet," < , 'A, Ride in a Soap Bubble'," "Golden :Red," "City Siglits•,", ;".Nutting in. the Woods," t• Mer-King'S pUlaee," " Nntio and the.. Cloud Fairies,". '".The New foOndland Prince,"-and "George's Trip to,the Ice Regions:" . ' . ~ In all thew short' sketchesMnd poehis „ Mrs. MCFarland-Riehardson 'has shown .•!. a more than ordinary ability; andliatt hibiteda peculiar descriptive talent a nd poetic tutor ivhich 'gives Promise, Itilien SlMl:eenyers ;froinlier PreSent unfortm. l•fialn poSitiOn„Of • mnelibetter ,`• Tlilsi; , ti,sliOrt Nickell' of What, proved • afteiiiatinto,be,one, of - tlic, - . Mest ny r itut r , ful Periinl4'of • MCF4rland's,, • MM. : Richfirdion's, ,Now Jliat, the public deMand to know, all of the .partio :iilarii•Of this sad. tragedy and the events thht ied'to,it,' it will not po deemed Mop, .po'ytnini 'that this episode; shOuld find its surlyinte..the columns of: stoPS•of' OW, i'stor',',HOuSe . werOWnitWO,ii 11,4,HMTent • iniinlan,:i-Or thOli:i44 of 'the:ma:Miyho lies cold sell at irk ask in shadow Of 'onnoei6 co'rtidoiii, iiiik . ll6' last "of re:: • spect to A ort . c“ son, 'whose trio,finft' liay,? • l>'4en;iiii#:rOcni46:the pall Ofa:sad silence to' cOVer'thein:;' • Purnplisi still UndauhtnkhFnrt:in,still, •nndthe'libbhingS Wetik'nipaini hi Mitof. 7 the !lhinidier may,Pitik„bnift vain."AliMrtij. RinhardsoMis Mute, and cold; and litilet for all the ages'iniiniM.'.,, With' ' 'MO*. lora. ktxsik ik'oitsp•Tpr ' ;, _2;_:•-• .frim '6414)0 =II A AfISERLY AEOLVSE. The following particulars of the death of the .singular., Jerky City '.miner, the fact of which:llea been alreedyennounced, will be read wilkin'terest. We, find the • . . account in the Ne\v' , Yorlc Times Of a.late date . : • - • , • . . •On Wednesday evening last, Lyman: /Clip]; an aged boarder at Taylor's Ho-; teli in Jersey clitY, Was found dead, sit ting in .his chair in his,room. His death vaft• duly 'rePorted on the following Morn ing,. but there were ,circumstances yeleffetryesreklay - witachr - surretrn&bis , lifo'and death with Lpoenliar interest., His 'brother, Thomas Allyn, 'nf Groton, Corin:; - in Company with a sister, the only relatives' of the deceased, arrived yesterday, and, with the pertnisgion of Coroner Burns, who is to hold inquest, took charge of the corpse: They ex ainined; also, the two dilapidatedlrunks that stood in the coiner of their brother's bed roem, and in one of them were found stocks and bond's, deeds and Securities of various de.seiiptions, representing a for tiiieiicsnoopQr:-'"-- llis , • life, during the last five years, had been most remarkable. Ho was a Man of over.7Q,' and so infirm that he con sumed half iiii hour cur More incoming down 'from his room to the dining rootM Yet lived upon the high Set 'floor to save Money, and was never known when upon the streets to use a 'horse car.,say-: iug that they had the effect to make people lazy, and' he' wonld not patronise . - them; Ho came from his room to his meals but' once a clay, eatipg the very smallest .quantity of the cheapest fool Ire sought no society, and would permit no person to enter bis room- but the chambermaid, and she bht cared a week. While - she arranged hit roon - 4, inva- riably watchec ler c ose y. oan o I server the room contained very little that was -worth watching.. Two old trunks, a scanty wardrobe, made up - of ready made coats ; two hats, ono white, tin? _other iblack, and hoth thirty_years old patched glees and:boots, a copy of Web= ster's Dictionary, a Bible, and-a medical book, were all that the room contained, and its,situntion and into•ior desoltte ness made-it a dreary abode, - The old man had lived here alone for nearly six years, declining all the while to see any visitors, for, he said, they came only be cause they; thought he had Money ; that. theywere mistaken, for he was very poor, and had gleat dillieulty„in - paying his board Ilis brother and sistor, who took charge . of his effects, yesterdaygnionnirtiperter a brief sketch of his life. He was born in Grotan, Conn., in 1797,, and was sent at an early'age by, his father to work in a grocery store in New London: Find ing that his employer was dishonest, and, that he used false weightsand measures, Alto boy ran away and returned to his home. ' He soon procured a situation in another store, remaining there for anum bet of years, until, in 1828, ho came to New York and - engaged in business as .a Immission-mnrohant—Becomingintor °sled ° ln stock speculations, 'under the advisement and iii" partnership with lie. .Taq&b Little, Mr: Allyn :glassed a large_ fortune, which subsequent speculations did much to reduce. - 7He was a bachelor, and had for chitty or forty years been in sonic degree averse to all society, but his eccentricities were not so marked as they were during the sir Or seyen years preceding his deatb. DurinOils stay at Taylor's 'Hotel, be was occupied entirely in looking after the value of and the Wrest upon his bonds and stocks, keep,. ing his business, however, in so groat secrecy that not even the proprictor'of the hotel had the faintest intimation that Lie guest was a Niealthy capitalist.. Ms bills were paid with. the greatest plomp titude,but beyond this fact no porsonAn the hotel bad grounds fOr uupposing thltt the old man had a dollar. Ms ocempa; Lion, meanwhile, was entirely unknown, ambraany speculations Were indulged in by his felloW boarders touch ing.the work which kei“; the recluse so much confined• 0 his garret. Wednesday afternoon the, ill collector toolc Mr. Allyn's bill to hiss room, knocked, received no answer,-and. could gain no admittance. 49 . throw tho bill into the room over the door and went away". The (lay wore away, and it :wes: _remarked that the' ld gentleman was net .so prompt as formerly in responding to the preeentation of his, hill— Mi. Fisk, ihd proprietor,. went to his room, and receiving no answer to his calls,' the door. was.forced open, and the aged occupant O.VaS found lifeless in his chair,' The examination of the trunk and Contents yesterday disclosed the fact that the &titian owned stock in many , of the hest paying concerns in the countr.y. He . °wiled stock in all the principal railroads in New Joracy, the Erie,Railway,lan , tic "and preatlYoatdn,lhollilorrie Gnnal and Banking Company, and, tho Now York Contrral:,, Deods folk large amount! of real est4o.;in.Long,, Island andlfi tho city of Brooklyn, and a pile. of State and, -com#y 'boa4ls ware found: ~ Mith lhoao then; was.:4 dated fifteen yeara:ago, be , ifioathlng !prppefty - Aci::-hid brother. and,aiater. ' — . There th4t itlw4ys pay; oymr. in: this niit reronrieratiTe'extet- - einGio. They are WorlFind' mut Eithtif is tiseless Withollt Otiici6l3Otli unite pro invinciblc and inevitably'tft: unipluniti .. . ITO who waits-withetit hi*, is nply mail' yielding to; •iitotli aril despair.:. , HO. who- works I Withotit Waitin& .is fitful' in , his' InisiSS-Te - krltS by; ;stliadily ; aini Waits 'patientlY initY lupie a long I jOurneY - liefoio at its 'close find " _ • , • , tho in' N . vritiiig oil yininrinteii said: it 'vhitt is Niglit."ol6t-Whoni id ilea do 4" aiot 'find no rig it • ' • •I. • • , • . The merri.:iyliea !o?eloeic-lentcue; one' iiiomliofi eN;teafilig ; TT' • IThoclidwiltolls :Ewalt; - 4%1113'4110 Wo=„ mot's Rlglda bonyoittioni 010,; , 010054, pantalunitio Tatham:lntl!' • cHLStop Haw. El MUM lIEM 1.13 MEM THE O.ROIDE WATCHES. A New • York correspondent of , the . Philadelphia Telegraph says : If .1 were oroido watch seller,-'I. might wear diamonds in my shirt bosom 'osier& as , • Lima beans, and drive bassos that Mr. • Bonner would not disdain to sit behind ;. Sol' the oroide watch business in, this city is air immense swindle, and brings enormous returns to those who havesuf; fielent genius to engage in it. Thep . , returns are so great. ali-to entirely over; ' Shade* the incomes deriVed.from" the" legitimater -- pursults - of - tlergennine inw porters. About one hundred thousand ' . oraido Watches are 'annually sold,in this ' country, exemplifying the - truth of the proverb that ono fool makes many. Tho demand, so•far 'from dying out, is on the increase, and the nasty, little ill tenoning, out' of the way shops of these chrono- . metrical swindlers, situated generally at the topsof large buildings, where various other kinds - of active business aro carried on, are snore Benefit after than ever. A • number of them are found mum Broad way,-whichis spotted more, or_lessiwititi....: -swindling inieuitlei Of all kinds, but • _ their favorite festering - places are in Pul-' 'ton and in Nassau •streats. thei:e - the bogus &alers can be 'seenevery day and • a,ll•day; a cross'betWeen the gainblor and 'the ruffian, invested with' the, diamonds and the dissoluteness of the ono, ,anat the surface pluguglyism -`; troonery of the other. jtis this' kind of Poison who Makesi fortunes out Of the sylvan. or suburban credulity, -which' Heves against reason,thaf a - watch worth ' • hundreds of dollars can be obtained for from two to four dollars: Such gushing -.- confidence is always discoverable, ready waiting to be duped. Like those flgera- Live pigs which run about ready reasted, wi r (Irks stuck into-tlnen, and asking to be eaten, the simple ceeintiyinaii in vites the swindler and assists his own' seduction by his very guilelessness. It is thus'that the most succOssfulof these swindlers mans es to make occasionally, *between _thirtY mid forty-thousaml-dol- Tars 'thontli: : Connected with the "store" whoie the oroideti disppidd 'of, is usually - a - little lottery Ace, where the fool who has c,Dm miffing ono mdiscretien is speedily helped to another. ' , Many of the I jewelled" aroides "adjusted so as Wynn equally regular in the extremes of boat and cold," sell for vo - apiece, when their real value Is not more than VHS per dezen.. The pieces :which constituto the move ment of the watch aro enclosed in brass eaaes,.:3oiielfcoati - ca'reelY 75 cents each; ' and the Waltham watches, to the eye of the credulous dupe, -are imitated to per fection by the adoption of - the - genuine trademarks; substituting radroli a d :for a t, and .changing' Waltham Into Wald ham. , There is a man out West who _hi...the most absent minded man ever.: kneWn. - _ Ho went out to make a call, and- forgot that ho had returned, so that , • • •.iting - forilimst3lf - ttreernelionse ever Since. His brother is pietey'nestir as ,kdd, for he, hasn't beenpnt of bed Tor •' year, oWing havidelingiAten he* he got into his , night gown, and being unable to' find his way out again They • had a slider who wan-very ahSent;teo feet, on 'the day was to; have been married plie did n't 'turn tipUt the chinch, Her abience tended's•heatt grew.fonder, her over and inaiTied another: Bul,per Imps their patelits were 'even more' ab-, • sent still, for theise odd folk! are ri3poiteci never tohave had any:' At Upper S'indusky, Ohio, ono of the most respected ministers called orf a sick man, a short time ago. The conversa tion turned Open the uncertainty of life., The sick man informed the reverend gentleman that he did not expect to live very long. The kind minister then urged upon him the importance of, preparing for eternity, and rlitid to him.: "Itave you' made Your peace with God ?" • to which the sick man innocently replied : "I don't know that I ever had any difil cnity with hlm. -• ' •,. . ,„ A Spanish, priest once exhorting the soldiers to 'fight like lions, added, in tho • ardor of 'his enthusiasin; ‘!llefled my Children ;• that whosoever falls 'to-day, sleeps to night in Paradise:" . Thunders of applause followed this sentence.'L-TIS; , • fight began, the ranki wavered, and the priest took to la§ , .heels, When. a'soldiof , stopping him, roproaolifullyreforred to , • suPper in Paradise; True, •• 'iny ion; true," said the priest, "but .1 novor take supper." • .04uakorose, jealousof hor tusband, :watched his , niovoments, and, ono morn ingacivally discovered tholriiantkissing , end hugging ~the §et , /!/11. 'nlin. was not long 41 dis c overing Om taco 'ot r lds,lsifo, as she pperioollrongli the, half open door, 'ankrlekng ths cool mesa Ye4h4PPi4T9sfP; aP'PT491 11 991 ,, i sodlher Potsey t . : tnee l ingd , etters quit. PP. 4 ,4 4 r , !FAO *!iI , F ( MsP 41.0 1 °4704 -" • „A)it:o9 1 1 1 F,9 6 ‘7e4r 91', 1 iIaPO I 4 O F :1 1 •P r gP ii4 P 'FOT4IIiqM tI IR 3 . ! : E 9 ), P 11 49147 ite4 part la l'arailyj'err,o!ik•lliO.roAlror.., day, as' th'elatliOr, givq us, 'a -little more.-taith arai.t,ruay .tho small one .broke in immediately with "Lbid give Ira a little moo growl() and; :toast,' thereby detracting somewhat f~qm the grayity - of tbo, o9parlion,_ . . l!PaqaP an Y•ka:..!•fgc o3 a bas!aesa vio`v of falm+t• t• 1 4 11 4q , ni)YA r q B i a ' atia 4 . : . 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