I.c;t, , , i .1. M. W .1. 'l. WAIA.ACE...f LI 1 7 1,A41 0/i. A .FAR, V. • • us T. TATT•tt.94N. no.: blightly, through the mkt of yepre, My quiet e,o entry h o nor appeal n; • 1% . 1.y . 11the: lu:y . .th the tor t - ft) Iu plowing corn, on rotting hay;. !tly tnatliir' moving with delight ': . /trnottg!tur h,lllt,pona . ni.litlrenjust hunt . .ellOOl .nt free, Pilling the garttno pith nnr glen: • The I Moil of life MIN HMI log ornt .. _ 'WI en I wn3lh9 g on a fa tn. lh_ear he seer. I . llllrell goirtz - bell Ax a th fields Its Aisle foil; 1 0 he rosnizy selghboi round Gathoriii 'hen( lu• plen-m! sou d, Tha I,2skle-She door, To tell; their lueneTy ntaiters o'er; ' TllO springing e ripe thirgrain In] loot 0 11040 littleruinf . 4 A lit Hun wtiuld do in In. Wt. u.tat good wl•.tllut 1 for the In• 111 11 , 1t01. 4..tionn , atott, whAtjo to ,et• To b. ' Ili.: 3 olm.o, lit eying 0 . Lit M.l-. ;in.( h.. ;noon; T.. 1.1.11; tit. gulden Porn "YI 011 I.lou i. the y. Poo Tight: • rim p 1 hove lenroctl the voy,' - of m(11 I of CP {llll to i b.,- • irld 11 e 411 1? 1) _life wtee 11.111 Omit" , m 11110 liv lig 0 , 11 Ip°. _4 YOUNG LADF,9 S'OLILOQUY. 1 • Ir I= •.” told by wy entilv.r. Well t ut I.ning true "Stintel.otli," kyr, t. He it If . rengt.l! front liew Atte If unto; tt but nt rein e ovill !Oily my late lit lie v w /I,IV iie • ' For, 111.;11w: I'm ugly-11 z‘y, oL I w man i "Vjli in 3 111.11 a 11,re I Z ; All4l hen as lor temper and manner, p a 11 , 0 who evoke for perroctloo wt I ech ill:11` to veto Noy, in eidte 01 . tneee -drawbeelts, my Inoirt is p.r vt , se, A , d I , L. old not fo I{tent for bolt r or worse To take tho first loinby wt., mono, ly come And off r tlri•o4lA i , his human omit Lie name 1 ibin e erlirrll4.l:ll obey ha him-ring - 0 lire pin Itut wid.ehrinlii I think of elicit eh .noes al My brptle,,llre all I,f them, yourp;er_han I, Yet ti;ty thrive in the' w0..1.1, anti wliy net let rh o try? 1 ku w that Itt litt•htves Iln n t MI 'Wept, rimmusl• from mmit mat mod. strxily I'm k lut -11, I- ❑I . 10 plud .s illy by tun I rtituql up to work of 7+;;7i , Mud 7. l'wl,4ly 11111111,1 y drtfltiig Wiroz.l? I ifc, Why -bould I oil lo • F(1/11, , 1 n „irer. TWIN DANVILLE'S VOCATION. I=l3 Aevered your engagement, Lena ! what for?" and there was a depth . of sadness in the tones of Grandma Tracy's voice as she looked, or attempted to look, in the dark oyes of her young coinyan ion. - But the heavily curtained lids faith folly guarded what e vih. of pride, petu lence, or real Feeling her affectionate rela tive ;.aught. to discovoP -- - 1 " i Ihouyht von loved John contiaillqi the old lady mildly; "and I really -11,orgbt yon both above what are I;efi. 'icverr,' spats.'" We I:,ivz , had r. , ; quarrel, grandma!" And now ?T'sr . lie:ne played with the tas-' eel or her dres‘ing gown a little neiv ously. '''fou see John has lneerr unfortunate , — niade speculation—sunk several 'thousand dollars which his_unele left hi - n. all, his father heard of hi's . misfortune, And o']ered to advance him an}' !::1 1 / 1 he desired. This John told me :Tal and what,do you think, Cl a ninon Tracy?" And now the . fringed were lifted, and the brown eyes flash ed ',be indigna lion with which her soul was `died. "lie would not take a sin . rf lie said lie had lost one fortu pnrtbiing—ilh.at'v what Ile called his stoqk , jobbing operation—and lie would risk no more. Just' think, mll& father a mil lionaire ! And to cap the climax, insists that he always had a taste for agricultural pursuits, civil eng,incering, or some other plebeian, outlandish trade, and the other evening had_ the impudenec to inform : me of his change of plan." "Well"—and Grandma removed her glasses, and wiped them at i refitlly with the limo of her white, apron—"what then "Why I told him---of course I did— that I considered myself extremely for tunate in having discovered theesenence or such low finalities in the man I had selected for a Companion before it was tot late. To disgrace his own family, if he had a mind : that I should make it impossible for him to cast a shadow of repr4ch upon mine, by withdrawing frog he engagement." "Yes:" said Granduia still calmly ; "and what then?" 4 , • "Oh, nothing More4 4 sai'd Lena. "He simply retuarked,,-As you'please, kiss Tracy I , bowed very politely, and walked out." There was a depth of 'bitterness in Grabdina's voice, and:a sarcastic curl to the well cdt lips as she replied : 'lima Travois, for the granddaughter of a bootniakey on one side of the Louse, ;hid a carpenter on the Other, and the daughter of "iittnan who spent all the 144 years of his life typo setting, you have' Heide a most egregiiins,:fool Of•YoOtielf ! IlavCyoumot, sense enough to see that it isibe qualities; not the profession or tho . sOrrouhlings,Thatinake the man ? Yen will live to regret this,-;ind I hope I shall live to sce-it,'' "Why, Crnindout I" and Lena opened her big brown eyes in amazement. "Yes, I 'dti!" continued the oliilady, now tlairoughly aroused-4-all the Spartan in her nature, awakened by the 'injustice she liad just beard described. "I expect it will take some preity tough discipline to' make you understand the difference bet Ween real and 5110111 nobility ; but the time will come—now mark my words'lt when you'will give more for the love ot sueli a/nan as John Danville than all the ,style :4(1 position than the aristocracy and wealth of the world could produce." Lena knew that early in life her father had leaned the, trade of compositor; but had nev, before - been informed of the extremely "plebeion" btisineso of her grandparentS.,, llerthong,hts „were cer tainly net of . the'ptetisaidest,' deSeription, riq she wont overthe conversation of the morning ; but ehe rerieWed her vo:r . r that 'neyer, under aux: °imam:Ammo:3; ' would she marry: a man whose occUpotion Aicii notharriculzo with her ideas of caste • and r4eetability. •• , • "An 01.:eltit6et reheated bitterly. Vir - liTeT.l7f infirrOo Sin.; rig aiv3. clirdAng .. , •01 , ,, , ,:r.._;r,? . 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I never knew before that Grandpa Tracy was a mechanic." „ "I ney9r care to talk much about my self„Lepii," rettliC,l, grandma, "for :pld womenfoften becaine Garrulous. and ego tistical, on account of being compelled to live So mtieh-in -the -past ; but had. I ever supposcdilMt you could have con sidered his hoyao. ea rpint riV disgraceful you would have been shooked long ago. And now.l shall spare no. opportunity to enlighten your friends. Lona Tracy, I am asltamne(l oryou "I will keep • pretty clear of grandma in society,". was Lena's mental ejacula tion ; and the old lady, more excited than her grafiddaughtei 1 had ever seen her, walked stiffly froth the room. . - —. Whether - Lena's heartles.spess had - any- - thing to do with her lover's leaving the city is not known ; but ho deto,rmined to take up his residence' in - fl.j.sttm, and learn there the details onus new priAs sion. One year passed. Lena hadn either seen nor heard-from hith in all these months. The nows.of the rupture of the* engagethent waS, of course, as.lll such things arc, a nice clay's wonder ; but Lena was a fa . vorite in society, and old and young flocked to do her homage. She was the acknowl,edge belle of the stn ceeding season, but no one was chosen to fill the place occupied by her former lover: Grandma -watched her course with a great deal of interest, and spared: no pains to instruct her as to her "plebeian" derivation. . : Grandma Tracy's eldest soli resided in liostoii,.and_here the old lady was accus tomed to spend a - few months of each year, and in a contemplated visit to that city insisted that Lena should accompany her. Lena wnndered, as they were driven to her uncle's aristocratic residence, whether John Wore a checked shirt and blue uninentioaables ;rind if, should she meet him in such a plight, it would .be her duty to recognize him. q.l don't care," she said softly to her self. s 'No girl ever loved another more &via, illy than I have John Danville ; but of course he never loved me, ache pro fessed, or he Would have been will ing eo, sacrifice the indulgence of such groveling tastes to satisfy the lady of his choice! I declare I will not 'think Of him again while I tun in tin; city. ww..k passed ; and Boston really seethed largo enoogh to hold both, with out being thi own together. An artists' reception in . street. They family were among the sc beet few invited„, and Grandma Tracy, who wan very fond of pictures, deter oined to make one of the number. -"Wcit, I declare, - said grandma, in n hoarse whisper, to Lena, ''if there isn't John rianv;llo.! 1 fonder who that lady is he has P-it with him?" and Lena, from whose cheek every particle of color had tied, locked in the direction indicated. Sure enough, there stood John, With one -of the loveliest women Lena had seen ,Icahing on his arm. "011, grandma, I pray 'you don't al - to notice him !" urged Lena ,with tremblino . li w. "What him John Danville, ever dune me that T should nut reengnize, him?" re plied grandma, in her matter of fact EMMES "Why John !" as the gentleman awl his partner turned from the contempla tion of the picture. " , This is a mo t delightful surprise !" and the gentleman, seating his compan ion willimn the least, reserve apparent, 'greeted the old lady elordially, and shook hands pleasantly with her granddaugh ter. After a few common places, grand.; ma, the irrepressible. observed : "Well, John,. how .do you li,ke your new business? Turned architect, I hear, width a sly glance at •Lens, who could not, to have saved her live, told whether the picture she was so intent upon was a laudscape'or a uotrait. . "Five years of 'my life,. Mrs. Tracy," John answered with considerable digni ty.' "I was contrary to evbKy dictate of conscience and taste, so -far as my -pro fession Was concerned; and no man is an honest man, in my opinion, who con tinues iu such-a course. lam now con tent with my employment, because I rec ognize my perfect adaptability to 'all it'd details." "I bailor you, John, for your determi-. nation," said Grandnia, "and you have my, best wishes. A glean nany folks aro foolish cilougli to make a distinction' bet Ween a trade amid ft profession. Now, Loth of Loa's grandfathers were me ehanigst _and no better than ever lived and , lied. Ono Mailed `from. Lynn, .an out and put shoemaker, and nal/husband when I married him, was .a house car- Pentcra; and ,LenaV fatherlearned a com positor's trade." '• If'La - a — didn't WISH her - grand - Mother at the liaTof Bi4y, shim did almost, but to :rave her qe-sliocould not hewp . from numbing, in which, strangqy .enough , John was compeikil to join.. It 'was too ludicrous to obser,'e how thiWoUghly de termined the old lay" was that her fa vorite should be raft:lilac:l of -the Tracy pedigree. "It, is always best to know something about the rout as welTas the branehes,'Y said.Gyandmaa, a little astonished at tile -effect of her bomb. It had exploded, pad Lena 'was nninjured. "Took it peat ty cool,," sho murmured, as the Traoyfi wept to Their parriage. ...Lena, leaning op ,somlna . ly's an; mine . to- the door,, Baying : • "G: Urnilinn, is there thy reoin, for John?" He'e going to drive home with '..1.100tn- for whol",tn.Melaimed grand ma; 'Towm for. j671 : 71 Danvillat Good gracious 1 Yes; course aura is." And John With his. lirm around Lenn's watst,"listenlifithe Mad Of her unhapil,' ress and. woallication, - and promivid °."" - 0' . ..::•.• ~ - . ! ~t f, : , . 73,(f.,,;(; , !1, 7. '1,., il in • - .1 , • ‘,l r .; • EWE ME c! =EI Ell ME OM 'wife 'if he'll:let' :Antl• 'now plea Ne. 'hst.us,whisper.a'littlo•tvltile+" ! 4 . fervent ejaculation; and this. the glasseS AVCITC removed to wipe the blind froin' her eyes. -' •' 9E:21511 A .LITTI;E SERAPOM: Sitting Mit .lotion the otheiday;, I had a little sermon pre4beil in the way I liked; and I'll import it' for benefit, be- Cause it, taught oil° o( the beautiful les 7 sions which we• all should learn, and taught it in such-a natitral, shnple . Way, -' pat- no one could forget it. It Was- a bleak, snowy day ; the train-was late, the ,ladies' room dark and smoky, and-the dozen wonien, 'old and young who sal i, • waiting iMpatiently: :I:loblied 'cross, WAY_ spiriteil l iir-stutd. 'tilt all three, and - IliroliglitliiinißiliaiTfroMlliiitifirfCr low beings we a very umuniable and uninteresting .50. ' ' ' . Whist then, a flirlorn old woman; ,shal,-.- inwnitir palsy, came in witlin basket of little wares for sale, and went about mutclrutTeTinglireniTolhe sitters. No body bought anything.- and the poor old soul stood Clinking al the. doe•, a unpin e, as if reluctant to go int 9 thestorm again. She turned presently, and poked about as if trying to find something; and then a pale lady in black, who lay as if asleep, on a sofa, ripened her eyes; saw the old woman, and instantly asked, in a kind tone, "Have you 'lost' anything, ma'am ?" . • "No, dear ; I'm looking for thehetit place to have a warm 'fi.ire I goes out, agin. My eyes are poor and I don't seem to find the furnace nowhere." "Here it is I . ;aid the lady, and led her to the stenin radiator,' placed mchair and showedler l o i,ow'to.warin lier-feet. now . ;Tun't that nicer said the old woman," spreading herragged mit tens to dry. "Thank}, dear; this is proper comfortable, ain't it? I'M most froze to-day, bein' lame and witnply ; and not selling much makes me sort hearted." The lady smiled, \veldt" the i omit; r. brought a. cup of tea and food, catrled IL her,eif to the of l wont:in, and said as iespeetCailr and kindly L. 2 if the poor old lady had been di c's,c d in silk and fur,'"Want you line a cal hot tea? It's very comfort:Ode .day as this." "Sakes alive! Do they give lea to this depot?" cried the old lady in a lone of innocent reprise, that made imiles 141, round the room, lotiviting .the gliiiman"t fuces7ike a streak of sunshine. now; t his is just lovely'," added 'I he old lady, sipping away with a relish. -That .doei warm the cockles of my heart."' While she refreshed herself, telling her story meanwhile, the lady ionised -over the poor little;vares in time basket, bought soap and, pins, shoestrings and tapes, and cheered the old soul by- p.)y rig- well tee Hihiii. As I watehedher doing this,l thoUght what a sweet face she lui t __ though I'd eo. sidered her rather ,plain before. I _felt dreadful ashamed of myself, That bad gz•imly shaken my head when the basket was offered to me ; and as - a look of interest. s'ynipat by. and Icif id ncss conic into the dismal faces around me, Ldid wish that I had been_ the ma gician to call it ont. It. was only II kind word and a friendly act; hitt somehow it brightened that dingy room wonderfoily. It-changed the of a dm.on wonoTn. and I think it Akinehed a dozen of hearts, fo r I follow the plain polo lady with respect, and nLen the old wo man, with many Shanks, got up to go, severai_porsons book o oncd to her. and bought something, as they wanted to re pair their negligence. Old beggar women aro not roniant iu ; neither are caps of ten, boot loeings; and colored soap; there was no genthomm preaenttorbe` impressed by the truly's kind act, so it wasn't done for effect, and 210rmsiblo reward could be i reaired - for it, except, the uhgramana tiett thou . of a ragged old woman. Ibit that simple little charity was as good to. a sci m en to those who saw it ; and I think that each traveler Went on her way better, rOr half hour in the dreary Motion. I' eon testify that one of them did, Anil netli ing but the emptiness of her purse pre vented her from "comforting the ceekle:: of the heart" of every forlorn old NV , »I):111 she met for a week after. Women are the topic of nova of the talk that goes op all over the world. Enemies and adorers alike treat them as objects to be desired, like riches, lamb-, or digiiitieS. Their qualitiCs are demon strated in 'proverbs 'Mid poetry. They are explained and &lined, and their limb tationslsettled for them. in declaring.that there • rema ins, after all is said, an inscrutable element which ea 'n not be amdcrstpmb a -Mystery of coot I ;1- diction and inchugruitA':for Can be diS 4 COVCI I.OIIOIIIIVII ill : 111H 1,1, which makes women dangerous to then.— selves, and generally fatal to. nen. There is a curious story in the' Apov rypha, of three-young guardsmen of Ibt-; rius who held a contest of wit in presimce of the King, and before au au gust assemblage of princes and nobles, as to "What is thmstronge- t thiiiig in the World." One declares for wine ; another for the kingly poweL; but the one-Who inaintains thariVintiew tiro strougCst power in the world, gains the,yietory by acclamation. He maintains hisaliesis kiy declaring thitt.a woman inddce.: a man "to take his•swprd and go liislWay to rob,' to steak-lb - face a holt, to go out into the darkness," and "Awl lie hall stolen, and spoiled, and robbed, lie beingeth it to his love. '. lie adds, by way of climax, "Yes, many theal be'wholnive run out of their wits for wciMen,, and' Many also have sinned- and-Perished for women !" po r it is to.the present day. • • • • . Tho India oc:tldilsocis i grind . slowly, lntt justice, though tardy, always conies; and tids is the reason why baggilwirnan tit Cleveland got a ludo iii kint.whilo taaash• ing tip atrunk. In whit% -tharc-Aras...a. te :tralyor. . • i . 7.y7ttylr:, CV) f..131' . .r,y !t ' =I =I !.., .H,,, , r., ,: ~..11r,11..;., ,i1"..5t7;2i , ,:• ? : ..: ,1 ,, ,:, ".,! r,.., - •";01 i.:!:,(,, :i• • ••" . , ;+" , .. 4 . !.,:'t .:,^.1;,c1',,' MEE= j, j 1 , 1; , • , - 1 TFl_lll TO, A; .5 ZTAP, JO 7r21, , 6 - 1 - Y et - : 4 , ; , • SENATV,TC WILRON, OP MAtid. On the fourteenth - q t. January, 18;12, Mr. Adam - ml)mill% the fluor for . the eatation of petitions.-A;abi-r-:_ti-1-Mld...in. my band the petition_ of-Benjam in - Ens, ersoli - itiia 4'4 Other citizens of Haverhill, iliassaelinsetts, praying CongresS to adopt imm editite measnros; for'thepcace 7 ful dissolution' of the union. of Hien , :States." Hardly liad'lliesc words fallen from his lips when several member:', /inlay of limn then knOwn and. since, .Ihown_to Lie elisunionist,_clamorously,de 'Mended 'env' , to speak._,....r. Adams, however, still having thd door, nursed a reference of the petition to a select ,coMmittee of nine members, with ia i:trhetiOns to return an 1111AW01' to ilk 7 - etTtion - S — Tdiowing die reason prayer could fint; be granted. Prom all parts ofthe hall came Nichementynmd-pas sionate-demands- for the tlimr, which was given'to Mr. Hopkins,Thf Virginia, who inquired of the Speaker if it, would be in p - i'd - er - to burn the petittun tit lair pros- enee - of the, llcinse. - Mr. Wise,' Nil.- ginia, inquired if it would be in or'deriu present a resolutiOn ill censure ; and :inch a resolution was - offered by 'Gilmer, of the same State. Mr. 'Adams expressed OM hope that the' pot it ion- would be re ceived and di stitch. and that he might have au oppmtunity of (I,•:,Thdillg his ;W . jolt in I lie p11.11:1;:wt. ( 1 71 the adjourn ment of the I louse, 110111 - 0 Waqp,i VIII diet the numbers front 1 hi• slave State, wouldlinld 11 meeting- that 'evening for conSaltation. At Ilia; tract ling it wa, agreed, that as . Minter was n Democrat, (hat Tlionne, E. Mai 11, a Whig. Ii out Mho.: i:penher ; future carcei silo :n::01111.1 I,: NVOI'.; Or-is 11 . -Whit MI ~~~„~ ~ ~'~r,. ~~ ~~ ;i, iii ~. the t. n 31., I h. thi,,)!1”1.. , i' Ii :1:.1. I:, Er wii-,14 r:to lii :4,1%, 1eir;;110,1- \\-;l;;';;lncrity. ;1111M;•. i',unti 1;1- do: It 11. x• axl with ..skrter tltc r 1nlilu; of tlis journal. on the ml mit tpd resolut ions. 3.1.1 11 , 1 . IMO 111 :1 1111..tlt to tiu)-e of Mr. * (1 - dm , ..r ; NVI I, I net 1'41'2 11 flint the couilit.; of Mo. 0 , mi~llL ha held to low the lionso dtvoyd it an and grass NVIICII it only intlivtcd nu Hint ILc at'v( eel celpaire for ohat ]N I I,I 4; It 0_ ‘1 , ; , 1 Illy of his pa,' relation , to lite S;;;Io. 'and hi,s proyent position ; y did fur the 11 - minion:ln,. of ilwir lutTil aiid ; and Co; y turnod 111111 OVCI I to his 1/C 11 'r. 11-, 1,11, 1 allil Ilse 111111C11/1111 1 11 Or all .11:.1111111111:. 31arshall evil , n 11:, cul ' orud ul , on his is." 11 Wit It ellt 111.111,111 01114- 11,11 I, 111,10 1111 , 1 6111 , 11, lie - Vi , tit orator or v...r.• 110)ngl) arnl)itiooq. 5t.1 1 .. , 1 , 1 1, 1 t:tilO1 of irrlanverliffent. LE:A; to h o wever, ti l os gr neloar•ly fultilment did hot ans‘vr.l.lds earl . ‘ prom. beerant• the victim ui lii mum.- at r ir habits ;- anal hofigh throulll the per.- stunox - e influence...of the Ltte Iovo: aro of .)lah:vhuset.l , , !hen a menther of the he uefortned for a few inonllO., Lc t.orni relapsed and became :In titter wreck. When Ife'arcrse lti spea I; on tide; occasion, the ga ie.; true and the Iloti-rri,filied Ivith print ;t'tl pers,tr. liu b.pui.r with r.o notch el , . tpnateo r‘lr. ene mies v; - efe Vely muei: -eluted .tful dep.. I cr;trt.l• Mllle.wtt to 111( tirht I.ll;r.tpli ho I)eola ratinn-ol= lirdepetulvtice, R•ln'n any 1111111 of go..ertiniottl l,cco::n, to:t iyc or (qui:, it right', or duty, or - 11 , 0 uS I .Ph% tl. :1,1;o11,11 it, and such fio a, ;dull! to Glom api ear' 3111(11wil pille-:,. the . q. (LA. to 1)e13a1113;.;;11 that the pt.01:1t: :t I.:' i y al:11r,, :ld pt:rrottF,lt:tt:t. :1113 3, rtt:. wiliolt it 110 der1:1:1,1 timt•tlicTll,o,lo t 1411( ((o:.(Tel:, to do wlif 11(;(6 trz,;t! II It. if it e hdd :1(4" grant Mir up-, (111(1:31, ;ogivp (1111.131, :ilic;111(1.(1(,1 (2,11(..%t ed. lie ( 0 1:11.:( . ( , (1 tin( (3.,,i(11(... , (:(11(v ill, of rILIC:1.1 h e t'lec t ium (1331,8'.0, tle 1:1111‘-g , d It -i)1(‘ ` , on( !t the i:41J1„1. LI to th'ny lim;ighli: (IC beelv, ,•• , p2:r.o ;IT! Cl int tiptnt OCI.. t. , 1. • phal desehired that, if the righ't's 131' the peoi)le 3,11;en (t(Pfty hp 'a coalition 1,0 F.(itithet:n and 0 . 10 Nottit,•fn 1)(Inoi(raey;, it war ; ( lime for fltoln to nti1(1:111(1 re:tr,ert, heitue flaying ;1:(1,ed for num. lien: ill hieh nyeiwroltis 711 r. llontee EN (1 et by thu ~ (11.(juet for iv,.6 \\•(.(e".c.l; 101 tii.tt pur • Wise tIMP look the ilo6r, Mid spoke at great Imigth, n o d with much acrimony of feeling anti' language. .110 iqr. Ailaniii with a purpoi,e to conspire NVitli LSO to de troy .the Union. Ile bit terly demitmeed him for saying,l hpt iii case the Pre:Ml(la if nellOtisary ti)ye.,totu peace, l'111:111iti);1,0 the slaves. IMppi» ling :Mr. Tyler againt.t. the great hotly of ;11te 1V liigs; M and out, or Congress, lic celledmpon cratic party to put flown tlecl'tring if were ' griat I)einourai.in j,riiiciple or e;luality .leic...t, dams wiOniii in tliA•tiii nod a‘;itiMV,cf. ' ii , e:;.•;•. 1 1 110 '1 :ificrt . rt(l 91: 7 7 , A 1 .,. j111;,.. 1 '.l , t t• 1 ;. -1 =NI MBE= • l• „ P,••• , •• • ~1• . EMIIIIM ter +.i,t.: ~F" , ':l' '= rf.io i:; peeially to the chifrgo of high. tref which lie ,had prethifTed. lie thanked God that Ili Const - ',‘Ll':on United St at?s had defined 'treason, and that it was not left for, the luny miiid" of th geutlelu an ft Om ntlif y tgtiefinc t in . ifue., He said that, werdYG . Marsbetll'f. ,father, he'won - 11.1 "advise' Irifn tO:refurn to K . emit andtalie his place-in smug law sch'Cml, and oinen,rizei. flit salty' 01 t hat_itroSesSlou he has disgraced." Noi Was he c&tcneed in the siffilltrNfunse. 1.. ,weeded to arraign theshivelold nil though not Lgehnically infaboli t ionist, he opcned - an agwresf.iN e warfare' on the champions of slavery, The lesolu ha of iVrtsu re 'Was oppoi:ed by Mr. 'Code' wood, a Whig ineniber of Irentnchy, who emi,hatically Condemned nll roles dencminat «I "gag lOws." rnolcl,--11WhiginemberTrom-Tetinesee,. sushi iced Mr,. Adams, -and denonne , ..ll the twenty-tirqile us ftviollition'of the Constitution. Mr. Betts, of 1 7 ..:irgiftia, bravely ilium to the rescue, slim:ilt ed by 1111., A diims, and referred to the flU , t, that, -a-few-years-hefore,—Mr;- - 13hetti - 4 - South Carolina,' liad (11111V11 up rpolntons for the - dissolution or the Uniom - uhrl had sought for Jut 6 r ,pe I unity to present ?)lc.(lilmor offercft to withdraw the resolution to l'ellStire, ic Mr. Adtuns would withdiaugthe petition. lie sternly ern: d, boweter, dyelaring'he wonld not violate his reuse of duty to obtain tbe favor or Gnitinan e e of Hie I louse. :11r.`1 arshall again addressed thO Home, and called for the previous O i liest - ion. lint mr. Adams demanded. the door, ob tainod 111111 proeceded in his dofew:o. In his rel'iTarltr, he again took the ag- , gi:e4sive, and assailed with great fo r cer and `'fl'eet slavery and the slave power. Mr, Sanders, of North 4`:tiplina, callerh - trim Irr order lilt I her.4 - p - Ot her decided that he ;.vas iu ardor applt;ir tal:011: Il+ INESIMEI Cooir wo, ;;;I .11 , •rri..\ , 1 r. ,k•nmi • •ing 11,t1 day.: 41m.1 :tl. I ern t;ii,n I = If.. ..~ NI/ !•I•ii . 0) .1,.1 lIMEMI ET ME IMI +l)tn~i'r ,i. ~•nh•;ri1 ~ ;:n~ :~ n... ~ i~f:^. , i.i~~L 1 1 •1 H 11 si.e( t•h. 111,1: •.. 141,. 111 rl; . liqy 111W:1011:4 ht• tr,ll( t,f t•vllA;... woro laid t:Jl‘; L a ;17'a j,o.ily 11.•. 1%.011,, I , otiNt . • PU"Wi gullapt li;;;;1 :!11(1 P a: I H.. t•vot\ ni , tl il. (Ft 1,11,1. ;1 . r .. 1.1,0 :1( to Iv er0..(1. , rn 1 , ,v,-: • T 1 711 111 . 41'..s l';`,11111'1' I.W: • I,i‘• ;., - • 01 =I i I' ca.. 11,1111, I•N ,•1311111 - 1 1 .0 ti ti) 1, ;1 :t-tr , 4-1-itt • • 1 a pair .1: Iwpf v r,et his !Italie. 11"*.t. tl.r.io 1110 i;00(1 tiers " 1 1.11 , 11ttipro.. :11.(1 lv:ts 11.0 httiti I ••-. tit 11 lie :t livii( s , I step mot roir ~ r 1511515, or 1,-Hell T :mind iu 1 iiht . ,ty, it a rule nt , .,•i•t• iwtreitiz, I apin•or ter hi Tits•rs• • risk in , zi• ‘vlisA_••.yn;yi . 4 l iii•l;i teoe :11,1 my (le iri.l to h-, 1 ; n fop her ihornht . ., I w:11 rollov.. pew o ;old e.lll upon Smith. Iln h: gic ni of'miur, however - fitt.t:yol ,1111,1: " yvi rooms to bo !;olt;11 . ..;' iii the vit an , :wei 11:t• rormer, am to ;dye I;ini ;I lilt. l`ott I Vl' PIT 1 . 11':11111 ;It (iu•Lu!rLrr,:. AVIII =M=IIIMIN \\a , tilt . t 1 ' Or 11:...r1,1eVi: - , 1 . 1 , 111T1',;t0.1)II. Ht . : NII:II , L.V 111 111 ty:1•.11:Vi0:-,:r, i'psunvi• iho rartith .:Ns!!' iv. 'r*,Lr::. 1:',1 or n7;4, httli-ve it on an( C,; , mo lr ..rt to ••••.y," le • - • - • iv 1.• ' '' • • 11ThiL(.2.' ; I 11„1? , Lot •,1 num Ilty: 1 11',:e or Itt-c know ;hint . 41!!y 1111(` with 1111/110y - NVIICI iti11i(1010,t,'1.,, ,.. .11:!:11,1 :I "Qn . ite ri g ht ; ~(1:41 in my hilOih: evening.. l h•r,.e nn at•vonnt 0r ILI. , tLe tuna hinl in his fmnily :111 xviniel.:* :ill p pose but,:li!l I intnif,il: : oeare•of inunberfant - ." "Sl:rnikin~~ of ?" nplicariol to I:Or.t , an hit cri , M.; in the conversnlion. down hill, • is lie;?.. I must mysellc , then. - -- 11 v co-is me rltt.it l rode:tiller. I did iutoutl to give him rinollier :limit It's credit, but on the tvhole T guess the niontly w0111(1 Lc safer inmy Own pocliel." - 114115 the four Nwri.liki; ell, 0;1011 withhis mind lilli.cl • frith the atralys of neighlior Thomp,,,, I 1,, iirpk,tbuityth ho was going t l,O to rill a unlit. t, , • nof;oier . na rt or. Ow yillAgy ;.!L•11 . 1il ,1 4 Wert! . q],^ =!lE=l :-: ^}rn+ii~r ir~a~i =I h 2 .11, i ,;•1);,-i - o' ..., .i ~ 7 f.. c: -, L' 9111 I, 1 i MEM lIMI OLVU_ .P() C.; L t Tit , it - 4 , d :tipt . trtat 4 Itt l'‘ c:;11 i't :In::!”11 , ':(.0 t.(, C.._3 lEEE ;'!il. 11 Ile.' 1.t..1'3 ' a MEM Mil AE Ei • • her prospePir httid uR pr.omPtlY," risk." The ' 6nt rmice 'afford to tel vented ['inflict comers„ Shp*was.evidPntly sprit x .pre;- „Triisal of Mrs. Bennettlo.do-ati- 4 ---- her ; but as great "pressure .of bve_ .was vlea(ried. ,as an -excuse, there. nothhik to be said, and she Soon t her 16ay . c. Anotlior application pro linsticecstiftil 1 how Ift the village dremNnakevi `it iron ~ b ecome. ' •'On the was' tome the-pool• shoemakcy's wife met the tea °her of a small 'school to thb oeighlawhood, 'Mime two of her chil (leCo al :ended. • Mrs. -Tliomp§on.----T-Itm-gladip .. sec yon," was the salutation. was nlaiut 'calling at your house. Would it. be - eofivenieut to settle one.account this an entrain ?." " Onr , acconnt r was; the surprised reply; Surely the term hag- not Yet expired r Qulylntlfof it, hut my present rule is to collect my money at any time. it is a plan' whieli, many teachers have adoptecrof late," "T was not awn re that. there liad been any change iu your Unice, and I have made arrangements to meet your bill at he usuall 1111 C. - 11 fear that It will not Is in in 0 . 0W . 01 to (10 SO 1.410001% The countenance of the teacher showed great, dis..lplooinfinent, and as she passed on in a diliercot direction, lie nnthered to hiniwil:• '',l"ust as I expected. I shall 1112.VCC See 11 Cent, — Everybody says they. are g dog drawn hill. I must get rid of the chihlreo sonic way. 'Perhaps I may in-1141)10410r lie h;iinpilt rt el% if I manage' it right ; Ina i 7 ICul never do to go on this way." by her interview to •r, 711 . I!f.. l'hompson , toppl.d Ali ing g e r(irory. to liirchrt , e al.livt(; or 1:trollN . storey?,, •1-44.1,t1e . :lorotint r 0... Mr. 'homp, i! naked the rrmlnerd the th••i :,1 I MIME it u. tie] time for settling.? the , erprised ingeicy: +'l‘'...ll..ztot, exactly :'but money is very t,I I i t , t nn w, 11111 I :tilt art ..ittus to get ctii,ine 1 intend to e is a little lti]l, tcui tt,tU,atttttitti tltitt (wetting. - 11 i, butt .a.t,ta:t!l •• Thirtv doll:tr.:: is no snmH st:in to us ilt , r,igh-t M V. Thompson,' as ,ho n toward , : home thml:t "It •••,..,•nt,:i.,.?:46.tt!., that all o -, :tyinentq titilt;t be mt' fist now, We' are I : tigvlim . ..; to reacwer from the IniVy'expeii:iFT-iatliewiiitt-r-P.rean m-.,--timipt.stand it." • lu•rploxity was incicaseill by find lilt, In r with two iiIII tit b itird and a countenance exprist ii iiiiti of " Looh, :11...0.y," he said, its she en teh,d. " het e aro live ttitex - pretcrl calls ! illeUey one 1 . 11.111 the acietill,ll.ll(l the rt Om Inc lb ." :11e1 . ' is leatliel", I ' l'olll NII,JIII I 1,111,211:1,L11 1113' 1:1 , 1 stollt. They e hnilt t, , ry urgent for intutediatu pay, :new, :O . heu;.2, - 11 they hay,' always heel' ;uuuila few int milts until I could itudtt",TiTTs..uu lit, to ifiTA:TIWiI.:7I - inis. 1110 111i:4'w . ..uric never and a wan get, a little behind/land trouble ~ eat, to puny ill upon him. — 1 " , 111-1 !replied the " the neighloor, think we art , going down 1,11, and tutTy ready to give in: it plu-11. fere are i urn more bills fer you, 01101'1 . 61u ' Mho ry;stccr, I,llld tile Other flOlll the te:11 . 1101'. " - ftepl;,' - ‘las pt . ve wed by a luteelt at tin ilimr, :mil the appearance or a lad trho preselded a neatly ittul • Ir,sh as I liii t,, Mory ^ SoAttle.ll' out it»d t ry,) , little eetui L.; in. n . ,ene el' my hest C11 , 14111101'1 , hilVe left me, altheug,ll niy, AV011: lets Hit i , r.olion. could nowli emoloyownt ,1111 ILe usual credit alloNred nte 7 „i earth: seen sat isry' the l, u. ; hut to lutist =I WM h, . an d (1 1 L . eay • iiia.l,ilily nvul4 1:r :,!in fin thcr, (1 , !) 1110 (lOW lINV:CIA " ents! do !on' Le.t iunl hoist in I'. I\ll, the efelstglnig-reinor): - a:. a : . f2cond9:ll(l 1: aI : 111i.t dopr r • t .imot her eh-ninon! 1 . :11 1.1 ppea Pod - 1:1!.2 !cu . : lllff; of 1.7!1:.!! .Ti3Bl:aur, i ri#,ii:,i.„presonted Ven ting Liin the eionicortahle chairwliicb :11;iry ha..tene.l' 10 hand ,4aitl, in Lie . " W,ll, good follcs, 1 ' - iiiider§l and. thin wr .1,1 doi.::„„i go on as well with you its, rormeilv. - C h a rt is the trotible !" : " not .try to add to aillietion: , ,-witich the Almighty sees, to be iwe ~ vvrryi for it 4. w;ts twin;; 441(1. IVO 1110 with FIcli:1111tiS 11,11( . 1 .1111ti1 . 01 e mien vorevl to bear with' patience. All' woold—now—go well tho.-e around me were not - sletelmitsiA to pmh tlie downward Tlismiptam, This 'Js,n selfish world. Everybody; or at least a great majority,. care only I'M. -nitnilier one. If 'limy ices) a poor wig - Idiot. going down bill, their first, thought, :18. it will :street:their 05511 la/ C,l provides] tlicy min se cure them, elves:they care 'not, how :4011 lle i;6l.'S to the bott.111.1: TN. , only Way is to keep up apptVranens. Show no sigm; 'of 4ojtvt,c behinallmnd,. and all will go well wit fiNott."; • Very.tyne, V . Etele I)ow,is". this to be 110011 Dills wlirelt * l didotot expact .1 0 to-nieeror the 11').!it 1 11 011111 'i! POV"illg in. r:ort , a,ro I , :aving co , rival. 111 t , 11 , .11;I MU 011 I -risid nought, hut , .• ' then, , oy 4,t; dt"; 1 =I f.:i 611 r3:;ilc,:t.; rwal . . I'ln . oi.v.-.1:::,T. 60,4Lkv,1tt',.,.. . - "Wo will say sik,J , :was the answer "I will advance iyon one himdred and „fifty dollars for' ix' *Maths,. Pay every cent you owe,' and with the'reinairitlef of the Money make some slight addition or iniprOvernent in your shop or house, and 'Put everything ar9und the grounds in its aisual neat—order. Try this plan „fer i a few NY,Olce, and' we see what effect "k e as afpon our worthy 'neighbors. No, Yell t,uver mind thanking, me. I-am only T!'10 ' experiinent on human pa lad hands.- you-of-,s;- „old, and_haverio Weeks p a Voney is 'safe in your Joshua had been-- - the change in the 'sll9 advice of Uncle _ was . indeed wonderful followed, and .spoken of-its one -of the ' l,, 9 ll'sPe ns-aine.„t mien . of lug stories NVOl'e told to account for den alteration in his affairs. - -, It was generally agreed that a distil relative had bequeathed to Mini a legacy, which had entirely relieved. hiin --of his pecuniary difficulties. They had never before realized the beauty and durability of his work. The polite butehersefeeted the pieces of meat for hiOnspeetion, as he entered, and was totally indifferent as to the time of paYinent. The teacher neeempnnied the children home to ten, mid tpoko in high terms , of Weil' ins- . PrOVern6fitt 4 'pronouncing them among his best scholars. The-dressmaker snddenly found herself free from the grctit press 1 for work, and in it:fide wily note exprsSed her desire to oblige Mrs. Thompson in ' any way ill her power. . "Just as ! expected," exclaimed Josliu rubbing his hands exultingly, as - the grateful shoemaker called Apen him at _the expiration, of six months,twith the money whiell leirl been loaned in' the hour of need. "Just as I expecied. strange world ! They are ready to push a man up hill if lie seems to be ascend ing, and just as ready li push him down, if they find that his fati is turned that way. In future, neiglAr Thompson; let everything around you wear an air of prosperity, and pm will be sure to pros yr, " A via with riWit, Joshua placed his immey in his pocket book, ready to meet some other claitit upon his benevolence, Whitt he, whom he bad tons befriended, with cheerful It was vorinfonaline, utitnill -- to . 111-11ritt, BOYS' RIG TITS -11 Y f BOY. Talk about the-weal* and the dark- . and the -the--all the....reSt of 'ern ; none of 'em all am half so biAdly used as boys :ire. .knout a lot and eaq,give you all- their Mimes, Aril: .:'eUt They 'll 101 l ;you to be a boy is to he somebody without a tight in the I .You 're to• take all he sass that's given to you, tintl give none brick, 'cause you 're a Itoy. Ytta..as'e to, pay full fare. in the ears and omnibuses, 'cause you're a boy and not a child, and never have a seat, 'cause you 'yea boy and not a man. Fat lady gets in after it's all full, and looks about lice; everybody looks at yOti.,. old gentleman says : "My son," reprov ingly. Conductor saYs "Come now, you boy You 'ye paid yonr No Matter, that's nothing. You' have helm on your legs with bundles all day. Who cares—you're a boy. Now a horse has such a load giv'en to him as he can PatlT,tintl—a—ntrv/c-won'-t-takt-limi-Tor than he can - Walk, under. Ask boys what l_fr'ownfollisThink they. van carry. There's no limit to it. Who does n't know a. boy who 'does a man's work, and does it well, for a tenth of what a man would get for it. IVIso han'at se.M an advertisement for a boy who writes a good understands cosint s ;. is willing to make himself use ful ; boaram- with Isis parents ; is (inst .; worthy ; ito ohiCet ions to sitting no all night ; no Impudence , about him ; the best recommendation ; required. and two week wages. Ask hoys whether old folks do r.l:,ke as much fuss about such placbc as if they were doing, you a favor that. Nvould ,ct you rf) for life. Mtn wants a boy miy.Where? •: - 1 - our sMers don't in the parlor. Your father don't ; he always asks' if you're not vanted to do something, somewhere. You make your mother's ,head ache every tints you come near Oki la dies snap you rip. Young ladies hate boys. Young, met tease you, and gives it to you if you t,!,.cisc back. : Other fel lows--it's besathis they're aggrfivaled T know—always want, to fight, If they,. do ICY know you ; .auil wh'en you get a black-eye and ii torit,jarket, you hettr it, at home. , You look bank and wonder if von ~ v er were that' pretty little fellow in pettiebats that' every body stuffed with candy, and von n'ender whether 'you'll ever' lie a mall, to lie liked by girls, midtreated elyrkr-tliv- other - fellows, - :pa Id - fa" your work; :mil 'allowed- to do as you ehoose. Aktrd \ pm make up your mind every day not to he, a boy:any longer than Catpee sot diody complaining Unit there are "no le ye now," and wonder if they remember the life they led,. that he don't consider it.as a Subject of rejoicing. There's - only one comfort in 'it all; boys will grow up, and when, they do they generally • forget all they - went; thiough in their youth, and make the boys of theft. thy wain' hist 1 , 4 they did. Eli The' Louisville C 7tridr 7 ,lournal used to keep a young Plan oti its editorial to read poetical contributions 'and4art his, hair in tbp'~widdlq, His salary 'was fOrty dollars a week: his last quarterly report was ati follows : TABLEi-SCHEDULE A Pn!„;; . of poetry revolved,. 17,36 , 1,213 Verses of poetry ' 120,083, 110 Linie4 . 9f 10,025,80,000 blanY verve "$' 11;302,005`,201 TABLE 2-6CI/EDULlirli i••*.carl.. or, . •• 17,811 Tlio;i,•l^, - • ,` 214 grali4rafirlon9, , :3 3 888 10,010 li 4 1 . 1 W ;1 4, ...,131'9; 321011 ..;fiu,f l : i,(,) : 1 4 . 4 o:C . .t:`; 4,01. ( , :a 41 . ) o ..14:::. , ;(: , 171i,;%;( 1 .1 - )aflt . A. man whose.wife . hung,berself presence on being asked , ,whYllie , dlibuot . prevOMllie-tragedy; replied ?..."1 cut hey, -down three times last'weelc. and 't ho always cutting her down."- - "Ain't it wicicca to rob this ben roost, JIM?" " Alt I Bob, that's a great moral .question ; Hand down Vother " Harry, you ought not to thiew away nice bread lilio the ; you may want 'some dly. r . • • _ mother, would fldand an better chance of getting it then if I shciiild eat it now ?" " What shall i do to keep warm ?" was asked bye shivering, slightly drdaed young lady._ " L really.do n't know, un- Ili - e - c - Plttron - rutother - bre ast p i m l"- said a solemn looking quaker. "What did - the Israelites do-after they •ssed the 'Red Sea?" asked a superin of a Sunday " They liktleismselVes 1". said a •toieed A coupk-,, - thoroughly set(t i llows who wore pretty into the. gutter. 'isith bad whisky got for a few minutes,. Cifloundering about "Jim, let's go to anSallthrm said hotel leaks." darhey's account of a .sei. " Well, .salis,lde sermon. was upon','._ miracles of de loaves and do fishes. DO minister Said how do, 7;ood,loaVes and de 5,000 'fishes .diiided betwecn de twelve apostles, . an' do - miracle was dot dey did , A nolde.lord once askedcleityman - at - the - bottont of trio table, ''Why the goose; if there was. one, •wak always plaCed next to the person "Really,'! said lie, " I can give no reason for it ; but your quest iou so odd that I shall never see a goose a!rain without. thinking of your lordi-lirp:" At a religion , : meeting among the blacks, a color :.11 ptyncher reiinc..ted that some 'Linille!' should pray., A half wit= Imlfellow vommen'etd a it ring :tr . woi its without thoanitag. Al thi'• - the panicin raised hip head, and incinitt,l : "Whose that praying? Pat you, brndder Mo,:e? A:on let ,onn bodypray dat's better actin:tint - N . l Lortt" . • During theperformance ofata.miertnni . one -6 f = TlM'Taiiler,..il:K;ii,dr;oljw , which the leader Miserving; be cried out , : " Louddr, louder." " No attention being paid, he repeated his C01111111111(1 tip often I'.at at length the indignant Teuton threw dodo his triimpet in an'agony of passion and exhaustion, dud turning to the audience exclaimed It. is , very easy to cry luder, louder, but vere ist de vind..to come from ?" _ . hi I.kappy "Sir," said a bterdy beggar. to rt be nevolent old man. "Plea(•e give "MO n nhilliva ;. I'm hunl,i,iy, and unable to proem° food." Ras given, .when the gar, said : " You have drine' a rtobre — decii; you have shred me froth doing something that 'lie:till? I woultLhare„had to come . _ to." uit heard a good "goak" the other day, says the Fort: Scott, I'oe, on one of the young' ." bloods' . of this .city, who went down to the edge or. Arkansas on wv - I le We fir Tic a forty, and while at the party danced with one of the settler's wives. Itaci.- ensack stood it as long as he could, but finally becoming enraged, be went up tr the blood and says: "Look here, mister, that is my wife you. are dancing with." " ell, what of it?" said the blood. " Why I his ; Vowfiance_with-her-again; yote.4iiy , to her, you even i?ArS , ,hqy again, and Pll,bloiil - the tali your head .off !" " Now, look here," said the blood coolly, "Pit'yb^tlikle that umbrella set_ ling Thar: " ' "Well, spose I do?" "You handle that umbrella, you touch that umbrella, :arid I'll rant it down your throat, and : T read it!" A man was once relating a story 01 being on a lOrmotivo that struck , a cow stAntliiig on:ttie. Crack, and thre - w•lier several yaldS into the field, whore sho lit squarely upon her feet, with her bead towards the train, and strange to say she was n't hurt a mite --Fr; rl . ho look scaled'?" in rquil.tal n lis.tener. . . " Well. 1 do let knowwhother die WB9 SfM/ cd ur roil , hilt she looked a good (1&11 diseouraged.'' A. singular document appears in tlu Toledo papers, It is a yard Nom Con iud Meier, the condemned leurderer, of feringlt 9 exhibit him Self for the benefit his trill., who has Miely liecome a Ileimp; : " Uu Manitays aiui Tltirrilaj::-, I 1.1:all ln; Mippy to Fee and converse with_ any title who is willing to testify his or dier sAntparhy -by contrib. uling,Ju»veyer. town;ttAlie say port of iny'poitr, 'heal t. litoken wifuland her ihrant. I Unt uotypelled - to t.s . lt 'that the public will not i/ike Offence at' this appeal. • Illy own kilo I shall try t.Q meet, with becoming !i»;tituthi ; but, all ! it is aUguish to think that the wife ;nut child whom I love so Well will s•Joii he pointed at with scorn, as the wife and son of a murderer l" • ••' . A iblinile somnambulist, in New Haven, Corm., left her bed the 01116. night, wog to the closet, eclected the landanuni'hot ble..frour a number:of °piers, .and toile hearty draught. The cold air, or some thing else, finally awakened her,. and when she found out whabshe hadblone there was a livc:lY stirring fora doctor. :31le, Was VIA walking for several boars, and narrowly escaped fatal consequences.. lEEE X lawyer. once gad an imporianf. and thii decision dopended on the way the jury. Would regard the testimony of. ono lady. - 1-Te lost the ease, bemuse ,the lair witness WOW positiYely to an ()scorn:nee' tvhicli she .witnessed . at the' distance ~o f seiieral . i&ds,- - artitOnglt tltetk . 'Were:Stiefi , i persons who stood mush nearer than '6O hotnimt Witni,e - o2r of it.- Meked MOM' Moo - .when the iirotm•ht in Owlr t , e'rcritt, ho.rpv:Nted erf th e d 0 ,,, r 1.. a . ~ he'intim: ! mow 'who hair '7o4:` tl I,lr'a-'P.)-ii • C 1".1.10 Mill ISSII r,` 1 • , • 1 1.11e)• - 1 , :oaSC.)Ibtw:I . ; 96 . hL 2):7.;•;z 7P7 CHIPS. Ao—this " What is that askbd thu benefactor " Work !" was the,mouniftd answer. ,all c:, i;-.A ~ i i.,, :.. './01-cFi:l,, INEIRE==I ',31 1:(•,..,• • ii: ;nh ;:- ',..-0.••,1,1, 1 , 1:4: •:•:'..i. lecture .itt-alusle-,;.i.Halyißoliton., iorythe evening of , Abe rpetolior,— ,01:13ev,,tIllbert 'Haven i.l.ltra,dric. tb'r;seVe ladies ~ who ; wore' :the platform; .ameng .othersAo::7llVS:- -Ward Howe: That lady refused said:::.." " You profess to lit.:11 ter, sir, and yen lige' rovildd. WOril " Better do that niaiittin,". replied lie. " thau.to revile Jesus CliriSt..? ",I never reviled Jesns Ohriat". "You have done' your • best- to said he. " Sir," slio retiporidC: "yon. have Played the part of a .14 , and-a lA,lr_ -foon." 'our . o,ioation, ~and .your.positloll:ip sr):l4 , ty - ;:hould have made adady