EVE RA , TE§ OF ,ADVERTISWG: Ono Rouen); OLIO Ineertfoii, For each oddOlortal Insertion, For Ilerm.C,top,44.vpgtlamen,te; 1:06111 , 701freq, „ • ProfA.,nunionithraltl l oo o paper; dbituary 11011005 - and•Comnonka.., done rot tlowitir motto , a of -pH onto I nlorostn silent, 10 aonts,per tine. 3013 JißlNTliqa--iOir, Moo noatitt iri thi ou Piloss'es;iinrin uriterieliiinitod for Wain andl, , Banoy-l.wrirtc Pt ev,ory sindt iirinies :us !,?,,to.4oi.,PrJutlngiq tie . olroiitet, oticeotrui, on tiu, moot roosiroOblofttnrros, ,Person a wont biiie;:iiiiiiike;il. l lllYliiitc* no, will And IC 11, tliar'inteirrrtCo give lin'oreitrl.: • s.. PATENT AGENCY: , '0: 'L. Lceli roan, f...l.. ' 3lalu.SCrent ' Carlisle, Pa, Oliieliti4 Britwlng,x, and- proem. patent, , ; : •.. • • (. • J. W . : N. EADLEIt. A rjiiiblE, Oft.6o:lC.To. street CArl,fsle Pa. • • *-* guntitlcit . sz 'PARKER:: ' • A TTORNEVS AT LA,W. Officti on, 74411i . 5t., la 3raiion Pa.' TORN CORN MAN, .Attornuy at Law. . Office bylldlug,attabed to FranpinLlloßby, opposl , e'tlyO CoUrt llouro. , 16may - , vl.l. Iit:LTZ4OO.VER, A.12-V44IV, inid' Real V,tat.e' Agent, :4140,hordstnan. Jar:Prompt attention given to all Ltudness in antitu - - .on County and the Counties adjoining It. .lanuarjl9,lttlia.-71y. 4 1, E. ..B ELT 7AI °OVER, A ttorney at Law Wilco in South Hanover street, opposite Ilentz's dry good store Carlisle, September 9,1864. • • TAMES A. DUNBAR, AttorDey at J Law; CmMe, Pa. Office In N 0.7, Phonies Hall ATT ORAY--A'k--LA - W.-GEO . , S EMIO; 0.111c0,', to Initotr. -Building; ' .1. bnearor, Ilsq. Prompt attention paid to logal WISH of itil descriptions. 80p1 6S-13, ~. J. D. Attorney. At Law, . r srilsto, Pa. (Mee .1111 A. B. Sharpe, Entli„ 17, South Ilanor,or Strekt Marl 7 —ly. TOS 2 PE RITN ER, Jr., Attorney at t Lu ry mud gurVeynr, - MPO.toloshurg, P. Urnoo ou Hall Road Street, two door.: north of ti n Bank. • Mlfusl neon promptly attondrd to. July 1, Bat M 1L1,1 , 11{. Attorney at Law. • ()Oleo in Mennen, lovilttlou huroodin'ely op proae the. Court llou,o. 29nov 67 ly CA.111),--01 - IAII LES. V,. MA tuailms, 11111, iu the . .00m 11,:tnei1v unt•oplc,l 1. J tl 11111,, July I, 186.1-Iy. • „ AnOrney :It Law, liarll3lo, 1`3., No. h 11311 Julr 1.1136•1-1 s. • WILLIAM. KENNEPY, Attorney at, Law Nn., F ith ,/nrltot SIIII:tre. Noun. . Apri I'l9, WM. B. J3UTLEII, Attorney at Law and Bulled States Claim Agent, CumPerland CuuntY, Pa. Pensioim, Bounties, Back Pay &e,, promptly collect. ad.- Applications- by mail will receive -Innuedlate• at tentiom and the props blanks for War ml. No bra required until the claim Is settled. Feb. 17th, 1857—tf. , DR. GEORGE S. SEA MG FIT, Dentist, n Ow Batt' is • more Collogs of-boittal flttrger,T. rt.ollitto at the. rtatideaso of his ttt bouthotatreat; tit ritetbssrETtrilra -- Ittstlforl July 1. larti. . . LI - ;O. W. NM Dion, II: D. S. . k , 3r_ _Lm.:k Datilnußti atm . vtripe , ra t t - t l l l - : , 11,uti 0 rfor cliC . ' N3V,Vii 7 'Zi ii:alt:n7,;g, ( ; °leg° ni? Niko ,0 111,..N1 dO 11 ee .- .".... : re,'.l. ' 4 nCteet l',llsltt, Va. ppoNit,. Marlon 111111. .Intl t, S. M. Corm. I) E'k I 15; J 0 B 8 , 8 11 S hosiery, Gloves, Policy (1. nds and Statilmory ovlll.tereirs prompt 'Mention. 11, Enuth lialimer tit. ta.stgentr. 11.volloo AIIIX Omar 68 13-. ~ M ~ MILLINER DRESSM 11 i 1; U, , No. 19 South Pitt Street, C'nrli le. Pn N. D.,Agent for Staten -Island Dyeing. EstnbliFih- Inapt. 24np1kil O. .` DR: yfrEo. GRADUATE Or PENU'A. COLT.EOE OF DENTAL SUROERY DEXTIET, Heal:mathlly Informs the °Mune& of Carliele and el. elnlty that ho hag taken thn olllee Nu. 25, West Main Street, lately ocoupla by his Father, wllere ho to pre. pared to*attend to all pruferelonal hnslness. Art (d hiardozoh '' .. , . 7 be, war Do. do; , to !flexitime well the itttlole you 11.1211,,Vt.(1" O y ReA `IIOIL MMMIZE ME i.f. ; -, ;-.,rcr.r .~ ME =I NOTICE, [i~!!1 ; ;41,64 6 s FrpFt,l49 EL p?tia Olaf.) 0.. OLD GRIMES. MEI ;• -•I, Cid Primes Is dind, Oat poor old ahead • ; Wa ne'eFlikalliibti Illm.niot ; 01; •- " • • Re used to wear; ful9/d,10;97:9944::,f, . 1,14 rebel siOltllhris wore, Ila somothws,phringad:bhtslylo,of dreas; As othoKtuidpl 'do; ' ' ' • ' ' "FoNvlturt his•tisto.wrklolutited,lttes;,,i,l .; 1 11 '' ,110 wore a suit of blue. UM•‘)'' bowels pfnompaailqn,and . , , 1 Ells other kind, were ]6 'tre; . , ' • 'ine turned his Riad to'' We's Land,- • :; And follqived. off {I goose. , Ito nevorddltditilt . i Except in danger'n hour; Ate heart 1M61111434'111th gontht • ::. r, Ws temper it Ivas sour.. . Ho bad trbninatuid , lofty , Which , •-•-•'", c' Unwarpml by )ova 0'1)01E, ; .-•••• . When puro'ot'lyortb he' etnyvo•toNitd, ' • Ito soughf it in itinteelfi • UM 'mighty' by tio r doilito' , ...'7 l, 3' • • For °hoop unloose - was swayed; • ; ?•' — 'll6llcOnidared the Jonheon mite. . DocousObo'could,noi MAI. • To gowgait'bo Nine nof Nor anylboholt.thiom , • „ On jonele :lover sot ''," 'Except a whiskoy ring; ' • To hoop the causO of floodom,wholo, No litborml with d trim • • '• Ito was his corty's vary soul= Because 'twos sold by him. „ „ ed.w tlie - dentitOttdiVitig worse, ' l 'l And robbed by thiovieh vcainps; • ' , _ ..--ile-grieved s -but,oponed Edo ids - pintifi= - • And gathered lu.ttie etampe. , With eloquence ho novoraought • Tha public ear to bore; ' • Pelting on too world no brilliant thought, • Pot fifty years or more. • heitid pay all palmed nay, Tho men of nobler clues; But Ito behold one ovary day ; llylooking to the glum- . But poor Old Crimea In badly played— . Perhaps It le as wall— • . And now Ma Glands are sore afraid That be will go to—Chicago! lii noble deeds he tool; a pride; And whin he sonic to rent, With one accord the people elicit, • lite but oet-woe , bls best. - His country could, not roaliv!o _ _ 'That lt - sotortiOrtibOri.lf; 6.00 n it ion hled.t.o deafly )tire Tho t . ocnney he loft. - - - • Fo potent wag htd ennui . and fame, That when ho mused to gnida. -- -The - wort/I, lt`weg.s.ed along the same r` As if lie WO not died., Ito often sald ho hopod to sec) Tbo down of boltor thorn; not roared t loot dny could never be AVuldil the !ifo of (Mmes. =• •`' With quaint rid tales ho stored his mind Lot's bop° beyond this vale, Ile may sumo kindred spirit hind, • . Who has a quaintpid tail., • 2 ;Pato pride within his bosom burned-- - lie, noble son ma; he; . r. ILo .old (f ever fulls° he - tumid, A sonuloir, ho would be. ' The country around had noror hoard - Or Itt.otrir iirftin.e a thing Aa noco t heigl,or Grimes occurrted— • • Rio (dii Caine in,tha Spring, - Death came; - In Ids ombraco to clasp, This man witrbouore:ripof On uOICO - tith - 1 1.6 held hid grasp. ' _ - ilutt died of Johnson's gripe. Add nOt`ii i ali3ll.l4 irdend nodgone, _,.-A_pcordo whom ho duped. .• IVID.WrItr upon Mu corner-stone .11 - ero 11. s a - shystoil, seOuped." - Too $1111.150 11 ounua. .04the {llo,Pralriw, Muy, 1869. • a gliscellaneops, JENNY'S CITY BEAU Miss Jenny Wayland was a peculiar girl.' At leash so said ho friends; and if they know nothing about it, who does? It was the verdict o; the dear live laindred in Pain ville. If 'asked in what she differed from they-wuulddivmbeon at is loss to Say. Taking - n view of Mir as she walked or drove through the town, a gentleman would ,have noticed, first, that she had A bright, pleasant way, a good color, ) and a symmetrical figure; second, that, she considered herself as the proper I guardian of horsqlf, and would not delegate the authority to dtherS; third, that she dressed in. good taste, not gaudily, but in lors 'which harmonized with' each other lid with, her complexion: The, young la dies voted her queer, and-at the same time tried to ' imitate her--a sure sign that ,libe was popular with, the gentlemen; • and w after all, the voice of the daughters.'of Eve . to. the contrary notwithstanding, they' do-like to have the gentlemen notice thein, - and . make it the aim of their lives.—. Probably this - sentiment, Will bring down upon the head of the, author ,the, anathema of all workmankihd who read it; but that author Considers himself safe by reason of distance." WhlErhe has written, he has written I , It Beenacl; however, that Miss Jenny did not care so Much ler admiration as hovfmnale_ sumect that made her a favor ite. Then, she could talk , wall. Most gentlemen like good talkers, even if 'they can tall: - wolf themselves. They 1111 up the, awkward gaps in a conversation nicely' where a company of people who exhaust the current topics .of the day and are not in love with each other would be at fault. At the, present time Jollity, was in deep desolation. All'tvonien ilo4their troubles, and she had hers, in the slaPii of an impor tunate admirer who - did riot suit Ifoi;-31-ic Chester Audley was a typo, of a class_not pacitliur to any particularcity; a young man of:good Who ha I :inherited tho fortutio without• tho family Brains. 116 spent-it grpat acid of his time in combing hill 'hair and Tutting the Onds cif 'his blonde tenstache. Ills face was of the milk, and water type ,so ofton soon in cities, , for -boovas like a plant grown in a cellar, .And had'spent aIL his life, from boyhood to the twentylilve, in /V Orowdodcity, How lie over came to Painville is'a.mootod gees-. tie tog , i n 'common -witialto people ther6-- Their - mode of life was .net his, their tunuseipents,, wearied,. him,, 'and their' flesh; healthy 'faces, w,Ore a, 'source ',of weirdi.to him. But the mnroing train 'had. 'landed:him in pal,nvilldde months . ba t ', fore, - together: with three 'enormous'ntrunks; foup hat-boxes, and, a iiishiti4,red ? Nt.t,thot he Over 'fiSled; 'but, it 'WIIB, tho i style :to carry', fishing-Me. lo into, the-country,' and he'ivai:. not the man to depart ono with frOm' the .usages of ilee : lety:' .E4hho brotight his" pale' faCo/his langhidetnilo; and his killing ~sir into the society of the And oxpoct i od all,.thnro i to yield to their, e was disgusAa tho :flised to beinstbillilied at' his. triagiiitioen6e.' .It is , doubtful'wethorto Would! havo stayed! twa days in,tho logo c but for,one.eircimkr • stoneu. Iti,,other L days,, whon, young. men, wore gifted • with 'brains: his father had ,known Mr. Wayland in college, and g,u'vo his son,' tho brainless, ~a 'letter ;01 1 'i M ntro"dua oe. 'AIr. Wayland, been trian - td - busi= uteSs, looked him clover With SIMI(); ' ' , and 'Oaths to, tho coneltisidn that,thitifiYgling•dan , , dy4 . 4, inherited „nothing,. of,the, sterling gOod sense which bad cliaractorized his old, college Mond. But ho asked to Stay' itt his-hobttio while in to wm. rootna nt the !hotel, and, though lie • had ibot-. they,word,speaking Jenny came and `the Youtie niita waiiln stontly enslaved. illi: 7 WaYhindiniroclnced: him, and' told hor 'take httn ttr charge, as lid hod :business Watteruh to; .1, .td-141x:40.viRg lout, :Afrf,...Attalny,aautid shoi ---- glancing,Tht bits filegant , ,cotra9. "Would Lou oars .to*"tiiii)b through'''"' the 75". ',! . . !Ohestinital3iontod,l , tirid-ftlioYiwent Onto to thmcarriagOK—.ClheSter..loo4ed.atfthe.spiryed , ~tentnt, l l ll* -I t 4ling..nYt, s t F10bt.,14400 MEM t; ?; di MEM ME , . dilated nostrils, and wandered where . the driver was. scollop man," said ho.. 'There . , "There is 'no man," she replied. - in tended to drive them Myself:: , "You!" said 'Chester, in unaffected as tonishment. "Why it's impossible! You don't mean it 1, You can't arise that team! Det me do it!" a • ?'lf you like," she, said. "But I can manage them easily' enough." 'Ho took the roue in great trepidation, and the horees knew, that be was'no match for them. TheY pranced, tossed their heads, and tugged at tlie,reins in a manner far from plessOnt. ...“What makes them.aot so ?" he stud, look ring.at Jenny, who was amused to see the wander in ,which held the reins. "Don't you think we had better have a man ? , I dnii't dike the way they act, do you ? What makes him toss up his• bead so,? It's a's ' much as I can do to hold - the mum:. Whoa, thorn; when Don't you bear met' That's 'ri'wleions Jenny. 'You 'should sell Win; you'sbould indeed Diamonql,. I could not think of'it. If youwill - allow Me to say it, you bold yotte , hands too far apart,n'nd - too higliim." ;- .His attitude might, indeed, in the eyes of a turfmala have been open to censure, as he held - his ban& abolit: half a yard ' apart and fiearly,,o7l:a 'level with. his breast. The horses, usually gentle, though-full of spirit; became annoyed at the jerks "ho gave the reins and the timid voice' of, the driver. They began to lay back their:ears and stop 'Out. : Chester looked at her in despair. "Give - me the -roins,tisaid ..ionny• - .Ho gaVe them up willingly. The Moment the huzises henreher.voice, arta felt the firm but gentle hand upon the .ribbons, they ceased the demonstrations which had so appalled. the, young man, and dropped into the usual steadyi swinging trot, A young man stand ing by the curbstone had been looking with. e.nsiderable astontshrhent at the manoeuvres of Chester and was laughing as they passed, ..Teeny pulled up. "Oh, Will I" she said, "will you please to come there a moment ?" Chester looked at her in surprise. He had_ no conception of-such a breaelcof etiquette as this. _A„young lady calling to a young man from a carriage, and styling him I"—While ho was deep in the vale of astonishment the young-gentleman came td the side of the carriage.- -He-had a pleasant face, brown, but cornely, broad - shoulders, and' arms like a blacksmith. youride.??: huit•ll.r. Aridley: DR come; Will." •.1.. don't Mind," said he. ( "You will take the back seat, tsuppese. Mr. Audio.) , don't much, I see. ), • They changed places„ rind Will Battiburn took thif;reins. It was plain that ho want ed to terrify the dandy, if possible, and oven Jenny had never - seen her horses go 'so rap- Id.y. Glancing at Chester she saw he WilB clinging to the seat with all his . mighsLiu4l - calcul a t injuries he would receive when the crash,. of which. he was certain, mine - One thing annoyed bini,that country follow on the front seat enjoyed his fear end, was driving in that way on purpose. ~ •Don't—don't.you' think they are going a little too fast ?" he managed to say. "I don't mind it myself:: but you - might get "I am used to, it," she replied. "Will alvitt,yk,driies in that way. I- can't. stop But Will Stopped of his own accord at length, setisiled that he had give Cheste.r a lesson in driving. If Jenny had- not boon in the carriage there is no telling to what extent he Might. have gone on. There pro bably would have been a upset. Froth that. time Chester had no thought' of leaving Painville. Wherever Jenny went there he was sure to go, like Mary's lamb, immortal ized in verse. Will first endured him, And then began to get annoyed at his pertinacity; for it was understood in Painville that if Jenny married any Offs it' would be Will Rath bUrn, :and they were rather pleased than otherwise when a shadow fell on his path. He could not think that Jenny really liked the fellow. But then it• -was not P1,(1.14.5049,.....b.a.va1titu—a1way5-imther-Wa wilt used to enjoy an evening at Wayland's, when Jenny would sit 'down' to the z ,piano and sing the dearest old 'songs in a 'sWeet low voice, which he had learned to-love ,dearly. And now,, to have this exquisite with his perfumed hair, his blonde mousl niche, and his -sickly smile always in the way wits very annoying, to say the least, Chester had a certain quiet tenacity in following anything . which really amused bini, and Jenny was, something different .from the Women he hadi met: There was a freshness abclut her, a vivacity and sparklp in conversation, which made the 'worn-mit thing he salted hie heart beat with new life. The*people ir. Painvillo talked, as people in countg towns will talk, about him and her and'W,ill. People in country towns enjoy scandal. - .ln the city - Obi - little oPisode might haVe gone, on, and the people 'in the next house would have known.nothing . about it. i This sort of ,tattling anaeyed'Jenny at last, and slio Was - mere civil to Chester than ever. She Sid not dream that his, Attentions were any thing serious. Put at hist—she-saw,-as , others did iitt • • • ' kept-him the, town. She lied - won a white elephant. .What to' ilo with . the beast she did not know. And ,'there Will' Was going about. with a gloomy, ' misanthropic face, and talking of California ns desirable places of residence for a young man who has his way to make 'in the world. It is a noticeable fact that I most young mod, when the world goes bard with them, talk of impossilile places in an easy ,way which is refreshing. , earlyautumaraild the piling .peo pie got up a nutting Excursion. Will was there:-,no party was, complete without him. -Chester came in all his glory.- in Company with Jenny... lie had made up his mind. A man must nitarry sometime, and mightto worse than marry Jenny Wayland. Ho never dreamed of the possibility of a refu sal. That was not In his books. Jdnny ' was in ,a fitful mood', changing like an April -day. He could not have chosen a more in auspicious time.. She was full of life when .theyeame tti the woods, but lost leer spirits when- elaatiowaNslls-leaning.against a tree, lajkiiig for strict& or China, and ready to tog.up, A ponay which it should be. .He bid been 'debating whether giving Cheats thinehing might not do his business, but was balked by the fact that Chester ' would not take effenca at anything. .• c'Will'ltittliburn," said Belle. Sayres, a -pretty.little hoyden of the party,- ado you wine, here this moment! W hat -410 Y. Oll . moua Sir,'ln looking as if you-would like to cut-sornobody's threat?" .1. such a. desperado I said ho forcing a laugh. "What do 'you Want me to-do?" laGo,up_that 'tree and shake Willis in stant, .OW do yeti suppose we aro .to get' -a , H ny ,riutoEy.ou, maTof. , Hera are your gljmbfng irons put them on atOne . q.", IbiebOyOdalowly jenny Came uti for *vial by.loftester, just' as be"took the -seednd ironj . • . .; qnr-heri yon, would ,I Ike to ,try said , h-,, ;on:4loay. ofrothl the,irmrtm.;Oliest-, r"Ate'' I.' ask' :what it' Anything to alaidy?"-siaid - Cheste. ' -t'aust to:eliditi that tree :aria - thresh it,'-' • 'Said- Bolle,-,pointing, to a eheitriut;whieti was Wreck feet,in diameter : at the butt, and with-. or& litribe'td tee, height `4.forti feet, 7 • 1 , .D0 you, think I' min ft''' squirrel?" inkintled Cheater. 4 crou . Must examie, onnnotigo:up-that trop." . . :Wili•put,oa thertronanct'slting's .pole on hls wrist. In five minutes he „was in the tree, and the broWn liiits rattling, down; That trasery time!, : .top andl.'luembed stiek ~dayN. and now, when - we sti.hy solitary fires, or toil through hours. . of, beidness, or'lidre'evenAdhoeki, the tnom- . .gries of,thoso 443% milleoruo`again,,tind wo feel our hearts grow fresher though ; Our heads =growing gray. •• • ' . . .t.. :' , .• 1 T , .. ', I : . ' . 1 ' 17f:'.li.fl , ' .. Ni ',...1 ' .3 , ', ~, '+' - \ , l' -. % •,, , ; r:; ', .. I s. 1 44. . 10),, ,ir, , ... _ ;,,,. ' , 1: • , : , 1•1 1 1 , : . 1 :.1•:: .0., , , , . , . . . , • . ._ . .•,.• , . , MIMI TERMS 7.-42,00 in. Advance, or $2,60 witt4n the, yely. _ Mil ttit .t °lt was ra Matter, •of , some surprise that wherever Chester Placed himaelf,hogehurrs would persist in striking him. , It.was bey. &Walesa true... Will,eame down when the tree waist:ripped, the boys who hed.climbea other' trees did the some, 'ancrtho'nuts were gathered and put in.,the the.. wagons... Then came dinner. They found „a grassy, plot by the side of the stream; tlid dinner:pane Were brought out, and the wierri Meal, vies !Bei This,done, they paired ,off in the, unaccountable Way' yoUng people buds, and rambled about for some: hours, Belle Bay res and Will, *ere together: Chester kept Jenny Jenny hia tells.. They found 'a 'piece, by thelriver where the water fell over a high blink, and drooped into a deep pool below., The sides of the stream were Of loose slate. 'Jenny sat down upon ,a log; and leaning . her elbows on ,lier. knees looked dreamily out into thew_oods , paying little heed to Chest ,er!s stale compliment-I.' But be had , been waiting, for some such opportunity as this. "Miss Jenny." he said, with refreshing coolneas"; - "I liave ooneluded J 'to marry.,A ma n must r.make 'som e sacrifices; le, musin 'deed." 4entily hardly beard him. 44 A'person of my standing _datil'iM is ex &eta to marry a city woman: but I dtin't 'know that • they aro any , better. A .girl from the country can learn , what to do in society, and people are not dohand on them . .. "They are vory-kind,l' said Jenny think ing, at the sanlo time, "what can the block head:mean I" - "Of course you understand me," said he.— "There is no other girl out of the 'city I would marry: - Therels a certain ' form to beg' l:me through with. Will you Do my wife?" . , . . 'am Sto understand that You - do me the honor to ask ine?" said a Jenny exasperated by- -his . manner. ' , Then, with,. my _best thdnks for the high consideration you have Shown in the offer; I beg•loave to decline." Chester started up in astonishment, for-. gating how marlin stood-to the -bank. His feet.touched the loose slate. In an - instant, grasping vainly at empty space, ho plunged into the deep pool below the waterfall, and dlsOpeared from view. A ringing 'laugh soutideld from the othdr bank,. and Bello Sayres appeared, followed by Will who had seen the whole performance. Will dropped down on the edge of the • pool,: and grasped_ the discomfited hero by the collar. A ' mo ment after ho _stood_on._dry_land. But, Ichabod thy glory find departed. He nev er spoke; be mathrno sign but, turtling on his heel, left them to their own devices. Belle, with great discietion, had distippeared and Will stood by Jenny'sl4ide._ - "You would not have. the dandy, then?" said he.- "Did you think it for a moment?" shore plied. "Will you marry me?" ho said. "I love you; and you need not go to the city to learn manners." "I have a mind to say No, to pay you for that speech," she said, putting her band in his. "You have been cruel "to me, but I will not be to you." Chester Audley,returned to the city. He detests country girls-to-this day GEN. 13LAIR IN HARTFORD• • " The Hartford-_ Post, - one-of the treat digaified and candid . papers in New-. England,. makes itself responsible for the iollovving - statement. We abould hesitate long - before giving such a charge to' the public-on less trustworthy authority "General Frank. Mir, ctho Democratic candidate for Vice-Prssident, made a speech in this city on :Monday evening,,March 26, 18.67, the following is au extract: "Blair—Terr Chtizetta: The free'd'm of Now England the free'd'm—the Con'- ecticut river's redush'd to th' workAhops of New England' Vtdee—!Dry up! The principles of 'r fathers discrim'nate 'r government from the monar(hic) Ms-of 'r r old world, and we hrve to corn ebstlutwnmt t 1 1 --zz.voltaß of—lib ty and 'r pursuit of property ! "[Great confusion in the hall. Cries of 'Put him out,' etc.'] "Blair (smilingly)—' 0, no don',t put m' ,out. He'll be 'put out, when ho lot's no tlAt he wants to be put out. [Great laugh- Zlert]'" I say; don't put 'm out. There such as thing as publie'rpinion, and Ha man op poses public 'rpinion, had makes a nuisance of m'self, be'lteitted—he will." "[Rem the chairman whispered' to him, and. Blair smiled in a stranue manner.) "Blair—'Thegov'ment no hinger msts— they have stfb'stuted for it a gov'mont of .congressional disereshun—that Congress without, ref'rence to con'su'shun has prow ceedod enact. laws in violation of con'rlle shun, by which the con'su'shun is qiiely 'a'nilated.' Several voices.—'Rah for con'stulkun.' [Laughter.] "Blair—Tarr citizenal shay-- (Hero he was interrupted by violent his ses and stamping in all parts of the ball. ' .._"."Tha chairman waved --his hand_ 000mor for the crowd to be pa- tiont 'fel'r citizens, I shall not de tain you but a—' [lllore - stamping and hissing, and the chairman waved his hand again.] , “Blair—'.l. wish say that this thing(?) is to destroy 'r government which has been 'r wonder and admiration of the. 'r world:' '[ 6 l.;ond hisses woro given, And there wog great confusion. The chairman lifted up,. his forbfinger,._this-time•besecchingisq .citizens. Before— • ~ [Violont applause and hisses.l Con'su f shun'— . ~ [Cries for '.Doolittle,' proWeitions.! u[RenoWed hissing and great disorder!) "[The Chairman—'Order, gentlemen' or der'' I' . . • "Blair—'lt is not true the people .of 'r South'--[Lon continued hissing and mock applause.] . 4 .Tho'Cliairman— , i beg you gentlemen to be so kind las to bear tho argummit.olour gallant(?) friend, does not deal incise larnation. . • "Blair--. 4 ask you'-7- “[Hore theeonfusion WAS': so groat that the meeting threatoned to broali up in a row, and may left the boll.) • . any;iliese negroes ... B, A ToieeD—n - the fingers; let thorn go and give ue,. . something . elso,lShouts •of IttUghtor.]” ' "Blair—' We.tait e t 'lot them' go!,— !'Satpo 'Onlco—'We., hoar dnuff.TALaugh toe.; ql3lhir thenl.direeted ''lis remarketo 'gm indiyidual who bad . interruptlsd•.himi tend bib pountenanee, indicated that lto enjOyed the opisOde.r ' ' (turningngain to to tho audionao) , "- 'bit • r[Great'confuslon, an ones of, own !Pry up! with hisses and stamping.. . 7 note a' gentleman on'ther' , :atagis tentert‘ed witirthio chairman, Blair meantime, trying. to got-the attention of erciird'.) ' "Blair—q.l.Wps going, on to. say ihat;thesO .neigroes: [groat shouting:i. Butas yoU'll not 'hear ine, 1 1 11 givci , ' ! ,4 .11e-then eat down;:: 4::freatly to ..'tho!reitef. of:overybody in the " ; • iTho same paper ; p:4tselsoWliera ;ilr fo)liiviing copy of ihe hill' 'Or 111 i: - P.; 'Blair; 4. 1, dt , ',*the• th 4 iVfor 4154' 7 'daysi' , ' stay !tit that. "two: days', board.: $10; Whops sta. whie• ihis Any Nat on the , speedix I . ' , • . If abeam, coixlpe-..010r meat, :what sompe 'after cheese? A plonFe, . . . SWMut, in ApOtto.,i j Wily iff an Englishman' likellineteen shil ? Because ho is .under eoverelgo. • - When Is a • vessel like a itroTvned - clog 7 When it - isa sahlreAbark. , • • Why is a tight shooliko a' flee strummer? Because it makes tlie pint grow,. Ati.hy aro istomenlike boots ? • Becansa Ole younger. 09 sweeter. ' We sapposo'hullets graze men sometimes beeduse therknorr Via; an flesh is grass... NO. 33. _ . Are thoso it pair ofrAco-liores ? No, otily Wiittir of draweiks: - • ' ' • . • un t , Pudertalsb to tbr - koni wife's Vciiirtrieg 4w.ppld water on wif into hot, , ~ u nices youi . tvant'to,,g6t , Why are country-girle'cbeekp like well. 'printed cotton ?- 1 -Because they tiro Wari•ant ed to wash and. keep their'color. Why does .a m ..on injure his. statuu,..hy .eneourriging the growth: of hid whiskers ?-‘- .Beenuse ha begins to grow down: . • 'Who is it that is in'tU-o situations at once ? A lover,-for, when' he is beside his fair one, 'be is equally beside hlms,elf. • Why is.an English onearid sixpence, like au aversion to "moil' change?" ricraitie "'‘liiiii.stg-pcnce" (eighteen-pence). - baye heard but orti - tre — ad tioinaii that "kissed. her dim," but there are thbnoands of young, ones that' kiss great oalves. "Husband, I must have - some change to day,t. "Welly stay-at home - and take care of the children; that will be change enough, .anyhow." . . . .Very True.—A western editoriliinics hew ing, girls cannot' be expected to compete With sewing machines, for they,havon't such iron constitAtions. 'Vanity Fait. *pounds the following: Why was it very strange for John; Bunyan to be the author of "Pilgrim's Progress?"— Because ; all other buntons, that ever wort. hard of, itaredg the progress' of pilgrims. orwiat women and 'wine,' Man's lot is so smail t "Pis wine makes his head ache, And, woman his heart." *inn :Voltaire was terdthaka friend of his wss studying to become a physician, he exclaimed Will he be.to Mean? Ile will have to thrust drugs of which he knows little, into a body of which be knows leSs." AN IrishAdvertisement.—lf the gentleman who—keeps a snoe-shop with a red_lread, - will - return — the mmbrella.of a. lady With - an ivory handle, he will hear of something to her advantage. "De.witTna," said an exquisite, the other day; "I want you to tell me - what t can pot in my head to make it right.'' "It wants nothing but hrains,P said the physician. attorney-an being balled upon to ac" count for having acted nriprofessedly in taking-less - than h1.5" - usnn7Pfece - ii:Otn his client, pleaded that he took all the MG)! had. Be woo thereupon honorably acquitted. "SPE - ARINII of shaving," said a pretty girl to au obdurnte'eld latehelor, - ylibOuld thihk that a pair of hattAsome eyes would be the best mirror to slave by." "Yea, many a poor fellow has been shared by them," the wretch replied. Loos'. well to your daughters! Sparks falling upon your h6uses are often less dan gerous than those coming into it. RED noses nre lighthouses to 'scarrivoy figers on the . sea IA life off the coasts . of Alniagn, -Jamaica, Sauta-Cruz'ond Holland. Tan saying that "there is rnore pleasure in giving than receiving" is supposed to apply to-licks, medicine and advice. A wag recently apponded to the - liaCtif market regulations in Cincinnati :—"No whistling insage-stallsAl------ A German writer says, -thieves are so scarce in this country that the authorities are_Aiften compelled- to offer rewards for them. . Tr your sister, while engaged with her sweetheart, asks you to bring a glass of water (rote' an adjoining room . , start on the errand but you need not retnrn.. Yov will - not he missed. Don't forget this, little boys! Two youn g ladies were promenading.the street recently when one of them slipped and'cafne down on the icy pavement. Jump ing quickly up, she exclaimed, sotto roee:— .Before another winter 1111Ve a Lorin to bang on to; see if I don't!" "Lei go tys jiialgzej_„qui,w,...bat,ge+; Erie captain of an eastern packet to a raw hand, as ft sudden squall came up. "Wlit's all that yelling about 7 I ain't toughing ydur jib 1" honestly retorted Jon athan. A little boy being asked in Sunday school "what is the chief end of man?'. answered "the end.w•hat's got the head on." Is' you wish to learn your defects, quarrel with your best frig - 41d, and you will be sur prised to find what a villain you are even iu the estimation of a friend. Toe recent marriage of Mr. Day to Field presents this singular anomaly, that although heyrtined the ficht,she 9007/ the day. "MY yoke is easy and my burden is light," as the.young fellow said when his girl 'wee sitting in his lapavith her arm around his neck. . , , MANY persons are in advitnee'of their, age, but an old main generally manageg to be about ten years behind hers. , a r, sai a young lady o n gentleman who had, just kissed her.— q:/h,well, my doer miss, 7 will soon make t plural." • "I'n jnst like to see SOU," us the blind mad said to the polinemnm when he told him,he'wotild take lain the st?tiole-house if he dill not more on. A Prenchman, wishing to speak -• cream of the English poets, forgot the Words, and said !hie Gutter-of "pacts"' he fairly clouted . the English language. bed wish :1 could' be cured of 'yin; in bed so late in the. morning,' said a. lazy husband, lounging upon-hispillow. "Well, I wilt lip the wator-ours," said his wife, ,fkonring a bucketful on him. riv was seid_in the olden time that the - body was more than the raiment ; but now the raiment is often n.grertt deal more Omit '4 the body and five tiniesi,na.ma In circumferenee. ~,• poclagogue was about to flog a, pupil for Itaxin'g-'saidlM Was a fool, wh'en' ibe boy cried ont "Oh; don't I don't! I won't call j on so any more I I'll never say what I think agaid iu all'tho•days of my life." RobelliOns in the UnitedlStates ~ Sincce4the ,: organization of the Vederal , : .ooiliiirtrhent there InN'd been ten .attempts made to resist itS•nuthdrity. The first was ' in 1782, , and was a conspiracy of some of thn Officers 01 1 the Ftdornl army,' to consoli liAte ilicliiirtoon States'intwone, and" con- ' fertile ,supronne ; power en , ;Washington. 'Tim second s was In '.1787 7 • called "Shay's • Insurieetion," 'in'lSfaSilachuictill. .ThOthird mil In.l7o4v,popOlarly callocb"Tho Whisktr Thsurrlption. of Ponnsylvania.'.', The, fourth inetinde vied 1'11'1814; by the; Ilardlo'rd'iain-/. ,vtintion'Foderalista.• , The fifth, , ' on "w soh;; 'ocoasisn the'ditforent,ecctions of; tho,O,n on ) 'carne nito , ciAlisten, was in`lB2o; Under' be' administration of l'iosident Idenroe; •and‘. ,oacurFed,o9,the, question of the acirmsBloll.: thf, Missouri into the tnion. The sfrh'lval . , a ' collision ~,b ritweery the ..Legislature'. 'of ." Georgie and, the FodOral-Opiernment in,ro= •gord to certain lands &lye!) by the latter to . thb'Orook Indians. 'Thoinivpnthivis:in 1880 .witiL.tbe,Cherokees in GeoNia..,Tho eighth *an tho morraorable Nullifying Oidinanco of .., Soutli'tlarolina , 1882:' ' , The ninth tine in i 1:114; 'and ..ocburrod In.:: RhOdo,:island;'bq , - . ; ... tnmen the “Suffrage Asioeiwtioa",Jand the State authorities,. The tenth' ,*as iit.lBso, <''. 'on the loart , of the ..151orrtfonsi' who - .resisted " tho,Vcderni,autbority. ~.. ~ ) ~ - 1 . 1 ~- •. . ...:.- 'Vile eliwentli ivas the 'war‘Vaged,unen tie ITiliert:StatetlauthOrithe,,?by'thollifiiVehol- ; 44re , ,,t41°04/ 1 14 , fl.neric , :gov.,ernment , .w , hoso corber stonoti oted be the yierpotant enalaiiit , Mont of humon'bolngoi ', ~ , i ~ :', , • ~ ' ,' El El