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SUMMER ARRANGEMENT
- May 2tOh, 1868.
GREAT TRUNK LINE 011031 TIIE North and
NertMWdst for - Philadelphia, New 'York, Reading,
Pett ovine, Tamaqua, Ashland, Lebanon, Allentown - ,
Easton, Ephrata. Litiz, Lancaster, Columbia, Sc., Ac.
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At 2.60, 5.26, and 8.10. A. IL, and 12.40, noon, and 2.05
9:36, P. 51,.rtnecting with similar Trains on the Pon n.
stylvania Rail RoadoGELariliing at. Now-York at. 6.00,
10 00 and - 11,60 A. M., and 3.50, 7.40, and 111.3 Q .p. M.
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P. N. Prattle without change. ,
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RHEEM &.DIINBAR, Editors and , ProprietorS
MISUEL ANEOUS-
Jr BEALAND VALLEY HORSE
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TheTh,ove MoromyThas been orgeSlaeilhe
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WILLIAM 111'OLEI.141N,
. rice President.
W, F. SADLER
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Applleations fr r Ineuroner ran be motto. to
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CarPnle Pa
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Cr to J. E. JOHNSON, Artilary, Shlppeneburg Pa
Bmny 68-Iy. ' •
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Coal of all kinds, embracing
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GROSS' 'UNRIVALL - ED
LINTMEYT I
After several Years' experience with T k,..._1
this preparation, the subseflber places . c
It berme the public in the • confident
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belief that It will meet every reason,
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al blly ,
Ida expectation. A . - fair tel ti will cony _
vince the most skeptic of its so eri tS'• inn i ,
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iiFor bruises, cuts, festering sorra,
fistula, sparin, sprains, swellings, &c., in homes, It
has proved an invaluable remedial agent; while its
t;flicacy In curing diseases of the human RCA such
ad frosted limbs. cuts, sores rheumatism, baron,
scalds Foe., has been tally tested.
For fain at Homers Grocery More and Hugh's
Confectionery Store. '. 22may Ob-Gel.
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S E K S •
. Tincture of Roots
WILL EFFECTUALLY CUBE
Dyspepsia or Indigestion, Disordered Stomach and
Liver, CostivetiessAmpurity of the Blood, acad.
nolie, Vertigo or Giddiness, N. tvous Debility,
Fevei and Anne, Incubus on. -Nightmare,
General Debility, Cramp, Colds, and
Pains in the Back and Side.
•
This Is not a now Medicine; the - tecelpt for niaking
It Was brought from Germany to Baltimore,. Md.,
over fitly years ago by Mr. Klein, who introduced it
among it few of his German friends .and neighbors,
who, finding It to be an Invaluable remedy of the
abate diseases, recommended lt'to others, until It
became, end still continues, to- be, _aiu household
medicine of a large portion of the Germans of Bain
__ -
orßoote is compose - Al — of - VD
Juices of a number of the meet valuable roots, null
seeds known to the medical facial ly. with a suffici
ency of pure old rye whiskey to make -ode of the
most effectual Tonic Tinctures ever- offered. to The
public. Every person should - use it every , Spring
Summer-and Fall to purify the bleed,_ give _tone _t•
the Stomach and.lnviggrate the system, •
TESTIMONIALS
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The Rev. Geo. Hunter stye
- I do hereby certify that baying used one bottle of
Shark's Bitter Tincture of !toots, I have found it
inraltiable for the stomach - - bowels, It releivod
me of pains. nausea and costive.ss and created tin
excellent appotitdi. I confidently recommend it to
all as a reliable niedleinc. CEO. HUNTER.
Jan. 27th BMA.
Raving peon nlllict6d f r some time with dyspepsia,
costfreness, lose of appetite, and Mineral prostration
of the sy stem, I used Shork's Bitter Tincture or Roots,
and Ina short time found myself entirely relieved,
Had - my health — restored. , S. !THRUST,
_ No. 21, North Hanover St., Co, lisle.
W. SCOTTtOYLE
Flrereby certify I hat the Medicine, known as
Shark's llliter Tincture of hoots, ha• to toy knorrl•
edge, cured oestiventils, nightmare, lose of appetite
and general debility. W. SMILkY ,
'laving been afflicted with costiveness for n long
time, I tried Sherk.'n Bitter Tin-taro of Hoots, nod
have found It highly efficient, relieving ale inn short
time. Try It and you will find It good.
In the summer of 1866 my health failed ,o that
my whole system wine prostrated as If worn out, so
that I was unfit fir Uuof rsw. I used 'filiertes' Bitter
Tincture of Roots for some time and was completely
restored to health. I believe this medicine will do
'all that Is claimed for It. SAMUEL, IMIODYEAIt.
Carlisle, February I, MS.'
Having bilen afflicted a long time • Niith nervous
debility and . indigestion, used- Sherk's. , nitter
Tincture of Boots, And have found It exceedingly
beneficial, and'rectimmend , it to all as a reliable
medicine. Mrs. It. KELLER.
" There is mere medical virtuelu one of these bot
tles than In a gallon of ninny of the Bitters and tope:
turns now offered to the public.
MANUFACTURED AND SOLD BY
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No 35, South Hanover Street. Carlisle 'Pa.
Also For Salo'by Druggists and all eotin
try 'Stores. •
DR. ROCK'S '
PAIN VICTOR .
Cures Neuralgia, Toothache and pains In the stem
ache any} bowels In ton minu! es. It never falls to
Are painein the back and Imo boots. It' hi lbe
tdr . 11 au for Rheumatism. Sprites Cholera, Mor,
bus un Summer Complaints.
The Pa VJetor is Nature's Cure, gathered frAm the
vegetable kingdom, not a mineral po son. It should
be in every house—n sure and curtain help in time
of need. S.• ' •
The citi.nwf Carl isle that have used it -testify
us follows 1 aye been subject for the last fifteen
yeari to atiacks of rheumatism and lame back which
for the last two years has become so severe at times
that - I - vas errtlyfiy - amitiraa for bus ess, - used your
Dr. Rock's Pain Victor this spring, and part :of one
bottle has entirely cured mu.' I recommend It with
confidence to °Mors. 3AGYAi MARTIN,
N 0.31, South IlanoverStreel,-Carlislo.
- I have used your fain Victor for weakness in my
back, and bass found a perfect urn in a. short time.
J.Moye It to.be on Infallible cure.
JOHN It.
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Ilia Rey. E. A. Brady, Pa., Bible Agent says: I
have used your Dr. Rock's Polo Vlp.tor in my family,
and found It u sure aullgulglt cure for Neuralgia and
Toothache. E. A. BRADY.
It cured me effectually of Neuralgia and Tnoth..
ache_ _ „ JOHN 11. LANDI6._
Dr. Rock's Pain- Victor mired us of Rheumatism
and Neuralgia. Mrs. LOUISA: MORRISON
NVe eliurlully recommend your Paln -Victor as an
invaluable remedy for headache:
'Made and sold joy A. Schaubla A: Co., N 0.35, South
Hanover Street, Carliali3, Pa. Where very Fortuna
afflicted with Neuralgia, Toothache, Ileadeacho and
pains in the Stomach le invitcd to roll and ho cured
in ton tolnutde, free of charge.
Fornale.by Drugglate and all country stores. '
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Mechaulaburg 8,38, Carlisle 9,16; Newville 9,50, Ship
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arriving at Hagerstown 11 60 A, M.
MAIL 18410 leaves. Uarrisburg .1;40 C. 51,, Mechan
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lartwuenstlo 9,26,ntr1v10g at Moral:mu 10, 10 A. 61,
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TRAIN leaven llageratiurn'B,oo, A. M.. • Omen.
caetlo 036, Cluanborsburg,. 0,50, fiblppensburg. 0,96.
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W A R
I. , HOOFLAND'S B - ITT E.RS.
1100FLAND'S _GERMAN BITTERS,
UM
Hooßand's German Tonic.
Prepared by Dr.. C. M. JACKSON,
PHILADELPHIA, PA.
Tho Great Remedies for all 'Diseases
LIVER,OSTOMACII, OR
DIGESTIVE ORGANS. '
Hoofland's German Bitters
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iii Ciciiiiiii;WCti of fiiiviolife" illieetitof;lill'ilitiyaramediet
mally termed, Ex .--.., r - - tracts): of ,ILoo t 5,
11 erb a and Barka, _ _, .•making d prepara
tion, highly conceit t„ timed, and entirely
free from Alcoholic -. I admixture of , an ,
kind.
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC,
is a conldnatlon — of 'all the Ingredients 'of 'the Bitters;
with the purest. quality of Santa Crutltunt, Orange,
etc., making ono of the most pleasant and agroeablo
remedies ever offered to the public.
Those preferring a Medicine free from Alcoholic ad ,
naxturo, will use . -
Toofland's German Bitters.
in eases of nervous depression, when some alcoholic
stimulus is necessary, . .
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC
I=l
The 'Bitters or the Tonfo are both equally good, and
contain the enure medicinal virtue-A.
• • •
•
•••,Theratrarrath - , - from - rrveriety - ofrattenitottrett - rts - Indl•
gestion,_.Dyerteps4l,
_,-- Nervons Debility,
std, Is very apt to ism bare its ^ functions
tr
deranged. The result •of biCh is, that the
patient suffers frem \ pevornl or mare o,
the following dixensce ,
Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles,
Fulness of-Blood to the Head,-- Acidity
Of , the Stomach, Nausea, Heart
' burn, Disgust for Food, Fulness
or. -Weight in the Stomach,
Sour Eructations, -Sink- -
of-
or Fluttering at the Pit
the Stomach, Swimming ,of
the Head, Hurried or Dillldult
Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart,
Choking or Suffocating .Sensations when
in a Lying Posture Dimness-of Vision,
Dots or' Webs 'before the Sight,
• Dull Pain in the Head. Den
oieney of Perspiration, Yel-
•
lowness of the Skin and •
P
the Side, Back,Chest„
Limbs, eto.,_ ?ow/A .) S u 'd n
Fl u s h-es , of- Heat, Burning
- in theFlesli,'Constant Imaginings of Evil,
and Great Depression of Spirits. .
These remedies vlll effeetuidly cure Liver Complaint,
Jaundice; Dyepepela,. Chronic or. Nen'oua
Chronic Diarrhsen, Disease of the Kidneys, and all
Diseases prising from a Disordered Liver r idlomach, or
Intestines:
130103BILI'r - 17,
Resulting — fropi any Cause whatever z
PROSTRATION OP TILE SYSTEM, -
induced by Severe Labor, Hard- '
. ships, Exposure, Fevers, etc.
There is no medicine extant equal to these remedies
In such cases. A tone and vigor Is imparted to the
whole System, the ,------ Appetite Is Strength
ened, toad is enjoyed,
„ lit, the stomneh dtgeSts
neemptly, the blood , •Is oin
c
plexton becomes sound and healthy,
the yellow tinge Is eradicated from the eyes, o bloom
Is given to the checks, and the weak and nervous In•
valid becomes a strong and healthy being.
Persons Advanced in Life,
And feeling the band of time weighing heavily uptni
them with ail tie attendant ills will find In the use of
this BITTERS, or the• TONIQ an elixir that will
Mehl new life lnle their veins, restore In a measure
the energy ankardor of more youthful days, build up
their ohm:ikon forms, and give 'health and happiness
to their ramainingyears.
P •
•
NOTICE.'
•
It Is a welhestabfished fact that fully one-half of the
female portion of our population ore sel
dohs in the enjoyment of good health :or,
to nee their own ex .at prePal., 4 ' !lever feel
They are lan • gold, devoid of Al
energy, extremely nervous, and have DO appetite.--
'To this class of pet-once the BITTERS. or the
TONIC, is especially recommended.
WEAK' AND DELIQATE" CHIADREN
Are made etrang by the une of either of these remedien.
They will cure every case of MARASMUS, without
Tbonsande of certificates have accumulated In the
hands of the, proprietor, but space will allow, of the
publication of but a few. Those, it will be observed,
are men of note and of ouch standing that they must
be believed.
TESTIMONIALS.
Ham Geo. W. Woodward.
"Chl4f:Tusfice of the Sizprente Court of Pa., vtites .
Philadelphia, March 16, 1987:
. ,
"I find IDoeflondie ./.-- -. 1 German Utters' It
_a_ good_tonk i ,_userui— ' in-illowittrit-of—tlir-
t,
digestive organ ~ and _ ' ' • of great benefit In
eases of debility, and 't. ' want of nervoue ne•
lion In the gyittern. Yours truly, ..
. ORO. W. WOODWARD." , ,
Hon. James Thompson.
Judge of the Supriiieliim! of Permay
• Philadeliihia, Alull 28,180.
- -
"I conaldec ' Hoollaudq. Genmin ' 0 t Ic
medicine In case of anaeln , nr Incllgoo lon or 1 . 33
I can certify thin from m 3 oxnerleaci, of It.
Yours, with respeot„ , -
=I
From Rev. Joseph' H. Kennard, D. D.,
Pastor of the Tenth Baptill Church, Philatielppj,;.,
pr. Jackson—Deer Sir,: I have been frequently
quested to connect my Homo with recommend:Wm..-
of affluent:kinds of medicines, but rep:11111U tin. 1.. Ht.
lice H 8 out of my up ;Imprint e• splim ••, , 1
bar.in all-cases ; .. 44.14+1.41A
and
partieuterly, In - tny own (molly, of tits
usefulness of Dr. Ilealund's Germen Bitters, I•tlepal
for •oneo from my_uslliti course, to express full
conViction'thric for pours! debility M the sydeni, and
apeeicillyAr I.tuer (70111141 , int, it it a We and vattioble
prernration.' In 801111. 01110 s It may fall; but mealy, I
doubt not, It will be ye. y beneficial° those oho sit tler -
from the above causes. ,
Yours, very wepeetrully, • , •
J. 11., KENNARD,
• • Meal., below Coates St.
From Rev. E. D.. Fonda.ll,
Assistant Edifiw CArislidti dirontile,'.Phitadelphia.
I liavo derived decided benefit from tlie uso of Boot
1a ed'e Genian Bitters, and feel It my privilege to re•
commend them as a moat minable tot le,•toltil - prho are
'offering from general .debility or from dlsaieeirririllnii
from derangement of tlio leer Yours truly, • •
CAUTI.OIC
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°Mall tho (attend mon wo'vo soon,
..__ExistingiNtri_odong_sinro
. No one was over known 66 moan • •
As him We call‘ Copporhood ; I
.'draft evadiug,Copporhead ; •
'A rasa stid,ingcopperhoad
A growling
Scowling, pondering,
Vicious Sinter' rights Copperhead,
From him the dOcencles of life
. .. And all Its courtesies hayo fled;
' • 4 - fo lives in fretful, factious strife;
" A testy, touchy Copperhead;
-- A nage:, Tearing Copperhead;
A rebel cheering Copperhead;
- An unlearned, unileked,.
Oft'spurned, oft whipped,. •
Doug - hfaced, cringing Copperhead,
Wen "Saco the Union," was the cry, 1. .
And-thousands of the Union bled, .
the Nation's right ho did deny •'
To altVe itsolf—thls Copperhead
' . ' A Son oThibarty Copperhead;
A Golden Circle Copperhead;
A scheming, lying,
Screaming, flying, - _
Mean, Canadian Copperhead.
•
-When Southern-rnlicremits designed_
' Their helpless prisoners' brood to shod,
And Libby Prison undermined :
Who then approved? The Copperhead;
.„ , The seldisyshaoting Copperhead;
-The pairfot hooting copperhead;
. The war abusing,
Aid refusing;
Crime excusing Copparhead.,
Who scoffed at Pillow's bloody fray,
And Andersonyille's murdereedead;
Who fletory's" hour did long delay?
Tho traitoroud, treacherous Copporhead
Thu crime creating Copperhead;
Assassinating Copperhead ?
The strife ,
Wroth Inviting,
Death delighting Copperhead,
When widows mourned their lonely lot,
' And orphan children wept their dead
Who as d theirjustdeuclls the)' got,
'the Northern Iteb6l Copperhead;
Tho-widow libelling Copperhead;
' The grief deriding Copperhead;
'rho false conspiring, s
City firing,:
Booth admiring Copperhead.
Nor woman's gi let nor orphan's tears,
Nor even a Nation's honored dead,
Are sacred from the jibes and moat,
Of every brutal Copperhead; _
' Each church aspersing Copperhead
Each preaching c•irsing Copperhead
Each Union bating, -
War creating,
,' •
Repudiating Copperhead.' •
A vilo fanatic Copporltem).
A murder . .lL:cling,
Widow encoring,
Aseassils diem log Copperlkettil
POLLY'S OLD SWEETHEART"
"No use saying any more 1"
"Well, to tell you the truth, there's not
money- enough left.. Of coarse, if he had
told me so before his death, I should have
looked after the place, and made myself a
farmer in station as well as in work; but
I really thought 1 would be able to play the
part 'of 'g'entleman Giles;' and go hunting
,four days a week in the season. Now he's
gone, there's not enough. left to work the
ferny properly, let alone keeping ,two,o,r
three' tine skins to eat their head's ffß
o
.' -e
-sides I can't stand being patronised. Met
young Sir William yesterday.,,' 11r. White'
-.used to be 'Sam'—'l have heard about the
state of affairs : if it will be of any .sery,ice
to you, I'll take the gray• mare off your
hands at sixty.' .'Thank you Sir William
Monk,' said I, 'l'm much obliged; but I've
refused eighty for her dace or-twice.'
well, if you like to send anything from the
farm up to the house. they shall take it, at
market rates. It may help you a bit, you
know,•ldr: White.' 'Thank yot., Sir Wil
liam Monk;' said 1, not very gratefully, I'm
afraid.' He meant well, I don't doubt; but,
confound - it; I can't stand being-patron
isd by a man I was hand'-tind-glove with; so
I must go and see whether the sun Rhinos
any brighter the 'other side of the world."
'"You might, you know, Sam, put the
screw on for a year or two." '
"That's true enough; but I can't load ma
nure carts here with, all the people looking,
on. No, I shall go4-I know-a little about
cattle."
"Almost too mueh t, Sam." ,
"Don't -laughs nt me, Nunky; on my life,
he was all right when you had her."
"Yes, and went dead lame two days after
wards,.ob, 'Semi you - slwuld have spared
me," , • •
, mv—ciat
on having her,"
"Well, perhaps I did; hucyou certainly
had got her ir.to very_ithstionn_Av.bun_she
cline, and I wouldn't take twice - tho .mciney
for her now."
- "Well you see I have a prospect now; and
I'm off,next week."
• , What will Polly say ?"
poor little Polly I Here she is,"
"Polly, 'Sam's going ,to A.ustralia next
week. Ho won't tie able to marry you be
fore be-goes." . •
"I shouldn't like to be inarriu before he
goes. I shall'imly be eleven next birthday,,
and mamma says
: people ought net•to be
married ti,l they-re eighteen or nineteen, or
more, so PE wait till he .comes back."
"But suppose I never come back, Polly I"
;Than 1 "woret, ranrry - ntlypno at all.'T
"NoVer 7"
-little-wife when - I - gavo - you the flowers - and
sewed the button on your coat. You took
off the little gold medal w.th n. hole in ,it,
from your watch chain, to pay. me. . So it's
'all settled; - and I' marry any ono oleo.
You - must ceno.nnd fetch- am AO= I'm bid
. -
enough."
"Oh, it will be'no use; you'll - 1M •thar&ed
to Frank Monk, and be a lady then."
"What! that stittad ' boy ? - I hate hinvi
Last Limo he was hero ho pushed in the °yea
of,my baby-doll, - and melted her poor nose
against the kitchen-bars.
,'No; I never will
marry,a.priter boy like that. 'Ho might
poke my eyes in with his dirty fingers."
' , Well, well, P011y; I'll come back; if
you'll wait for Lao then." . •
"Of course twill,. .Vhen aro you going 1"
"Next week. 'l'll bring you a 'keepsake
Were I go.",
I don't Want. anything, Sam, except- 7 "
"Wall? . 'Except?"'
• Was going to say, - if I mightliavo
only to take cato of for you, - you lenove.",
“Have him 7 . I shall. be only'too glat to
'fled So kind e little • mistress •lor , hitn;
Airing him...dOvin. next Unit) come., Good
bye, I'olly,: ,, lDlcotirso,,as. you'ro my, 'little
wife, I'Must kiss 'you:"' • ••
•; , I.of , coursoYon Musti Sittn.Y.
d. a
•
Was duly brought down, and
a long leave taking, Ham'.was - gotio. • "
"Mamma, What's that ring on your finger?
,not tiOwedding ono=-tho other 7",
"Thtit's,a keeper."' '
'iNio,•not that; the One 'witti. an, eitibrald.
!.Thai'S what pa Pa gave ins whett.,,l":Wa's'
- otigage'd
:••,•*Wltiii•Porr . •
don't know; because its, customary to
•.' • "-
D. kENDALL.
, I
Carlisle, Friday July . 24, 1868.
THE COPPERHEAD
a dunghill, viper crawl ;
cOtquering tread,
. chop to crush the thing nien call
_.
In por, a Copperhead; 4
A adorn Copperhead; -
. _ .
r(!l,l)6.ire ;f4,tolg.
eve one, only 34311,Insisted
'"Donut you think Sam ought to' have
given mopne; mamma—so as to show every
body .I'm engaged ?" • .
'‘.Bless the child I "Ho's nearly old enough
to bo'your father. Run along and finish
your sowing." ""
—"Never-mind,-mamma; I've got the little
gold modal with,a hole in it; and I can show
thorn that, can't I 7" • •
I * *" * * *
"Mr. Halstead's boon again to-day. That's
the fourth time this week. What on earth
ddos ho want here?"
"To tell you the truth, I think he wants
Polly."
• "Oh, indeed !.r. Our little Polly, too."
"Now, John! • "Little Polly She's a
'very well-grown girl, and was twenty-two
Yesterda
y.
"Twenty-two ! How time • dies ! It
seems but a !add While since Sam White
wont away, and yet it must be nearly twelve
years." . .
"We ought to have a letter this mail. It's
dearly :131i monyis since the last, John. I
wish lie would not write at. all; ,that girl
will never get settled through that noitidnse.
She'll wait and wait, and then he'll bring a
with home." .
"There's no hiirry. Bless my heart, wife!
Why, you were seven -and-twenty when I
married you," • -
"That was your fault. I was quite ready
years befitre if you'd onlyspeTien
up like a man."
"I tell youtwhat, wife; it's a siii•ious thing,
this proposing."
"Well I hope the result as proved_ as
pleasant as the.prospect,was serious.".
•'All right, old lady, all .right! There's
not much to grumble at."
Why any spectator, had there been one,
should kayo soon firs. liazesl sitting on tier
husband's knee, with—hot arm round his
neck and tears in her eyes, I don't know;
but so it wits.
"But about Mr. Halstead, dohn
Welly dear, if he speaks to me—as,
I suppose, being a curate,
he shall
give him leaVe - to speak . to her: I need not
ask what you would do. I.know theLevery
woman would like to have one of her
daughters married to a parson, though I'm
sure I don't know why." "
--.lrahey are very Rico people, John-that's
why; Mach-better than stupid farmers."
'Oh I . Wily . didn't. you marry - n curate,
then—you .had two chances ?"
• , 13ecause—Becanse-1 prefored a stupid,
pipe-smoking farmer, like a foe—like a wise
woman, John, dear."
.A II right, old lady, Pll givo niy consent."
In duo time consent was asked and given,
and'Polly' refused the curate, tenderly and
kindly; olyering him, sisterly affection, which
wus•not exactly, what he Wanted. "And; ho
laid his plaint before her father.
"She says she's engaged, air, and showed
me a - mecial." . ' •
And thereupon explanations were given,
and the curate wont home worse than over;
so bad, indeed, that in three months' time,
being„of_goocLfamily, he.was obliged-to-be
consoled by ono of ,seven girls at the vicar
age, and as nobody said anything abouflps
little affair at UM farm, Polly attended in it
sisterly'sway as ono of the bridesmaids, as.
"it would not do, yqu know, to h'ave - mity
sisters, though.therb are six, of them"
Another year iVent by, arid Mrs. Hazel
had her way—there was no letter from Sam.
Farmers and doctors, and another curate,
too, had laid siege to the fortress of Polly's
heart and been beaten 76,r, compelled
retreat in despair.
Polly iva4 bright and livply, and did up
her abundant hair in the same ravishim ,
masses as ever; but she had nd love for and
ono:
Old A.C4ip,' toothless and a little blind,
used to trot about the place after'her
carried imher arms; but as for grief or care,
Polly seemed to know them not.
At last her winter came.
"Who do you think hits oonio back
Polly?"
"gam ?"
~Y es—and his wife."
, 'No, father—nri—don't say it. He would.
not—could not,-after all Chase years."
''Didn't I, toll you so, Polly? I knew he
would; they always do bring buck 'wives."
' , Are you sure, father ?" '
' , No;,but old Gatherwohd told me ho saw
them in town. Sam, who has grown brown
and bearded and stout, r had a little foreign
looking woman,-very young, with him.'
Poor Polly went to bed with if' dreadful
heartache—after all. these years !
Next niiirning . they had liardly done
breakfast when to chaise was dri VIM up. to
the door by Sam himself, and it lady AS in
it.
_Poor Polly ran to Um doot with., her
father and mother to, welcome "him home,
•Put your foot on the step, Nina':"
uncle," said Nina,• with a slightly
foreign accent.
Polly no sooner heard the words than he
ran away without a Widrd,lind went up stairs
and had a good cry, and then canto down all
blushing and happy to see Sam.
t"What I This Polly? TAly little Polly!
This fine tall Hobe, my little Polly ?
don't believe itdh, Polly how you hare
grown I 1 suppose ho won't mind my hav
ing a kiss-Miter all these. years, whoever he
le' and then he kissed trembling
_P - olly on
thinMcheek— r once—and then talked to her
He had forgotten all—this stout, bearded
man—who washs brown as 0 gipsy and,
lookod'as old as her father! Was it lbr,
Masotti() had waited? This rough looking,
loud-talking; smoke smelling man—this is
what sba.hadmuited thirteen years - for - I ' _..
•
And this his welcome I
And than roily was obliged to think of
or little guest. -
Wht;was' Nina ?
Woll„Nina was Nina: •
Well;:thea, she 'was, with her' father and
mother, a child then Of three years,Old; 'on,
board the ship going out, and took a fancy
to Sam and Sam to her: and', when the ship
waswreeked'off (Imo Patton he had man
aged to swim to shore-with her. Thefather
and mother were both drowned; and the
child thus saved beep his, and - hu took
ca're.of it.. And 'thi was -Nina ... bid little
Old-AiN-Hazel- insisted- -On thoir-stayiug
until they could move to, the old Flaw
bought by Sam,'and so they • used to idle
away the time, those throo droned all "day
long. .
•
• Ninnos became bar Italian nature, could
do,notbing but gather flowers itrul singrand
dress herself; and Sam said ho had worked
so hard on land, he Wanted a land holiday,.
as well as a sea one; and then ..Nina wanted
taking ears of, and P, T ,lly went .•witli thorn.,
After got cross and Ate nothing,
and took long walks add:long. rides, and
drank vinegar, and,,talked in slow', to'ne of
voles, add stammered,- mid blushed, and
then left off kissing\ Polly at• night, and
then loft off, kissing.Polly.at -all, end
oniktiftY, Polly found hsreulf crying id 'hie
arnie', with her tetra being - kisdedi away,
beford ebe welt knew Vow; slid had' come
there; and.aftdr that Sam talked, lend, and
'arriked:rind left off
_Acted llke.a ratiorial:bding;-so that one day
ho wali•dllowed to take 'Pollyto church,, , atld
hhave ,
they -thate- . thei book:and , the bolls rang.aii:lf no vintner; had ever
boon writtan'idthh'hoMi'hothea.. ' ••;
It inwponod ocne
pyogimalior i ,b is„ [lB
th
Polly and Oa' wptoolttinetin
that •
"Boni, doar,:l wont-to pelt y,on . n.no t!tinle"
'4%411; Polly . .
did' you %Ital.'
after you cime . bompl"
"Woll,lio 'you ,romornbnr ono any Nina
dad 'Fiver& doinioii , :thotaiden
and you came to, fotpli,uo in .to :ton, with. old
Gip trotting after ynn, nnd Nina, wile Tak
ing nionp a bunch °PI flo\pers
••
1
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• 1 • ' itA IL
ME
TtILMS:--$2,01).in Advance, s2l,6o i `withi.ri the. year
"Well; dear, I asked you for a 'flower."
i.-" Yes, remernber.". •
"And you plucked a rose with a little leaf
and—"
- -
"Put. in your coat. Was it ,then 4"
"Yes Polly, it -was • when you came so
close to- nie almostbear'-your-,
heart boating. I, made up my mind then
Polly, that I was not too old, and that I
might be happy again."
"And are you happy, gam, hear I"
I d ,, n't think Polly hoard Bath's answer
yery clearly; but.she seemed quite to under
stand that ho was. • -
Voeiirnl
"MATCH HIM."
Grant, tLo hcro'a on the couree ;
Match him, match Lim I
Democrats from any sorirco; •
' Natoli him, if you can. .
Ymtvre euro to moot tho wall, -
- iktfte' vote the coming fall—
Grant , le bound to beat you all,
Match him if you can:
'Soo the conquering hero comes,"
• , Match him, match himl
Sound yOur trumpets, boat jour.drinna,
Iriou can.,
full revealed, •
Firm neon the battle-Bold—
' "Forward bey% we'll noveiyleld," .
Match him Mien can.
"Telco". surrounds our catalittate,
Match him, match Lim;
knocking at the gate,
. Match him if you Cu.n
Chem° from Democratic "stare"
Mums dtito triple bare—
present the "Son of Mere"—
Match him If you can. ,
(ulnae" ilia challenge fling .
Matchldw, match him ;
Echo makes the welkin ring,
"MatAiElfn ifyou can."
Crippled by the rebel.' hate, -
Taunted In a Northern. State,
They pbesetit..a candidate,
Match him if you con.
arant'a the namo to "fight It onto"
• • Match Mm, matchitim :
Ire will put tho foe to rout,
Match him if you can.
Grant is on a mission bent
To tho White house from tho tout—
Grant obeli be our President.
- Match him ifYou cap.
- U crllant ouss, -
Mark Twain on Female Suffrage
"lilnric,TiVitin" writes to his "Cotiiin
Jennie" on the subject of "Amide
ns follows:
There is One insuperable obstacle in tIM
way.or female - itilfragii,Warinie. -- 1 approach
the subject with fear and trembling; but it
'must out: A woman would never vote-be
cause she would have to tell her ago at . the
.-And even if slie7did dare- to vote
once or, twice when she was just of ago, you
know what dire results would flow from
"putting this and . that together" in after
times. For instance, in an unguarded mo
ment, Miss A. says sre voted for Mr. Smith;
her. auditor, ; who . knows that it 'is — seven
years sines Smith ran for anything, easily
ciphers out that she is at least seven years
overage, instead of the younr , ” 'pullet she
hai been
,making herself out,to be. No,
Jennie, this new fashion of registering the
name, age, residence, and occupation ofovery
voter, is alatal bar to femalesuffrago.-
Women will never be permitted to vote
r hold office, Jennie, and it is a lucky thing
for me and many other; anon that such is the
decree of fate. Because, you see, there are'
some few measures they would all unite on—
there ate one oi• two measures that would
bring out their entire voting strength, in
spite of their antipathy to making them
selves conspicuous; and there being vastly
more women and mori in fins State, they.-
would trot:toes° measures through the Leg
islature with a Velocity that would he appal
ling. For instance, they would enact:
1. That . itll,men shOhld bent home by 10
P. M., without fail. • .
2. That mnrried men should bestow con
siderable attention on their. wives.
3. That it should be a hanging offence to
sell whisky in saloons, and that line and dis
franchisement should follow drinking in
such places. ' •
4. That the smoking of cigars to excess
shoUld be forbidden, and the smoking of
pipeirlitteily abolished.
G. That the wife.should have a little pro
perty of her own, when she married a man
who hadn't any.
Jennie, such Villainy as this wo could
never stand; our free souls could never
endure such dezriading thraldom. Women,
go you way I 'Seek not to beguile us of our
imperial privileges. Content-yourselves
with your little feminine trifles—your
babies, your benevolent societies and your
knitting—and let your.natural bosses do the
voting. Stand back; you will bo we i nting
to go to war next. We will let you teach
school as much as you want .to, and we will
pay - yorrhalf — wagrirfor it, GieF; l ut beware l
We dini't want you to crowd us' too much.
If ,I got time, Cousin Jennie, I will fur
nish you a picture of a female legislator that
wilfilistress know it will, because
you cannot disguise from rrie the • fact Oat
you are no wore vii favor of female suffrage,
really, than I am. MARK TWAIN.
Woo BUILT Tufi,CAmTor.l—Thometwilol
of the United-States, as it stands, is the
work of many.persons, pf wit om.but,two or
three ato noticeable. Dr. Thornton_ Made
thO t llrst design, said by Washington to
combine "grandeur, simplicity 'and con
venience." The architects retained but two
or three foattirel of Thornton's deSign, and
proiorred one by Mr S. Millet. B. Hi La
trobe, of art-enterprising' Maryland family,
began to rebuild the capitol afterlhe British
.burnt it: It was thirtyallMYW4 aflor,..tho
nTtlonal capitol existed in, Aiiibrica. The
extension has already'occupied eighteen
years Washington laid the corner-stone
of the old, Webster of the now capitol.
The Brulielleschi of tlio liodio is Thomai
'U. Walter, the Ohiberti of it is Thotmis,
Crawford. -There are three- names, there
foro-11.allet, Walter and Crawford:—with
whom are associated the merits.of
. tho
- Walter.is incomparably' the national
architecti ho built the Girard College at
Philadelphia, and on that building and the
doroo of the capitol his pone will last. ,
A Par,TrY incident le related' of a canary
bird, .The door of the bird's, cage, was no
loft open that 'he might enjoy the
freedom of thevoom. , One : day he' hap
poned. tn".dyto ,the mantel whereon was a
aiirror:, Hare Was 'a now discovery of' the
Most , prefotind'-interdst. 'Re *gsiScid • long
and curiously, in the mirror, and oamo to the
Coticlusion'he-had riband • a mate:=-Opind
bank to Ma' edge ho'holacted a' need from. the
box: and bought it up in his bill. as .an of--,
faring td the stranger. - In Vain the canary
axertedlthrieelf 1143V1 fotind
friend, partalse,.und baconaing . ,tweary, ho
stepped bacicn. few,inehes fiom the glass
and pea•cd fortli.hiasWeetest notes, liausing;
now hnd.rtinatet a -rvpirr I '4no - catna;-and
moody, and disheartened' ,ho, ilow. hack -to.
his pernh'irid'hUng hid:heed in •.'Shame and
silence, for the rest' of' the 'day; and: ,al
though the door warrepoatedly left open he
refused,toemmomitegain t; ,is, •
Swam° oils the wheels:of -care-and sup'.;
,'plies the Ditto Leuiviano:. ° •A 'Man *ho
atuga haa geed heaq.undprlda shirt ,front.
Su,ch a man netenly wbt:Uffiribio'
Ititheviii , orka , :rtiore:conatantlx....l , t, , . , • •
GiTLNAILE'S DIVORCE
An old Arab, some sixty years of ago,
feeling somewhat like King .David in his
antiquity, took a young damsel to his. heart
and home. • Tho old story of _ sixteen and
sixty, with a' dashing young gallant' of
twenty-five between', again ensued with the
uswil consequences. Poor Gulnani was
locked up in her'harem, and guarded by her
tyrant with 'jealous-care.' One day Abdal
lali-ibn-Jusuf 'brought home_ a ilne.water
melon wherewith to regale himself - and his
fair bride, and then returned to his business
whatever it- might be. In the meantime
Gulnare sat .at her lattice-window, her•
"jalousie," and pined for the gallant: her,
soul adored. As sue sat thinking and
pining and longing, - a cry of "Fish from the
lake! flsh,.o, lady!" struck upon her ears;
and gazing down below,' she beheld a fish
erboy with a basket' f • little fish .for sale.
An idea—a sublime. idea—struck the love
-sick' Gulnare and - calling the flsherboy,
she let down a basket and bought a dokon of
'his ware. •With the greatest care she then°
made ne many incisions in the melon, and,
carefully inserting the fish in the hollows,
nicely closed'up the apertures with the light
green rind. With heightens color, and in
a perfect
: fever of excitement, Gulnaro
awaited the arrival of her spouse. At last,
he-came; - and - greeting 'bird WWI a feigned
admiration worthyof her - sex, she - Set the
melon before him.
Taking his knife ; Abdallah, the eon of
Joseph, proceeded to open the fruit, whore
to his infinite surprise, --- he found a fish-im
bedded in the luscious crimson interior.
The second cut discovered another and so
on, each incision bringing a fresh one to
Tight.
o "God is great! Behold, 01 Gulnare I"
cried Abdallah. "Some- afrito has , been at
work here. 'What is to beidone? Lot us
send for' Hadji Osman, the dervish; to exor
cise the fruit: Those ilsh.are..the . twelve
demons of Tanja that mere _bound by Solo
mon,.the King, and .if, we _touch them we
a: mil be ruined and they set freel"
"Nonsense!" said Oulnare; "the melon
grew near the lakeoand the fish lave eaten
their way into it. Dost thou think, p! son
of Joseph; that thou alone has a liking for
fish? Quiet thy mind, and thankiAllah that
he enabled thee Co make a dciuble bargain
with thy money.- Quiet thy mind, 01 my
lord and I willplupare thee a supper of fish,
such as thou bast never enjoyed, and - hold,
thy !of shall afterwards be as the first hourrin
Paradise, midst the seventy houris Allah
will give thee)"'
Thereupon, like a dutiful spouse, she pro
ceeded-to-cook the miraculous 11Sh, with her
own.fair _hand : After remaining- absent
some little time, she returned, with a per,
fectly innocent air, saying:
"Sorry am I, 01 my lord! to have detained
- you with my toiled(); lei . tie , now enjoy the
your bounty has provided,"
"But where are the fish?"
• "Fish?—what fish?" .•
"Why the fish we found in the melon."
watermelon!" in a aElinalOnl Allah alcbtir!
what does my life mean?"
"Why did not tve find twelve littlo Jiah
in DM melon I brought from the bazaar?
Didst.thou not - say
! thyself they had eaten
their way intb'4t?"
"Allah have mercy ! , upon me! Amanl
Amen! Now I think my• lord is wander
in his mind. Who over heard of a fish
living in a watermelon?"
"Scoffing daughter Of nn irripropor per
son I" replied the irate Abdallah, "cease thy
foolish.talk, and bring me the fish, or by the
beard of the prophet I will chastise thee
for thy impertinence!"
I , Fish in a watermelon I Ha I ha! ha I
Pray to the prophet. old graybeard, that ho
preserve thy senses.!- V'• AlllllO (by Allah !)
I fear me thou art possessed!"
This was too much for Abdallah to bear,
and, seizing his wife by the shoulders, he
gave her a sound box on the eitr.
"Thou madman l" shrieked Guinan),
"thou are possessed of a devil? . Help I help!
murder P'
f4ulnVe sbi4oked; Abdallah, stormed ttnd
raved; kill at list, breaking from her iMs
hand's gimp, Gulnarerusbed into the street,
and wended her steps to her mother's house.
Here she explained how her ,husband had
suddenly guile mad, and described to them
the wlio.e scone that had just passed.
Abdnllnh libuself.soon appeared, in a tow
ering fury, toTetch his wife back; but on
- ailed whethbr he really had believed
'here were fish in the melon, and
RI in the affirmative, his wife's
'ought it high time she should be
and all the disputants adjoin:nod
to cum's" to hear his decision.
.bdallith - stated his case ' having
th in full consciousness of his good
fin .eopted the wager of a fine steed
which the. perfidious Uulnar had oWcred
him, and related all that had passed between
him and his wife. '
'.end dost 'thou really affirm that thy
meldn contained these twelve fishes thou,
spealcest about?" .
• "V'Alltill I V'Allah I I am speaking . WC
truth."
Thereupon followed' a- , long discussion;
eoufo arguing for the 'Possibility of the
miracle, others denying it in tote, asserting
that it was no optical delusion—a kind of
mirage, in fact—t_ill nt length.ihmwisn_inati
_
pronounced his opinion that this was 'a mi
nor question; because if- the man, in the first
instarice, had suffered . from• It delusion, ho
-was still laboring under ono, and was there
fore of unsound mind; if, on the other hand,
he really believed in, what was evident im-
Lostibility; ho was a lunatic all; the - Moro.
astly, supposing, for - the sake of-argu
ment, there hdd been thrso - twelve fish—
those tralisforrde,d afriteS—what could have
become of them ? It was clear there had
noter been an, fish, in the melon. -
Abdallah hereupon began to vociferate
still more loudly than before, and swore '
in
his senile rage, that ho would be avenged on
the woman who thus dared to trifle with
UM:
Nay, then,'Abdallah, son of Joseph, - we
cannot allow thee to :vent thy mud iro on 'an
-innocent tvoylan. Thy suit is granted, 0
divorced from- the husband _of. a_ tainted
mind.. Go in peace, for the law bath spoken."
And thus'it was decreed! • Abdallah was
circumvented, and Gulnaro sot free -by her,
own cleverness.- ' • • •
AN BLEOTION Josh.—A stolid Dutchman
was standing at it - cortain place on election
day, inquiring for ..de regular Democratic
dicliet," when It shrewd Al ow stopped up
and supplied him with the genuine _thing,
"Voll newt'. says guns, vot vill I does
mit him? :
!Tut it In that box,"'pointing to the bal
lot brix, said sovoral voices'. -4
But the cunning chop who 'had aeoMn:
modated him with the- ..dioket,"- whispered
in.nis car, "don't lot themfool you. ' put it
In your *pocket, .103 yours; ill'on!t , ,let them
cheat you out of - your, vote."'
.4%.n4 5 50 ho did; ramming the. ticket away,
down'to the bottom of a deeri.pooketin'has
ceat, : and walking off as could ho'nt
the rogues'who wonted to cheat hi4l put•of
his vote. . -• • .•
To CLEAN GLOVES 1111V0 ready a; little
.riow milk in one
` saucer and 'pieco of brown
soap in Another, and, a clean cloth or toWel i
folded tliree_or four times. .0n the..cloth
spread out the'glove emooth,and neat._ Take
apiece of thinnel„Aip in the . milk," then
rub offs good qaantityof qoap to the wetted
gannel,,end commance .to,rub•the glove to
.ward the' fingers, holding It firmly , with the
!offhand. Continue thin process until 'the
glove, if whiterlooke .of .a dingy yellow,_
though clean; ,If - colored, till - it lookaAark
and epoiled. Lay it to dry, 'and• the'opera..
tor-will soon bo,gratified to goo that:tho old
gloves look pearly new. They,will be soft,
glessy,,smooth and elastic.
J'aifutt iniparve:
There are eeventoon Rapers is
, . '•
Jones sap the raiz:kr:C*4. le is always
so pensive is beea iso his wife and jl'a titers
Are so 6i-ponsiv.O., - 3 ' • ' -• •
A Westernaaito
his head, that_Wafor ftdeeea oil la fade whon
ho washes if.
"Oh, for a thousand tongues," as an urn
°bin romanced when inside .11 molasses
barrel. „ . •
NO. 30.
The man 'who wrote 4 .l. , idaatdeati`wheii
I sing," was a foal .to mpg -mocha', :, • )
How long does, in
widow .ourn,for hor
husbandSlio mourns '
• What lerigth liotiohno to
bo? A littlo above two-feet.
When is a woman's hc4r_ like a !iwcip!s
breast?, When - it's down.
A'dentist is not neeessarily'thed because
ho shows his teeth: . .
What roof ..covers the noisy tenant?—
The roof of the month,
A Western 'editor calls sheet music "the
cry of children in' bed.?!.
A ton oflcollarpaper, it is stated, is made
daily at ono mill in Pittsfield, Mass:
The Boston Post understands that the
Independent is to have a religious department
"WE A.TAKE Max l" 19 the startling head
ing of an advortionnent of the Rectory
s'ohootat Saybook; Conn.
Some wretch of an editor says that anothdr
twist to the present - . mode of "doing. map"
the ladies' hair would take them of their
foot.
Rolitical editor threatened- to give hia
contemporary a "piece "of his mind."
"Don't do it," wee the. Teply,._!'you, have
none to spare."
There was a falling off of ton millions of
bushels in the corn k:coeipts at Ohioago, last
year, as cordoared with those of the yoar
previous. ' . '
. .
"None but,-the brave deserve the fair."
Our devil at our elbow cruelly suggeata
"and none but the bravo canhive with some
of them."
A Scottieh editor apologizes for the lack of
rhyme in his paper by saying that his mar
riage the week before took all - the poetry.
out of him.
The London Times begins on editorial:
"Now that Italy Ints come by her own,
would she be so kind as to take back her
organ grinders 1"
. Certain young ladies Were ver) , nueb dis
appointed in finding, on application to their
favorite book-store, that "Dralc,c . on At 7 -
taehments" - was a mere - la* book.
A Frenchman, wishing to' say of a lady
that she was gentle as a lamb. thus express
ed himself—':She be mooch tame, like the
petit mouton." . ,
- WhPliould the sea mike OA - eller hiYusfl
keeper than tho earth? Because the earth
is exceedingly dirty and the sea is very
tidy.. • .
.Patrick, do you know the fate of a
drunkard ?" "Fate I Don't I .etand on
he_mostleautiful pair yo have over seen 1"--
4. : letter received at:Wl:lite Elver Junction,
recently directed to "Mr. John PußiYarL
nine miles from_ Torinont. of Mr.
Brooks on n farm."
Last year 12,000 letters, containing an
aggregate of $16,000 cash, were deposited
in-the postoffico of Great Britain, — withottt
a Word or letter of address.
The eowspaper have been asking 'why
prayer-books have looking glasses on the
inside - of - the cover. The Toronto Leader
says they are aids to reflection.
"One of our exchanges praises an egg
which it says "was laid on our table by the
RCS. Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith in
segS to tiny°
been a layma`ri its well as a minister.
Ono of the Pennsylvania papers recently
printed its whole issue on a kind of wrap
ping paper, which was given to the publish
er by a dealer to advertise his wares.
The following is ono of, the two 'of three
lines in the Eagligh language that read pre
cisely the same bnokward' as, forward :
& raw was I erdl saw weri &guns."
An lowa editor - told his .readers he had
enlisted in the arrnk of Zion- , ....-bad .joined
the Baptist church. liktpulitieal,cotenspor
ary thinks ho had better call it !'joining the
navy."
"Coriolanua" furnishes- the-ladies with
this piece of advice:: "There arc some pro
fessions not aivisablo to marry into Such
as editors, for they , never got rich. or re
porters, who aro never at home nights."
The following is the latest fashionable in
telligence from the Turf, Field and Farm;
"Last week we chronicaled the , birth• of a
daughter to
,Flora Temple, and this week
we record the birth of a full sister Wl:lazier."
, •
"Good morning Mr. Henpeck," 'said a
printer in search of. female compositors.
"havi_lyzi_gotany_danghtera_that,,-would--
make good typo-setters?' '"No, but 1' have
got u wife that would make a very' line
devil."
Mr: Train has issued the prospectus of r ,
now penny journal, which ho is to conduct
during his-detonlion in the linishalsers - with -----
the title Of George -Wraneis _First
Epistle is the philistines;
,or, America:in an.
English Goal.—Newspaper Press. ,
ROMANTIC DEAR.—.!Oh, Frederick, is it .
not delightfil to wander in the quiet coun-
tr,y and listen to the cuckoo' note'?" Fred
erick;
"Oh—ah—yes; I dire 'say it is all
right, only it always remindiniecf hiccups."
In Ea tland, it newspaper .has le4tll
discovers,, the lino . dividing a distinction
front a difference. It says that. "a ,little
Ilifferense fisoipntiy_trlketkauunr
attraotirh . oste of
'friends to the'person.en *horn it,leconferr
ed." ' •
-An orator, perspiring. freely, In a husky
voice said : In short, ladies and•gantlemen,
I .can only say that I wish•l hid a window
in my bosom that you might sem the emo
tions of tny heart.' Tho newspapers "print
ed the speech - leaving the "n" out of "win
dow."
A contemporary, who sooms.to have had
the "experience,? perpetrates' theiSollotriag
good.conundrum :
L .! • . •.. , •
_ is the' difforenCe between editorial
and matrimonial experience?' the' form-.
or. thp doVil cries for "copy." ,In,the,lattor
the: ,, eqpy"-cries like tho
The editor of the Rcligioul Te/g4th2p 6b•-
jilet9, to singing. hy the chola' of churehes
while'taliing up a 'COlitiiititin.:'':lfe:Anys:
eiVve 11043 sometimes spot ~ 14 r0f49r3 11 4 Ab
sorbed in thesingiug, during th(Npejlect i ion,-
that, with' their closed oyoS; qbev&iuld• not
see .tbe,!msket as it passed?': , .:: z .?,":
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An exchange says'. that a -haFi has a Ca
padltiof , !spud aixih4ndradtcpgi-antl' no
En d o , L. . 4 .5 paop , t,of.ttnise are,ol,c,i, rip g ,tbo
'ilrat'fo'ur'y,parc of hei Itfo;',lt lir , t oirgot to'
the cconoiny.to cuiroe hot , heinEwlrsheix”
fOniSiinfa oliland., Ae4 Aor t .tq v a, aanitng 1
hotiso keeper for - 46'4ring cbitikAll'; . - .
Tiao, number... of- laTryfriin,. gio. I United
States Is pportea at, Pl;9B9;"inici.lFtg ,
gregatellanual $63,976,011Wan ":'
avorajo. for each cglar Irt
yord.*F;Bo2 are resloonts °Or /low or
696'01 Phllddolpsib, hhd' 8 4 8.,tfer 1 .140/116n.
; Other Avaorican,, 11011WIMParrr
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