RATES - OF . :.,AOYERT,ISINGt :, ' sl6'o' . . O • . . no !Square snob:main . % • . - Vattiaehunbsognon't insertion; Per Niereautilo Advertliernonts,: • • . • LogeklNOtkes, , Professional °sills withont paPer;' • • , Obituary Nullities and Oommunlea tions rointitig to friatlet of prIL veto interests alone, 10 canto per-.. ••••., 300 PRINTING.—One 301; 'Printing 'Office le the neateeF and moat' complete' rtiittablishment in the "minty. 'Four good Presses, and a general variety of, material suited for:plain and .Fanny work of every kind, 'ertables n ite to do_Job—Printing at the ehorfief notice, and on the most' reasonable terms. FOreone In want of Bills, Wanks; or anything in the Jobbing.' I I ne, will find. it to their Interest to give no a call.' _PROFESSIONAL CARDS. . . DAM-- KELLkiti -Atornepat-Pasr A; Carlisle, Pa. ,01TIca NV ith fr. M. Penrose EN. • Rhoom's'llall, sopt27 67-6 ml. I= WEAELEY &SADLER. ATTORNEYS AT LAW, Offioo No lA_ South Hanotor street C. P. mninion. , WM, B. PARKER HUNERICH & PARKER. .. ( A TTORNEYS AT LAW. Office on . 7tlaln, St., in Marlon Hall, Carlisle, Pa. , U. M. BELTZROOVER7 ATTORNEY AT LAW,, and Real Esilite - Agent, 4 sluTherdstmln; West Virginia. 417. Prompt attention given to all business in Jeffer son County and the Counties adjoining It. .January 19, 1800.-1 S". E. BELTZIIOOVER, Attorney F:at. Law. Wee In South Itanovhr street;opposlte Santa's dry gond storo Carl!sterns: September 0, 1801. • JAMES A. DUNBAR, Attorney at Low, Carlisle, , Po. 0111c * o In No. 7, RheonTs - IT all July 1,48114-Iy. . . J. B . ZEIGLER Attorney at Law Saint Paul Minnesota. Communisations from o East proPorly responded to. D. ADAIR, Attorney. At Law, J• Carlisle, Co. °Moo tylth A. B. Sherpa, Esq., No. 17, South flatterer St ot. May 17-17. JOSEPH RITNER, Jr., Attorney at V Law and Survoyiw, MOchanlesburg, Pa. Office on Rail Road Street', two doors north - of the Bank. Mllusiness promptly at torded to. July 1.1864. TNO. C: GRAHAM, Attorney at Law, (tp Carlisle, Office formerly occupied by Judge Graham, South Ilatiover street. • September 8, 18 r. • . if v MitLER Attorney at Law: ey -, Oflicol4., ' phiioiVit - UPlliThig iminbalatoly "op posit.° tho Co 4,t, ilouso„• '; ,' 2.9n0v 67.1y'-" • 1 A W•CAAD.-L-CIIARLES , E.. MA _LAGLAUGlll,l4qAttornpy,nrlmi., Office the room formerly oraipled by JudVo'Greham. • July 1, Isp—ii,/ lIERINIA:N .Attaties at Law, • Carlisle, fa., No. 9 ... ltheenea July 1, 18134-Iy. SSAMUE L ITTIMMTIN, .Tir; Attorney t - L. , - Office - with Hon. Samna! lientarn,'lllain Bt. Carlisle l'a, ' . July 1086.4. ILLIAM -K-ENNEMY, Attorney T y at, Lair, N 0.7 South :ir,i'Riit.-.Trailtarlh-Carlirlo,- Aprlll9, 1867-ly W 111: - BUTLER, - Attotney 'tit Law -y y and United States Claim -- Agent, Carlisle, Cumberland County, Pa. PO.lOllll, Bounties, Back Pay &c. promptly collect. ed. Applications by mall will receive Immediate at tention, and the proper blanks forwar..led. No fco required until the claim is settled. Feb:l4th, 1861—tf.- TAR. GEORGE S. SEA RIGHT, Dontlbl, floarihe- Bala . ore Collage of Dental Surgery. va_Oilleo at the residence of his mother East Geuther street, three doors below Bedford. July 10864. CIF,O. OP. NEIDIGH, D. D. S.- - W4 -- Littsi — Deffilrafor of OFnrative Dentistry of the • ) iiA7; to o l i l , Mor urg C or olloge of 4 4fikr - Mee at-his r Y eStdense uposlte Marion Mil, West Main street, July t, 1t354. _ DR. lIARTZELL, Allopathic Physi cian and Accnuch Our, having permanently 10. cated Iq Leesburg, Cumberland county. Pa., respect. fully-oftors his proffiesional soil. Ices to the public:— Special attention given to diseases of women and chil dren. REFERENCES. JOIIiiV G. CLIOE. M. D. Waynesboro, Dr. SAMUECtii: LANE, Chambersburg. lion. ED. McNlEßSON,.Gettysburg, ISAAC SNIVELY, M. D. Waynesboro. S. D. FROUTZ, Waynesboro. N. B. Always found in his osier ',viten not otherwise professionally engaged. Juno '2.l—tf. TS AND CAPS. ...... HATS AN!' CAPS,sp) Do you 200111 a nice Hat or Cap ? If so, don't fall to call on J . G . CALLIO, No. 20, Woot 'Nolo Btroot, ....NlXoteekaltho soart.tholineat assortment of HATS AND CAPS, ever brought to Carlisle. No takes great pleasure in Inviting his old friends and Customers, and all now ones to his, splendid stock just recolved from Now York and Phtlndalpbin, consisting in part of too SILK AND DASSIMERE 'HATS, , • Besides an endless tarloty. of Hata and Caps of tho latest style, all of which ho will soll at tho Lowest Cash Prices. Also, his own manufacture of Hats al. ways on hand, - and Hata .Manufactured to Order. Ho has tho hest arrangement for coloring Hats and all kinds of Woolen Goods, :Ovorcoats, Ac., at t to shortest notico (as ho colors ova ry y week) and on tie most roattonablo terms. Also, A fins lot of ChOin orands of ' TO m r.cco AND CIGARS • Always on han I. Ho desires to call the attention of persons who ver "' CO,UgTRY FURS To sell, as he pays the highest cash prices for the came, . . Give him a call, at the above number, his old stand, as ho feels cenfident of giving entire satisfaction. prioiq Stye RATS AND CAPE. Tho Butweriber hats just opened, at No. 'l - 6 . `Norr4 \upnovar St., a few door 6 North of tho Owlish, Deposit Bank, ono or tho largest and_hest stock , of, HATS .&., CAPS over °flood In 1311 k Hats, Casidineres of alt styles and qualities, SUIT Rams different cetera, and ovary dcrecrlptlOn of Batt-Hats now mado. Tao Dunkard and old fashioned brook, kept constantly on band and made to order; t all warranted to give satisfaction. A full assortment. >of Emmy NAT., Men's boy's and chlldron's fancy. - I have also added to my stock, Notions of dlgoroul Mode, consisting -',of Ladles and Gent's Stockings, Neck-Tles, Gloves, Pencils, Thread, Sowing Silks, Sus. ponders, Umbrellas, Ac., Primo Began and Tobacco, always on hand. • • Give mo a call Mid examine my stock, as / feel_con -fident-ol pleasing— ' besides-saving-you - Money. JOHN A. KELLER, Agt. NO. 15 North Hanover St. almy67 41.tSCELLAIVEOUS. JAMES -E. CALDWELL & CO., 1. • . Entire Iniportntion, ARE NOW BEADY OHRISTM•Aa GOODS YOE THE 'PRESENT SEASON, to which they moot seSpecthtily !Invite the attention of •thoso visit ing Sbiladelphio, suggeatlng an early call, boron) the choicest articles • aro seleotodi and the hurry 'of ' 'Dikter bosinese•Trevonts that careful, attention they deals° extended to all their visitors. Tho stock of .. • . 'pap:NIES, DTAMIONDB,JER7tLItY,SILVItWAiIE i PLATED GOODS, OLOOKS, BRONZES, , • , - • and. EUEOPEAN NOVELTIES ' this Oreviiry-' description, Offered thin season ..by this • Ilium; exceeds In richneto), variety and , beauty, the elforta'orbily prtiv,loun yea?. An examiuntleu of our ' geode cannot hut prove ,interesting - .to hellion from , the country, who are monk cordially InVited , to *kit oar establlnlunent,All ortiore by lotto's', or inquiries :,• ;- soma:ling soptiff,nil prices, will rpeolve careful Mid' Arompt 'attention: ' Goinle carefully. packet:l nud for. , PRIOLI3,I.,(IIINATLV '.ItIQUIJORD.:TO THE ,TESIES '::caADTEI3 E 'oAtfrivELL, 8 cio• , • ,W 'tha .Ter o Pler.o, v 1 4( 1 si nll TPFP ''; v.:410 822 Oheattu3 1801; - ' lePet em,i) . ' 2,6 00 4 00 7 00 ~ :l ' , =I VOL. 68. RHEEM . ,& DUNBAR, Editors and Proprietors ILMINIC F0R.1.868. . 4 4 4i -4 '7g ."0 - g g MIZE= JANUARY FEBRUARY EIII MARCH APRIL. CM Prffi2 ME AUGUST SEPTEMBER OCTOBER 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 NOVEMBER. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 9 10 11 12 13' 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22, _ 23.24. 257267:27. _2B 29 30 DECEMBER. - 1 REM From tho Lady's Friend for January A RAILROAD INCIDENT. " What a sweet theet"4 "-Where?" l'That young girl just ontoringTho depot - with a guitar-cnse miler arms." 4 " Ah, yes, rather pretty, but she might carry the guitar from hero to s Jericho before I should relieve her by taking charge of it." " How so? You are usually very polite to Indies. I have soon you carrying ono child and lending another for ladies twice tho ago of this one." ..4 " That may -be, but you have never yet seen me holding a guitar.ease, have you?" "No, can't say as I have; and if hereby hangs a tale, let es have it, as we must sit here a full hour before our train leave."' "'Well, so be it; hero then is my c.4.11e- Hence." ' " Some years ago I was i employed as an agent or runner,' for a firm in New York and husiness_called - nfe out West very often, wherej was unknown except to a very few business men. One stormy night, lato in the fall, I sat waiting for the cars in a dismal little depot in the great Prairie State, and I was becoining very impatient indeed, as I wished to be in Chicago e \ arly..tAio neat day. I had read all the..flamingadverNN ‘ ents on the dingy Walls of rival routes, patettt med icines, and lhair-dyes, and as a last resource had begun tddecipbeteundry names of some root' tired mortals, who, like myself, had • once waited-hero, and had traced their names or those of their friMids, upon the doors and window-casing; and a feW apt 'quotation's tool: my fancy.:` chalk, high up on the doer, was scrawled:" Homo, it oot home: • " Below this iri pencil was— ' Tie lona , iyhere o'or tho heart le." "And next, traced2with tt pin - licare le not here: . • ~ I had just`fallen asleep, trying to think up something smart to add to depot litera ture, when the rumbling of the approaching train aroused Me, and I had only time to stumble out in ho darkness, clutch at the cold, wet, iron r, iling, - reach the platform by the help of the brakeman, when we wore . Off, and I had not yet entered' the cars. n When I did do, I thought my chances rather - sliin for a seat; 'iced know how cross the passengers ,feel abciut midnight and after; they have settled themselves for the night by this hour, and ionic' upon now-corners as intruders: '' Heads wore - bobbing about, some nestled lovingly on the broad shoitlders of — es - e - oty, some leaning agriiif - lis ho — car-win 'doors, while their foot stuck out in all di , i rectibrie, makincr., the passage-way rather s hard road to travel, Two lone females bad each appropriated a double scat apiece, and I did not dare encroach on their premises. One woman, with three wakeful yOung chil dren all crowded into a Single 33eat, - did . ' moire - up; - as if willing to give me room, if ,- possible:.' The poor, you know, are alwayi3 generous. Two -men just across tho aisle grinned as I, paused near their double-anti, but did not °Mo. to makO room. : lagt, near the back door; I found a coat containing only 'an overcoat; [care* bag and umlirolla; thesolphieed in the racy overhead, and placing/my own valise' lie tvieOn myfeet, I took my seat, Protty well content with my success. ) '1 4. 1 The, train...thundered on, and One - dim lamp heemoo more and more inlay, for was sinking: into a • dreamy state, -when again the train valued for a moment, amamo was shoUtod,. ilia doorialnmrnod, npd - again , wo worn .going &Ont. - . than` when . . looked up,.and bohold`stanVing, yith her hank bra:Ood against the closbd.door, a young woman 'long ;box in hor arm:. . A' wandering. minstrel, thought .I;".- hope oho ; may:find ::.,,,, .. , "Not . a rand : moved ) and tkotirl look9dl 12 3 4 5 --.G----7 8- 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17' 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 26 26 27 28 29 30 31 2 3 4 5' 6 7 8 9 104 11 12 13 14 15 16 'l7 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 1 2 3 4 5 6 - 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 - 15 16 17 18 19,4) 1 21 22' . 23 24 25 26 _ 28 29 30 31 .1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 - 20 ; -- 21 -22 23 24 , 25; 26 27128 29 30 '1 2 3456 7 8 9 10 11.12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 - 25 26 27 28 29 30 1 ,2' 3 4 5 6 7 8/ 9 10 11. 12 13 14 15..'16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 - ,24 25 026 27 28 29 30• 1.. 4 5 6 7 8 9,10; 11 -12 1.3 14 15 16 17' 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 -:2;-&- 26 27 28 29 30 ,, 31 2 3 4 5 6_ 7 8 --9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 47 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 1 2 3 . 4 5 6 7 8 • 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 -- 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 1 2 3 1 5 6 7 8 9' 10 11 - 12 13 14 - 15 - 'lO 17 18 19 20 21 22 .23 24 23 4 o 14-12 13 14 15 1G 1718 19 20 21 22 2 - 25 26 - - 2728 29=301 ' .. , . -.: 1 ( -, - L • (:2_ L\ ` - -: - • 'CC ' kl • ! 41 . 49 ' -- ; i ~. : -' 4 411 . ----. , 1 1 ••• - • .. 1 . t -CIF r pi ei .'- ,:',,.c_ -2_ , : - .: L-, , ~__. . , , • I helplessly round! at the sleeping TWlliTifide awake now, but: ae !i ii k , rtgers. , as the sleepers..' I 'was in hopes thew) 10 , tor would enter and find the.iady a mo• comfortable seat thap I . could offer % hut:it would not - do:to lot: her stand, thM:e. clutching at the seats to steady myself—for .with Alm motion of the ears and want'o sleep I felt rather shaky—l approached the young lady And offered to carry her box, andlond her to my seat. The box she would not yield to mo,..but gave mo her little glov ed hand, and together we. tottered along nearly the whole length of. the car. Of course I gave her the inside seat; and, placing myself beside her, I again offered to relieve her off her guitar-case. Nit no,'slie again refused to give it up into my-hands,. but soon she stooped down and very care fully placed it under the seat, juSt back, of our feet, saying, as she rose up—' Will it inconvenience iiou there " " 'l' , Totnt all,s I answered. And now I felt in hopes thitt I might while away the. odious -having-a-social-chat-with tit-w my new companion. ", She, however,- seemed in no mood for conversation, but drawing her veil oviir Tier Mee, she loaned as far from me as possible against the, window, and was soon . fast asleep."' I had now no resting place for my sleepy head,: but nearly broke my_back,try— lag to keep stiff,: lest my bend might tasr chance bob against my unsocial neighbor. • "I we had paused at two stations, when just as they were slacking-it - 1i for the third, the conductor came in, and looked .sharply :Wench seat, then, approaching me, , This lady is wanted her' T stepped mitt° lather pass, a'hd they hur ried to the dOor ; it closed with it great crash ; and by Ow timej. had settled myself in my old quartiftWthe_ train was again go ing at full speed. And now I wished to makeup for lost time, and sleep.as much as possible, for I know we would reach, Chi- , cngo. a little before daylight, where my mother and sister were awaiting my arrival at the Tremont House. I had been absent from home three months, and my mother WaS hecorning anxious libouT — her truant boy. Sao written to apprise me of her coming • 'est, and hoped to have me for her escort on her return trip. I Ives quite mother's boy,' and not entirely weaned from horne,tics-at that time. So I leaned back in 'my corn er;und Ivasalmost - asleep; when my foot struck against sometiling bard, and on :looking down, discovered 'that guitar-case . My wandering • 'wafter-all, I thought ;,but I was thimtoo • • sleepy to let the t loughrtlisttirb-melong.T, drew my feet up on the seat and sunk into dream-land, and did not wake until the changed motion of time cars and constant li clang, clang of the bell, told me we were entering the city. "Opening my heavy oyes, I }('as amused, in spite of my cramped and aching limbs, 'to see my fellowsulreFers trying - to - bling themselves to life again. The banded necks were straightened, and the broad-shoulders that haribeen suoh willing pillows for pretty heads during the long ride, now shook them selves thoroughly, and became as hard and moire as if no loving bead had., over used them ; and busy little hands were at work adjusting the pretty heads, putting them in order, tying on hats and bonnets. Anxious mothers were shaking up.their sluggards. Whimpering children were searching for lost treasures under seats. Men were clutch ing at canes, umbrellas, valises, &c.. " Everybody WAS wide awake notv, and eager to get out—l- was so nenr - We door tliticirdid not take me long to make my es cape. I think I was the first ono to reach the platform ; and, valise in hand„-I, son. • ' (Posi OtTIS, CONFEDRIT N - Ronats, Witch is in the . Stait uv Kentucky,)_ No-‘,,,25, 1807. Lost week I received from Postmaster 'Renal] the follerin biTef note: WAsulkoTon, Nov. 10. Sir: The tenor uv eflis act does not sheeld ycie from removal. 'Wood it not be well for yoo to deeldre ysor preference !or . the Presi deney7 It is my opinion that President Johnson cood be indoost to accept the nonni -natibn-______ NIZATiV, •P To P. V. N shy, _ r.lf,;XolVcderil X - Rands. Tlgis ,note, keverin a.*:thretit., mit me late perspirashun. Why, bless the President's cheerful sole, uv course I kin express my preference for the Presidency. - Certainly kin. I bleeve in' A. Johnson. rust and only' choice, .and will by fo,r-lificen months to 'come, without fail. .T.ofinnot say '-veryinuelvfo - rlffin, litt-libuse Ins com petitors, and, that, possibli amounts to tho soma thing: , The Ssille'tin is ttnOte_T shall "s — o - iiirtO the 'Pr;esiddianririTdEiliiiiiiii — liiS • . organ : • • En. NASIINEL INTELIGENCER : 1.:j10 ' question wish now agitates the mind us ( KentuckyLmoro ; perhaps, than anything else, : is who sher be the nominee uv the next Nnshnel IDimeeratic Convention? There are many gentlemen spoken uv in connecshun with the place, and their claims I- peipose breefly to consider, from a Ken tucky stand-pint. The first.is Gen,--Geo.-B, -McClellan whose body hez been-recently raised fur the pur- 5 1 - ise.r Gen. McClellan is not,l don't thinl i c„ .. 'objectionable to the Southern-people. They hey a 'lateral and normal objection to any ono who drawd the sword agin em in the late onpleasontniss, but they do not bleeve that Gen. G. B. did this. At least of he (lid it, it was only - ligurative. His services to thif Confederacy in buryin the tens uv thans nnds uv Federal Soljers afore Richmond, the strategy ti his lootenantsin Eying-AbAfands . uv Pope and Burnside,, and keepin them from hurtin us and finally: his runoinNyilii Pendleton again Linicin, all bind him to the Southern heart. Any. one ;who ,coed hey rutyaginLinkitf in 1804,_they.cons.idormfteit hey bin trop to the South. He is UNaoth inest man to the Su'llp. people which t ever wore bloo. Bailee n't miser.- In the first P p horo isn't time between this and the) 4ext. election for him to 'make up his _mind Nyliether hoNvill accept the nomination or not; and secondly of he did decide' in time be lacks prestige. He hes bee defeated wunst hoz George, and it wont do to take up .. he is'out of the UM Ne'xt ho tho 'carilet is Pendleton. ,Get. T. PcndlOton, I say unhesitatibglY, .Won't do. Ho Won't: answer. There is No grata a distance atween hini 'and gm tunsees'nv his party He uses' good English, and wears clean shirt collars, and no sieli limn kin hey . the eontidene6 find` eitearii iiv the 66,4 Dimocilhtie states. Thes4iings, yoo may aver, are small and inconseinenshel, but I deny it. Ther-is a nitteral atlinity,;hetwerA. Di'Mobracy and dirty collars: Didst never observe when Pendleton .addrest the frees 'Men uv Injiuny,how cold And stunlike,witT. tbasaujience,ez.bis finis* periods fell nip on their cars? Didst never bear Henry Clay - Dean,' whose shirts are, worn Ora cOnsecu tiro months, and whoso:stockins are 'never changed? bidst never em ? It ain't that there's eny, difference in wilt they say—:-its'in the : shirt Cedar. Ilc sides Pendlonin hez none' the qualities nedessary fiticeereful candidacy. Ho wok bor'd tollable_well off, and hadret nnry struggle in hie yooth. He didn't 'drive - on thenanal and study Algolwa•on the back of a kickiminule, and gat icnoelct: of by•ti fano Paptin for nagleckWidduty; ho min's% born4if hig.cahin in thalamic woods, -110- ; ther did ha' studylraminar • by the Ate a pine lcnct, • Auk hold in one-"hand ana the beolc in the other. ' Ha didn't learn Sheen - 1 : 411(in his, boyhood's dose, when the death til•shis hither, Which . wtq,lainonthd by nil whdknew, bhp, drove thin family into huinble poverty. Neither did ha, while up-I •pri tin) shoe boa*, feel within-him the only— ! of a ti(?),)16 dinbishen,,iiint-risin rush with l npron..on, to ,ii.;l6v (nlis and dounind teb . a"l l reeee'ved.oz a, student. ,Nyno : ov these: 1 . He I rich, but rospeqinble pin:enc.°, who and - started in lifoni . ,entnfo'rtidde.qz, ever it young 'man V;11Z : ‘.ll"s, Plano . to, thnE . ??9”, , 1110 ton : won't do. . same_ objections §mOup! - . • §y, . k v\:- ~,' , N- L.- ~ • _ l';', • ."-,-,' . ,p•-- , 21 ~- -, , _ ..4 ~ -., . _ no objeOlishenalm,thelicz-dun-hia party servis. Twuz him who 'linden speech • to our Irish follow-citizens who wuz engaged in assertin they sooperiority over the Afrikin Orphan AsyluMs; - in No 6 York,lri" - 1t1e.3; by burnin riv em and heatin out the braias'nv. Z. the orphans, and no maMdurintho war wuz a firmer friend uv oar Houthern brethren -than-he t but-he's abother-Pendleton. Such a man Might apse for ..Vice-President, - never for end of the ticket. g. • 111 CV,ltlnt AO be thob.'nv. Bookatinn el:indent stand the pressure irci this ofils.seek ers a week at his age, and rich ur our South ern Dimeltratic- Statesmen ez aro flt, - -for the place aro either•im exile far away, Or are pro hibited .froni accoptin the Os we would be • glad to give ern, by the laws uv n oneon stoalinel (,ongris for partielpaslin in •the late unpleasantnis. Vallandy4uM remains to 09, but-M3 aint avaleuble. The fact Vallandygum hoz outlived his day. Hod he bin actemited by a-desire-to-beneflt-biaparty-Iho-Nyoulcr hovi .purposely irritated the guard which arreste , d, him to .tlfe extent that they' wood herlier- Tanted his boivei and died onAhe spot; with aproprit last words for ull to put on the anners and rich. Theirlfe wood Itev- bin 'so to us, Then cooirieher piked to his dean - „ 1 and in sepulltreltones exclaimed, ''But -he sOltlshly'refoozed to die, mid took srktcble good care to Preserve himself intact, ' - returned - to plague us. A live politikil `”): is a most inconven ient piece of : fornytocir. Martyrs is much , like thegruntin swine—ur death, and then-they are only z , ose - only after .. presell t . pies?. However ir, sweet they limy while .I , r6'sli, they won't do to salt dew)). The L..,•„ y ill , his wrongs did all very well-for *two o, three campaigns, but the people lied (muff iv/ it. It sours - on their stumicks. Iq ts ' got to bo to the DemoeraCy wet hash is to boarders. It obstrades itself. - NVhen there is a Senator to elect, up ernes this martyr and busts in among the wires like a bull ,ia a china shop, demandin it ez the price u his :sulfrins for _the coz. very well when-martymhemsunthin i to recommend him besides his martyrdom, otherwise he becomes a noosance ur the fast mag,nitude wish., calls for speedy and etTeetooal ment, . Wieh, then, steel We hey for pur Presi dent" There is ono Man, apart whom the minds .uv the DimocrisyUSi thr esaintiy, center: allood, Wlio write "P: M." after my name - ; say, to A.l qohlison. Tri_Tlrour rock — MOollr cheefesl trust, ~ and in liim oiilf lice we refuge . Iteons clear to me...that lie lice all the qualitieq for 'suc cessful candidacy. Ile woe born ay poor I arencel - irra - peor-year-mul-in-a-very-ppor- State,His father died when ho. wit:4_ so young.thet, ho didn't remember him for suthin like fifty years after, and Ile wiz lef%i poor orfunto make his way - alone iii the--world.. - Ho - referred to this - interUstin -fact In-his--inaugurtd-speeeiron-the--4th-uw 4805. lle made uv himself a tailor And actually worked on the beard, 'for a liv.in, and read hiitry_whilu a >vorl:in in dustlcsly at his trade. For the benefit uv the people I Wood state a fact that may nut be genemily known, that Ile, from this honorable beginning hoz swung around the entirovirkle uv oflishel honor, holdin, at different limes, every office in the gift -ny the people, from .I.ldermarr-nv -his native village up to the Presidency., Ef I remem ber, he incidentally referred.to -these facts in a speech ho madowanst. There are othei raucous-for givin hjmn tho dominnshen, uv Wichl,o4o are the, most_ prominent : . elf he isn't nominated and el ‘ ectid, Sdward,_WeCd, Raymond, Randall, and Secretin:y Welles will.to wtinst go back to the Republikin party. 2. .1.1,'9 hoz lhe alfeesimn uv nearly every 91s -bolder in the — YoonitediStates, and wet' _a , tite_Aheyiwood_anake.l.a_retain__their posithets. His Dimocricy is entirely satisfactory to ,, zne. lie temporarily, abberatod, but when he returned ho wiz fiercer than over. • • perod 1 5 long ivay uit_thiLnagiUntain_ uv Ablibben,jt,is troo, but when he fell, he only suilk deeper in tho mire uv Democrisy. Ve needYiever fear Co - trust skitm a me • 44, Llo•les a., incurable hatred uv the _.When they woodent. receove Lim corjclly on his various Wors t he swore oternel hostility , to eel. -• Ilene° we kiia de j-jend -upon his bein trio to us, G. 4 . ?:a ittrther.guarantee uv faithfulnis, .I.:niniT ) ,saitheti I hey it front the best au thority•tht,it he takes only whisky 'sticate, Lavin given over all them'dornoralizin fancy bevuragea , wic s ji sos4,ooaol.ink-witiivehe-s•Avnirr• the blinds uvinikity and the gall nv bitter- There are other reasons, but. tiles° are sufficient. Let us put onto the • tiel of With . him Nenry "Clay Dean, Mid tha - arrange- Monts complete. Wo hdv the North repro. sented;•tind the intollociooal and nunanlel lecto wings uv the Diniocrisy— I love Deam'Erhe stands afore an aujerico in all his greasineSs, I fool that thorn him wich wO must admire. I close this ar ticle with 4aggestin the follorin ' • ',. ' For?Presidont, ' ._ AND/100 JOHNSON;. (The pride uv the Pordinaaiors.) ~.,..Ror Vico President, .. . _HENRY CLAY.2,DIIIAN. •• ' ~ ~,,'• ~. '. Respectfully, • • 1 '', • •' A Kentucky Postnonstor., i,l -got s!ign thus so that. in case any p or inan succeeds; the iintliorship kin be ,( onfBd.. -4. ,•` ' ' : . . PET.IkOLF.UNI V, NASItY, P. M. . - i . - , : (Wick ia.postrimater.)r , i FoomNa Anon ,IN vita DARK,—A `iraveldi mice arrived at. fi village 'inn ticOr .a hard day's travel, but the. Landlord_ said they ware enti`rely full, and that it' was tit-. 'terly impossibletb acemmnodate him; that his wife had to sleep on the soap and hunself on the fleorbrit'he would see' what his Wife ceglii do for'him. • The good woman on be 'reapplied to, said-there web rooth he mightmecupy, provided he would agre%to one condition, viz: to enter thermour late in the dark, and leave it, early. in' theinoi ring; toprevent scandal, aS the room was double ibriaded and oceupied hy'a 'lady..- This' ho agreed, to. About LW& 'clloi - !k iii "Elio moan , j leg ari,rlWful noise *as heard,ta -thU house, rand our. friend, the traveler; 4ns , rtmnblinglieels - OverifirairdoWn7Stkii - The landlord,. on ritriVing at Alim,'spot; inquired What the matter awns. . The ,pltv.dor ejeoe!etei es : soon- as_ • could speak: . •,. , • . -- hthat women's dead I"' • !'.l . hewer thitt,!? said thelendlord, bow the d--1.41 you find it out?? kII 10 . 1:1•• I • • - lay" -a A-Weddilig Night7Shiit It wasnit hardly' the 'fair thing the IMys did to ,;Tlie ThonipSOn: the' night lie was married, but the temptation' was • too - . irre sistible. 'They coul i dn't have helped if to have/saved their tell yoir I ow it W 59., Aect was about the most fancy dressed. iluck in - the - tu w Pfirticullir 'n perfect - Miss Nancy in mafineVs, always putting on _nirs, and More dainty -rind modest that a girl. Welloyhen 'hie wed ding .night learnt: Ilo y was dressed triink empty,, and ,his penal especially fitted him as if . they - haft : been monbfs and his legs candles, and rite into them. Tight was no name for them. Their set . was - iinmen.se, and lie was proud as half a dozen peacocks. "Aren't the y nice, boys?" he asked or the . two who 'wero v to betrobinsmen nini see that he threw 'himself away in the - most op prOved fashion,• "Sturiiiingl Gorgeous V' replied Tom Tien n ANever: s yth n g qu al, t o tun . 3‘it, I say, Joe, nern't they just the least 'bitftight? It strikes the that you will huge , sorto--diffleulty n_l?ending—wont you?" '.l'shntr, no I They.nre- as easy no nn old glove. See!" •• • Td.prove the matter he bent down so as to touch his patent leathers, when crack! crack!' followo like the twin reports, of a revolver. : "Thunder!" exclaimed To - e es lie clasped his hands behind and found a rent in `the cassimere from stem 10 stern. "Thun der! the pants have burst and what shall I do?" ‘, ."I should rather think they liitid,"---iiii swered Torn, getting 'purple in the face as ho endeavored to control his laughter. I, ‘)-1111 . t-theVe-is-no time to get another pair. It only wants half an hour Co the standing-up time, ~,t ip we IMAM got alone to go. Carriage '''" ~ ,ting ti,, "hat shtai I do ?=what shall I do ?" ! , I'll tot you „ hilt, Joe, if mine would'llt _ k you you 5h0 . !, , ,i bk,,, - them Mut" weleofise, 1 but they are_aboi,.•,. - ,-, i f r ,,, too hig __,., troola set,like a shirt on IL 1,0,1 n idle. I see no Thvayjimt to have them mended,- - ' - . ' l Who can I get to do it, Toni ?' . "Well, I am somethlng of a tailor, ,„ (. 1 con -- fix them, so they .won't slow_ Hold o. minute, and get a needle and thread." ' "Can you R yiny Heaven bless you I" "Off with yeti'. 'ecart.,"" commanded Tom, as berePnie:bti,Ck: “Noi, Iny yourself on the'bed and I fix yonThl .shorVorder.!' „.. The command was •obeyed-l i he._..pants: - mended -the coat-tails were.carefUllypinned over SEf;as to condenl. the "distress for rent', and Itll i went morry,a4 a marVage hell, un til Joe - folicr . ired - his Idu - s - tildeft;ftile CO -Tn - Frigitio couch. ~ -_- II Vlore WR3 only a dim lighTi. ertlve-room butit - e - rdibied-Cf.oc,_as he glanced bashfully mound, tO BCC the sWeetst - lfitce.- in _-the 'world,.the - ro - sr - thecks and ripe lips, the -lovely-and lovingblde=MsSTKiidlire"Fol curls just peeping 'from .out the -snowy sheets, and ho hastened to . disrofm himself. Off came i..mat, vest, faneynktie and collar boots and socks in a hurry: but somehow the pants stuck. The more he tried r thA more they wouldn't come, attil he Ing,l2;ell vainly for half an jiOur. "Thunder r' watered Joe. "What is the matter dear ?" came is t softest of accents from the bed, where 'spmebody was wondering if he ever was gloing-ttre . ome to her arms.. It was n andreent- of desperation. Joe s entirely' overcome by tlßN , dtuation, and forgetting his neoutrar baskft<ess blOCed out : - 4-Ihiqy, that' caused ..Toia_llennstt has sewed)ny pants, 'lVawers, shirt itad under shirt all together ," _ "ft is too bad: — 'Waif it moment, dear.' A Mire stockingless foot first peeped out then n ruffled night-dress,_ the lamp was lighted`ttliair of scissors found' nuil,Joe,r6,_ eased, Although Joe denies it, Tom Ben net, swears_that'his shirt \sus of the shor . tes, ppsEible lesgthyreaseirti-ng,a posteriori !' : A CHANCE FOR GAP MAKERS. . . . . Widow' llaria Spoor, ..13illiugsville has recently sent the following epistle to \ the silent partner of-one of our prominelp .physicians: ''You was pitted out to inn the other day - as the man What-inakcs , grave stones. , I want a, stone for my late , anrJ,- Hezekiah Spoor; I want large' stoneNs ho was•a very-large-mom-say. 2 feet wit e and Wfeet high. His age -was 09 year's . , 9 months and 17 days; had he HI/0 o'clock in the morning, but as he died at 12,• I think you had butter: put it jdawn 11' dayS, • to bd . iiiirtigular—git His disease was billions colic, and Was sick only 2 days and 2 nights.-' I want you to put it all in,csriiatilly the disease_he died with eAVas.,- ost. w . .'siekt• — TheTriirsr dap ha .wasafraid Iso wound die, and' the next he' was afraid he wouldn't but he dial; yes he is dead, and I-never shall forget the expressi[Othat lit up his countenance in his latter moi l i nts. I understood that you sometimes - ca •v i images on gra'estones and likenesses. \ ow, if yogi can do so, I wish you would chisel Out h picture of my Hezekiith (hits Hon Halt I mean, for ho did'hot took)ilce another Ilenekinh that. I met yesterday.) I will try 'and-- describe his looks. He was really. a - Frm, had whiskers which was red, wshort. neck and very large bead and foot-but,.• don't suppose you could chiseL i eut foot in•the picture, but,youjnight get . his . hand in. Itti Leda large mouth and tAiio large gray eyes. His eyes- were very and Fwant yen to get this peculiarity-' on, thdiravestone,,,,l will trY _and describe" this peculiarity. One eye,you.Wallt, rihttt.you, lied the other 'you want turned as though itrwas,looking. up the dope all the tithe. New -I want -Oita 'by _next Week, as I snow Of - marrying; another Hozekitili the weel ' after; and I wont the lg raveStone up before for fear this, other would think, itivas,designed for him. :.1 don't suppose yeireoula plot ire himliaving , tlielillious colic, ailuid,,fou waircto pay pia . part in sonic of the clothes ho had on ,whou ; tie with 'eohcillnd-tho::re'st-d-will-ptty•-you- atelier its" soon ma got married, will, bo =in about Y iveekS, oink tliosigl,nnli vole') by Fiittii•ii mOl what will bo the prien'etthe. draidatonci.ivitli: the picture, Withhitiflai l l hag the, billiouA of 1:861. - : . The'funeral records every yearbav r o' something-like attequilibriumin the' ber of:noted'iiiixneg ; :l'hbse of the year saist conhen - y.:.iny:;teliicep3iljp.. : uropo and tlif;"country:. •Tlie'dcatba at' forne include •Gov. Andrew; of.)faastiehugetts;';Qbarlce ... Antilop, .D; A. D. Bache,. Lt. . ISE Brigadier. Gomm], Bailey; , Judge Bartlett, af..l.s . T . .ewilamtishire;.;Captainzßankbead ; U. S. ; Charles,. Jliowri, 'iArtoinua V - L ard," ex-Gov. Campbell, of Tennessee; HoM' B P. Chambers; of Maryland; S. Saha- ltOr; CMO. E. ; : Red. It q..Phrise, of Ph Tadelp in Brigadier Oen. Curtis, U: S. A- ; the briginal nelc,,Downiae-L-Presiton Cal lege; 1i0n.4. P. Do • pOriiitcndtnt, Cen.sui;,'Con. •'Dodge; Samuel Downing; Pie hist pe'nslorMr . of; the Ilcvolutioii T e Moro '13 , ,10ght,; -- Abby' NO. 2, Jacob Fry; hon. 21f 1 . P. Geiftry ; of KAAttekyi Gilmore,"llainpshieti;;..MaS,. get'. i " - ChdrfeS - Griffiri: 17: S:ATI3. fattier 4,1;11 . 11: W. S. Howe, Jr.; GO. • Wasli. - H tin t, of New Yoi•k; Gave lolicsoii; of Tennessee; Ilon jah sisal), of Pe.; nayl vania; G. W.Kci,dit'll;t. Chief Jm-tits Lumpkin; uf„Goorgia;_ . J. A; MeDougal - ,T of Galiforiiim:-ItaM Magraw, atone time Treasiiree ofl!fi.nnSyl vania;- Gen. T. - F. - M'eaglier, of - Man- • tana; Isaac Neviton, Commissional.' df 'Ag • -• rieultitie; Rear Admiral Pearson, V, a -N.; ex-Governor Porter,af,Tehns,ylyaniaMdj Gen.. Sterling .Prien; _Cf-Kruttiely; 'Rear AdMiralßingtold, N.; General and, Goe'einor 'Roane, 'of Ar -kansas;--Rev—Til.--Rouissilon,..Vicar_GeneraL of Louisiana ; Bishop Rutledge, :of Florida ; L. M. Sargent, author; Mrs. Catharine Sedgwiek ; Bishop Soule, of Tennessee; Commodop. lvartwoitt; S: NT;-Right; Rev. John Timon ; Captain R. Townsend, C. S. N. ; Jules Velcro, father-ih-law of General. Beauregard; Professor Vethalre, of Pennsylvania; Col. Wainwright, U. S. A. ; Omit. W..Wallcer;l3. S. N.; Justice Wayne, of the Suprema Court; IVjllis;liiVa_M—roodttitf W ; liOnorable . Wright,- of New Jessup and Rev. H. Har baugh.- The most prominent foreign names are. those of' Allison the historian, Cardinal Al tiarii Victor ! Cousin', Coin. de Figaniere, Augustin di Ytukide,- -Michael s Farraday, Ingres 'tlre'pliinter, - Priiice Mournvieff, Dr. Livingstone (if ho is dead ex-Queen ' Amelia of Naples, -Maximilian-of -AusEila and Mexico, the Milcad6 of Japan, Gen. Miramon, ex-King Otho• el Greece, Peoreo the Neapolitan statesman, Alexander Smith, Drs • KelpestumiL_Veron,___Ge'n___Vidaurri, _ the Earl of Reese, and Aniline Pallid, Min istarik-Finance in France... An Inexplicable Mystery Within the Walls of the Tiastile; during Louis XIV., _was enaeted . .ill"l l,, xtble mystery, which has liliFsfer.i ; to, this _ clityi"vo-11)c.;,\ : 14:t,liO::; ; „ Iron Mask, " , Ayheir. 'Award - of,' lie, was t rdi n c!.l. I ii_the_mai:guer e -in the ‘s Tempved--by---- De Sain,t Mars; who wai. his 1 Avnto gover nor, and answerable, ft istiel eyed, for his safety with his, own. life; k 4 \he Bustile, . ivb- tie died on2.‘4 - IVeinber I.ooa, 1703, - and was-buried-on the ,20th, ccinttery the name of Machina. No man, except the frovernor_, so _far_as. _is__ known, ever saw his face -or hoard Lis --- voice; two persons, to whom be had eon icycir written svorde - , -- in -one case marked upon a linen shirt, in the other engraved on a silver plate, died without apparent cause, immediately afterward. During his conveya'nce from the Marguerite Isles, Do Saint Mars dined at the Same table and slept in the iMine-ehamber with him, with pistols oven at Mind ready to destroy him in case of an attempt on his part to reveal him lelf. - In the Bastilc he seas - waited on, at table and toilet, , by the governor, wino took charge or and destroyed all the linen he once used: ' - litrlvas never seen but with a mask-of black velvet, fastened behind his j heatl, with steel springs, and when .he went. td hear mass, tlr. In valldes, who .4were in charge of him, with muskets • and lighted matches, were instructed to 6c on him in stantly in case of his I speaking or showing - his face. A hundred conjectures have - been risked as to who this mysterioUS porsai was who was treated with such respect, yet with such jea'tltls rigo-whose life was held Sa-', ,:arellm„omist-cii It-i-tigefF T -yet, mad 41-1 - in 0-scene-- ? ... 54.11: - -tant mystery. Tlmabsenee of any person of sullicient note- from-the 'stage-of history to account for such precautions alone ,baffiesrall ittquiry. The general impression .)tectims-to---bc--tha t-he-was-im-eld el. —b ro th cr-of—,— - N. 'lt:ds XIV., the frail :of an adulterous in trigue-between Annomf Austria. and the Duke of Buckingham, 'or some ;3111c , r un known lover, who, being born iii wea oak, _cOuld not hava.bcanqispossessed:of his' laim t - the throne had Ins oxistonco b , r amitted.. TONE JCPREACIIN;II CAUGHT.—Onto twpJniil is tors. t Qgos pel wore eon4ing together on, extempiinnieiiiis pi-enching.. • • :'olo - diving :`wnsiug . nrurrn, "you nre ruining yourself. by 'writ ing your sermons end rending them off. Your congregntiOn•can not liecome interest- ed SU, you r preuelti unai 1-yoMwera-cni mponCt9 'wench— uneXpectedly, i L ink.ss you could get hold of on 'old sermon,,.yoti would ho completely confused," . • The young diviiMused all his eloquence, -but-in vain;-to convince tho old gentleman that the written senion expressed hisqwn * thoughts and feelings, and if called)le could r— preach extethporaneously. • 'As we. are el'-the .the - sanie - faith;" said ••* le young minister, - "suppose 'YOu- . *try me seat. Sabbaths morning. On ariending the ulpit you can hand me if' teat: from any pelt ofthe Bible and -I-Vil convinee 'You __, that I can preach without looking „at„the text before I stand up!, Likewise T. • must be allowed the same piivilego with'yMMand * sea who Will4nake the best of it." • ~ ThO idea seolmatto doll - ght,tho old genjle .Man,itild it iiins immediately The on `mounting the" pulpit,. his senior brother bilided hfm orally) of paper,•on •ivlllely was writterit,‘...itaid:. tho ass opeaqd. his Mouth . ank spalie,' . " from, . . Avhich" .ho preaclierli clorlou .sermon , . chaining the attention 'of: 1)4 drilkliC . ad liyaress and aharailag old': lria - pd,;..,.With hie eloquence: • ' , In the tiftorpoon tho3-oupg Uric lia • After nrand- 1 OokAit "Am .1., not , tl'rino ass t"!' ll'aniYng:: frypnoni.R; lin ran his . fingor ,6, tliroui,ol,'.4is .Irgir, strikight.oninglls col4Ti7)sl(iiiilirisfil9set liko tlto last. trumpot, and resealouci: I 'wt . no-Sss in'which . a 4.§adly, silonarrotgned.-., xading4a •' 'r'i" thlid;tnno t othin, ass?' loOlteil-ovoi, the:01114,0 - a' his olidr 4nd.ri aolei\li v 910014 t ' 4 l eltirik 6rdairill. all