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ATTORNEYS AT LAW. Office on
Main St., In Mnrlon 3InII, Carlisle, P.
G. 11. BELTZECOOVER,
A:ITOhNEY' AT LAW, and Real
. s tistate A7gent, Sht.pbordstown; West Virginia.
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son-County and tise Counties adjoining it.
January 19, 1860.-71 y. •
WP. SADLER, Attorney at Law,
• Carlisle Pa. _olllce In 'Volunteer Building,
Seals lianorer Street.
'HERMA.N r Attorney at Law,
Carlisle, Pa., .110. 9 Melees Mill.
41,18114-4 y.
TAMES A. DUNBAR, Attorney at
ty law; Carllelci, Pa. 6111. In N 0.7, Ilhaem'a
July 1,1861-Iy.
JOSEPH RITNER,.Jr.,• Attorney at
Law and Surveyor, Mechanicsburg, Pa. Office on
Rail Road Street, two doors north of the Rank..
et..lluslness , proreptly attended ,to. -
July 1, 1884.
TNO. C. GRAHAM, Attorney at Lath,
0 Carlisle, Po. Offico-formorly - occuplod — by - Judgrr'
Grabens, South Hanover st root.
Soptombor 8, 1865:
-; BELTZHOOVER, Attorney
.at Law Moo In South Hanover !Area, opposite
entree dry good store Carlisle, Pa. •
September 9, 1864.
Ir, WEAKLEY, Attorney at Law;
-.,, ()Inca on south Hanover street, adjoining the
Wilco of J udgo (halms, All professional, business en
trusted to him will be promptly attended to.
:July 1, 1864. . ,
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• IAMUEL IIEiI3URN, Jr., Aitiorney
jat Law. Office with Iron. Samuel Hepburn,' Hama
St. Carlisle Pa,
rub , ' 1, 1804. •
W CARD.-CHARLES E. MA
OLAUGUIaII, Attorney at Larri - 0111co In tbo
room formorly occupied by Judgo Graham.
'July 1, 1864-Iy.
R. GEORGE S. SEA.
j_f RIGHT, Dentist, from the Bent..
- Wore College of Dental Surgery.
-443•Offlee at - the residence f his mother, - East
Loutber street, three doors belowßedford.
" July 1, IISt.
GE O. W. D. D.
Late Demonstrator of Operative Dentistry of the
Baltimore College of
wok Dental SurgerY•
°Mee nt his residonee
opposite Marion Hell, Fest Main street, Oat I We, Pu.
July t, 1884.
Dr. I. C. LOOjAIS
Pomfret Street few doors --, kt EURO
belo*r South Hanover st
July 1,1864.
A fE,S.- R. A. SMITH'S PHOTO
graphio Gallery Sootlpenst Conley . rlailover
etlett; And Market Square, whore may be had all the
different 'styles et Photographs, from eard• to life-she,
yolymviYEsi: PiNTBRoTXPESrAND
.11.F,LA;INOTyPES
also Picturas on Porcelain, (som othing note) both Plain
sad Colored, and which aro beautiful productionuof
the Photographic art. Call and ace them.
Particular attention given to copying from Dagttorro•
.types.,4c.. .
flho invites Inn patronage of the public.
Feb. 16,1866.
i_)IVIEtuING NEW.
•
Porcelain Picture or
OPAL TYPE.
rFHIS beautiful Picture. is now &ado at
Lochman Gallery, In Dr. Neff's Building, oppo
te the Flret Natihna I Bank, v0[11.11,41 Verfaction and
style, tone and finish that It cannot help but please
every one, the precelain imparts a most clear and
charming complexion to the plans°.
All Mhos styles of
PHOTOGRAPHS,
of all sizes,
CARD PICTURES iind AMBROTYPES,
aro Made in the most perfect manner. A largo varle:
ty of Frames and Passapartouts, Cases, Albums are
on hand,and will be sold cheap.
Copying done In the host manner. The public is re
spectfully Invited to exumitio specimens.
The First Premium has been awarded by late county
Fair to 0. L. Lochman, for •
The Best Photographs
Fob. 0,1600
TREMENDOUS EXCITEMENT I
New Fi r m. I New, Store ! ! New Goods! 1 !
yHE undersigned having taken "tie
Store Room, in Alain St., rocontly occupied by
a aD. Gorge's, next door to "Merlon Ilan," 'amid re•
"Tactfully invite the . attention of the people of Carlisle
and vicinity to my large, varied and well selertod Stoch
of Dry Goods. consisting in part, of
• MUSLINS,
- • CALICOES,
• DELAINES, • - - -
._
-'''' GINGHAMS,
i, FLANNELS, &c,
' at greatly reduced prqes, in consdhuenee of the late
heavy decline In Goode In the Eastern Cities, and as
my_ goods aro airflow, I can and will sell at est unish
ingly low rates, I have also a choice seloctiou ot
Ladies' Dress Goods,
. _
AMR/HOER, ALPACAS, MOHAIR,
all Wool &Woos, Lustors, PoUllus, Omen fine anay
molar. of Gentlemen's Wear, such as
• CLOTHS,
CASSIMERES,
- SATTIN ETTS,
COTTON A DES &c.,
we taco great ploaeurd In Shbaing goods end would be
leazdt c hero thetheLrdeacll2neexnlmuul l e rt w l vhtc r veare Ll or.noaeet
,
gates. We feel satisfied that we can offer greeter in
ducements to purchasers than any similar Establish
ment in this vicinity, rdmember the place at Gorges!
• old - tin StOre j next door to Marion MM.
S. C. BROWN. ,
March 16, 1866, • .
New Variety Store
THE subscriber has removed his store
to Um room recently occupied by J;
between Drs. Kieffer 6 , Zlczor. ❑oxides hie formor
stock of Notions, Ito boo also on band a fine assort
ment of
DOMESTIC DRY GOODS,
snob as
. . .
•
01.1.1.00 iii,
musuria, - _ • , •
,-• DEL/LINEA,
GINGHAMB,
. ~ • FLANNELS,
' ... ' „. lILLANNETS, .
.
,SIIAIVI.P, '
. ' ' ,- i HOOP-SKIRTS,
.._,
y , HOSIERY, '
. .
• GLOVES Am., So.,
"erbich bo - IS determined to; soil at tho lowest 'cash
prices. Piper Collars all stylos, sites and kinds..
•
. Umbrellas, in groievariety; vory &dap. •
. All the latest phoot Music kept constantly on band:
The usual "reduction mode to musts teachers. Ono
splendid Plano 4ccordoons, Pluton, Violins, Ac. The
Old Motto 'Quick Sales and Sisal' Profits." Como and
bo satisfied. ,
No trouble for no to show our goods •
WM, R. lIALIAT
•
Heiv.2, 1.866, • . .. ,
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Pennsylvania Agricultural- Woi.ks,
. •
York, Pa.
ANUFACTUItERS of Standard
. Agricultural Implements, Polished Bled
D D 1 [ ,
lU, OUltiVllltOri, Cultivator Teeth, Worse Powers,
11111 Pressen. Foundry _Work, Thres ß hng Machines, de.
11. i
B AUMAN,
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Now 'Kingdom Pa.
. .
• ' , Agent for Cumberland Co.
These Machines and Implements
arli Meehanesbu ew IClngweti o ll bo o r d a e n liv e relld
ar
C oin sl along the Cumber N and Valley nßailray,caon
application to.
: No*, 2,1863—tt.
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VRt,A.I I / 4 1 WORK, Stars, Tulips, Bon
' bons, 4-lamoda,Cdlocalataa, INT" Cocoanut and
Daa.16.1865.
tiADIES COMP.OI,ONS,
all aorta aluipoa and Aids.
ar..16, 1800 +" •, • • 'AT 11AVNIIISTIONB
10111140W,5.--,Plcink,. "Xpik,..Ett-
'JL 010 and PoiTPFlowe;for sale obe l
eZ t XTON'S.
' , . ', iooPt:lll;7ol. •. . . - '
opt.
of every, dosOrifitiociat
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111, BAxToN.O
VOL. 65'.
A. K. RECEEM, Publisher
WM, D. PAIMER
Extensive Millinery Establishment
NO, 004 Walnut Street, hiladelphiti.
MADAM OISELLE KEOGH,
•
•
2IIILLINIE DE PARIS, "
Having rebuilt and greatly ulargO, her place of
buslne"Fir, has now on hand an el the ifew nesortment
of the ury beet styles of
FlitllN CIE 'MILIAN ERIC
• Through her numerous agents In Paris, she Is (Ina
blod to present !unity:knee of other establishments the
very latest European styles In
Bonnets, llend Dress 4, Caps
Faailtera, Ribbons;
Frames, etc.
THE SALES ROOMS
Am constantly stocked' nvith the choicest goods, and
tom sending orders can ho accomntodatet) nt tho
iortcst possible notice. .
Mg MOURNING DEPARVIRNT
Is thoroughly organized, and ban beau made a spa
nifty in tho Estaldlament.
THE WHOLESALE. DEPARTMENT
Offers grOat inclocoments to ;Alillinero, who can at
any time to furnished with pattern bounetk of tho
very latest styles, prior to their being oxposml at re
tail.
N. B.—Fronelt, lingliph lied Gorman Spoken
fir. 2 1 18OO—Onl.
- A. If. 'ft'ONSL.F.R, •
1? EAL ESTATE AGENT, Scrivener,
conveyances Insurance and Claim Agent. Of
lice Main Street Near Centre Square. "
Highly Improved warm at Private
Sale.
• -
QPILTATE neaN,Alio village of Lisburn,
Cumberland Indies from - 111 - edlanies,
burg, and 7 miles front Harrisburg, containing 108
acres, all cleared but about 6 which are covered with
good tint her.
The ipiprovimenln are ell now and very sup e rder
contlisting of a large
Brick Mansion House,
site
Brick B
S:lllank Barn,
r ec • o
i4ractiav MUCH 7 E HOUSE,
Bake ]Loiter and kip/Mg ifbit,SP,
Large Wagon Shod, and other convert lent out-build
ings, a stream of running water near the house and
abundance of Fruit of all kindaconsistlng of Apples,
Peaches, Pears, (Hopes, &e. The farm Is beautiful)) ,
situated on the haul, of the "Yellow lircegbes' .
he soil iu the highest possible state of cultivation,
ont.isting of a inl.‘t me at Limestone ainTo r r_eekbettom_
and, and nearly hil'undbr pold, aiTirraißeviee, and an
.bundent supply of lorurt trees growing. '
A. L. SPONSLEH,
Real ]:state Agovt.
lob. 31, Itti
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Two Valuable Tracts of Tiniber
Land at Private Sale. •
QITUATE on the South Mountain
io near Mount Holly Springs. Consisting
Tract, containing ,75 Acres, adjoining the property of
the Mt. Holly l'aperCo. - Well covered with young
chest,,ot. Another tract containing 40 Acres adjoin•
lug the above. Apply to
=1
Hotel Property in Churehtown at
Private ;Sale.
Qin) ATE on Main Street containing
170 feetin front and no foot to depth Impreee
meets a large Double two-story
FRAME gousE, 6
Extensive StalAing up I Sheds, Wash House, and otTi , ..
or convenient out 1l dtlilin yx, an excellent Well of We.
ter et the deer, and a Cistern In the yard. For terms
and further particulars enquire of the owner Mrs.
t3arch_A—Litgeet,,vestillug-in-Churehtnw - nrer - of
A. Jr, SPONSLER, -
Heal Estate Akent.
EIMIESI
i_l_olllE Insurance Company of Now
Llama), Connecticut, Statement of January IM,
18013.
Capital tovlc
Surplus
$776,580,10
Losses untuljustrd ' $35,077,72
INSURANCES MADE PERPETUAL AND TEMPOR-
The assetts of this CompanY conalst of United States
Government Securities, stocks In National Banks, and
lst, Mortgegus on Real Estate The Board of Directors
have declared a Semi-Annual cash Dividend of Ten
per coot free than Ourernment Tax payable on and af
ter lAth, January, 1861.
Also a scrip Dividend of Sixty per cent on the earned
Premium of Policies entitled to participate in the Pro
fits for the year ending lot of January, 1866. ...And
have voted to increase the Capital Stock of the Com:
pony to Coe Million of Dollars. Apply to
A. L. SPONSLIIIi; Agent.
TOWN PROPERTY on South
Tor street, Carlisle, Comprising lf.'o feet in front
and 240 foot to depth having thereon erected 3 Dwell
ing Houses, Shops and other Buildings will be sold en
tire, or Melded to cult purchasers. ' Apply to
A. L.,peoNsuni.
Peb.l6, 1866.
• -A—Vdluable L. of Ground.
DESIRAI3LE for gardening or build.
ing purposes situate on North Pitt Street, ez
t ' Uled and adjoining_ the Fair Grounds in the Bo
oiagh or Carlisle; containing 4 acres, be the some 'tno
or less, will be sold at Private Sale on reasonable terms
Apply to' , •A. L. SPoNSLEIt,
Nov. le, ISIS. - • Beal Estate Agent.
THE GREAT CAUSE OF
a Human Misery.
Just Publi3llcd, in. a SOW Envelop,. Price
six - cents.
A Lecture on the Nature, Treatment, and
Radical Cure of Seminal %fa:fitness or Spermator
rlana, involuntary Emissions, Impolimey, Nervous
Debility and Impediments to Marring f gunerally..i.Cou
sumption, Epilepsy, and Fan; Mental and Physical
Incapacity, &c.,—By ROIL J. CULVERIVELL, M. D.,
Authot °Vale "Gruen Book,", Ac., .
The world-renowned author, in thin admirable Lec
ture, clearly proven Irom his own . experlonce that the
awful consequences of Self Abuse may be effectually
removed withont pedicine, and without dangerous
nurgical operationnamugien, instruments, rings or cor
dials, pointing out a mode of caveat once certain and
efletunl, by ivbiellevery sufferer, no matter what his
condition may ho, may cure himself cheaply,privately,
and Indic:illy. Till- LECTURE {VILE PROVE A
BOON- TO TLIOUSAN . DS AND THOUSANDS. '
Sont undor suol, Ina pislu our clop', to any hddross,
post paid, on rocolpt of six 005100, or two post stamps.
Address thu publishers,
Also, Dr. CULVENWELL'S "Morriss duide," pito
26 cents. '
Address the l`ublishers.
MASI. J. O. NLINN et 00.,
127 Bowery, Now Yorlc, Post Ofnco box, 4580.
March 10,1000-Iy.
Dry Goods ! Dry Goods !
,
A. Bentz, South Hanover Street, 'Car
l- have just-made ray _second Fall addi.
I Mil to my already great And estonsiVo stock of
Dr} , Goods,
• I halm solectoil tho most daslrablo goods that could
be obtained In tho Ilkstoru Maricots, paid Most kpocial
attention to variety and tasto,,and am folly assuttlC
that after n thorough Investigation Is motto, my ,
numerous patrons, (tho Ladles' of miaow) sylIP have
pH tholr WhlifOX gratlflud. "
I have a varioty of
,
Ladies': Dress Goods,
such h'id'latfl and Plain Poplins. -
Lupins, 'Fran eh Morinoos of evory shado All d finuilid/
Coliurgn ' Mous do Minos, and Alpaccasull col Pill.
.S. fullllun of
, , .
Plourningfilins, Bombazines, Itopps Double and Sin
,trieorldillOtil Wool Dolthees, Alpasege, English Craps
Vellspuld °Oilers, L o ndon II.IISLINS, Mourning Prints,44
iIUSLINS
, . .
vory cheap nod good. A largo invoke of .
• Cloths and Cassimeres,
~
• Jenne Velvet Cord, &c. -., • .
sarlely of Ballordvale, Shaker And heavy twilled Planuols, Mode, Solforino, Blue, Brown,Groon as 4
Scarlet Faroe Flannels, , „
White and Colored Homemacte'Flrinnels;‘gobd Cari.
ton Flannels. Prints very hest brands, Gloves,llosiory
and Buttons of ovary hind, Shirts and Drawers; bode,
Balsa and Bronichtst Shawls, Blanlcors at lowest prb
eon, Balmoral and Hoop Skirts, Tier, r.and Stair -CH
'lam prepared and.wiii soli at ties lo'svost prices: •
oct".11; • •
11. B. PAIIMAN
Xvins' Patent /lair Crinipors.
For- Crimpiv and . IVaving Ladies' Hair,
cl 2 REGIGRIID.IN USING VIM!.
rokouper for thorn.' It ho does not knop
ihornanufttoturos—L.7ll:lNS, Sixth St.,
I .v. Philadelphia. , ,
. 110 1111
Ask your St
thorn, write. to h
awl Columbia V.
Sept. 28,180
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AT nevngsTioger-
DORTJliosi - Writing. Desks ) 33noix
Gammoil*aids, emcee all dosorlptlon at Mil ,
eralok's Drug, Fanay and. Book Store.. „ ,
111.1iE'littiont Ohio Coro - Efuhkor at •,
+opt.i6,isoo. • 1 .;, c-- EAx"t.t°•
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A. L. si! , oNsi,Erc,
heal Estill,' Agent
$500,000,00
-75,885,10
FOR SALE;
DIODIINING GOODS.
Vatfasl.
Saddle,'S - Piir.and Spear.
, MTH TUE.TURP, YIELD ACM FARM
Lot others boast and proudly toast •
Tho light of ladies' oyes,
And swoar the rose lees perfume thraWs
Th:tin beauty's ilmgrant eight ;
The Apo, red lips in lilt° eclipse •
The ruby's radiant gem,
That woman's far the brighteststar
In naturo's diadem,
Yet since, for mo, no charms I see
In all the sox can show,
And mile and tear alike appear,
And hoealM sGosher flow,
I'll change my theme, aria fondly doom—
Trtip sportsmen pledge; use here,- -
And fill my.utip, and drain it up, •
To saddle, spur and, spear. •
Ant while I sing time's rapid wing
This lessor; seems to teach.... •
Tito joy qnns bliss of sport like this
Aro sill i Within our roach.
Then lot's away nt breaker
tilde vale-and hill top o'er,
P.eate mountain's lido, or sloth the tido,
To spear the flying boar.
Aral tithe may then bring love again,
When wo at pleasure's shrine
,To check his flight for ono gay height
will wet his wing with wine;
Aral era lto part,pledge hand and heart
Onco mornto rally Were, -
To nil the cap, and drain it up,
To saddle, spur and spear. ~
.., • Indian Molting Soryg.
BiOttilinfOXiS.
(Bralll the Toleda Blade.)
Mr. Nasby Dreams 'a Dream—A.
Johnson Xing.
CONIT.DRIT X ROADS
(which is in the State uv Kentucky),
October 24,'1866.
Dreams is only vouchsafed to persons uv
imaginative and sporitooal nachor, uv whom
' gross or
sensual about me that I know . uv. Troo
eat pork, but that is to offset the effex t 1 37
whisky, with, of twasn't counteracted, wood
make - ine entirely too etherial for this grovolin
world. I eat pork to restrain my exuber
ant imaginashun and enable me to come
down to the dry-derail uv offishq,life—to fit
,me for the proper discharge uv Booties oz a
postniiister. ;Whisky lifts me above the po
..sishun—porle brings me back agin. Its fat
-and greasy-like-the - gay - acrd perquisites +ii►
the Postmaster—it comes-from the most
nasty, sensolass and unclean us animals, like
our commishuns—in short, I recommend all
uv. Johnson's Postmasters to oat-pork.- Its
their natural diet,
Last nite I
artook uv a ound or
much, and oz a consokonco, didn't sloop
While I - wuz main (moistanin my
wol 1
lips with Louisville consolation, the while), I
wuz a cousin onto Seward's question whether
they wood, hey Johnson President or King,
and while musin I fell init the arms tw Mar-
(us. My mind bust Mos° from the body and
sored. Ez I sunk to slumber the narrow
room \Vicll is at wunat my 'oils and dormi
tory, widened and enlarged, the humble
chairs becamo suddenly upholstered in gor-
'Os style, the taller dip hecomo multiplied in
to thoosands,my.gorguS:Talum; - dileers, the por
traits uv his Highness the President, and
other Democrats - on - the wall became alive.
I comprehended the situation to wunst. An
droo Johnson had cut the Gorjan kn t with
somebody's sword, and hod carried out his
Policy to its natural conclusion. HONVUZ‘
King and wuz rbignin under the title uv
Androo the 1, and I wuz (in my dream,..uv
course,) in his kingly
It was, metbawt, a reception- nice. His
High Mightiness wuz a sitted , onto a elevat
ed throne covered with rod velvet and
studded with diamonds, and pearls, and
eny.x.s and,. other precious stones—onto his
head wuz a crown, and ho wuz enveloped
into a robe uv black velvet, his noes and tb
balance uv his face gleamin out like a flash
uv litenin from a thunder cloud. Lyin,
prostrate at the foot uv the throne, doin the
oils uv a footstodl, wuz Charles, Stunner,
wunst Senator, wich wuz typiklo uv the
complete triumph we lied won over our era:
mies, while doin other menial. offices about
the halls, wuz Wade, Wilson, Fossenden,
Sherman and others who bed opposed the
change. from a Republic to e:--Kingdotia.
They wuz clothed 'in a approprit costoom,
knee breeches and sich, and presented a po-
koolyorly imposin appearance. - •
Carriages containing tlio nobility began
to arrive, and oz they entered, the Grand
High Lord Chamberlin tiv the Pails, the
[arias von-Randall artnounot am. "Dook
do Davis", wuz.ejackelatid and Jefferson en
tered. " Earl von Toombs,", Sir Joseph
E. Johnstoni" " karkis de-Bonregard" and
se forth.
Noticin that the titles. I hod heord Isiaz
mostly tacked to Southern mon, asked-
Gicl.dy who wuz , standin by, Nybrit
vuZ thus, and' he eodrthat Northnors wuzn't
reely fit for it.- - Wo - -wuz, - ho said; a. low
grovlin race and eoodnt adapt'ourselves to
the habits uv nobility. The Scith wuz
shivetrus and . coe'd do it. They wuz given to
. .
touriiiiinents and etch-041ml ,got aecui
tomdd to cirkus clothet and cood wear a,
sword without its gAtin awkwardly between
tho fogs'. Northern men, etch oz weep
wuz all Owed to bank in the smiles' "nv
royalty, but it wuz in sicli positions ez soot
ed their capacity. Ito, for-instance, bed
'charge uv the royal poultry yard; a position'
which he Weaved filled tothoontiri3Satis
faction twills beloved and royal roaster. AO
hed now four hens a sittin, each on four eggs,
and he hoped hi the,course uv two y,orirs,' of
there wuz no adverse circumstances,' to hqv
fresh eggs for-the royal table. '
• wuz apb-
Magi uv groat responsibility and one which
weighed upon_ him. Soviard wuz privy
counsler, Doolittle — wuz steward the
household, and TurlOw. Weed Keeper uv the
King's revenuo, and vta doin Vory' well
indeed. • . • I • A - '
By- this time the Cornpat4- assernbled:
His Highness wuz in a merrymoodlind un
banded' himself. Thor wan, a knot um the
nobil r ity,gathcired,in a corner, and- after 's
oarnest intervioiv uv a minnet, i ;:hinn.t" 'Von'
Cowan advanced to' the foot uv the throne,
and , on hendid knee demanded ahoon:
- • ".V.hat my •faithful servitor i - dOst that
most desire ?"'aaid His '• •
" 'We ' weed have. the
Prisonors uv State brot' into- thooProsenco,
- that wo may make merry oief-'em,Pl , - , J
"It shot be 410no,”:,sedlita wieityptiva
forthwith , 'Buironibil!Btoodnionj who hod
• •
Carlisle; Pa , Fri. y,_ November 23,1866
command uv the King's Household Body
Guard,. was sent for them. ,In a - moment_
they wuz 'brot . in. They wuz a miserable;
lookin set. Forney, and
. WenAell Philips
wuzchainect together, Fred. Douglass and
Anna Dickinson, Dick Yates and governor
Morton, Ben Butler an Carl Shurtz, Kelley
and - Govodo„, While Chase wuz tied.to • Horis
Grimly, 'onto whose back'imz a. placard in
scribed, "The' last - uv the Tribunes," at_
Which Raymond, who loft the' Rallikels - amP
declared fOr the' empire at precisely the' rife
time, and wuz now editor of the ColiWiloar
'fat, laffed imm 0(160 y. Someone e..i;l'aiinod
g. Bring' in Thad. Stevens," at which His
Majesty turned pale and his knees smote tb
gether, ' l Don't, don't," soz be, "he'ff strength
eetiffleft,to wag his tongue. Keep hini AWRY!
keep away!"- and he showed ez much
fear ez mon do in delerium tremens when
they see snakes.
MethaWtl made inquiries . and, found zni,s,
workin satisfact. , ry. Con. grant
wuz in exile, and.Gen,Sheridan lied bin de
capitated for refoosin to - acquiesce in the new
arrangement. The country, hod bin divided
into dookdoms and earldom, and slob, over
wich the nobility rooled with undispooted
authority. The principal mon uv,the North,.
bedbeen caPebered and subdued, : and wuz a
flllin menial Positions in the palaces uv the
nobility. No Lord or Dook or Earl con-
Sidered himself well 'served, unless he lied a
,half dozen Northern Congressmen in his.
!lame; while—the highO'grade uv nobility
L syuzn't content with anything lesi than Guy
nors. Tho indebtedniss uv the South to•tiler
North bed been adjusted.' A decree bed bin
ishood to the effect that Northern merchants
who should press a claim.agin a Southerner
shoed be - beheaded:and his goods con flskated.
The question uv slaverxhedAin settled for
ever, for ttiiilifinflLitielifeo uv one class to
rool and-one class_to_ser_vezwuz. fully_ estab
liiht. There . NVI.z now three claiscs uv so
ciety the hereditary nobility, the untittes
officials, and the people ; 'the latter black
and white, wuz-all serfs, and-all attached to
the soil,_ Biiinie wiz all doh by foreign
ers, the .policy uv• the government boin to
make the native born people piirely.figricul
tural peasantay: The nobility .desirin to
make it easy for em gI9 em one-sixth uv the
produx uv the soil, reservin the balance 'for
their own uses,
_..1.1,y-dreMn-didret-toalincolonglemyrloT
me to ascertain whether I wuz a nobleinan
or not, but I am uv tho opinion that I wuz,
for aiervant handin mo a pin to a stick in
to Gon. Butler to make him roar-far the a
moomirnent uv the company, addressed me
loz "Poor ..Graeo,"--from - which I .inforred
3 Uri — Itthe LOWP ilooa Ur
ttyt wuz n.
fortunately at this pint I awoke and a end
awakenin it wuz. The gorgus halls bed
vanished, the chandeleers lied vanished, the
robes uv stait and jewels and slob wuz gone
and I wuz in my offis, not "Yoor. Grace,"
but metely a Postmaster in a Kentueki vIT
liege. Well, that is iuthin. Nat better is
anohleman? Ho don't work, neitber
d. finks ... wine, it is troo, but Ibe 16t
clOqts the better; whisky, fresh from the 'still.
Yet my dream may bcrrealized, and if it is,
I will endevoor to till the position with cred
it. Who knh:we
PETROLEUM V., NABIIY , ;' P. M.,
(which is Postmaster.)
_ .
impeachment,. of the PreSident3.
The following is
,a carefully prepared
synopsig" of Gon. Eutler's argument for the
impeachment of ;President Johnson :
The tight of impeachment was carefully
woven into the fabric of the Constitution by
its makers. It was_ put there as a safeguard
of popular rights. It is, therefore, not a
revolutionary . but a constitutional power,
and, not,thoso- -who wouhr:oxorcise
those who appose it are 4 , the rovoluttonists."
Membeis of Congress. are sworn to uphold
the Constitution, .111111‘31 they believe that
the President has violated it they aro bound
.by their oath of office to impeach hitn, They
• have no choiCe. ; The Presidenthas' violated
the. Constitution: „ .
First.—lie has :endeavored by his public
speeches to bring COngress, a, co-ordinate
branch of the governinent, into public hatred
ridicule and contempt, by characterizing - it'
as an illegal and unconstitutional assembly, '
- without power or right,."pretending to be a
Congress," a 'i'body hanging upon the verge
of the government," a "rump of is congress,"
a body of disunionists a domineering, tyran
nical and unconstitutional Congress, its le
gally iippOinted committee-as a central di
rectory, and some of its most distinguished,
loyal and patriotic members ns traitors and
disunionists who are - deserving of death at
the gibbet. , -,-
Semind.--Ho has sought, by the most in
flammatory barrangues-and deelm:cations a
gainst, the power .of Congress, to 'e'xeito ;the
People to disobey the laws passedby it,... and
.to resist their execution;
, Third.—Ho bas used the power of pardon
ing offences againsithe United States vested
by the Constitution 'in tho Executives for
corrupt, and wicked purposes,.andin an in
discriminate; illegal and unconstitutional
manner. - Tie has thus released front tbe juSk
. .
pettalties of ,thoir acts tn4ny..noprious orint
truths, guiltlf_ot treason, murder, robbery,
thefts and countoileiting the currency "of the
United States, and this both bothri) and
trial, without a duo investigation of their
offoneep, and in order to prevent tines; for
,feitares, and condseations,,logally prop
erlyand
due to . tho V,nitid States, froneboiiing
into
,tho nationtd . Troasury.
'FoOrth.---ife . has usurped the logislatiyo
poWOr.ok Dongress„ . by restoring to• robols
andtraitarttio the governinentlarge amounts
of inxiportiambpnting,lii yalua to many, mil
lions of dollar's, Nyhioli by &tialiro of war
and - otbarwlso had becooio vbited' irrtho
rated Btates, and ought to ' lailve gcind - intro ,
its tr9Mttir,Y. -' Tititalif - n: dl - Oot acirbgisiloii of
the O'bitstitutiorial" power, Of 'ciortgrase 1 46 - ,
i\
malcir rules - ooneerning capturei on la d' and!
fifth.--Itti iota appointed, Without mar.:
.- reit or laviMad'against constitutional *glit,
certain,, "poreons aa Pravanoaid Gave naip'
over of the territory, or. the United!
States, disorganized by cilia ilia, aid rebel
iion-, in' which; as ho himself adMitted, 4, all
eivil'gOvernment - nritS overthrown'," atia hits'
Orddied'; Arad 'plifinitted . ' the 'Sal:Mies iOid
Oiriciltnientit Of these llog,alnipelittMes to bit
paid from tho Treasury of the, Unittid
Mil
Sixth.—He has appointed and caused to
beladucted. into office many rebels, both
pardened and'unpaidoned, who; as he know
at the time, were unable to take the with
proscribed by law that they had not' been
guilty of treason. Without warrant of la'
he has caused their salaries to bo paid from
the treasury of the 'United States. ' •)••••
Seventh.—He has usurped the legislative
powers constitutionally devolved on con
;•krpss, in prescribing, by executive order the
terms and conditions_,: upon which former
citizen who, by levying war and other
crinies against the national authority, hid
forfeited all theirrights and 16st all power,
both as individnals and organized ;commu
- nitleif;iti participate in the government of
United States, and l to be represented in Con ,
gross, might againt;tio organized into States
of the Union to frame constitutions and do
other legislative acts and, finally, become
-c.a.'s:hen witn toe power Ana riots us ussilserla
entitled to representation in the ,-..hfatiOnal
'Senate and,Hotso of,:lteprosentatives. ---
Eightli.---tHe has usurped the _power of ;
Conzi4es in his proclamation of peace.' A
public territorial war was declared to' °slat
by Congress and the . President - between the
..-113oited•States/ Tiffin) Constitution. - vests in'
-the Sonatethe right - to. - advise and consent to 1
any treaty of peace, and in the House of
Represemitives the power to provide Tor the
general welfare. By.liis sole proclamation,
in defiance of these preVisions, thoProsident
declared the war to be ended and peace to
beiestoied in order to relieve these insur
gents from - the disabilities and obligations
conseqathit upon-a state of war.
•. Nintlx,—Whild deciariing the- legal -and
constitutional existence. ,and right' of the
State' of2,Louisiana,, he , interfered ins' its do
rnestic;_etlncerns, raid ordered , the* Federal
army to protect it trom insurrection, with
out the applioatiOn.cf _the- . Exccutive,iiiail
-Legislature:
month.-;-Oenspiring with certain evil dis-,
posed perions, . lately rebels,.• the allot' of
whom; qplin T. - Monroe, he pardoned in - or-•
der,to enable him toliola office, the Prcsi
dept aided and abetted Omni in the murder
of loyal and well-disposed citizens of New
Orleans Ciirtd to hide from the people his
complicity in this.great crime, he garbled
and eauscd to be publighed the dispatches Of
the Oeneral conanenclingthercoind_oftor,
- wiffids Wieltedly charged the violence and
massacre lie had incited on the °engross of
the United States. ---. '
Eleventh.-4o hnscorruptly and wicked
lynbused- the-'power` of alipintnient, and
removed from office, for r -tha inirposti of in
terferin7 withe z tho freedom. of eleetioA,' by
TiitTidirgilTe - s - 61U4miliiication for obtaining
and retaining place tho opposition' of the
candidate or incumbent to the constitutional
in'ws,:nets.und potrer of Congress.
Twelfth.—He has usfirped from the Sen
ate the constitutional right of advising and
wE.C.;',appointment of opkg9xs
of the Unitee'States not profided
tho constitution; by , nominating to that
body many persons whom, after the -Sonia°
had refused to advise and consent to their
appointment, he has put in office and cioth.
ed with powers and duties; and ECM's
caused their salaries to .be pai without
right and without law, 'and furthermorn
,
shown his contempt and wicked intention
by appointing and inducting in Oise many
such men, who had been rejected by the
Senate more than once,
Thirteenth.—He has violated his oath o
'office "to take earethat the laws be, faith
fully executed," by neglecting and refusing
to enforce such laws, although duly and le-
gaily enacted by Congress, as were distaste
ful to hint by being passed over his veto or
in opposition to his wishes.
In addition to these distinct, easily sub
stantiated and clearly official crimes, the
personal habits of the-President; his, drunk
enness for example, and alleged immoral
traffic in pardons—are when established...by
Propel; evidence; impeachable-offences...pre
cedents are found to support the argument
that for drunkenness alone the. President
could be constitutionally removed.. Again,
his: nth of the army during the Fenian ex
citement was an unconstitutional use 'of
power. Theiroffence udder the law -was a
misdemeanor only. They should have'been
looked after by civil officers only; if these
officers, had been resisted, then it wad, the
'duty of the Presideiltte_calLottLim_armyr
but not till den. The case of the privateer
which -the broad arrow of.Eagland arrest
ed at the dock of Liverpool, and the Ala
barna which was allowed --to escape, were
entrusted, and properly so,, to civil officers
only. Neither army nor navy could prop- ,
orly be msed until resistance was offered to
civil authority, In-the caso . ef 14'3 . 1 - fat:tines;
there was neither disposition nor intention to
rosisttho Thille - d - states officers of any class,
Their Utmost anxiety was to got 'as Mur from
them.as possible. ' -
As to the - method and incidents of im
peachment; 'Gen. Butler, after showing that
the° Constitution provides that ovary step
tip - to the final - . vote :of • "guilty] , or "not
'guilty' , depends on a majority only, and not
on twolthirds, proceeds to argue that the
moment the House of ,Itopresontatives pre
sents a bill of arraignment, the Prosidenti is
temportirily *suspended frond the duties of
his °filer?. The words of tho Clonstitution
aro that lio shall billableto biromoverlifrEMY
office "uportimpeachment for and.'convitt ‘
. tion ottreason, bribery; or other high crimes
or nnisdeutenners." Tho 'Dornecratic
Protation now-so popular with the partisans
of.the President, ignores entirely the words
"ttnpenchment fee and reads only 4e'rt . cen - - -
* viction r ilf."'- The folly of this coarse iri'plain
lorheniwO porisider, in the ,first place, that,
.fur acnrirnanildr-in-GhieLlie Migh-ttse , the
armyfami•tiairPOTalOparscittsgress, which
would litr - an unconstitutional useof
power and in:. the ,Secoud place,' When 'we
Teftecethat 'the Constipation 'provides that
the. Phieffilitice shall - prOsido over the Bon- j
, atolvlion'isittirigns a high court of impeach- ,
=Ont.' tho' OldefiJustiee should die
'during the prograin'of Bib trihl, it.would'het
only-be.'Within, the inOnStittitional'power - of
_the President, hut.il.YOuld be his :akar cow:-
stitutional duty to appoint a successor,—in
Otho s r.tvordste:Acntnateidd - ovin judge. Is
it to, iv ; supposed that: tiro founders' of 'the
Constitution ever contemplated snob an
, • *
„ . . _
~,Worde:,pro , but:,poor , : ll,g-loavos to covor
the roxiiedstio of deeds;
, „ \
How a • French Doctor ' Lost his
Identity. '
Much amusenieht bee been felt in connee-
tion with the Empress' recent visit-to the
Western Departments, at the misadventures
of it certain welt W
akTion ,physician,,oneof
tho nOtorieties of one the fawns visited by
her. The said physician, the great man of
the town of L is equally renowned'for
the ostent,of his 'scientific acquirements and
the length of his beard, so much so in fact,
that, thb ono had almost come to be regarded
as part and parcel of the other. When Dr.
G. became aware that the Empress was ex
pected to• visit L—.--, and that her majes
ty would hold ti reception at the Hotel do
Ville, to give the prinoipal natives; male and
femalo,,,the opportunity of paying their re
,spects, Dr. G. repaired to tho abode of . the
first magistrate Of the town,
.statipg to, that
functionary'his desire to'be placed on the
t.
ns et. luesh WOO lit3Biro W O5 tiles presentee.
_ that, case, my dear Doctor,", returned
the magistrate, " I most strongly adviiieyou
to get yourself shaved for the occasion.
With that enormous cataract of a beard fall
ing down to your knees, the t mpresS will
never believe. that yOu can_be a physician.•
She will.feel certailkthat you are a dragoor;- .
and may possibly be displeased at whatlhe
may consider as a.praetical joke, or even an
attempt of a trooper to pass himself off un
der the respected name you bear so wor
,,,
thily."-
The Doctor's beard has always -been very
near his heart, falling, in "fact, a good way
below that organ] but his heart, just then,
was mightily set/upon the presentation, and
after a good deal of proing and conning,
he determined to sacrifice the unprofessional
'looking "cataract." Accordingly , divest
ing_himaelfThefore the-glass in-his - drossing
room, and- calling all his fortitude to the aid
of -his-resolutiori-he-first, with the aid 'of a
pair of_scissors, denuded his chin of its.hir
;auto appendage, and then with a sigh, re
'signed hiinsolf to tho ministrationd of a bar
ber v..4..-110-ifirif caused - to be summoned'
for'the purpose of consinximating the sacri
fice, and redu'cing hie:countenance to the
fashio - nablo smoothness_ imparted •by the
razor. Th - us shaved, the Doctor's appear
ance was so totally changed that his own
motlier Would: hay° failed_to_recognizo him ;
b u Wrong_ in-the.assurance-of-the magistrate
that he would bo admitted to the Empress'
presonCn ns soon as he-should - hitv'ii — Parted
with t his objectionable board, Dr. G. com
plete& his toilet,_and drove to the Ilotefile
- Ville. On attornpiing to enter- the building
he was stopped 'by the Swiss,,who bad known
him for 20 years, bid who se_utterly_inered
ul:9as of his idontity that ribither promises
nor threats could induco him to allow tho
Doctor to cross the threshold.
- "But I tell you:" my good Morot, " the
I am Dr. G., nrged the man of science
and Lem expected." -
And I tell you 3lonsiour," retorted the
porter, " that you are no more Dr. G. than
I am. --Dr. G. is a totally different man
from- you ; you hair° not a feature like him,
iiiurho has a monstrous- board that reaches
to his waipt; you must be a Atrangor in
continued the porter,' eyeing him
suspiciously,. "Io think of. tryipg to pass
'yourself off: for Dr. G., here in his own
tOwn,'whera.eveiy chifd - in the place knowS
hini as well as ho knows himself." '
"But, Morot shaved off my board,
because the empress does not like beards, and
Monsieur to Prefect advised me to cut it.
off."
"My good sir," replied the porter, "I've
known Dr. G. for a good twenty years, and
sure I am that he would sooner part with
his head than his beard I" " You are
enough to make nic.,loso my head, with a
vengeance," cried the Doctor,' beside him
self with impationeo.and vocation; "hero
is my card, send it in to Monsieur lo Sous
ProfeetriMl toll him I. desire to• speak with
him."
The porter,'glad to transfer the responsi
bility of • tho business to a higher power,
lost no time is sending in the card, and the
Sens Prefect, on receiving it, ordered the
Doctor to be admitted to his sanctum. But
the appearance of Dr. G. was so totally
changed by the operation ho had undergone,
that the, Sons Prefect proved as incredulous
as the Concierge, and while tho unlucky
physician awaited the arrival of ono mos - -
senger r aentoff4o-suintrion--theitarber who•
had shaved him, and:of another sent off to
his own house, to bid the valet bring the
remains of his beard to the 1 refecturo,
the-hour of audienbe passed Riven and the
reception came to an end. Andthus• did
the unfortunate Doctor, according to the
gossips-of L.--; • get doubly shaved on
•
the Sarno unlucky (I v . .
ACCOMMODATING lIIMSELD TO Ornonst,
arAnor.s.—The Richmond correspondent of
the Danville (Vs.) Register, tells the follow
ing anecdote about-gen. "Allegheny" John
son, on tho marchto Bristoo Station, in the
fall of 1668. The General was riding along
the road, and porcoiying ono of
: his men up
a persimmon tree, halhsed out to him.
• say, there, what aro you doing up there?
Why ain't you with your regiment ?"
~D rn gettin' Simmons, I em," replied the
soldier. L
~ P ersimmons I Thunder I They are not
ripo yet, They are not fit to eat." , - •
' • Li Yes , but General,", persisted the Clonfed.;'
"I'm trying to draw' my stomach 'up, to, suit
the size of my rations. If it stays like Wig
now I shall starve."
.Thotenoro.l.llo. nothing furthertosay
but rode on.
•
liltH is an , old tale; of Which, 'though
idle in itself, the nse.may. be good. .A. cer
tain man.,who would never go. to °bomb,
when he\ heard the Saint's boll, would say
to - hie wife, "be thott.to ehurnli, tad pray
for. thaa
and me." One night he, dimmed
that both he - and his . wife were dead,:, and
that they kneeked together'nt Ileaymit's gate
for entrance. St. Peter' (by thelegetid) is
the porter, and suffered hie wife'to.enteile,
but kept the hushund out, answering him,
"She. Is gontrin, both for berself and thee.
Ae.thy wife went to church -for thee, co She '
must go to Heaven for thee.", .
Ho who itl'at.iviit "Viitli hie neighbor lion-,
net be it imaeO with himself. - .
' Batter be honorable and dpeplioq, thoz'
to bo bo horioied. ' • '
• The man'whn trumpets hte 9 4 vtt fame wilt
Boon luivo'no fattio to trill:4lot. ••• '• , •
Eli
TERMS:—S2,OO in Advance, or . $2,50 within the year
• A Gobn RALLYING COMIIT,TEIL—An
Ohio-paper say's that a young woman living
in the township of Springfield, heard that a
young man in the place was ,not likoly to
vote without some urging, and Was halting
betwoon two opinions as to which way he
would vote, if at all. Shotookhorfather's
buggy on the day of - election, wont to the
house of the absentee,. brought him -to the
pollS, voted him" for Shollabarger and
the wholo Union ticket, and took him homo-
" KING ANDY."—The Mobile Tribune
winds up an editorial asiollows
"How long, 0 Lord 1 Our hopo is - ,.in
Theo with the Vemocratio party as the in
strument. . That failing, giv.e us the Man with
a sceptre in his hand." '
THE 14 . 1CWARK POSTMASTER9IIIV.—Dr.
Craven; the surgeon wlio attended Jefferson
Davis Partrao ~Inn nn fa NlVEtral
months, and published a book giving 015
'reminiscences of-the 'prisoner, has - been - ap-
; pointed byThe President postmaster at Now
nrk, Now Jersey. ',The incumbent removed.
to make 'room-for . ,„this appointment was
General Carman, who was appointed by Mr.
Johnson himself only a fewmonthingo, and
confirmed by th,e ptinate,.but who declined
'to indorgo the Philadelphia convention cir
cular, and has -hence been doomed to early
'decapitation. The now appointment. was
made since tile elections.
The Governor of Wisconsin, has decided
to,issuo brevet commissions to such enlisted
men — in Wisconsin regiments as distin
-
guished.thomselves by particular acts of gal
lantry during the war.
Ix Desaribing the position of the Southern
rebels, according bytlie Johnson policy, Gen.
Butler -sharply 'says, They surrendered
everything, and yet by that surronder they
got 'everything." ' - - -
Letters from Alebarea say that•the cotton'
crop will average about mie-half, as compared
with that of 1804. Reports from the Min
sisslppl bottom plantations are more favora
ble, although the_crop there is not near so
largo es it Was expected Jt.would be. The
Corn crop is very abundant in overy part of
_the South. ,
At a recent examination , of girls in Choc
hire En_ land for the_rite'of_contlrtnetion
in- answer to the question, "What is the
outward and visible sign. and form - in bap
tism V the reply was, u The baby, sir."
" 1"1 . 12 _ Won», FOR 'Ma .40UR.774.4et,011r
latirs and institutions speak not of white men,
not of red inen,.,not of black men, not of
men of anyc.race or complexion ;• but, like
tfin laws of .God; - the Ten Commandments
and the Lord's Prayer, let them speak of the
people.—Horace Maynard.
President Johnson says that ho' ^ intends
to light it out on the lino ho has adopted."
Somebody suggests that a 'lino on which
spay can stand probably does not run very
straight.
---A 'good motto for an auctioneer. Come
when you aro bid - , and bid when you porno.
The tariff of the cable despatches has in
spired the artist of the Paris Journal Amu
sant with a design . . M. Prudhonme has
jilst Corresponded with his brothers in Amer
ica; " Twenty-five francs a word`! It is
paying rather door fora whim; never mind,
send at once to the President for rno, the
word anti-constitutionellement. !shall take ,
Pleasure in ICand at least, I shall got the,
worth of my money." •
DUTCH GAP:—tho RiChmond Times of
Saturday says, "A few days since, a heavy
draft tug boat, while engaged - in a race with
another tug--to City Point, in quest of tow
age, succeeded -in making a safe passage
through 'Butler's Folly,' more familiarly
known as Dutch Gap. By .this feat she
gained six miles. oTcr her competitor, - and
reached the point in time to Bemire tho whole
job of towage up to the city. We learn that
a project is on foot to improve this canal,
and if possible, make it navigable for Vessels
of all sizes." '
Game is unusually - plopty all_ over the
country, and a Southern paper ascribes it to.
the absence in- the army for four years o
those fond of gunning. Latio numbers o
'lcor aro found in Southern fOrestsrpartieu
larly those of Virginia, while an abundance
°timelier gathe is to be found in the North
ern States.
The census bureau estimates the presen
population of this country at 35,000,000.
Honest Ben Freeman, .the clored messen
ger of the Land. Mee, at Washington, was
asked what, were his polities. • , I'm an ad
ministration man, and betif•been for thirty
years;': answered - Ben, with innocent Bar
.
A Western editor in ono of his papers,
says: ....For the effect of intemperance, see
'our insido."
_Why is twice ten the same as twice eleven: ?
Because twice-ton is twenty Andtwico eleven
is,twonfyrtwo. ,
'Why ought a greedy man to wear plaid
waistcoat? To keep, . chock upon his
stomach
Why are foWls. the most economical stock
for farmers Y Aecanse for
. eyery grain of
corn they give a peck.
•
It is thought a dangerous thing to board
a mail of war; but we have known, says an
exchange, fifty soldiers, each a man of war,
boarded,hy a single landlord—bat he was'a
,
Some philosopher advises tho girls not to
marry blaelcsmithi; becausO tlioy all bavo
hardened
What is bettor than ,prosonco of mind in
a railroad accident? • Absence of body.
'When is literarY work' like'smoko? Whon
ip comos_in dolumos.
. lia-ridtontent w4graatrosolvaa; rather
be content with little doings. --- -
'-For the braining of Lands.—Drink whis
key, and spond all your time at-the saloons.
This will• drain' you or' all , your lands in a
, 'When may ti loaf of broad bo said to he
inhabited'? Whocrit has a little; Tidian in
!sows of coronniny. ahoWs a want, of
brooding. •VI .
oa
(Odor; all suporflnoue ;formality: .
Duty hithe . littlopue . sky, in, ovory heart
and eotfl- r tivoi overylif&-lurge enough 'Or
a star to lOok fettieen . the olouda r Add . foi
the alry 7 lark happirriaa •be rlse"leaaveriwar.d
• , ,
• tbieu,gb.: !did 0 1 * bi•
d fifollio4abl% tiutignotantlayoUtdrous
of "purchasingdiiniteli, was shown .a very
beautiful one, tho shop-keeper 'remarking
that, it wont thirtk-sii hours. .."....W.htlf,„ in
one she %shod. .
Affectionate tinies-t-when every , thing is
as dear„ps . it can bo.
Novel , chase a bullet that has gone by you.
." They ocean speaks'eloquently and for
ever," says Beecher. " Yes," retorts Pren
tice, "and there is no 'use ;el tollkng it to
dry up." ,
On•tbe 22nd of last Febroary,when Pres
idead.onNsmi, Sec‘retary Smrnue, Tnuai t yw
Waco and -H., J. RAI3101,11), revealed the
plot they had batched for delivering the
Government:Anto the power of the rebels;
certain telegraphic dispatches Ware sent
from New "khrk , to Washington, which re-,
read in the light of the elections held 'dur
ing the last two lid : male, show up" those
gentlemen most amusingly: See:
NBIV Yorth, Feb. 23, 180.1.
NO. 47
Ms ExecllenCy, Andrew Johnson.
DEAR PRESIDENT: It is nil right and all
safe: The. Union is restored and the mum-
Cry • safe. Your speech is triumphant-and
the country will be happy, I come back
on. Monday. - Wu. 11. SEWARD.
SeWard to. an officer of the GOvern
tnenTsays, unciar date of Febuni7 23 r-----
"All right--therk is done. The coun
try is safe. The Mministration is•"estnh
lished. Its enemies are no whore Look
foe me, on Monday, miless you hear that I
come sooner. •Wnt. IT. SEWARD.
Nnw YOnx CITY, Feb. 23, 1813 G.
His Excellency Andrew Johnson. President
,of tha Unitad Sintes
I thank you from my whole grateful heart
cg r .nni ,u S
Nywr
President Johnson : la:nttrig is Magnifit
cent success. Immediate and enthusiastic.
Popular sentiment here is overwhelming
ly with you. • 11 . ..J:liAYMOND.
ICes; - the "country is happy" but is
SEWARD ? • '
SPIRITUAL PACT.9.—hat whisky is the
key by which man gain at entrance into.
our prisons and alms-house.
Taint brandy brands the noses of all those
who' cannot govern their appetites.
That:wino causes many to take winding
ways home.
That punch is the - cause of:. many un
, •
friendly punches.
That ale causes many [Wings ; while beer
brings many to the:bier.
That Champagne is the CORM of many real
pains
That gin slings.havo " slowed" more than
The St,. Louis-Democrat is exiqttint.- Hear
MiOZOIATI YOt9CO A-1141 . 11 - 11111119[1. 33,6
yesterday,Jaho was a.slave State, and ho has
appealed to the-'passions and prejudice's of
the old slave States for support. But yes- -
terday, she was 'called a rebel State„ and
Andrew Johnson counted with reason upon
-overy . robel State to sustain .him against the
loyal North. But Missouri is a slave State
and a rebel State no lon_goi thank, Chit 'Withflrt w -o years a revolution has wrested
this State from the control of the pro-slavery
and - rebel dynasty, and, as the vote of yes
terday proves placed it firmly and . surely in
the hands of the party of free labor, free in
stitutions_and-hberal.-ideas, To -Andrew
Johnson's appeal, Missouri answer's - With
thirty thousand majority against him and
his detested policy.
THE FORTIETH 004GRESS
SENATE.
- 'Union onambers marked 'U;' Opposition .0:1
Conneutijed. Minnrsot a.
James Dixon, 0. Alexander Ramsey,. U.
Orris S. Furry, U, - ' Daniel S. No, OM. 0.
etilifOrnia. Xr1(1- Ihttapshire,
Cornelius Cots,. U. 3.a.4. W. Patterosoio U.
Delaware. z tVoo Fork, -,
000. Read 10.1410, 0. Eawiii'toifoi 1„• zu,,. U.
LI - -
Williard Saulsbury, 0. Vacancy, U. -
/Mum's. ..l'ew J'erso . -
Rlchord Yates, U. A. G. Coats:4l,9;U.-
Vacancy. U. Yllatile.y. 'U. "
I Indiana. ••• : • Nevada.
Thos. A. Ilendrisk , s 0. Woo. 11 Stowext, U.
Vacancy. U. ' Yuri:ny, U. o„
lowa. • Ohio.
Jas. W. Orioles, U. Benj. F, AVade, U.
James Ilarlan, U. John Sherman, U.
..Kansas,-- , . _ Orrgen.,l:
Vacaucy;-. U. ••• • 'Coo. 11. Williams,,Cl. „„.a._
-Voteancy,-. U. - llenry W. Corbett, 1T.,7",:._ .„,.
Kentucky. Palmy: rallia: ,
Janos Outline, 0. Chas. R. Buckal6Nv, q,
Vacancy,-. 0: Vacancy. U. ~ ~,s
.Maine, . Rhode' Ishind,
Lot M. Morrill, U. . :=- William Sprague, U. ,
, Wm. P. Fessunden, U. Uem - y B. Anthony, u., ,
man.chtu, , tu. 7.,,,5 , ,,... i
Charles Sumner, U. David T. Fowler,
,IE
floury Wolcott, U. J. 8. Patterson,,O.
Maryland. l'orounat..
Roverdy Johnson, O. Geo. F. Edmunds, U.
Vacancy,-, 0.
:Missouri. Justin
S.
11'-
John John B. lletalerson, U. 3111311:13 R. DOOlia i..r
10, . ;.
Vacancy,-, U. Vacancy, U.
Mich,!'yan. West Virginia.
ZacharlaEChantilgr t „ is l \ L P. 0. Van AVriooklu, U.
Jocob 5. Coward, , - Waltman T. Willoy, 11., _
ROUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES.
New l'ork. 6; Fred Stone, 0. - .•
1. Stophon Taber, 0. Missouri. ~
S. Donn. Burn., O. 1. IVta.../X. Pila.:lJ.
3. W. E. Robinson, 0. 2. C. 4,.. Noweomb, U.
4. John Fox, 0. 3. Tbonias E. Noon,. Q.
5. : Jelin Itlorrissey, 0. '4. 5..1. Gravelly, 13.- 1
6. Thos.•ll. Stewart, 0. , 5. 3 ..W.Matjlorg,l3.
7. Jno. W. Chanter, 0. 6. Jokii S. Waddoll, 0. ,
8. JlOllO3 Brooks, 0. 7. 13onj, F. 1.0101, V. .i. '
.S. Fernando {Vaud; 0... 8: J. 1 . -Benjamin, U.
10. W. 11. Robertson, U. 0. IV. F. Switzler, O. .
11. Chas. IL Van .o'yck, U. • - _Michigan. . .
12. Juo 11. Ketchum, - U: 1. Fur. O. Deaman, U.
13. Thos. Corn.lll,,U. • - 2:Charles Upton, U,
14, J. VL. Prnyto ' 0. .3. Austin Blair, U.
16. J. A. Griswold, U. 4. Thootots AV. Furry. U.
16. Orange Ferric, U. '5. It. E. Trowbritlgo, U.
17. T. C. lholbtord, U. 6. John F. Briggs, U.
18. James 11. Marcia, U. Menne:sofa.
10. Wm. C. Fiohls, U. I. Woo. Windom, U.- z•-
26. A. 11. Latlin, U. • 2. I Donnelly, U.
21. 11. Colliding, U. . Kew Amoy.
122.. Henry Churchill, U. - - 1 Wou_Mouro, U. _*. - _
22.3. u, McCarthy, U. 2 Charles Haight, 0,
24: : T.11:Poloseroy; U.' 3.Clute Sltgraves, O. -
25. Wm. lh, 1 - Chigey, l l.l. 4 John Bill, U. ''
: 27 26.
. 1. 1 :1 V ,w 00 , . 11 8 1 : 0 1 . .1 1 n ‘ c , 0 0 1 r u d , , U .u .. : 6G. A. 110100y, - U,
23. Lewis' Selvo, U. Nevada.
I Delos It. Adhloy; U.
'2O: Boot "Vaullern, U. - -•- - Min.
3:3. J. 11. Uumploroy, 0. 1 Ilool'. 11gglestou, U.
31. 11. VionAernari, U. • 2R. D. nays, U. :
: . ' Detawdre. 3 Rob't O. Schenk, U.
IJ. A. Nicholson,' 0.. ' 4..,. .IVm. - Lawreoleo, U.
• Minot's, 6 Wm. 'dungen, 0.
1. N. B. Judd, U. , c•-,- - -' - • slt . AV. Clarke, U. '
2: J.• F. Faronowdrth, U. az•___-7,6.-Shollabarger, U.
alt.. D. Wouoldourne, U.. 80. S. Uoutoilton, U. .
4. .A. 4. Carding, V. 0 R. - I'. Dockland, U.
- 6:1.. -Ingersoll, U. ___ . JO_ Jtooties M. Achloy,_ll
6. Burton C. Cook, U. 11 John T. Wilson, U.
7. P. IL Broomwoll, U. 12 P. Van Tromp, 0. es
8. S. M. Cullum ,U. 13 O. W. Morgan, 0. '
O. Lewis IV. Ross, 0. :14 , 11artioll'elloor, 0. ---'
16 - Az G. - Barr; 0: - '- ' 16 '2. .N.Plantw, U. ;
11.11:dvi aril Kitchell, U. 16 J. A. Bingham, U.
12. John Baiter, U. - 17 E. IL fiekloy, U.
13. G. D. Itanno, U. 18 'lt. P. SpauldingU.
At large, J. Logan, U. 10 : James : A. Oaril U.
U.
...
/notiztota. , Oregon. •
1 Wno.dll.l4iblaelr, O. . 1 3.11. Iliniders ,U.
2 11.0. Kerr, 0. " • Ponasylcu tia. .
3 31. C. Bunter, U. ' 10, J. itandotß, 0. •
4 AVon,S. lIolmaii; 0. 2 Charles O'Neill, U..___,
s_o. W. Jul lion,•U. .•- 3 laonotrol Myers, U.
6 Jam Coburn, U. : ,_ 4 Wno, D Hollow, U..,
7 11. Washbown6o. 5 0. N. Taylor, IJ.
BG. S. Ortlt, IL ' -6 B. 11. Boyer; O. . •
: 0 Schuyler, Colfax, U . 7.3 . .10. Droomall, U.
10 Wm. Williants, U. 8 .1.1.. Oct; 0,
11 J. P. 0. Shanks, U. , 0 Thad. Stevens, AL
lowa. . 10 11, L. Cake, U.
I James F. Wilson, U. 11 D.ll. VronAnketo, 0.
2 thrum Primo, U. . 12 diaries Dennison, 0.
3 Wm. B. Allison; U. ..` 13 U. F. Moreno . , U.
.
4' W. M: Lougaridgo, U. 14. Goo. F. Miller, U. ,
6 0.11. Dodge, U. - 15 - A. J. Glosbrenner, 0.
19 ."
6A. .llubbard, y, ,
_•• 16, , W00. IC, Koontz, U.
Kansdk. • 17 'Daniel 3.110'1 . 1'011,2U, , .
, 1 Sidnioy CiniliXll. la 8. F. Wilson, 1.3 . ., .• :
•-• Maine. • 10 G. W. Schofield, U.
1 John Lynch, U. ' - 20 D. A. Flukey, U.' -' ••,
2 Sidney Portions, IL 21 jolonCovode, U.
.3 Jas. O. Elan, 11. U.
. 22 J. K:lluorliead, U.• c
4 Solon A. Potors, : U. -23 Thomas Williamoo r lL
5 FrooPk. A. Plko, IL ,• ..24 (I .V. Lawrenco, U.
, .Marsachungs. .:- ' Volution!. ,
'TThos.l):Eiliott, 11. - I E. Woolbridgo. U. '
2 Oakes Atoms, U. , 2 Luko Poland, U.
30. Twltclooll, U. ' t'W- . 0. Smith, U. - -
.4.6atunel,llooiler, U, , , . • Wiseentn,
5 Benj. F. Butler, Il . 1 Ilalbort E. Ni 110; U.
'6 N. P. Banks; U. - • 2 Benj. , l o , Hopkins/ U. .
7'0.8. Boutwell, U. • . 3 Annum Cobb, U.
8. John D. Baldwin. U. 4 Cloas'A, Eldridge, 0..
9'W. B. Washburn.), U. • 6 Phllotuoi Bawyor, U. .
1.0 henry L, Dawes, U... : 00. 0, Wooshiourno,ll.:, -
• , - • , . Maryland. t, ' Trost l'irOola. , ' .
1 ICJ McCullough, oh . . • 1 0.0. Uubbard,ls. - •
• 2. • 8. Archor, 0. ' .-' 2 Benj.ll. Kitchen, U.
9' 0.11. Plnslps, - .0. • 3:Daniel 35004,, IL .
„4 .Francis Thomas; U. • . z , ~ , - . -
_ •• ,
Connecticut/ California, liowitneitY, Novllawilnoldo
Rhode. Island and ,Tennssinno, choosing: twenty•nli
membors, urn ;yet to.eloct. - ~ • e , ..-
•
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of tharii, It is Its, salable' as brat4l-4.8
rcat:4oociin, Ftiskionablo society undo
it. The booPle ipprovo it, /thaS n 064,4.
tol4, 50,70 ato gharlatpaui. Ci lia try 14 Titan'
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