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Brunk and , losin to Languages
Sttnael D. 111 A. Prc.fr or of M.ith,nat
John K Stayui in, A. M . of the I,ntin and
Ft ouch I,ninguagos.
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Rev. S. LeeLorer on Elocution tint P.o.r.hol
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BOARD 01! SCHOOL DI ItEcTortB
Cornman, President, James .larnilton, 11. Easi•,r
It. C. NVuod ward, Iloury ~ e wshatn, II umorich.
Sert'y, , J. W. Eby, 'fro.istirtr, John SpliNr.
\loot on the Ist fondly 01 um• 11 3lonth it s o'••b• , , A.
II , at Education
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Woodward, Sloth's Woodl,urn, v i„p„
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C2NI3O:IIIAND VA 1.1.1.1 Itatu , ,w COMPANY.—President,
Prodorlek w r a 8••,rot ay and 'Treasurer, Ed,nrd
M. Illatllo: aupri ira0:141..W., V. N. Lull. r.. 40
trains throe Cant, a day. C•rlish• Accounno at ion.
list ward, lo.t as Carlisle r 1 hh A. 31., arriving at. Ca,
lisle h1.1..1 I'tir,(l.ol tstsvdrd, 10.10 A. Y.
MO 2.4'2, P. il'estw.u•d at 11.27. A. 31,, and I'.
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kULISLE UAH AND WA gat CoMPASr.— PrOSidellt, 1,111-
UOl Todd: Treasurer, A. L. Snowier; Superinte, en,
oorgo %Vise Direetum F. Watt r, Wm. :11.)iretornt
E. M. Biddle. Henry :Aux ton. It. C. Woodward, .1, w
Patton, P. ii M rdoor unl 1,..H, Croft,.
MEI
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Marlon ou 6he 2,,d and 4th TuesiMyß of every
month.
St. John's LAIN No. 2ao a. Y. M. Moots Sd Thura
day of ouch moot h. at Marino Hall.
Carlisle Lode Nu IQ I. () of U. F . m ef ,b., m on d"
OVOOIUR. at 'Lront's building
Lotort Lodge No. 1.3, 1. 0 01 11. T. Moots 00, re
Thursdny evening In 1111eotn's LI HI I, 3,1 story.
FIRE CONIPANIES
The Utli'm Fire Company wn• organized In li'ap
Home In Lou Cher between t and Hanover.
The Cumberland Fire emnpavy was Instil uted rob
18. House In 0., d ford, bet wean Main and ruM
Prat.
The Good Will Fire Company was instituted 10
March, 1855. House In Pomfret. ntar 'Hanover
The Nimplre (Look and Ladder Company was I todito•
ted is 1859. 'town, In Mt. near (halo.
RATES OF POSTAGE
Pr.stage on all letters of one half ounce volght or
under, 3 cents prepaid.
Peatags on the ilbiltALAD - tilthin the County, free.
Within the State tp cents per. annum. T. , any pelt
of the United States, 2.1 centa Portage on all Iran
ale It wipers. 2 cents per ounce. Advertised lettere to
be charged with cost of advertising* •
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Photographs, Ambrotypos, lvorytyp ea_
Beautiful Albums ! Beautiful Frames !
Albums The Ladles and Gentleman, •
• • Albums f r Mnses, sad for Ohildrou.
Pocket Albums for Poldiera and Civilians!
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Marked&
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and Marker, Square, opposite the Court Rouse end Pow
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Aire It. A. Smith well known as Mrs. R.:A. Reynolds,
and so well known as n Paguerrean Artist, elves per
sonal attention to Ladies nod Gentlemen visiting her
Gallery, rind'havlng the best of Artists, and polite at
tendants can palely promise that In no other Gallery
can those who favor her with a call gWpleturrs sup..
a tor to hem not ~ v en.in New York or, t!biladolphia, or
meet with tor , . kind and prompt attention.
AmbrotyPes inserted in Rings, Locketa, Breast Pins,
PerfeA copies ,of Paguerrolypes and. Ambrotypes
made of deceased friends. Where copies a,e defaced,
dlediton picturee may still be bad, elther-forframes
or cards., All negatives preserved one year !and order),
by Mall or otherwisepromptly
December 23,7604,-tr
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tient ;
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Peet
i n the lainnity.or-tho Christ was born seri,. OW
10,1,
a gh,ry ni In, 1ww , . 111 Qin! Il . llllnliF,lll,S }till and
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An he died to make men holy, let of, dig. to 'nal, Mon
And it came to pass in the days of Abra
ham, of the house of Lincoln, the ruler of
the Puritans, the people of God,
Tltl,t one Jefferson, whtise surname is Da
vis, the high priest of BeelZebub. the ruler
of Tartarus, made war on the people of God,
in the land of Dixie, wherein are raised tur
pentinei treason and cotton.
And Jeff. raised seven thousand of his
bravo men, and hafted ron, lead and fire on
Fort Sumter, in the command • of Robert,
whose animate is Anderson, and seventy
veteran Puritans.
And Jefferson ceased not, day and night,
to oppress the army of the Lord, insomuch
that Anderson surrendered fort,, and
lowdred the flag of his country.
And Jefferson made a k,rreat banquet, and
his wises, and his concubines drank wino in
the vessels made of gold, stolen from the
treasury by Floyd, under Old Buck, the
bachelor.
Moreover, his seven thousand soldiers re
joiced with great joy, and cried with a loud
voice for three' days, Great is' King Cotton,
who bath delivered our enemif*lli4 Black
Abolitionists, into our hands, Samlio and
who,reared our King. „,
And it cameto pass, when Abraham bearti
the rejoicing, lie called Seward, mind Said,
`Mat' rr (swath ihd rejoicing ? • • !
• An4!Ele ward said unto him, Live foreveri•
:Father Abraham; the Philistines be-upon pp.,
And Abraham wept, !and covered ,hitriself ;
with sackcloth and napes, and prayed,Mlght;
ily to''God. ; ••'"
VOL. 65.
RHEEM & WEA.KLEY, Editors & Proprietors
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CHRONICLES.
BY THOMAS I'. COWAN
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And the Lord answered and said unto him.
Pear not, Abraham, for I raised
,thee up to
deliver my people.
Issue thy proclamation, and cull out five
and-seventy thousand men peradventure
Jefferson will repent.
And Abr.hain hearkened unto the Lord.
Selah
A.nd detlers.un hardened his heart, and
stiffened his neck. and boasted and said,
Wi:at do tln,;(1 Yankees? One of us can
whip ten A holition . ists, and ten of the chiv
alry can put a thousand Yankees to flight.
Anti it repented the Lord that he had
made dethwson, of the house of Davis.
And the Lord saith unto Abraham, Issa
the proclamation, and call out three hundred
thonsend nice, and I will punish Jefferson
for his sins. wherewith he It at Ii Sinned against
Heaven.
And Abraham obeyed God. selalt
And the Philistines pitched battle against
the Puritans at Bull Run ; and Jefferson
slew of the army of Abraham two and-twen
ty thousand,
And diScolniltted the artily of the Lord,
and took fifty-and-four thousand. prist:ners,
and wilgons not a few; and routed the army
~f Abraham.
And Abraham wept bitterly, and prayed
mightily to God, and said. Surely, 0 Lord
God, thou hest forsaken thy s.•rvant Abras
ham, and destroyed the people.
And the Lord answered Abraham and
said, Fear not, my servant, for T hare raised
thee tip to deliver my people.
And I will punish the arrogance of Jeffer
son, and the haughty shall he laid low.
'sue thy proclamation again, and call out
six hundred thousand nu•n. and f will sweep
the land of Dixie with the hesoni of destruc
tion.
And it shall voila , to pass that Richmond
and Charleston, ihe beauty of the Southern
Confederney, -hall be RS Sodom and Go
morrah.
They shall not be dwelt in from generation
1.1 generation : neither shall the slaveholder
pitch his tent ther, 4 iii ; but the wild beast of
Florida -hall lie there; owls shall build their
nests in their pahu•es, and satyrs shall dunce
ch , r , , and their time is near at hand, and
[heir day , shall not be prolonged.
For the Lord thy God shall have mercy
n Abraham, and will yet choose Israel, and
they leave to the house of Abraham.
no my servants shall take them captive
C:111t1%•• I hey were, and t •ey shall rule
over their oppre , sor:, the F. F. V.'s of Dixie.
And thou, Abraham, shall use this power.
against Jetl‘q , on. the arch traitor of Dixie,
1111 , 1 - ay
If ': l' 111011 the Oppr(ksi".ior ceased ! the gold
en eines! The Lard htttli broken the staff
~1 nn(l the sceptres °chi:: rulers.
- Ito who -mote 'lto people in wroth with
c.o.tuitted : 110 that rni , ,l in :urger i,
ot, (I ne hindroth ; the whole
at
,r.-1:-1.1y people hr , ak lord] into
Yom Iho ralmottii trees and eedar, rojoioe
Since thou, ell. art laid low. no
follow Is come up itga;lnd
11011 from lionenth is moved for thee to
moot thee at thy ....ming : it stirred) up the
doad for thee.
And these shall speak and say unto time,
Art thou Jell. become weak as we? thy
pomp is brought down. -
How art thou fallen from Ileaviin, 0 Lu
cifer, son of mourn i ? How art thou cut
down to the ground which did weaken this
.1,44 1 .0
For thou ha,t ,aid in thy heart, I will call
the - roil of - n - ry - Flaves — rrrrilunlrer Hilt 7 - - ttnit
emilt my throne a hove the stars and stripes.
I will be like the .11o,t High; yet thou
Jell', shalt he brought down to hell, to the
bottonile , s pit.
They that -ve thee shall narrowly look
upon thee, saying,. Is this the man that
made the ear' h tremble that did•shake this
got ernment
That uuul. the world as a wilderness and
destroyed the cities thereof? that opened not
the house of his prisoners, but starved them
to sleuth'. that worshipped King Cotton
Moreover, the Lurd said unto Allraham,
1.--u.• thy proclamation of confiscation, 1111(1
I Will take my servants from hard bondage
heroin they have been made to servo, and
t hey shall guard their masters with bayonets.
Awl I will make the garden of Eden and
the Eden .1. elll th a wilderness, a waste des-
ort ; I will .=weep the land of Dixie with the
lto.;ot of destruction. Moreover, I will cut
oft the ,on and nephew 4.r j off so th a t t h ey
will not rit,e up and fill the world again with
tories. And Abraham rejoiced.
Moreover, one Richard, of the house of
yat,s, Governor of Illinois, telegraphed to
Abraham, -aying, Issue your proclamation
of confiscation; 1111 , 1'0 , V. 'r, call out a million
of 111e11.
And Abraham ans wered Richard, and
said, Dick, hold still and see the salvation of
God. And Dick said, the will of the Lord
be (I mt
•
And din Uod emote tint Philistines
With a continual stroke, and took the forts
that old Buchanan had stolon and Oven to
And the army of the Lord took Fort
Fort Donelson, Fort Columbus, and
put to flight thy• Philistines at Shiloh. and
slew ten thousand and made a new river
through the timber, and took Island No. 10,
2111(1 tW(2 and twenty thousand stand of arms,
and prisoners not a few.
And one Ulysses, of the house of Grant,
besieged Vicksburg., and oppressed the army .
of Jeff., in command of one Pemberton the
Priest.
Insomuch that the soldiers and citizens
prayed to the High Priest and said, Givens
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said onto them, Bring hither your beasts of
burden, moreover, you catch rats.
And the soldiers did bring their poor
mules, and slew them in the presence of
Pemberton, and the people (lid oat rats,
mule meat, and hard tack.
And the Lord granted unto Grant sue
and the brave Illinois blew up the forts,
end on the 4th of July. 1863, the city was
•
surrendered to Grani, with thirty-three
thousand prisoners and forty-four thousand
stand of,unis, and cotton bales not 71 few.
And Butler took New Orleans, I.nd Far
rag-tit took the coast, and the abolitionists took
Ettrope,and the - rest'of the world. SAM I
And Jefferson was sorely troubled, ard
his. wives and his concubines wept. And
Jefferson called his astrologers and sooth
sayers, and said unto them,
Gall 'your father Beelzebub, that he may
deliver us out of the hands of Abraham that
we perish not; and they celled' upon their
father, and ho answered and said,' here am 1,
And they said unto Beelzebub; Jefferson,
thy High Priest. ealleth for thee, being sore
ly oppressed by Abraham.
Then Beelzebub, King of Tartarus, called
for his but wings, and screwed on. s his long
tail, and Judas, and Arnold, and Burr, put.
on his long hems, and the Devil took his
flight from hell to the land-Of Dixie. . '
And answered,and said uiito Jefibrson,this
wives and his concubines, Servants of. my
kingdom,. you are . ,belOyed aboVo all thy fol
lows.. Becalisb you have icept the people of
'the South iivignora'nee, and taught thy-,chil
dren to sell their daughters ti'doncubiunge,
and their sons for field hands.
Moreoyer. beeeuse you, have discarded the
American Englo, emblem of liberty, and did
adopt tlieh'attlesnake as'thy ensign of nittion
ality, the companion of the 'ciipperheiik ; !,
-The beloved form of.tho serpent that I Mi
stimed when,,l entered the garden, of, Eden
and deceived mother Eve, and brought, sin
and-'death inte'the Woad,: and` - peopled • iny
kingdom . ; 'therefore ye' are'beloVetd`aliove all
And,/,my sorvants.i
will.qall,epon my vicegerent, Val
landigham, tite leader , of, the Copperheadii;
'the !coin - pinion' of OM iattlesnaltes; • ,
put it ihtb • his - heart 16 -- nioak 'Peace,
when- 'thorn is:no peace: :liforeever, I' will
entl_the cupperheudo irt con vsAtiuu in'l.ll.ing
field „jllincue,. mult&tthotrt. rupglv,e tput tt
further offeiltittul 4)1'040.11416n ;ot vetir ' is
CARLISLE, PA., FRIDAY, JULY , 7, 1865
unconstitutional, subversive of the govern
ment, and tends to disunion and anarchy.
And I will cause the copperheads, the com
panions of rattlesnakes, to, hiss and shout
with a loud voice, Hurrah for Vallandigham.
Moreover, my servant Jefferson, in whom
my heart delighteth,l will call all the cop
perheads in a national convention at Chicago,
and make them resolve that the experiment
of flair years war against thee and thy people
is a failure ; and that they are for immediate
cessation of hostilities and for my servant
Pendleton. And 1 will seduce George B.
McClellan to accept the nomination of thy
friends - at Chicago.
Furthermore, 1 will send the witch of En
dor to my kingdom, and call my chief ru
lers, Judas Iscariot, Aaron Burr, and Ben
edict Arnold, hone and flesh of thy flesh.
And raise an exceeding great army in the
North, and we will fight Abe in the rear;
.and..l, Beelzebub, King- - -oflirtarus, will
command the army of the North, and thou,
my servant. shall command the army of the
South.
And 1 will give thee the land of Dixie for
thy possession forever, for a land of bondage.
Moreover, I will make thee ruler of half my
kingdom, Hell, and we will deeeivt the peo
de.
And Jefferson took courage and rejoiced.
And Vallandigharn ceased not night and
day, crying with a loud voice, Peace, Peace
—brothers of the North, compromise with
your Scuthern brothers; and ho deceived
the people.
And when these 'reclean, spirits come out
of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the
beast, and out of the false prophet, they as
sumed (into themselves forms like men; and
assumed the form of the Stale Register, the
Day Bonk, and the Chicago Times. And
Burr took the form of Pendleton, and Bene
dict Arnold that of Fernando Wood.
:_nd those unclean spirits kissed Al re
ham, and said, Father Abraham we are loyal
and fur the Union: and they deceived the
Puritans and raised an exceeding great army
o f copperheads at the North. And the Cop
perheads did tight the army of the Lord in
the rear, and Jefferson did tight the army of
the Lord in front.
And sorely oppressed the arms- of Abra
ham, until there was slain of the Union army
two hundred and Mrty and six thousand.
And Abraham was troubled, and covered
himself with ashes, and prayed to God.
And the Lord answered Abraham, and
said, Few• not, Abraham, for thou art Hon
est Old Abe. I will call my servants, the
'Johns, wheel-horses of Democracy : John
Dougherty, John A. Logan, John A. Mc-
Clermont and ono Bob Ingersoll, and Ishant
-N. Haynie,and_Stephen G.' Hicks, to uncle , '
eeive my people.
The Joyn s , ministers of God, raised the
cloak from Lll ,, Dag Bonk. and the Chicago
Times and Still(' Register. which was Jbdas
Iscariot. -
Behold there was concealed a mass of po
litical corruption and treason, and 'etspper
heads wi th fiirked tongues, and a stink of
carrion rose from the presses, and the people
held their noses, and the Johns cried with a
loud voice, Come and see.
Bob Ingersoll raised the curtails front oil'
Pendleton, which is Burr, and behold on his
brain was two negro babies, his breast was
his thighs and legs clay, his feet were
cloven, and his toes were copperheads.
And Robert cried with a loud voice, Come
and see. And the people cried with a loud
yoke, Away with such men from the earth;
Crucify them I crucify them !
- And -the totters raisr , d the - covering from
Fernando Wood, which is Benedict Arnold,
and he had ten heads, which were copper
heads ; his conscience was seared as with a
hot iron, and he was given up to reprobacy
of mind and hardness of heart that he might
behove a lie, that he 'night be damned, be
cause he held the truth in so:righteousness.
His face was also brass, and his hydra
heads had forked tongues like unto serpents.
On each head he had a horn that was ealled
dilemma, and around easel/ horn was wound
a huge rattlesnake, and on the top a flag
with stars and har4.
And the Johns and Bobs spake unto the
people with a loud voice, saying, Come and
!;„. And the people answered and said, It is
revealed in the Scriptures that the seed of
the woman shall bruise the serpent's head ;
and they stamped the Copperheads with
their heels.
And the army of the Lord in the South
thrust through and through the rattles mike
of Dixie, and the sneak peace serpent died
suddenly without remedy.
And the remnant of the army of the Lord
rejoiced, saying, It is finished; it is finished.
Since Judas, Arnold, and Burr, and Val
landigham and Pendleton are laid low, no
fellow is conic up in the rear against us.
And the soldiers did spit upon the dead
carcasses of the copperheads of the North,
and bruised the heads of the rattlesnakes in
the South, and rested from their hard fight
ing. And they took unto themselves wives
of the daughters of Abraham, and made and
preserved the Union.
And the Lord blessed Abraham and cursed
Vallandigham, and put a mark on him that
he should deceive the nation no inure for a
thousand years. After ttott hr will be loosed
for a little season.
Moreover, the Lord said unto Abraham,
I have driven the Rebels into their last ditch
at Richmond and Charleston.
Arid I will give unto Grant power to fight
the battles of the Lord, and Richmond and
Charleston shall surely fidl, and great will
be the fall thereof. And Abraham, God's
chosen one, shall again rule over the people.
Then shall this nation bent their swords
into plough-shares and their spears into
pruning -hooks, end know infernal war no .
more for ever and ever.
HOW VICKSBURG WAS TAKEN
INTERESTING ACCOUNT of GRANT'S PLAN
AND SHERMAN'S PROTEST
[Springfield Correspondent of the Chicago Re
publican.]
In the Republican, of June 3, was
publish- 1d an editorival article with ox
tract headed " A Scrap f History,"
and which gives an account ,of General
Sherman's written protest agaiAst Gehe.
ral Grant's circuitous march arountiVicks
burg, and by which ho cut himself off
from his base of supplies ; describe* how
General SI anion directed that the protest
be forw,arded to Washington ;how Gene
ral Grant never did so forward it but
alter Wards when Vicksburg was about to
Surrenderd, tore it up inr , General Sher.
man's presence, much to the "satisfaction
of the latter.
I have no doubt of the truth of the
story, as it perfectly tallies with an rm.
count(which I have often heard related
by parties 'who were preSent) of
,the way
in' whieliGenertil Grant, is said to have
come to the determination rot making the
extraordinary, and :novel military move
:menthy,whicti- 'captured , Vickshurg: .
'andowhich rMoiement was ' evidettcky' 'en
1p (adds ii) the milituiy , genius the,
man. The people itave r jiot t .(prehahly
chew's!). 0.1 9eneral .Grant 7 smativettiodes.!
Ay.). , been liiiietofore to NM'
military genius (which is the highest
form of mental power) and which con
eeives as well as daeoutes. In fact, I have
heard officers and soldiers assert that to
Gen. Sherman alone was due the credit
o planning the entire campaign,' which
resulted in the capture of Vicksburg;
when the truth is that campaign .was the
conception of General Grunt himself.
And ti ore than this, the most, brillant
movemeht of it was undertaken contrary
to the advice of hieneral Shermari, and
in the meth or his written protest. To
General Grant, then. must be accorded
the praise of having not. only conceived it,
but also 11f having by his indomitable
pluck, self-reliance and dogged obstinacy
( the bitter trait iising to heroism in the
case,) carried this great movement to a
successful termination, in spite of the
opposition of General Sherman, in whose
judgment and military talent he reposed
such great confidence.
'The account of the manner by which
GUneral Grant was led to make the went
movement which resulted in the capture
of: Vicksburg is as follow.. : On the Ist
ofi:April, 1863, tienerals Grant, Sher.
Ogelsby,:Seeretary, of Statc 0. NI.
latch, of this State , Auditor Jesse K.
Dubois, United Stares Marsha) 1). L.
Phillips, Congressman Mitchel, of the Fort
Wayne District, Indiana; Commodore
Prter and various other 'lava) officers
were on the flagship of ComnacdurePorters
squadron (the Black I (awk, I think.)
They had been up the Yazoo river to
fluines Bluff on a reconnoissance of the
fortifications, and were returning. Ti e
party were seated in the cabin of the flag
ship, and an animated discussion was go-
ing forward between Genernl Shertnat
lion..iesse K. Dubois, end lion I) I
all good talkers, and luvioz. tr
,talk, too. The topic was the que•iien
ctalLq_ery, theeffect of the war upon tt, c&.
gener4l Sherman contended that shivery
tiad nothin'g to di with the' war, and
should not be made to enter into it ; that
the Southerners where high toned Lf,entle•
men ; that he bad no objections to slavery
; that - the War would last fifteen
years, and that the
,South could only be
Made to sucoutnb after they had been vir
tually all but exterminated ; also that it
was a war between the Puritans and cav
aliers. 3lessrs, Dubois and Phillips, spe.
414 the former, stoutly combat ted these
ideas. Mr. Dubois contended that slav
ery was the cause of the war, and that
it must be removed before .a permanent
peace could be secured ; also that, as re
garded the duration of it, if those in
eh:irge of it would only do their duty it
could be closed up in a short time ; that
the people of the North had given them
men and money in almost unlimited
numbers and amounts, that the results
was in their hands, with every appliance
to asuccessful termination. Nit.. Phillips
then took up the convers .tion with Gene
ral Sherman on the subject of slavery,
and General Grant, who had remained a
silent listenet during th. other discussion,
with the inevitable cigar between his
lips, withdrew from the cabin to the deck,
and Mr Dubois followed him Ihe I;eu.
eral had not beckoned the Auditor from
the room, but loth appeared to be drawn
together by one of those mental attrac
tions tie• which there is 110 accounting.
Upon deck a conversation ensuLd between
the two, the tin eranee of which was as
Owe.
Getie.ral 6-raw—L . oule .1 ,se, to tell
yon the tiith, I have ',wile to in 9 wit's
ends r. triads the capture of N'icksburg.
I do not really know what next wove to
!nuke I have tried everything I could
think of, and here we are yet. I have
been advised that we go hack to Memphis
and eotantenee an overland ware!) Iron)
that point.
Mr. Dubois—qieneral Brant, yon can-
not do that. It you take this army back
to Memphis, with all this army of gun
boats and transports and all your materi
al of w r, the effect will be disastrous on
the country. This infernal constitution
in our state was only defeated by super
human exertions Another election is
almost upon us, and tite wholo North
west is on the verge of revolution If
y ou
re. ,, , uLlinek you strengthen the bands of
the traitors and K. G. C.'s at home, they
will call your movement a retreat, and
more loudly than ever assert that tht
south cannot be conquered. If you can
do no butter. you must storm Vicksburg.
If it c ! !sts the lives of forty thousand men
it must be take', It is a terrible thing
o think of but it milli, be done
General Grant replied that he would
reflect Upon.the' matter during the night
and lot Mr. Dubois know of his determi
nation in the morning, When the morn-
ing mime, General Grant met Mr. Pubois
with a cheerful countenance and the fol.
owing conversation took place
General.Grant—linele Jeaso, you are
going.hotne to-day ; tell Governor Yates
.and the peeple:id for , we that 'I
will take Vieltaborg . iu sixty,:daya: •.
Mr. Dubois—General Grant, -1. pm
glad to hear you eay thie"; but - all - I ask
you to allow;rue to tell then" is that: you
will, take Viekeimrot r i don' 't care wheth.:
or,inisixty days . or:aix•months.
General Grant iuwbound to take it.
have decided on my plans. I will not
'tell you what'llleY 'are. kle' n . with' l the
imstlntentiims you might ilisclosiikthem
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to the detriment of the movement
They then parted, and Gen. Grant de
tailed his plan to Gen. Sherman, who
protested in writing, as detailed in the
article, but placed himselfhimself under
the General's orders.
.Auditor Dubois went home and told
Gov. Yates that Grant would take Vicks
burg ; that. he had no doubt of it ; that
Gen. Grant told him to tell him so. and
that he must tell it to the people us com
ing f , out Gen Grant !t will i.e remem
bered that the prowis,. or (lcn. Graut was
published in the papers at the time, and
that Governor Yates repented-it from the-
stump.
General Grant's next move was to send
for General John A. McOlernand. and
ordered him to march his, corps from
Milliken's Bend to Grand Gulf. Gen
eral MeClernand proposed some changes
in the details of the plan ; but General
Grant cu him short by saying that be
had digested and arranged the entire de
tails for the movement, and only required
him, General Meelernand to, execute his
orders. General McClernand then said
he would do that to the best of his abili•
ty, alto departed on his expedition.
And here it may be well to add, that
at this time strenuous efforts were being
made at WashingtOn fir the removal of
General Grant. Not only West Point
was arrayed against hint, but republican
members of Congress, sonic of them from
this State, went to Mr. Lincoln and
urged his removal, tak rig back their for
mer endorsements of him. Leading re
publican papers in this Butte loudly de•
nuunced him, and clamored tor his su
persedure. At this time a leading re
publican and retired office huller limo
this State, who had been down the river
buying cotton, wrote at letter to Mr. Lin
coln denouncing General G , aot, prediet.
ing his failure and urging he I,ppoiot•
went of General l'ope to his command.
He brought the ietter to Hon (). M
Hatch, then zecroary of State, and one
of Mr. Lincoln's most intimate friends,
and asked hint to direct it, but did not
show him its contents He represented
to Mr. Hatch that Mr, Nicolay, who had
been Mr. Hatch's deputy clerk, seeing
the handwriting, would hand it to Mr.
Lincoln. Hearing id the occurrence and
suspecting a trick, Mr Dubois wade Mr.
Hatch Itrite a, letter to the President,
whioh bosh signed, and whioh or s od him
to do nothing against Gen. Grant—that
they bad been down the river, and-so far
as they had anything to say in the mat
ter, they were perfectly satisfied with
Subsequently the capture of Vicks•
burg Mr. Dubois was in Washington, to
obtain a sick furlough for his son, who
had been at the sieLre and was then . in
Memphis hospital. Mr. Lineoln himself
went to the War office, with Mr Du
bois to obtain the furlough Returning
from the office, and while Mr. Lincoln,
Mr. Dubois and Mr. P. L Phillips were
standing at the railing which separates
the War Office grounds from those of
the White House, the fidlowing conver
sation, in substance, took place:
3lr Dubois-31r. President, I do not
like General Grant s paroling those pris
oners at Vicksburg. We had better teed
than fight thew.
)IE. Lincoln, straightenin g himself up
to his full height, and his countepance
beaming with that peculiar smile which
indicated that he was highly pleased :
Dubois, General Grant has done so
well, and we are all so pleased at the
raking of Vicksburg, let Its not quarrel
with Mtn about that matter." He also
added, "Dubois," placing his foot upon
the base of the railing, and taking a less
erect. posture, "do you know that at, one
inw, I stood solitary and alone here in
avur of General rant ? Even
(meaning a member of Congress from
Northern Illinois,) cattle and told me
that ho Grant was not worth a —, and
at I would have to remove him
I retuetnbe yd that you and Hutch and
others had been down there about the
first or April, and had nut said a word to
we on the subject.''
THE THRKIim iromEN.—Lt is a nais•
take to imagine that the natives of the
Turki h empire are wholly excluded from
ny friendly intercourse with the women
uf these countries—u tale which has gui9
ed credence rind been perseveringly main
tained by travellers, few of whom have
over bud an opportunity of testing the
until of the report by personal experi
ence.
mongst the higher classes of the
Greek persuasion in particular, every free
dom 'exists in doors; young ladies not
only sl.ow themselves, but, after serving
the guest with coffeeand sweettneats,lhey
will seat themselves on then-edge of the
divan, and soon manage to juin in the
conversation. This state of freedom ex
ists to• a greater or less degree till the
Young girl is betrothed ; then not
:,considered deco'rous that she should be
present whenever her intended bridegroom
vtattA the'.hoe„,
uti eeither"ehoiiihi sheitear
his name. tirientioned. , -Even. amongst
Turks; and MOre,esieciallyin:tho'Villages
,and : smaller towns of .Syria, the young
Mahommedan sees ond-ConVerses with the
ftituree o hject- of his love until she .attains. l
- hereleverttkortivelith:year ;'' she iti then
excluded
. frOm the tioeiety of bw.
TERMS:--$2,00 in Advance, or $2,50 within the, year
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persons. Those who are blessed with
strong eyes should not overtax them, as
Many zealous students do, by too much
night writing. There - are instances on
record of a sudden loss of sight by strong
men, who had read and written by lamp
light, as if their eyes never would fail,
and tlieir vision .never lose its power,,—
'The colebrt.ted Kuler Mk his eye sight
'bran imprudent night's study, .in.some
of 'hi's . maThentaliiiai CalculitfionS. The
smoke of is very, hurtful to th'e
_eyes, lumen, a &td circulation of air is
as necessary for the eyes RR for the lungs.
A vcry weak solution of the sulphate of
zinc is exelliitit for blond shot or surfiee
'lnfilitne(teyen;" 'we liaN'n - iievar:;lciii - 41,ci
to fail in effeqing a cure in a few days.
womanhood has alr:eady begun to devel
ope itself in the girl of ten or - eleven yearr,
old in these climates, where they are often
wives and mothers at thirteen Hence
love exists between the young couple be-
lore the destined bridegroom urges his
mother to make the requisite proposals of
rrarriage. [le loses sight of his lady
love as .qO , lll as she enters upon woman
hood, though h may, by means of a third
party, catch an occasional glimpse of her
features as she passes to and I ' m, strictly
guarded by illations and old duennas ;
but not a single word ,w one bewitchin g
- kiss can the despairing lover hope for un
til she is brought home to his house, his
lawful consort and partner fur life ; then,
.and not till then, commences the great
seclusion of the ladies of I lie Turkish
haritir. • Even this 'feeling, •in eountry•
places and villages, though the trewly
married bride may be strictly guarded fur
a year or two, eventually wears off, and
the women mix in the every-day occupa
tions of the field or in the garden, unveil
ed and undistinguii bable from their Chris.
tiara neighbors.--Ih, (n o m e
Cedur T.,,hunon
AI ANN ERS IN THE 11)101,}.: AATS.— •
Rude were the manners then : man and
wife ate off the trencher ; a few
wooden-handled knives, with blades of
rugged iron, were a luxurA F the great.
Candles were unknown: a servant girl
held a torch at supper : one, or at most
two mugs of coarse, brown earthenware
formed all the drinking apparatus in a
house, Rich gentlemen wore clothes of
unlined leather. Ordinary 'persons never
scarcely touched flesh meat. Nobleman.
sions drank little or no wine in sunitn,t,
--a little corn seemed wealth. Women
had trivial marriage portions,— even Milks
dr , • , se.6 xttemely plaM The chief rot
o - n family', , expense war what the males
sm ;it in arms and horses, Hullo Of which,
howev , :r, were eithe r ve r y goo d or very ,
showy ; and grandees had to lay out mon
ey on their lofty towers. in Dante's com
paratively polished times, ladies h; inn to
paint their cheeks, by way of finely. go
ing to the theatre ; and to u> less a—i
dnity in spinning and plying their distaff.
“j" ii, Ord, r (/• Johp.
THE THISTI,E.—Suave years ag ,, , a
Scotch emigrant to Van Dienian's hand
curried with him to that distant colony a
package of thistle-seed The thistle, our
readers are aware, is the national emblem
of Scotland, as the rose is of England,
and the shamrock of Ireland: and when
the honest Caledonian and his friends saw
this familiar flower of their nativt , land
blooming around their new homes. they
almost wept for joy over the recollection
it brought to their hearts of their father
land —The seed," says a colonist, was
liberally supplied to friends far and near,
and soon the down was seen soaring over
the hills of Tasmania, bearing the seed
in its flight, and the this; le was no
long
er a SI rariger in this our adopted country,
Hut, mark the result ! The thistle soon
manifested himself an !ism per, and took
possession of the soil to the exAusion of
the native grasses and herbs. In a few
years the colonists began to take the a
larm Large paddocks were over-grown
with the pernicious weed, and not only
was the pasture land destroyed, but., in
some eases, the In rid became inaccessible
to man or heist, and in Autumn the seeds
mount in the air, looking like snow, and
I have seen the grass perfectly white with
the down. The mischief is irreparable,
and the thistle will never be extinguish
ed in Van Ltienian's Land, while the curse
pronounced upon the land for Adam's
sake is inflicted.''
CAHE OF niN EYrs —The eye is so
very tender—is such II tine Rie9e of
mechanism, that it diu.t he handled and
treated with great care and gentleness.
any become short-sighted at an early
age, constitutionally or by sickness, or
by imposing too much labor upon those
wonderful organs. Lu health the eyes
will undergo much fatigue, but they arc
as eapaide of being overtaxed as the arms
or the limbs Much reading or writing,
by artificial light, is very trying to the
eyes. especially if the light is unsteady,
too brilliant, or too weak. A
.; , 00d, full
light, shaded with a light-blue globe, is
the best to rend or write with during
evening houi.s. Upon no consideration
should a man read 1110 re than tour hours
at once, by artificial light, and he should
give his eyes ten minutes' rest ;if er he
has read two hours. This is the experi
ence we have gathered from net a few
THE TREE FISHER
BY REV. CUARTA'ICINGSLEY
'Plivee Fishers went sailing out Into the West—
Out into the:Out, as the sun- went down;
Each thonghtof the woman that loved him the beat,
And the 'children stood watchingThetmont of the town
For men must work and Women mint Weep,
And there's little to bath and many to keep,
Though the harbor bar be moaning.
Three wives sat 'upliadlfe light honse tower,
And they trinn'd tlu lamps . oB the sun went down
They look'd at the squall, and they 'poled at the ahow'r
And the night-rack came rolling up ragged and
brown ;
NO, 27.
But men must work and women nmst weep,
Thu' storms he sudden and waters deep;
And the barber bar ho moaning.- -
Three corpses lay out on the shining sands,
In the morning gleam as the tide Went down;
Arid the women ore watching and wringing their bands
For those wire will never cOlno back to the town.
For men waist work, and 'women must weep,
And the nolmar Its o'er the sooner to sleep,
And good-by to the bar and Its moaning.
Three merchants went riding oat into the‘Wesr,
On the top of the 'hue, as the sun went down ;
Lode thought of his wife, and how richly silo s druid,
And the growing circumference of her new gown;
For wit 1.8 must dress and husbands nicest pay,
And there's plenty to gritm9d little to say
While the milliner's Wills running.
Three eg ant up in Juno Clarke% for'houra,
And the) - told her to put every article down;
They ordered the silica and thoy ordered the flowery,
And the bill is kept rolling up, gown upon gown;
For wives most dress and hnsbnmis will pay,
Pliough perhaps they will he in a terrible'way,
When they are dunned for tho bill that to. limping.
Three bankrupts were tigoring- in the gAzette,
On it Tuesday night, when the sun went down,t• ,
And the women wore were weeping and quite In a pet,
For the dresses they never will sliow to the tort i
For rives will dress, though husbands can't pay,
.Laihbaukruptwyis•stnvq,the2deawantest. way , . r
To get rid of the bill and the dunning.
Rev. Henry Ward-Beeoluir,in his first
sermon in Plymouth Church, Brooklyn,
after his return from Sumter, referred to
the assassination of President Lincoln,
closing with the following eloquent re
marks: •
"And now he, the martyr, is moving
in triumphal march, mightier than when
alive. The nation Ilse; up at every stage
of his coming. Cities and States are his
pall bearers, and the cannon speaks the
hours with solemn progression. Dead,
lead, dead, he yet. speaketh. Is Wash
ington dead ? Is Hampden dead? Is
Davis dead ? Is any man that. is ever fit
t live dead ? Disenthralled of flesh, risen
t the unobstructed sphere where passion
, rover comes, he begins his illimitable
work. Ilis life is now grafted upon the
i finite. and will b fruitful. as no earth
ly life can be. Pms en, thou that bast
~ vereome ! Your sorrows, oh people, are
his pens; your bells, and bands and muf
fled drums sound triumph in his ears.—
Wail and weep here, God makes it echo
joy and triumph there. Pass on ! Four
nears ago oh Illinois, wo took from thy
midst an untried wan, and from among
tho people ; we return trim to you IL
mighty conqueror. Not ti.ine any more,
but the nation'.; not Ours but the world's.
Wye him place, oh ye prairies In the
midst of this great continent his dust shall
rest a sacred treasure to myriads who shall
pilgt lot to that shrine to kindle anew their
vitt - and patriuthou. — Ye people, Kehold
the martyr whose blood, as so many ar
ticulatd cords, pleads for fidelity, for law;
for liberty.
GETTINO OUT OF CLOSE QUARTLP.B.-
A correspondent of the Columbus (Ga,)
Enquirer, tells the following :
Gov. I) , of Florida, was as cele
brated for his wa.zgery as for his oxccu
live Giving a crowd of
gaping listners an account of the strange
things he had seen during his pereg,rin a
tions through the far West, he said :
"Fact, gentlemen. the trees are so close to
gether iu Arkansas that you may travel for
days without finding them wore than
three feet apart ; and then the game I
such vast numbers of buffalo and bears
and wild cats, but in all the world I never
saw such deer !"
" What oldie deer, Gov. 1)—?" ask
ed a squint-eyed descendent of Nimrod,
who, to use his owe expression, "d' ruttier
hunt nor cat any time, " and so he had.
"Oh the biggest bouncing buelt you
ever saw Why, my dear sir, the woods
arc perfectly alive with them, chaging
about with greatbrunch iuc horm, full
flier feet apart."
" but (.;ov. It if the t,eo,
are feet apart, alid the deer's
'torus/our, I want you tt, ten ale flow
they get through.-
"(►h well that's their look out ---/
luir, within ! ' t() i/o with that!"
E.—Yeats ago. a blunt Vermont
farmer, not altogether versed in the pub
lic literature of fashionable cookery, and
having by hard knacks acquired consid
erable property, took it into his bead to
visit Boston, and 'started accordingly in
his best one-horse gig. Stopping near
noon it one of the •• smart" villages on
the route, he pat up•for tit - inte and or
dered dinner When asked 'what,,,he
preferred he mentioned beefsteak,4A
the landlord inquired whetber.-Im , 'WOUld
have it rare or well done. This was - a
stamper for our friend, but thinking
there might be something "'glorious" in
the "'Uncertainty," he assumed the air
of one who ' knew the bricks," and or.
dered it rare. All things in readiness,
our hero took a seat at the t,ablei; and •
commenced a vigorous onslaught on the
smoking viands placed before-him. At
the first cut of the steak, blood very .pro.
fusely followed the knife r -at which he,;
started back in asteniAment, and rang
the bell furiously.- :•Directly a waiter •
answered the summons, and inquired
what he wished:
I want this beef cooked," 'said the
I=
" But pm ordered it rare,"..replied-tlio
waiter
" I know it,"- said-the fittest,'' assinning
to understaiid the inatiOr. fully,: " but it
is not quite 004, you pay tSke it out
and ,
•.;¢&-Trutli,:honor; justice anti patriot
iir'e'athOng the i7litus,Witich ennoble
• • e.
Without. thoso,,tt .of r.
bility is worthless. • .
[From PUNCH.]
Beecher on Lincoln
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