C TERIII6 OF AUVERTISING Ono Eignare one insertion,, For «nen sutsrquent In4”rtion,, I`..r Alo , audio Actrur tinernents, "moll Notices .. Prc.fes.lo Sul t.',:irdx wit bout popet, OL to try Nctoo ?Ind Ilk , I 100 1,11 11, , 11.1 t Sof prl Into no, 10 001.t.s ppr line 'OB \O.— Our .lob Printing Offire is the r iirr,flets 4.1 tablishment in the till y. V.wr ;coil Prrssi,is.'enti /t genet-Al variety of eri I I suited fin pl:•Inam! F.iiiry work of every o tt , , 114 to ill/ .1 Ili Printing at the shottest : CO, I th • nceit rossrinnble terms. l'orSOns 1 inn if !t•lln, [flocks, or scything in the Jobbing 19.11 mt I It .1 thiiir Interest to give us n 1111311111 sgafrill -12.formaiti.32. GOVERNMENT r.'Sidtfnt." .- A NllltrlV '7 4 141 , 1,11, rnCtry of Sta ti. ...retiry or Intel for— 1 .0.. Ala AS, --•P rottr) or Tnoi+ury —Hi oil M r . I.LOOII, 4. el ettry r,iWar-1 I , W IN \I. STA NT , LN, aei Ot try of N,try - 11101 . 0 N , 'oat (I 011,111 -- DENNILION. .;onerni —.I 1111, 4. SPEL, hkr.r,.01,.. 0f tho IMIII ;TATE OnVEit \* \ I.,,lrii.,r—ANTPl , l.l. 0 CI A•rro ary of :grit 12111911 Mil , urvey , iArl or - i;k“k, • litnr tlonerll- 1.4 ‘, •r , •,rile) /on.- 1 1 - \ L ..1. Ito Ti.,3q1, ,, r- !) , J ii I=IIIIINZEIE 11 - OFFICERS .Inro.•n 1 1 , 1/ /1,111 :•111.11i• , •,/,•1,1,1., 1/ , /1 •.Idwut .; n,dntt• I ti.lg I 1,1, Of.trirt . a , IIIIIOLI, —.51,1111,1 Sit? Vlll3 'I •rk ILn I 12.,5rt1er -!:phrtim T. /1 /o“2:iSt or—Geo 5V.:5f , 1 - 1.: Aberilf—Jollit ~uuty Tro,surni—flon, q.• It It•••, 0irool1• ,It h .t runty - Kul tChtil 110(11iii111 it 1 1 111 41911()Ctill uFFICI.;I;s Chief Iturgetss-.1013 , , Acafstnuthurg:•a>— TOW 11 COUI:II.4EiSt W I; drew B. 7,10er, (1,0 .17-1 . II I. It.,not Hoffman, 11'..t.t kV:lrd K I; it I. ti , 11. 11111,,, , 1,1 . 111111111, BOrotit.th Truax tn...., U", i , l t 11101 ConstAble, Enpinn,.ll:ll. 4. I% li E2/.6t r.dr,w it W,,,1 nor A ,(.1. , 11 NVI111:1 m 11111E=iM=1 Tax Colloctor-llldrew .• 9., Goodyear. RFnt Id. 11 It Ilil,t11.; C'o,ollllNslim,, Pittrick :00 t hu t'e•teu—A. L. Sp viJ •• Abrin 1)..h off. Nli..hat•l Ilnlcow b. I.ntui. \ Lo.N. Muf.k. 1...1 ok t C;il FirAt PrePloyLerinn Chlt,ll.Nurthire, I 1.11 trellia,. Her C 1,1) , 11 1 / 1 :r i•t. , . vorylll.l:ty Clortillprut CI n , e.:z tut 7 =3 I Pro=6,sl‘.rlllll rtirffil I :out ,tll.l •tro , ts Rev. John • At I I o•t :ook, A. Awl 7 • ••,4, ;•',li !•1. 'htll. h (.I.rot „r „•111.14. J at II anti 6 o'cloch, I. Al 1.:1,.0 111 utiw II r I Ch tu str.n.ls Ituv ',llllllsllrl • I I it•t”, :• . 1 Vit,, it 11 1"1 , ;6ratt, :tvt .1 111161 I:alurcir. I,,uttior, • pt,v r , ., i!,, )1'.•1'.1..1 1'11,1,4,10H. itay. ..it 4,,•10rk A. 11., autl - .I 6 • .It.tAl Cirnt an I tt -tr .tl5. I tev. l'lnnnas 11 135, os tt, I I 6'.•1.6 It A. 11.. awl 7 11..6 .1,1 1.. •h (sicou,l ..166. . BO Win in. Pastor. 6rvices Ertlor. 4 1 II u'ob,r6; 1.11., x.,11 Church ol ii6l• 1111,0 Sou!!) .1 ..t ar,t and tiapal6uv, 11. I , i'a• at I I. a, tn.. and ,t •'•ah61143 0111,1•111 t 16,6 11ev PaSt•.r.. der',61•644,4 I 'a' bath. at In Weloolt. Vvspoto at a 1',.111. bone ut I,l‘ thor.th Church, corner f POT If. et lla Itor I :tr0. , 3. ten F • ritte, V.:4C .5 ,el. 1 J'eloelt I'. ill the II.PSVO at n• he,....cv•. roe., 1),1,7.5 sr.• 5,..1.1,t..1 G. not 11) ,ICK N:7;ON Co LL KO I. Rev if, In D. D.. p ros id a „„d p r . °AF, of r tl Seleticv. A. !,1 . Pr,rursor F,.=ic , liee t i Ottrator a Ulu Rue. Rllilnn, L itnewell, A Brunk and , losin to Languages Sttnael D. 111 A. Prc.fr or of M.ith,nat John K Stayui in, A. M . of the I,ntin and Ft ouch I,ninguagos. !Ina .Line; hltn, LI,. I 1 , Proli,sor of : no. ILI,. Henry C. en... 1,111, .1. (I . “;* Ciraminir John 1,..1.11ant in the ..1,111111,11- nil; M.uil u`.ri.ri..i.'. -TL. - .1 1 .•.., of St.. John', Chu.. I. Tile It ev. 1 , .1. Wore. D It, It.. Nlrs John It. Nnu uJ. Prin , M.., 1. E. I todt ter to Linn,. Jllna C. L. \1 ele.ter. I it-fr....lry in A1:1E11 , 111 VOrtli 31r... M. . Ege, Teneite. u 4 Pi2lllo. V Ins E. Graham. Poa c her Of l roolt.g and ' , lilt Ind. Rev. S. LeeLorer on Elocution tint P.o.r.hol ogY• BOARD 01! SCHOOL DI ItEcTortB Cornman, President, James .larnilton, 11. Easi•,r It. C. NVuod ward, Iloury ~ e wshatn, II umorich. Sert'y, , J. W. Eby, 'fro.istirtr, John SpliNr. \loot on the Ist fondly 01 um• 11 3lonth it s o'••b• , , A. II , at Education CORPORATIONS Ovni.Pot.o DErosIT BoNE.—President, IC. M Ilen.iel 'ton, W. M. Doetent Gtslt. J I'. flaskler and C. B. Pfoltler 'rollers, W. M. PfAblor Clerk, Joe. Utiderwoo : sengor. Directors, lt. NI. Winder:non, President Woodward, Sloth's Woodl,urn, v i„p„ 'Lug, Si'. Si'. Dale, John D. ilorgak. Joseph J. Log. n, J no. Stuart, Jr. b'i itgr N (TI ON a. II ISK.—Prosiolvolit, Satiate] I I opt u oho- hior. Joe. C. Hoffer, Teller, Abner O. Brindle, 01,•. ao• gor, Josue Brown Ker, John Dunlap, Itieh'.l Woods, John C. Dunlop, cone Brannon in, .1.4111 ttlterrett, Som . !. llcpburn, Directors. C2NI3O:IIIAND VA 1.1.1.1 Itatu , ,w COMPANY.—President, Prodorlek w r a 8••,rot ay and 'Treasurer, Ed,nrd M. Illatllo: aupri ira0:141..W., V. N. Lull. r.. 40 trains throe Cant, a day. C•rlish• Accounno at ion. list ward, lo.t as Carlisle r 1 hh A. 31., arriving at. Ca, lisle h1.1..1 I'tir,(l.ol tstsvdrd, 10.10 A. Y. MO 2.4'2, P. il'estw.u•d at 11.27. A. 31,, and I'. M. kULISLE UAH AND WA gat CoMPASr.— PrOSidellt, 1,111- UOl Todd: Treasurer, A. L. Snowier; Superinte, en, oorgo %Vise Direetum F. Watt r, Wm. :11.)iretornt E. M. Biddle. Henry :Aux ton. It. C. Woodward, .1, w Patton, P. ii M rdoor unl 1,..H, Croft,. MEI Cumberhiod Stm 1, ,, tv. No. I 'A. V. meetg ul Marlon ou 6he 2,,d and 4th TuesiMyß of every month. St. John's LAIN No. 2ao a. Y. M. Moots Sd Thura day of ouch moot h. at Marino Hall. Carlisle Lode Nu IQ I. () of U. F . m ef ,b., m on d" OVOOIUR. at 'Lront's building Lotort Lodge No. 1.3, 1. 0 01 11. T. Moots 00, re Thursdny evening In 1111eotn's LI HI I, 3,1 story. FIRE CONIPANIES The Utli'm Fire Company wn• organized In li'ap Home In Lou Cher between t and Hanover. The Cumberland Fire emnpavy was Instil uted rob 18. House In 0., d ford, bet wean Main and ruM Prat. The Good Will Fire Company was instituted 10 March, 1855. House In Pomfret. ntar 'Hanover The Nimplre (Look and Ladder Company was I todito• ted is 1859. 'town, In Mt. near (halo. RATES OF POSTAGE Pr.stage on all letters of one half ounce volght or under, 3 cents prepaid. Peatags on the ilbiltALAD - tilthin the County, free. Within the State tp cents per. annum. T. , any pelt of the United States, 2.1 centa Portage on all Iran ale It wipers. 2 cents per ounce. Advertised lettere to be charged with cost of advertising* • MRS. A. SMITH'S Photographs, Ambrotypos, lvorytyp ea_ Beautiful Albums ! Beautiful Frames ! Albums The Ladles and Gentleman, • • • Albums f r Mnses, sad for Ohildrou. Pocket Albums for Poldiera and Civilians! Choicest Album! Prettiest Albums! Cheapest Albums! FOR CHRISTMAS GIFTS I Froßli.and Now from New York .Ind.Plilledoliada Marked& 'Eli' you want satisfactory', Picturea and jpolite attention call at Mrs. It. A. Smith's Photo graphic Gallery, South East Corner of Hanover Street and Marker, Square, opposite the Court Rouse end Pow Mice, C,rlisie, Pa. Aire It. A. Smith well known as Mrs. R.:A. Reynolds, and so well known as n Paguerrean Artist, elves per sonal attention to Ladies nod Gentlemen visiting her Gallery, rind'havlng the best of Artists, and polite at tendants can palely promise that In no other Gallery can those who favor her with a call gWpleturrs sup.. a tor to hem not ~ v en.in New York or, t!biladolphia, or meet with tor , . kind and prompt attention. AmbrotyPes inserted in Rings, Locketa, Breast Pins, PerfeA copies ,of Paguerrolypes and. Ambrotypes made of deceased friends. Where copies a,e defaced, dlediton picturee may still be bad, elther-forframes or cards., All negatives preserved one year !and order), by Mall or otherwisepromptly December 23,7604,-tr aCiMPEOP4TIII.O Surgeon: and :Accouchotir 9FVIOE - at, hie roidence. inPitt 4i 3 e , t ili aolhlit s the hi : ethoTet Ohuyeh, Miner brood titripos bright storti, throntth Ihr pi Hoopi, fight, the 11,.• dimly me./ through flat DiiBtor,tll , Nl th, I hoo,hiy host hi dread Hirepeo rop What i~ that NI, III" broozo, der thy tov.t.fillg ii tiifvll . . I 1..1% h, hair 11),, Nutt it ..r thn morning's lir-I bru In full r. fltwit•.l, 011 OW •tl...:1111. lIMIIIII N.I reellgo tpuld and Anti. Ft,. [1 it. 11.1 . ,r night or the gloom of the ;41..1N. kn.! :"1111 , 41 , :illgil.11 }Milner in 11'11101H, r 11! nil, he it ••v• r, 11111.11 sli;t11 %Imo! th it blvd Itonte4 urn the fee's. rte-el.ktlt Itle. , +'.l will. • • ~t •I• peeve. 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Mut.r of looming, Fail. unitoool loot as 10,, etc. S.ottutl, notiti.l tilt trtunp ..f it Ring tliton,h the world with hold ;,pplanfie, , •Itirrg thrnurh thr v rrrlrtlrtth inrrrtirrrrtiTh - ge: • • Let every clime to Fre,loni .1ear.16.14,1 with n Joyful M., I'll4'o,f-or of U With equal mei gitthlike er he priiveriet lu the feurhei hour Of }owl ‘sltil 0 1.0. tht• 11,11 , 111 1)p. 1111,1 „I,i, 1.. 5../ v, hi roittri, • ~tt ‘,1);c11 I .$l, 1.. is ~ 1 1 'Olit II hi' tll L 1.1; Ileti, h;•1, , ...1 ,1; lm, film owl Ir., pm. Wllfm .1 •illl,lll, 111 111 , 11111 . \ otii Ith, 1111111 Coltiillki,Cr. day. Ili, ullll.l inolt tc‘. !time ,•se+ /111 , tlrt• Flut ~ 1 rrrr ..•( Lunt : 11 , h. , ‘lntag , • 1, :114 s, 'at], : fli I , initi..l tin• inti•fi t i lightning ni hi- I. ~viii I li:L‘k• ili.• rvlgtvil-fire- of culttp• nut) . have hint nit Mint' in tL•nv tlllll I hn,u rettil Ids itnlitittitis sentent, Lr ill.. .11111 rod Oar ing lump" I 1111 V t; 1,14 it U.r\ it in 4.r "As poll 11 , ..! with un t•.$1 , 11 , 1s1I1.1,, P iiii y..ii mr gruco sho,! , :u1.1;" I,ot the her,. 1., II %.1111111. rush ,lith his !wt., ; llr Lux soundest f.a.th the• tratnital that t‘ltnll ll..ver eon retreat; Ito hi sifting out ;1,1 hearth of uu•n hofere hi. jtidgru,nt tient ; Oh, be 4win, uly geld, to mime, him' juldhlui, my Peet i n the lainnity.or-tho Christ was born seri,. OW 10,1, a gh,ry ni In, 1ww , . 111 Qin! Il . llllnliF,lll,S }till and zo; An he died to make men holy, let of, dig. to 'nal, Mon And it came to pass in the days of Abra ham, of the house of Lincoln, the ruler of the Puritans, the people of God, Tltl,t one Jefferson, whtise surname is Da vis, the high priest of BeelZebub. the ruler of Tartarus, made war on the people of God, in the land of Dixie, wherein are raised tur pentinei treason and cotton. And Jeff. raised seven thousand of his bravo men, and hafted ron, lead and fire on Fort Sumter, in the command • of Robert, whose animate is Anderson, and seventy veteran Puritans. And Jefferson ceased not, day and night, to oppress the army of the Lord, insomuch that Anderson surrendered fort,, and lowdred the flag of his country. And Jefferson made a k,rreat banquet, and his wises, and his concubines drank wino in the vessels made of gold, stolen from the treasury by Floyd, under Old Buck, the bachelor. Moreover, his seven thousand soldiers re joiced with great joy, and cried with a loud voice for three' days, Great is' King Cotton, who bath delivered our enemif*lli4 Black Abolitionists, into our hands, Samlio and who,reared our King. „, And it cameto pass, when Abraham bearti the rejoicing, lie called Seward, mind Said, `Mat' rr (swath ihd rejoicing ? • • ! • An4!Ele ward said unto him, Live foreveri• :Father Abraham; the Philistines be-upon pp., And Abraham wept, !and covered ,hitriself ; with sackcloth and napes, and prayed,Mlght; ily to''God. ; ••'" VOL. 65. RHEEM & WEA.KLEY, Editors & Proprietors ' ........ . . . The Star-Spangled Banner Q! yay, cap yoa by the dawn's early light, 'mount' ee ft the twilight'rt last I • n WO' thn 1 . 111111c,f Ss al cited V.llllll,nt And the ttel:et • tt red tt:lttre, the lattalta hat4tinp, in :tit, inc,l proof tht,ttuto the nicht that air flat: Ull6 at I= II! •4,1.1164, thr• Stu banner still 11%, II). land or th, rrrr• and 11... Imrm• iii :•I 11*-11:01g1l.4 Intlllll,l'. 1,1,7 In IMIIIII And i t ,a i. Ih , hand who no Ntotottl4 - 1 , woro That 11, , Itavo- war and tha battle', t'..ninaloa A Collor Hurl n c,outtry wit learo m tin out) hoir foul 11.4,t-loin ..1111 of 111. and Ow 11,1, ~f El= lIMI IE=IIIMII ill triiilmdi .1 11 I • .11 , 1 i ill , . ill, :111 , 1 11, ~f Hail. Columbia 1111111 1 11, Hymn of the Republic tit in maircliittg I.ll,llljah, 4 Ilia (IH 2$ marching ,ill,l, (ht./ in Mar , thing ”n Cu,, it us • )lir (;0.1 fn wardling ~n BEE While foil la marching ni BEM SliaMlitsMiTn. CHRONICLES. BY THOMAS I'. COWAN . . ..... „ ...z . ( ,--- . ' i: .. , .. , \ , , ::... .. ~ \ ' ''. , ~ G f gr t 1 ( :k ;4, \''' ? ~.. -- , .. z . (.0_ , . , •, , I ~,, ,5 ‘, ..— . . I t., i 4 • 4 ) \ 4y t. , t:....._ And the Lord answered and said unto him. Pear not, Abraham, for I raised ,thee up to deliver my people. Issue thy proclamation, and cull out five and-seventy thousand men peradventure Jefferson will repent. And Abr.hain hearkened unto the Lord. Selah A.nd detlers.un hardened his heart, and stiffened his neck. and boasted and said, Wi:at do tln,;(1 Yankees? One of us can whip ten A holition . ists, and ten of the chiv alry can put a thousand Yankees to flight. Anti it repented the Lord that he had made dethwson, of the house of Davis. And the Lord saith unto Abraham, Issa the proclamation, and call out three hundred thonsend nice, and I will punish Jefferson for his sins. wherewith he It at Ii Sinned against Heaven. And Abraham obeyed God. selalt And the Philistines pitched battle against the Puritans at Bull Run ; and Jefferson slew of the army of Abraham two and-twen ty thousand, And diScolniltted the artily of the Lord, and took fifty-and-four thousand. prist:ners, and wilgons not a few; and routed the army ~f Abraham. And Abraham wept bitterly, and prayed mightily to God, and said. Surely, 0 Lord God, thou hest forsaken thy s.•rvant Abras ham, and destroyed the people. And the Lord answered Abraham and said, Fear not, my servant, for T hare raised thee tip to deliver my people. And I will punish the arrogance of Jeffer son, and the haughty shall he laid low. 'sue thy proclamation again, and call out six hundred thousand nu•n. and f will sweep the land of Dixie with the hesoni of destruc tion. And it shall voila , to pass that Richmond and Charleston, ihe beauty of the Southern Confederney, -hall be RS Sodom and Go morrah. They shall not be dwelt in from generation 1.1 generation : neither shall the slaveholder pitch his tent ther, 4 iii ; but the wild beast of Florida -hall lie there; owls shall build their nests in their pahu•es, and satyrs shall dunce ch , r , , and their time is near at hand, and [heir day , shall not be prolonged. For the Lord thy God shall have mercy n Abraham, and will yet choose Israel, and they leave to the house of Abraham. no my servants shall take them captive C:111t1%•• I hey were, and t •ey shall rule over their oppre , sor:, the F. F. V.'s of Dixie. And thou, Abraham, shall use this power. against Jetl‘q , on. the arch traitor of Dixie, 1111 , 1 - ay If ': l' 111011 the Oppr(ksi".ior ceased ! the gold en eines! The Lard htttli broken the staff ~1 nn(l the sceptres °chi:: rulers. - Ito who -mote 'lto people in wroth with c.o.tuitted : 110 that rni , ,l in :urger i, ot, (I ne hindroth ; the whole at ,r.-1:-1.1y people hr , ak lord] into Yom Iho ralmottii trees and eedar, rojoioe Since thou, ell. art laid low. no follow Is come up itga;lnd 11011 from lionenth is moved for thee to moot thee at thy ....ming : it stirred) up the doad for thee. And these shall speak and say unto time, Art thou Jell. become weak as we? thy pomp is brought down. - How art thou fallen from Ileaviin, 0 Lu cifer, son of mourn i ? How art thou cut down to the ground which did weaken this .1,44 1 .0 For thou ha,t ,aid in thy heart, I will call the - roil of - n - ry - Flaves — rrrrilunlrer Hilt 7 - - ttnit emilt my throne a hove the stars and stripes. I will be like the .11o,t High; yet thou Jell', shalt he brought down to hell, to the bottonile , s pit. They that -ve thee shall narrowly look upon thee, saying,. Is this the man that made the ear' h tremble that did•shake this got ernment That uuul. the world as a wilderness and destroyed the cities thereof? that opened not the house of his prisoners, but starved them to sleuth'. that worshipped King Cotton Moreover, the Lurd said unto Allraham, 1.--u.• thy proclamation of confiscation, 1111(1 I Will take my servants from hard bondage heroin they have been made to servo, and t hey shall guard their masters with bayonets. Awl I will make the garden of Eden and the Eden .1. elll th a wilderness, a waste des- ort ; I will .=weep the land of Dixie with the lto.;ot of destruction. Moreover, I will cut oft the ,on and nephew 4.r j off so th a t t h ey will not rit,e up and fill the world again with tories. And Abraham rejoiced. Moreover, one Richard, of the house of yat,s, Governor of Illinois, telegraphed to Abraham, -aying, Issue your proclamation of confiscation; 1111 , 1'0 , V. 'r, call out a million of 111e11. And Abraham ans wered Richard, and said, Dick, hold still and see the salvation of God. And Dick said, the will of the Lord be (I mt • And din Uod emote tint Philistines With a continual stroke, and took the forts that old Buchanan had stolon and Oven to And the army of the Lord took Fort Fort Donelson, Fort Columbus, and put to flight thy• Philistines at Shiloh. and slew ten thousand and made a new river through the timber, and took Island No. 10, 2111(1 tW(2 and twenty thousand stand of arms, and prisoners not a few. And one Ulysses, of the house of Grant, besieged Vicksburg., and oppressed the army . of Jeff., in command of one Pemberton the Priest. Insomuch that the soldiers and citizens prayed to the High Priest and said, Givens = said onto them, Bring hither your beasts of burden, moreover, you catch rats. And the soldiers did bring their poor mules, and slew them in the presence of Pemberton, and the people (lid oat rats, mule meat, and hard tack. And the Lord granted unto Grant sue and the brave Illinois blew up the forts, end on the 4th of July. 1863, the city was • surrendered to Grani, with thirty-three thousand prisoners and forty-four thousand stand of,unis, and cotton bales not 71 few. And Butler took New Orleans, I.nd Far rag-tit took the coast, and the abolitionists took Ettrope,and the - rest'of the world. SAM I And Jefferson was sorely troubled, ard his. wives and his concubines wept. And Jefferson called his astrologers and sooth sayers, and said unto them, Gall 'your father Beelzebub, that he may deliver us out of the hands of Abraham that we perish not; and they celled' upon their father, and ho answered and said,' here am 1, And they said unto Beelzebub; Jefferson, thy High Priest. ealleth for thee, being sore ly oppressed by Abraham. Then Beelzebub, King of Tartarus, called for his but wings, and screwed on. s his long tail, and Judas, and Arnold, and Burr, put. on his long hems, and the Devil took his flight from hell to the land-Of Dixie. . ' And answered,and said uiito Jefibrson,this wives and his concubines, Servants of. my kingdom,. you are . ,belOyed aboVo all thy fol lows.. Becalisb you have icept the people of 'the South iivignora'nee, and taught thy-,chil dren to sell their daughters ti'doncubiunge, and their sons for field hands. Moreoyer. beeeuse you, have discarded the American Englo, emblem of liberty, and did adopt tlieh'attlesnake as'thy ensign of nittion ality, the companion of the 'ciipperheiik ; !, -The beloved form of.tho serpent that I Mi stimed when,,l entered the garden, of, Eden and deceived mother Eve, and brought, sin and-'death inte'the Woad,: and` - peopled • iny kingdom . ; 'therefore ye' are'beloVetd`aliove all And,/,my sorvants.i will.qall,epon my vicegerent, Val landigham, tite leader , of, the Copperheadii; 'the !coin - pinion' of OM iattlesnaltes; • , put it ihtb • his - heart 16 -- nioak 'Peace, when- 'thorn is:no peace: :liforeever, I' will entl_the cupperheudo irt con vsAtiuu in'l.ll.ing field „jllincue,. mult&tthotrt. rupglv,e tput tt further offeiltittul 4)1'040.11416n ;ot vetir ' is CARLISLE, PA., FRIDAY, JULY , 7, 1865 unconstitutional, subversive of the govern ment, and tends to disunion and anarchy. And I will cause the copperheads, the com panions of rattlesnakes, to, hiss and shout with a loud voice, Hurrah for Vallandigham. Moreover, my servant Jefferson, in whom my heart delighteth,l will call all the cop perheads in a national convention at Chicago, and make them resolve that the experiment of flair years war against thee and thy people is a failure ; and that they are for immediate cessation of hostilities and for my servant Pendleton. And 1 will seduce George B. McClellan to accept the nomination of thy friends - at Chicago. Furthermore, 1 will send the witch of En dor to my kingdom, and call my chief ru lers, Judas Iscariot, Aaron Burr, and Ben edict Arnold, hone and flesh of thy flesh. And raise an exceeding great army in the North, and we will fight Abe in the rear; .and..l, Beelzebub, King- - -oflirtarus, will command the army of the North, and thou, my servant. shall command the army of the South. And 1 will give thee the land of Dixie for thy possession forever, for a land of bondage. Moreover, I will make thee ruler of half my kingdom, Hell, and we will deeeivt the peo de. And Jefferson took courage and rejoiced. And Vallandigharn ceased not night and day, crying with a loud voice, Peace, Peace —brothers of the North, compromise with your Scuthern brothers; and ho deceived the people. And when these 'reclean, spirits come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the beast, and out of the false prophet, they as sumed (into themselves forms like men; and assumed the form of the Stale Register, the Day Bonk, and the Chicago Times. And Burr took the form of Pendleton, and Bene dict Arnold that of Fernando Wood. :_nd those unclean spirits kissed Al re ham, and said, Father Abraham we are loyal and fur the Union: and they deceived the Puritans and raised an exceeding great army o f copperheads at the North. And the Cop perheads did tight the army of the Lord in the rear, and Jefferson did tight the army of the Lord in front. And sorely oppressed the arms- of Abra ham, until there was slain of the Union army two hundred and Mrty and six thousand. And Abraham was troubled, and covered himself with ashes, and prayed to God. And the Lord answered Abraham, and said, Few• not, Abraham, for thou art Hon est Old Abe. I will call my servants, the 'Johns, wheel-horses of Democracy : John Dougherty, John A. Logan, John A. Mc- Clermont and ono Bob Ingersoll, and Ishant -N. Haynie,and_Stephen G.' Hicks, to uncle , ' eeive my people. The Joyn s , ministers of God, raised the cloak from Lll ,, Dag Bonk. and the Chicago Times and Still(' Register. which was Jbdas Iscariot. - Behold there was concealed a mass of po litical corruption and treason, and 'etspper heads wi th fiirked tongues, and a stink of carrion rose from the presses, and the people held their noses, and the Johns cried with a loud voice, Come and see. Bob Ingersoll raised the curtails front oil' Pendleton, which is Burr, and behold on his brain was two negro babies, his breast was his thighs and legs clay, his feet were cloven, and his toes were copperheads. And Robert cried with a loud voice, Come and see. And the people cried with a loud yoke, Away with such men from the earth; Crucify them I crucify them ! - And -the totters raisr , d the - covering from Fernando Wood, which is Benedict Arnold, and he had ten heads, which were copper heads ; his conscience was seared as with a hot iron, and he was given up to reprobacy of mind and hardness of heart that he might behove a lie, that he 'night be damned, be cause he held the truth in so:righteousness. His face was also brass, and his hydra heads had forked tongues like unto serpents. On each head he had a horn that was ealled dilemma, and around easel/ horn was wound a huge rattlesnake, and on the top a flag with stars and har4. And the Johns and Bobs spake unto the people with a loud voice, saying, Come and !;„. And the people answered and said, It is revealed in the Scriptures that the seed of the woman shall bruise the serpent's head ; and they stamped the Copperheads with their heels. And the army of the Lord in the South thrust through and through the rattles mike of Dixie, and the sneak peace serpent died suddenly without remedy. And the remnant of the army of the Lord rejoiced, saying, It is finished; it is finished. Since Judas, Arnold, and Burr, and Val landigham and Pendleton are laid low, no fellow is conic up in the rear against us. And the soldiers did spit upon the dead carcasses of the copperheads of the North, and bruised the heads of the rattlesnakes in the South, and rested from their hard fight ing. And they took unto themselves wives of the daughters of Abraham, and made and preserved the Union. And the Lord blessed Abraham and cursed Vallandigham, and put a mark on him that he should deceive the nation no inure for a thousand years. After ttott hr will be loosed for a little season. Moreover, the Lord said unto Abraham, I have driven the Rebels into their last ditch at Richmond and Charleston. Arid I will give unto Grant power to fight the battles of the Lord, and Richmond and Charleston shall surely fidl, and great will be the fall thereof. And Abraham, God's chosen one, shall again rule over the people. Then shall this nation bent their swords into plough-shares and their spears into pruning -hooks, end know infernal war no . more for ever and ever. HOW VICKSBURG WAS TAKEN INTERESTING ACCOUNT of GRANT'S PLAN AND SHERMAN'S PROTEST [Springfield Correspondent of the Chicago Re publican.] In the Republican, of June 3, was publish- 1d an editorival article with ox tract headed " A Scrap f History," and which gives an account ,of General Sherman's written protest agaiAst Gehe. ral Grant's circuitous march arountiVicks burg, and by which ho cut himself off from his base of supplies ; describe* how General SI anion directed that the protest be forw,arded to Washington ;how Gene ral Grant never did so forward it but alter Wards when Vicksburg was about to Surrenderd, tore it up inr , General Sher. man's presence, much to the "satisfaction of the latter. I have no doubt of the truth of the story, as it perfectly tallies with an rm. count(which I have often heard related by parties 'who were preSent) of ,the way in' whieliGenertil Grant, is said to have come to the determination rot making the extraordinary, and :novel military move :menthy,whicti- 'captured , Vickshurg: . 'andowhich rMoiement was ' evidettcky' 'en 1p (adds ii) the milituiy , genius the, man. The people itave r jiot t .(prehahly chew's!). 0.1 9eneral .Grant 7 smativettiodes.! Ay.). , been liiiietofore to NM' military genius (which is the highest form of mental power) and which con eeives as well as daeoutes. In fact, I have heard officers and soldiers assert that to Gen. Sherman alone was due the credit o planning the entire campaign,' which resulted in the capture of Vicksburg; when the truth is that campaign .was the conception of General Grunt himself. And ti ore than this, the most, brillant movemeht of it was undertaken contrary to the advice of hieneral Shermari, and in the meth or his written protest. To General Grant, then. must be accorded the praise of having not. only conceived it, but also 11f having by his indomitable pluck, self-reliance and dogged obstinacy ( the bitter trait iising to heroism in the case,) carried this great movement to a successful termination, in spite of the opposition of General Sherman, in whose judgment and military talent he reposed such great confidence. 'The account of the manner by which GUneral Grant was led to make the went movement which resulted in the capture of: Vicksburg is as follow.. : On the Ist ofi:April, 1863, tienerals Grant, Sher. Ogelsby,:Seeretary, of Statc 0. NI. latch, of this State , Auditor Jesse K. Dubois, United Stares Marsha) 1). L. Phillips, Congressman Mitchel, of the Fort Wayne District, Indiana; Commodore Prter and various other 'lava) officers were on the flagship of ComnacdurePorters squadron (the Black I (awk, I think.) They had been up the Yazoo river to fluines Bluff on a reconnoissance of the fortifications, and were returning. Ti e party were seated in the cabin of the flag ship, and an animated discussion was go- ing forward between Genernl Shertnat lion..iesse K. Dubois, end lion I) I all good talkers, and luvioz. tr ,talk, too. The topic was the que•iien ctalLq_ery, theeffect of the war upon tt, c&. gener4l Sherman contended that shivery tiad nothin'g to di with the' war, and should not be made to enter into it ; that the Southerners where high toned Lf,entle• men ; that he bad no objections to slavery ; that - the War would last fifteen years, and that the ,South could only be Made to sucoutnb after they had been vir tually all but exterminated ; also that it was a war between the Puritans and cav aliers. 3lessrs, Dubois and Phillips, spe. 414 the former, stoutly combat ted these ideas. Mr. Dubois contended that slav ery was the cause of the war, and that it must be removed before .a permanent peace could be secured ; also that, as re garded the duration of it, if those in eh:irge of it would only do their duty it could be closed up in a short time ; that the people of the North had given them men and money in almost unlimited numbers and amounts, that the results was in their hands, with every appliance to asuccessful termination. Nit.. Phillips then took up the convers .tion with Gene ral Sherman on the subject of slavery, and General Grant, who had remained a silent listenet during th. other discussion, with the inevitable cigar between his lips, withdrew from the cabin to the deck, and Mr Dubois followed him Ihe I;eu. eral had not beckoned the Auditor from the room, but loth appeared to be drawn together by one of those mental attrac tions tie• which there is 110 accounting. Upon deck a conversation ensuLd between the two, the tin eranee of which was as Owe. Getie.ral 6-raw—L . oule .1 ,se, to tell yon the tiith, I have ',wile to in 9 wit's ends r. triads the capture of N'icksburg. I do not really know what next wove to !nuke I have tried everything I could think of, and here we are yet. I have been advised that we go hack to Memphis and eotantenee an overland ware!) Iron) that point. Mr. Dubois—qieneral Brant, yon can- not do that. It you take this army back to Memphis, with all this army of gun boats and transports and all your materi al of w r, the effect will be disastrous on the country. This infernal constitution in our state was only defeated by super human exertions Another election is almost upon us, and tite wholo North west is on the verge of revolution If y ou re. ,, , uLlinek you strengthen the bands of the traitors and K. G. C.'s at home, they will call your movement a retreat, and more loudly than ever assert that tht south cannot be conquered. If you can do no butter. you must storm Vicksburg. If it c ! !sts the lives of forty thousand men it must be take', It is a terrible thing o think of but it milli, be done General Grant replied that he would reflect Upon.the' matter during the night and lot Mr. Dubois know of his determi nation in the morning, When the morn- ing mime, General Grant met Mr. Pubois with a cheerful countenance and the fol. owing conversation took place General.Grant—linele Jeaso, you are going.hotne to-day ; tell Governor Yates .and the peeple:id for , we that 'I will take Vieltaborg . iu sixty,:daya: •. Mr. Dubois—General Grant, -1. pm glad to hear you eay thie"; but - all - I ask you to allow;rue to tell then" is that: you will, take Viekeimrot r i don' 't care wheth.: or,inisixty days . or:aix•months. General Grant iuwbound to take it. have decided on my plans. I will not 'tell you what'llleY 'are. kle' n . with' l the imstlntentiims you might ilisclosiikthem . .. F. / 7-\ , 1\ .•_•: t" • i 1,., • . . . A t . 0 ...' i ' , '0 ~,‘sl .. II - _ . ( 11 A . :: * i to the detriment of the movement They then parted, and Gen. Grant de tailed his plan to Gen. Sherman, who protested in writing, as detailed in the article, but placed himselfhimself under the General's orders. .Auditor Dubois went home and told Gov. Yates that Grant would take Vicks burg ; that. he had no doubt of it ; that Gen. Grant told him to tell him so. and that he must tell it to the people us com ing f , out Gen Grant !t will i.e remem bered that the prowis,. or (lcn. Graut was published in the papers at the time, and that Governor Yates repented-it from the- stump. General Grant's next move was to send for General John A. McOlernand. and ordered him to march his, corps from Milliken's Bend to Grand Gulf. Gen eral MeClernand proposed some changes in the details of the plan ; but General Grant cu him short by saying that be had digested and arranged the entire de tails for the movement, and only required him, General Meelernand to, execute his orders. General McClernand then said he would do that to the best of his abili• ty, alto departed on his expedition. And here it may be well to add, that at this time strenuous efforts were being made at WashingtOn fir the removal of General Grant. Not only West Point was arrayed against hint, but republican members of Congress, sonic of them from this State, went to Mr. Lincoln and urged his removal, tak rig back their for mer endorsements of him. Leading re publican papers in this Butte loudly de• nuunced him, and clamored tor his su persedure. At this time a leading re publican and retired office huller limo this State, who had been down the river buying cotton, wrote at letter to Mr. Lin coln denouncing General G , aot, prediet. ing his failure and urging he I,ppoiot• went of General l'ope to his command. He brought the ietter to Hon (). M Hatch, then zecroary of State, and one of Mr. Lincoln's most intimate friends, and asked hint to direct it, but did not show him its contents He represented to Mr. Hatch that Mr, Nicolay, who had been Mr. Hatch's deputy clerk, seeing the handwriting, would hand it to Mr. Lincoln. Hearing id the occurrence and suspecting a trick, Mr Dubois wade Mr. Hatch Itrite a, letter to the President, whioh bosh signed, and whioh or s od him to do nothing against Gen. Grant—that they bad been down the river, and-so far as they had anything to say in the mat ter, they were perfectly satisfied with Subsequently the capture of Vicks• burg Mr. Dubois was in Washington, to obtain a sick furlough for his son, who had been at the sieLre and was then . in Memphis hospital. Mr. Lineoln himself went to the War office, with Mr Du bois to obtain the furlough Returning from the office, and while Mr. Lincoln, Mr. Dubois and Mr. P. L Phillips were standing at the railing which separates the War Office grounds from those of the White House, the fidlowing conver sation, in substance, took place: 3lr Dubois-31r. President, I do not like General Grant s paroling those pris oners at Vicksburg. We had better teed than fight thew. )IE. Lincoln, straightenin g himself up to his full height, and his countepance beaming with that peculiar smile which indicated that he was highly pleased : Dubois, General Grant has done so well, and we are all so pleased at the raking of Vicksburg, let Its not quarrel with Mtn about that matter." He also added, "Dubois," placing his foot upon the base of the railing, and taking a less erect. posture, "do you know that at, one inw, I stood solitary and alone here in avur of General rant ? Even (meaning a member of Congress from Northern Illinois,) cattle and told me that ho Grant was not worth a —, and at I would have to remove him I retuetnbe yd that you and Hutch and others had been down there about the first or April, and had nut said a word to we on the subject.'' THE THRKIim iromEN.—Lt is a nais• take to imagine that the natives of the Turki h empire are wholly excluded from ny friendly intercourse with the women uf these countries—u tale which has gui9 ed credence rind been perseveringly main tained by travellers, few of whom have over bud an opportunity of testing the until of the report by personal experi ence. mongst the higher classes of the Greek persuasion in particular, every free dom 'exists in doors; young ladies not only sl.ow themselves, but, after serving the guest with coffeeand sweettneats,lhey will seat themselves on then-edge of the divan, and soon manage to juin in the conversation. This state of freedom ex ists to• a greater or less degree till the Young girl is betrothed ; then not :,considered deco'rous that she should be present whenever her intended bridegroom vtattA the'.hoe„, uti eeither"ehoiiihi sheitear his name. tirientioned. , -Even. amongst Turks; and MOre,esieciallyin:tho'Villages ,and : smaller towns of .Syria, the young Mahommedan sees ond-ConVerses with the ftituree o hject- of his love until she .attains. l - hereleverttkortivelith:year ;'' she iti then excluded . frOm the tioeiety of bw. TERMS:--$2,00 in Advance, or $2,50 within the, year FE persons. Those who are blessed with strong eyes should not overtax them, as Many zealous students do, by too much night writing. There - are instances on record of a sudden loss of sight by strong men, who had read and written by lamp light, as if their eyes never would fail, and tlieir vision .never lose its power,,— 'The colebrt.ted Kuler Mk his eye sight 'bran imprudent night's study, .in.some of 'hi's . maThentaliiiai CalculitfionS. The smoke of is very, hurtful to th'e _eyes, lumen, a &td circulation of air is as necessary for the eyes RR for the lungs. A vcry weak solution of the sulphate of zinc is exelliitit for blond shot or surfiee 'lnfilitne(teyen;" 'we liaN'n - iievar:;lciii - 41,ci to fail in effeqing a cure in a few days. womanhood has alr:eady begun to devel ope itself in the girl of ten or - eleven yearr, old in these climates, where they are often wives and mothers at thirteen Hence love exists between the young couple be- lore the destined bridegroom urges his mother to make the requisite proposals of rrarriage. [le loses sight of his lady love as .qO , lll as she enters upon woman hood, though h may, by means of a third party, catch an occasional glimpse of her features as she passes to and I ' m, strictly guarded by illations and old duennas ; but not a single word ,w one bewitchin g - kiss can the despairing lover hope for un til she is brought home to his house, his lawful consort and partner fur life ; then, .and not till then, commences the great seclusion of the ladies of I lie Turkish haritir. • Even this 'feeling, •in eountry• places and villages, though the trewly married bride may be strictly guarded fur a year or two, eventually wears off, and the women mix in the every-day occupa tions of the field or in the garden, unveil ed and undistinguii bable from their Chris. tiara neighbors.--Ih, (n o m e Cedur T.,,hunon AI ANN ERS IN THE 11)101,}.: AATS.— • Rude were the manners then : man and wife ate off the trencher ; a few wooden-handled knives, with blades of rugged iron, were a luxurA F the great. Candles were unknown: a servant girl held a torch at supper : one, or at most two mugs of coarse, brown earthenware formed all the drinking apparatus in a house, Rich gentlemen wore clothes of unlined leather. Ordinary 'persons never scarcely touched flesh meat. Nobleman. sions drank little or no wine in sunitn,t, --a little corn seemed wealth. Women had trivial marriage portions,— even Milks dr , • , se.6 xttemely plaM The chief rot o - n family', , expense war what the males sm ;it in arms and horses, Hullo Of which, howev , :r, were eithe r ve r y goo d or very , showy ; and grandees had to lay out mon ey on their lofty towers. in Dante's com paratively polished times, ladies h; inn to paint their cheeks, by way of finely. go ing to the theatre ; and to u> less a—i dnity in spinning and plying their distaff. “j" ii, Ord, r (/• Johp. THE THISTI,E.—Suave years ag ,, , a Scotch emigrant to Van Dienian's hand curried with him to that distant colony a package of thistle-seed The thistle, our readers are aware, is the national emblem of Scotland, as the rose is of England, and the shamrock of Ireland: and when the honest Caledonian and his friends saw this familiar flower of their nativt , land blooming around their new homes. they almost wept for joy over the recollection it brought to their hearts of their father land —The seed," says a colonist, was liberally supplied to friends far and near, and soon the down was seen soaring over the hills of Tasmania, bearing the seed in its flight, and the this; le was no long er a SI rariger in this our adopted country, Hut, mark the result ! The thistle soon manifested himself an !ism per, and took possession of the soil to the exAusion of the native grasses and herbs. In a few years the colonists began to take the a larm Large paddocks were over-grown with the pernicious weed, and not only was the pasture land destroyed, but., in some eases, the In rid became inaccessible to man or heist, and in Autumn the seeds mount in the air, looking like snow, and I have seen the grass perfectly white with the down. The mischief is irreparable, and the thistle will never be extinguish ed in Van Ltienian's Land, while the curse pronounced upon the land for Adam's sake is inflicted.'' CAHE OF niN EYrs —The eye is so very tender—is such II tine Rie9e of mechanism, that it diu.t he handled and treated with great care and gentleness. any become short-sighted at an early age, constitutionally or by sickness, or by imposing too much labor upon those wonderful organs. Lu health the eyes will undergo much fatigue, but they arc as eapaide of being overtaxed as the arms or the limbs Much reading or writing, by artificial light, is very trying to the eyes. especially if the light is unsteady, too brilliant, or too weak. A .; , 00d, full light, shaded with a light-blue globe, is the best to rend or write with during evening houi.s. Upon no consideration should a man read 1110 re than tour hours at once, by artificial light, and he should give his eyes ten minutes' rest ;if er he has read two hours. This is the experi ence we have gathered from net a few THE TREE FISHER BY REV. CUARTA'ICINGSLEY 'Plivee Fishers went sailing out Into the West— Out into the:Out, as the sun- went down; Each thonghtof the woman that loved him the beat, And the 'children stood watchingThetmont of the town For men must work and Women mint Weep, And there's little to bath and many to keep, Though the harbor bar be moaning. Three wives sat 'upliadlfe light honse tower, And they trinn'd tlu lamps . oB the sun went down They look'd at the squall, and they 'poled at the ahow'r And the night-rack came rolling up ragged and brown ; NO, 27. But men must work and women nmst weep, Thu' storms he sudden and waters deep; And the barber bar ho moaning.- - Three corpses lay out on the shining sands, In the morning gleam as the tide Went down; Arid the women ore watching and wringing their bands For those wire will never cOlno back to the town. For men waist work, and 'women must weep, And the nolmar Its o'er the sooner to sleep, And good-by to the bar and Its moaning. Three merchants went riding oat into the‘Wesr, On the top of the 'hue, as the sun went down ; Lode thought of his wife, and how richly silo s druid, And the growing circumference of her new gown; For wit 1.8 must dress and husbands nicest pay, And there's plenty to gritm9d little to say While the milliner's Wills running. Three eg ant up in Juno Clarke% for'houra, And the) - told her to put every article down; They ordered the silica and thoy ordered the flowery, And the bill is kept rolling up, gown upon gown; For wives most dress and hnsbnmis will pay, Pliough perhaps they will he in a terrible'way, When they are dunned for tho bill that to. limping. Three bankrupts were tigoring- in the gAzette, On it Tuesday night, when the sun went down,t• , And the women wore were weeping and quite In a pet, For the dresses they never will sliow to the tort i For rives will dress, though husbands can't pay, .Laihbaukruptwyis•stnvq,the2deawantest. way , . r To get rid of the bill and the dunning. Rev. Henry Ward-Beeoluir,in his first sermon in Plymouth Church, Brooklyn, after his return from Sumter, referred to the assassination of President Lincoln, closing with the following eloquent re marks: • "And now he, the martyr, is moving in triumphal march, mightier than when alive. The nation Ilse; up at every stage of his coming. Cities and States are his pall bearers, and the cannon speaks the hours with solemn progression. Dead, lead, dead, he yet. speaketh. Is Wash ington dead ? Is Hampden dead? Is Davis dead ? Is any man that. is ever fit t live dead ? Disenthralled of flesh, risen t the unobstructed sphere where passion , rover comes, he begins his illimitable work. Ilis life is now grafted upon the i finite. and will b fruitful. as no earth ly life can be. Pms en, thou that bast ~ vereome ! Your sorrows, oh people, are his pens; your bells, and bands and muf fled drums sound triumph in his ears.— Wail and weep here, God makes it echo joy and triumph there. Pass on ! Four nears ago oh Illinois, wo took from thy midst an untried wan, and from among tho people ; we return trim to you IL mighty conqueror. Not ti.ine any more, but the nation'.; not Ours but the world's. Wye him place, oh ye prairies In the midst of this great continent his dust shall rest a sacred treasure to myriads who shall pilgt lot to that shrine to kindle anew their vitt - and patriuthou. — Ye people, Kehold the martyr whose blood, as so many ar ticulatd cords, pleads for fidelity, for law; for liberty. GETTINO OUT OF CLOSE QUARTLP.B.- A correspondent of the Columbus (Ga,) Enquirer, tells the following : Gov. I) , of Florida, was as cele brated for his wa.zgery as for his oxccu live Giving a crowd of gaping listners an account of the strange things he had seen during his pereg,rin a tions through the far West, he said : "Fact, gentlemen. the trees are so close to gether iu Arkansas that you may travel for days without finding them wore than three feet apart ; and then the game I such vast numbers of buffalo and bears and wild cats, but in all the world I never saw such deer !" " What oldie deer, Gov. 1)—?" ask ed a squint-eyed descendent of Nimrod, who, to use his owe expression, "d' ruttier hunt nor cat any time, " and so he had. "Oh the biggest bouncing buelt you ever saw Why, my dear sir, the woods arc perfectly alive with them, chaging about with greatbrunch iuc horm, full flier feet apart." " but (.;ov. It if the t,eo, are feet apart, alid the deer's 'torus/our, I want you tt, ten ale flow they get through.- "(►h well that's their look out ---/ luir, within ! ' t() i/o with that!" E.—Yeats ago. a blunt Vermont farmer, not altogether versed in the pub lic literature of fashionable cookery, and having by hard knacks acquired consid erable property, took it into his bead to visit Boston, and 'started accordingly in his best one-horse gig. Stopping near noon it one of the •• smart" villages on the route, he pat up•for tit - inte and or dered dinner When asked 'what,,,he preferred he mentioned beefsteak,4A the landlord inquired whetber.-Im , 'WOUld have it rare or well done. This was - a stamper for our friend, but thinking there might be something "'glorious" in the "'Uncertainty," he assumed the air of one who ' knew the bricks," and or. dered it rare. All things in readiness, our hero took a seat at the t,ablei; and • commenced a vigorous onslaught on the smoking viands placed before-him. At the first cut of the steak, blood very .pro. fusely followed the knife r -at which he,; started back in asteniAment, and rang the bell furiously.- :•Directly a waiter • answered the summons, and inquired what he wished: I want this beef cooked," 'said the I= " But pm ordered it rare,"..replied-tlio waiter " I know it,"- said-the fittest,'' assinning to understaiid the inatiOr. fully,: " but it is not quite 004, you pay tSke it out and , •.;¢&-Trutli,:honor; justice anti patriot iir'e'athOng the i7litus,Witich ennoble • • e. Without. thoso,,tt .of r. bility is worthless. • . [From PUNCH.] Beecher on Lincoln !==l
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