tR - 011111 - E, - V IFT - 1 t l --- ‘ 4 71 ; Orietheapp OngAziaortipp, • el . 90 le* 014 ' ' " " '5O Rot Me . cauttleMirerElsema4ts,' • .26 , 00 44 , 011504005, 7 " •! 4OO tißagt.lifirda NOtbout papir, I 09 IF* pret ad" '0 00:10:1 n ca, ' tine' to matte , s'of pri- NaP o .baterosssAl9llo,lo colds piir El ;I(IOP4PIHFING.-;-Our Sob Printing Ofßee Is the mvest,,,s4. moat eeMpleto establishment In the Conn.? ,FOun goOd Presses, and a general variety of anetsylalptiliatl for pialnand Fancy work of every ktiutionsidest tus,to do Job Printing at the shortest nottcp,aind on the most reasonable terms. Persons to want of Dills, Blanks, or anything In the Jobbiug line, itilltinyt It to their interest to give us a call. peal tormrstio.u. U. S. GOVERNMENT. .Prealdent —Ai:tumult Ltemotx, Vies PresideAt+itsmilest. Secretary of State—W3t. If. SEWARD, Secretary Of Itterlor—Jrib. P. Thasn, fleoretary of Treasury—W)i. P. PEsseelosN, Secretary of War—EDWIN M. STANTON, Secretary of Nary—GIDEON WRLLEEI, Post Master GOlleral—WM. DENNINON. attorney 001A0M1--JAMER S. SPEED. Chief Justice of the United States—SALmox P. MIAS/ STATE GOVERNMENT. 'Governor—ANDßEW G. Minn, ;Sacra WITS of Stato—ELl SUPER, , Surveyor General—JAMES twin, A editor General—lDAAO SLENEER, Attorney General—Wm. M. NIsRADITIT. ;Adjutant Oenentl—A L. RUSSELL, state Treasurer—lli:Env D. Moony.. 'Ohlef.ltuitle of the Supremo Court—Gao. W.WooD Wear. COUNTY OFFICERS. President Judge—Hon. James H. Graham. Associate Judges—Hon. Michael Cocklin, Hen Hugh Stuart. District Attorney 74. W. D. Gillelon. Prothonotary—Samuel Shireman. Clerk and Recorder:—Ephraim Cornman, Register—Geo W. North. Nigh Sheriff—John Jacobs. County Treasurer—lien ry S. Ritter. Coroner —David Smith County Commissioners—Henry Horne, John -M ley, Mitchell McClellan, Superintendent of Poor House—Henry Snyder. Physician to Jail—Dr. W. W. Dale. Physician to Poor House—Dr. W. W. Dale. BOROUGH. OFFICERS Chief Burgess— Andrew D. Ziegler. Assistant Burgess—Robert Allison. Town Counetl—Etot Ward-3. D. Rhinebeart Joshua P. Bizlor, J. W. D. (Melon, George Wetzel West Ward—Geo. L Murray, linos Paxton, A. Cath tart, Jno. D. Patter, Jno. D. Gorges, President, Connell, A. Cathcirt, Clerk, Jos. W. Ogilby. Borough Treasurer—Jacob 111seern. I.llgh Constable Samuel Sipe.. Ward Oonstehle. Andrew Martin. Assessor—John Gutshall. Assistant Aasoesors,Jno. !dell, Geo. S. Beetem. Auditor—Robert D. Cameron. Tax Collector—Alfred Rhtnebeart. Ward Colter, ton—East Ward, Chas. A. Smith. West Ward, T eo Common, Street Commissioner, Worley B. Matthews Justices of tho Peaoe—A. L. Spongier, David Smith ♦brm. Dohuil, lilletuusl Holcomb. Lamp Lighters—Chns. B. Meek, James Spangler. CHURCHES Pirst Presbyterian Church, Northwest angle of Ce . tr. Square. Roy. Conway P. Wing Pastor.—Sery Ice ovary Sunday Morning at 11 o'clock, A. M., and o'clock P. M. Second Presbyterian Church, corner of South Ilan °Ter itud.Poptiret creo ta . Ser. John Cll.liss,.Pastor Services commence at. 11 o'clock, A. N., and 7 o'ciock P. M. St. John's Church, (Prot. Episcopal) northeast angl el Centre Square. tier. J C Clore, Hector. Service at 11 o'clock A. IM., and 6 o'clock, P .lingllah Lutheran Church, Bedford, between Mal, and Louther streets. Rey. Ja •ob Fry, Pastor. Ser vises at ll o'clock*, and 6 1 X r'clock P. M. Garman Reforme arch. Loather, betwcoo lion o••r and Pitt streets. lies. Samuel Philips. Pastor Services at 11 o'clock A. M., and 6 o'clock P. M. Methodist IL Church (first charge) corner of Mai end Pitt Streets. See. Thomas EL Sherlock, Pastor Services at II o'clock A. M., and 7 o'clock P. M. Methodist E. Church .(second cherge,) Rev. S. L Bowman, Pastor. S. ervicea in Inory 11.1 R. Church at 1 A. M.; an d P . Church of God Chapel. South West cor. of West St and Chapel Alley. Itey. U. F. Beck, l'ast.o.. Service at 11 a, to, and t 33.4 p.m. St. Patrick's Catholic Church, Pomfret hear Eastst Rev Pastor. Service, every other Sob bath. at 10 o'clock. Vespers ut 3 P. M. German Lutheran Church, corner of Pomfret and Bedford streets. Re♦ 0. Frits°, Pester. Sort icon at 11 o'clock P. M. "a... When changes In the above are necessary the proper persons are requosted to notify us. DICKINSON COLLEGE Rev. Herman hi—Johnson, D. D., Presid •nl and Pro. eiseor or Moral Science. William C. Wilson, A. M.., Professor of Natural Science and Curator o the Museum. ,ett William L. Doswell, __ Greek and German Languages Samuel D. Hillman, A. M., Nora nor of Mathemat John H. Stamm, .. M., Professor of the Latin and French Languages. Ron. James U. Graham, LL. D , Professor of Law. Rev. Henry C. Chasten, A. 0 . Principal of the Grammar School. John Hood, Assistant In the Grammar School BOARD OF SCHOOL DIRECTORS S. Corrunan, President, James flamilton, 11. Saxton, R. C. Woodward, Henry 3 ewsham, liumerich, Sect'y .3. W. Eby, Trcasurer, John Sphar, 31es4snger. Meet on the let Monday of each Month at 8 o'clock A. M at Education Hall. CORPORATIONS DERLISLE DEPOSIT iltax.—Pre=ident, R. M. (Tender eon, W. M. Beetem Cash J. P. Hassler and C. D. PLabler Tellers, W. M. nailer. Clerk, Jno. Underwom: Mee. !anger. Directors, It. M. Henderson, President, R C. Woodward, Sklies Woodburn, Moses Bricker, Jobs Zug, W. W. Dale, John D. Dorgan, Joseph J. Logan, Jno. Stuart, jr. Puts? NATIIS/AL DENC.—Prosldant, Samuel Hepburn Cashier. Jos. 0. Holler, Teller, Abner C. Brindle, Mes senger, Jesse Brown. Wm. Her, John Dunlap, itich'd Woods ' John O. Dunlap, Isaac Brenneman, John S. Starrett, Saml..ilepburn, Directors. CIDINERLAND VALLEY RAILROAD COMPASTY.—President, Frederick Watts: Secretary and Treasurer, Edward 11. Biddle: Superintendent, 0. N. Lull. Passenger trains three times a day. Carlisle Accommo ethos, Xastward, leaves Carlisle 6.66 A. M., arriving at Car lisle 5.20 P. M. Through trains Eastward, 10.10 A, M. and 2.42, P. M. Westward at 0.27, A. M., and 2.55 I'. ammo GAs AND WATER COMPANT.—President, Lem stet Todd ; Tressuier, A. L. Spourlor; Buperihteno en, George Wise: Directors, F. Watts, Wm. M. lieetemt B. M. Biddle; Henry Saxton, It. C. Wo?dwarti, J. W, rAtton,, P. liardner and p , o , croft - ' SOCIETIES Ounthettand Stu Lodge No. 197, A. F. M. meets at Marion Hall on the tad and 4th Tueedaye of every Month: St. John'i Lodge No. 280 A. Y. M. Meets 3d Thurs day of each month, at Marion Carlisle Lodge No. 91 I. 0. of 0. F. Meets Monday eYening, at Trout's building. Letort Lodge No. 63, I. 0. of 0. T. Mete every Thttradey evening in ltheom's mall, 3d story. 0 FIRE COMPANIES. . The Union Fire Company was organized in HM I:louse In Louther. between Pitt and Hanover. The Cumberland Fire Company was Instituted Feb US, 1809, house in Bedford, between Alain and I'om The Good Will Fire Company wan instituted in Mara, 1865. Ilona° in Pomfret, near Hanover. ' 'The Empire nook •nd Ladder Company was (petit u• imd In 1856. Home In Pitt, near Main. RATES ,OF POSTAGE. Postage on all lettere of rove half ounce weight or tender, 8 mote pre paid. Postage on the IIBBALD 'Bl Ith I n the County, free. Within the Stated - Assents per annum, - To any part of the United Stites, .20 cents Postage on all Iran Bleat papers, .2 cents per ounce. Advertised letters to be *barged' witheest'of advertising. MRS• R. A.' SMITH'S PhotoPstplit,Arobroty.pes,lyorytypes Behotifol 'Albums! Beautiful Frames ! Albums for L a dies and Gentlemen. ' .Albums ter Misses, and for Children, Pocket Albums for Soldiers and Civilians! Choicest Albums! Prattfeet Albums I Cheapest Album& I n • P ' o l l. ` CITEItIST3I4.B 'GIFTS ! -Fryeh and New from Nair York and Philadelphia . Idarkdta: you want satisfactory t i ictures and Afplite iiteptiort call at R,,,A,-;,Smith's, Photo. graphic. Gallery, South East Corner of Hanover Street 'and Ilddritet Square. opposite the Court House and Post 'obits, • ' „ Mrs. B. A. Smith well knows as Alm H. A. Reynaldo!, and MO well known as a Dagenerrean 'Artist, gives per *sonal attention toiLadies and Gentlemen visiting her andhavlng the beet of Artlits and polite at 'tendants' can"ttailely protnisathat in no other Gallery 'lan those who favor, Apr with a call get pictures sups fortokers,..ne.t even yew York or s o biladalphia, or, eat with movt-.lclad.and primps attention. Ambrotypes inserted In Rings, leckets,Hreitat ke. 'Perfbliteopies jot DainiirrotYpos 'Wed , krabratypea made of deceased friends,. Where .00piqs, aro .deraced,; 'lfs-like pictures ma,y, atilt, he had.alther for frames sr or cards. Alidatittiveediibkorv'ed one year and orders hy mail or ot,herwlePproMPtly, attended bo, December ,21p1861"70 b. • !• • , I'RDING"AND - G RAIN coriduCtod' UnO, Ofilei & po., is now carried on by ' 40FIDT orttAsott, ~qtfai9n., quoit) , co. J 27,186:1ty' . , . . . DR: cQuici , uolgopoPA.Taio.- ‘PIEiY§ICIAN, Slnro97a and .4cpoucliour Qulioqoß fan 'reidence• in •-Pitt street, adjoining thot,hodlit Church. y 1, 1864. • ....,.._,_..../or i ßeth_f________:_,..._—:___ Twit) Law ()Aces in Mr. .Inhofra- Bnildlng:on the §onth-eluit Octrner of the Centre T of Carlisle.. FOr particulars apply to L. J. W. JOULE, ' Tilittilty 04 1 1efr:'" '.:.; ' , ', ' Att!.Y.ot Law. ~. . "This must be the last of your wed• ding gifts, Vaninka," said Madame Bren tano, handing a small package to her daughter; "as you are to be married to morrow, and it is now quite late in the evening, I think there will be no more." "Mother," said the yound girl, in a i,glitened tone, holding up a small jei necklace, the contents of the packet, "see, .t is black ! It is ominous Oh, what grief can be in store for Henry and me!' "None, none, Vaninlia I this is mere folly," said her mother, in a tone of re buke. But it was some minutes before the young maiden recovered her calmness Then, conquering her weakness by a vio lent effort, she said, lightly: "Am I not silly, mother 7 You will laugh when I tell you it; but my blood ran cold, and niji flesh seemed to creep. as I touched this bauble, as it had been a serpent. See, Ido not mind it now." Vaninka Brentano was the only child of wealthy Prussian commoners. She had been long betrothed to Henry Wer der, a young officer in the Prussian army; but, owing to the wars in Europe, their wedding had been long delayed. Now however, there was peace, and the lovers were to be united on the day after the one toward the end of which my story corn uiences. Vanlnka was devotedly attach ed to her betrothed, and too happy at the near approach of their nuptials, to allow A M., Profeshor of the the black necklace to disquiet her long. Eler parent'S left the room, and, throwing herself into a chair, she leaned her head against its back, and sank into a reverie, her fingers mechanically playing the while with her last gift. It was easy to see that her reflections were of a pleasant na ture, for, ever and anon, a beautiful smile stole over her features, and fading grad• wally away; still left the name expression of quiet happiness. She had been sit ting there sometime, when another per tson entered the room. The intruder was a young, handsome man, dressed in full Prussian uniforhi. His face was pale, and wore an agitated look, strongly con trasting with the peaceful smile on Van• inka's lips. She did not hear him enter, and he stood for a moment looking, with his eyes beaming with tenderness, upon her : then, with the air of a man who has a distressing duty to perform, he advan ced and stood before her. “Henry !” she exclaimed, starting to her feet. "I did not expect you this evening! has anything happened ?" "Much, wuob, Vaninka. Sit down a gain, and I will take this stool at your feet. My own beloved, I came to tell you that our wedding must be postponed." "Our wedding ?" cried the astonished girl. "Even so I You are astonished, per haps hurt ; have I told you too abruptly ? look in my face, Vaninka, and see what I suffered before I would grieve you with my bad news!! "But, Henry, I do not toderstand. Why must we wait, still longer "Beeause I must lenve,you in twenty minute'," • ‘(‘l.4eave ' I • • . l 'Yes I Napoleon boa left Elba, and is even now in Paris our treops leave the All in haft' an honr;",: , , Henry;.am :Lawnlto . ? Nr, no, ,'Henry. you are'''not in (earnest: Ahl she, .said, shuddering, , a 0 she caught sight of the nooklace,', "I' Said it vies , orpinons • --"lion7, you (UMoilf;aie too I the vprypight before 'our'wedOting.',' • Vaninka, do no •tro ' njble and sp sod. Van inka r' yci.oried, straining her'tp his 1. reast, VI must go; see, the 'oloeh', Points to the time 'I sot to leave you, yaninkal* .014 as:falu ing her pale face again andegain, ho laid her: on the scda, 'and -went in' search'' o f her parents. A few words told them all, VOL. 65. RHEEM & 'WEAKLEY, Editors & Proprietors. V luting. NIL ADMIRARI When Home.; in Venduelan groves We scribbling wit or sipping'. Mamie Or singing those delicious loves Which after nee reckon ohmic, TIO wrote ono day—'twas no vagary— Thom famous words :—NII admirarl I " Wonder at nothing I"—said the hard A k ingdom's fall, a nation's rising, A lucky or a losing card, • Aris really not at all surprising, Wowover men or manners vary, Keep cool and calm ; Nil admirarif If kindness meet a cold return ; If friendship prove a deer delusion, If love, neglected, cease to burn, Or die untimely of profusion, such lessons well may make us wary, But needn't shock: Nil admlrarl I Does disappointment follow hain Or Nvonith elude tho keen pursurer Does pioasuro end in poignant pain? Does fame disgust the lucky wooer, Or hopply prove peversely chary 'Twas ever thug; Nil admirari I D0'215 January wed with May, Or Ugliness consort with beauty Does piety forget to pray? And, heedless of connubial duty, L eve faithful Arai` for wanton Mary? '2ls the old tale; Nil adwisari Ah I when the happy day we reach When promisors aro ne'er deceivers, When parsons practice what they preach, And seeming taints are all believers,— Then the old maxim yon may very, And say no more. Nil admirer!! --[Saxe. allotaimargo. NIGHT BEFORE THE WED DING DT VIRCIINIA DE FORREST • ;!; • 1 Alage - . 5 and bearing their fervent blessing, he cln"- parted Weeks passed, and Vaninka heard nothing from her lover. si 4 6. grew pale and thin, her movements were languid, and her former light atop grew slow, and heavy. She no longer sing at her work, but would let her bands fall listlessly in to her lap, and have deep sighs ; while sometimes the great tears rolled unheeded down her cheeks. At length there came the news of the battle of Waterloo; Napoleon bad been defeated, and all Europe was ringing with the tidings. Vaninka's suspense now a mounted to perfect agony. "Henry I" she would cry. "Is he killed ! Oh, when will be come I" One morning, when she was seated with her mother, sewing, she was told that a Prussian officer wanted to see her With her heart trembling between fear and hope, she obeyed the summons. As she slowly entered the room, a strat. g er rose, and advanced to meet her. "Mademoiselle Brentano;" be inquir ed, bowing. "The same. Will you be-seated, sir?" "I am Frederick Listen ; I served 'in the"gattle of Waterloo, in the same regi ment with Henry Werder, and he re quested me to deliver this to you." And as he finished he placed a small package in her hands. "Why does be not come himself? ki e is not dead 7 Oh, say he is 130 G dead !" she said in such a voice of imploring agony that the young soldier felt the tears rise in his eyes. "Lady" he said, in a sad tone, "Henry ell at Waterloo !" Sbo did not scream nor faint, but sank into the chair near her with only a moan of agony. He mistook her silent, tear less agony for calmness, and began to re late the particulars of hiscomrade's death and delivered his dying message to his betrothed. Vaninka heard every word, but she neither spoke nor stirred, but sat with her eyes fixed on the little package he had given her. He left her, and her mother found her, half an hour after, still n the same position. "Vaninka," she said, "who was your visitor 1" There was no answer "Vaninka 1" she said again. "Are you ill ?" and she laid her hand gently upon her arm. "Dead, mother, dead V" she said, now raising her oyes. "Who is dead, darling ?" asked her Aother, frightened at her strange tone. Vaninka slowly opened her package, rew out the ring and hair it contained, tid niurinuring "Henry !" "Oh, mother e is dead !" sho fell subbing into her uother's arrow We change the scene now to Waterloo n the latter part of the bittle betweel the armies 4Wipoleon and Wellington. The moment a choose was the one in which the Imperial Guard of the Empe ror threw themselves with desperate valor between the advancing Prusians forces and English army, to prevent their join ing. Henry Werder, at the head of his regiment, felt his heart throb with in tense excitement, as the two immense col urns, the flower of the French army, ad vanced upon the English troops. They came on in silence, until within range of the batteries prepared tb receive them; then a terrific discharge, seeming to rend heaven and earth, scattered death among their ranks; still these veterans ad vanced ; the honor of their nation was in peril; they could die, but not turn be• fore the enemy ; another discharge, arid the Prussian troops, who had been rapfd- ly nearing the scene of action, then dash ed amongst them. The Garde Imperial de Napoleon was utterly annihilated.— One exultant shout was raised by the al lied armies, as the fearful crisis was dee:- ded in their favor. But where, in the moment of victory, was Henry ? Stretched upon the field; his head supported by his fellow officer, Frederick Listen, and the blood flowing from a wJund in his breast. " Frederick," he mormored, in a dy ing voice, "you will see Vaninka 7" 'lf I live," answered , bis comrade, with deep emotion. " You will give her this ring, and cut some of my hair off for her. Tell her my dying thoughts were all of her. Ileuven bless you, uty..eomrade. Farewell !" and his head fell heavily back. " Dead!" said Frederick, "and .1" must leave bin! -here.' • Froderlek was mistaken Henry was not dead, lie , had Only fainted. Some hours afterwards,_ hg wail, lying on. ; aims pital hied kraving delirium. For weeks ,his, hung • upon,a thread:;, then a young, strong constitution triumphed, and he , began to His •physh3ittif posi 'tively•lorbadehie returning " td Prussia, and 'Warhing him that hie ' litngs were much iffect:ed, he recommended a vinter jct.lmly,„ ;, Writing a long : Jetter. to„ Van-. inks to explain his,long , absence,. Henry, made his preparations, and after''an ill-, ne'str of Over three , montha,atarted, in;:the . earlyPart'of Ootbbar, fOr Mained there, gaining li ( e4aiid t atrinith' ,until-the; next.:June r; and - then-started-for: home. During his, residence in:ltaly,. he had 'written again and again •to both' Van inks. and Frederick) and wondered why , • t„4 .. .C./0bi...1. -1 • • „ . • . . • • ,1 *- * * * * * * r .j.7.1' t i• OKRIASLE. PA., FftIPAY, ArlaL 7, 1865. he had received* :letter by answer: 7 -- His epistles ,reached them., We now return to Vaninka. Contrary to the fears of her friends, she had, seemed to bear her' loss With calmness. She had been so long in a state of agonizing sus pense, that any certainty, even this dire ful one, was relief. Still her step did not regain its elasticity, and her griof, if not loud, was deep. Her friends mistook de spair for calmness. She-grew paler and thinner, add' neW frequently kept her room for days together. • Her lover had been gone some eight months, when her hand was again sought in marriage. George Weimar wasa gen tle, mild old man of about seventy years of age, wealthy, and . of large influence in his native town. He was an old friend of Vaninka's father, and had long thought of seeking Vaninka for his bride. When, however, he had seen the place he covet ed about to be worthily filled, he had kept silent on the subjegt of his desires, and cultivated the acquaintance of his lady love's betrothed. Now, deceived as oth ers were by Vaninka's quiet demeanor, he advanced his suit. Her parents know ing that he would spare no pains or ex panse to ,make. her, happy, -urged their child to accept his offer, and she consent ed to see him. Mr. Weimar," she said, "I wished to tell you how grateful I feel for your kind and flattering offer, and to place my situation fully before you. Since I heard of my irreparable loss, I havo felt that I should era long join him ; still, I have endeavored taithiully to perform the du ties left to me. Ido not think I shall live long; but if I can by any means add to the happiness of another, God has grant ed me the will to do so. If you will ac-: cept my hand, knowing that my heart is in llenry's grave, it is yours, and I will endeavor to fulfill iny duties as a wife, trusting to your love and indulgence to forgive if I fail to make you happy while I am with you." The good old man was too happy to have his offer accepted on any terms, and he thanked her warmly. A day was soon set for the wedding, and all things were making roil/. Mr. Weimar hoped, by traveling- and other diversions of her mind, to raise his bride's spirits and prolong hei feeble lite. _ * * * * * * Again it WA the night - lbefore Vanin- La's wedding, and again she was seated, lost in thought, in the same chair that we first saw her in Now, alas, the revery was a very painful one, •and low choking sobs took the place of her former happy smiles. She was Bitting painfully reflect. ing on the past, when a shadow fell on the ground before her, and, raising her eyes, she saw a stranger standing looking en her. lie stood with his back to the light; she could not see his face, but something made her heart stand still as she rose to greet him. He only said one word, "Van inks!" and, exclaiming " Henry," she sprang to his embrace Ile caught her passionately to his breast and held ler there as if l'o feared another sepatation. "So," said a pleasant voice at the door, "there is a change of bridgrooms," and Mr. Weimar entered the room Vaninlia stood a moment confused, but taking her hand, be placed it in Henry's saying: ‘•l ake her, Henry; she is too young, and good, and handsome for an old man like myself. I was an old fool to think of it. Take her, and my warmest bless ings attend your union." And, with a kind beaming smile, the old man left them together: This time Vaninka's wedding was not postponed, and as Henry and Vaninka stood before the altar, Mr. Weimar watch ing the happy, blushing face of the bride, owned that he could not have called up, with all his devotion, such an expression of perfect love and joy. TETE " DEATH WATon."—The cdeath watch" (Anobiumstriatutn) is a very , orniuon imam° of our Louse. Among, those who are unacquainted with the hab its of insects, there is a common supersti tion that the strange ticking sound often 'heard .in old houses is a sign of appoach ing death. The noise, l owever, is caused by a small beetle, which, during its boring, operations, rubs the flea and thorax (chest) together, by which means this (to some persons) terrible omen is pro ducted—a fact which, if more generally: know, would save a . world. of uselesit an*-• iiity•and uneasiness. In the• larva state', theseltisneta,de, great irilury to our fOrni tura and' •ticf•Avood work•of 'old houses,, which ili t eY phis , cotitimitilly'.2 When, captured, this little haute feigns death, aid with the strangest; PM:kin : achy, pre- . flirting) it ie:statii , oertain - , death, under a' slow Orel rather than to betray the least. sign of vitality,' 'The f;death' watch," an : kiticount of:its Vnirlied,lnillits, tightly , aro the loWer limbs Iron] the waist downwarq, : efehiid with thelif garments. Top spin -fling isfollayitid . aSn'piofessipti. , They_in; Bulge in frequent; 'and 144 exultaoCM'e, as evi!lynet , of ngoo meal. ,illeirrpoq+ akeir.,eleove. They wipe the nose with 14 c, a aiewsquare pieceof refdlly fold the Rnv~ldpo Into . the 111 . 1i3C4c5 prAla it 'to an attendant to direly iiWyt 'Whew mush) is without mac - AY; their landscapes without perspecti,W-liabt o.ltlkide, their figures , without drawing--,.were crude celorless grotesque fortne:4in.ongin air, without groupd tp rest. on: They have bat* notes of ,the value of a Saab ing. They have long understood perfect ly the utilization of sewerage,: and tlib manufacture oft-paper, not fromlags, bat from the bark of trees, of'which they have 'sixty tieventdifferait kinds, all. with: •dif ferent naes. They use hmtailknoranimal food ;'horses and oxen and cows , are 'em ployed for purposes of draught only; they have no Sheep or pigs, the flowers , have no scent, the birds no songyand their fruits and vegetables •no flavor. NO„ 14. Witty Sayings and, Reps tees. " TEfE LAST WAR."-Mr. Pitt 'spbnic ing in the Houee of Commons of We 'gici rious war whieh preceded the disastrous ome in which England lost the 'colonies; dalloil it "the last war." Several roonibewi cried out, "the last war but one." He teoleno notice, and soon after, repeating the mid take, he was interrupted by a general of "Thu last war but one—the last war but one." "I mean, sir," said Mr. Pitt turning to the spcaker and raising his sonorous voice "I mean, sir, the last war that Briton§ would wish to remember." Whereupon tho cry was instantly changed into an uni versal cheering, long and loud. GENERAL Wor,m—General Wolfe id- . vited a Scotch officer to dine with him the 931110 day ho was also invited by some brother officers. "You must e . keuso - the," said he to them, "I am already engaged to Wolfe." A smart young ensign ;'h rii himself with more repcet, and said Gener"ol "Sir," said the Scotch officer with great promptitude, "we never say General Alex ander or Gen. Cmsar." Wolfe, who was within hearing, by a low bow to the Scotch officer, acknowledged the pleasure ho felt at the high compliment." EBENEZER ADAMS —This celebrated Quaker. on visiting a lady of rank, whom he found, siN, months after the death of her husband, sitting on a sofa covered with black cloth, and in all the dignity of woe approached her with great solemnity and gently taking her by the hand, thus aceolecl her: "So, friend, * l see that thou bast nut yet forgiven God Almighty." This seasonabl e reproof had such;` an effect upon the person to whom it watli'address. ed, that she immediately laid aside het trappings of grief, and went about her nee : essary business and avocations GENTLY . 11 :\1514:.—Sir Samos Mackin tosh invited Dr. Firr to take a drive irt his gig. The horse became restive. " Gent ly .fenitoy;" - says . the Poet or;t~don't irri tate him 4 always soothe you.'" 'horsey: Jemmy. 1 1 / 4 1,ii'll do better withoUt 1,i4 111 C down J emmy." Once on terra firma, "the- Do.:Vcniieiv of firS'easti 'mit; changed. "Now Jemmy, 'touch him up. Never lea horse get the better of you. Touch him up, conquer him, don't spare him; and now I'll leave you to manage him—l'll walk back. A PROBAMLITY—Jonathan and his friend Paddy wore enjoying a delightful ride, when they came in sight of what is vil-y unequal in any civilized State now a-dapt—an old gallows or gibbet. This gei:ted to tho An erican the idoa of being witty at the expense of his Irish otimpoion. "You see that, I calculatef s id he nasally, pointing to the object just mentioned; and now where would you be tf the gallows had its dues ?" Riding alone," coolly replied Paddy. A GancErur. EXCUSE.—William IV. seemed in a momentary dilemma one day, when, at table with several officers, he ordered one cf the waiters to "take away that marine there," pointing to an empty o• " Your majesty 1" inquired a Clot oucl of Marl 13 es, " do you compare an emp ty bottle to a member •of our branch of the service?'' " Yes," replied the mon arch, as if a sudden thought had struck him ;" I mean to say has done its duty once, and is ready to do it again." 'Hints to Writers and Speakere. William Cullen Bryant gave the fol lowing excellent advice to a young, man who of him an article for Eviiiino Post: " My young friend, I observed that you have used several French enreso sions in your article. I think if you will find it capable of cripressing all the iddas that you may,have. I have always found it so, and in all that I 'have written I do not recall an instance when I was teinpted to use a foreign word, but that on search ing, I found a bettor one in my own •lan gunge. " The only true way to shine even Ja this false world, is to bo modest and.un assuming. Falsehood may be.. p ; , vary thick crust, but in the equree,of tinaelyjll find a place to break tbroi4gh.., Elegance of language may not be ,the power ,of all of us, but sinipAeity and',4tF!qgbtpr wardness are. ic Be simple and unallboted in your speaking a,nd writing. ..ZTeyOrse a long t word when a short one Swill d;t Call a spade not a Ewell4itiiv'd ,Oblopg instrument of Manual' industry'; "`let a home be ,a kome,"iidra reeidrib eo; a place aalso°, ,not a locality, and so of tile - test, a Where' shore word' will 'dii, YOU 'Lige by uSiug El' Icing sine. •Y0i1 " 104 1 irl olca'rnessacui lbse honest eipieetiiii& of your 'tnetiningik'and- in'the 'e~tlinfiti& of all men who-are eaMpetent : to juidge, you lose in' reputation for ability; ::" t• 6 cWrite muoh `as :=you would . 8 1%4 ;, 'speak as yeti think If , with your in‘ferier, speakino ()parser than usual ;, tif witte:your. superior, •speal,,c , no , Be;rwhat'zyou ‘ ,say„,and,withiu the,rulos , ,of ;prtuientus.:— , Na ,one ever Vile aigaiverliby singularity, .41 words or in proriuticiation, The eruly Wise .MEIL, Willa(); speak ;that no opa,adli observe how ho ,spe4,ko:„, show groat ,kno.wledge _of chemistry by ,carrying about bladders;of atraa o gases to breathe, but be onjofbettar,lioillt4 4 " qn39for k)484124fg,79.,Aiie1l .00 goir.w.op,'*, „ i ; .; • Pv't? tpmfti: l 4.`,oo;.. ,you a# l ,( 3l Ct ake and strike thO ,‘Voids,aud:you kill too` to see bow Much ay ?iger • •