Atierted fottrg. Sweetheart of Long Ago. I lovo that bady.boy, and why 1 I loved his mother long before She ceased to sing her lullaby, g. To china dolls upon the floor. 'Whene'er she throw her playthings by, I lingered at her side the while; And walled with a jealous eye, To catch her that approving smile. And when she bloomed a maiden fair, 'Cho promise of her budding grace, I often stroked her golden hair, And wooed the rose to her face. And once beneath a maple fair, When we were dreaming side by side, sweet girl, I drew her close to me, And told her sho should be my bride. No whisper from her lips replied, but in her eyes the answer shone; She nestled to my side, And pressed her heart against my own 'Twas all We Raid, what I have told, Tho while beneath the maple tree ; And yet a volume would not hold The meaning of those words to me. We parted there at even.thle, To meet as we had met before ; Nor heard the breezes when thy sighed 'Their raven cry of "Nevermore!" Ah I fatal winds tbit'bore away My bark upon the worldly tidal / Boated 'mid the fair and gay, And she became another's bride Hut now I hear across the street, A youthful mother's roundelay; And echoes in my heart repeat The ditty of another day. The shouting of a cherub boy. Commingled with the mother's glet'; How time has vivified the to} She rocked upon her mother's kneel I breathe no Idle well away, Nor longing sigh for other's joy ; Bat while I hear that roundelay, I love, I love another's boy. The Homestead BY LADY SPENCER It Is not an it used to be When you and I were young ; When around each elm and maple tree The- ho eysuckles clung; But-atilt-I love the cottage-where . _ I passed my early years, Though not a single face Is there That memory endears. It Is not as it used to be; The moss is on the roof, And from their nests beneath the eves The swallows keep aloof. The-.robins—how they used to sing When you and I were young ; And how did lilt tho wild bee's wing The opening flowers among! It is not as it used to bel - " - - -- The - volcegloved.of-yort, And the forms that we were wont to see, We see and hear no more. ; No more 1 Alas, we look in vain For those to whom we clung, And loved as we can love but once, When you and I were young. gp. io4,e lal n THE LAST FAIRY. PROM TUE FRENCH, BY M. J. T. BROWNE I had passed my sixteenth year when she appeared to me for the first time.— It was, I well remember, one beautiful evening in May. 1 had hone alone out of the city; I went with no purp6se across the fields, dreamy and restless, without knowin". why. I had some time been in this mood, and solitude was de lightful to me. I saw the sun sink into an abyss of purple arnrgold 'Shadows . tlese - entled . from the hills into the plains ; the stars were kindled one by one in the deep blue of heaven. The frogs chirped on the borders of the ponds; the thrills of the nightingale burst forth at long intervals. I heard also the quiver of the agitated leaves, and the tall shrubs bent under the breeze, with a murmur sad and soft. The moon, which had risen deep red in the horizon, slept, white and radiant, to a psarl-colored pile orclotzds, , whence its rays tell in silver waves on the shoulders of Night The tepid air was laden with intoxicating odors, and I heard along the flowery hedges the low cry of birds ca ressing each other in their nests. I was going along, opening my soul to all these perfumes, when I perceived a troupe of young girls, who with clasped hands were singing, on their way to flee city. They sang in chorus, of spring time and love ; their fresh voices vibra ted through the silence of the slumbering fields like the noise of a distant caseiide. I hid behind a cluster of hawthorn, I saw them pass, like a swarm Of those white shadows which assemble in the night around lakes, to form those light dances, and vanish at the first break of the dawn. I distinguished by the light of the stars their brown or blonde heads—l heard the rustle of their robes; I inhaled in long draughts the mysterious emanations they left behind, and which had an effect on my senses more intoxicating than the perfumed breath of the evening. When they had disappeared, I felt myself seized with an unknown disquie tude, and having seated myself on a hil lock by the side of the meadow which spread out at my feJt like the ocean of verdure, I buried my face in my hands, and remained plunged in a profound rev erie, listening, seeking to comprehend the confused and trembling emotions that arose within Inc. I am unable to say what I experienced. I felt my heart op pressed and ready to burst. There was something within it like a hidden spring which seeks an outlet—like a captive wave which seeks to expand itself. I Fried out; I wept, I found I know not what pleasure in my tears. How long did I remain thus ? When robe I saw at some distance before me p celestial creature, - who regarded me with p smile. A. tunic, whiter than the lily, fell in graceful folds over her person, and left to be seen on the 'turf, which they, scarcely grazed, two naked feet, and white ps Varian warble. Her light hair fell in freedom around her neck, her cheeks had the, freshness ftrid brilliancy, of the flowers which p rol y 9 eri_lier head ; on the rose-tinted - at.. abastor of her-faciNlier" eyes shown like two open pert-wrinkles on the snow, - warmed into life by the first kisses_ of April. • Her . artns,-were naked; one of her hands reposed-upon her breast, while the other seemed td iqvite• nee with a kindly gesture. ' I retirmineti fqr somo minutes in silent and motionless contem plation. No doubt she eame,from Llesy pa, for her beauty had ne ' semblance 0 VOL. '63. A. K. BREEN, Editor & Proprietor earthly loveliness, and I saw shining around her an atmosphere which envel oped her like a luminous vestment. " Who, then, art thou ?" I exclaimed at last, distractedly stretching cut tow ards her my arms. " Friend," she replied, with a voice sweeter than the night zephyr, " I am the fairy which the King of the Genii laid slumbering in thy breast at the hour of thy birth. This morning I slept there still ; I have just awoke at the first an guish of thy heart. My soul is bound up with my life ; I am thy sister, and will be thy companion until the day when,- detached fr:.m thee, like a flower faded on the stem, I will abandon thee in the midst of the way, of which the first half we shall travel together. That day is not far dis tant young friend. The rose which sees only one tnoining is the symbol of my destiny. In order to love me, expect not that thou mayst lose me; for neither thy tears nor thy regrets will reanimate me when I shall be no more. Hasten I my hand is armed neither with the magic wand nor the enchanter's rod, and I have no other adorning than the flowers min gled with my hair ; but I will heap upon thee more treasures than ever benevolent and prodigal fairy lavished upon a royal cradle. 1 will place on thy forehead a coronet which many a king would esteem himself happy to purchase at the price of his own ; 1 will collect for the a retinue, such as , is rarely -seen in courts or palaces: Invisible and present., I will follow thee everywhere; everywhere thou shalt feel my fruitful influence ; I will embellish the places where thou must pass, at night I will embalm thy couch ; I will give my soul to all nature to smile each morn at thy awakening. Ah !we will have beau.' tiful fetes ! Only these blessings which I bring thee, child, learn to know them, seize them before they escape thee ; know how to grasp them . withotit with -e ring Them'; to enjoy lfietri Wit'To ift-e-kl ha us ting th_m ; make provision fur the other half of the way which thou must achieve without me. Friend, I have told thee I have little time to live, but it de pends on thee to prolong my frail but precious existence. lam like those rare plants which must be tenderly exposed to sun and rain. My feet are delicate, fatigue them not in tolliwing thee. The glow on my cheeks is tenderer than the creeper on the hedge ; if thou wishes not to see . it tarnished in a day, expose me not to too lively,heats, draw me under only deep and cooling shallows; watch that no remorse poison the regrets which my loss will leave thee ; may wy memo ry be good, may I still enliven thy heart with sweet reflection, long after I have ceased to illuminate and warm thy life !" At these words, like -I guardian mini that bends over a cradle, she leaned tow ards ute her light head, and I felt her ps press my - for - elletiA — ,Tresher, more p`e-r- fumed than the menthe which grows lon the border of fountains. I opened toy arms to enfold her, but the white appa rition had already vanished like a dream. Was it not a dream, indeed I continued to go across the fields, sometinieA running like a lunatic, some times throwing myself on the turf, which I wet with scalding tears ; sometimes I pressed to my bosom the slender stein of the birches, which I believed I felt tremb• ling and palpitating under my wild clasp ; sometimes 1 extended toy arms towards the stars, and spoke to them with love. I talked with the flowers, the trees, the shrubs; I felt within me a torrent of vigor which everywhere overflowed and spreadover all nature. The barrier was broken ; the stream had pierced the rock. I laughed, I wept, I swam in an endless sea of joy unutterable, and happiness without a name. When the East began toTrow whice with morning, it seemed to:tue:that.l asststed for the first time at the awakening of creation. My heart swelled; I breathed the air with pride; I belieted a moment that my soul had disengaged itself from my body, to fly away free and light through space min gled with the soft vapors which the ris ing sun detached from the hills. Froai the height of the mountain which I had ascended I measured the horizon with the glance of a conqueror ; the earth had just been created for we, and I was master of the world ! I was not thirty when my fairy ap peared to me the second time. It was, recollect, an "evening in October. 1 had gone out alone from the city. I went, without purpose, across the gloomy fields, depressed in soul, I knew nut why. • had been a long time thus—and without any taste for it, I sought again solitude. The sky was low and overcast ; an . icy north wind beat with a sinister sound the last leaves of the trees. The hedges had only their berries for ornament. Some -mournful barkings which came from a distant farM, and a thread of bluish smoke which rose above the branches, alone re• vealed that there was life in these desert ed fields. Still a few wild birds flew hero and there, from spray to spray; black crows spotted the plain—battalions of cranes slowly moved away in the gray evening air. I went, mingling my soul with nature, in mourning. For long time I had tak en, like her, that cold melancholy which accompanies-the close of the lovely weath er. Being seated at the foot of a leafless shrub, I saw pass me two old women, who walked slowly, each one bent under a buudlo of pine fagots, provision fur winter, which. they were carrying home. Strauge memory I : whimsical oonjunetion ! Frotn.tha very spoti occupied at this moment, I had actin go by long ago a troop of young maidens, their hands clasped 14114. their voices wilted in song ! 1 was six.tecn then, -and the shrub me in bloom: hick my imp in my hands, and men- Fb , K Atli.,:i:fl:t tally reviewing the days that had rolled over me, between that evening in _May and this evening in October, I was soon lost in a sad and profound reverie. When I rose, I saw a few paces off a pale face which looked at me with a sad express ion. She was so changed that I scarce knew whether I recognized her. There was no more around her that atmosphere of brightness which enfolded her first ap. pearance. A woolen tunic exposed her faded bosotn. Her feet were bleeding; her arms fell listlessly adown her emaci ated sides. The azure of her eyes was marbled with black, tears had worn fur rows in her withered cheeks. The un fortunate creature could s, areoly sustain herself, and like a lily with,:red on a broken ste:n, seemed to bow towards the earth. " What wishest thou of me ?" I de• manded. " Friend, the hour is come when we must separate; belbre leaving thee for ever, I have desired to hid thee an eter- nal adieu," murmured she in a plaintive voice, sadder than the wind of — winter. " Away! away ! false Fairy ! What bast thou done for me ? Those blessings which thou didst promise Toe, where are they ? I have vainly sought them on my way. W here are those treasures thou oulitst to have laid at my feet ? I have found only poverty. What has become of the diadem with which thou olteredst itrerown mytirow: . :My head hio - only worn the crown of thorns. ‘.'!sere is the brilliant throng thou promised'st to gather for me? I have had fur a cm-te . qe only solitude and despair. Thou speakest of separation; hut, unless thou art the nius of sadness, what has there ever been in common between us ? Ah! if it. may be true that thou hast, everywhere fol lowed me, and everywhere I have submit ted to thy influence, go away, accursed, for surely thou art the apiit of evil." • "I am neither the Spirit of Evi: nor the Genius of sorrow," replied site sadly, ''.but it is the destiny of man to know me only after having lost rue ! to know the value of my blessings only after there is no more time to enjoy them. Friend, thou hast been ungrateful like thy breth ren. Thou accusest me, and I pity thee. In a moment thou shalt know rue, and then, alas ! thou wilt wish, at the price of the years which God still grants thee, to see me, only one day, such as thou sawest me first. Thou askest bitterly, where are the blessings 1 have promised thee? I have kept all my promises; but thou, thou hast disdained them, those, treasures which I have lavished upon thee with an unsparing hand. For a diadem, I placed on that forehead the freshness, the light, the peacefulness of a spring morning ; for a retinue, I gave thee Love, and Faith, Elope and Illusion. Thy poverty! I have made it so - _smiling and so beautiful that many of the rich and powerful would have exchanged it fur their palaces and their opulence. Thy solitude ! I have peopled it with enchant ing dreams. Thy despair ! I have made thee love it, and there has been such un intoxicating pleasure in thy tears, that thy greatest misery henceforth will be, not to be able to shed thew. When thou walkest abroad, I awoke around thee sym pathy and kindness; thou didst meet only friendly eyes and f raternal hands. Heav en smiled upon t,: - .ee —earth grew flowery beneath thy feet. In thy turn, answer —what hast thou dune with the gifts of my munificence? II ow bast thou reward. ed my largcsses ? What remains to thee of all the felicity I have scattered along thy way? if thou bast preserved noth ing of it, is it I who has taken it away from thee? If thou hast enjoyed noth ing, must I be accused ?". At these words a tardy light illumined my being. I felt a veil fall from my eyes, and I remained struck with terror in seeing clearly down into my own heart. " Stop ! stop I go not away !” I cried with a supplicating, voice ; "restore to me those blessings I have contemned ; my eyes open upon the true light. Restore to me love and illusion, restore to me faith and hope. Let me love only one day.— Let inc believe only one hour, and who ever thou art, 1 will bless thee with my dying breath." " Alas !" she replied, "it is 1 who am about to die, and dust thou not see it ? Look at me I have deeply autfered—l ant but the Worn shadow of myself. Lung titne a sickness has consumed me; a devourii i breath has dried my bones and drained in my bosom the springs of life. The blood no Inure flows throm , h toy Heart; touch my hands ; thou wilt feel the icy dampness of death. Still, if thou hadst wished it, 1 would have before me length of days! It is thou: cruel one, who host slain me before my time. 1 have Worn out my strength, and torn my feet in fol lowing thee. Vainly I asked for mercy. Thou criedst 'march on !' and I went for ward. I went exhausted breathless, rend ing my, hopes on the brambles by the , wayside, burning my brow in the noon day. heats, Thou wouldst not grant me thud to renew my girdle, and to bind a new my crown of flowers, already with ering. Vainly, if we met some sylvan asylum, some mysterious basis, I said, 'Here is happiness ! Friend, here must we pitch our tent Thou continuedst thy mad career, dragging me without pity over arid sands is there an . outrage from which thou didst preserve me ? storm from which thou didst protect my head How many times have I not sat down, weary, discimrtiged, determined to abandon thee. But ingrate, 1 loved thee; and when, astonished to feel me no more near thee, thou returnedst to call me with voice or gesture, I rose .and flew to thy side. New it is done I . Friend, I can do no more. My blood stops, my eyes grow dim, my limbs falter beneath we. Open thy arms, press me to thy bosom; it is CARLISLE, PA., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1863. from thy heart I drew my life, it is on thy heart that I. will.die "Thou shalt not die I" I. cried, open ing my arms to receive her: "but, strange creature, speak ! Who, then, art thou ?" I am no more—l was iky youth!" she said, and at these words I tried to seize her; but she had already slipped from my embrace and disappeared, -and I per ceived in her place only some withered flowers, fallen from her hair. I gathered them all up, but alas I I found not one had retained its perfume. Life and Love. What lessons are embodied in thy teachings ! stern lessons,. as we in our days of hope and happiness 'Could never think of encountering as we-set sail under sunny skies, and our bark glided pleasant ly over smooth waters; we did not dream of the clouds, the storm, the-ftinpest that came all too soon and awoke us from our fond security. Time, the great monitor of all hearts, teaches us the undeniable and stern truth, that change is written on all things; but the saddest is death Oh how terrible is the wreck of hearts and hdrnes, when the messenger, resistless and unerring in his silent march, takes from our homes the brave and strong ; prayer and tears are of no avail ; life's lesson we must all learn, life's burden we must all bear. Who has nut seen some of their loved ono4 Wrapped in the eel(' eereinents of the grave and borne to the innumer able city of the dead ! When we retnem that in our wanderings through life's paths we should meet them no more, see their kindly beaming smile, heard the loved no more, have we not, in anguish of soul, uttered the wail of a bleeding heart, ''let rue tie, fur atitlijs broad earth, I have nought to live fur;" but we cannot die when we wish most ; we may weep at many_ a....;.:,a_v_e_lefote-eve. veaolr our own - Who has not wept over broken hopes and severed ties ? Who has--not seen. One by one, life's cherished dreame de part, its ,_TWen chalice turned to bitter ness ; or snatched rudely from our grasp the hope and trust of years ? CONE ED ERATE SCRlP.—There was a Pennsylvania Dutchman in camp at Tri bune, Tennessee, soineWhatnoted for a dry humor and shrowdile3s. A group of farmers were, one day, in his presence discussing the merits of 'the currency so liberally issued by the lliehmond Govern ment. Saul, upon being appealed to, ex pressed the ceeided opinion, that every dollar of it would be , reileeno'l, accord-, ing to the obligations assumed I upon the face of the note. This made most of the company open their eyes with equal as tonishment and pleasure, as they gener ally had their pockets filled with the ar t cAc:hatige_for last fill. Sam was about leaving the crowd under this grand impression, when one of them called kiln back for further explanatiol. " Why arc you sure that these notes will be redeemed r Why, sir,'' says Sam, "you see they prinnise to pay six months after the rati /creation of a treaty of peace between the Con k!derate States and t United States" ":_'quire, I'll give you a thousand dol lars for that gray colt of yours, payable al the same eilne. The ewent will hap pen some time after the world's burnt up," PLEASING EVERYBODY.—Do not de lude yourself with the idea that you can please everybody. Who ever saw any body that was worth anything that had nobody to find fault with him. You would have to do evil in many cases to please the evil; submit to the tyrannical ; be a tool for the ambitious, and be care ful not to have anything as good as those who desire to have everything superior to their neighbor. If you are a public man, should r;ti be diligent, you must expect o have"lnany secretly dislike you, and talk against you for your success ; and if yo u accomplish little, though many show themselves friendly, it often leaks out that some who appear pleasant, do this because they du not fear your rival ry ; they may smile upon you outwardly and yet in wer,dy entertain contempt for your inefficiency. Always do that whit . ri.. l ht, be diligent, do the most you cw plying no reprd to hultfinders, and you will find as many friends as any sensible man may desire, It EA!, GENTi EMAN.-.A. waiter was examined the other day before one of our coons. We annex his testimony : " Yes, sir, Robert Flunkey." " Well, Mr. Flunkey, you say the defendant is no gentleman. What, makes you think so 1" " 'Cause, sir, he always says thank you, when I hand him a mutton chop, or even a bit of bread. Now, a real gen tleman never does this, but hollers out, ' Ilere, Bill, get me a mutton chop, or I will throw this pepper box at your head.' You can't deceive me with a gentleman, your worship. 'Caine why ? I have as sociated with too many of them at the race course." Im„A poor invalid gentleman, very much reduced, lately rend in a medical paper something about 'letting blood.'— The unhappy weakly creature writes to us to know if we can inform him 'who lets it." and whether he can on moder ate.terms-hire some for a few years. We refer to'the Lancet. _ m,A. Westarn editor was lately shot in. an affray. Luckily 'the ball came against acme unpaid accounts in his pock ot. Gunpowder couldn't get through that. jDid you ever know a man too-poor to take a paper, that did not spend one dollar a week upon rum and tobacco ? TERMS :--$1,50 in Advance, or $2 within the year NOT NOW 13/33111:5^M The path of duty I clearly trace, I stand with conscience face to face, And all her plans allow I Calling and crying the while for grace, "Some other time, and some other place— % not today—not now I" I know 'tin a demon boding 111, I know I have power to do if I will, And I put my hand to th' plough; I have ftir, sweet seeds in my barn, and 10l When all the furrows are ready to sow, The voice nays, "0, not now!" My peace I sell at the pr'ce of woe— In heart and In spirit I suffer so, The anguish wrings my brow But still I linger and cry for grace— Some other Ihne, and some other place 0, not to-day—not now I" I talk to my stubborn heart and say, The work I must do I will do to day; I will make to the Lord a vow : And I will not root and I will not sleep Till the vow I have vowed I rise and keep, And the demon cries, "Not now I" And ea Om days and the years go by, • An.d so I registor Ho upon Ile, And break with Heaven my vow; For when I would boldly take my staid, This terrible demon stays my hand— " U, not to day—not now I": Worth of Money We hear a good deal about the worth of property. A house is worth ten thous and dollars ; that lot is worth five thous _and,dollars.; alarm is worth-eight thous and ; a horse thre't hundred, and so on endlessly. This is all very well in its way. But ought not the question, sometimes, to be put the other way—how much is a man's mo , try worth : 2 There is a wider range in the value of money than most persons think. And, upon a little inquiry, I suspect that it will be found that all persons who possess it, have a way of measuring it, not by dollars., but by its value in some sort of pleasure or article. says to himself—there, that puts me one step out of debt Money to him is a niean3 of personal liberty. A man in debt is not a freeman. 'The borrower is a ser vant to the Ender.'. Another man sees in a thousand dollars a sung little homestead, a borne for hie children, a shelter to his old age, a place to live in, and a good place to die_in. But his neighbor only sees one more link in the golden chain of wealth. It was only thirty-nine thousand last month, he is worth forty this. And his joy is in the growing numerals. tle imagines how it will sound, full round and hearty, when men,pay, 'he is worth a hundred thousand dollars.' Nay, when .it comes to that, ho thinks five a better sound than one, and five hundred thousand is a sound most musical to the ear,—though he loves even better yet to 'call it half a million ! The word million cuts a great swath in men's imagitratttinK—All'OßVeßiliiiite of inori - ey is sheer ambition. The man is vain. lie thinks much of himself on account of money, not of character. A man who is openly proud of money is secretly con temptuous of those who have none. Another man wishes to see the world. Every dollar means Europe. Two thou sand dollars means Egypt, Palestine and Greece. Boys dealing in small sums reckon the same way A penny means a stick of candy; a sixpence is but another term for a ball , shilling means kite, and fifty cents a jack knife. The young 'Crack' sees in his money a skeleton wagon and fast nag, a rousing trot, a jolly drink, and a smashing party. But many and many a weary soul sees in every shilling, bread, rent, fuel, cloth es. There be thousands who hold on to virtue by hands of dollars ; a few more save them ; a few less and they are lost Their gay sisters see feathered hats and royal silks in their money, or rather in their fathers' and their husband's. The poor scholar passes daily by the stall where books tempt his poverty.— Poor clothes he is content to wear ; plain and even meager diet ho is williw , r' to sub sist upon ; and as for all the gay dissipa tions and extravagant wastes of fashiona ble life, ho looks upon them without even understanding what they mean, as a child looks upon the milky-way in tt o heavens, a glowing land of far-away and unexplor ed wonders. But oh, those books ! lie 'quks longingly at morning ; he peers at with a gentle, covetousness at night. '.ies new devices for earning a few lie ponders whether there is not as_ .> ..ew economy which can save a few shillings. And when good luck at last brings a score of dollars to him, with a fervor of hate does he get rid of them, fairly running to the stall, and fearing at every step, lest some fortunate man should seize the prize. WAtateful man ! that night saw too much oil burnt in poring over the loyal treasure. Books are what his money is worth. But others see dif ferent visions., Money means flowers to them. New roses, the latest dahlia, the new camelia, or otliers of the great gouri land of flowers that tilt the florist's para dise—the garden. Some men see engraving in money ; some pictures ; sonic rare copies of old books ; some curious missals. Others, when you say money, think of fruit trees, of shrubbery, of aboretuins, and pluctutus, and_fraticetutns. And we have reason to believe that there are some poor wretches who, not content with one insanity, see pretty much all things by turn's. But there are nobler sights than these to be seen, through the. , golden lens of wealth ; father.aud mother placed in comfort in old age ; a young man helped through college or established in business; a friend extricated from ruin a poor wo man saved from beggary, and made a sup pliant before God for -mercies on your head, every day that she lives.; the sick unfortunate succored, the orphan educat ed the school founded, the village lined rx 3 aK with shade trees, a free library establish ed, and a thousand such things. A man is not known by how mush he has, but by what that money is worth to him. If it is worth only selfishness, meanness, stingi ness, vanity, and haughty state, a man is not rich if he own a million of dollars. If it means generosity, public spirit, social comfort and refinement, then he is rich on a few hundred. You put your hand on a man's heart to find out how much he is worth, not into his pocket. "While there's life there's hope,' is an old adage ; therefore, never despair.— The prospect may be gloomy, the sky clouded, the face of fortune averted, yet never despair. The worst circumstances have been surmounted, the greatest per il passed by enduring energy and faith— faith in the future, that there must or might come a brighter turn of destiny's wheel. It is always darkest just before, day-dawn; there is never a thunderbolt or tempost but the atmosphere is made purer thereby. So with our lives; over clouded and stormy they may be, but it is either of our calling and for our dis persement, or it is the work of a provi- deuce wiser than we, as we shall see, if' we sonly buffet the gale out. Despair is an impulse; it is a token of our superi ority to the brutes that perish that listen to rcason, and reason, connects life, in all its moods, with duty. I)uty calls us to struggle and to submit—to submit to the order of Providence, and yet struHe to achieve the highest thought that is in us. Life is given us, not to be cut short or laid down at our pleasures. Virtue is born of &dug and forbearing, and hero ism oftenest achieves 'through StlGning Heroes were cheap if' victory were foreordained and never failing ; but our human record marks him the greatest he -I.o—who—could- t urn—defeat to- v ictory Fabius conquered by retreating—Wash- ington was not discontented because he could nut always "forward march." A less wise and heroic man would. have halted where he advanced, flillen back where he stood arm, and despaired where he gathered fresh Imp°. In whatever strait, let us do-whatever manhood and duty did, and we shall conquer; CV . 'll though we Lawn - nice felt the true inspiration when he Sent forth his death. cry, "Don't give up the day !" PICTURES.-A room with pictures in it and a room without pictures, differ a bout as much as a room with windows and a room without windows Nothing is more melancholy, particularly to person who has to pass much time in his room, than bleak walls and nothin! -, on thee', for pictures are loop holes for escape fur the soul, leading to other scenes and to other-sphares. ,- such. a inex pre,ssi ble relief to a person eng.ged in writing or even reading, on looking up, not to have his lino of vision chopped off by an odious white wall, but to find his soul es caping, as it wore, through the frame of an exquisite picture, to other beautiful and perhaps heavenly scenes, when fancy for a moment may revel, refreshed and de lighted. Thus pictures are consolers of loneliness , they are a relief' to a jaded mind ; they are windows to the imprison ed thought ; they are books, they are his tories and sermons, which we can read without the trouble of turning over the leaves. An awkward bashful man who was get ting into a coach at Norwhich a few days ary pushed his foot through the hoop skirt of' a passenger. In the course of several ingenious expedients to extricate himself he only succeeded in putting his other foot through the' locps of another lady. Sinking ba..:k in seeming despair he shouted, driver, mild ! I thought I was getting into a stage, but I find myself into a cooper's shop!" KENTUCKY Setwor..—First class in Geography come up ; Bill Toots, what is a cape ? 'A thing that mother wears over her shoulders. 'What's a plain ? 'A tool used by carpenters for the smoothing of boards 'What's a desert ? 'lts goodies after dinner. 'That'll do, Bill, I'll give you the 'good ies after school. 'You say Mr. Jay, that you saw the plaintiff leave the house Was it in haste ?" " Yes, sir.' Do you know what caused the baste ?"I'm not sar. tin, but I think it was the boot of Mr. Stubbs, the gentlemen ho boards with ?" "'That will do, Mr. Jay. Clerk, call the next witness." Plcase, mister, give nie a btindlo of. hay ?" Yes, my. son. Sixpenso or shilling bundle ?' Shilling.' ' Is it fur your father ??,, No, guess 'taint—it's for the hoss, my father don't eat hay ' I wish you would not smoke cigars !' said a plump little black eyed girl to her lover. ' Why not I smoke as well as your chim ney?' Because chimneys don't smoke when hey are in good order.' -lie has quit smoking. A gentleman riding through Syden. ham saw a board with "This Cottage for Sail" painted on it. As he was akvays ready for a pleasant joke, and seeing. ti woman in front of the house, he stopped and asked her very politely, "when, : hlie cottage was to sail ?" "Just as se,o'it as the man comes who can raise the wind," was the quiet reply. NO. 43. Never Despair ~Nfxts. It is not half the trouble to learn in youth that it is to be ignorant In old age. We , sbould never go in debt for a purse. Kindness is a language that even the dumb brutes can understand. There is no harm in being wealthy prod vidod we come by it honestly ? Hope is a pleasing acquaintance but a very poor financier. Printers should have the right to print a kiss but not to publish it. When the danger is over we generally forget both God and the doctor. The quickest way to make a fortune in this age is to fail in business. A change of heart now-a-daygiibrought about by the change in the pocket. Lust is a precipice over which thous ands aro virtually rushing to destruction. How we printers lie, as our devil said when he got up too late for breakfast. Ycu're a queer chicken I as the hen said when she hatched out a duck. Where did Noah strike the first nail in the ark ? On the head. nr.ll,l)eath and the sun have this in connaun—few gaze at them steadily. tr - 7-.Cetistire, is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent. Never marry a woman for her beauty, as she will be sure to think more of it than you. Some professors of religion thirst more after the spirit of rye than after the spirit of grace, The frreateAt number of our most tried friends are these who haveed and found guilty. People should keep their marriage eer ificates in their casket and not on their CyCbrOWS We should never regret being homely, as beautiful persons are generally the most worthless. We should always put the handsomest face on everything without to the ugliness of our own. There is a great ;lea] of dying for love now-a-days, but it iy generally in the When the dearth of adversity comes up on-our-friend6,--our-clurritieszerrerallyllry up. We are the only things that can fly without wings, as the most of us can fly into a passion. If we would have glorious dreams when we are asleep we must act gloriously when we are awake The vanity of human life is like a river, constantly passing away, and yet ,:mnstantly coming on. excel in anything valuable is great, but to be above conceit on account of one's accomplishments is greater. itt — T•When men are together they lis en to one another; but women and girls ook at one another. ar4.lroung ladies should certainly by subject to the conscription—because thee are accustomed to " bure arms." --The—proud and - - haughty --- can --- never have friends. In prosperity they are a bove everybody; in adversity everybody is above them. Fluttery if not cunningly used will, like the flail, be almost sure to thrash your own head instead of that of the MEI There is always more pleasure in giv ing than receiving, especially with the doctors if they should happen to take their own medicine. If th(,se persons who are always in search of news would only read the bible they would find the very latest new to them. SUM FOR TuE Boys.—lf a newspaper editor " stop the press to announce," what would he do to a pound ? TIM HEIGHT OF YANK.—When the Germans got scared at Chancellorsville, they fled and left. their Sliurtz on the Geld. Some rascal proposes that' ladies who clamor for their rights, should be mado odo military duty. 'They wish to en ist and become their " companions in ME Soldiers must be fearfully dishonest,' says Mrs. Partingten„ " as it seems to be an occurrence every night fur a sentry to be relieved of his watch." An inscription on a tombstone at the La Point, Lake superior, read as follows : "John Phillips accidentally shot as a mark of affection by his brother." " Madam, a good many persons Were disturbed at the concert last night by the crying of yoir baby. Well, Ido wonder that such people will go to concerts ?" iii:,Frenehtnan, wishing to say of a young lady that she was as gentle as a iamb, thus expressed himself, " She be mooch tame, like. the petite mouton." A chap down in COnnecticut, after the conscription act, got married to evade the draft. fie now says, if ho can get a di- - vorce he will enlist, as,9f he must fight, ho would rather do so for his country. Coleridge, the poet and philosopher, once arrived at an inn, called out, "Wait er, do you dine here collectively or Indi vidually ?" "Sir, replied the knight of the napkin, we dines at six." A yankee poet describes the excess de votion to his true !ove : I sing her Minis° In poetry ; for her at morn and , eve I cries whole pints of bitter tears, And wipes them with my sleeve Hear the outpourings of an honest ivart in regret for the dilapidated condi ion of his unmentionables : Farewell, farewell old trounaloons, Long time we've stuck together— Variety of cranes gone through, And braved all sorts of weather. It is very perplexing to a church mem ber when ho lifts his hat to make a fine bow to a sister across the street to have a pack of greasy cards rain down over his face to th 9 pavement.