ESTATE NOTICE. • . Letters teitamontary . on the estate of John Loy dec'd. late of Silver • Spring township, having bodn tssued'to the subscriber residing Emit -Pennsboro township. Noticols hereby given to all persons in. dobted to' said estate 'to make irnmedlate payment, :And those haring claims to present them duly authen ticated for settlement to • Mny 29, '63.-Ot STRAW GOODS. CAE all the NEW Styles, Far Ladies 1,_.1 Misses & ChildrenA Wear. French & American FLOWERS Bonnet Ribbons, and a general assortment or M 1 1,1.1 NARY (MODS! tit the lowest Civil prices—Whelessle it Retail— mi.i,LlNEils Will Consult their interest by examining my stock before making their purchases. WM. N Na 2.151 Arch Street, Philadelphia, • March ..1-0,1•41i3. MILLINER GOODS. 1863. e-, SPRING, 1868. WOOD & CA Y, No. 725, MUST NUT STREET, PIidLADELPIIIA, STII A W & MILLINERY GOODS Including STRAW HATS & BONN ITS (211 11.1) ENS sTuAw GOODS, FANCY & CRAPE BONNETS, French Vinnert., Ribhens &e., In which they respectfully invite the attention of Merchant & Milliner. (lASI' II VIVI...JCS will find Special ndrantitge In ex anclnlng this stock before pnrelnuting. Marc] c 1863-3 tn. , , Watches, Jewelry, (4, • • . .:-T. , .14, ..../ - ,: .a. SILV.ER WARE, and ROGER'S RUPP .• .- RUM PL A.TED.W A RE. • HENRY HARPER, Nn. 520 ARM( Street.. Pill LA D'A N. B. All kinds of Sit VVr WUre 11121C10 in the Factory, b tek of the Store. f• March 90,1502-3 m. NEW STORE. GEO. P. MYERS Sz SON GREENGROCERS. N ' l. titer the Store llo.nita formerly neeuple. 10v tlreetinel.l Stealer iu F0...1 )Irvin street. next doe to tile Awl, whore we intend to keep ail hind , : 0 (leers.,‘ tag and Comer:it:Ks. Our stork Is nen. :lot Stich. eorefully selected 111 the Edster.. Cities. (Ye in 4 Ile LLr rattle. Witt friend: In ttcheral t , giro us n 150 Non ex3toine our rt-elO of joods as We are deter own, to ent t. VIISIAP Felt sell. our steel: eolo:iels in pat( It .`.; l (; (; / FEE . 7" I.:. S I'll /115 S, oon ro. C..C..4llwar° Hr. Bra;uai. Cards anki oi evi•ry w.t kind, 5,:411 . .1itti•.1 purr. Greeia inui Drietg Fruit, rerei ; :. un.l Lmrulalc, 33 , 1 3 full _1 Vetle , 4.• 11.1411 v. !n--t,..-n-irrr•l or pound, Cottotly peCnILIOF .% i .• ti. 111.40 =I Watches Jewelry and Diamonds. LEIvH LA DO \I US 8: CO. SO2 Chestnut ANfrret, Ph I a(I el ph ler . TiTA V E always on band, a large stock 11 of old 311.1 ;11 voi AV h es. i t.41.1e for I oo lies, . . tientounein or lteiyei wear. Soule or our own burnt-in tent, extra tine quality. Our assortment of Jewelry ern, le.ts of the nest fash. iesnl,llle and shill designs; its also the plainft and Ir• ex void no. Silver Spieins. Forks, Pie, Cake and Pi nit Knives; alkowlarge - carlety of fancy Stirrer snitetele for proseis We have also on hand, a most splendid 21s.ortment, of Diamond .le•welry of all kinds, to whisk we invite es• pncial talent inn. I it] r pricene w ill he found considerably less then the sante articles are useeilly All kinds iir Watelees repaired in the very best pan nor and warranted to give satisfaction, WKDDINti itINILS on hand and made to order. Call or address LEWIS LA r)(111 1: Cilf.stnut Street; PhilndrlpLin re, S. price paid for old Unlit and Siv or. All ordeds trim) the oill recaii - e espe• Hal attention. April 24, Ito;3-1ys SHIRTS SHIRTS It' have the larn.ect, and finest shirts ever offered in this place. Sill IVES at 12,00 per doz. do. • 1 do. " 2001 " do. " " do. " .000 warranted to he of iho host and most rrlebrated makes. iltincht before the Into nd canto In prices, sold by the 'dozen or caught, if you want a l'erfect Filling Shirt, ISAAC LIVINGSTON'S North Unilever Street Emporium MUM :Ntarell 13, 18141 SPR.TNWr TRADE, 1863. NEW GOODS! II VOW offering an immense variety of 1. 1 1 CLOVIS, CASS.3IERES, • VESTINGS, • COTTON GOODS etc.. For Men and Boys' Wear, In a larger variety, than can be found In any estals llshim tin thin :toll at as lOW prices as be sold any where, to suit taste and pocket. M n m'anu• t teture the above goods to order, the latest styles, or sell per yard. Customers wistalmt to have the wants nought of us, cut, can be accommodated, free Melia' an, An early inspection of our goods a ud prices, respectful ly solicited. ISAAC LIVINGSTON. N , uth 118nnrer Street Clothing Emporium March 1.:1, )ENN MUTUAL LIFE INSUR ANCE CO. • (:Issurrs .y^ 1,151 789 50,) - i - SESUS (LIFE 1. - NSUICA - NCE POLICIES, otl livorablo terms. Thu Board of Trustees I aye declared a Scrip Divi• dentl.of forty pet mint. upon the Carl, Premiums re eltived 181, on all Polities in Corn+, on (die 31st of De. ,`rioter, nod have decided to receive the Scrip Divi dends of 1853, 1851, 1855 anti 18513 in payment of Pre. 'ilium Notes or Loans on Policies duo the Company, will hi credited on the rune oith , the Scrip of said Years. • The undersigned Is ready to deliver certificates to pltrtics entitled to receive them, at the Carlisle Agen cy, at his oilier nix Main street, at any time after the efill.U.lllllllS tke. ,Patialililets, tables of rates. applications and every in formation furnished without charge. • March 13, ISII 1863. NEW GOODS ! NEW GOODS ! I L I INCE the decline in Foreign: ex- L6dich sikwy,,r lz Miller hare received their stock nl Foreign Spring tires- goods, embracing till the latest fabrics and newest qyles in the matitet. AND PANTY SILKS; Poplins, ,Pungees, 'Mtn Cloth, Shep. herit Hronatilnes; lin'roges, 'Awns, llehilwe,ete Allkindsof Mourning and funeral goods of ),nwikationh, Spring 11taiitleS, Shawls, hatnn , rals, Hupp Skirts ? Sun Urubrollas, ()loves, Hosiery, Ac., LLOTIIB, CA SSIMEIt VESTING'S, • plain and limey; all kinds of pso Ones at low prices. Artt /lava a largo stork Of desirable goody, such as fancy ,1110;, drecs ,goods,,,Dciaines, itarmes, Lawns, many other - goody loft over-from him season,- which we at ill sell at last years prices. Wit - linvo an immense stock of Domestic goods, also Carpets, . Oilcloths, Window Shades, Longing Glasser; House furnishing goods, %Vrt will notice adilittotis to our stock as the season advant:es. Thankful for, past patronage, we hopo.to merit a routinualleo of ibu Hum. ' Li IDIOII SAWYER k MILI.I3It. Amyl) a, 1063. Ileadly•ltlado Clothing, nouy own marmioture, th-cmost-ex tonoivii stock over exhibited, warranted no ropre routed, sold 1Vholesalo•or Retail at the lowett .mArlot Arica, got 'Up I rl.ole moot FASHIONABLE. STYLE, • '- to please the mo'4 . 6.aildfous taste, be sure And - call be • fore turulslihni elsewhere et- ISAAC LIVINGSTON, •' Iladever,Stioet Clot/slag Vanporlum. Match 13,-1863.. ' . . 1. li . . l A ti . la N bo n . lC.. s E ,o, R v f na i o l r !l u ia n i' d S , , • s ts . ',. ,' ll S r. t w o u e r k , R a , beo.ut flit assOt.raunt con ,bo found at- ....., • • - • • •' • ISAAC LITINGBT9'S - . ' • North "remover Sttept Emporium . . . ~ Moreh 1.3,..1803. " t , •-•' _... G. W. CRISWELL, Executor " The Prettiest Girl I ever Saw," By HER uskmitts Ire seen pretty things in my day,— Coal lama: horses and trotters hay; The Brat faint tinge of my pipe of spray ; The taper welt Id a enuntry fay; And eyes—now dem 111 . 0—now never so gay, Flashing niinut in a dangerous way ; Lips where kisses and di,nples play; Shoulaera that steal your heart away ; Jetty hair, nose retrousse, Beautiful figures in suits of gray; Children frolicking out in the hay, Sunny days In the month of May, ,Briinks that laugh as they flirt away, iresiaeddem NV here our hearts still stray— Lit as they ere by memory's ray ; arriiirs armed for deadly fray,— rid a thousand others ;—hrit l nillat say = The dog watch had passed, 11114 it was our first tour hour," 1,,!0w ; hut 58 (ht• gale, be• lore which we had been scudding OH day, was rapidly abating its Wry, we, the starboard watch, did 11,0 turn in, but awaited the ex pected orders—" All bands make Fail." %Vt.! %veil. Iwo d aye out from l'orto Prayn, Cape Verde Islands, where our crew passed soMe hones in jollity. We were a merry set, with the except ton D.: "Old Jak e Burn s ," as we termed the oldest. salt among us. It had been tolled that during our stay at the Is land, he had been more dejected dial] usual. lies took no part in the scrapes ashore, the actors in which received many a hearty mug mg trout the (talk-eyed—and generally dark skinned natives. Joke was understood to he an n cddleatedl" man, but there was a peon. liar sadness weighing upon him, if not an no• Intel tnysielly. He was ever the first on the yard .arm, and never shirked his duty, which was nuo•e than could be said of soiree of our shiptnat es. We' were all assemble I in the forecaelle, awaiting, as i have said, expected orders.— Jake's head was bowed upon his bosom in deep thought. I had determined to ask him, to unburden hirmdelf to me alone sometime, but as .1 heard a smothered sigh escape him and perceived that it was noticed by till, Ire. marked. '• Burns, you should have visited-so-the pa dre in the island, and, in a hasty,,contession, sought relief from your distress.", Jake raised his heed at these words,CNl,-1 fixing his mild eyes upon me, asked— •• How know you that that I have a grief?" A. L. SPONSLER Agent, Carlisle " \l&n don't sigh for h3tirs together, and. seek ehatever , olitude they can in a happy wood," I replied. •" And you have noticed my abstractions ?" " Not only I, but all the crew have noticed them." " Nould you ask the cause ?" heToquired, " I would not seek an unwilling confi dence,.but you know that tars are generally communicative, and you being au exception "Enough'!" interrupted Enrne, " If you will listen a. few moments, I wdl gladly make known my story, not altogether to satisfy your curict:ity, but to relieve my heart." We were nil attention. What, sailor does not ley° a yarn I Old quids were ejected, and new chews" indulged in all around when our hero commenced.: "As my sadness is the particular object of your curiosity, shipmattis, I shall speak only of the events that caused it. Some twenty years ago. 1 loft my native piece to seek my fortune. Trade and enterprise were at that time pointing towards the West Indies, and the other islands of the ,Atlantic, as likely to frordiair,,chatteca_ofAucectis._,_ALlte._Catm„ . 'ea.( es many.vessels had of lath-been calling to recruit or ix:lde, and acting upon the ad vice of tin Boston merchant: -I deci• .dad to make Port Praya the scene of My ef fcrie. I .embarked no board a whaler with my small means well itivesteck and in .due time, arrived at, my destination. I. found that: an American - trailer was wanted, there, and business w,as not long in cotning‘to mo. Ves sels were arriving' daily, the furnishing of supplies for,which gave 910 constant employ tneut-and largo petits." .*I can sweat y to the profits," remarked Hale, one of our crew, *. if you charged as ~~ VOL. 63. A. K. RHEEM, Editor & Proprietc!., SVI I'd ti NoritT,l3. Prom The In LI tern ry Maga zl n RESPECTFULLY DEDICATED TO The prettiest thin; of this many a day le'the tint. of that little quail over the way Not that it's light—though the treinhiNg fly lint k isse• the touch that Inn, made it sigh, And the roses, kneeling nu who in.'s by, Rice from hur step in honor to vie;— Jot that it's little,—though fives wont do, And the seller, despair of fitting Ant' that it's high in the instep too, liongh seater would fl ow; titid t throng! It's Hot in ihe gaiter, or stcwkiwz, of son.. 11 , 1( make•. 0110 ' 8 heart liLo a hammer gn ; Nor Clio dainty srvll•tmned limb —Nulls that l.eeL Alias •r-I'l't isoitts, —Nis i loins. st t Iseaosisiii clrl Who graves the sit resit Silos Ilia child of au earl l7:411 . ( lei] what;—hut it must lir all, —rissio suit fl,zure. Waist And VIII I, 1 4 1:owy a:.•k, :ill :trill All , l glov. tiocl.lllZ :111a 11, }MI 1111 k IV-- Lbp, love' 1.11111,'N t.) 7111 117017. L11,.l gn polite, irm, set, ela.t ie. high It ID; fleet ; -111 , NO and inn: o urnke the renizonß why 'flint I,ut just tills nix e)i,. I dare not slot! e. for that gh.wing litre _ilaimuntl, skirt, auit form of gran♦, C, t.p.eutttug skntn and toot so iron. 11` nu rt °on i", - (11. , 0111 (if c..ullict. seeing nt ran z.•rs put A 81,10.11 ruth, hoods on that deln•at o foot, IVbiell 1 ~ m rl,l uirtr'ivvrlds to 1:too•I 111.Wn liar Al.l b•iliki ly 1,11111 with t to , cumbrous 1 dir. lit Ili it These Lett Keep haelt. ' neat h the skit t at me.— These It.) heel. teem t, fly fm- jey or the previous burden they pinettily convoy, I*.•t I'm 11 bit A. I thiw, the foot of that pretty Alt' foot entrancing' 1, re Ipelow, or Fin wrong, 31:in wants you fittio, nor want, you long' You aro tripping past, now far L. Lint, Away fl,lll my + , i:.ht yi•t, near to thy mind, I plainly Fee captivate one clon kit MO. ~~~ r ~,r ~.l 1 ~t ~~ ~~ ~i ~. JAKE BURNS' STORY =1 much as old Pedro Gonzas does for ruin and bacea." "An old resident," continued ,Tako, " by name Annietta, shortly after this, proposed to enter into partnership with me. Ilis means were vast, anti as such a connection premised to give me local, as well as grewer commer cial advantage. I accepted his terms, and was court in possession of funds enough to monop olize the entire trade- of the port. Fortune smiled upon me. Don Jose Annietta had a lovely daughter —" " t thought there'd hen gal in the partner ship," drily interrupted Hale nCan't you let. the mention of a gal go without putrin in your oar,, Belay your jaw log tackle," cried harry Bunt.. " Aye! aye! sir," answered 11110. "Go on, .Like," Marie was one of those gentle creatures that ei rep into man's affections unknown to herselt nr him. She was horn in that sunny land, Portugal, and possessedd the rare heau ties of many of its most favored daughters.— I had previously taken lodgings with Senor Attnio tit, so that Marie and I wore frequently in each other's society. We pursued a course of n o rmal instpletion—she leaching 1110 to speak Portnguese,,attd I teaching her Eng list). We rode together—walked together, and often, in the mild starlight of that almost cloudless c'i toe, we would, wander in the shone, and sit anal ildOlt to the murmuring Or the rnighly one,nl or talk of our chikllmo l's Was it strange that 1 came to love MEE ? ' " St re ego !" riled the ever ready hiame. " it was as natural as o. duck seeking arter I'd a lover! her long: afore you did." shipmate; , , we were married" 0 ,. f . -tinned the " - th'lt. Nye were happy ivonld Ito I,lli fl tattle expression of our condition For two years, luring Nvhich final :\ lark.; had become a Mol her, no event “cellrfed ,tar the tirightuess of our jays (14 lives. Sliclohl a trot hor, a woalt nick ly lad, whom the govt. tour of the. ishth wished to scihl t.. Le•hon, educated tor soldier, that hr might af.erward. , lo.coitir an officer at Poi to Praya. This deatre front no interest iu Int , ine, hot rather from enmity to tin Jose, whom he feared from his wpalth, tiper--1,. hint in the confidence of toe' parent g:overimienl. Ile knew, tan, that Si,znor.leru,fti would not patt even to servo .his sere. reign. lie knew that 'flue boy's health for leiiic inch tt cour.e hut he preftoked to ilk cover It tut , in Antoine's cliariret,cr that. would eittitictilly,fit hint for int itory position, and he still 111',./C,l its 1;144 M y rit •l uel • s Op l in • sition was represented is disaffection to the mint,iers nl Lishnn, nod the orders ' I , t.Llitig the la.l to report hitn , elt that 12.4 , 1'01_ Linn in ~ , , , chtle and firm tone ht' the nest wail. 'rite lokreliregentiii hills of the governor hid, 110 w elm., 111'1 if' for my lather in law and his letter wit.. unnoticed i 111,1 ; Soon an order arrived for him to ply ten thousand dollars tor contempt and ilkohrtli cote lie grudgingly paid this to save his child. The promptness with which the de wand tens 111C1 evidently arommd the cupidity ul a graving policy, and ono her, and anoth er tax was levied. Fearing that my business might be injured, Dun Jose withdrew, lea‘ing the amount he had invested with me as his daughter's marriage portion. A suspicion hal for some time existed in our minds as to the truth of the governor's pretrndad friend ship and declared inierces , inn with the power that hod oppressed us. M...ieting hint stun • short time tiller, [bin Jmte was led to imike seine distant allusion to the circumstance.-- In reply to the governor's remarks he in dulged in some animadversiot“ upon the Coll. duct of the ministers. Ills wt , rils ensued.-- Annietta struck his oppressor, was seined by IheOnS Or power, and flfrown into prison. Alter the expiration of a few months, he was ought to trial, and, upon the testimony of a perjured villain is the pay of the governor, who swore that WIthOUL prOVOenLIOU Ihe Senor 11,111 ntleMpted 10 assassinate the official. Ile wits downed to death, and his property to con tiseott ion " l'il like to have hail tho keel hauling of skalliwag," muttered le, in a low tone: n To appeal to any existing power in the island 01. ut Lisbon would have been vain.— Many around us sympathieed with the gond loan, brit their feelings found no expression in wmds—their fetrs kept :hem dumb. Poor Mario suffered intensely trom these repeated wrongs. Iler health was declining fast. At last 1 was twat:lied. The charge of being an accessory and abettor of Dan Jose Annul ta was preferred against me, and a line imposed the payment of which was to sweep away every dollar that 1 possessed. I murmured, but it was useless. I found deaf cars turned to toy remonstrances. I (lien determined to seek protection from my Awn government.= With Ibis object in view, I stole from, the is laud in a small boat, for I was narrowly ~;,tched and could net leave honorably. I was soo n picked up by a trading vessel, and car rigid'- to the United States. My case wits brought before the Cabinet at Washington, but nut acted uprin for some time. At last, however, 1 obtained the promise of assist auco. I was directed 10 return to my wife, and rest secure. Return to Ms' trite! 011, Heaven! would that the sea had swallowed me ere 1 reached our home." Jac4 drew his hand across his eyes, to cc 1110VC the tears his emotion had called, and continued— " My heart was as light as the bounding, bark that carried me over the placid waters. My mission was accomplised_Even tyran ny dare Lo more oppress ate. Th, stronger arm of my country was extended to.prolect its son. With feelings , of intense love and gratitude, I saw once tnora the rocky emi nences of my adopted home, Ave they tow (trod away into the deep blue above our %Ts eel. Impatiently I awaited the casting of our anchor. To hurry our progress to the share. 1 lcn.t my strength to the oarsmen- in the boat. We flow through the current like an arrow. I jumped upon the beach, and unheeding the gaze of the n,umbers around me I passed on to my dwelling. Shipmates, - ruins 1 illy wife—tnY &lel" llis bosom heaved with his efforts to sup press his mental agony. "I sought my;, witrehouse—it was empty. The accurscd.rapacity of our foe had. not left a rears worth in it. ,Everything was gene-1. As I strode froin the door, a placard stared me in the face .with Immo' upon it.' I paused iv moment to gather the Wel . " fugitive Irons justice 1" a` miserduot r " confiscation 1" and rushed madly on. encountered an old.slave of Don Antfietta; and learned from his almost 'incoherent syl- i x• . ~.,, ...t 7 , , . 41 : ~ CARLISLIt, PA., FRIDAY, JUNE 5, 1863. lables that Marie was confined in th4rison from MIMI her father had, a short tOtm fore,.beended to execution. I was provided with a brace or pistols, and hastened to the calaboose : My prayer to be admitted to my wilbwasq.ithed at ; entreaties, the offer of a bribe: was unheeded. Exasperated, at length I the vile hireling who kept watch, mid dragged him through the prison until he p:,3itited me to where Marie was con- tined. Ikopened thegrating, and stilling his cries witlX one hand, with the other I threw him to th . opposite side of the cell, when, presentin fa weapon at his breast, I threat ened to till; if he made the least, outcry. Ile sank, coi.ard-like, into the far corner. [ looked ar and, hut, from the half-gloom cast upon the hjems there, I did not at first. see, her whoni I sought. As my eyes beetun - more accu,tomed to the uncertain light, I beheld her noon her knees, in a recess between I.6e.high windows. "'Marier I cried, n:3 my arms were ex tended to .lasp her. Elushf said s'ie, stooping over some in animate, object before her. " 1. approached, and oh I unutterable ag ony I I beheld my chibl dead, on th o cold pavement. Iler dark tresses fell elms the Idir- of his check, in eking it the more ghastly by contrast. " 'Marie !' I cried again, as I lifted her from her kneeling pos (ion, nod pressed her to toy bosom. ' M;trie I wiie! speak to titer '' : Dearest,' she said, while her eyes rested upon her _lost treasure, in its cold, stark st;:iness ;' he slips ! make him not 1 llis dreams -are- as, peaceful as an' angers:— Then turtling co me, suddenly, she enntin uod—' NI; Caine you not before? The deed is dna , . that stakes the accursed, and you a ha! ha I ha! Ilor wild laugh rang through my brain with n crushing mover. " • Mark,' f. cried ; lull rno what has Imp pened: " Again her wild laughter smote my ear. "'lle dared wrong toe when yr./ terra all sent. Ile fintro; it. the calm silence of the night t.) couch, nod st.)!e my honor:— She shrielsed, t'browing ht's arms wildly in the air. ' I would have piereed his heart, but ;Ilan! 1 WILSIIIIWCrie.i. With a rullian . .s nn ht 110 I tat ['Ca.! 11 Ij cuiihrt!S /SI all Ce ." • - 1; ..11rn I I he avenged! YOU Shall he avenged ! The black-he tiled (itivernor shall iiiiiwer ; ere. hole, ttt tlie ham of his Maker, cur a catalogue of crime !' " 111.,iion 01l ihe part of the goaler cau.-;,‘,1 nr: to rai:e my pistol towardi :NI ) wife pe l'1•121V0/ t,,.1,-with tt it. I it old habe rt..g.aitit.4.l 'it. but. It.ktiolit..l me a•vay, and, flourishing ;Ivalh•deuhlig isibuuttletit above her (11,1_ '' Step i'lAr not; e n•aitrrl this.-- The hour has come for veng;rrance.l They Will cI kici) we here wail the teeniury of our wrong.; would lie oliliterateit in tuit.inessl Ila I ha! ha! I rim free l Vengeance is mi e!' "She fled from the room—a maniac! I followed in haste, but she far outstripped me`in speed. She inferno(' to fie. At last, I turned into the square, before - 6eflnv - Pruor's house, and found ray progress itnifeded by a crowd of slaves, soldiers and other inhabi tants. One busty glance gave me the knowl edge id what had pas•zed, A hurnher of otlicers were leering the lifeleid holy it the Governor into title it use, while pierced by a dozen bayonets, my wife lay weltering in her ore." Tears, bitter tears, now bedewed the face of the hardy 5-71 or, as he concluded. " Pressing my way into the crowd, I bore my poor wif,l's body from their midst.. A panic had fallen upon them all. Unchecked, carried her to a remote spot—uncoilitted —in her bloody robes—juQt as she fell be neath the ruthless bayonets, I laid her in a grave, dug with these hands. I uttered no prayer above her liteleas clay. but hastily covering it with the damp earth, I fled, oevot to return: ".Since then I have found no rest. I have known no home. The will tress of the storm has' alone found the best parallel to the tem pest within. I have tracked the bour.dless main ; I have travelled in every laud; but the undying sorrow clings to my heart with a tenacity that mocks my ellorts to unseat, * " All bands make saill" pried the mate front the deck. „ Jake liorits' story was finished. GOOD ADVICE Never cut a piece out of a newspaper until you hove looked on the other side where per haps you may tied something more Valuable than that which you at first intended to op propriate. Never put stilt in your soup be. fore you have tasted it, I have known gentle men very much enraged by doing so. Never burn your ringers every day, when they might have escaped if they broil been careful. Don't put your feet upon the table. True, the members of Congress do so, but you are not a member of Congress. If you form one, of a large mixed company, and a diffident stran ger enters the room and takes n. seat among you, say something to him, for Heaven's sake, even although it be only'' Fine evening sir!" Do not let him sit bolt upright, suffering all the apprehensions and agonies of bashfulness, without any relief, Ask bow ho has been ; tell him you know his trend, so and so—any thing that will do to break the iey stiffness in which very decent fellows are sometimes fro zen on their debut before a new circle. Take the herald yourself; do not borrow it from your, neighbor, nnd pay for it in advance, An advertisement rends as follows : " Ron" away—a hired man named J01'0,03,18 - nose turned up five feet eight inohos,bigh, and had pair of ordinary pants, mateh worn.!' "But if I place' my money in the saving ,haak,ll=ingititettl_oner.of-_thar_rinwly when pan L draw it out. again ?"- 011,". ,re spondod,his Hibernian fritind, "sure Intl( yon put / it in to day'you eon get it out again-to morrow by giving a fortnight's notice." '•, r, A DONATION PAILTIC.—" t her," said Jam es "what is the meitning , of donation! - You belie been preparing all - this week for th'd donation party; and'E want to know what it means." $4 Nyhy, jimmy," said Johnny, • 4don't you know what donation moans? I do; 'do means the cake, and tuition moans the 'people , and they marry the cake to the minister's and the people go thtlre'and eat' it 'ui 11 lii TERMS :--$1,50 in Advance, or $2 within tho gear. A. Ward Meets Boileau The Copperhead Editor. Wun' ov the I'oit9, 1 forgit witch wan, sez ."tho proper studdy of mankind is man," but to understand human nature pertickly re. quires sum nollege of the animal ez fur in stance sttnix ! There's a grate eel of human natur in snaix! Spcakin ov snaix, reminds me ov a incident which happened to inc the other day. I was a travelling in the cars, wen a man cunt in with IL countenance which looked ez if it had been biled and the skum not properly ink off Ile was accompanied by a very young man in a very thirty yaller shuto of close. The young man staired hard at me, whereupon I said in my limit inqinnooatin manner, “Iruro 811t'• maim, bur; du ye so coy think green about. me ?" Neigh, rev,ereilt Bur," he replied, "purmit ino to iiitriduccito yu :► patriot." • •• Wheer atiouts," sez L. " !fur," sez 1. [This was spoke sarkasii. die, fur I hate trave,in prtriots like dog pi.] "Nothing to spoalt_on," sez he, "I am sim• ply on timbal patriot." " How mach kin yu make a week at it ?" Eiez I its followed up wrll ? Sur," sed•-fto% "I ant surprised at. such kverty. I make woonds by it our :also stripes I,lo•ways imprisingments, I hes been inear eonated in fort Ldreilette stir." • " Indeed," sez I. YeS stir," sez " I wesincaraenaetd in that fedral b.lOtill , beeoz 1 would not obey a tirannickle gli v orn motif ." " tin mill hing like Jitti. W. Hampton, se <4l wembe übdjected to settling '•tis r.tyther singolor to find a pease wan who is a•so a patri t. I shmilil lilac to hev yure w.tx tigger in my snow." " titer me,"sez " Not a Pall," sue I. Wou other bizuess du yu feller wen limes is,tiull?" ••• 1 - sin nednur," sez' he. "1 tole Mr Lin till wet l thort of him, stir, in toy impel, stir. I tole him the war woz a unholy war The rebuts, woz a tiliu for there hurt hrnes an the constitution. That .1. Diets woz a great auto, an no hotly couldn't stop him. I apeled to the peple, stir. !tele them to arize in than mite :ut•l magersly, hurl A Linkun to save the Union. fur this, our, I was ineareentrai tent_ illy dungen." " How ye git out ?" FICZ I. "Win, yu let lii on the rut of ILicus Poet's r N.eigh, sue, he. "1 woz i:lptArSiter my consittuJiienal rile to that nil, which wuR arre.SE eti trout —lllg John by the bowld bar 'cum at Reomytneede, and w itch 11.ez been weltered by' the blud or our Tires and •• 11tit bow did yon 01 - out ?" sez '• Tile mrljesty Zw thenixit ov PCnnsilvon ter," he eutittnnered, vterlated in my umble person —111:11 unity stnit witch W 0 Z It:under:A by W. 11. Penn, in pease—witch woe pin:lllldt by him ['ruin zhe noble rod man (ty thetirreet." is pizen wliersever found," iez I. How dill you get out 1" "The Legislatour ov my natiff stait," he continnered, ••is resolvin— the Legislatoor ov my twill . stnit is a going to avenge hoc vierlated suvvereignty," My free," set 1. •.nay patriotic free, kyerb theso tines of iinadgernatiuth, stihdpo_ these IfOurs - "iiv retterkik, fill infoan me, 0, inform me, 'let ino not burst in ignorante.' hot inform me—how did you git out?" " Sez he very short, I wold not bough down an lake the oath. I wor released on in:: pay roll of honor." " Yu owdacious ens," sed f, mitey site meaner than Limburg cheese is yure pay roll of honor. Wy, sur, wy imortal little monkey is smart komparedtu ye. My kobra wouldn't associate with yu. My wax rigger of Smith, the murderer, wed skorn to ware yure close. Wy, sur, it air a privilege to take the odic of legance I take it sur in the moruin when rizo an broth° the are ov freedom. I take it wen l lye down at nite sekuro in the protec tion ov my country. I administer the uthe to my temerly. I leech it to my innocent chit dren. Yu a. patriot. ! Sha • der of G. Wash ington defend us : if the silver igntyov youre natiff strait is lodged iu yore xer.un, in my opinion thares tmety liitlo to hoop it-from tolling to the ground. Wile yu air lose, sur, crawl men hey no pleasure in being freo.—.: Wen yu aro tuekt up---then the rites of ouest men air sekure. My son, Andrew sliteksun Ward, our, is a corporal in the army of the Union. IN martehes next to the man who kerrys the flag The rebels ina shine St him, but his duoly is to hold on, to his tire till the last motniut for the defence of that glbrious flag. An while (loin ignoront rullins air a levlin there guns at his manly breast, yu, sur, and smolt abandoned cowardly villains ez - ye-, our, air a wain em were to aim. 'You are a 'Mho cm to stan (hare ground, an to lire on the Stars 'Led Stripes witch, my son may oven now be barin proudly in the face ov the We. If I surved ye rite, sur, r would take you by the sourft of your worthless neck as the sere of your close, carry ye out onto that platform slr.t.,p yu unto the tract, wen the kers cull mangle bones to powder Sez he, look in kind o'skeart, "the Legisla toor ov my nadir stain--"' " Cuss the Legislatour ov yore naitiff stait,". s.ez 1. "! have no &telt snajx im.my show. South Carolina addopted the rattle'Lsnaik as the emblem ov her suvereiguty —but yore leggislatoor hcz chuze a meaner an .more BEADAPA na more pizenos reptyl—the copper head. My feeble opinion 18 P : 4 111', thataither W.. Penn didtientgit a good title, or he left no legitertnate arcs, and the survcreignty ov yore naitiff staff hez,reverted to the pixen Ingins agin, witch woe I he original possessors." w , • Here the whistle blode fur Johnstown, are I gotout an exhibited my merit entertainment, at the usual price, to a largemn truly patriotic; widgeon ov American qtriens., A Goon %MAN'S WISIL-1 - freely confess to you that. I would Wish, that when ,I 'atta r laid down in my grave, to have'some' one in his manhood stand over me and say, "There lies the who was a real friend==-to me, and rrvatelywdroa-mer olih •11 an - ge rs of - the , young; no one knoW - it,lnit•:hp aided mein the time of Midd; I owe whi.t4 am to him;" Or else to have some widow, "With : choking utterance, tolling , her children, "There is, your friend and mine . .", .•;., • A reAsou entering the liouso - nUearamons . when Parliament VMS sitting, exelaimed"—:— "ThesoAro goodly gentlemen ;, Laould Work .for them all my life for nothing." "What' trade are you, my good friend ?" said ono of 'the attnndatits: "A ropa- 'maker'" was the reply; : • The Bedfoid .21fircu4 t 'Mies Lavinia Warren's fingers are all Thilinbs. ZED — `Whatails, your eye, ?" "IsToth - ing, only told Sam "I DON'T remember having seen.you before," as the lawyer said to bis conscience. • Wrt.o , is that which belongs to yourself, yet it is used by everybody ?.--Your name. " l itate'i support you any longer" as the rot tea bridge said to tree elephant." NO, .22. SPEAK LOW. LAMES, and yot always endeav or to be high toned women. , Tun three things most difficult aro—to keep a secret, to forget as injury, and to makai good use of tgioure.. A LUNT TO FAst YOUNG M l EN.—Peoplo Some limes undertako to go ahead and fad they cannot go a single foot. A lIANDsomE young lady being asked if elle over gave a kies replied. "No ; but I often bad one stolen." ANA'"It is b .tter to Meet danger than to wait ►or it. A ship on a lee shorn stands out to sea in a storm to escape shipwreck. 1 . 1E7 - a:Flie hardest eut.the Copperheads have yet received. Couneeti•Cut. How they wrig gle I Though death is before the old niun't race, he may be as near the young man's back. Xt.. 4 .-Z - Gent—Boy, give me a light, will you. Boy— %Vho you cull boy ? Eve smoked and bhrtwed this two years. fpZ- "Paddy, where's the whiskey I gave you t.Li e:eau the windows with ?" Och, was ter, I jam, drank it and I thought if I breath ed on the glass it would he all the seine I" sAtti that: the original of "My Mary land" is a German song, beginning with the " Don't hug me now—some other WomAN —silo is the only ondurablo aristoo ”at.—eleet4 with opt voting , governs without taw. Brut decides without appeal. Tho toast. er _ I)Ens ri:a reduces everything 10 ies. Ile got married becau e kissing saved fifty per rent. en his ioigiir tax. Old bache lors, please Lake notice. "What object do you seer askld doctor. The young [lmo hesitated for a few moments aml then replied, 'qt. appears like a j ieki'lSS doctor, b.ut 1 rather think it is your shadow t" ad , erli-ing chandler at Liverpool modest ly says, that. •' without. intending any dis paragement.tn -the Fdn, - he'rnay confidently assert, that his octagonal spermaceti are (lid best lights over invent:cid." i r i FE. Our 111 is but a 1011(ot:a day, SOnne only breakfast and away! Others to dinner stay, and are all full fed: Thu oldest man-hut sups -and goes to - hadl- Large is his debt win lingers out tho day; Who goes life soonest, has the lout to pay r A conundrum by our cockney con tributor, awl fully equal to Punp'h, isothe !awing: "In ease of dissension among the players at a gums• of whist. what is the best thing to be dune? Poutt iforbg upon the troubled waters t ' • Ate' A.. General on the tionit or death, opening his eyes and seeing a consultation of three iihy,immis who were standing close by his bedside, faintly exclaimed: "Gentle men tiro hy plutumis it is all over with me I' THE POWER ()F. JAw.—The mUscles of the human jaw produce a power equal to 434 pouirls. This is only what science tells us; but wa knoll the jaw of some of our lawyers is equal to a good many thoUsand pounds a )ear to thew, AN OLD LADY, looking at the curiosities in a UILIZUUIII, Clll/10 io a couple of sea-dogs, and alit!' gazing at them with wonder, inquired of a wag who stood n4iar her, if they barked. —No, madam," says life wig, "theft' barlifs uu the sea." AN Intsu wArrun once complimented al ERIIIIOII in the following manner:—Faith. it's nut two hoursUGC that 8412.U011 was walking around his real estive wid his hands hi hitli pockets, nicer draining Ifhat . a pretty lavas; shun he'd have to jive you gentlemen at din.: der." • A LEARNVD teen, speaking Of the salary attached to a now ladyship, said it was all moonshine. Lord Lyndhurst, in t dtq f. earoast ie way, remarked: —.• gay IA 134 i; blz 1 have a strong notion that. moonshine though it be, you wouldlike to see the first quarter of it." " Utsr ZAV Virginia ish de Moder of 11rosi dents," said a soldier of tho Itappabanpook who had '•lit mit Sigel," 'but 1 should'".rzy zlro ish de madder of us all." The remark was instantly sent across the rivek, on o shin gle, and - caused a great sensation among the rebels. A CLERGYMN Am his way io cbtirc . h .. ole Sunday, was overtaken by a heavy shower of fain. On art lying at the vestry, he opilaimed, rather ituputiucitly, "I wish I were dry:".:— "Never nand," said his colleague, “gpu will soon be in the pulpit, and there you Will be dry enough!" ALL IN THE TRADE.—" That was coughing tit," remarked a humorous sexton tO . ' au undertaker when they were taking a glass, together. " Oh: ' .tis nothing save, a Mae all, which went down the wrong way," replipol, the undertaker. " Ab, ah, that's ,just like you," said the sexton' "you always lay the coffin on the bier." AN onnTon out West thus spreads hlmseli ft in.. town. mooting on the s Seat of hydro phobia :—" 1 have horses 'ad cattle,. 1, luilie sheep and pigs, 1 have wife nud ehildren; and . (raising as the importance of ,the subject deepened in his, estimation) 1 have money out on- interest, all in danger of bein' bit by these infeimal dogsl" A BOIL NOT MI7CII AFTER ALL.—When peo ple aro troubled with the affliction common, ' ly known as boils ,they ,vnerally complain of the "painful elaracter thereof. Yet a. - "bile," . according to We Unabridged, ie only " mretimseribed subeutaneonsinfradation, chnitteterized by - a . pointmV,pitetufai tumor, and suppurating with 'it dentral.,eoro ; a pa. maculae." A little thing; that ought , not to be painful I --4 , -DE-ntsE-N . EBER-FicnTß-I , 2—The-K erbockcr reports the following conversation' between a hotel guest and a negro waiter: Guest-;-Well, dim, why don't, you join the' army, and fight-the slave-holders ? Jiro--ISfassa, did you oblior see 145;4 dOwi fightin' over a bone ? -Guest—Yes, but what has. that to do 'with' it? • Jim—Why don't yoo see,/lases7 }fie bone riebber tights; do bone tekes no phte in da cenifie; de lgorf And 'oaf" aro do two dogs fightiti wo Niglk 'A re: de bone. We A teke no pari in de eo'nfie, • • r'; ';'.::.:' 'l.:gritl'itiftg , '.1..,.',. CUM I BIM