Carlisle herald. (Carlisle, Pa.) 1845-1881, December 26, 1862, Image 1
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Planks or soothing in the line, Bill find ILL° their Interest to give ON a rail. • Aclrctrti THE CROWDED STREET I= Let me move slowly thtough the street Filled with ail ever shiltim: trsln, Amid the sound II f ch•pa that beet The murmuring walke like nutumu fain Vow fwit the figures Mille The mild, the het ee, the stormy Nee— Some hrh4ht with thnu..rh thous smiles elm] ROW° W her, serret tens s e lilt (licit trace. The) pass to thil, to ,trite, to rem: To hail iu which the fi•ast Is spread T‘,bautlwrs trhere eh. futlerml guest le the deed And some 10 happy homes repair, IVhere 4.1111.11 en, 111,,,i 11 g chuck to cheek, \Vitt, mute or I•SM'S n bull declare Thu ternl, they cannot rputtk. And some, who walk in calmness here Shall ~ h ddder as tlu•j reach the door, iVbero-11131, wlie 111/14Y their dwulling dear, Its 110,, ia, its light, is Sees till mare Tout h, xith pale Cheek and tend, frame, A 11.1 Lint , . lii Chino ('3O, 0,11 Lllllllllil.lll .Itrly ;lama, th- pally io the t to die? Kern son of Linde, lib ;or brown! Who is flutt,inii w thy snare) Thy g n ldeu ha - tuneq, they 110 W, the glitti•ring, spivs in etc) Who of this ,ronvil to eight !Alan trend The donee daylight gloom a...a in T Who sorrow (o'er the untimely &out' 15 ho writhe it, throes of mot tat pain Some, finning ntrurk, shall think how long Thu cold, dark house how slow thu light; And some, who flaunt amid the throng, ;Than hole in dens of Si1:11110 to night. Enill, Tillers his tusks or plrusures rill, They piss and herd viol] other not, There in al o then . 111 llii Liege love and bounilleiin thought These struvullog the of life Milt seem In Irnynartl,ainllesN c011 . 1,e tellq, Art. ead P . 40 mighty sti ram 'll3st, to Its spy., iltett ,114 ~ u t`tU 11 1t.8.t: u . TEIE NOVICE 1 hi rfil i n (1011 of at :isterhnod The events I ant about to relate took place at Puris, in the reign of Louis the Fifteenth; all excepting the natucs, or rather title,, of the parties—fin• their first 1111 W(5 are tlfuse w luck actually belonged to the actors of the drama—being literal ly true. The Count de Villeroi, a noble of high descent and great fetidal po , :-e ,, ions, had an only daughter, Henrietta, who, almost in her childhood, evinced so decided a vocation for a conventual life, that, before attaining the age of sixteen, she entered upon her noviciate in the convent in which she had been educated. Returning home, in consuquence of a severe illness, a few months after, she met at her father's, Ad rich, Viscount de Mornay, a young man, I her equal in hiith, fortune and endow. meats ; a mutual attachment ensued, and they were on the point of marriage, when M. de Villeroi died, leaving his daughter under the guardianship of his only sister, the Marquise' de Chamillart: This lady, still young enough fur eb quetry, had,-unfortunately, imbibed an attachment for de Mornay, and in revenge for his neglect of her charms, resolved to separate the lovers ; an opportunity for which purpose unluckily offered itself in his being appointed secretary to an em bassy at the Court of St. Vetersburgh. The Marquise immediately placed her niece at the royal abbey of Paffthemont, Rue de Grenville, in PAris; the abbess of \villa convent was nearly connected with her fnily, and joined her heartily in en deavoring to induce the fair novice to in• crease the already large number of illus trious ladies of the house of Villeroi who had attained the, highest honors of the .church. The Marquise adopted the further pre caution of sending to the abbey of Pan then-tont, partly as companion, partly as Attendant, upon her neice, a tenant's daughter, Eugene Latour, whose voontion for a religious life she well knew, promis ing that if she succeeded in inducing Henrietta to take the veil, she would her self furnish the money required for her entering the,,titne convent, in addition to this, annoymnas letters were dropped, by unknown hands, into the apartment of the fair maiden, announcing that Adrian was on the point of marriage to a.Russian princess; and the marquise showed pom rnunieations addressed to herself to the same effect; so that.poor Henrietta, hear; ing nothing from her false lover,..and as sailed on every side by persuasions 'and Arguments in favor of a religious life, was at last driven to resume the dress and duties of a novice, and to annonnee her intention of becoming a mut as soon as the requisite forms could he undergone. • Although, however, the marquise had, to a certain .point, succeedetiriii her end,. one of the means which she employed had completely failed her. Eugene La tour, an affectionate, honest-hearted girl, had, with the quick sympathy of youth toward youth, become unfeignedly attach ed to her young lady, and seeing at once, and the more strongly from her own deeply seated religious feelings, that poor flenrietta's vocation was the result rather of disappointed love than of deep devu, Lion, and distrusting, most justly,the good faith of the marquise, who seemed, to hem sense of simplicity, taking too much pains to establish that which, if true, needed . not such reiterated proofs, suddenly de manded her dismission and her wages, and set forth from the Rue Grenelle, de termined, if possible, to get to the speech of the Viscount. de Mornay. Whether her pilgrimage might not have conducted her to St. Petersburgh, there is no saying, had she not, luckily, bethought herself of repairing to the ho tel of the nobleman in whose suite Adrien had visited the court of the Czar, where she immediately ascertained that the sec retary of the embassy had been unable to encounter the severity of the climate, and had beck sent for medical advice to his chateau, near Lyons. Hither the faithful girl repaired, hus banding, as best she could, heiown small means, and performing--partly on foot, and paftly by the aid of good-natured travelers—a journey whose duration and difficulty can hardly be adequately esti mated in these days of steamboats and railroads. She found the Viscount de Mornay, as she expected, sick rather of grief than of disease. A similar system deceit had been practised with respect to him ; and he, when Eugene made her appearance in his apartment, fully believ ed that Mademoiselle de Villeroi,to whom he had written repeatedly, without re ceiving any answer, (letters which the marquise had taken good care should never reach the convent,) had already taken the veil. The tidings which his unexpected vis itor had to tell him gave him new life lie immeoiately despatched her to the Princess l'otocka, the Ru ss i an wif e of a Polish nobleman, and the friend in Paris upon whose aid he most confidently re lied, and proposed following himself as soon as his health would permit. Eugene arrived at the Hotel Potocka on the very eve of the profession. _The fourteenth of March was the fatal time, and this was late on the evening—even ing, do I say ?—befre the necessary ex planations had taken place, it was deep in the night of the thirteenth ; arid the princess, as her only chance, resolved to set forth at once on her search for the archbishop he archbishop was, hOWever, nowheril to be found. All that she could learn from the drowsy Swiss porters of the pa lace was, that he was either in retirement at the seminary of Saint Mag,loise, or he was gone to pass the fife of St. Bruno with the holy fathers of Clart'reux in the Rue d'Enfer, or he was r, sting himself at his country house at Con(lairs sur _ . . _ Botlled and disappointed, the princeso drove back to her hotel. She retired to rest, after giving Eugene to the care of her attendent. But, as her love of jus tice, her hatred of perfidy, and her affec tionate pity for its amiable and innocent victims, made it impossible for her to sleep, while any 'means to prevent the int dilated injury was yet. untried, at seven 11=131 clock Eugene was summoned to the carriage, and they drove to the abbey. "Let me see the abbess as soon as pos sible,- was the message sent The answer, as :night be expected, was a positive refusal The abbess was oblig ed to be in office at that hour in the church. She then asked if she might not be permitted to ewer the convent to reveal something to her of the greatest importance 'File reply was : "Ity no means, except by permission of the Archbishop of Paris'" And now, almost in despair, the prin cess re-entered the carriage, and estab lished herself at the door of the:churn, there to await the arrival of the prelate. The clock struck eleven, when one of the servants of the princess forced his way to her carriage. "Madame," said lie, hastily, "the arch bishop entered by the cloister door; he is already at the altar, and the ceremony is going to begin." The princess and Eugene shuddered when they beard this intelligence, but recovering her presence of mind, the princess wrote a few lines on her tablets, and then ordered her valet to make way for them through the crowd, and conduct her to the sacristy without losing a mo-' went., giving Eugene, in the meantime, to the care of another servant, desiring hi in to see her safely seated in the church. Never had a more brilliant assembly of royalty, nobility, and persons of varied claims to distinction, been gathered to gether on such an occasion. 'rho pride of the aunt had led her to make the cere mony of her niece's profession as impos ing and dignified as possible. 11l did her sparkling dress, however, accord with the deadly whiteness of her cheek and the languor of her countenance. as she awaited, with the firmness of de spa.t , the opening of the gates of the choir. As she rose front her knees, a sound of loud murmuring was heard at the bottom of the church, among the servants in livery. (f Turn those footmen out!" cried a nobleman in a very loud voice; but they were already departing unbidden, tor they were bearing out a young man who had tainted, but was recovering, and strug gling to remain where he was. Thh , - circumStance drew lienrietta's attention to the spot, just as her aunt was leading her to kneel-before the observant prelate, She saw, she recognized her lover in the now passive youth whom they were bear ing away, and who uttered an " Oh Dicu !" which thrilled to her very soul; but the angry pressure of her arm by' hoi enraged and alarmed relation, recalled her to herself. What an expression of inter est, love, anxiety, and agony beamed from her glistening eye, as she turned to kneel at the feet of the archbishop.' But when there, when the awful moment really came, she felt that the ceremony must go on, though she would be a wretch for life. Neither that look of agony, nor that of humble resignation which suc ceeded, was lost on the benevolent pre. late, who was holding in his hand tablets enamelled in gold. "Sister," said he, in the kindest tone, "what is your age ?" "She is nineteen," cried her aunt. "You will have to answer me, madame, by-and-by," replied the archbishop ; and he put the same question to Henrietta again. "I am just turned seventeen;'' faltered out the blushing novice. "In what diocese did you receive the white veil ?" "In the diocese of Toul." a Flow in the diocese of Toul ?" ex claimed the prelate, in a very loud voice. "The see of Toul is void ; the bishop of Tool has been dead these fifteen months, and no one there can be authorized to re ceive novices Your noviciate is null and void, young lady, and we refuse to receike your profession." He then .rose from his seat, resumed his mitre, took his crosier from the hands of an acolyte, and said, addressing the assembly : " My very dear brethren, there is no necessity for us to examine and interro gate this young lady on the sincerity of her religious vocation. There is, at pre sent, a canonical obstacle to her profes 7 sion . _,to . any Juttkre impe44tuent,-,:we reserve to ourselves the means to ascertain whether any such exist. In the mean while, I forbid any other ecclesiastic what ever to assume the power of accepting her vows, on pain of interdiction, su,pension and nullity, and this in virtue of our me tropolitan rights, according to the bull Cll7ll p r , o• 17n us." When he had pronounced these words, a sound, as of approbation, was heard from many parts of the building, but thd pre late instantly sung, in a grave and solemn voice : " Adjiao 1 . 071. 710StrU771 in nnmine ;" .and turning to the altar, lie proceeded t o givethe benediction of the hide sacrament, while ILenrietta, scarcely able to support herself, was led to the nearest scat, where she hid her face in her hands to conceal her varied emotions, among which tliaLkfulness was predom inant. Mearvime. though the considerate pre. late, in order to avoid a public exposure of the nefarious proceedings of the mar quise, that lie might. not disgrace a noble family, had taken advantage of a violation of firms to annul the ceremony, that lady found i erself it) despised and avoided in the circles in which she had hitherto moved, that she was forced to quit Paris; and, on pretence of illness, she set out, to travel in a foreign land. And in a Imppi/ marriugc terminated this ROMANCE OF REAL 1.11,E. The Man with the .Umbrella..-- Among the many grave thoughts and sad reflections that I must haunt every wind in this trying criSlA — uf our country's history, there are the broadest gleams of mirth, and the brightest streaks of humor lighting up the darkest pictures It is well to grasp these, to keep up the healthy balance of mind by weighing, them against the depressing influences now ,surround ing us. Strolling through tl , e wards of one of our military hosp:tals, a man at tracted my attention by the genial glow in his eye, and the peaceful expression of his lip, among the pale, contracted faces around h min. I stopped involuntafily " You are wounded ?" I said, seeing the large box that enclosed his leg. " Yes, sir, pretty well cut, up. Lost one arm, you see,'' and he pointed to the ban daged stump, " but the doctors think they can save ny leg." " What do you do lying here all day ?" I asked " Ilare you plenty to read." " Well, yes, sir, there's a plenty of books; but you see I was hurt in the head, and the doctors don't like me to look steadily at any one thing long." " I cried, astonished, " how did you contrive to get hit in so many places at once r Well it wasn't exactly all at once.— You see, we were ordered to •kneel and fire, and a shot took me in the knee that was up. It hurt some but I eased it down till I was on both marrow bones as neat as a parson, and I peppered away at 'etn as it was as handy as saying one's prayers. I won't say, sir," and his face grew earnest, " that I didn't whisper a God care for me,' as I knelt in the same way I knelt long ago at my mother's side. Well," arid his face lighted again, " I was hard at work, when a crashing ball rock my arm off here above the elbow; I thought I was out of work for that day, but 0110 of the boys lay beside the with his leg off, and he offered to load and hold the musket up if I'd aim and pull the trigger.* So I pegged away at the reb els till a rascally fellow cut ma in the head, then I went down ; but I held out as long as I could, like the man with the umbrella." His eyes danced at the. last sentence in a very tempting way to a lover of a good story. "What man with the umbrella ?" I asked. " Well that was when we first went out, sir, down on the Baltimore pio-nie, as they call it now, though there was lit tle thought of pie-nits or any other pleas ure when we started from home.. It ain't exactly fair to make fun of a follow, and then call his-.nano, so' I'll just say his was- Stuith-r-it's a good -sort of a name, and has served men ; before when they wished to hide_ their might one. Smith had a dainty way with hint that was all his own,. Ile 'handled his musket as if it was made of spun giros, and he was afraid of tneaking it, and, he ground arms its if the cobble stones were tender feet -with violently inflamed corns. However, *The whole sketch is truo In Incident, but Ws Is , fset gloved by witn•sso 3.1 CARLISLE, PA., FRIBA DECEMBER 16, 1862. --- - , we got along with him pretty( well till starting tiriv. Then Smith iis.s discov eredf to have a long slim bundr"done up in newspaper. In vain the c tporal no ticed it and ordered it thrown way every time he passed. Smith concealed it and we were off Some of the men noticed that Smith walked rather peodliarly, but many of the men were too fulflif bad li quor, and this stiffness in S7.lith's gait passed unnoticed. It was net till we reached the ears that it was discovered that Smith could not sit down. A fa vorable moment occurring, (it . was quite dusk,) I saw him draw forth from the leg of his trousers the long slim bundle I and tie it to his musket. " Soon after our arrival in ThiltimorA rt we were ordered out on dress parade, ands knew we were to march through the streets to awe the natives by 6. sight of our military grandeur. Smith .was radi ant. He had a white shirt with 'a bosom and a dickey, his hair smelt of pomade, and his face of scented soap. •Alis white gloves were of fine kid, and his boots of patent leather. The da3i was oloudy and just as we drew up in line, a fine driz zling rain began to fall. Suddenly in the centre of our line,. a fine, silk u'inbrella went up, over Smith's head. "'Put down that umbrella I' growled the corporal. No answer from Smith. " 'Down with that umbrella; cried the orderly sergeant. No answer still. "'Who the duece is that,' cried the captain, ' down with that umbrella' 'Excuse me, eaptajn,'._said—Smith, f.but it Will ruin my clothes t9.Tet them wet.' "'Put down that umbrella,' thundered the major. _ . "'But, captain,' said Smith, 'these ain't Government clothes, they are a suit 1 bought myself', of the finest cloth. I can't wet them.' " By this time we were all in a perfect roar of laughter. Peal after peal of per fect shouts were heard all along the line,' and the colonel rode up., In a minute he saw the fun.- " 'Put down that umbrella !" he shout ed. "'I won't,' said Smith, getting des perate. '"What open insubordination,' cried the colonel, biting his lips to keep from a roar. ' Corporal, put that titan in the guard . house.' • " Sir, they walked him off, umbrella and all, and the next day he was called up lit fore his whole company; _Captain G. threatened hint pretty hard, but he vowed he would not walk out, it:lr thtrain in good clothes without an umbrellas; and finally he :Vag- broken and• sMtiliditie‘r;l,(:; cause he defied all rulea and regulations for the sake of his cherished umbrella.- 1 guess it was as well. I'm afraid some of the life we've led since would have gone hard with him." " You have seen hard service ?" I asked. " Pretty fair, sir. We mond siticeithe — hattre — of Fair Oaks, and they treated us roughly there." Rough ! My blood chilled at the stories he told me with his well opened blue eyes looking frankly into mine, and his handsome mouth smiling in all his pain. "Are you sorry you anlisted ?" I asked after the pause that follows an in teresting recital. Sorry !" The blue eyes fairly blazed. " I went fur this," and he struck his stump, " and if my country wants the wreck that is left, I will go again. While God spares my reason, all that is left is lbr the good cause." " Chalk Your Bobbins." Everybody knows that old Sir Robert Peel, father of the late Prime Minister of England, and grandfather of the present Baronet, made his money by cotton spin ning. In the early part of his career his business was not remarkably extensive, but suddenly he made a tremendous start, and bO . Oll distanced all his rivals. lie grew immensely rich, as we all know, but we do not all know the lucky accident to which he was indebted for his enormous wealth. In the early days of cotton spinning machincry;a great deal of trouble used to be caused by filaments of cotton adhering to the bobbins or tapes, which then form ed portions of the looms These filaments accumulating soon clogged the wheels and other parts of the machinery, and rendered it necessary that they should be eleared,whieh involved frequent stoppages and much loss of time. The great desideratum was to find out some plan to prevent this clogging of the cotton, and Sir Robert, or Mr. Peel, as he was then, spent vast sums in experiments. Re employed some of the ablest machin ists in the kingdom—amongst them James Watt—who suggested various corrections, but spite of all they could do, the incon venience remained—the cotton would ad here to the bobbins, and the evil appear ed to be insurmountable. Of course these delays seriously affect ed the wages of the operatives, who, on Saturdays, generally came short in pro portion to the amount of stoppage . during the previous days. It was noticed, how ever, that one man always drew his. full pay—his work was ,always-accomplishod —in fact his loom never had to stop, while every other in the factory was idle. Mr. Peel was informed of this, and know there must be a secret somewhere. It was important thatit should be.diseover 7 ed if possible. • The man was watched,,buk all to no purpose; his -fellow- workmen tried to "pump" him,, but they couldn't; at last Mr. Peel sent for the wan in his private office. Ile was a rough Lancashire man—un ablel to lead or write—little more than a 'mere animal. lie entered the "presence" his forelock, arid shuffling on the on th e e ground with his great eldinsy wooden shoes. “Tiolg,” !mid Mr. Peel, '" Ferguson, the overlooker, tells me that your bobbins are always clean--is that so ?" " Ee's AJneter 't be." " Well, Dick, how do you manage it— have you any objection to let me know." " Why, Master Pill, 't be a soart o' sacret loike, ye see, and if oi told, Cothers'd *pow as moth as oi," replied Dick, with grin. " ONurse, Dick, I'll give you some thing a tell me—and if you can make all the loh,ins in the factory work as smoothly as yoprs." " Every oneln 'etn, Master Pill." " Well, what, shall' I give you ? Name yovr price Dick, and let me have your seovet." Chick grinned, scratched and shook his greathead, and shuffled for a few min uteslr while Mr, Peel anxiously awaited his reply. The cotton lord thought his servant would probably ask a hundred pounds or so, which he would most will ingly have given him. Presently Dick said ; " Well, Master Pill, I'll tell you all about it if you'll' give' me--a quart o' beer a day, as long as I'm in the Mills— you'll save that 'en." Mr. Peel rather thought he should, and.quieldy agreed to the tern's. " You shall have it Dick, and half a gallon every Sunday into the_bargain." " Well then," said Dick, first lookin , cautiously around to see that no one was near—" this it be,'' putting his mouth close to Mr. Peel's ear, la; whispered. " Chalk your bobbins !” That indeed was the great secret. Dick had been in the habit of furtively chalk inn his bobbins, which simple contrivance had effectually prevented the adherence of the cotton. As the bobbins were white the chalking had escaped detection. Mr. Peel was a sagacious wan, and saw through the affair at a glance. Ile at once patented the invention—had "chalk ing" machinery contrived, and soon took the lead in the cotton spinning depart ment. This \ vas the fltandation of his princely fortune. It is but right to ad.l that he pensioned off. Dick handsomely. A Schoolmaster ,in Minnesota A. friend of ours from Pennsylvania visited ijoodhue county, Minnesota, last fill, in search of-a se,hunlmastcr's berth. After traveling on foot lOr several days, without seeing a , inglc sellout house or even being able to scare up a school trus tee, .he one afternoon appn)nehed a log cabin and a large pile of pumpkins, near which was an " intelligent lookinpi farmer" engaged in fashioning an ox-yoke: llis appearance indicated that he might possi bly be a man having authority in the cd ucational transactions of his neigh borlioud. 'Under this pleasant Impression the itiflow ing conversation took place, whirl c,,n veis an idea of the Wanner in which cd ucational matters are " done up" in air of the corners of our American " back woods :" " Good afternoon, sir." " I have been traveling thron:rh your Country for the purpose of securing, if po , sible, a situation as school teacher Can you inform we where the president of your school board resid e s ?" " r 1 schoolmaster , you he ? Don't know where our presidakt's shanty. is—don't know whether he's g.‘0t,,,0ne." " What wages du your people pay school teachers ?" " What wages ? Really, young man I can't say. Hare, you wade a 'claim yet ?"' "No, sir ; r don't think I shall make one. Do you think 1 could ;.,pct a school in your district if 1 should wake applica tion ?" " Really, 'don't know. Reckon not, though. Kin you drive oxen ?" "No, sir; never did any farming or teaming. Educated for a school teacher in Conemaugh township, Somerset coun ty, Pennsylvania." " Yeas. Kin you maul rails ? Great chances for sich bizoess over in the Nor wegian settlement " " No, sir; am not accustomed to per form such severe manual labor. Perhaps you can tell me where I will find your school district superintendent? Ile could inform me whether. your district needs wore teachers ?" " No, young man, I can't. To be p'inted about the matter, we don't have no schoolmasters in these parts, nor school trustees, nor no district superintendcr, as you call him. All the settlers is busy with their claims, and don't have no time for sich onimportant consurns. An' let me recommend you, if you don't know nothing else than to keep school, and don't keor about making a claim, an' can't drive oxen or maul rails, to go back to Somerset county an' stay there. People come to Minnesoty to flit land an' make money, 'cause they see it's a great coun try. Booklarnin's no good, and we don't want no schools. We want entorprisin' men !" " Yes, I see," replied, our exasperated friend: "This is a great country, and you might have added, in Oho words of Gen. Ogle, of Somerset county, 'lt isn't all fenced in yet.'" " And there the colloquy ended. Our friend, in high dudgeon, left the intelli gent looking farmer" and the Territory, strongly impressed with tho - conviction that Min nesotais " no great shakes" after QM- A Dori GENERAL.—When the: Gist Regiment loft llarriAnirg last Fall. one of the officers took a*lendid litiledpg will iim It soon become a great pet of the regiment and also of the brigade. It has•been through all the catePaign, from Rausuiciko Island to An ti6tatn, and is novr,mte and Round, vv;th th e regiment, opposite `Fri•derioksburg, HAD Him Yoshi.—A waggish curate over heard the schoolmaster giving 'lessons in grammar. "Youcan not place a the singular article," said the preceptor, "belore plural nouns. No on . o can Sax a pigs, a women, a " ' , Tonneau)," cried the curate; lithe prayer book knOws better than youcl should think, or it wouldn't teach me to gay a men." Mr. Beokford and the Duchess of Gordon. The memoirs of Mr. Beekford, publish ed after his death, convey an anecdote :representing his whimsical character as 'not unsusceptible of having a certain "method in it," and that to a very fair purpose. "I once," said he, "shut myself up at Fonthill to be out of the way of a lady— an ungallant thing to any lady on earth but her to whom it occurred. You must 1 well remember the late Duchess of Gor don, as she was the continual talk of the town for her curious mercenary ways, land mode of entrapping men with her `brood of daughters. I could have served no other lady so, I hope-1 never enjoy ed stt much. At that time everybody I talked of Mr. flock ford's enormous wealth; !everything about me was exaggerated 'proportionately. I was, in consequence, a capital bait for the Duchess—so she thought; I thought differently. She had been told that even a dog kennel at Font hill was a palace—my house a Potosi.— What more on earth could be desired by a Managing mother for a daughter ? might have been aged and-imneeile—no matter, such is fashion's philosophy. 1 got a hint from town of her intention to surprise me with her hard fare at Font hill—a sight [ could gladly dispense with. 1 resolved to give her a useful lesson. Fonthill was put in order fur her reception with cverythia4. 1 could cdevise to receive her magnificently—not I only to receive her, but to turn (he table upon her, for the presumption she had that I was to become the plaything of her purposes. The splendor of her reception must have stimulated her in her object. I designed that it should operate in that manlier. 1 knew her aim—but she little thought so. My arrangements all being wade, I ordered my major riot/to to say, on the Duchess's arrival, that it was un fortunate—leverythi tug being arranged for her Grace's reception, Nr. Beektord bad shut himself up on a sudden, away he had :it tunes, and that it was more than his place was worth to disturb hitn, as his twister only appeared when lie pleased ; Rebidding interruption, even if the King came to Foothill I had just received a large lot of heoks—nothing could be more opportune. I had them removed 'to the MOWS Or which I 11101 'Olken possession. The Heelless conducted herself \‘'ith won derful equanimity, and seemed lunch stir pri -ed and gratified at what she saw ;mil the nude of her reeeptien—just as I de. sired she. ho, ti ; o100 to haVe are 10r a son In law. NV hen she got up in the inorning,, her first question w a s, 'Do you think Mr. Beekforil will be visi• ble today ?' •I .cannot inform.yeur Grace 11e. ,- .l<foi.trs movements ,no so Nul.y uncertain —it is possible. Medd your Grace take an ail in : , in t:ii• park--a walk is the gardens?' 1:1(1')11111I, I hill could sopp!y w !wide tioi most of (whetting her appetite still moro. My master or the retennoiles to the 1 tuelless (lid not know what to Make Of his Inas ! ter, the Dnehess, or 111: emu position.— 'Perhaps Mr. Beckford will lie visible to morrow,' was the Duchess's daily eonso 'lation. To-morrow and tibinorrew came and went—:no Mr. Beeklbril. I lead on, determined nut to see her. Was it. not serving a w,onan or such a coarse nature ,pilte right ?" -hc remained seven or eight days, magnificently entectained, and then went away without seeing hint. She was very angry, and raid of him in her t age things too scandalous to have escaped any wo man's lips but her own. Think of such a woman's vengeance—such a woman as the Duchess was, \did never suffered any thing to stand in the way of her objects! —Book of _Thy.s. Russian Discipline Having found a German friend in the head•physician of the military hospital at Riga, I accompanied him one morning on his visit thither. On the way he told me how difficult it was to elicit from the icon the, real. seat of their complaints, as every ailing in the upper part of the body, whether in the head, back, or stomach, they call pain in the heart; and those in the lower parts of the body, pain in the leg. Having arrived at the hospital, all the patients that were able to do so array ed themselves in•a row, dumb and stiff as if on military parade. "How do you feel to-day, old man ?" asked the doctor, of the first, " fly heart pains,'' was the ex pected timid reply. "Tongue out," said the doctor, und out it was. Turning to the next, the same question, same reply, and same tongue operation. More than thirty in the row underwent the same medical inquiries and process. I was about leaving, when my friend told me to look round. To my utter astonishment I saw the whole lot still standing in military attitude, with their tongues Wide out ! We looked on awhile, when' the doctor gave the word, "tongues in," and all the articulating organs vanished in an in stant. My risible faculties were so ek cited by the ludicrous scene, that it was some moments after we were in the open street ore I could, rather reproachingly, ask my friend how he could play such a trick on the poor fellows. " You must not judge," said he, "by exceptions I merely wanted to show you to what extent the blind spirit of discipline prevails among the Russian troops. Nor are the fellows," added ho, " the worse for the joke; on the contrary, they believe that the cure is greatly promoted by keeping the tongue out in the presence of the doo tor, the longer the better," • A BOY who had stolen some apples, was forgiven for the rather ingenious - manner - in which he excused himself. The sebe"h" s ter asked hint what he had to say'fo• himself; the urchin replied: " The apples were Tom's ; I don't knoW how he tot them; and now there mine, and ho dou't kilow howj dot; them." , OF ALL the vanities and fopperies, the vanity of high birth is the greatest True nobility is derived from virtue. not Iron birth. Titles, indeed, may be purchased; but victuals the only coin that makes the bargain valid, „ „ • . , Garibaldi and the American War: Some time ago, Garibaldi wrote to the 'Halted Stares Connsul at Vienna expressing his will ingness, if free and recovered from his wound; to enter the Federal service. , At the time the' genuineness of the letter was doubted; and a Garabrildinn in London wrote to Varig nano on the subject. The General's secretary replied as follows: "Garribaldi being a hu mane man, and who never denied his noble soul, could not. have answered otherwise to one who asked him to offer the power of his mind and arm, in order that he might solve the 0 ordion knot which unfortunately involves and ravages America. In explanation of this letter, what your great English people have wished and carried out, the redemption (manumission) of slavery In the island and dependencies of your Crown, Garibalda wishes and wills the same because the clanking of the slaves' chains is abomination to his high and true hearted wife, and wherever there are tears to be dried he is always eager and ready to help the oppressed. Not Caring to be called filibuster or rebel, he SVIiB going td Rome to cause to vanish from that place of human gardeur, and scatter to the winds (be inside imposture which keeps enslaved so numerous a portion of mankind In America he does not see a question of commerce, but a human problem MS be solved He cannot think without great emotion, that in a laud where, as an exile he was honored with the citizenship, thero are human beings sold, by auction like sheep or horses. thinks and trusts that the Federal Government will abolish slavery. This, he says, is their duty, and it will and mast he their decision. Such, then, is the explanation of the note that Garibaldi has written to the American Am bassador When the General is autliteiently recovered to travel, he intends to visit you id I. nidon, when you will hear the earns front his own lips." Crit tot:A STolty.—The Bank of Eng land, says an English paper, possesses sine singular traditions and experience. We heard, the other day, an anecdote from an authentic source, although it re lated to something that happened many years ago—before the lifetime of the pre sent generation The directors received an anonytivius letter, stating that the writer had the means of access to their bullion room. • They treated the mutter as a hoax, and took no notice of the let ter. A more urgent and specific letter failed to arouse them, At length the writer offered to meet them in the bul lion-room at any hour. They then com municated through the channel he had indicated, appointing sonic "dark and midnight hour" for the rendezvous. A ch , putation front the board, lantern in hand, repaired to the bullion-room, lock ed themselves in. anti awaited the arrival „r the mysterious correspondent. Pune timl to the hour, a noise was heard be low. :' : 1011C boards in the flour were with out mucli irouble displaced, and in a few the Guy Fawkes of the bank stood in dm midst of the astonished di rectors ! His story was very simple and straightforward. An old drain ran un der the bullion-room, the existence of which had heroine known to him, and by moans ur which lie might have carried away enornoois swim. fnquiry was made. Nothim.: had hero abstracted, and the di rectors rrw:,rtiv,l the ingenuity of their ationyinou-3 correspondent, a working man who had be( o emplo}rd in repairing the servers, by a present of eight hundred pounds. ItEMAJ:I( A BLE LA KES IN PORTUGAL. —On the top of a ridge of mountains in Portugal, called Estralla, are two lakes of great extent, and depth, especially one of them, which is said to be unfathomable. 11/1t is chiefly remarkable in them is, that they are calm when the sea is so, and rough when it is stormy. It is, therefore, probable, that they have a subterranean communication with the ocean ; and this seems to be confirmed by the piedes of ships they throw up, though almost forty miles front the sett. There is another ex traordinary lake in that country, which ) , before a storm, is said to make a frightful, rumbling noise, that may be heard a dish trance of several miles. And we are also told of a pool or fountain, called Ferven cais, about twenty-four miles from Comby, that absorbs not only wood, but the light est bodies thrown into it, such as cork, straw, feathers, etc., which sink to the bottom and are never seen more. To these' we may ad 1 - a remarkable spring near Estreme, which petrifies wood, or rather encrusts it with a case of stone; but the most remarkable circumstance is, that in summer it throws up water enough to turn several mills, and in winter is per fectly dry. tirs)„..cleneral Rosecarns is chary of giv• ing passes. A lady lately approached him, and began with a pitiful story in re gard to her " poor, dear sick uncle." " I condole with you madam." said the General in that quiet way of his. " It is unfortunate that uncles will sometimes get seriously indisposed. I, too, have a dear afflicted uncle." " Then you can sympathize with me," sh© snid " Ycs, madam, I do, and when my Un• cle Sam gei3 over his present serious in• disposition, I will give you a pass." It would of course be an anti-climat which would rain the story to relate what tho lady did. - ros,Those who are most ready to make a fuss'about other people's want of mod esty, are often they who are themselves most obnoxious to rebuke. Thus, it was a shrewd girl, and not devoid of true modesty either, who remarked, when other girls were making fun of her short skirts and white hose, and affecting lo be muoh shocked at the exhibition thereof at a party; "If yqu'd - only pull your dresses about your Tiecks,,where they ought to be, they'd be us short as Mine I' She was not troubled-any more. Au amusing_aditptation—of- scored- poetry is told of a good . old lady, who, when told that the salvation of the coup• try , dopppils Olt the Den - tomtit, party, ex' elaided 011.1.00, on what ft . llenilitr thrcp.d everlmiling thlngn." oar When is a plant like a hog ?--=. ‘Vhen it begins to root. When it is like 'A soldier? When it begins to shoot.--;._ And when is it like an editor? WhOnit begins to blow I NO 52,