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JOIINSTON has discovered the 'AR. certain. speeds , and only offertual remedy ill th, world for all private tli , em.e , . weakness of the I.tek or limbs. strictures. ulLelloos of the kidne) s and Had der, involuntare die hartres. imp^te” , v. 4 4' 1,11,- ty,—ntirvougnf-gs;-dv,,pupt1y,71:1.113;99.-A.,,v spirits ronfo khan of idea:. palpitation nt th • heart, timidity, teem blings, drones of sight or eiddinese. dh•ease of the head, throat. noes or Shill, /Werth. , of the lieer l stotnarh or bow eta—t hose terrible dimatderearbiee tom, the solitary habits of youth those , corm alad solitary ....,,,,..,,,prdssJees more fa . al to their viotites tont, the s mu of yr.:la : C . 6llle 317ii - fnors of I'lys,es,llTfil!ifTifirliThirffilWq hopes or antl.ap ttions, rendering, nut Inge, Impossible. 'VOTING EWEN Especially, who have become the •victime of solitary vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annu ally sweeps loan un tinnily grave th , m.ands of Yr./1g Men of the in at exalted talents and brliiiaet i Lid h.q.. who might IlthYrWiSo h vu elliralleed listening :senates with the thunders Of eloquence or waked to ecstasy the living lyre, may call with full confidence. MARRIAGE• Married persons, or young mon ronternplating mar riage, being aware of physical weakness, organic debil ity, deformities. kr, speedily cured Ile who plhres himself under the rare of Dr. 7. may religiou4y collude In his honor 116 a gentleman, and confidently oily upon his skill LIS VI physician. ' ORGANIC WEAKNESS Immediately cured, and full vb..mt. restored. 'lllls din. tresslng affeetion—willeh renders lite miserable Hind marrinae impossihle—tn the penalty paid hythe victims of improper indulannees. Young perrarns are two opt ro commit, not hei ng aware or tine dreadful eornsequtmces that only en suo \ WA', who that under stand. the subjert will iireteitii t e deny tlrot the rnnrer of prooreation is Inst 3.011, th filfi•lg Into let prop •r habits than by the or 11.1. ni./ Reorder. to-nog d o priced the pirmnru,• lit hrylt Ilt ott• porn a. tier in.'s? serious and destructive v v mid..rs W, rodln body owd Mind arise. rho system become, derarerrol the plln cal nod mental fuoctio.. 1 . 11,1 10-- f err power 1/ 11, rl the heart. in 11 re•tr rn, e nostltrit r in nil der fury 111;7 or 'he home, e S. ins Imp. r.m.rl .... OFiCO N 0 7 OtTTII E'il.ED Left hand ride gob,: !non Itsa Ira .ne .t n eer, o n ew from the ourner. fnil net t.., iii.tne Letters triu.t he p tint :mud rout alit :natl.', *the Doe tor'e Diploma , in tin ru tin Mho.. 13 CU.D.II W1~T1.7%.A - 111TED TiN TWO D.11.1F,5. No Mercury .1 re, Dr dolin•tor. mem `3or of the !It., alof -urge,,s.l, , ,mbot Its from one nf , he Inte.t eminent States. arid the greater L two rprnt In the hospital,. of 1,..d0n, ISarty. Philadeol a at d elsewhern, has effected s mi. of the tn.'s , a. toy iyhrog cure• that wires ver is tom u, many tronbled Ph ring ing in the head and ems when asleep, great ne,vous ness, being alarmed at sudden sound., bashfulness, with frequent blushing. attended sonwtinies etth de rangement of mind, were mired immediately. TAKE P.ARTIOLTEA.II. NOTICE. Dr. J. addresses all those who ha ve injured themselves by improper Indulgence and Wolit.ry habits, which ruin beth body and mind. unfitting them for either Lan, less, study, society or marriage These are some of the sad and melancholy effects produced by early bah ts of youth, viz: Weak neSS of the back and limbs pains In the head, dimness of sight, loss of muscular power, palpitation 01 the heart. dyspeo. Ay, nervous irritability. derangement of the digestive 'functions, general debility, symptoms of -onsumptlon. file..:erAu.v —The (ennui effects on the mina are much to be dreaded—loss of memory, eon fnslon of ideas. de pression of spirits. evil toreboilings, 41Ver,itAl to soeiety, self distrust, love of solitude, timidity, &e., are some of the evils produced. Thousands of persons of all ages can now judge V. hat in the cause of their declining health, losing their vig or, becoming weak, pale, nervous and emaciated. having a singular appearance about the eyes, cough and symp toms of consumption. VOUNG MEN Who have Injured themselves by a certain practice Indulged in when alone, a habit frequently learned from evil companions, or at Bam!, the effects of which are nightly felt, even when asleep, and If not cured renders marriage impossible, and destroys both mind and body, should apply Immediately. What a pity that a young man, the hope of his COUIR try, the darling of his parents, should ho snatched trout all prospects aid enjoyment, of life. by the ronSeqUellee of devlatin: from the path of nature nod indulging in a certain secret habit. Such persons must before con• templating NtiiratlAGEl reflect that a sound mind and body are the most ne cessary requisites to promote , e pppi,i ; ,l hnppinona— Imdeod,withoutthese,thejourney through lite becoin..s a weary pilgrimage; the prospect hnully darkens to the view: the mind becomes sh 'dewed with despair sod filled with the melancholy refleeli.ll that the happiness of another becomes blighted' eith our own. DISEA.SEI CP IMPRUDENCE. Whon the misguided and imprudent rottiry of plea, sure finds that he tuts Imbibed the seeds nt this painful disease, It too often happens that an 111 timed sense ~f shame, or dread 'f dims - ivory, deters him from applt log to thosew.lll). 1 front °titration and respectability. can alone boftlend hint, delaying (11l Clio constitutional symptoms of this horrid disease make their appettrancel such as ulcerated sore throat, dis,ised hose, twang nn, ;talus in the head andlimbs.ditunes of stAit. deafness, nodes on the thin bones and mans, blotches on the head, face mid extremities, progressing with trightlui rapidity, till at last the palate of the mouth or tho hones of the reuse Mil in. and thin clothe of this a in fill disease becomes a horril,sehlect of commiseration, till death puts a period to his dreadful sulrering.., by send ing him to '• that Undhatovered Country from whence DO traveller returns." It Is a melancholy filet that thousands fail victims to this terrible disease, owing to the tuodzillfulness of nordnt pretenders. who, by the use of that deadly poi son, Mercury, ruin the constitution trod make the re /thine of life miserable. STRANGERS Trust not your lives. or health, to the care of the many unlearned and worthless pretenders. debtitute of Jrnowledge, name or character, who copy .0 ivertieements, or style themselves. in tits newtimpers, 'regularly educated physicians. lump title of coring. they keep y.tu trilling month oftermonth taking theh Pithy and poisonous compounds, or as lOng as the smallest fee gala he obtained, and in despair, leave you with ruined ,health to sigh over yrear galling disappointment. Dr. Johnston is the only Physician advertising. His credentials or diplomas niwaysltang in ills office. . Ills remedies or.truatment ore unknown to nitethers, preparephoto a life spout In the great hospitals of lem• , lope; the - tiret hi the country and,a more extensive t : prlystoptitetice than any other physician in the world. I; INDORSEMENT OP THE PRESS. 'The many thousands cured at this Institution year ,after year, and the numerous Important Surgical Opo ,rations performed by Dr. JOhnston, witnegsed by the ;reporters of the Pup," "Clipper,. and many other .2)3llgri:lifirTCWOr .1 Iri) aisioare again and again ,itiforo the public, besides his ntanding en a guntiontan or charm:tow and responsibility, Ma s,ifflicientifueranteu 4co the afflicted. DISEASES SPEEDILY 'CURED . ' review; writing should bit parlicidar in directing 4elr letters to this Institution, in the tlillowing men , her: .10115 51,,,MIINSTON, Id. D.. Of theAttaltimort3 Lock Efflipital, Baltimore, Md. May 2, Et32--1y - „ NEW SPRING . GOOl5B • ani now -reeiving largo assortment of newiiina elegant Spring gOl7 iP WillPh TOlipert oily cult the uttention.of tuy nl4 Blends and- au, --- , caters, In want of handsonie and cheap goods I Particulars tin next weeka paper. I. as any etoru to the Barough. " • • 011 AB. OBILOY Trustee.. April 4; 1662 . . 04:1r Ens. • • t Ogilby's ctetip camli '.storo. Just. . • drone an aasortmont of badlea Misses, and drone Galtere. Boots & Bboee of the best quality yiod !mode m° styles. ' April 4, 18(1.. The New Ballad of Lord Lovell Lord Lovell ho sat. In St. Charles' Hotel, In St. Charles' Hotel sat he, As tine n case of n Southern swell As over you'd wish to see—see—see, As over you'd wish to coo. Lord Lovell the town bad vowed to defend, A waving his sword on high, lie swore that his last ounce of powder he'd spend And In the last ditch he'd dld. Ito sworn by black and swore by blue, Ile sworn by the stars and bars. That flavor bed tly from the Yankoo crew, Wldlo he was the eon of Mars. Ife had fifty thousand gallant man, Fifty tbeusand, gallant men had ha, Who had all sworn with him that they'd.naeor surran Der to any tarnatfon Yankoo. Ile had forts that no Yankees alive could take, Ile had Iron clad boats a score, And hitterles all around the Lake Aud along the river shore. r Forragut emu° with a mighty fit at, With a mPrhty foot camo ho. t • a ho d Lovoll instanter bOgan to ratroat Before tho first boat ho could soo. I! la fifty thousand gallant her Dwindled down to thousand six; Then heard a distant cannon and then Commenced a cutting their sticks. "Oh tarry, Lord Lovo..111" Rir Farragut cried, Oh tarry, Lord Lovell!" bald he; '• I rather think not," Lord L,vell replied, " Fur I'm In a-great hur.rY.:' I like the drink at St. Charles' itut fnever Muhl bear strong-Porter, I.:sprain:ly when it in served In the Or: . mixCd in an Iron mortar." . 4 "1--reeltar-ru , terrigr-F-nrrisgutatkid,------ i " I reckon you're right sold ho. 4 . For If inv Porter should fly to your head, A terrible smash there'd be." Oh !a wonder it was to see them run, A wonderful thing to see, And the Yankees sailed up without shooting a gun, And captured their great dile. Lord Lovell kept rOnning all day and night, Lord Lovell a running kept he, For he swore he couldn't abide the sight, Of the guu of a live Yankee When Lord Lovell's life was hrongbt to a close By n sharp sholting-Yankee gunner, From his head tr.ere spouted a red red Tv se, Fe, , ra 4is fret—a 'varlet Runner. ~`~l ias£l.l~t~ar~ai~. The Parson's Midnight Ride BY "JOHN CiF GAUNT." T 111 nn o.d 111f111 now, Lilo snows of full slxr,,. wintors Lave wy I. lir, over the days ur my youth, “those mer ry days now ,Irene f,rever." The A„ty I um about to rehlto i,apurnod soulu ty )cats nhoii, a 14 r ,, ,r .tir in the little town of ...where .1. tsa. a student at the time. I di) Ma as a slur ON my clerical friends, bi,t only to show that accidents wiil happen to both good and bad It was near the end of the college year and the boys were getting somewhat res tive as the time of vacation drew near. Everything W 11,9 dull, awfully so, and the boys waited impatiently fOr their annual deliverance from the thraldom of college life, and longed to be out of reach of the sound, of what was to too many of us, the ill-omened recitation bell. One night three of us were gathered together in my room, reveling in the be fogging delights of ale, and short stemm ed, well begrimed "thulheens" and think ing of the good times we \ would have at home, how many times we should fail next day-and divers other subjects agreeable and otherwise. We had been quiet for some time, when Sam F—suddenly broke in upon our meditations by exclaiming: " I have it boys! Let's have some fun to night." Every fellow's ears were, cocked in an instant. '• Well, what is it?" said T—, my chum. " Let us get old Parson K-- 2 13 horse, tie a tin pan to his tail, put an effigy of the old gentleman on his back, start him down through the town, and frighten the whole population out of a year's growth." " But how will you get into the sta ble ?" " soon fix that," said Sam, and go• ing to his room, he returned with a short iron bar, technically called a "jemmy" and a dark lantern. We disguised our selvel so that our sweethearts would not have known us, and, having prepared the effigy and lighted the lantern, took up our line of march for the Parson's stable. The procession moved in the following order:— First—Sam, bearing the "jemmy" and dark lantern. Second—my chum, with the effigy thrown over his shoulders,. after the manner in which the farnTers were formerly supposed to carry their pigs to market. And lastly, mytelf, bear ing two ancient and dilapidated coffee pots, wherewith to; decorate the caudal appendage of the Parson's Rozinante and Accelerate his speed. We soon arrived at the. stable, which was situated at the upper end of the town, just in rear of his residence, and with the aid of the "jemmy" opened the door,. and putting the bridle on the old grey, led .him out in the rear of a cornEeld belonging to- the Parson. We then proceeded to attach the coffee pots to his tail and were about to put the effigy do his.back, when we were suddenly dis• turbed ,by the , appearance of a figure, dressed in white, making its way rapidly towards us. "Look out, boys, here he comes," cried Sam,- and law ay • he- bolted; 'followed by , I took refuge behind a'conven lent hedge, and prOceededlo watch opera tions. : The old gentlenian had, no doubt, seen the light,_ and.i,megined . 'that some one, wag - stealing - - He - came 'up - to horsoluitt app?areil somewhat aston-, i f ib e ci to see hiin that• . .plaoe . at. t h at time of night. $e took bold of the bridle, PA:0312 WOM TS3A TAMEAT GESWEA. and as the ground was wet from a recent -raincand--not-noticing-the- coffeerpotsi--tm account of the darkness, he mounted with the intention of riding to the stable. The horse started and the coffee pots, strik ing his heels, frightened him and away he went at a speed tliat_would have shamed one of Bald wba's best locomotives Down through the Main street of the town he went, followed by all the dogs in the neighborhood, reminding me forcibly of John Gilpin's ride. "Away went 01Ipin nook or naught, Away wont hat and wig Imagine to yourselves, a respectable clerical gentleman about fifty yeat's of age„ iiding halt' dressed, at midnight, through a town, followed by about two dozen dogs all in full cry! Rattle! rattle ! bang ! bang i bow wow wow ! Up went windows, and out came divers night-capped heads of the good people of the town, wondering what dev il's game was to pay at that time of night. Oh ! how he went ! "Tam O'Shanter's" ride was not a circumstance to it. How far he rode I never knew, but some of the mark, t people said they saw a gentleman about half dressed and cov• ered with mud, making. his appearance,. about five o'clock in the morning and wending his weary way towards the Par son's residence. We kept our secret, and every time we met fur sonic years afterwards we would ask each other,—who stole the Parson's horse ? Herrmann in the Lexington T 1 n`sc-Wfi io have rca Tte . e pampn et recounting the Marvellous deeds of Herrmann, the magician, have no doubt been constrained to believe that much which is thus written is more funny than reality. If, however, they could have witnessed his performance in the Lexing ton trarket on yesterday, all doubts would have been removed, and they would have considered that nothing was impossible with the master of the magic art. Ac companied by a number of gentlemen connected with the press of that city, to gether with several of his personal friends, M. Herrmann yesterday morning paid a visit to the Lexington market. tin en tering it the Co pauy parted nom . him, and he walked carelessly from stall to Mail, pricing articles and talk.ny; with Ow vender, A number or per,uns who hail no doubt been attending hit, r l intere,din entertainments I= and pati , ed. anticipd,p.,: wondcfral ri . ,kc 'file !Id( t• IS II II 1-• .•1•0o.vol " ()-k'k• 03(1 it, \VA, NV:•• II a he jam -, 1;0 . . • W t.11,2tr sal .ot:',l a 1,0,11 for a rew r.1 7 1 . 1111C , , stopprd -m-front of a :mill ou %%Inch th...ic was a bushel and :l hill 1J.1.1“ . 1.nt o:rgq, and behind which there sat a plea-uit faced Irish woman. lle looked at the basket a moment and then remagked: "What is the price of eggs, this, morn ing ?" "Fifteen cents a dozen. Fresh. "1 want a dozen, end will pay you your price, with this understanding: I desire to break them, and whether 1 or you do it, whatever they contain belongs to me." "Bless your heart certainly. Sure I don't want their contents." Herrmann took an egg from the basket and broke it. Ile poured the yolk out, and in the shell were four two-and-half gold pieces. At the sight of the glitter mg metal the old lady's eyes diluted, she twitched her nose, Icoked at the crowd who were gathering around her stall, put the index finger of her right band in her mouth and with a look of amazement, she exclaimed ; "My conscience!" "Valuable eggs, madam," said Herr mann. "Will you please break this one for me?" handing her one. She took it, at the same time staring Herrmann in the face, and nervously broke it. It was as rich as the first; tour gold quarters were lying in the shell, She involuntarily closed her hand, when the magician remarked : "Stay, madam; what the eggs contain belongs to me;" and as she handed him the money, he asked : "What will you take for all you have ?" A feMale in the crowd, who occupied an adjacent stall, cried out, "Don't sell another one. You've as much right to the gold that's in them as any person else." "They're not for sale, sir, she replied. The crowd Which had gathered around the magician now numbered hundreds. Herrmann broke another egg, and the gold was there ; and alternately the wo man and he broke eggs, until a dozen were destroyed and each one contained ten dollars in gold. The crowd bad gained such proportions, and were so ea ger to witness the scene, that ho was compelled to leave. The throng could not be stood off, however. They pressed around him, and wherever he-went hun• dregs followed hits. Ho was Nilo ob= served of all observers," and it was with the greatest difficulty that ho could move through the market. Fifteen minutes were Spent . in walking about„ when he Paused in tront of a coop of chielteria: Instantly the crowd pressed around him, And with. such eagerness that it was .al most impossible for.bim to .maintain his position._ Venders left. •their stalls, and purchasers carelessly dropped their bas kets; boys dropped. on their hands and knees and crawled through the _dense ceowd, which.awayed to and fro like a wave. • Herrmann asked the price of a chick en, and then took it in his hands; remark ing that "it would be easier to carry .it borne with its head off than with it oaf' at the same time he commenced'to wring its head off: Bleoil...spurted out over his hand und•over the fowl, and in san instant he•throw the chicken's head tin the stall gp4 _held the body-' his hand. It lay Market ME MEE =MEM Ell CARLISLE, PA., FRIDAY, MAY 30, 1862. thus fora moment, when ho-picked it up -and-remarked-t h at-be-believed-- he-ivould put it on again. There waS, a rub or two of the neck, a quick shake, and he pitched the fowl on the stall alive. The market woman instantly caught it, and taAing hold of its head endeavored + to pull it off, but it wis no go, Herrmann had fixed it on too fast. An expression of the utmost astonishment settled on her face, and she gazed at Herrmann with, bewildering wonder. ThQ crowd cheered and Herr mann folind it almost impossible to extri cate hiniself from his pressed position. At this juncture a policeman came up and requested him to leave 'the market, as the•excitement had become so great and was every moment on the increase, it was seriously interfering with the mar ket. 113 was glad to get away, and hur riedly passed towards Baltimore street, the crowd still following him. s lle was finally compelled to enter the piano store of Messrs. Knabe &CS , -,-to get clear of it A member of the press offered to buy the chicken whose head bad been torn off but the woman refused to sell it, although a dollar was offered for it, remarking that she would 'carry it home and allow it to die of old age. The egg woman found no difficulty in disposing of her stock. People flocked around her stall and pur chased her eggs, anticipating that each one would prove a placer. The perform ance of yesterday morning is convincing evidence that there is but one magician— and he is Llerrahlann. A Sermon Six and a Ralf Centuries In the Dean of the Archbishopsof Canterbury, lately published in England, occurs a curious sermon preached about the- . year 1200, by .13ishep Lanston. The text is a popu lar dancing song of the day : Fair Ali, rose up In the morning, Her body she clothed and adorned, Into a garden she entered Aud fire little flowers she found. And there. tun, of roses the fairest A chaplet she made Now all you who loco me not, leave ins In God's name," she salt We read that of every idle word we shall have to give an account at the Judg went Day. Therefore, we ought to cor rect our Wanderings, to repress our errors, to expel base things' with good, and to abaiiiiini vanity for truth. Now.listeti'k when I sang that song of " " pm. were reminded of the •%1.,1.ce for which it wascompused; I,now that iii a musical dance • are needed ; asinging voice, .‘ a ael tr..ectal In order. Wtt !I i.‘y skaliy &tor, • utt t Il.nc tl.O-.` Cr . !: o,` t Ilr;3 ill It:. i titt holy "•-•'‘ • 1-,lantar[ii, that L,i". i. thin j,; =II MEE d d ehvrity, or love towards 1;od ud :ov,.tr,h4 ,ur ueighhoN; an!' graceful eer, that is, wrd; v.hieli accord with our 4 ,peeeli, atter the example of our Lord 'Jesus Christ, Who boon firsi, to do good himself and afterwards to teach it. Now let us see who Fair Alice is. It was of her that this was said " Behold, thou art all fair, my love ; there is no spot in thee." This is the fair Alice, this is the flower, this is the lily of whom it was spoken. " Like a lily among thorns, so is may love among the daughters."— She is called by this name Alice from a, that is, w dand, a ria his, strife ;as it were, without strife, witilout reproach, without early dross. She is the queen of justice, she is the mother of meffy• It is said. Fair Allen ma° up In the morning, her body she clothed and adorned And it is said in scripture, " Make ready thy chamber, oh daughter of Zion !" Do you not know now who fair Alice is? She is the blessed Virgin Mary, who made ready her chamber when she, con ceived the King and Lord of Heaven.— Then, Into a garden ehe entered And of her it has been said,.," She is a virgin, a rod, and a shrub." A virgin, whence we have, " Behold a virgin shall conceive and bear a son." A rod, " There shall come forth a' a rod `ut of stein of Jesse." A shrub, the fruit of which was announced when the angel said, " Blessed art thou among women, and blessed is the fruit of thy womb." Then, Ely° litll4 flowers she:found Fair Alice found on that shrub five flowers, which aro neither burnt by fire, nor parched by heat, nor crushed by storms. What are these flowers? They arc faith, hope, charity, chastity, and' hu manity. Whoever wears these flowers has better thama„ciown of precious stones.. Again, There, too, of roses the fairest, kchaplot she made. Py the chaplet we must understand the golden crown which God placed upon her heaq when ho crowned • her Queen of queens. And lastly, "Now all ye who love me nqt,!leave me In Uod'e name," sho said. To whom is this said ? =To heretics, pagans and false Christians, who believe not Chases resurrection, who openly blaspheme, Him. To them it. is said, " All ye who love me not,ieavo me ;" that is, " Depart, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his. an gels.' From what has been said observe 'dud this fair Alice, of whom you vainly sing and of * * bon) we have been preaching, is none other than the mother of justice, the queen of mercy, who brought forth the King and L'ord of Heaven, who, with the• 'Father and the Holy Spirit ever liveth and reigneth, one God. Anien. Some ono was . telling an Irishman Mat a fellow had' eaten ten saucers of ice cream; where upon. Pat shook his head. "So you - don't believe it P' With ,a nod, Pat answered, "I , belay° in the creme, but not the saucers"- _ GOT HIM Now Vanity Fair has _an illustration of an interview between Jona than and John, in . Plymouth harbor. John's ships moored, before them, and tha. former, addressing him thus "Say neighbor, you seem in a fix.- about them. 'ere wooen ships of yours—What'll you take for 'em by the cord ? Old ERM WAR ANECDOTES. aria3r cci Lspomients-of—our changes glean some interesting stories among our camps. Here is a bit from a Nashville letter in the Cincinnati Ga zette : ARMAGEDDON SOFTENTNO "Armageddon Baldwin is a poetic, vis ionary sort of sinner. I learn from a gentleman who heard him pray yester day in the First Methodist church of this city—he is the pastor—that a peti tion something like this was put up; 'lf this war is of hell, be pleased, 0 Lord to crush it. If in Thy wisdom, good is to come of it, Thy will be done !' is not Armageddon softening down into a "submissionist." A SECESSIONIST YOUNG WOMAN AND A ME319221 Another letter writer at Nashville tells this anecdote; "The Sixty-ninth Illinois regiment after marching in column through the principal streets of Nashville, cheering for the Union come to a halt and in line of battle in front of the St. Cloud Hotel where Governor Andy Johnson was slop ping; and offered three cheers for the "Union, the constition and the enforce went of the laws,' whereupon Governor Andy Johnson appeared, hat in hand, and made a very little war speech. While these things wore going on a pret ty young. lady, expensively and tastily dresses, proMenading the streets, was put tb the inconvenience of having. to pass round the right wing,.of the battalion. which blocked up two streets. As she • •opt' along she thrnad up_ her platy nose( as is their custom) at a manly, sol dierly appearing corporal in Company D. "The corporal promptly stepped out ranks, caused three soldiers to do the same, and invited the young lady to pass through the interval. She accepted the invitation ; but in passing through the lines gave the corporal a "withering glance," as Reynolds would Wave it, and said to him, 'you- had better all of you go home.' Oh no' answered the corpo ral, 'we like your country, your climate your people: Our people, the young lady exclaimed, sucking in a good sup ply of breath, 'are, you not ashamed to drive 'our poor men from their homes and their families ?' But we don't want to drive them away,'said the corporal, 'if they will only have any sense—we don't want - their niggers—don't want to free them—have too many niggers North now we want is-to keep together the old government, and taykeep up the old flag, l and that we are going to do." cmcnit.kt, TERRY AND THE REBEL COLO- NEL OLNISTI4A Major Gardiner, of the Seventh Conn e!..tirmt regiment, now at home on leave, tells a characteristic story of .General Terry, the late colonel of his regiment. After Fort Pulaski had been placed in General Terry's charge, and as it, re, bel commander, Cchoncl Olmstead, was about to be sent North as a prisoner of war, General Terry, appreciating the em barrassments to which he might be sub jected, turd him that as it was not proba ble that he was supplied with current money, and as confeduate money was vaidless except as a curiosity, he desired that he would accept of a sum that might tree him from temporary inconvenience, and presented him with fifty dollars in good money. The offer was greatfully accepted, of course, with suitable ac knowledgements of the generosity which prompted it. How strikingly the act contrasts with the development of rebel ruffianism toward Union-men, as shown in Senator Wade's report. "MILITARY NECESSITY A knot of Newspaper correspondents in the Department of the Rappahannock , lately took formal possession of certain re-! bel premises, and adopted the following' declatory resolution ; "Resolved, That the house belonged to the federal government, by rea son of its owner's secession and abandon ment, and not to the officers who occupied it. That we were equally children of Uncle SIM, and that inasmuch as Uncle Sam has repudiated pritnbgeniture from his first start out in life all his chil dren were entitled to share alike at pres ent and in prospective, and that the house was ours to use as, much as the officers. That we, therefore, should take possession of any unoccupied portion of it. That the dining room was unoccupied for the Light, and that there wo should take up our lodgings. " 2. • Resolved, Of all the appliances of comfort that we could find,unappropri ated, ditto. That we should take some wood, enough to keep a roaring fire all night, to warm our feet by. "3 Resolved, Of everything to eat, ditto; provided that we could get cook's, consent, acknowledging valid authority over the matter in him, derive . from his skill and labor in making it eatable. " 4., Resolved, That we do all these things, as a military necessity, and in strict conformity to, and most devoted regard for the constitution of the doers. The aecount adds: . . "-These resolutions being carried with out a dissenting ynice in the whole as semblage, we made tracks for the cook's quarters." A crowd assembled, round a map "who announced that' on the pay meat of a penny from each person, he would show them a cherrpoolorcd cat which he %-had in a bag. The money was soon collected, and the man, ordering the crowd tojall back so as to give room for the,exhibi• tion, opened his bag when out jumped a large- , black eat. Off bolted the—man,; shouting as he - went, - "There aro black ah'erries as well as red I" AN. Irishman in a time of revival, j oined the church, but was found sinning grievously not long afterwards. "Did'ni you join the -Methodists ?" inquired ously disposed person: '.'Pais and I did; I jined for six months, and behaved so well, that they left me off with three 1" Curative Effects of Grapes Dr n, -of-- -141entz r _has--.-published an interesting account of the curative eff eats of grapes, in various disorders of the body.. They act, firstly, by introducing large quantities of fluids into the system, which, passing through the blood, carry by perspiration and other execrations, the effete and injurious materials of the body ; secondly as a vegetable nutritive agent, through the albumeroid of nitro. genoua and respiratory substance, which the,.grape contains ; thirdly, as a medi cine,.at the same time soothing, laxative, alterative and defarative ; fourthly, by the alkalies, which diminish the plastici ty of the blood, and render all more flu id ; fifthly, by the various mineral ele ments, such as sulphates, chlorides, phos phates, &c., which are an analogous and valuable substitute for mak)? mineral waters. Employed rationally and methodically, aided by suitable diet and regimen, the grape produces most important changes in the system, in favoring organic trans mutations, in contributing healthy mate rials to the repair and reconstruction of the various tissues, and in determining the removal of vitiated matters which have become useless and injurious to the system Directed by a skillful physi cian, this valuable agent can be made to produce the most varied effects on the constitution. It also possesses the advan tage of being.acceptable to most invalids The treatment lasts from three to six weeks. The quanity of grapes that may be consumed varies from one ..to four pounds a day, conimencin , with small urradLlly-inercased.. The skins and seeds must not be swal lowed. A SHARP ANSWER.—There was a physician in the neighborhood of Frank lin, Mass., where Dr. Emmons preached for seventy-one years, who was corrupting the minds of men by his Pantheism: The physician being called to a sick family in the Franklin parish, met the Franklin. tninistiir at the house of affliction. It was no place for a dispute: It was not a place for an unbecoming familiarity with the minister. It was no place for a phy sician to inquire into the age pf the min ister, especially with any intent of en tangling him in a debate, and, above all, where the querist was too visionary for any logical discussion But the abrupt question of the pantheist was: " Mr. Emmons, how old are you?" " Sixty, sir; and how old are you ?" came the quick reply. .. •As 014 PS the creation, sir, was i the triumphant re-ponse. '.Then you are of the s..inie age with Adam and Eve ?"