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11. S. GOVERNMENT
PrORIIIORL—ABRAIIMII LINCOLN.
Vice
Secretary of State—WM. 11. Sittysitto.
Secretary of I tllerlOt—CALElt
Socrotory of Treasury—Su-mom P. quint.
Socrotary of War—SIMON CAMERON.
SocreLAry of Navy.—GIDRON WELLER.
Post Master Cionoral-:-Illoturtiostmly BLAIR.
Attorney GeneraI—EDWARDBAiRS.
OhlofJustice of tho "United States—R. B. TARRY,
STATE 'GOVERNMENT
nvotnor—ANDßEW G. CURTIN.
Socrutorr of Stato—Eti SLIPF:R.
Surroyo . r. .
Auditor Gotioretl-7Tnos. L. Coaimkri
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Treasurer-116m* D. Moms.
Judges of the Supreme Court—E. Lewis, J. M• Anu
wegosa.:WAL,L9muz 0. W. WOODWARD. JOHN M. MAD
COUNTY OFFICERS
President Judge—lion. James It. Graham.
Associate Judges—ll On. Michael Cocklin, Samuel
Wherry.
District Attorney—J. W. D. Glllelen.
Prothonotary—Benjamin Duke. '
noeordcr kiL—John Floyd.
Registor—h. A. Brady.
!Ugh Sheriff—ltobt. McCartney; Deputy, S. Keepers
County Tronsuror—Alfrad L. Sponslor.
Coroner—John A. Dunlap.
County Cominissioners—Nathaniel 11. Echols, Samoa
IL. Waggoner, Geo • Miller. Clerk - to Commissioners,
James Armstrong.
Directors of the Poor—Jno. Trimble, Abraham Bos
ler, John Mills-. Superintendent of Poor lions
llenry'Snydor.
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BOROUGEJ OFFICERS
Chief Durgess—John
Assistant Burgess—Adam Senseman.
Town Council—John Dutthell, Wm. N. Dale, J. It.
Irvine, liakan Carney, John Halbert, J. Parker, Fred
erick Dinkle, Samuel Ensminger.
Clerk to 'Council:L.3as. U. Masonheimer.
Higfl Coustables--Goo, Doody, Joseph Stuart. Ward
Constables—Jacob Eretii-Andrevr Martin.
Justicesof the Peace—A. 1.. Spender, David Smith
MP:had Dehult
CHURCHES.
Firet Praabyttrlan Cbareh. „Northwest angle !If Ceo
tro Square. Rev. Conway P. , 'Wing Paitor.—Services
every Sunday Morning at 11 o'clock,A. DI., and 7 o'clock
I'. M
Second Presbyterian Church, corner of South Efanover
and Pomfret streets.. Rev. Mr. Hels, Pastor, Services
commence at 11 o'clock, A. M., and 7 o'clock P. M..
St. John's Church, (Prot. Episcopal) northeast angle of
Centre Square. Rev. Francis J.Clerc, Rector. Services
at 11 o'clock A. M., anti 3 o'clock, P. M.
English Lutheran Church, Bedford between Main
antl Lenthefireets. Rev. Jacob Fry, Pastor. -Services
at .11,4166 rhr,,. and 6% ,o'clock-P. M.
GoiMmel efernied Church, Louther, between Han
over and Pitt streets. Rev. A. 11...,Kremer, Pastor.—
Services at 11 o'clock A. - 51, and 6 o'clock P. M •
1 Nlotbod let E. Church, (first charge) corner of Main and
Pitt Streets. Rev. Goo. D. Chenowith, Pastor. Serrlcusat
11 o'clock A. M. and 7 o'clock P. M
Methodist E. Church (second charge.) Rey. Alex. D
Gibson Pastor. Services in Emory M. E. Church at 11
o'clock A. M. and 3% P 'M.
St. Patrick's Catholle.Church, Pomfret hear, East at.
Rev. James Kelley, Pastor. Services every other
Sabbath at 10 o'clock; Vospea at 3. - • -
Gorman Lutheran Church cornar of Pomfret and
Bedford streets. Rev. G, A. Brenta Pastor: Services at
11 o'clOck, A. M., and 6% o'clock, P:151.-
kV-When changes in the above are necessary the
proper pereons are requested to notify us:
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DICKINSON COLLEGE
Rev. IT. M. Johnson, D. D., President and Professor o.
Moral Science.
James W Marshall. A. IL, Professor of Latin Lan
guages and Literature.
Rev. Win. L. Boswell, A. M., Professor of gloat!. Lau.
gua,to and Llteratuie.
William C. Wilson, A , . M., Pnifessor of Natural Science
and Curator of the Museum.
Samuel D. Hillman, A. M., Professor of Mathematics.
A. F. Mullin, A. X, Principal of the Grammar
School.
John, B. Storm, Assistant is the Grammar School
BOARD OF. sc'nooL DIRECTORS.}
Andrew Blair, President, -11. Saxton, P: Quigicy, E
—Gornivan•-0.-P.-ILuiriecichil; • amilton,,Secretary,Jason
W. Eby, Treasurer, John Bphar, Messenger. ?dent on
the Ist Monday of each Month at 8 o'clock A. M. at Ed
ucation llail.
CORPORATIONS
CADLIBLE DEPOSIT DANE.—Preedent, R. M. Henderson,
Cashier, W. M. !Seldom; Asst. Cashier, J. P. Hasler;
Teller ' Jas. Roney,; Clerk, C. ll.Pfahler;. Messenger,
John Underwood; Directors R. M. Henderson, John
'Lug, Samuel Wherry, J. D;Gorgas, Skileti Woodburn,
R. U. Woodward, Col.. Henry Logan, Hugh Stuart, and
James Anderson.
ComesniAND - Vitt'stßain - Roan-Comrsats. , -.Proisident,
FroderiCk Watts: Secretary. and Treasurer,. Edward M.
Biddle; "Superintendent, U.N.. Lull. Passenger trains
twice a day. Eaitivard leaiing Carlisle at'lo.l.o o'clock
A. M. and 2.44 o'qlook: P:411. .Two trains every (lay
Westward, leaving-Carlisle at 9.27 o'clock and
3.30 P. M.
CARLISLE OAS AND WATERCOMPANY.—PITSIdOTIL, Lein.
uol Todd; Treasurer; A. L:%Spenslor; Superintendent,
George Wise; Dlrectori, F. -Watts,' Wm. M. Beetem,
E. M. Diddle, Llenty Saxton it. C. Woodward, John B.
Bretton, P. Gardner; and Jo)* Campbell. -. -
CUMBERLAND VALLEY ',llAits..-.-Proldent, John - Ster
rett ; Cashier; H. A, Sturgeon; Teller, Jos. C. Hoffer.—
Directors,.John S. Sterrett, Wm.-Her, Melchoir Drone.
man, Richard Woods. John a; Dunlap, liobt. 0 . ; Sterrett,
H. A. Sturgeon, and Captain John Dunlap.
SOOIETIES
Cumbrrhs , .f. Star I,odge No. 107, A. Y: M. moots at
Marlon 'hall _On thh 2nd aid 4th Tuesdaye of ovary
lit. Johns Lodge No 200 A. Y. M. bleats Thurs
day of each reonthiut Marlon Hall; --
Lodge No 01 I. O. of 0: F. Wets . Monday
svoning, it Trouts building.
FIRE COMPANIES.. . •
,
The Union Fire Company was organized
14. - ;Cornmaro, Vice 'PS061(161:4; 'Samuel.
Wetzel ; ,Becietazy,3..ll.llampton ; Treasurer, P. Mon
September.
Company meets the - first Saturday in Marsh, June,
September, and December.'
The cintaborlaud PiroComPany was instituted rebrit.
cry 1809. President,. nob. Thom son •, hecretary; -
Philip; Qutgqley Triamirer, D.'Quigley The company
moots, nu the
~third. Saturday of, January, APril, July;
and Okitobel." •
The 0 etid_Wililleatipme•Aany was inatituted in March;
13 8 5 , PX9zident, 'Vice .Pritildintid.'-P.,.
nay 'eh' • aticreteri,' William.. D. , Halbert ;- Tritiauler.
lesetilt W. ' The' 'company , mesta the ascend
Thniadzy of JanuarY; uly, an 4 Min her, .
%The . B,)rlpire ttoolt 4(41 Ladder Company Wee triatifut.
059.: Prosittlint: PcirteitArice-President;
'J So Amen -Ttseistuter,-John
John W. Paris. The "companyineets; tin, the' tirpt.,VO•
day January, April. July and' o,etbher..
Room-, ento AM, _
.Rezuler monftpr,rneetkeg-,Tbirit t;tieedey, Evening .
Yeager trumOrg—Sunday Afternoon of 4 MM.:tali: :
' Rending eno. 4416Mr.3',-..A4mlii4our- free, open
ovary ;evening (Sundays otepptn4) from 0 to 10' o'clock.
Stroteetn:ospealilly weleontea, : • a , a • •
'„ TL,A,1'..E04-OE-I,oBT•Afig,' •
Pottiie'nn'ellietteriol'Onitt4ieltouneo itigb,t or, F r i: ,
.-.der; 3potits, pen tod,, except 'to Califeinaji or OreAon,
wblet; letToori l / 4 . p re o'imr. a ,
RePt4ll.4fiti kke:‘ , ,lteuntld tr--tettb . %tk.ttio • POutity, free .
W {thin the litat4o'.catitii dat.;." , wityrirtOf
'.; United liteite42,otente:,;..: , Vet toge °On trawl ontrpopert
undert 3, ouneee eent:prOineld'.'oe two cents.
"
Atteettinaletterdi to bonkint,Om; wtttt'tbqOsf
ERIE
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Zustness EarDs:
LJ. W.. FOULK, Attorney at Lain
. omca with J. R. Smith, Sol., in Glass' tow, in
roar et Fret Presbyterian Chureh.• All Business .en.
trusted to him will bo promptly attended to.
May U, 'oo.—ly.'
A, J tIARD.—Da. NO. 11. SMITH, re
splictfully announces to his. old fat nds end
former patrons; .that he hail returned from' his south
western tour, withjtle
health-greatly, lmmoved, and
hos resumed his praeiteeCarltslo, '
OF. TOE on 'Alain iitrou't,Ocia door we n t of the rinnrodd
Depot, whore he ran be found at all hotirs, , day and
Bight, when not out•professiOnally: •
Oct. 20, lAtilktf,
X. BENDER, M. D.
J•
(HOHCOOPATHIST)
PHYSICIAN, SURGEON & ACCOUCHER.
Office on South Hanover Stied., forrnerly ore4leil
by Dr. Smith.
R. S. 13. IClEFFEltOtrioeit). North
_l„_fllmmves _street tiirr. dooreLfrom_Arnoidirte,_
tore. Office holm, moreparticularly from 7 to 0 o'clock
A. M. end from 6 to 7 o'clock, I'. N.
GEORGE S. SEA
RIGHT, DENTIST, from the
timer° Collogecof Dental Surgery.
Ca-Offlee at the residence of his mother, East Louthm
street, three doors below Bedford.
March 19, 1866—tf.
DR. J. C. NEFF respect
; fully informs tho ladies died gentlemen
of Carlisle. and vicinity. that he has re
sumed tlio practice of Dentistry, and Is prepared to poi
form all operations on the tooth and gums, belonging
to his profession. Ho will insert full sets of teeth on
gold or silver, with single gum teeth, or blocks, as they
may prefer. Terms moderate. to suit the times.
DR. I. C.LOOMI SRR. —
South Hanover' street, " i ltriltrir
next door to the Poet
Office. Aug 1, '59.
aEO. W. NEIDICH, D. D. S.--
L'ltO Demonstrator of (Jpei at tvelDeutistry totho
C31401,4,_ Baltimore Colloge of
Dental Surgery.
Ofticeat his rseicietioe,
oprosito Marion Dail, West Main street, Darnel°, Dona
- Nov. 11,1857.
/S. W. HAVERSTICK, Druggist,
North Hanover Street, Carlisle.
' a- Physician's proscriptions carefully compounded
A full supply of fresh drugs and chemicals.
WM. BIDDLE, Attorney at Law.
pftlee, South Hanover Street with A. El
Sharpe Esq. ~ , Nov. 10,1(350.
REMOVAL.
4. L. SPONSLER,
floe famoved his Wilco to hls Now Rouse, opposite
Glass' Hotel. [March 28,1460—tf,
REM OVA L.—Th e Hat and Cap store
heretofore known as " KELLERS," boa boon re
moved directly opposite the old stand. two doors from
Arnold's clothing store. The business will be conduUt•
ed as heretofore, and all the goods, both home made and
city manufacture, warranted to gh , e Satisfartion as re
commended. A full patronage is respectfully solicited
ag wry effort will be made to keep the assortment of
men and boys hats and cape complete, with prices to
suit the times. -KELLER. .
pa... Spring styles of silk hats now ready.
March 15,1801.
.
tAW CARD:-CEIA.4I)ES E. MA-
I Attorney at - taw, office In In
hairs bultcling,j list opposite the Market
Carlisle, March 14, '6O-Iy. _
JOIN HAYS, ATTORNEY AT LAW.—
.01illerrseti-11.1ala Etsost,opiaealta .tAlarlau
Carlisle, Pa. [Oct. 28, '59-ly.
11 -
. AVir OFFICE.-LEMUEL TODD
has resumed the practice of the Law. Office In
Centre Square, west side, near the First Presbyterian
Church.
Apr 1184057..
fl P. HU:VIRICH, Attorney at Law.
N.J.-0i!leo op Norta,llanoyer etreot, u, few doors
south of Wass' Hotel. .411, entrusted to him*
will be promptly attended to.- [April lb.
•LAW NOME. REMOVA L . -W,
M. PENItISBI: has removed Ills office In rear a
the oourt House; whore he will promptly at to all
business entrusted to him.
August 19, 1857. ' •
H. N Sll A 111 • -
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
Office with Win 11. Miller, Esq., South Hanover Street,
oppnille thu Volunteer ()Mee.
Carlisle, Sep. 8, 1859.
W. C. RHEEM
ATTORNEY AT LAW AND GENERAL AGENT
--Minneapolis, Minnesota.
1171:1t give special attention to collections through
TV out the State, make investments, buy and sell
steal-Estate and securities. - Negotiate limns, pay taxer,
locate laud warranis, liefeb to the members o
the Cumberland County Dar, and to all prominent etti•
sena of Carlisle, Pa. Aug4'6B-Iy.
ge" FARE REDUCE,
STATES UNION
600 & 008 Market St.,
PtIILADELPAIA
JAMES W. POWER, Proprietor
. IP.Eams::—,9l 25 pay day. jii3o'sB
U NITED STATES HOTEL-
S. E. .Cor. 11M Alarkei
PIIILAi)aPIIIA
H. W.
,Jan. 4,1860
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MERCHANT TAILOR.
'WEST MAIN STREET,
posite _the Rail Road. Office.
' r 'Fall ancl. Winter .Lyles of Cloths,
Cissimeree dnd Vestingynadd to onto'.
Ctirltele, M y 1,1860. .
D. ti.'.7Alf NEN A. J. M. MINS. d O. A.
BENJ. 5..1 NNEY, JR. & CO.
WHOLESALE GROCERS,
AND
PROD.UCE'CONI mrssro - N — NtkOrrANV,s.;7 -
-- Ai .- 0 - 57131ifirAat.Stre0Ai -
PIM,ADE!.PI,IIA. -
ALFRED - 11
• UNITED- STATES A 1,16 EUR.OPEAR'' ,
. •
' • PATENT PFFICE,
.:r Street,.
N. - 13,onntitinicatitin prttaptly attended to.
Sept.' 27,','..0.1y.‘• - '• • ••.• •
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11.` S' R U-14 PI"
„MONNAIE, -
POCKET BOON: AND -SATC
. • EAWUFACTTRER.
0.47 SIXTII STREET
I'V below Arch, PhDs.? fortnurly 118 North 4th St. '
Porte hionrialaa, Cigar - Caaaa, Packet Dotika, •
Pnrt Yaps, • • Cabati, Satehela, •
Drawling Cogs, • Dloticy Baits) • Work
`Bankers' Own. P.orscsi • • Bittlemo a: °•
r. 'AvgoLusALE
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r pm? d c xini telow.tho , !!Contilieota) otqll and ndao r -
oppaelte "Wrardlioutie", P Iladelarde, ;E ,
;.Alarge neritnient` of Dresalne Rd e contititnily"on•
Nandi Particular attention kifolitsl' rdtrod
•perfaot . •
~, , t w bolqs,alittado
riliget i Ql7kPiiiiuilottiotic tient bo " application , ' by
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1=31311
SELECT RD PO,ETEY•
yrom the London Illustrated Wows
140 SOULS OF TIIE CHILDREN.
ig Who bids for the littlo children—
Body nod soul and brain?
Who bidator the little children—
Young and without stain!
Will no ono bid ?" said Hngland,
For their Souls so pure and. white,
And fit torah goOd or evil
The world on her pagomny write?"
" We bid," said Pest and Famine,
" We bid for life ebd limb;
Sever and pain and squalor
Their bright young eynishall dim;
'When the children grow too many,
We'llmurse thorn as our own,
,And Iticinthein 4n secret places
Whore noon may hear them moan."
said Baggily, howling, ,
- " I'll buy them; one and
I'll tench thorn a,tlpusand lemma—
To Iln; lc skulk, to crawl;
They shall sleep In my lair, like reanetsi
They Aid' rot In the fair sunshine;
And if they servo my purpose,
I hope they'll answer thine."
"And I'll bid higher and higher," ,
Said Clinic with wolf's it grin,
"Fur I love to lead the e6drou
Through the pleasant paths of sin ;
They shall swarm in the streets to pilfer,
They shall plague the broad highway,
-- Till they grow too old for pity,
And ripe for the law to s;.ty.
Prison and goal and gallows
Aro many In the land,
'Twornibily not to use there,
So proudly as they stand.
GiVi ME the little children,
I'll tako . tbbm nathey'ra born ;
And I'll feed their evil passions
With misery and score.
"Grin rat the little Children
Ye good, yo rich,j,o NY ISO,
And let the reeking world spin round,
While ye shut your Idle eyes;
And your Judges shall have word,
And your lawyers wag the tongue;
And the goalers and policemen
Shall be fathers to the young.
"1 and the Law, for pastime,
Shall struggle day and night;
And the Law shall gain, but - I shall win,
Aqwe'll still renew the fight;
•
AM! ever and aye we'll wrestle,
Till Law grows sick and sad,
And kill; In Its desperation,
The Incorrigiblo
1, and tho Law, and 'intake,
Shall thwart each other still;
And hearts shall break to see it,
And Innocent blood shall spill:
Su leavu—oh, leave the childron
To Ignorance and Woo—
AO VII ciSinelu and teach them
Thu way that they should go!'
Oh, shame!" said true Religlon,
Oh, shame, that this should bel
I'll take the little children,
I'll take there all to me.
I'll raise them 'I.IR with klodninet .
From the mire in which they've trod; .
I'll tuachlliem words of blessing, ,
I'll lead them up to God."
"You're NOT the true Religion,"
said a duet, with flashing oyes;
"111.4: thou," said another, scowling—
'• Thou'rt heresy cud
You titian not Imo Iluochlldren,"-
BAtdn third;
with - shotit'an'a . yell;
" You're Afiticluist and bigot— •
You'd,train theta up Cro Kell.".
And England, sorely puzzled
To see such battle strong,
Exclaimed with voice of pity—
" Oh, friends! you do me wrung
Ohl cease your bitter'orangllng,
For till you all agree
I fear thepttleOhildren
Will plague both you and me."
But all refused to listen.
Quotb they--'• We bide our time;"
And the bidders seized the children
Beggary, Filth and Crime.
And the priSons teemed with victims,
Ahd the gallows rocked en high;
And the thick abomination '
Spread reeking to the pky.
LOST IN A FOOT
It was the last day in November, in the year
ono thousand eight hundred nod twenty-some
thing, and about the hour of boon, when the
great and glorious—WO might on this occasion
say, vain glorjoua—Eliv of London was hidden
min mom 111 eyes -- by - one - -OVtliostkletimitrow
fogs.,thut oftentimes convert it into. eV - thing
but a-Paradise. So smidmly had the abseil
rity some on, that many, ha unlucky wight
runwittingly strayed out. of the right path, not
morally, bo it undorstJoci; but literally, 'being
Misled by the impossibility , of -distinguishing
one street front another le those localities
where all the residences were pdyat_e_hooses.
- - Among those misguided wayfarers wis..a
eeitain pretty widow, 'named Cowley, who
had - been lured from her "apartments," in
Great Comm - street, by a faint glimmering of
the sun, which an hour before, had given some
hope of 'at Masi ti — c - Ontinuatice of daylight for
a sufficient space of time to enable her to make
a few purchases, with a view to the enhance
Meet of her personal -attractions at a party .
that was to come,od on the following-iivening.
It was on her way back front Oxford iliFeef
that the darkness began to gather round her
like theshades of night, oausing.her.to quick'-
en her pace, and make,sundry,wiie reflections
on the folly of having suffered herself to' be
' tempted, by the promptinga of vanity,-ttizitertr
-ture-abroad. on smell' an :tibspiciotts
on the footway, antl , toOk ono or ewe-turns nos
bep-hazartiottill,hoping she was going in the
ight.dire,ction. until, no longer able to -die
tingnieh streets from squares, she became as
-- rtolnpletely lest aim , tholhtbes in the Weed; for
she: watt, now .In those- aristocratic. ; regions
where there. wasmot t u single, shop -in- which
she might bave sought aid and connect in this
lier'ligaiglited 'condition: - ; •: ' ••
• Milfidt in the world am to do?" said Mrs.
Cittnley to herielf.t•Ltsheldnever - tind tny'W,lty
t htimo;. and, us to gettinginto a cab, even - if I
could, meet 'with one, which is not very
ly, I shOuld afraid Myself, • It
seethe to.be getting-ihiolter , tinitthielter.A shall
not be ableto see an ineh.before me present
ly- Wham myery_tttifertunettithingt o"be Sure."
- Mrs. Onntley. coward,
of
did site
want for presorioe of Mind In any. of the 'orrlL,
nary' difficalty 'of life. title was a dilem
realm!: which alio w - tio"torilliunprepared,.ond
it throwber.into:nn,roWootel..ettito ,of.
.per
.plexity, .eSpeitial jag to i o n ;1
utes, ciak being'' lied pease& by, to
Whom shiMight have'applied for Information
atittihir ,. cyliireaboUte.•.;,At. length' ahrillitint
idea 'flashed upon her mi d. ' ' ,
!•Itotin.domo very gr et harm," eke' Viol,
"to knack 'at door,
,en ask. - hat iifieet.
one . be vil
hilt;P-."71'77-7,„--;
And acting carte impulsb • of the, reorient;
'elm; with:tiotne
itooi ,. erit.bouse',...for' even' t ho‘debitr.tilitf`Win.
doles h ad becotne havinit _! die
f-covoi.t4thet*tiocke.rii-AlO-itWv,APt
00ritiii0,1"atj14.40.•thnt tlemands. insiant ad- -
Hrtitssioa, modestwhich ''seettied to
WOR TEM
,-„C:AItITSLE, - PA.,.=:-.yIifPAI:..U.N
say, "I shall foul. tnuelt , oblwit y.uAybuid - 7,
open the doiir at-your eatlieStlsMiven
It was, therefore, some miutitel.befmm. • the
appeal was . answeredl but at „Idngth . :n Man-.
semi - ant prOsentad drid iptietied his eyes
so their. utmoataritent'dt - Seeirig kivell- dressed"
lady mit* and Mi-foot in suely.b4-iliatither„
am sorry, to trouble ypu'.P,. lkirs.,C.,
"but will you . inive the iciminead
what-street this hi, for I bairn lost MY wit.ir is
oonSeeittenee - of-thn'fog?" - -
"It is no.street at all,
.f3Ol the
man, who, seemed much, disposso,tojaugh.
"This Is Torrington Square,"
"Torrington Square ! /3143 . b3 Me; - then
'
have come a.grent deal tem ,Mr -nud:Tnow_
don't kuow which, way I - roust-I.imn to. jet to
Great: Comm
She had stepped uponlbo thieshold.Of the and Tot : .Thrb timodpv,otgid .tO the former had
door, and *asenabled' to obegee,..;bY the aid-, indeed been Prolonged:tot an' unusual length.
Oda 'gas lamp that Shed itts: - .ls.till'ititit and-the - auti . .WlM ; again visible in the fern' of
through the halli.that the-bouee,. alto had so; I aorimson :Mrs. 'Cumley Arose to de
unceremonimiely,inyeded witso mean or
.1 part, and as she was putting on.her groves,
der.
_Ther_o_wasrn_nir sit - linsnees andireneatettlier_giatefulackneniedgements_nf thi:L
elegance' about it that denoted We - siltlf and lax:- polite attention she lied met with in her diffi-,
ury. The stairs were richlyearpefed i mnd culty...
there was a good fire (in a -stmsm,opposite the "Will 'yott..aHow niy servant to• det you a
doorway in the hall ,that diflOseo ; glowing cab?" said Mr. Hazlett.
w'attath ani brightness' ort all.'within, which pi,,, no, I thank.'you.. Tire distance is so
Was the more striking from 'its 'contraWto short., I oan walk home very well. • Good
the cold and gloom without. . - morning, sir, I assort.' yen I shall never for-
The man was doing his best to put bee in get. your extreme kindness. Good bye."• •
the right way for the locality - Etre lititfinimed„ There wag something in the Sound_ r as.."good
when a door on one side of, the. hall watisnd• bye" that fell unpleasantly on the ear Of Mr.
denly opened. and-o'gentleinan'-with- umews- Hazlett He was unwilling to bid 'a final adieu
paper in his hand made his appearance; • to so Charming a person, and With a reckless
"What. ita it James?" . disregard of probable' 'consequences, ho said.
"A lady, sir,
,has lost her Way.---
in-the fog, boldly, then and there
and wants to be "Will' you permit me to have the 'honor of
"Dear me, that's awkward,'c.•he„said, ad- calling to inquire how you get home?"
wincing a step or two, perhaps to ascertain To which she replied—
what the lady was like, rind - es - the light shone "Oh, you - are - e - very_good.". _A_slabious en
rol upon her face, lie made another move in sorer, that might be interpreted without any
advance, and said;-.. , "yotrhad-firettcr-vralit-In,; . grearsteetch - of imagination. • "Yes you may
madam, and wait till his a little el
I am-very much obliged ,- fo you, siti; As - Seeti:as - eke Wesgone .. W.:flazlett, sat
shall be really very glad if yow.witl allow me down to finial 'reading the newspaper, &Lit, ho
to sit down here for a little while. I dare say did not find it nearly so enlivening as the
it will be lighter presently." And she was' •widow's cheerful talk; and, in fact, he had
going-metlestly - t m take a-seat-trf thelmi t4 - r' tat' 'did - during there:
but he waved his hand politelyitaward the a- mainder of that eventful day.
partment from which he bad juittemerged, on The question put by his lively, entertaining
which she curtsied with graceful ease and guest—" Then why. met 'make a change?" re
walked in. ' •• muted more than once to his mind; and each
As the gentleman was following,7Bll6 heard
the servant say something to him -in a low
tone, wherein the word lunolieon was distinct=
ly audible, and hor quick ear caught the re
ply— _
"Oh, yes—yes. Bring it up all the same;
for two, of course." .
It was a largo, well furnished dining room,
and the widow had no sooner cast. her eyes
around it, than she conic io the.- conclusion
that its owner was a bachelor. She did not
exactly know why she .thought So, but was
90 convinced of such being the fact, that she
would not have hesitated to -beta a pair of
gloves upon in
Mr. Hazlett was in truth a single man
somewhat past the meridian- of-life, but good
looking still, with courteous, gentle - Man like
manners, and to judge from the . . appearance
of his surroundings, ia -easy-eirentristances---
, am sure," he saitl.,-as he placed a chair
near the fire fpf - firs inyoluntitry guest, " I
ought to feel mffoll indebted to This fog, since
it has procured me so unexpected a pleas
ure."
The lady acknowledged, the ,compliment in
proper terms, accompanied by i.aOrt'y. • quip
laugh, that sounded veryunteblis'if she could
have said the pleasiire - was 'MOH on one side ;
and while these civilities were - in course of ex•
,change, the luncheon-tray wasltrought-imla
den with cold-chiaken.- ham; yelo, patties, and
other savory viands, togellter-with'A decanter
of sherry and some bottled
Cuinsly. bX+,4.atk,to.fit.*hltoelf-,:noite :at
imMe. SheArevi. chair teWlie' tgble and
took-off her gloves, therebY'lkdaying: a pair.
of delicately white and .well•shaped hands.=
She was certainly a very pretty woman,
with
sparkling black eyes, white teeth, and good
complexion. Her age might he thirty-five
or thereahoutS ; it is unnecessary .to be par •
fielder on that point, thirty,five wouldibe near
enough to the mark, even for it census-paper.
A tete-a-tete luncheon is often •a pleasant
thing.
* *
"It's a rum go up stairs," said, James, to
tbe•two damsels of the -lower -•regions. -- 00 I
should't wonder If master's caught at last ;
and that's what she's up tO,' it's' my opinion,
for I heard her toll him tibeis-a,vvidder."
"Well I never ! exclaimed tbehousemaid.
"It would be
.droll to get 'a Mishap', in that
way, wouldn't it Jameet"
00 why, it would, rather, my dear; but
there's_ various ways of getting a hushatid,you
know."
And he favored i her with - a sagacious wink,
which caused her to blush like a peony, and
turn-away-haughing: -
The cook, however, who. also : acted - as
housekeeper, was not, inclined to make so
light--of the matter as there younger and more
'thotightless denizens of the household.
"ref. her part:" she said, " she didn't see
_anything to laugh at-, and she wondered - that
a man at Mr. Hazlett's years should let him
self be taken in in such a barefaced manner ;
but it was n true saying' sure enough, that
there's no fool like an,old fool." -
Having thus expressed, her sentiments with
regard to her master, she-continued to inani•
Testifor — dififfpfo - riireffliiir - p - ronendingii - jirtlfe
ditatig-room by sundry- vituperative remarks
on widows in general, as 'a particular and
.distinct species of4lo human rano. ,
'elf, )but, cook, it 'all happened aCciden•
tel," said James: " whatever comes of it."
• 000 h, don;t-tell--me . - accidental, indeed
•-• I'll-be bound she know very, well hodivei
.here, and did di on purpose to get her, foot. in
or elite why couldn't-she as well have knocked
at any other doer; I shouidlike - to knew.--
'But it's just like ehem-widders ; there' aint
-one of them Wit is'aNkts.,---I won't say
In the meanwhile the We a-tele above was
pro_greseing charmingly: Mr: "Hazlett' bad
not-enjoyed his midday refectionjemuck:for
a - -ebnaidertible--tino; andsthis-Was a Mos Vex-
- or a Won linWiiiili
almost - with - horror, or at .least with neFvous
fear, - •frOm the bare thought .of deliberately
Inviting a lady to lunch with him alone; yet
:novrthat Fate had brought this visitation so
.unv,xpectedly. upon him, ,he. did ;,not -feeh i dt
nearly so embarrassing anfaney.WoUld .have
dripiitted; had he knewn'beforti:hand that such
an event was actuallreboUt ' to
_taketPlace:—
'Yet - he - was
,not - an.unsocial` Man by nature,
neither did:he entertain any of there heroical
,notions respecting the arts and, Wiles
,pf .the
fair, sex that are so " often 'cultivated' in the
- Minds of middle-aged bachelOrtt like - poisoned
:weeds. choking up and . destreying• the liberal
and. kindly sentinfunln that - might lead them to
adopt a happier state of , .
The tw'o • ludividnale.`brOUght :itrithaely
'together seemed to enjoy .'_' th'e' joke amazingly.
It was ao.latighable;l, and-Alm ~ entezement-it
(treated madn TO: I 9O4Pa , Allflfif,lny44 , been
acquainted with .ether
,f9Fotort :years in--
Vend-Of ten reirdttpn: , ll.4: Con c keisatiop ran
into 'various' ohanliels, and
pn'the'sUbjeot ; otinatriniOny, :
!'Yee,; tier single. life „is . , said
Hazlett, f*witilea,man is On-the right.side
Of l'ait‘y;
~laitt'afier_:. t he- , - when'lietakenciodile
firettitfedie"Tintlit that trir wants- ti'-tfonin .
paniorii • Iliz , begin .i to ; feel= Mutat
3'o!
by,,mit'Atalte ,a-itlia,nger said the'
lady, tvltl► , ndfirste th t . s iluito''fisoinnt-
1 - .. l "'Well;:ltitin't!ktiiivvr.z,JLWartts:q3oll3oLeour
age, tO rogspLllll4'A4lE.out.o.-blcV habits,-
3,lciw,.what ago .shonld.
'. This Wes a delicate The.ladidid
ME
' t ' acoher
net , answer ort)ng oione t
belist,"thersforei sliOleducteCabot& ten years
from ighat - ihe .intaglited to 'be the:teal sum
.
total,,And . .replied r 4
Forty
-The ,gentleman smiled pleasantly, he felt
gratiped, and drawing idiriself , up with an air
of self-satisfaction, said,sin a toti'e time. im
plied, . 4 .'4'. hardly amn n
fifty-six,
,cf aonist;SlO eltfireisecl all Gig suriirise-that'
appeared to. te ~qs.peate'd; .and, although she
Was.by Means, aoSignipg perom, it, would,
iterhap_s,',llsl..,gaing tOittlo too tar . t . o ort.i . that
not a thought entered her miind7kejtidintarto
the fain.° libeiti Of 114 old bachelor.
iloiroier,,all things must. comp to an end,
as Nstas•nuw exenitilifled in, the Cases' of lunch
time the mental response Was —“She is quite
right; there is no reason on earth why not."
's, * *
It. was about three months aflar the li.dVen•
lure we have just related, when a handsome
carriage and pair, laden outside with travel
ing trunks; portmanteaus and other emblems
of travelers returning from a journey, drove
up to a door in Torrington square.
A smirking footman instantly mitre out and
let clown the steps of the vehicle, from which
alighted - a good-looking, middle-aged gentle
men who, with a smile and a nod, transferred
his such and.rail..way wrapper to the obsequi
ous lackey, .he assisted a lady in de
scending froth the carriage.
"See io the luggage, James," he said; then
drawing the arm of his,fair companion through
his own. he conducted her through the hall to+
the -dining•rootn, where a blitzing ere, and a -
table laid out for 'a sumptuous repast, be
tokening that their arrival was not unexpect
ed. •
The gentleman looked radiant and happy,
and as, with. beaming eyes, he welcomed his
sitiling bride to her new home, he said, face-
Tionaty— . .
it But after all, dear, yon. - must allow that it
was 1, not you, who was lost that day in the
fog'"
COMMON SENNE.—In the course Of a lecture
delivered by the Rev. it Was . ob •
served that the late Duke of NVellington had
a great respect for=whatito•,callei r centincm,
sense. In'llluStation;:the DOke.esed to tell
the following anecdote :-- , --"When I was fol
lowing a rajah, in india, we came to a great
sandy plain , to,cross which was impossible,
with the enemy's cavalry hovering about us.
The spies said there was a river in front
which I could not cross, as it had no bridges;
and that I must therefore make a detour to
the right Or left. I however, rook the caval
ry, and pushed on to the river, till I was
near enough to take a view of it with a spy
glass, when I saw there were two villages op•
postte each other, on different sides of the
river. I immediatcli said to myself, "People
Nvkold never be fools enough - to build two
tot-ns immediately opposite, on a great riv
er. So I moved on, and sure- enough there
was'a bridge between the towns._ We cross
ed it, and licked the rajah.
Siiknums had always a taste for the art of
duping, and he had begun early in life—soon
after leaving,harrow. He was spending a
few days at Brister,,,andwanted a pair of new
boots, big could not.. afford to pay for them.
Shortly before he left, he called on two boot•
makers, and ordered of each,a pair, promis
ing payment on delivery. He fixed the morn
ing of. his departure for tile tradesmen to send
in their goods. %When tho first. arrived he
tried on the bol.s, and complained, that the
right foot . pinched filial), and ordered Cris
pen to take back', stretch it,' and bring it
again .at nine the next morning. The second
arrived soon after, and this time it was the
boot for the left foot. which pinched. Same
complaint ; same ()O'er given ; each had taken
aWay only the pinching—boot,. and left the
other behind, . :The same afternoon Sheridan
left in, his new
. boots for town, .and'whoti the
tvo shoemakers celled at nine.uext' day, each
with a boot in his hand; we may imagine,tkeir
disgust at finding how neatly — lief 'hid - been'
duped.
HOD9ING A HATTER —An individual pur
chased a hat in a' shop kepi. by a tradesman - .
by the name of Dodgier'. The itrtielo wee
got in the absence of the proprietor, and the
purehaser left , the shop, entirely forgetting
(hy,mistake, ofireerse.) tb_parfor the :afore
- saidviitlye..l..LTlte •tradennan, upon, hearing
the faetelotarted,after him,. in , hot pursuit of
overliallitt-zbitp, the-.
foil ori to:u43,neou rred : • , _
6! Tee 1 ore,
Move on."'
Iltin,Dodgion, the batter."
"That's my ' •
' t! I tell,•;you'l tim:Thicigion, the hntler.t'
"•So em , dodgire the, hatter, too—
and.yory.likely we are . both•cie us , docigia' the
„
same ehap:" - . •
The!econe ended with - artt etriltirig" tableau
in,whieh Mr.-Diddler - lotind Itinatelf ,eonsidey.
ably " : mixed up"'lvith Dedgio.n, the hatter,
CUANOEB OF •ututin JOLLIED IN IYAII,--M/F:
81141,S8x(11/: high authority =ln BUOil things, •
•Wits in, the habit of saying. that to ,kill a mriu
iit Mittlet.the man's tv,eight, in 'lead ,tnuat. bo
expended.- A, French , . medioal m and.surgicai
Gazeitd,_ publialtrd 'at Liana, says 11114 filet'
'cia's verified' at Solferinct,- even' in illo recent
•ircat•itnproi , ernerd in firearms. •,The -Austrh : '
Imo
,iired , 6,400.006 rou,ndit. The lose of the'
French, and patinas *4:B 2 do co killed and
000' r/oniided, •Eneli Man: hit• cost, 700 kounda
and every, manlillod coat 4;200 rounds:, The
meammeight of .tlall,le onp. ounta . ; Iln?p ;we •
a
fintf,. that it on- n .average, .672
imiintlti . :iff lead to-hill'a satin. If / any
_cif our
friends - shouldlet - iiiiiti a milftaii-43ghi;l1M - y,',
slroul&fool great eoutforein,the, faat.t4t, 701
has, may ; ,',lto• Arad, ,at..,thent. , b,eforo ,they
-
A' fiend 'feint" euggeela Ahnti in
ese, d 'of patent e.e.ndleft• anti in nob •veritr
,124_0,eil J if mc tip ji.prp,..f,ine
p I : 9otut tui g ,the,
the conippeition.- '
GERGEsa.
7-, 1861:
EPITAPFIS
.In a certain New England village graveyard
may be,eeen the following novel inscription:
"This atono is-snored-to tbarnonanry of
Moo. DOTtiYTRY SANDET3S9N.
Bho was a virtuous 'Vrlfo; a tolldr:inother,
- • ' faithful trlond,
and ALWATO ATTEND£D runuo woneuxr,"
In the church-yard at Nether Alderly, Eng
land, there is a grave stone over the remains
of. John Ileachel," the village blacksmith, on
7. rtThich are these lines :
" My sledge and Intintner, lie declined,
" ft
My Bellows too Nava lost their wind,
My fire's extinct, my forgo decayad,
•
My. vise la in the dust all laid,
•
• My coal lo spool., my- n gone,
My nails aro drove, my work is done;
_.•
MY 11re-dried ocirpso lice hero at -
My mil, arnoko-liko, scan to he Weld."
The following belongs !o,"Green Etin;
and 'rney„be seen on 'a irbetone in_ &town
near
" Here Iles the body of John Mound—
• Lost at sea and uoyor found."
The following conveys a back handed.com
plimen!.:
" Merin Binwn, wife of Timothy Brown, aged £0 years.
She live d with her said husband £0 years, and died iu
the confident hope of a better life."-
The - next - mnst - birve -been' written - by aon
of the Emerald isle;'
Here En my throo young children dear,
Two at Harlington, and ono here."
An Illinois farmer . having .buried a pair of
favorite horses accidentally killed, placed over
their remains the following classic inscription:
" Peaeo to thith• mance I"
- The following epitaph appeared in the pa.
pers_a hundred and odd years age: on the
ifelaGistillredderiek Louis, eldest son of George
-describes (lie feeling of-the publio-of
that day in regard to the royal family:
"Here Iles Fred,
•
Who woo alive, end is dead,
Had it been his father,
I had much rather,
had it been his brother,
Still better than another,
Had it been his sister,
No one-would have miss,' her.
Had it been tha-whole generation,
Still better for the nation.
. But since 'tis only Fred,
Who was alive and Is dead,
Thorn's no more to be sold."
The following inscription is said to have
been found on a head•board at a' grave in
Sparta diggings, California:
in memory
of
John timlth,
who mot
a wlrelont death on this spot
19 hundred & 40 too—Ho was shot
(7 /
by his own prtill
4,-:' , t was not one-of the now kind
but•a old iitithioned, ono
"brass barrel anti of such is the
Kingdom of Heaven.
We conclude With the following tribute to
departed worth, which is to be seen in an old
graveyard in England:
"Thou west too good to live on earth with mo o .
- And•i not good enough to did with thee." • •
Artemus Ward to : the Southern Con..
federney—Tho Show is,Contlsonitett
You hey perhaps wondered witarebouts I
was for these many dase g9ne and mist. Per
charts you spored I'd goiin.to the Tomb Of the
Cappylets, tho' I don't knew what those M.—
Its , ,a poplar noosepaper.frase, ,
. : ail(r.he silent. that y,e:may,
here,' I've Veen aniong - ziliNsegeslieti earti itt
my daily peek: by my - legitimate perfosbun,
and havn't had no time to week! .my facile
quill for " the Grate Komick paper," if you'll
allow me to Note front your troothul adver
tisement. -
My success was.skaly, and I likewise had
a narrer scapo of my life. If what I've been
threw is "Suthern liosspitlitity," bout which
we've !warn' 66 winch, then I Mel bound to ob
sarve that they made too much oI me. They
were altogether too lavis with their atten
shuns.
I went among the Soseshers with no feel
ing of annermosity. I-went In my, profesher-,
nal capacity. I was actoontecl by one of the
most lollies desires which can swell the hu
man boozum, viz: to give the people 11r , ir
moneys worth, by showin them Sagashua
Beests, and Wax Stntoos which I ventur to
say are onsurparst by any stet oos anywheres.
I will not call that man who sec my stntoos is
humbugs - a liar and a hose -thief, but bring
him be 4 me and I'll wither. him with, ona,of
my_sk orttful frowns_ -
But to proceed with my tail. In my travils
threw the sunny South I' 'leered a heap of
talk about Seseshin and,bust in' up the Union,
but I didn't think it .tnotinied to nuthin'. The
politishunsi in. all the villages was swearin'
that Old, Abe (sometimes called the Prahayrie
Fltfwer) l shouldrft never be noggorated. They
also made fools of theirselves in wink ways.
but its theywns• used to that I didn't let it
worry rue much, and the Stars and Strips
continnered for to wove over my little tent.•
Itloorover, I was a Son" of Malty, end a Mem
tier, of several other Temperance Societies, and
my tvife.slie was a daughter of--Malty,--and--I
sposed theme - faa Witold secoor me the iatloonz
and pertection of all the lust fanterlfes.--
Alas !'I was dispintial: State after-State kos
seabed and itzrowd . hotter and,'hotter for the
undersigned:• - : - Thiagsortmfo ] Jk:olimbinficks
in a small town iu Alab r anty, where I was
pretutorally ordered to haul doWn the Stats
& Stripes. - A•deppyJaShun Of- liAo7fttAext.mett
num-up to the.doorlof my tent ware I:iwas
standin' takin' money (the arternmou
bad commenst, and my Ifelytin organist
was jerkin' his soul-stirrin chimes). f'We
are 'earn, eir,"• said a niillingtary men--in a
eOckt. hat, "upon a hi' and holey:_inishum— r -
The Southern Eagle is sere:tulip thruout this
sunny land—proudly and defiantly soreamin
'l._ . • •
_ _
"Ina's the matter with him,'!:se I,
don't his vittels sit well•on.his stun:mink:l!'
"..Thitt Engle, sir, will aontinner to serene]
all over this brite and treineojus'land I"
"Vail, lot him acteana. It. yotir imOs'aan
lionise himself by sereumin, let him wient
The man annoyed me, for T wii . ‘bizzy mutat]
change. •• 1 • • . • • !
_. . . . . .. „
"We ore emu,. Sir, , upon ' ii_ matter.. Of,
" You're right, Capting. , .lt'e every mait'a
dooty to
.vieit my slic , -
" We air corn ----7,"
"-And that's the rc ire hero!" aez
I, larfin 0110 of my di I. ' I:.'llimq it
he , watited•to pair, 1' n sum: Of' my
pparkiin eppygraw.J.
.• "
4ir,. yotr 'e incltrm no
.pidin questio
n
is; w ilt 3o ' thl' iri'iTle . §tar, ingiol Ban;
'tier :ind !dot the Southern%tine" ' • ''. '— • ' •
, "11arrY •hit3tl'!, : ,Those was: fi[l.li. reply, :v
1 """'"`Toni' was works and 'Meals - la:then tiOn..-
flaunted, nod you ate arre4ted Ou'n.ppi.'!''', l '• ..t
",.. ez I, ••• My fragrant, TOS'eti: of tlidiasiuth:-
l'orn . clime' and •bloomin' alfollilej"iiliat's , thb:
'rice of; whiskey In. thia:towiii'atitl-hcMflr.milS4'"
.cubic feet of that, tiedd9tiLl?;i4.9.FlrY,f 4 A n :. '
- di:Adooally hold?"" ',---',:-
.--.,-;:„..•.,••;4::. ' - 1
',Tfie,Y, inadii'iiir'id „ ply . : le' flat,' bee ,
ilid r iiii
'ortii,figgers was !ooriiiiionte&rit; ImaiMillhoirLit.
Ahat-that-iiyielntarig fiiioyFaln:
lbat•-efiltutrYA, iPilv:hif/II lIIRY,,OA-111,-44*P•5 re-_i
'ply;:bitiiled„l„,iviio arreated On spy ard :Muth :
iti , ia :11,1aitgonmaiy,:ir(itiiilii: - They. was hyilliji•
doe si n od..o4•large•;,inciw&ar . other Sot hero.
,porito,',,llliO.. cornmealet hollerin ~,! Jiang Ihe
1.1)0:10'11endgd aboilitioniot,and-lnif3t,up his In f•
• filiOrOl, - eiblldtlon.'? • ',Vvitiaceased' and tiad ; .to
. .
f 1
. 50 poi 7 E1111i:10a In advanclo - :!
$2OO if not' fix advant‘
a stump, and the crowd- went. for my' tenth';':'"
t lib water : pretl' ‘ titiyilion; *herein "Inatittietlaii - z _'`
and - dmoosement lied boot:t r io niuelklyvoinbitk—l
od, at .16 - cents per :head-;-antl tore', it. ,, :a1141;12....:.' ,
pieces. Meanwhile dirty-faced„ boys. wae,
throwin shins end
.iFnpty hoer bottlee riCti4"
measly brow, and Lakin other improper titter
ties with my puesbti. •• Resistaace was uselmito-i
for a validly of. reasons, , as I-roadily., obsar,.. T;
The sesesh ers• confiscated
'eta ona
y
96181 in them attitins. 'TheY'then'went:to
- 2
my money' box". and benfticitted!all
change
_therein,:contained,., hey.A. bon.
and bust in ,tny cages ; lettin,..all
prose, a small but boldly tlger, amonohe,reet.'
This tiger Ilia atieieentrie silly Of tearin &rigs'
to- pieces, and I.allere spored front girievak
conduck that he'd have no Imaitashum
yin hutnrin.heins in the eatno ,way.
git at them. ExOusenself I was crbell; bit, T Y
larfed boysterrusly when'' saisr• that
sprang: . ,in among the people.' • "Go it 4 toy's
sweet cuss-in,-I-inardlyexolairuedr.-PJ--Fergive.
you for bttin off. my left, thttm with,ell my,.,
heart. Ilip‘'ain.upilke a bully tiger:who:4m,
lard has been 'invaded bfseseah'ets 1"
. „
I can't for', ceibiiii.,that. tki j - tiger ;Oil
ously injured any of them; but as he was
seen, alb w. days, fter esAistant.
a large.and well seleCted.aisortmeni of4seats % I
of trowses inThis mouthy and as be r . .loekt, , ,as
tho he'd bin havin sum vilent
rather guess-he did.,--You.vVill.Plereccifts: : per..,
ceive that they didn'tconfiscate
I was carrid to Moutgomiy. in
'irons and:
placed in durans vial. The-jail was an orn=
ery edifiss, but the table was:liberalli!sui,....:,
plied with Bakiu and .cabbidge.,,;Thiu:was:-
a good variety, for when -I - hankor.,.
after Lakin I could help myself to ,the-,0011 ,
hidge. .
I had nobody to talk to nor notbiwto:tallc :;
- about, however, and I has very 10pe1y„..e1ie...,.
ciall,y, on, tire first day ; so ,when .the.jeler,44lll ..
my lonely sell I put the' feir..strayhairs. ont:c
the back part of my hed (I'm-bald-nowi.but!
there was a -ti me-when-I-wore-Sweet-auttertt-L
-0 nglets) into as disheviled a'state 'its lioittii •
tile, and rollin my eyes like a - richnyylick,:4V:
cride : " Stay, jaler, stay I I am not mad but
,06„ shall be if you don't bring 'Me sinnthin ',
to talk I" He briing me sum noosPapere'
for which I thanks him kindly.
~
At larst I got a intervu with Jefrerson
Davis,,the President of-.the Sotttherd:Con.;,..
thieveracy. He was quite, perlite, and axed. -,
me to sit down and state my case. I did'it,..
when he larfed and sed his gallunt ihenkad
been a little 2 euthoosiestie in" confiscating.
...
my show.
` Yes," sea I, "they conficekted me,too ...-,
muddy. I had sum bosses—Confiscated in:
the same way onst, but the confiseaters sue,
now poundin stun in the States Prison et"
I ni i n napyl us."
".Wall, wall, Mister Ward, you airlit - lib=j4-
1 bety to depart, you air fiendly to the - south,'
1 I know. Even now we. hay many 'frens in -
the North who sympathise with use and 'wen't . '
mingle withAli-i.S-figt'2 2 -- 4' - ---'' 7-- "',.. -
" J. Davis, there's your grate'rnistaik
Many of us was your sincere frens, and - thet l
certain-parties -among us
„was 1 fussin about
you and meddlin with your consarns intlirely
too much. But J. Davis, the minit you fire
a gun at-the piece of dry goods called the" ,
Star Spangled Banner, the North gitd tip ,
and rises en massy, in defence of that - bati-d
ner. Not agin you , Las-- , itidividopals,---not,:
agin tke south even—but to save the flag.- We,.
should indeed be weak lilth 'e ' knees, tinSoiind .. .
ie the heart, milk.white in' the' liVeri - ,.tintll
soft in the hed, - if we - stood,-qatietly. , by-and--1-
saw this4govyment smashed:to,pieces, either::
by a furrin or,..intestine foe. ,The, gentle : ,
-hearted mother-hates 4 ta .- talreJlq.' lll 4 l tOitt, .
child acrosshe'rkkee, I*.she..linoWiCit'is - 7
her dooty to do it: . So we Shall'hate to Whip'
the 'naughty 'south, but we must do it if;yon. ,-
don't make back tracks at onet, and we sheaf
wallop you out of your boots 1 J. Davis„it,;
is my decided opinion that the SOnny South, :
is making, a egrejes mutton lied of ' her:self.!
"Go on, sir, you're cafe 'chuff. Yon !iie '
too small powder for tne•Mser,lthe Presidents
of the Southern Conthieveracy.. - - , ::fir -74 . J.
4 Wait tilll go home and •atar,Vorttlth(.l4
Baldinsville Mounted }ides Cava ty,Lltitt, i ,
C
Captain of.that corpse, I am, and J ',,-- l IDPaviS,,
beware I Jefferson I)., I now le VeVyatt;;*.:_ ..
Farewell, my gay Saler Buy I ' orl4;bye,'
my bold buceanneer I Pirut. of the deep
bind sea, adoo, adoo I"
My tower threw the Southern Conthiever
ac}• on my way home, was thrillin enutf , ,for
yeller covers. It will form the subjeck
my next. Betsy Jane and the progeny : air'
well. Yours, respectively,
In one of the States they passed an , act'
that no dog should go at large without'a
muzzle, and a man was brought up foti
intringing the. / p lum, In defence he ,- ,al.:t
leged that his dog had a muzzle.
that rquoth the justice. qoh,"saiditliede . •
fondant, "the net says nothing 'of Where theq,
intwle should be placed; and as . -"Vtliougliti
the animal would like 'the fresh air,4 put-the.
muzzle on hie tail " '
A,small'boy`at schooksotoeivhat„defielenV
in his upper story, - iiirurttfieiHiantered—hyL___
one of his comrades calling him a foal,:andt
observing how .stelinge it was that his mother.;'
should have but one chat], and that he shonld
lie alctoli:,..when the weak boy tipfeared - to
be inspired, and replied,'"Notykallect strange
as that your mother should have'ten children
and that they all-should be fools.".„
. •
A•country couple L newlyrnariied, etolipett
at a hotel in 'Brighton, Eng:,`rec:etitly; Mt&
the groom called, for some
,wined 'Mien
asked what kind .li,woOld
" we want 'that hind of Wine,'whpro' the cork'
pops out and thelignor,like,noap,-
sLids2' . *"'
"My son, would yeti - eiipposB that tiie•liorire; ,
prlryor oould be engraved in it !apace till litre,
or than.ihe Size of half a dime'r
frith er, if' a half dime is its large in 'every b 64,
dy's oyes as il,' ht-in 'youig. I think.there7wbUldi
be no difficulty' in puttitig - it- , , on 'about .ifcffir
AN ambitious youttOady•teae'talking'-riert:
'loud-about her autheirtriviiibir
erary hie if . stui
With a look olineffable
ed her interlocutor that' she eared 'ier#,lito,•r.
abOut',iiihat: 81:10_ ate' 'cOriiparad
edge. ` '. •
As old, ritirr in EseliiclVn,s'at.lili° l l 4 9;
have his pas' ;ivait-nde
reason. linpo
that'
die ,eb4lligp:!', , "''
it real l ff oy, peFocAoTaps..,
PlOeStr.cOP
to gossip : , - ,GOe'sippieg women Are 80yri91 4 4,..z,
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due kni(e,",_replied the;er,oh43.: •
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o onn Oita • xpaock .anually,
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