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POILTOR. - • •
•
VO'L. L X
ZUSUIP,i;S -Oath
DVOTOILARNISTAONG . ...htis reniov
odpls oMcoh.tl{t,,o@outh woetcornor of I htilover,6
Poutfiutot Aareliex . rini tie coirioultid hohr of tho
; day Or;ulght:-:,Dr.,At.,hent hod thirty „tow:0000.Am.
hi the profeFition, the Itott ton of which hove Soon deon.
PT — ttot to the at uly andlphitticO •of 'Homoeopathic ortit
•
LAN •
. .
fortnerly occupied" by liiiiTather, IS nl. Biddle., Egg ,
and'itore ioecrutly, by thelaw iirdt.bffentose & Bidding
d noyr dissolved. • ‘, • • .;.•)
. •
• •4101,41C.H. A ittorney liaw.
• —Palen Al ' . . Nortil qtnnovnr„ n j.re v! ,•n few doors
• tomtit:1(1111A'. trottA..-- All -buolneos'eutruotottlit
will be prootptlptttontled [April
—!' ' •
W NOTICE. it 1.1 NI O.V
int,reutoTon bi;i'offloo
. the Court. Must...whore llo.wlll prouTtly attend to
buillrictortintrustotrto Itlut." " '
4 Sgutrt 11,tiYbre . ,
•
'OFFIOW-LEMUIL''' ; IOIYD
u/lutil resumed the .petwthe ar the Lew. • Offlreln
Contre.gront,o, west ,elde, near the Wet Pree:byterlln
." .
• •
plt. S. - B. KIBP.FIR•Oftio Noitl;
,Mktwor stiket-ticcr - 65rc -- ruin rnin - Arnold - ei & Son'n
re.,--Mlllec_hoursonoreporticularly from "144'9 o'clock,
A, 31- ontrtront t, to 7 o'clock, P. M. "• •
DR. M. F.RIESE,
Honiceopathic Physician,
OFFICE ItECKNTLY OCCUPIED lil DR. J. K. &MITI!
•Carlisle. April 18, 1859.
To we .Bmeaes: Aeopt my thinks for the many
kindnesseo t hWie received at yotir and in bid.
ding you adieu, allow nte to introduce my summit-,
Dr. It, littlfiiBE. Ydu will find him a gentlenutit of ln•
tegrity and•medleol chill. Yours respectfully, •
D It. E 'CI G
" ;1
liavihti returned to'Carllate. °liars his pref.:Miami
.nervieeo to the citiohno generally.,
• Offlee lu North Pitt street, nearly oppoolta hio farmer
reoldence •
• Terms—Ntodernte. (Carlini°, :Unroll 3i• '(8.
Air. Wit be absent until the lot of April next. - •
pit. GEORG ,S: SEA.
ltlOllT, DENTIST, fr om the Itat.
r I 14
ilium° 'collage .of Den
Surgery. .
ILS..ofllve at the residence of. his mother, East bouthei
streetrthreq doers below Bedford.
March 10,18516—,•tf.
HAVERSTICK, Druggist,
North thanOTet Street, Corltelec
phyeleine's preserl otter. carefully empounded
A-full gupplyof franlr drugs and chemicals". -
A.40-7;0 - 7. 1)11. J... 0. N.r.FP respect,.
folly informs tho ladles and gentlemeu
of Carthdo, and v leinfty.that he futs.re•
Burattd the prmitleu of hind Istry. p and is prep trod to per.
form all operations on the teeth and - . gums, .belonging
to his profession. 110 will Insert full sets of tooth on
—gold or silver, s‘ II h singlo gun. teeth. or blocks, as they
may Prefer. Terms moderato. to suit the limos
' Office In High street; directly opposite the Cumber-
Jand Valley Hank .
. .
• sya; Ds. N. 1011 ho In NowvMe Alto last ton days of
every month. -
Jan. 20, I+M-Iy. '
. .
thu. LC:LOOMIS- :-:. --- "--,"
South Honorer street, "''' IrT ' S• ' '
- text door . to the ,Post - .
•
Oftleo. •
-,
• . .
Qty Will be eleeset from Carlisle the lent to deye
each month. - leug.l, '55.
• GEO. ‘V. NEEDIER, D. P. s.._
' lotte'Denionstralor of noel al lee Dentistry to the
HaManor° College of
"141.11: 11/1 . N . ,;11 D INI T Ife le Surgery. taiis .esidence,
'oprOntte.3liirien. Ilan, oust Male street, Carlisle, Penn . .,
N01..11,1857.
Itee" FARE REDUCED. -532
STATES UNION HOTEL,
' 608 & 608 Market Bt, above sixth,
O. W. HINKLE, Proprietor
TIMMS :-81 25 per"dey. ju31'513
B EEDE M.ENDEN.HALL,
BANKERS,
North Western Land and Collecting Agents.
Particular Atwitten paid co.. the btininess of nomreni
dents, midi an buying and4nelling Real Entate, lonnlng
money on real astate—nocuritten. _Paying :faxen_ and
looking after the general Interest of non-resldeuts. '
References given If required. .
Addresn, BEEDE .4 MENDENHALL,
• Mlnnenpolln, Minnesota:
July 21,186R—1y • '
110 THE PUBLIG—The. tindersign
: ed Wing known as a writer, would offor his
servires to all requiring Literary aid. Ile will furnish
Addresses, Orations, Essays Presentation tipeoches and
replies, Lines for Albums, Aorosties—proparo matter
for the prone—Obituar . - Poetry upon soy
subject Address (pot
Fob. 17. 1858
FEIL'EA.I. ESTATE • AGENCY,, RE
MOVAL-A, L SI'ONSLEIt , REAL ESTATE
YT, CONVEYANCER AND SCRIVENER, has re.
tooved•to Ids New Office on Main street, one door weld
of the Cuinberlend Valley Rail Reed Depot. ' •
He In now permanently located, and has on hand and
for sale a very large amount of Reid &nate, consisting
of Farms, of all alms, Improved and unimproved. Mill
Properties. TownTniporty of every description, Build.
Ing lots, also, Western Lands and Town Lot.. Ile will
give his attention, .113 heriitoforti to the Negotiating of
Loans, Writing of Deeds, Mortgagee,' Wills,.Contracts.
and nerlyening-senemily.
Oct. 2i, 1857.—tf.
NV AS HINGTQN ' MARL; •
NORTH WEST CORNER. OF TUE PEOLIOSQUARE:s
CARLISLE. TA
Sine subscriber having sucaeeded fl. • Burkholder-In
the uirtringement of this popular llotel, begs leave to
assure that, avolllng_publie as well as the eitisens in
townn TTtlat,no palnirtly 11 - be spored Whig
• ,
part to tuale4tain the character wbirh this bowie has
enjoyed so beg, as It Mat doss, lintel. ,
Hoch tiepartnent al' I ho under hin lintnetilate super
viaion and mon y attention pole to the comiert of his
guaate Having boon recently enlarged it is one of the
most commodious lintels In tuna, while In regard to to
malty. it Is superior to any. liIN ItY Ult. %SS. ~
Carlisle. Apr, 20. 1850,..3ni
.W. C. RHEEI4.
ATTORNEY AT LAW AND GENERAL AGENT
Minneapo4s, Minnesota
ILL givn,spechil attention to coilertinim through
out the State, make inreetmonte, ,huy and null
W
Beal Estate and securities.. Negotiate loans, pay tone-,
locate tend warrants. de., &'. Refer to the members of
the Cumberland County Bar, and to all prominent att.
sans of Carlisle, Pa. frtugl'sB-Iy.
iq STATE .NOTlCE ;— Letters ' teats.
mentery on the estate or Anna °end:late:of Upper
A len townehtp. deceased, have been homed by the go:
Filitt.r or Cumberland county...futile subscriber. residing
In. the same' township; AU persons indebted to said
estate are required, to makOmmediate payment, and
those having dahlia will present them for, settlement
to ' .241.011AEC LAUEERI', Executor.
Mac. 23, 1 . 860,0 t . .
. Snipe P. :teepee; Ohio, ,
W. K. Mermi.l.eee, Poupeylvdniet.
; 1 L, ,Lve t ooK, , Rhode Wood.
QN YD ER, W.FAR:LAND,_ AND
COOK;." ". • •
Ranker. and' Dealers In Real Estate,.
NINN,NA POLIS,
- "~'~`"`Sllnneeotp~'errlloq:
Juno a, 1ri67.-11,
FRANKLiN HOUSE
•,. - -
Boutb - Hanover Btreet, adjoining the Court Itbiee,
'Carlisle, Pa. ' JOIItP.IIAN:
, , , • . Propnitor.
kirateitt . CcertilitiepA !iv Pebertow it; l'otere
burg, York .1 ur end Itaaoyer front thin Itoune.
B
TII6
ES
They fir tti, beet OAtIOQIIS yet ofrdvid to ttie.publtr
• ' ' ' • *r the, money,
„ ~„ ,
DIIFOREST. ARtVSTRONG, C 0.,.
NKW YOltic.
April 200869-im
.::~;..
ME
11=;=1
'FEINTS 'OP' PUBLICATION
.
The •C4111.181.F. iIERILD published weekly on a 'large
+beet enntelnteg twenty, eight columns, and fuinlshod
to subscribers 4 $1.50 i :paid strictly lin advance:
it .75 If pall within the year: ei,s2 In all canoe when
payment in delayed until after the . en:lndio i of the
year. No subscriptions received Yet a less purled than
sl x months, and non dlscontinueruntil all armor:op:a
re pa Mut at thribltion of the publisher. Papers
sent to subscribers living 'out of Cumberland county
must be paid for in advance. ot!the payment assumed'
y Rome responsible person Wing in Cumberland come-
ty. -These terms will be riedly , adhered to iu all
. Adrei•Msements trilllw ebarged $l.OO per square of
-twelve poor for lime hisertlOns, and 26 cents ibr enetg—
subseqiieet Insertion. All advertisements of less than
-twolrodlnea considered as a square.. .
Advertisements Inserted befOrti Marriages and deaths
6fonts peFil nofbrfiraTrlivoirtiTin.
for subsequent insegtinns. 'Communications on sule
Pets of limited or Indlvideal Interest will be charged
5 cents per line. . The Proprietor. will not bo responsh
bin In damages for errors in advertisements, Obituary
notices or Marrlago not exceeding five lines, will
inserted without charge " - - '
The Carlisle - I[amid JOB PRINTING OFFICE Is tiro
largest and most complete establishment In the county.
Three good Presses: and a geheral variety of inaterlol
suited for plain mill Pitney work of every kind. enables
us 'to do Job Printing at the shortest notice and no tiro
mnst—reaspnableNtertns, Persons In want of Bills,
Blanks of anything In Iho Jobbing lieu, vett] find It to
Interest.to n give rtair call. '
sirTEMTIOM:
N FAV STORE AND NEW GOODS
After retuinlne hls arknowledgetnents for the' very
liberal patronage whirh hasllooll extended to him, the
undofsleued would rail tuteaten to the fart that he
has just ',opened Ma extensive assortment of Utmliy
MEM
.
In lila new storeroom. on the southeast - erirnar nrthe
public square, where the public are Invited to call and
examine a nt.wk of goods which. In elegance,. variety
and extent. will defy coutnetlt!on; comprising hi-pert
leaf, 'mini, crushed and brown sugars,
Java. ills_ and roasted Pollee Every va.
rlety and quality of TnA. Spices, (groundll
utd unground.) Picket, Sauces, Table (ill. t.
New Orleans. Suaerhouse nod Trhdddd
_, aI, l i '
Molasses: ,New York - and - Phlladelphla Syr-
npo. Ckerge, Macaroni. yarn:grill!, split fees, Hominy,
rem Starch, Farina, Chocolate. Extract 0.
Coffee, refined sugar at rodured taloa , washing and halt
ing soda. Tobacco of the r most favorite brands, and the .
flnet.t tikallly of Segnrs. Aiso, A beautiful assortment
of Britannia Ware, plain and g..ld hand China Ware,.
Wash Queens. Stone and Eatthern Ware, In iftent
rioty. and an elegant lot of Fancy iloaps, extracts and
perfuniefy for the toilet. •
FRUITS: Including Peaches In cans, RalsinX. Cnin•
berries, dry apples, citron, almonds. oranges, lemons,
,_. Muscat dWI In casks and' bot•
006
ticutch 11 btskoyi Itollnd Gin, and Schaidain•
Schnapps. •. - ,
A Frio stock of ILAMPS:lncludlngt/yott's celebrated
lamps for burning Keinsone or ,coal nil, also Spnrnnq
Pine,. Lard' and Coal 011,.11uriiing -Fluid. Speim and
Star Candlos. .„
CEDAR-WAItE AND.BROOMS:
Ilrauhee, ltopea; Moupu,- Scapa, lkgrmats, -Walters;
Looking-ulaums; flue letter and note paper, Willow
Were, painted buckets, Sc. _ „-
Cotton and woollen Hose, and _half Haan, and . a full,
stock of 010Ves ? Includlug tha-avaakeltuown Ilaueapr
iluck afore.
In short, his stock comprises everything Get is milled
tbr In his line of business,'lmil'uo efforts will be speimil
to render entire satlnthetlon to Ma customers. ' • •
' C. IN HOFF.
Cartlsle. Oct. 27, 1828-Iy.
.0 - 4- Marketing of all klada taken In exchange to
goods,
T i ~ItES H GRO .0 ERIE*SI
AT 8. C. ILUYTT'S
•
Shad and Mackerel of different grades,
At 111.1YETT'S.
Salmon, Scale Flab and NVhite Fish,
Ittly Finn.
Codaelt, Salt and Pickled ilarrlog,
At ItUTETT'S.
Micelle and Crackers can be bad
A
Dried Fruit, Preserreiand Jellies, •
At HUYETTS
Sugar Ctiredileaf and gams,
A flesh supply of LIQUORS,
"011 s, Whit, Lest, hc.,itc.,
C OAL OIL,. ..
, ,__COAL OIL,
•
. COAL 0n...
•
TILE COAL OIL & PARAFFINE:COMPANY
OF BALTIMORE,
Are now prepared andoffer for title, at their store,
71 11 - est Baltimore Wee!,
A PM 50000 AlloVo GAT, TIMM
SUPERIOR COAL, OIL,
WHOLESALE.ANDLRETAIL,,A
which for brilliancy of light. eennomy of use, and re•
marbable freedom fmet all disagreeable odor, cannot be
surpassed, and Co little liable smoke as not even to
soli the ehiutnoy whoa belnu carried in a strong draft..
The-yery grew dinieuity which hoe heretofore ed
In regard to the altliply of oil dun uniforn•qoall y,wi
now he obviated, no the company have made complete
arrangententainenteuting all demands—.
Dealers In the country can have samples" sent thorn
upon applioatlon. Address.
COAL'OIL PAILAFRINE
' • -No 71 West Baltimore street; .
.• . Baltimore, M(.1,._
Mar.2,41359--rly • -
JOIINSON,
1131thrinro. 31d
II A •
I ' --NEW-GO -N B W-GOODB.
' AT MALEY'S NEW STORE, .
NOW OPOing the latgest and cheapest; etnek of Spring
and Summer Hoods ever brought to Cumberland county
•
LADIES' DRESS 'GOODS. '
A large lino 'of elegant Silks, Charnel, Berego Bales,
Poll de Chavier, Opera. Clmh, Oriental Lustre, Plaid'
Poplins Caledonia Cloth, Lavelins, Satilktiuld Meals,
Nit nab, (Seth. French' Chintz, do Leine, travelling
diesel goods, Organdy Lawns, Ac,
An immense lot of elegant Collars, tindersleaven, Bond•
kerchiefs. Flouncing's !millings, Edgings, dc.. direct
from the largest importing house lu New York.
riILAWI4, slraivLs,
A large ancortment of Crap, Stella and Thsbet Shawls
very cheap
LACK AND SILK .MANTILLAS.
Black Yells, and all kind. of Mourning goods. In grent
variety. Sherwood'n patent lloopod Shirts, Skirt' Eno.
porters. Richardson's Moons, Alesauder'n Rid Olcr a.,
both from the importer Gauntlet's & Wllt's lIOSIBIi Y.
A full linsditirietit of Ladlin', (tent's. Misses', and Boys'
Hose, very low.
e4LICORS,.OII4O,IIAM'B, MIJSLINS, TI9KIRCIB,
Mark. &c., nil kinds and pikes.
Cloths and Cassirnoros a now supply and very cheep
particularly for boy's wear.
CARPETINCOL
A large stock:of elegant Imperial, ingrain, Venitian,
hemp; And rag Carpeting, bought from the largentlear•
pet house In New York. The, etylee are now and hand.
a•one, Teri eurierloi, and prices uncmmonly .
IS bite and colovii mattinips all widths and price.
• ; • • LOOKING GLABSKS. r •
Itonevrord, Mahogany and • Walnut trained Looking
Olawan In great variety and low • . • ,
...—„llarttigruilected..lny guide ,wlth groat-cam-41.0m -the ---
beet hnun e nin NoW.York and Philadelphia. I em pre•
putel to offer gioat bargaine to all in want of handequie •
good and cheap dry goods. • • .• • . • • •
• Thetokirg my old friend,' and euetpuiers for their Ille
argil nupport, I Would renpactitillyerdlrlt thpin end all
others to give me A ctll before pundianlngWeTeewheres.
Our, motto In, quick Won and abort proOta. • •-
• Apr.l3, 1560.
•
MIEMEE2I
Cm PORTA.Nr I+lollo.E.L . —Tlie' 4oukri -
'etnliteoitntn or Dr; .I;'.X."llinith timive'betuii pieced
In nt> hands for collection. Porcine are therelbre moth .;
liod,that eultemill.he-bniuithr,on Acceutitit retiniin • -
!nit unimill after the 12th of May.' '
Aph 20, ; DAVID
..1114:61F i'QU 'AVANT , ,* , PERVEOr , LIKE ,
NEEpi r en4, soporlor picture, go to the Doguirresn
I":3FgentO.rnlli."l7,Nl4,;:"„tilthneog.'ll4,olll:l7:
iiiß,..Fanoy Printing &Ile
A DVERTISE4ENTS,
JOB PRINTING
Ettir (GooDs
6 -R a t eEßl — rS
LIQUORS; Whale/ado - and retail,
nab-acing ennurton and old Rya W'hle•
key, Brandies. dark and
Sherry' Port. Ma dada, 01 agar, Catawlia
f 1.411 AND SALT
DIM=
INEICE=
At IIUYEITT.
MIRRODEII,IIIB
.: - A':' .. t?-AP.ME% .. • -- : . ..*0.31;.' . ..Wg5''.. j.T*4:wisn`t
, 16artital.
A
PREA IIL
,BY
lithe Ctipid eat smiling one beautifUrday;
.• ''Neath the shades orti blushing . ..red rose; . •
And near him his quiver And lap, thrown away,'
. Were plied on him quite,scanty clothes;
for plitures will have it that Cupid's wild heart ,
Is beating Co fast andlse warut,. , •'
That the coldest of coldsWhlch winter mey stark,'
.Clatt do the young mkt' no harm.
Ili:laughed en I passeoand called me by name,
placlng Attu Lia . #2 ... o . phitaioso,_,....____Z:
hooked wonderful' wi . siirtradsald.that he came •
. To do for we just what ichoose
Thetis In on for ts was in 1114 power,
livfno: line of infinite blissne,. „
•Or iniserics either, for from his quaint brow
ile gave orders for jilts or fur kisses.
Mill
An jiltsacne quite sinful, end not to the mlpd
Of a sWein so canildlng eel,
1 Ist4ged hp would be so exceedingly kind
Ail to gain men Max from a try- •
Ing young lassie, whose obstinate lock
ilold tyrannical, away o'er her lips;
AndAlthruityluoinised , toinfor:JAwartj - z yT ,
The rnagnsohnona awn of tbreo
" Egad I" cried the buy, 'lurk over the tin; t
I'll dolor you I ou, ; ht to;'!
I Kaye him totneiii%itley, he said with a grin,
•' I hivestlt got change fora q uarter." -
I'Takn it all," I rehilod, with a sox co tIAN't air,
itsiej was worth half a nation
fan, by t2lO head ol • t!ogaaue Eli swear
'Twits the last cent l had ih creation. r
" lharume tee," he whimpered, 0 but-who le the girl
ll'arterm I hare Wirer yet caught bar." • '
" Why licale." I :Meowed, "the invincible churl I , ' -
" fmril. Mena me, here MI6 ba . ek yohrquarterl "
I give YQU, Ink third, Fdaa leave hare n bout •-
With the child' of the spirit), orwrit ;
For treseos) otblarli, such oyes and thpt pout,
I'll awe* they aro waren limn thu
Wtsumirrox, 18:9.
' • [Written for the nomad
• , MAY.
Pleasure comes &mein.; o'er the aids,
In sunheamn shaken her golden hair;
Her breath the sweetest gurfulno ylnlds,
liar volce * wlth munle 11111itlie air.
Tho tdoadonin aro awake front sloop,
And xpre.tilLnl cerp4s'e'er the we/ ;
The wood bins tip. the t.ap-nok cream .
And beatity.h.dbi the nOnth of May.
Tho anng•hlyd heard her owootoot strain,
— And tiinoi hie own inolodloavoltah .
And echoes send ii.bdcic again, e
nature'dbille and !riot's rejoice.
The brooks uoritterot from thlir clialasp .
Now daira ths h;11 41e bounding play;
Thsn'srindbit onsrTiriithinuTis the plains,
Adam their batiks with beauties gay.
Ail naturti hears her airim roles, -
- As onetio dances . btithe aodl * gay,
Ancimskeg netybeautles to' s rejoice
And imlltihe novo : loch month 4,5139.
•-. roVilt.sxwoop
AN.E4OIIIN4
A light and lovely form is Chloe,
Aud Nihon In dance thy steps'eomblne,
They fall with grale so sweet, -
Tau mode susum to come fro n thee.
And eli'the notes Appear. to be
Thu mu de of thy feet, •
And every limb with all,the notes
/a IhatAssordant beauty floats, •
And cycles, alr (dolmen,
That 'tiv a rapture 111411 to 100, •
Thy Inv'd form 01.11,,..; gracefully,
The very fIOUL Oratttet.
Thy loveliness, so rich 'Afore,
Puts nun thousand graces more
In that Inspiring one:
Like jewels brighter what, In motion,
Or sunshine on the, wires ot ocan,
Afire Nv I t r rtve,
. .
For thu Humid
LETTERS
TO I. L. B.
BY PROF. C. C. BENNETT.
N • U 51 - .11 E It-4.
A Pilgrimage. to thiS Grave of my Mother,
on the Anniversary of her Birthday.
For a week, after leaving you, I visited 130,i
-oral cities:and many, to me,lnteresting points
through the country at ‘ , large, r -saw the same,
scenes „ where toy boyhood played"—the saute
old granite rocks, the saute dark blue bounding
stream's! the saint far-reaching distances, the
woodlands and haunts where, the silvery laugh
of " the long ago," with tiny feel, with .mun.
bonnet," tamest hiding lovely little faces, left
en echo there in the still groat living treee.
tha_eltipt_of_Any_ (utiles
can driven now remember my ,Mother, when she•
was very 'young—with -roseate cheeks—ex:
pressive lips, dark, affectionate eyes; and an
expansive brow, crowned with luxuriant hair,
glottsy black to ellatne might brtogt
.11m plumage of the raven'eSng : "
On the.26th.or•Ariril; 1869„she would have
- been shity yeatit of age —she . has bden froth us
five yearn—long enough for no to etuirtuite
truly the loss of a Mother. That stn would
now have been of so many years. does not
seem possible, when I rethember how young
she was at my earliest recollection, $o near
ly allied to her in all ,my tastes and feeligi,-
she seemed a fontpitnitift necessary to my exts•
tone° t• and ivheit she' diod seemed, impossi
ble that. my heart could boat whilst seemed,
was
forever, stilled.
.• . It is in the initial, of,n; wild and Indian
legendary district, where we made her. grave.
On the north ie the mountain or Minneohang,
on,the souththe_dark hills of Wiesue, on: the,
east
• • " laid% sir, ' ,
Konyskett heaves high hie forehead bare;"
wliilet'to the west is see, the forSsts niid rocks
around the Pool of NeipSic, Mod *hose
Led but meekly bowing acclivities weep their,
dews upon'her irave: A tlt outtand 'themovi,e6
'crowded upon try brain,' as I knelt •hY this
sacred 'spot' Loving Onei NW been there and
oft strewn the grave 'With' floweriplantail
mosses and over-greensiond made it beautiful
to see- ; • • ,
The wild myrtle germs abundantly in these'
old ateetli - near by• And in , this early *print:
lime swifts, its eweet and remarkable odor up:
'on-every breeze', filling •theliir)lll4:-the per.
fume,ot
t 7 the:snieytieldoof'oArabylipi blem_CL
Uff t ower`fifitiiitt - iiTpliii - lier-grave; se
the first tribute 'of spring—the' spring—the
,vernal equinox'-the acetate -of -her birth time,•
nail mine..
Ckrattim,, N. Y. 2d May, 1859. - • •
A L kelping,ljainrki one I,n• trouble, , is.Oftnn.,
liken ewloir,on,heallromi,trook—:int:Ono Web.
betereen.,vireok,ail sroom ,rollingproeporli
en If on 4rtli't
pnet:SorroW,; so oven hors: , it:
uioyirie'e { t`o:rsp 1
~aro liero uiny' look' dawn;
OW the litorin.ttlist.; pace tat'iititabod 'user: ,
vilielar it. ",-' .••••
Always be up at suurbto;.ir you YrtibililiVot
tioi most gOltlgti prospects,
CAT~:_Ii:T.SLIs_.. tip ~: =w ' , iA _ ~_ t 8.;. t859:-
SITIOIV WOO,lit ' OF 41;11091:1 TO
WOMAN 110013
0, mirth' and ineirstdri
Ye happy mixtures of inarks.bhOy days! ; ;
Fur the Herald;
We fi g ure to ourael vex the thing ee Ilke,-and than
Re build It up es chance Of have It, on the rock of
sand TAYLOR.'
.Every, young woman iiiiho. has arrived at.
twenty yearS of age. haslimitledthroughtliree
diepansations.,tlitt,elMotic, the . trankitiolial,
roadttlier crystalline. TIV chaotic usually ter
minates-wit ht he adhption:of the long skirt„ .7 -
Then comMencestheiratirtbarisl,ilispensat ioii,
involving theproceSt4 of Of•ystallization This
process-inargo-on•feehlY4M-yearil v .or it nhty
proceed so •rityldlythtil4Wo__years'.wili
_corn,
- pletc - iti.l - 11f - SoitieTwolihntitis hover comply=
ted,.in coriseqUenee.of 4.. lack of inherent vital
force, or iiriMinttldieregfird of the requisite
conditions. The transltlpeal dispensation is
so full of dangers, that itomlls for, itseparat
l etter; mid this I proposa to write now. • '
The silly dispensation,. or stage of a young
woman's life; 'lB Mitik9a, by many curious
symptoms, some of themindicative of disease.
As thestetting•af nattiratteeth is.usually ac
companied by various disorders, so the cut
ting of spiritual teeth-in women is very,apt to
exhibit its results of abhopnal'initnifestations.
af
Sometimes,_Tith4 _OSt .., 8 1AttttlClIS . ..ald chalk,_
. Ifatipoine itaye . boeit knowtyto - ttike kiritity to
,broken bits of plastering. Others take a lite
'rlir'y turn, and not; content with any nitmher .
of epistles to female :acquaintances, Sethi in
contributions tithe prosy, tibial' the friendly
and appreciative editor kindly: . and carefully,
_lrel.ortatTar - as Atitiilly'atitt - carefitlly lOSCs. or"
fails to receive.- . Oilier's . will take to shopping
dwaildling with . clerks `-who, have dawning
'beards, red cheeks, and frock oats willi.out
side pockets . , froth which, -project Virltite hand-,
kerchief-tips. 888 hthertryokethcinselveit in
pitirs,_drithin'. together_ bki-symathotio -aurae
tion, and by ,cononiinitrof mental exorcise on
subject
.of beaux.. 'Poo shall see them
walking
_through the streets. locked arm in
arm. plunging into the molt charining cOnfi•
deuces, or. if you happittto sleep in the house
with them...you shall heat' then talking in the'
chamber . until, at midnight, the monotonous
hum of their' 'voices has soothed you MGT,
sleep; and Chu sante voice's. with the sawn un
broken hum, shall greet: your .oars in
,the
morning Other - 8 take .. th solitude athl long
curls. They walk with their eyes down mur
muring to themselves. With the impression
that., everybody is 'looking at them. • • .
. If . a young Woman can bo- Safely Carried
through this dispensation, the great step of
life - wilt have been gained. This is the era of
unity marriagei, deathless attachments which
last until they are superseded, antUdolibgrate
ly formed determinations to-.live a. maiden'
life, which endure until 411 e. reception of an
offer of marriage.- If, during -this period, a
young woman he_ at hchho.' engaged Moro or
less-in BM ditties of the househoid, or, if she
be engaged, in stinly,.with the healthful re
stralntai*.4oniiial stitnitliis ,of society 'about
her, it.i..tvory well for bnr. But if .slie•be a
mong her mites constantly, with nothing to
do, or if she be shut up In a boarding school,
canducted-outho high ; pressureiprinciplo,
where iiatt,ginationis-stialiolateildiy re.tralit.,,
and diSobedienot3 to' half: priiiokor bY.litsi:,
t 4
'unreasonableness, it iti:`adeedirery bail
. It Is probable i tlint the • litre ts atnihocii of
vies rather than a ache i'of pArtue: that the
ball-room is
.a promoter ~of.' dissipation, 'and
that diScriminate ' soeiety hiti its temptations
end ifs dangers; but. a female hoarding school,
shnt of Worn general society by low,,lts mom.
hers lacking freo:exorcise in the open air, do.
niedißlic prt vilego of daily amusements, and
presided over by teachers who fail to tinder- I
stand the nature of the precious irv.teilal they I
have in charge, is as mull worse for the mind
and. morals than. all those Combined, as can
will be itnaginhil. I know female . boarding
schools that are' properly oondirote.l; whose
teachers know what a girl is, and, what she
needs, arid `who contrive to load her through
this transitional passage of her life into a
healthful and' rational womanhood ; and I
know others whose very atmospherels that of
fever.. • I know boarding schools where beaux
' are the everlasting topic of conversation. and
where an unhealthy imagination is so stimu
lated by irrational, restraints and !mit ual fel
. low-feeling, that the foundation of nearly ev
ery character is laid in rottenness.
'fatly yoang woman: in boarding school or
out Of it: should find herself a subject of any
. of the diseases which I have pointed out, she
should seek a remedy at once• If she tinily
herself moved to go shopping for the'simple
purpose of talking with clerks, let her re
member that sliti'iS not only doillg an immod
est and unbecoming thing, but she is tnani•
resting the 83 , 1140'0mi' of that which is a clan
genus mental disease. To begin with:Ale is
doing a very.silly thing. Again, she is doing
that which compromises her in the eyes of all
sensible young men.' -If she finds herself pos.
sensed with unaccountable Orocliviiies -tam
mineral diet, or ,a, foggy out reaching for
sotnething or athei that manifests itself hi'
profound confidences with one similarly af
flicted, or any one of absorbing sentimental.
isms, let her reinemberthat she is mentally
arid iimially, flick, awl that; Sur her owti cute.
fort and peace, site should seek at once fur a
remedy.. Iler only. Safety is in seeking direct
contact with a and more advanced life, and
by securing, healthful operation for all her
powers.. intellectual. and . physical. Dreams,
imagimitions, silly_ talk, acid.-twaddle abeht
young mem yeartimg altersympathetio bearis,.
the dandling .of reocions-liti le t lionghts about
beaux' on tho .knAs of fancy ' and all that sort
of-nonselise about young men,.shoulti be die.,
carded—thrust out of the.sacted precincts of
th e mind.i-as if they-wore so many foul rep
tiles. Got out of this feverish and unhealthy
frame just as soon as 'possible; and walk forth
into a:rnore• natural, dignsiied and .woinatily
life. •
A young woman at this age should rentem
ber that her special busiaesa• ie to f•fit lieraelf
for the ditties of Zito. 1 would hot„dony, to
her the seemly of young men, when she has
time for it, and a proper opportutity, but shit'
should remember that she has nothing to do
with beaux, nothing - to do with thoughts ut
and calculations for marriage, nothing to do;
buttO bet:mule lathe noblest why. - a woman.
!She should' remember that ribs is too young.
I fa know her oWn mind,,lind that, as a general
thing; it IS not worth knoviing. at:
tachments and girlish ideas abent men aro the
eillfeet thinge in world: the orld. 'lf • you do not
believo it, ask your- mothers. Ninety-nine
times a . hundred' they will tell 'you that
they did notAnarry the boy theyfattoied,
I tore they had a right to i ffa ty any. tindyi. If
you dream i3ftrantrunony fOi l iimtutoosent;' and
for the Bake of killing time, I have this to say, •
thnt,..oonsidering the kind of, yourit th en you
fatioYi yew emit do• gnite.an bylninging'n.
hat oil tt , Welting .post; en/Worshipping it
ihrellftli4oollnktellll:JandOtn,2:lTesidets..:ll;_
is durinithis period of unsettled:nightie and
readily 'tlllliftin'g•nttnehtnents 'that a liablt 'of
flirting and love of it are generated.
suppoke • that, coquetry,,le, legitimate
formis among a, woman'a charms,. and dint:
10 - legiti mate ripbere for: US orepioy.
Trifult;„ - ter,reidelitinc , icirefilitnfetilft'lla
urn! thing , vvith,yonr sex: •• ,
i'• Nature:has ..ordmined that tneu_ishallprise,
that which shall cosi .an. effort,. aqd while it
tule-erdaitied , ihat-youTshalir,seure
your heart:, d. haed.lf'! leeme trorthy
bac else piovided it way tof;tnaltipipthe' , ,prisol
he ealiks•ratiApPhieu4 eh& te
ta &simple aed ' , beautittil , Provistore for.. ep
Yalue,in hie eyes. 40:114:tolnake
a illffieult,thfqgpttha.tslgilrllikOCT'ftwb
'unsPeiltallly 'easy:'
' ' 'yeti • hold yourielt.
cheaply;'. , and meet all advAnous , with *pet!
ME
willingness and .glodnast.the. natural result
OW your lover will tiro of -you. • I.
introduce this stp l ect bore,- not because I wish
t.ll, but in order o'eplain whail . hate to say.
upon the•habitrof fo - te and ffirting •
..
' To becOme4 flirt, is' to metamorphose Into •
a disgusting ; pits:Edon that which by natural
~.
consthtitilh is a harmless mid useful instinct. •
Thihinspt at of coquetry, which makes a we'-.
mint,a'thing,to be won,mid which I Suppose '
till, women •
are'conieliius of 'poiseasing in some '
degree, is not .ft . thing to he cultivated or de-
Moped, at all. - It .should bO Ink '. to . .itself, .2
untitiroglated And php'erietled ; atidd,f,lit_the
forMrtfive stage - Of your woinanhobd, by initi. '
sting shallow attachments-and heartlessly
breaking them, or seeking 'tW make impress ,
icnis'tordiie sake of seouritig Attentions which
mre , rephid=by---insultmnd,negligence,you.do
violence to your nature, you make of yourself
a - woman whom' your own sex despise, and',
whomall sensible men, who do not moan to
cheat you with.insincerities as moan its'yours'
are afraid of. T will not lore, and will -
not trust -you.-- s instinct, then, is not a
It
thing to be. sway played 'with t -and I
know .of few re unhappy and disgusting
sights thhn a girl bringing info her woman- •
hood this passion—harmful. alike to herself
and others . . . ' -
CMS
The natural•and inevitable influence 'of the
devotion of your thoughts—spoken, writtenz
or,..expressed.to -beaux-mid-the subject-of--
marriage, while your mind is•undergeing a,
priicess of crystallization, is to defer thavpro
cess. to vitiate it, and make you unworthy in
many • ways.- ---It int portan t - to-you-nt-
this time to havwthe counsel of a good, sensi
lile-womanr: antl,--by-sall-means,•-your mother,
unless.there be some natural- bar to entire '•
communion between you. Do nothing, and
give a cherished entertainment to no thoughts
which you are unwilling .to reveal to this'
If your -companions:persist- , in keeping
subjebta of this 'character before yodr Mind,
leave - them , -dift:them. •
IL is necessary dna; aVbile your education
is actively in progress, your perceptions be
kept healthful,, and-your, sentiments impel , :
varied by-thoughtless tampering With a sub
ject which you will come to kriew is one of the
niost serious moment. it spoils girl to get
--tile-itletainto-Amr—lead-that—marriage_is!_the—
chiuf end of .woman, that' education is but a
Preparation for matrimony, artd•aliat (mom
plishtnems are nothing . .but contrivandUs' for
catching.husbands. -And now, young woinan,
whose eye traces.these lines, I ask you to tie. .
luide how much of this letter. belongs to you,
liuvv are you living °. What is the principal
übject.of youtlhoughts 'I - I know that I re
veal 'some young women tb themselves so,
bound to their seductive thoughts and fancies
-so dissipated and enervated by them—that
they have not 'moral strength enough. left to
break away from them;—Timothy
,Titcomb.
_ A green : awaward -girl, the daughter. 4..
'wealthy'parents in Arkansas, ha . ving 'home tt '
---' in Massa , : husetts. to be etlueined,o young _
dentist, named Brown. conceived a notion that,
his eh : of:test. road to fortune would be to mar-
ry, her. But, then she was the laughing-stock.
..oLthasetninary. because so guant, masculine,
and ungenteel in her dress, and Brown felt.
thatit would require all his nerve to standthe
' -ridioule of meieral young lady, pupils. with
Whom ito had flirted until he was Satisfied that
ThoY had 'no money' nor expectations of any.
Ildwever. he consoled himself wittfliferrefleet
ion that .doubtless ho should speedily Obtain
l influence, enough over the.girl to enable him
to become in, a measure her adviser in the
matter of costume, manner, etc. The foremost
thought, was to amend - her long; lank form by
the aid of crinoline,' Which she had never win%
i and his flattery had no sooner secured hint a
t confidential Omit) her good. graces, before
Ito' ventured to make her a pit of a patent
shirt or sack, togother'svit a hint>.-fix up
lc
WW
pretty handsomely for a ball, 1 he had
invifeil her - The night arrived, the party
were assembled, and the Arkansas damsel
mode her grand entree from the ladies dress
ing -room amid a titter of laughter from the
schoof-girls and village belles. The hoopoack
was shockingly out of shape, projecting in
'front like the Spouting' 'font at Nahant ; but
that was nothing to the expose it made of her
: somzwhat incongruous black hose, the ;Rod ,
nations of which were materially augmented.
by the yellow rosettes other white satin slip
pers (men's size) encasing her delicate' feet.
To complete Brown's horror, herdlaxen - head
and'freckind face wore "set olfi' with a pro
fusion of green and yellow bowknots, of a
j formidable size, intended to do execution as
' betiu-oat oilers. Madder than sixty. the'dis
: appointed dentist went through the first dance
' with her, taking little or no pains to conceal
•
his disgust, and then hurried itivay to the whist
mini , to escape, the sarcastic compliments and
ridicule of his old flames. 'The - unfortunate
partner. who was clear grit, was deeply itt=',
coined viten' infornied of his:Abandonment ;
and, some of the quipathizers advised her to
"give him the sack," i. e dismiss him atronoe.
"I'll be dodrotted of I don't do it 'fore the
hull crowd!" site replied, in- n. boiling passion
and making straight for the' dressing-room.
followed by a bevy rot' - laughing girls;' soon
emerged again with t he Loop sack in her hands
and threw it,at Brown's feet. ' ”Thar, you
•meaff good for-tiothite soaker-out of old snags!
'Take yer old sulk, and wear it yourself! and
of ever I ketch ye speakin' to me again, I'll
lick ye within an inch o' yer life ; yott'd bet
ter believe it!"- Roars of laughter followed'
this spirited conduct, ' and tooth-puller was
fain _to make ht's oscape.: The next: day lie
left. the .village, .and has not returned to it.
The-A'rka'nsas - girl - became - a pot; and finally --
made a very respectable appearance in society,
-,.Gleasoa'S Line of' Bottle 'Ship. ' .
- .
Probably no man now_livinplas caused
more • real; thorough,: unmitigated fun and .
inischief than Signor Blitz, the magician and
ventriloquist._ Ile hai been made a peg, no
doubt, to hang a . good many hats on that
*ere never 'worn : but we must believe sto ,
ries like this, which the Philadelphia- city ,
Item tells, of Blitz at ,e wedding;
The other night our .young,friend,,Walter
Dinmore, the photographist, was married-to
the lovely and accomplished Miss Fisiter,- - Of
Camden, •and Signor Blitz being •an old
friend. of the ,-Dinmores, was invited to the
wedding. - . • : ,•
He did not reach the house until about ten
o'clock. After payinglis respects. to bride,.,
end 'groom le took a seat in the book. parlor., , ,
Presently isome.cme eriedout, 4 'Yon're losing,. ,
your hoop-skirt t ,, Bfadame," 4 ,whereupon - the
greatest confusion.' ensued, all . the ladies
grasping their. 'skirts: with .a vigor ,which_
seemed to say, ."loose or not, they shan't
come, down I", "-Let', me out,".. cried_ the
lystrsaid, ange'voice, Mid then - Other voicOs hurried.
","Elands:eft "Mas i .1 love
Aagestitsl" • "Your baby is
cryinitat7homorMadante . !'Kill it with
Pottikal 1". "Murder!" " Fired
"t3taudfrio ton* r "LooirAto the bride I"-.'
"Feisou •.;"Whaen .the' matter•with Wta-';
ter I" '"Strychnine I" "Arrest the grooms
men I"' 'Tire!" •• Thesh criesi iri apparea. •
quiekeupettleituttbat,for about 'five. toiniittis.
tlie're , Tian the . greatest co?taternnlloti, until.
Waltije•Bbioioro,hboying.Blliii 'tifold;titdlCd .
.hittLiiitColtitecoritirl'.atid„ set .bilti:Art . .eatitie_
and dlll)kill . g.` 80 119 , t9:1 , 1 4 4 opporte•
oici,fOi• - tb - O -- diOplOy. 'of .
lia`Way theekifwbil:Cioising• the .
frightened the - 1104i Of , the lontliidly irf
fact, one thetti'moilld hive" ; juiaped,into,
(he river if ho had. pot.been . held•—us Mel
ke'deideres,,,the Bid, Boy was on board tbo
lioit.tbst
I . 3MOZIA.
GAVE GM' TILE SACK
Mita at a Wedding. ' _
A sitricaria prnsTErve Plasm VISIT
TO NEW YORK.
Having Oome to a good understanding abouri
breakfast, bills 'of fare, find things in goneral
at, the Astor r said_HE Pilkina, I told the clerk
L wanted to see•Brandway. anitnsked him to
tell no where I should go, to look for it.
"Right in - fr Ont of the hotel," says he.
"Why," says I, !'you dOtit mean to my.
that dint. narrow street there ju &opt of the
house is•BroadWny..do you:l7 "
. 1
"I do." sold he. •
said I. ••then I . supposo it isc_and
all I have to say is. I'm disappointed. ,Yea.-
petted to find Liroinlway a wide street, which
it_wouldtPlie_a_spyglass to look across ; but
this is nothing, l've
. seen wider streets
. than'
- - -
The clerk said he was spay:Broadway did
'not suit' ino, and hoped I wouldn't. let my
opinion get out, as it Might. niake the 161111.1.d
-tapte Joel bad. Ile . paid if I would .keep still
he would speak to . the mayor Ca ;bp subject,
at the very first opportunity. I promised se-.
crcoy, -shook hands with him; and set out to
Soo what,could be seen.
As rwent down the front steps inside,,.) met
a gentleman and bowel to-him, as we always'
do to strangers where I live ; but he took no
notice af the at'all. 'Thinks I ymi are
bred follow, anyhow, with all your fine clOt,hos •
-At of- the stairs-I inet--anoilier''mitn
and bowed to 4int. Re gave and n saucy stare
and passed on. Well. says Ito myself, if tint
is the grime here in New- York - , I can play at
It with the bn - St oryou •; and I resclved not to
bow Id, another soul, unless I was bowel to
first-.
I sauntered along down Broadway, looking
at the signs and chop Windows, when sudden'-
, ly a chap driving an omnibus beckoned a me.
!folio, thinks I, here'n an old acquaintance;
but-on- Cooking at m -closely I did'nt
nine him. „ He kept Motioningdo me, however,
and looking at inc for a longtime. I hadn't
gone lwo rod's before another chap molioned
to me; and thenainother, who driving down
street,' beakonod to me. too , -.1-thonglit'nnme
of'em must' know me, and went up-to• Ono
to nee what - it mearit. As he saw nib coming
he Pulled' tip Ilia' horses and. says I. well,
neighbor,—how = are—you 2 Where have we
AM! etch ottiVr before?" •
„ "Ride ?" says ho.
"flow?" says L
." Ride
.u . p Hoye he; ".right
_away; • up
Broadway." .
"No," said I. d'on't want—tro—riderltp
Broadway.; I's; 'going-Collor way,"
.1 1 /hat-aid youi atop this -'otis for,. Ilion ?"
said ho.
1 .otdidn't step it ; you stoppedit your'self,"
[replied; • • •and.what's'ruortt you slopped me
too. You beckoned to me, and I thought you
knew me or,wouted 'to' say nomething."-
'77•You're a
. precious green one." said ho •,
and all the folks inside the omnibus laughed
as_he drove off. - -
I kept on down the street till I came to a lire
plug on which I sat-down to rest and look
round. The piMple came along up, in such
crowds froiti-tne.chttrelf with - 11. - sibeple
(Trinity) that I thought-perhaps therhadjust
had a awning meeting down there: and that
-people •were,going limo, to break/list, - so I
thought I'd wait All they got- Inlet But they
'kept coming thicker and thicker; so, thinks
I; they must have a revival doWent , that.
church-, just. so
~dowal,and. see how
They are'setting along, and . give them Mane
real Kentuok-y-rerelial hymns, on the hallelu
jah order'
.8o•I wont along down. Before f got to the
church. I. saw a chap standing on the side
walk, with a stick on his shoulder, on the top
of, which was a big' board ; oh this board was
written -in big black letters— •
STRANGERS,
.116WARII OF ttOai. AUCTIONS !
Thinks I what is a mock auction? This is
something new ;. I mind look into it; and in
my curiosity to yencfirate the mysteries or a.
moolc auotion,l forget: the meeting at the big
I walked up to the door before whioh,l,kto
chap with the big-board was standing, and
looked in. A nice young man was selling all
kinds of valuables. Right not door another:
man was selling thingi too ; and it appeared.
to mmthat WC had got that chap with the big
board to staml before the first man's door so
as to - injure-his business. -•
This struck me as
being real mean ; my sympathies were touch
ed ; my Kentucky grit began to ferment and I,
determined to patronize the injured p• ty ; for
you Icemen, a Kentuckian always goes for
fair play and no favors leaked.
While I stood thinking over the matter. the
man who was selling matches. the " injured
party" happened to see . me and immediately
bowed to •mein a very polite manner. This
was the first bow I'd received in Now. York,
and it came over me with a most gratifying ef
fect. Says [_to myself, I've febted a gentle
man at last who is no upstart, and wits un
derstands 'the usage of polita . society. I re
turne I his bow, and he then politely asked me
to walk in, which I did.. Just as I stepped in
he bid off a handsome gold watch for *t
Bless my soulrehinkB I, what a fool I was not
to have bid on it! I might haeM had a nine
gold.wateh.to take home to my wife, nod how
proud she would have been r So, says I,
•
"Neighbor, have you more of thorn r
"Yei,'sir," lie answered; "here's a splen
did gold Natoli and chain left for sale by al
young gentleman from Cuba, who is••out of
money; and must sell them at some price. I
hope gentleman' will bid liberally, fur the goo._
tleman is - very worthy and in great need,"
-. The folks began to bid. " Taree dollars,"
says one; "five dollars," Its another. Thinks
l;' that's darned:menn - to t ko advantage of 'a
poor, fellow that why ; so says eighteen
dollars." r suppose that rather frightened!
the company,.'for after that nobody else bid a
cent, and the watch was knocked'doWn to me,
The man who sold it 'then event to the other
end of the °Canter, tolling the to pay the mon
ey to another man who was sitting:at a desk
with a big account book open before idol. I
paid the money, and then wont to the other
end of the room 'for my watch. When the
auctioneer banded it to me, it struck me lhat
it didn't look like the onel had bid for; and
examining it, Closely I saw, that it wait:lathing
but copper! "So says I, this isn't gold:
t'd dicta% varraCt it geld," said he:
"Well: I don't care what; you warranted it
for, you sold it for a' old watch, and it isn't
gold; adjust give me baek my money."
'have no authority 'to return money to
any one, aloe I should be happy to aeootnnio.
;date;' you must
, speak to the cashitr to whom
yea paid Ihemoney." • .
I then askiel the cashier for, my, money, but
he said he hed'ne authority to return or pay
out money either, ' I asked him who had,au
thority, to give mo beak my money. He said
no one in the establishixi m at had. authority - to
Pay out Money; tinder any eireemstances.
Said 1,. you all Seem ready enough' to take' in
money; ,and its odd 'none ofyou can pay it put
, fferepliedr thakaeoe4dg-to-the—rules - of the;
establishment any one connected withit could
receive Malley; but eq one could,peY,it Out;
and these rule s he said were alwixpe etrlittly
enforced.- Well, said I; you're ailarned prat.,
ty set, I never, heard of eneh a.nyetem before,.
sod I shan't stand, 1t:t(0.w.,, fact
eridilitetitbdurthislinfeT'azitr
determined to ekip , tho'rood."' if he ''dldn'i
glve me hack. int money; .but , . before d Could
Wlto said be, Traill ,
man,-Imlcttpd;,contidentially that lf,l made a
ilistarbatilieleehliiild, be obligqd,S:io take me
to'tlie•Tenihi.7"fhistint'Wdatepor.en tny•oern.:
botrvenees, forflhad heard% horrid. storles,a ,
bout-the Tomberaml wouldn't have gone there
for, watohes.' , ...Be IttiOnght - 14'...troax
him to give me book my- Money; bathe WOuld.-
pot listen to, Me at, all. •
Ilook tilt,: *Au*, <ly was vjulik the
. .
*1.50 pei annum 1n advance.
*2 00 If not. paid .In advance.
meanest thing that ever ticked ;and thinks I,
khan, I give such a thing to my Wife , 'could
n't stand the .thought: What, 1'
at, take a copper
watch' home as a.present to my• wife I—eo th , •
motherof my children ! Unit took the thing
.I,y-the chin. and.:saysZl'- . • , , -
"See I .tgror r do you suppose I'll take such a
watch home to my wife ? • Noldr. Now if you
don't give me back take it out ,
on the'sidewalk and dash it into a thonstMd.
pieces !"
"Oh," said he, "it was a lady's watch you ,''..
wanted, il:ttB . it ? , Why didn't, you eay.eo be, ~. •
fore! We can sull,you a splendid married"'
lady's wateht;-,-jnot tithing for 'your . wife;
tv/
and I wilt give yvu a l istritten.tnarantee of i . -
genninenesU; thure - will, be - no. cheat abou
1 that watch .!.-b> . '• • ....________i_____
''butiwhitt shall-I-do-with
the $lB I'velboled away on ihii copper thing?'
"Oh, that shall count on the other; takes
the copper watch back." • •
"Well, thinks I, Tll go it ; I'll save my $lB
itify how. So I took hold of the' one he showed
me, and examined it. carefully. When I was
inspecting it I heard a:gentleman behind •me
say in a whisper to. a Mend; isn't that a
splen"dial watch! it is worth at least
.$l5O ;
wish I had my purse with me,. so I could buy
it •I'd•havo it cure., Thinks I, that gentle—
tu.knows. all about it, so there's no dagger.
I'll'have . it. • ,
,
r -began,to-bid,..and e Taybodrseenlied , lo , -
want the•walch, for they all bid' freely. It
ran up to $l.lB, and I got it. Now, thinks I,
here's a present' fit for a wife ; won't .she be
proud? 1 handed - titer•the.eopper - watch and
$lOO, ,and left.
Lhe .next•day - I , thonght . --I'd•nsk a jeweler — .
what my watch was worth'„and dont you
lievu that turned out to he a copper one trip ?
I started for the Mock Auction store at °use,
but I.couldn't find it. 'lt was 'Changed-into a.
agar:shop: •
, 3 •
How JOll2l Swone roe DEFTY.—TIIO law of
IllOStatO of Virginia prohibits marriage unless'
the - parties are of lawful age,.or by the con.
sent of the parents•
. John a well-to-do farmer in the Va
l. ley of Virginia, was blessed With_every com.
fort except that desideratum—a wife, John
cast his eyes around but. unsuccessfully, until
they fell upon the form of Betty; daughter of
John Jones, one of the piettiest and. nicest
girls in, the country. After a courtship of aid
weeks. John was rendered happy by the•don
sent of the fair Betty.:
The neat day, John, 6th a friend, went to
town to get the.neeessarldocuments, with tit.
forms.of procuring which ho was. the most la
initutably ignorant. Being - "Zireeted to the
.clerk's office, John, with a good deal of hesi,
tation, informed the urbane 4r. Brown that
he was going to get married to Betty Jones,
and wanted to know what he must do to com
pass that desirable consummation. Mr, Brown
with a bland smile. informed him that after
being satisfied that no legal impediment pm; -
vented. the ceremony, ho would, for the'eum
and consideration 'of $3, grout him the license.
John. - much relieved,- handed out the necessa•
ry. sum: •
"Allow me,."- said BroWn„"to siskyou a fevi.
questions. You tire twenty•one yearit - Orign;"
I suppose, Mr.
Bahr John.
"Do you solemnly swear that Batty Jones:.
spinster. is of lawful ago, (made and •entteted•
by the Legislature of Virginia,) to take Ate
marriage vow ?"`
"What's. that ?" said John. .
B repeated, • •
"Well," said John, "Hr. Clerk,-I want, to
get married, but I joined the ehuroh at the
last revival, and I wouldn't swear for a hun
dred dollars."
"Then, eir, you cannot get married."
"Can't get married ! Good gracious, Mr.
Clerk. they'll turn me out of the church if 1
swear ! Don't refuse me, Mr. Clerk, for
limiven's sake. I'll give you $lO if you let. me
off from swearing."
','Can't do it, Mr; N—."
"Geld on. Mr. Clerk, I'll Swear, I couldn't
give up Betty
.for ten churches.'" I'll swear,
may I be d—3 if shemiut.lB years old—give
me the license."
After the clerk bursted a few of the buttons •
off his 'vest, he granted the license. .
3.ox'Ne IN Comm—lion. D.tvid Paul Brown,
of the Philadelphia Bar, iclates the following
good story in a late work of his:
A quack had instituted a suit fur medical
services against one of his neighbors, and the
suit being brought for the use of another, be.
came himself the witness. 11r. Williams,
who was employed to defend the -suit and to
expose the quackery and ignorance and worth
lesmess of the services rendered, subjected
the doctor to the following cross examination:
Counsel—Did you treat the patient accor
ding to the niost approved rules of surgery?
Witness—By all me:tiny' certainly did'.
you decapitate MOO
witness—Undoubtedly. I did: that was a
matter of course.' -
,
Connsel—Did you. perform the C.osarian
operation upon him? •
Witness —Why of course ;his condition re
quired it, and it wits attended with great suc
cess. .
•
.Counsel—Did you, now. doctor, subject hie
person to autopsy,'
Witness—Certainly; that was the last roma
dy I adopted.
Counsel—Well, then., doctor, as you first
cup of the 'defend tnie lead, then dissected
kiln, and he still .survives It, r kiwi no more
to ask..and.it you claim he stilt aurvives It,
quackery deserVes to beimmortal.
AN HONEST,MAN"--•WHI111131 is Hat—Not ,
long since a letter was sent to Chicago, from
Toledo, directed to "An Honest Man.", : This , •
letter it seems is going the rounds. It •was
received at ourblty Post Office to-day. Chi.
oago Bends the letter to Cinciunati,saying that, •
"no such man resides there." Cincinnati sends
it to New York, saying search Wall street for
the owner. New York sends it to Sing Sing,
sayiag.thi3Postmaster will find him thern, as'
he has several years yet to stay. Sing Sing
sends it to St Louis and replies that there, la no
myth man here—give it to Some special agent,
and send it to Milwaukee. Milwaukee says
that ho hal just left the city fpr Auburn, and
sonde
,the letter thither with , instructions :to
the Postmaster at. Auburn to'deliver it rapine ,
to the "Rat Hole." as it mitst,be some of Iti-:
specter Bailey's appointees.' Auburn Says it
Is refufed at the "Rat HOte"—and remark*
,
on the authority of "Copper John," Waffle
hue gone to Syracuse.. Syracuse, replieirthat
there is no swill personage here, and sendoit
to R.:whetter, with instructions to try ..I , Butle
on the wrapper"--he will claim it.—Agravas
.
-- AS the dtautodd latclund in the darknetuant"
the mina. `at the 'llghtnitignhoots with 'most
vivid Bathes (Vote the grootniestoload,"so:dits..
fidelity prodeed..'. from ti ,heart 'easeeptibic
the calls Of deepest melancholy, • and.show it-
self brighter and etronger,in the 'adierilty of
a friend; •
• .
.' Ho toyed you beator yap striyos t0,.401te ,
you,good, tht4iho who. fairly's "P1'e54 , 104.,
--The-mon-who ooutlod-au-Investigation-ssys.
ft:6n% ha u l( do pod at courelog atfootion
atO girl. • - •
Julys'
alt to' a. belle, titi'the"aiiiiii iitis'about
! , Wlll all myAsarS.,'!..itap the hsoffili
reopcings: - • _
prayer{ is nOt: hubisis; 1:111t. q 000611
.fisqt ;: Vso frult.o(44 pr4,ylag
us.
do 111-nnturect in the ,rionteti All
it» petut o atid ho at. hi* Aloe agettno ti,
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