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VOL. LVIlf.
EDITED AND PUDLISIIED
FOR THE PROPRIETOR
BY WILLI : AEI 111. PORTER.
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class. -
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bin In dainageslor,errors in advertisements, Obituary
..notireA or . Marriages not exceeding five lines, will be
Inserted without ,barge.- - •
JOB Pl 2 I N TiNG
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The Carlisle Ilernid JOlt ['METING OFFICE is the.
largest and .most complete catabllahnient In the county.
Throe good,Presses. and a general. variety of material
suited fur plain and Fancy work of every kind. onablre
us to do Job Printingnt tho shoytext notice and Oa the
moot reasonable. terms. Ilursons in want of Tillie,
planks or anything In the ibbfiing (toe, will find It to
their interest to give on a call, Every variety of Blanks
cdnetautir on hand.
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aeneral ant) Local anformation
U. S. OVVERNMENT
Presidnnt—.l.olls BUCIRNAN. •
Vico President o:Ram:Emma:li t
Secretary of State—One. MIRTH 01.84.
Secretary of Ititeilor—JAeou Triompaox.
Necratary of Trallsl.ll.yllOWELL Conn.`"
Secretary of War--.lutix 17. FLOOD.
Secretary of NIV)..—ISAAO TOUCET.
rind Marital. General—A. V. bnowx.., •
'Attorney llouoral,..lr.nnit it N. lILAO6.
Clef Justicr 8f to :United. Otakes—lt. U. TA:tn .
STATE' GOVERNMENT:
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GOTEtnOr-J144E3 PU4lArr.
liectolary of State—Aß thtrar G. CURTIN.
8 ItrVoyor
Auditor llutiontl—.l4con . .
Trensurer—llENßT . ,
tliu StllCrnialloiat=ll.'LnGs" Amu
iItELONO,' W. 11. Lowitii WonpwAnn; J, G. a flux.
COUNTY OFFICOiB
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. Pretatltnt awe,. llrattnin.
A ~st , eintii,tudges=l;ou-311dilteL.321ick1 4 1,LEauutol
Dlstrirt Attorney—Win. J. Shearer. —
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Mordrr dre.—lhtillel M. Croft. - ^ ,
Ite t rlxtur—S. N. linrtranger.'
High ellorl4-44cob 119)11111n: 'Deputy, 4. itompilnc,_
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County Trensurer , —Adnin
Coroner-311tchi:511
County Commissioners—,Wiliintu M. Henderson, 'An
dress 'Herr, San Megsw.. - Cfork • to:conitulesloners,
Thomas Wilson;
-Directors or the . PoOr—ileorge Wind] e, John C.
Brown, Samuel kiuperlutondout of PooriloUsi
—Joseph Lobaeh. . .
___IIOIIOUWA OFFICERS.
Chief Boras,* Robert rvlneir, ' • - •
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?for,- Counell—J. 11..l'arker (Prevldent) John Out.
Isbell, James Canto. sr„ Eninklln Gardner, Samuel Mar.
tin, Peter Mouyer, Samuel Wetzel, J. D. Halbert, Jaetib
Clerk to Counelt.—Wm. 11. Wetzel.
Constabler,—John - g Om, !Ugh, Countable; Robert
' SteCartl;e3 ,'Word Countable.
Justices of' the.l'etieb—tleort;• kge, Dodd Smith, Mi-
• act llolcomb, Stephen keepers.'
CUURCIIES.
First Presbyterian Church, Northwest angle of Cen
tre Square. Rev. Conway l'. Wing Pastor.—Services
- ever. Sunday Maiming, at Ilfollock, A. 11., and 7 o'clock
I'. M.
Second Presbyterlanthurch, corner,of Sonth, 1 nobler
and Pomfret stn eels: 'Rev, Mr }lulls, Pastor. Services
commence at 11 o'clock, M., and 7 o'clock'!'. M. .
St. John's Churl:ll,(l'mA. tangle of
CoutiTi Square. Ilev..incob It. MO ' It r vittbY:' Services
at 11 o'clock A. M., and 3 o'clock, I'. 7.
English Lutheinn Chnrch, Medford between Main'
and Loather streets.' Bev. Jacob Fry, Pastor. .Services
at 11 o'clock A. M., and 7 o'clock P. M.
German Reformed Church, Leuther, between Han
over and Pitt streets. Bev. A. 11. Kreuter. Paster.—
Services at 11 o'clock A. 111, and 6 . %o'cluck P. AI.
3lethodist S. Church, (first charge) corner of Alain,and
Pitt Streets: Bev. It. 1). Chambers, Pastor.. Services at
11 fo'cloCk A. M. ai.d o t elock I'. 11.
Methodist E. church (ses'onil charge.),Bev. ThOllll3lMl
Ibitigherty. Pastor. Services in College Chapel, at 11
o'clock A. n. uud 4 O'clock, I'. iii.
Itotinin Catholic Church, Pomfret near East street.
Bev. Jams Barrett, Pastor. Services Cu tLe'2nd Sun
day of each month.
(Jarman Lutheran Church cornsr'.of Pomfret and
Bedford streets. 11ev. I. P. Nuschold, Pastor.. Service
at 103' A. M.
.0-4..lVlieu 'changes •In the above.are necessary the
prom per soon me trqUebktd to notify us.
DICKINSON COLLEGE
Dee. Clowles Collins, D. D., President and Professor bf
TDual tivieute.
Bev. Kermit M. Johnson. D. D., Prpfessor•of4 l lllloso.
---, lila nod taittliiat Literature.
`Janies.ll . cßlarshall, .31., Professoi of Ancient Lan
guages. •
• her. Wm. L. Doswell, A. M., Profeir__. , of lijathomat
- 1t 11l lam C. Wilson, A. 31., Professor of Natural Seienep
and Curator M the Museum.
Aloxauder &Man, A. M., Professor of Dairen and
Modern Wopuufer.
Samuel D. Illllmau, A. M., Prinolpal of tho Grammar
&IWO.
D. 1, Puriell, A. D., Assistaut filo Cirammar School.
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BOARD DR-SCHOOL DIRECTORS
`1 Andrew Blair. Prod,lont, 11. Faxton., p ‘ Aulaht.i.
Berretary,Janon
IV. },by, Treasurer, John Spher, Iduccongor. blect on
tho Ist Monday °reach Month at B o'clock A.M. at Ed.
„stsidlon Hall. 0
CORPORATIONS
CARLISLE DEPOSIT Msg.—President, Richard limiter,
Cashier. Wm. 31.11cetem; Clerks. J. P. lasler, N. Cad up,
selman,C. W. Steed; Directors. Itictard Parker. Thomas
Paxton, Noses Uricker, Abraham liosier, Jacob Leiby,
It. C. Woodward, Wm. D. Mullin, Samuel )11terTy mid
John Zug.
CUIABERLAND VALLEY HAIL ROAD COMPANT.--PreSIdODI,
Frederick Watts: Secretary. and Treasurer, Edward N.
Diddle; Superintendent, 0. N. Lull. Passenger trains
twice a day. Eastward leaving Carlisle at 10.30 o'clock
A. M. and 900 o'clock P. M. Two trains every day
" Westward, leaving Carlisle at 0.00 o'clock A, N., sun
2.50" P. M.
CARLISLE GAS AND.WATERCO}IPANT.—PPORWOOt, Fred.
arid:Valet; Secretary, Lemuel Todd; Treasurer,Wm.
ht. lieetem; Directors, F. Watts, Richard Parker,
rl Todd, Wm. M. lectern, Henry Saxton,. J. W. I:by,
John D. (lams, It. C. Woodward, and E. 31. Biddle
CIIIIIIERLAND VALLEY DANIE.—PPSIdOIIt. 4011 u R. Stet ,
rett ; Cashier, 11. A. Sturgeon; Teller,"Jos. C, ' Helier.—
Directors, John EL Sterrett, Wm. Nor, blelehoir Drone
man, Richard Woods, John C. Dunlap, Robt. O. Sterrett,
11. A. Sturgeon, and Captain John Dunlap.
SOCIETIES
Cumberlar• - 1 Star Lodge' No. 107, A. Y. - 17. meets at
Marlins hall on. the . 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of every
Month. , •
St. Johns Lodge No 2130 A. T. AL Meets Ad Maus.
day of sash mouth, at Marion, Hail. .„
Carlisle Lodge No 01 1. 0. of 0. le. Moat, Monday
XtRE COMPANIES.
The Colon Fire Company was organised In 4180.
presida4, 8. - Commit •, .Vice 'Preside:lt,' William' 31:
Porter ;. Secretary; A.,11, Dwingi TroaSUrs Petai'MeM
yer. Company meets the first Saturday In March, June,
SepteSeptember, and Dezember. •
mber,
Cumberland Fire Company wee inidituUal, Febru.
ary 18, 1800. President, Robert McCartney:, Earretiwy,
Philip Quigley; Treasurer, U. 8. Sitter. • ' he company
meets on the third Saturday of January; April, , Jnly:
and October. -
The Good VIII ileseCompaiii wee:lnstituted in March.
1855. President, U. A. Murgeon: Vice Preaidept.Jamet
U. McCartney; Sectetag, Samuel Gould;' Treasmwr, ,
Joseph D. lialbert. company meats the second
Saturday of January, April, July, cud October: : •
' RATES OF POSTAGE:'
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postage on 'all' letterset one:half anus', sralglit or slin
ter, 3 cents pro paid!, exeept to California or Oregon.
Is tO nen. s prepaid. ; ' , '
Postage on the v Ilerald."—willtln the Pouirty, frie
efiegiatel3.rents per year.. 'ft, any, part-oyilis
lidtridlitines 20 cents'. - Postage on'ellironalent.evipen,
.nder 3 s enores. 1 'can't Preindil er.two COlll6
AdVeliSted littllo,l.o bit cbtmettliith the' egitf
poOrti.
CARRIER'S ADDRESS
TO 7PATIIONEI OF TUE
r "_CARLkSLE HERALD.'.'
-• . ,
' • JANUARY' 1, - 1135,8. •
The Old Tetley doad, and ,lo funeral Mini
To ringing the New Your iq- • • . .
All the floating genre of nosey Time
-11ave-pnesed.wlah-thelrmotloy
-Arillnokon , the scroll- or the past Fe given '
• Another ye'ar—'tla Elityweren.-
Let no pule°, ern We greet the glad New Year,
To recount the days now fled, .
Let ueknoel by enah gray 6 to abode Sear .
Tor our &lanai and relatives dead.
They are-gono- they are gone, but memory, brings
Thom back to our tearful sight,
And our thoughts art borne on angat Wings
To their homes In .roaluns.of light.
Ono year age—how the echo tale, -
---Like a knoll on the saddenodlheart. .
Otto year Ago lifts the Acnubre pall , '
And Pangs titre' our nunneries dart; .. '''
One year ago, And the dead were quick, -.. _tm
Ahd friends around us breathed, t.tyl
.
nut now the scalding tears fall thick ,t
...." -- 041 - tAltink of chaplets wreathed.
The )1r le cold, and Famine gaunt,
And grim talk thro' tho stroots,
It iiiiors now the pauper! haunt
And death Elio Pouliot. green,
Protect the cold and stervlng'poor,
Who clamoring-for broad,
Llo down before your very door—
Tito bricks 'their anly' bed.
The mother - elope her frozen child " •
Oleee to her empty buret,
deadlP•sitp ehrieks i rneeont■ wild: .
"'Tia•umherod pith the Meet I"
And 'wrapping tight her scanty clothe!{
She gently folds her.eyen,
And leaving thin end world of woo!
Ascends beyond the
'tis an awful thing to one
A. being starve to'det4, •
Cold end hunger, fierce they‘bs,
Uky up the fleeting breath,
Then lot °itch onebeetoyi - hilt mite,.
..And.ltmlasariuto save,
Mauy n poor unfortunate
Prom a pnuper'n grave.
nut sorrows gy on ti, cloys go by •
And wo boll, the irlnd New Year,
To main It briagn I% !dearer sky,_._
-Then let ushanlob-orery care—
• Whlls . the hnppy dnys
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And may no pain uor Borrow dere
annbruud-tbe-ndrth
-The-day-canto naugutre - of - auteeras; --- :
Excapt tho Yankee, who merely said I guots,"
tho quaint:Hoosier-with the usual chock on,
Smoothed his grizzly (ward and said Lrotlion."
Everything pissed off to the great satisfaction, -
Of some, but not of all. Governmental action
il'ent-on as ununi; -e The conquered part] xlttiTognt
Quietly yielded, then paid down their 'lbata;"
booking forward,,in trun Republican right,
To the fonr:yoars end;)tho slgtielfYrEnother_llght.„'
Than Ilurro'fer the Union, let It ripg . thro'tbe realm,
That Frocdont mid Justice shell etand et the helm,
And long may no Minot the couplet of old,
Which freedom and peace to every heart told,
"Ai'd the Star•spanglod Banner, elv long may It way
O'er the laud of the (no and the home, of the bran."
Fat Johny stretched to us a friendly hand,.
And Jonathan, front freedom's land,
'Responded to their hearty wish
To stretch a clothes.line for the fish.
The gallant chips with science trod,
Payed out the magic coil of wire,
But whales and titmice, with manifest disdain,
Bit off the wire, and ,, bade them "try again."
-The country has - been - somewhat harrassed
•By,the political strife thro' which we've passed,
Each party extolled to the skies their Min,
Forgot their faults, and summoning their elan,
Bade them shout for freedom, and Promote '
The cartes of right by registering their vote:
To overthrew the RADULII who deride, .
And wish theNniotran Ungracious _slide. _ .
The Bonk(' hove failed and ape* has 1 ea me,
A novelty—a "thing of other dap," to come.
The rich and haughty are taken'down a peg
Aril of their follow-men will Itioe to beg. .
The oriole, no doubt, will ha've the Rood effect,
A little of extravagance to chock:
Women will perceive that skirls oo very largo
afuet uecosioirily incur a heavy charge:
And mon — will understand, with tory deep regret,
Thikgrent inconvenience of filling Into debt.,
The Bitirruons, full of strife and war,
Have vowed to hold In full, lltah: . •
Old Brigham Youiig hai crossed his glistening knivali,
And sworn torover to protect his thirty wives.
lint Unrle Sam with proper moderation,
rant his men to captivate the•nation,
And bringing thent t 6 hien, lie, without fail, . '
Will lodge thorn alt Ina common county jell.
Cf thinge in foreign lands, we'll add aword,
The voice of war In India is beard: '
And England in - sending out, her chosen men,
Propoece to ENTICE the swarthy crowd again
Under the GENTLE pressure of the Llon'e paw,
And refrain hereafter from a fierce and bloody war.
NMV In conclusion, friends and patrone all,
We ask yOU:tct reams our frequent call pp
Ity,kome slight testimonial of your thanks,
In shape of silver colts - from Lemma bankii. • -
Every waif you know,.
Resides, Tallhaks . tipm.little icornpgrotc."
I nerve you well from dap to day,
When icesind miaow alike obstruct my way. :
Mope% GREEN by name, I know you will
ThattlitNEN by nature, I can never be.
So wishing all a Serylilithe New Tear,
•
I beg ypu'll not forget •
. .
AIOLANBiN IN INDIANA AND
Col Morris, of Indianapolis, an amateur far
mer, of teteuly-coven acres of suburban land,
raised a. field of Sorghum, and In order to make
molasses from' it, and to enable others in this
aicinity to it.) the same :with . their crops,: put
:up a $lOO mill, turned by horse -porter, yeas
lag out 160 ni 200 gallons per day. '•
Suitable wooden boilers, with dast-ironhot.
I '
tome, were 'rooted 'near the still, and that
factory" has heed golii night and day tor a
month. l' .. riatophant:tiuceeis hits . crowned the
!_espetimeut r mnd.-domeitie-molasses-may - noir
found in all wiehest groterieii, - intil on Many
of the tablet! of 'the imoi aii1411 , 114 'NW rilb,
and all pronounce irdelioloue.• Qua of ..the
moat eliseilnereenliket thirenterpriee of Mr.
Morrie atd : Ohara Is; that the pries of " Or
leiiis" has tb 80 lento IneieadorBo
Sorghiim Is considered dheaper atitrointa
than Orleans set* Dente.' •
_ . .
f en error to 'the"-Seed of the
Borgh!tift..')6." Poisonous, or even InJuri - oets..
- . B toick 1 1 '4 , 2 1 ' 6 ndof it; end: it is good for them.
,The eitiellent Gni%
*huller, perheps,'io hitt 'leeit
as pal table; and nOttriSitino; thiiiere'
't
men- 11...,..escinair.-0• o;r' at er n good pro
portion with 84riiti, and the trial 'will" prows
Air, '
J; .
61411'1y, Augeeverul experiments, siva • thi
tisie been wade ha lows. " '
R . wL-mosl -- _ - -. !eVgn - : T0,44(it.0,--14&faz**
BUT, LOVINGOODPS LIZARDS.
$B-EIT DULLER REW-ARTY
•." This cash will he paid in korn oraproduca
to be colleted 'at ur about° tier kanipmetin by
ono run what !welds lam for the caries ova • •
won Sum Loma:loon ded pr alive and safely
gin -over-tulle caroverPaagebagliii—Billiircal—
.9quirc mock Junking. fur a raisin ore - the . de
vil porgainouttly, dise . untfttrtlrilthe wimen.pow.L.
oriel skarin ov a talks gmeraly at the ra
til eipaiN r epriags big main'
attested to by
John.Wetheron,
I foam' written copies of the above highly
intelligible and vindictive proclamation stuck
np on every blackilmith chop, doggery . and
store- door in the Fog Mountain -range.--- Its
.
blood-thirst; yindictive spirit, its style, and,
above all, its. chirogrophy, interested me
. to
the extent of . stealing one from a. tree for pre;
servntion:
. In a 'few days I found Suit goOd crowd
in front of C,ipliert's email dogger,s;and as
be proved to ho about "in tune,'t I rand itcto
him, "Yee, George,"thal ar dookymint am iu
yearnest, martin. They duw want me power- .
ful bad, but I epeot sit defiers wont fetch um.-
I'll go mysseif fur fifty, planked down, Of
go lorig and see- ma lice justice. Lite; lite, ,
old (eller,Wn 'let that roan ove yours blow a
little, an splain-thia cussetl.afat what hat
. .
ruinated my tweeter as a pine pusson in the
seiety 'bout
,hore. Ye ace, went to last -
year's big meetin' at Itatil Studs.. Springs, an
wor eittin in a nice ehady:place couversin with
a friend in the huokil , berry thicket; when the
rust thing I knor'd I woke from n trance, Whitt
I'd been kneeled inter by ' e fottrjear - old .
kory stick in the hair' ove old.Passon Bain,
durn hie alligator loOliite hide!. ay', he wur
.stantlinLa- etraddle me; 4: -
mbuth6ttii ( ii proschin' to me - 'bout sartin sins
an"rtly wickedness ginerallj. My poor Men'
wur gone, an' I was glad ovo it,-for I thot tte•
meant wild!! me With his club of be failed tu
Cu
- : ".Who . was the friend you speak of, Sut ?"
"N-u-n 4-3.1-r
'yourlittle — iiiikshiiii rioter! But I'll tell ye'i
-- erter - thinVT9torgernhaCiiite a rielbor gal got
au' orful confoUniled stroppin' fronr.hermam
with the stirrup. lather of a eaddill, au' old
Payson Bullin bad et.eupper (her that nite ;
and what's wus nurall, she cooked it fur him
an begged 'Mai .tremblin' cryln' not, to
tell on -her; the• durn, :infernal, hipeekritioal,
pot-bellied, '64 ex-wasting old grobnd bog . ;
but paid im for it all, ef I haint I will. I
mean to keep a ova hint all the time.
Well, at ilex. big meetise \ st, Ratil Basis, I won
ou lion', as solemn as a bat'l r errier aCcolleo.
tion time, for I hail promised the old hag to
cum are.be converted, jiet tciikeep.him-,frotri
killin ; me. I tuck a . seut on thiiatepe ova the
pulpit, to prove I wur ib yearneet:\Ther was •
a monstrous crowd in-that grove, en" old
hint
lin were n preaohiu' to 'eat at an orful rate—
how the 11011 Berpints wud servo 'em if they
didn't repent—how they'd crawl over them;\
rap ithar tails roan' (bar necks, poke thar
tangs inter (tar eyes riu',blew into thar years ;
an' ef it wur awbman, how they'd guile in her
bussutn, an' try to crawl, down under her
frockstring„. An'-he bed 'cm hot, hollering,
an' seared ; the- fan is, the thing was a workin'
po.verful. Now I'd ketch ,Alve big grey pot.":'
bellied lizurda, an' lied 'em in- a little narrer
bag,' what I made a purpos—thar tails all i at;
the bottom, - aii`i•packed utstite as a bundil ova
edam'
"So while he_ wura rarin onto hie tip-toli,
onbenoweuet to any body, 1 ontied my poke .
and put the mouth up under his britches
making ore a flee sorter-like squirrels a cilia
bin a shell bark hickory. Ile stopped preach
in' an looked fur a moment like ho wur a
lietuin' f.r aunthing, sorter like an' °ler sow
due when she Itreas you whistip for the doge. ~
give
,u big grtliin, en hilt my hod atween my
knees. Then he commenced a elapin oveltie
If altar ye cut theateak oaten a beef,. then
he'd fetch a rub what a bosses tail sprouts,
then he'd stnmp, then run his hand attired' hie
waisbun on his ,hut,-and reach down lingua
.tultily with it—then he .pred his big lege'sad
• gir'. hie back a good ,Lakin', sort eve it, rub
Agin_a_atunap.;-.a-leaning---to-liis-work-powerr --
ful, and squirming generally zif be't jiet elm
omen a dog bed, or he'd step one plaited trail..
About, this time one ova my lizards (scared an
hurt, I spose, by all tide rubin'nnd ecratchlu'
end Plappin') poked hie lied out ..atween the
paseou'e ahut , aollar au' his old brown neck,
tuck a peep at the eirounistaninte, and doged
book agin. •: .
" Old Bonin's speech pow own to him; his
eyes etickiu' out like twobtnikeyerliting agin
a mud wall, and lie voice tremblin' :,Seche,
• Dretherin, take beer ova yorerfa, the Hell
Slirpinta hey got me!" Sum eve the wimmin
fetch a painter yell, an' a ramrod-legged doe
tor.what sot near rue, allowed it wur a ohm
move ove,_ Delicious Tromendjnp, an' I that he
war rite, fur it wur tromendjue afore It was',
dun with. Off Tent the claw-hammer Coat,
on' be flung it shunt him like he wur a gwine
inter a the, - (be had no juokit oa,) Nes be
&Oh hie 'shut over hie' Led foster 03141 got
,oaten ,my. pasted 'won, an' be flung it •hp In
the air like he didn't care r itdUrn If it kept till—
forayer, but it lodged, onto a black,jaok.
eijiritb(TuircTielr
the:big old dirty-lookhe shut, akarpd like' the
deill,:'11;no he gin' is pollee shake an' a twilit,
heoutu oufen his britches, aft` he tuok.'en?'
by 'll4 bOttem. ore the lege an' , 1191tillii 'em •
round hia.hed a •foli dative, an'
.ttuni foteb !urn
deivp aheialip_over dip_ front owe the pulpit.
You cud 'sq beam the smash a quarter' orti
mile I N 10,6111,0 about gfteen:shortened
kit, a briled ehieken iris t. hip legs- crossed, a
big dUbbil-blaaed-nife, a slab eve terbooker,
pipe. Mini copper-,oro .specimens, a beep owe
Ihicken glass, 10)e 111 dee.rthisk,y;''
a equt
.tin',Al4eek. le llearperiffis•
TII CARRIER
.
tiff!
tiPP9,r ' 1 9. - o'
*Am nee_tim,_emarteit .orp my liznrde
fult:futer Ake ; ,bufnum,orn.a: faCOMen, ee , big
nain:d.poes, and nigh
,unto, ne-ugly;
not - ,tbirty 'yards ofr a fuumie bursar with a'
. ,
AIiLISLE, PA., WEDNESDAY, 'JANUARY 6, 1858.
Plut grift,
BY 8.--L--.---, OF TENN
.
• , signed by, me •
=JOHN MALIN the Paeson."
ground,:aturni
(lax brilobeo.
%tacky tail, an' smart to The last:it atuntnericiad'
-unnin' down. SO oho were henna' to faint,
did it . fuet rate jilt flung her tacky In
a
lap lathe or, rolled down the bill, tangled her
legs et!' garters in the top OVI) a Inueltilberry
lAA, and wur thar all safe; fail, an' quiet
when I left. - *,
"Now old Bullin had nuthingifi on him
but rt.in'ar ovc.bevylow•quartered oboes, short ;
vioolin"socks, an eel skin garters lii 4 ritt.ep Off/.
_tho-cramp,.— . ae!-hie-skare-wur - a -- growin' 'OW
him fast. Ile wur plum crazy, for be, jilt spit
.111..bia hand; in' leaped over the front uv the
pulpit, rite inter the middle uv.tbe plus part
uv the kongregasion, kertliff,. an setiivitt git
tin away. lie run, or eutbeiweitt , iii a lum- .
berin gallap, bevy, like , . an old wallop hose'
akared, at a locomotive. When be jumped a
bench- lie ""shook the yearth an' -Maid! too.
Bonnets an' fans cla'red the way, no' be bed
s perfeetly 'fair track. tu the tVecids.' Ile
'weighed nigh onto three hundred, hed a hfacir
stripe down, his' book like onto an old' bridle
rein, an' his belly,looked about the...size an' ,
culler •uv a .biebeefiiiapoli; an' it stslittkite_
fruni side to Side. Ile leaned baakjrum it
like 'a little filler a totin uv a_ big drum at,
muster, an' I beam it slosh plum' tit whet'. lifs.
.wur. Thar wur cramp knots ou his legs as
big. as wallets; an' all over he minded ale ui
e - orazy . els clefatit what wur possersea by ths
devil, with its yzars,, snout ati! to bop sawed
off, an:rared up tin' a gwitie on iterbitid lege
away from emedinte- trouble en' tribulation.
Ile did the loudest an' scariest an'. fussiest
runnin' I ever seed since dad raced . Wlth the
horats, to be no faker than it wur.
. Well, ho disappeared in the thicket, and
ate all the Ullletles le ever' bearn it'svur thar in
ins cirkle of two hundred feet at thar-abolts
—Bl.llll . Wjillin screamia—they wus the sherry,
wane ;, sum lartln— they will tlie ' wicked
tvunii ;. some •r;riii—they was' the fool viiies,
(surfer ova the Lovengood strips;) sum tiyin'
tu git,awny ur. bide thar faces—they wns.the
raodest ones; acme looking tirter'ele . pullin..—'
'bayM 11
was the curious 1,11 i; sum Lenin' to
Oar bowaLthey wus the sweet' +nuns; aunt:
on thar kneels with thar eyes. ahlt, but 'thar
faces.turned the way the : old•inud urkil wasa
,-rminin.-they-wusmho deceitful w ns.;=-11t11:13
"diiiirliatidii=t6ey was tli&waitin' ' out, and
the most daajeroueove all ove'eM by tvdutned
-ong sites... L-1 tuck a-big sheer myself, cater a:
Mil about as blgas abrick, a eleipliecart. a
book called, a katn"planm,s a few-rocks,-- - and
slob like fruit spattered onto-the-pulpit - al - on=
to my bed ; end as the Lovengo'bds,.durn 'ere;
knows uothin' but to run when they git shard,
I jiet put towards the swamp •on the %track.
As .1- .started a blank both! ovebOtficed
smashed agin a tree forninst me. -Sum duirn.:
cd fool perfumer dun. this, who bad more zeal
then •sence ; for- 1 say that any man who'd
wait a quart ore , good whisky for the 'chance
ove knockits',a pocir devil like me downi With
it, If the-boitil was wuth nuthin, isn't as smart .
as old Squire Mackmullio, an'rWahot his salt
with a boo handil, and it warn' loaded at that.
Well, you know, tleorge, 1- otter run fast—
jist look at these lags—l-uned 'em Buie atween
that metal' grown an' the swamp, and, they
helot kotch n.e yet.
. the Barbel ley Bunn (as ihey call him)
since his tribulation with the hell Serpinte,
haint'preched but wunst,'nnd then be hadn't' .
an \ man to bear 'im. Ills tex was, "nakiti,
I on& into this world an' Put agwine outon it
the triins way of Pm spared till then." Pm
tolPitiSia powerful tenant—it wile hegirn .
three milee.Nle [hosed that nakidness warnt
much arter all;'ef you take the rite view ore
the thing—that hell Serpinte ova all sizes
was skeery, cold an'lrubileum—that it warbt
to be expected one him, a poor, weak,, frail
*unove • the dust, to be sirpint or.lizard proof
either—that won small earpintofthe tribe on
mitcieldick ruinated'it world tlifoligh an omen
—*Lite Inc wur beset with
,a barril full eve
'An Hi:tenthly an' finally that Sutty
Lovengood is the biggest raskil.fotil, and
Sorecrow ever.. hatched . iu the mountain
range. - ‘`,
"Kow, George, that all may be so, but
want you to tell old Grownhog thin fur ma—
r,/ he'll let me alone let him alone; and
if he don't, if I tlifn't lizard Moil agiu I wish
I may be dorm' inter a poultice. Lets go to
the spring and mix a little o v'e it with this yere
whisky, (slinking. his flask,) afore; you start.
Mind, tell ole Barbelley whet I I 80 about
souther big ■keer, with-enema peck—ur._a.
peek and a half one lizards—try and akeer him
ef von kin2-good-bye." •
&rum= Lire —lt is an error. to enepose,
that a studious life it unfavorable to !longevi
ty. Wordevrorth, Southey, Moore and Mont
gomery lived'to an advanced age i .,. ltogers at
his death was over ninety ; Walter, Sainge;
Lauder, Humboldt and Deqnincey, although
pest three odor* ~years and ten, Ore !mill
alive nod at work ; and to in this country are .
Benton, Millman, Irving, Halleck and Pier
pont. These are only. very modern instances.
- . Among the long-lived students of th e an
cients welind }loner, Hippocrates, !Pythago;.
res, Plntarch, - -Nennophan, Plato,.Thtles, Car
neadee, Zeno, Galen and Dentoceltuo. Among
the modern lights of learning and literature
,we encounter the. Mmes of Locke, Newton,
Galileo, Boyle, Lebnitz, Buffon, - 01bere, Elem.!
entmb, Ilahniman, Swedenborg; Sir Edward
Cokeand.Fontemilie.l3orne'of these Men were
intensely laborious.' It' appears Chat all
eget; otthe world philoiopheis; dleinez; 'not-',
uraliets, etateemen and ether'meit wheie stud
e re - cal ula IWO ter develop
and maintain the supromkey of the moral and
intellectual powers; .'were pretierblellY -long
• "••:( 'is
AnAolll).llttiT.To Y/OLINII.—Tne :110tIll1 It la
well known, is one oOtiv moettlifiloult metro.
meets to finger. 4 patent hsq !been'. granted
to Jackson ;Gortiam, of-BeirdstOwn, , ;for a
device consisting o(' fon!. 11 . neera..lablob • preet
the string on to , the in ,any de
sired pisee; so that ordinary performers. will
be oble to execute mlisicin.anikey,fingering
only in those keys An; ii,h4l) tbe groat mass of
perfornien!,pl6y, xlx,,lite key of one,,d.wo and
sei„4 dfettngtilitied 411113 r o,Oytt „thin
itChitteil,, bii;l44ltrtk°4'''
The wotkin~s of Would sego' to
be - ii'refatatioo of that plouolbto tlioory
ptpartintut.
LIFE-TO--
DT CU f 1.,.
' • .'Tts morning, and the,oarly breeze, • ,
Samos gently sighing through the trees;
The sun's bright look •
Gilds every nook,
With colors df therlovellest huo: '
'
' • bi
And - auty every wherep emir.
Upon ostictree and-11111 top green,
And glimmering in the sparkling dow.: • •
hint morning's gay' • •
'Will pass away,
—And soon darlenight again will spread '
His ache curtain over heed.'
'Ti, now the morning of thy life—
Untaught the field—untried the strife.
- Thy brow, so Pik—
Is free from care,
But darkness comes ffill soon kind Maid;
- Then fight life's battle while you may,
- ' And win and wear the wreath of Bay,
Before by death thy day shall end.
And with thy might,
•
Strive for the
That when the night of Dinah draws near,
'thinfitelote thine . eyes without n fear. . -
Carlfilo, Dee. 1861. . '
INTERESTING TO LADIES .
CONTRIVANCES AND MAIEE-SIIITTS
- In the most easy and Monotormuli,existence, •
no cue is exempt from circumstanebs in whioh'
thi-memis and materials we have at our corn
inonti are, apparently;insufficione to procure -
us
what,we very-muck require, or to deliver
us from aonnyances by which we OontionuallY .
suffer; and hero it is that the taint for reason
able contrivance—the power of moulding what
.we have Into'oubstitutes for what we are denied
—the power of producing gond ..'nuthe;shifte"...
where tho unwise bring foiword.badnnes, and •
the stupid and indifferent must remain in difi
culty—;-thio is in all a valuable accomplishment
and- .may—be.- reckoned—oa-eeveral—hundred•—•
pounds in,any woman's marriage Portion, Of
course, nothing that has originally a specific .
nod' restricted use, can be as entirely soiscuo
tory as the absent desideriqn;7l of which ',it is
made, to take the placer Yet, under the direo
_tion_of the_ingeniutts.andjudicious,—many--a9-
humble resource will be available to' procure '
comfort or alleviate inconvenience.- 'And this,
as the world 'and Ito inhabitants are aonetitu—
teh is ite'deopicithle minsideration. As esoli'T
emergency would he impoisible to give direct
lions for contrivances; but, as — speolmens of '
the application of simple and inexpensive.
means to promote comfort, inn small dwelling,
we subjoin the_folitming
Instead of Venitlan blinds or outer shutters,
where the nun is powerful, blinds or purloins
of white hollandloslards the window, and dark
eilk or stuff, towards the room ; and again
lined curtains within, to ho drawn close be=
fore the sun turns round, and Undrairti after
it goes off. .fly this fourfould protection from•
tiro summer heat, oontposed•of materials that
wiiiilik-sothcritise have been ` , .lying by,'
we have known shutterless bedrooms kept
exceedingly cool and comfortable, which, with
a single white blind, and the windoWs open
during the heat of,the day,-were scarcely ha -
itable.
' /creme cottage eitting-rooms, the garden
door openskite them, and some other door
opposite insures a thorough draught,. which,
however agreeable in summer, is very comfort
less in winter. Curtains !afore the doors will
make such rooms both snug nod pretty, and
for.thoso who settle_ down fora long vrtver's
oveding, and are not likely to have piing in
and out, the trouble of undrawing'tbem occa
sionally will be a small Inconvenience, com
pared with the warmth and snugness of the
room when they are drawn. If pipperly hung,
they can be .ISushed aside from within_or-with
out.
The great trintuph of adaptation is, • when
that which, in'ont'shape, would be unsightly
lumber, is transformed into something ecru.-
fortable, Useful, tidy,„er even elegant.
Such transformationa have wri'acen effected
in regard to coma chests and boxes, which,
either hidden under bode, put is some " out
of the,way," or_ieft in some vary much "in
thri-iray”,placeebut necessary for tho stow'age
of whet d?Owera and chests, were insUfficient
to contain, were, wlien out of commiselon . and
on half-pay, moot ugly and intienvenient.
Even v auch chests and boxes bare been intro
.l.lnocd-to-us as-veri=ovailable-aO-respeotivr—
ble looking pieces of fuiniture. A little spare
damask, and a cushion to match, afforded' a.
Seat or Bence to the , eye as wellies Use, and
the box, min : wad alike from damper dusf, - and
easily "got at," gave ample room`' to many
articles of wearing Apparel that wouid , hale
been crushed in qawere, or must /Ahem*
have been diaggel) out from bandboxes bir.. ‘
neath the beds.
lii various other ways—on landings and in
attics r -suctrcoverings as the :piece-box may
eaeily'supply, : and ingenuity will advintag
ously apply, will make lumbering boles useful
and presentable, and et the same time pre.
serve them from mildew and decay; the epees
beneath the beds:will be left unencumbered,
and the house delivered from that look of de
parture acid discomfort,which the 'eight of un
covered paoking-oases, or the presence' of
"things about" that should be put • away, is
calculated to
pgive.
1: - .?2 , 11e11 MOTIIZIL —lt has been truly said that.
the first being that rushes to, the recollection'
bledmother. l She . Olings t 6 his memory mid
effeotien in the midat Of, all, the ,forgetfulness
and hardihood induced by roving, life, The
'laat:'message he leares le for hero his last whip:
per,breatkaher usme. " The mother, as abe
Isatila,the,leason of piety and fdial - alikt ,
tiett .. luto the heart'of her infant 'eon, Phi3idd
always feel that her tabor, is not In vela:' lgus
ratty drop : into the gravel but shriller left bo'•:-
hind ber an infleenee.that wUD work 'for hbh
Thr bow ; is *ken, but the arrow Is sped, and
1.1011'4 itp.offige.
." Hove. you any traveiliOg inketeede
sekeil s holy I . Of it :jounit ,
too'am,. tore -them with ti;et and ' lege;' 7 bpt
they are, no . t.oldfdnough to' travel yet:"' "
Mt. Why is. aid:milk° Enna sermons '
Ouse there see two Loads and cue application.
or.Hantfloon :on t4o.'frootrrient of Dbl.
• •asps of thi Ob••t by Inhalation.
VETTER, No. • •
For tbo Herold
. .
• I would' not thus protract the discussion - of
my subject, did I not believe you deeply We-
..ested in it,for 'yoti*Jinow not'when Consiimp-
Lion may rale. the voice of lamentation slid,
`mourning in your own household, or over the 1
-• pallid remains of some relative, or deist friend
'.to-atiaken-within-your•bresst - the - sieepest - emo. - I
tion-of inelaneholy and sorrow.
In this letter I wish to fired your attention
to two important proposition's: '
1. All local dieeases, demand a.looal appli
cation of medicine. If with local discus,
coristitntionaf disease also 'vista, it demands
a corresponding treatment. The profession
is united, lit yegard'io the propriety
. of, treat
ing chronic olfaction' ,of-the nose, ear, eye,
. mouth, throat, siontioli and bowels by a focal
, appliet.tion of medicine to them, Buell - , wee. I
tioo is strictly orthodox, and is in . centidete
harmony With the viewe advanced in regard to
inhalation. The occuliet treats. an inflamed
eye, by4ashes applied to it. The aurist by
injections into the oar. The same prinoiidif I
' applies in : treating. the throat, stomach, and
bowels. Theleare all lined by a membrane,
which phyeicians call mucous. The lungs are
lined by the s a me membrane, Non, if it be
correct treatment—and none deny it,--tome- I
- (Beate Abe 'eye, ear, stomach, bowels, &a., by
a. local. application of medicine, it is equally
'correct to medioate the longs—lined by the.
iaine membrane—by a local remedy, .
2. Medicines iohjiled into the' tongs, not
only produce a curative impression at the•seat.
of disease, but also act through 'the medium
'of the cireelltion, iuto which they are atis-orb
ed by thel_vissels of, thw hinge, and thus act,
more efficiently, and with more certainty, than .
when by the etemsoh. Any person who has
ever witnessed the inhalation of chloroform or
.
eulphuric ether] surgical , operations can
not foil to - rpelize - the truthfulness - of this'
atatement.. The vapor of these artialet is ab
sorbed. into . the • circulation, and deadens all
' soneibility. A few drops is, often sufficient
• for-this -purpose, ashen inhaled, into the lunge;
and ten Unice the sire amount would not
rrolCUTe the samenfiression, if administered
by the stomach, Vibe hue not seen-case! of
swooning or fainting, instantly 'aroused - to
onneeiotienese,-by,tbe-lohabuion,of camphor or
ammZiarL,et , the disbelieveugo into an at:
Inosohere, charged with 'noxious matter, -_or
gasses, or into a -room wher'e •typhus fever,
smolt pt . : -- ii -- , - ar - any disease of a contagions tit=
ture ie On:railing, and the entire system will
become' affected and 'contaminated with it.
Brain the. other. hand, let an individual be
placed In . au . atmosphere, impregnated with
the healing • influence of vegetable balsamic
vapors, and its sanative -influence, besides ac
complishing a greet local curative effect in the
lungs; by absorption, passes-into the cureent;
of the circulation, permeating every tissue,
and impartipg tone, vtrength; and vigor to.
every fibre. This is the kind of atmosphere'
we furnish forlnlialation ; either by a suitable
instrument, or, medicating the patient's cham
ber. By inhalation, we can deaden sensibility
—sedate to - the calmest sloop—phrensy the
brain with wildest delirium—purge—or vomit
—stimulate or narcotise—soothe or irritate—
control varoullir .4 excitement, or olin: nervous
irritation. Yet this''roode of a ministering
medicines is entirely cafe in the hinds of those
having a correct knowledge of i. The-rung
[
est infant, or -feeblest invalid , p use' the
inhalations. •
I wish here, to introduce an overwhelming
•faet in regarl to - tre inhaled remedies, not only
producing a local effect uplin the lungs, but
also • Constitutional liipreasion. The average
amount of blood in the human body is treaty
five.pounde ; ten pounds of this fluid circulates:
through the lungs every minute, the lungs'
present an absorbing surface af fifteen hundred
square feel; in two and a half minuteNtever'y
drop of blood will nein passed through the
lungs Rodin passing over this great absorb
ing surface, must be thoroughly impregnated
with the-medical virtues of the inhaled remit- .
Thus it is demonstrated, that the treat
ment of diseases of the lungs by Inhalatiorl, is
not a "'mere local treatment," but combines a
constitutional impression—tbore efficient than
the old treatment , by the stomach; .because in
reaohrug the circulation, it first produces to-1
ealAimpreesion-st-theireseof - diseass: — .' —
• • It would perhaps' be' well, at this stage of
our ltiveitigitions,' to speak.of the kind.of.tni:.,
dioinee used as - inhalants. '-'llpon this point-I',
would remar k , they are all derived from the
•vf,Cetable kingdom, and are so clmisified,lhot a
selection may be 'mCde ash:Mated to meet the
indications iO 'any particular case,. or any
stage of the disease. lam frequently asked,.
do you use calomel or mercury in treating
lung affectione? To this I answer unbesitit..
Inglyl do not. There Is noping In my opin;
lon—Myi that opinion.founded on experience—
more detrimental to consumptives, or those
pre-disposed ' -to the disease,. than the adminis
iration of uteri:Olds. They hasten 'the soft
ening of• tuberetdirmatter,and"eonemiuently
the , prograse of the 'disease. kit* no little
experience, In both 104Pitaltin.drprivate prac
tice, this conolusion.l.4 foinuied ;. and I clime
rather to follow the light which experience
throws upon my path Way, than ..bew *bee
anon, to the dictation of great leadere in the
P.cienee, adopt-the
use of remedies th . nt aro eanotioned by : Caper
0401(04 proven, to be good by their reeus.
TAls:i s lachb only'correot foundatiOn upon adkieh .
to build a eyetem of medicine,, , ....•"..,
Setae uNtt the tiuth'where'e Ite'thuhd;
On Utuitben, or on Christian ground." "
John', can you toll *the' cliffekinoe: between
streation of inivitatiOnieud*ttir*ollOn of on.,
;bodkin Yee, o r .of : gin:thane')
putts 4 ileunkoqnou-to the eromidenid the itt- .
tritotlon.of obbealon 'prevente-i-hle-tettinif-un
vey , .Thft pblnece. ni tjueor - peopyetege
CO ineihet.'. A friend at
,pcnefiti,irritos that .. x
jupt btid. In bin wintee.e
7 piiivisions—Lthe [Anti-quartet' of :tx borne' snit
. 01 , 6 or bull-it the 'latter 'Xiti it'd .11.
ititdp: 7 '. - leroblil be a.tikl speculation to ex
port those liorselrueue satioaget
to China.
THAT nirrinian . rnvszvxmc.
!ROM GUARANI MACIAZINA
Who has not heard of The Retired Plip!-
elan whoa Ranh of Life , here pearly run null
The old gentleman seems to be getting it from',
the preee all around; It we ,niay. Judge froth
the following oompliiefents which we clip' afi
out of ono mail f-- '
gitaetc,npaemi'lztrart----thelolttfiiitig7ttp
pears in - many newepapers : -
kretired physician itishingto 'do se nitwit
giiod . as-possible,' wilt send to amok .of
!Hated beinge a recipe for curing Con•
semption on reeelptef three postage stamps,
three eents to be returned se pottage on the
ceipt, dna' the remainder to go toward ptiyind for
Olio newspaper advert:liaise-re'
It seems hardly possible that *ny person of
ordinary discernment would. notion such -an
advertisement, yet the fact is that they do.-
The writer of this knows not ter. from, this
place, two histances whereparties have Tenan
ted stamps as required, and recelvedin return
O grist of the usual testinioniale, dated,all the
way from
- Siam to Botany 110 y; also the recipe
for making the wonderfril medicine, which he
cells Cannabis Indioa.—lle tolls hie ettb}eote
it is next to imipmeilde in get tite 'Own:mete-
Held; that great risk, is involved ,' but kindly
infonaut them he will forward a bottle reedy
prepared, by express, for $2.-• Of courtie• the
subject must see the elephant, a'bottleexpress
charges 69 cents. In ease there is any miss
fire In• Cannabis Indies the subject is informed.
1 that it Is absolutely necessary to buy a boil of
his pills, which is also furnished at prime cost, - -
1 $1 per box.- Raving gone elms far, the eub
jeet is told thit a box'of his excelsior ointment
of India must be used with the Codfish(' Indl-'
da and the pills. This he: oleo sells at cost,
being $1 per Vox. BY this time the subject
i ieminus abont $6. Of course if the fireteen
nabis pills, and excelsior ointment of
India don't mule, it must be repeated.: The
anbject, nothing . dauntedi-ptishes nut-until he
gets`a full front view of the elephant. -
If the rich were the victims of - these silly
- yet - plausible advertieethentsleesmisery would -
-be the result. Alas, it'is in too many.instan
'cos the lioneitt; ;warm-hearted,- unsuspecting
hard-earned farthing to • aid their afilleted
frieude,=—When will the poor People learn -to
stop building splendid mansions and (civilities
for qUeolt medicine Venders, especially ; where
the imposition is bare-faced and !apparent as
in this ease.—Psltafield Eagle. •
Dr. HMI, of tie Journal of Health, who bee
investigated the. matter and v 4nelyzed. •tbe
drugs, finds that the-mixtuie for. which Old
Bands of Life charges two dollars, when made'
fr n om the very purest and most expetudie mi
totic!s used costs only sixteen oents—bottle
and all.. And he furthermore charges, as do
many °there, that it is a deleterious and inju- .
rione article at bolt. .The following from the
Gleaner is a very severe rep ;
Mueslis. nitrous Permit me through
your columns to bear testimony to a valuable
medicine. .111 y great aunt has been striving to
reach heaven fur thirty years. Ilaiitig a cough,
She finally fell into the hands of the 'retired
physiciaO,' whose sands of fife have nearly
run out.' She purchased a bottle of 'his Can
nabis Indloa, from which ehe gained etrength,
judging froM the violence of her cough. On
taking the second bottle. her strength so in
creased that she was able to, cough day and
night wilhout interruption; the. third bottle
landed her in heaven. Thus in a brief apace
°Udine, thefigiad hope■ and antioipatioes of
more anima quarter of a century are tealised
for the sum of seven dbliars twelve and a half
CLEM
In New of this and other foots that are al
most daily coming to light, it ia no more than
an act of justice to, that pious, conscientious
old retited physician,' w mitt sande of life
continue to rUn• from him, to recommend big
,wonderful modiolues to all who are elicited. ;
with coughs, colds,Pathma, brown ketie, lone
linese of the gallbladder, inflammation of On,
floras, - refusal of tha.kidneys,to respond, to,.
the jerks of tho muoue. membrane, vacant •
feeling in th 3 head, such AS lack of brains,,etiiii.!',.
'To those Pireo'ne who are desirous. of Chilmik.: l
log worldsi or changing husbands sod, w,iyiss.
and all whovtre anxious to visit •th• tot, Iker,
aide of Jordan, this . medicine,
recoinmeutled To those 'parsons, who Mim i "
ilvitlyititarcaLin-natukal-histarYJ would-ad:—
vise them to throw themselves, into ; the arum
of,the retired physician,: and they may, : bo
'assured they will nee the elephant and rhhatio,. ,
• . •
But the cruelest out of all is the annexed, •
which sounds as if it had come from the fertile
brain of the moat miscelianeoue of ecoentrja:
humorlet, the 0, local" of the Buffalo Union.:
"LIT'EVEII ' Ir MAN 141115'HIM 'AC6I4'O4
..-The ‘ folloSing letter, intended, for the
tired Physician whealri sands of life,' sto.,'.heik
'found its way into the newspapers!.
KOnwi'ronti °noun 28ra 13513.
Doctor h james.-41. is. your tidiurelse,
meat in the.nikepiPtirs that yure.eande of life,.
have neerly run out., j bud no idea
. 1.13 1 01, ri!"
so skeeroe in.your tinikhoid.' we, hurl ,Sota
big Band here abourye r o hing'letere l ,
tiny . kWentity
.of send nen), ,dug' up kk' pr.:
.oweed very extemmee for bilding purpiniess r
mast You are mt ont would like to get a orde r.
to
to ship you s um moti,4ery ,ehepe,. the !end'
.• •- , • .
Is not so flue may ' bee as 'sum your, cm,
But if 'yon WOW in the nuarpliperi & get , the",
vitas-to s»y-it-was-good-It-wooddu iiret rail;
Bow mulch wood you ewe' in'ts pre ft,„,107,.,,,, : „
Mutoh wood you gli,a hOgshed 1174
p4l:th,) Aloe your'iespelitully,.._Bßn i ggiiisi
dont Nashville. -4'",
Will dont you sari* 114(1 . 1 7:4 6 *;
rune out & itgitTice •
E 4 if you milli(' wicks mimeis:Wessel *QC.
•the•sand it woodent-run eut so fa L . ;
• ...
""Bands " muitbegftto Hour
) would'think from the way the editortnre, t hr,,,,,,'
ginning' to talk; that they pre : indienr-tleg
that some people opine with Nes : ticks 014;4 re 9:1,, ,
iertain • PrOPeration of hemp wouldn't
for doctor himself, :Vide •BAbeltdili:;-De" ,
•eantagruelia; Book lit,
' reedit. will find otertyreuty pegee of enttralii`C,
'don' of t various noble
,qu'elitles of hemp- 7 •
both inedieol And meolmnionl-,.and about the
oeuvre thereof the recipe most needed bY. 91d : 4'
ni .~
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