Carlisle herald. (Carlisle, Pa.) 1845-1881, June 25, 1856, Image 2

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THE.BUR.II II ; 4
Iti,Tellowing is one of the iluest poeins••we have met
-with it 11. long time: , • .
.
- - nu neltertritritirm ilio-vallny-lu..taw-Ipaila eab ,
over ;waling Iletb-peor; hut no maul killivii;ll; orliistie.p .
ulehri) unto-thiti day.—lpeut. xxxiv.; ed.
Nebo's lonely mountain,
On this side Jordan's weave,
In a vale in the land of Moab,
There lleS a lonely grave...
•ud : uo man.dtm that sepulchre,
• And no man sin' it e'er; •
l o r,the-ankds_ofOodiuyturned.t.lms o d , __ - L
_And laid .the dead man them
• That was the pandeSt innerel
TJuttever passed on earth, •
• But no•nin heard the trolopling—
lir saw the train go.forth,
.IColepleSsly '
_ _Cdnies when flu; right is done:
----And-timerimsen btreak oti item's cheek
tiruNes into the great stin.
....
NoiseleSsly as the springtime t
lerown of . verdure waves. '
Andall the trees OA all the_ 11111x_
Open,thelr titonsnnd leaves;
So, without sound of music;-- ' .. '
• Or voice of them tbat wept,
Silently down from the mountain's' Crown
- PM -great proeession_styept. •
• • •
Perchance the bald old.eaglai
—.On groy Beth-peoes,holght,
Out on hts rocky eyrie
Looked' on the wondrons sight. • '
Porcintraarthe lion stallting':, • .
- Still ahnna that hallow'd opot; ' • '
For beast and bird have scam and hoard
That which rllllll,knowoth. not. •
Hut when •the. warrior dieth,,
His comrade& in the war, • • •
With arms reversed and muffled drum,
Follow the funeral Cam
They show the banners taken,: ,
Thoy,tell his isittlo won, •
And after him lead his masterleSs steed,
While peals the thltinto gum , •
Anild tho'noblest of the land %. • '
Men lay•tho sago to rest,
And ptlT nth , ' bard an honor& place . '
•
Witheestly unable drest.
In the great,ptin4Or transept,
ly,hereslitthto9o glotjet;
And the sweet the organ rings ..
• - Alcing the cauhluzoned
. _ •
c \ This was the bravest warrior • • •., .•
hat ever•bnekied sword;
- This-the ncret r ifted tee t_; • , . .
That over breathed u word;:
. . And never earth's -philosopher . • .
Traeed with his golden eit • - • -
wOn the deathless page truths half so sage
n
As ho wrote down for.me..
.
. .
. ...
And had ho net. high honer t. • - •
.--- TIM hilbsido for his pail, .
'Wile in state who angels wait . .
With:sters.for tapers tall.
• _-_-• 'AnttiM : dark rock - pineS like tossing pinnies
Over his bier to Wave,- • .
. And GOd's own hand - in that lonely land - -
_
To lay.binf in the grave! • .
..• . .
'-__ln that:deep grave withoutot nail , •
Whence this micon'd clay • -•
Shall break again, most wondrous thought,.
- Ilefore the Judgement 'Day •;, - . :.
. And ptaiill with glory wrapt around •
• On the hill turnover trod.
• • Andlipeak of the strife•thae won our life
With th' Incarnate Son Of Odd.
0, lenely tomb In Moab's land,
odark lletb-peor's bill, • •
Speak to these curious hearts °fours,
- And teach them to be still.
God uith his mysteries of grace,
Ways that Ivo cannot toll;;
Ile hides them deep like the socret sleep
Of Gate he loved so (Pell.
gritrt oTalr:
From Graham's 31ngimine
WOMAN'S RIGHTS;
OP., THE HISTORY• OF A VISIT NO UTOPIA..
." Have you -board the glorious noire ?
ittked_a fciend one day, as we.' sat conversing
upon theeubjeot of 'lemon's wrongs and man's
tyranny.
• ."-Noir-said:if "-that is it:". .
The'men.of Utopia," she replied, have
pt length . acknowledged woman's right to
equal social and political privileges with them.
. Solves."
• "That is, indeed, glorious news," I replied
, 1 and much as I love . my native landqam
resolved to emigrate to UtOpia, and seek
'home wherb T, as a woman, can be` free; for
despair of ever seeing cuolr•a change effect
ed itr American selitiment as
. willo secure:to
me,-as a--woman,-.those
rights, which I hold as dear as life itself,
and which I iegard,as essential to the real
progress of humanity."
A year Passed away,•and true: to> my . pur,
• pose, I found myself on bizfard the good steam
er, Nei Bin, rapidly:approaching the harbor- -
- •• of Utopia. •t" At len th I am , free," said I, to
. Myself: "my chains e evered and , ti glori
• one destiny awaitiiMe. , ere I shall find trine
• refinembrit, 'feat progress, and the ienuine,in
tinence of ivoman.". Soon 'our vessel touched
'.'the wharf,' and'oni decks were crowded with
ikMotley crew of port4s, nu4--ean it be Os ;
sible Y—portresee a- warner' i strugling, quar
reling, cursing dud trainpling; one upon : an
other in Omit eager strife fOr the privilege of
eil.VTying our, liaggrige to. the hotel. 'Woman,
• .angelie Vicimati;iitooping . to a•.life like this:
enrely, surely, these are the Pariahs, the
caste of society,WhohaVe turned aside from
the higlii4 which the genuine t' t
ism of thenten! o f Utopia hap opened
• to them.
I,enterid an omnibus,to ride t o
,Thero*ere : hut four pO s i m i e rs, I ns id es
. self ; • Wt.: they 71DODOp011ied - alt - the - 8410,81
- -stretoh9d.at fulLlengthjm_theASUShione;-they .
• cooly puffed their eigars, ; utterly regardless
. of the fact that a lady was.stauding • or v I
D y
attempting to amnd, as ,the omnibus :rattled
over the rough pavement; they, should
make room for me. A'attdden.jolt threw me
off my bplanae, and'pitehadiirie headlong upon
one of the gentlemen; •With as( oath, he push-
0 v
ed me away-; reminded
him that Imnen were ent4led-'to courtesy
at the hand a*entte‘Mari,.. ho'C - iiniy relined;
"Ladieg are. our equals in Utopia, and tnu'gt
take care of theraeolves.." .
I confess I we:B a Ifitle . ,startibil at this fruit
of woman's -rights,i6Tut I .doueluded that , my .
feelings
feelings were only a reinna4t,"ornyantiqaated
American . notion of gallantry,
Course, wag:l:int of thequeition amour equals..
At the hotel. I enquired fo s i: the ladle's' . 'liar : :
10n... The Unflteeper..stared at nie, ,se.eteingly ,
not-underetanding . ..m.yquestion. '. I ..repe; , ted .
,
• it. "Where is the ludiee'",parlor?" • ' •
4 ,'.0h..1" said he,. " I understand ..you• now.
• a
BEE
You came by the last steamer from America;
Iktkppose. • Ladies' parlor, iudeed !. where is
- "up - suph thing_in have no,
'eXelusiTe_privileges here. r :This iP the:l4oof
equal rights. Yciu can WAlkintp the - coirimon
parlor you ehoese.'-' . ...
I=l
did so gladly, for I found . ihe noise; con
fusion, niiii stench - of the tair!room intiutTer
aid e; ---- aith ongitT I -- rto ticed --- ell other--ladies
seemed to be perfectly nt !write there. But
- alas" rth - e-pitirlor - wns - hut-little-better , --It-wfts.
filled with - a motley crowd of men and women,
_ .
sothe rending, some talking polities, nail Babel
seemed to.:have reldrned to earth egain: . As
1-lotiked atound". the :spaoiOuSs. room, -I Wei;
,specially struck with. the appearance 'of a
no b ble looking and even heautiftil woman, who.
As ' . engaged in an heated .convers ith . , a
gentterrian. I drew near, taut wassurprise(
to hear angry words passing between tliVm
. _
•: at length the lady called 'bereompitnien a liar.
Instantly he raised his hand and fell'e l d her to
— the floor. Shocked beyond 'mer,sure,. I DOW
began to remonstrate with hint., but I-. was
cut k abort in my.remonstrances sy t e
and gentleman. around , us, rushing• up and
. .prying out, -(as the lady - , sprang to." her:; fret
and ruslied , at him;) ”ClearthlO ring !!"‘Yair
titay l .'"'llurrah, - 7for - Miss -- riticy — Barti?n - P - ' -
~ • H urrah,. for -Mr. Brown!" . . . •
Diegusted withsuch a scenec - I'sought 'the
retirement of rinj cisnmlior. 'Surely, surely,'.'
,thought I, assl reflected'npon what I- had wit
nessedethese cannot bo_the fruits of ):.
• rious prineipies - , of ; ,wonntn! : Ni . !";: 1.
tho genuine influence_ of enninci
patett woman in thei senate) chamber 'and the
' .• •
According I repaired to the senate chamber.
• Here, at least," ouglit - I -4,- .1: - shnil -- per.-
ceive' the relining at d eleVlting influence of
woman, softening the asperities of the sterner
snic, - awing - men's passions,' and subduing
-their-rage by the magic power of gentle words
and' holy tboughts.'-'-- - But- even
.. rts •I - stepped
upon, the threshold, a shrill.voihe smote ; Upon
My ear,: causing - me to start ba'ck as from
some frightful phantom that, had suddenly
Virust itself,across my path. Words cannot
describe the mortification that filled my soul,
as I heard a political tiradn'of slander, foul:
mouthed reproach and bitter invective, falling
. from the of a woman,. such as would have
disgraced even a.reprosentative in an Anieri
can Congress. Sick aeheart, I turned away
from such a scene,. hoping to find in , the do
mestic circle that realization of my bright
dreanai,-w bieli_Lhad ini.agrly failed to meet
. _
with elsewhere.
MI
IBMII
Ilnrned and sought the residence of .a cell
plc of valued friends. noted for their .purity
of. character, and their eonjugal affections;
who. had; like myself, abandoned their native
land, and sought in U.toPitc - a 'home where
woman 'might achieve the-glorious destiny
that God designed for her Btu, iihiF I 'how
different was the scene. lj .111 that which im
agination had depictoft. The pi - t•mises , pre•
seated unmistakable,evidences ~t neglect. the
gate was hanging by a single hinge, the gra
vel walks were oxergrown with weeds,' and
- the stefit-wii-Wlitter-cd-with-filtir.---As--I—air
• preached the door, which stoood ajar, I saw
that the picture within was a full. counterpart
of the 'scene without. All betokened
indo
lence and neglect. And - . •yet -- tls was the
boine 'of wealth, taste, and refinement, But,
lark fatigry Voices fiqupon my ear, - bearing
criminations and,recriminations in no gentle
strylns: to'not the, part s Of listenc4
r.ltnocked, and, with the familiararity
s of ad
old friend,, entered uninvited.. My - friends,-
indeed, were there; .but ales! howebeitied!
Clouds sat upon their brows, and scarcely h e ad
the usual complements beenyassed, ere hue-,
band
s and wife'-brolte - Vut at once in bitter lan
-gunge, each complaining of the other. lie,
. of her neglect , of her,,bcyn:se, and her , donmitio
• duties. She, of., his unreasonable claims, in
wishing to": tie her, his trial and companion,
..down to the' drudgery of household duties_;
while she felt thtit her talents , and her tastes
led•her rather to the senate chamber
s and 'to
tbe halls ofjustioe. , •
• -"And thusindedlny bright' visions 4
111001 rights. Bythe returning steamer, I
resolfed • to seek again my uatl`vi land ;P•cou-,
tent to live and die where woman's sphere is
the fireside . and We domestic oirole, As this
resolutlon found utteran4e, in words, I awoke,
and behold, it was a dream!
'Why aro energetic Meal like emetic!,
Because .you can't keep them dewy,
darliple
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IMPORTING
• . , .
Grniil Tliornburn couttniniolites to „ tile Wa
torbury (Conn ) American the followirii loci •
REM
Iu 1841 I journeyed fromNeW . York over;
1(10 to. Columbia, the capital of SoutCaroli.
. .
ntL
and Virginitt-4 'spent., three Suininers 'anti
tcvo rtnterrarnong t vse.ffarh'irrlirtr67*-Wer
er heard. the 'soitad of the lash. ,On a certain
wr.s invited. to a tea party in;
Va.•,• , --th;.!re were Oil:int twPnly . conple of young
men liiid - titiclatiti,' Old Men and inftiron4,' with
sprinkling of bachelors whe had doub , :.
led their teen's, • '''''''''''' appearances.
he
looge'd* t:o the upper tens..... Supper being end- .
wepom'lneneed conversing.: groups, ; •
.1
wasmueh amused and edified by tfie re(inver,-
___ _ _
sition of an ,intelligent.t had -- .seen
eighty winters. --- :She - remarked that, in her
,girlish-days it was etnitorriary for captains 9,f
vessels to bring as
_part of theifeargo
a. large
eotepany ot . .tnen and 799 met), who - were styled
redemptionisis, }Were sold' on their arrival
bithe 'ealitairi'Sfer ;unen..servjuits and maid ser.:
_vattitOo..ivait .on the wives and children .of
the planterS or 'merchants. They r were Often
sold to servo two or three , years to pay . for
theirrdenge. ,The old lady remarked that
she hadliearcl 'her . ..parents , tell, .that in -the
early times of the :settleinent.,' it sometimes,
happened that bachelors and widowerti Would .
select a bonny Scotch or Welsh lady, buy
their time, and long before the . Years of pro
bation bad bapired, - they took them for better
and for worse, for bed and for iHMid,
.thus
.forming a life oe-yartnership ivhieh, closed the
concern. . •
" The old Ititly related, with all the spright
_
:ly hitinor of a las's in her teens, the following
unitising incident: , . • '
. ,
mr-grainfratlit:r came „from
Seed:tad Wben.in hia - year. Ile
_settled in Virginia, "and 'became a . merchant
and planter; ind grew rich. Isis "agent
to
Glasgow was Alexander M'Alpin, to whoin be
-consigned two' or three cargoes of tobacco
every year, and received in return cash, dry
floods, &c. Ile hadillockS 'and herds,' men
,'"
so:mitts and maid. servants, hogs, mica and
donlieys. nit an - e•thing `jet lacked; he
liallwo-prettly-littlelvifd^tO sing-for rind
beguile the time with ber.prattling lively
Yankee-tongue, Wlfeti - 14- 7 6inie bnine - at•night - ,7
fatigued with counting- money, and 'satiated
with worldly pelf—for be had more of that
than limit could -wish. • So, after a while. he
'concluded to take as scon as be could catch
one ; but there was - tlin - rub; bis time was so
occupied - with his business-that he 'had not
time to e nit, and, worse than ell, ho was a
bashful n n. When threading the streets' of
Richmond, - if he savia sprightly maiden of
eighteen advancing in his path, •be „ would
cross the street and pass away on the other
side, fearful-of being killed by a shot from
hor sparkling ryes. Ile bad ojtin beard his
pareths speak - much in prai the bonny
lassies who played among the heather on the
hill tops in Scotland, and a bright idea now
strucit him When he'was leaving the office
one day, his . clerk-,ivas copying.a duplicate or
der for sundries to`be sent as part of the re•
tan cargo. • Thinks-he-to-himself,_l'll_order.
tti young lassie for a-wife, as the last item of
the,list._ The article was ordered according
ly. At, the same time he wrote a priliale
ter:of instruction to his agent, llr. Mc.A.lyin,
giving a minute description of the article he
wanted, as to age, height,
must
in
saran:ling up, he added, shemust be a bonny
Scotch lassie, te , be sent by the-return of hie
own ship,, her name on the manifest. bill of
lading, &o. On her arrival he ' promised tb.
have her store'd ( in the house of a respectable
widow, whom ho named, and if agreeable to
the parties Concerned, he Would make her hit
wife in thirty days after her arrival. If — not, -
and she wished to return, he would paiio her
ex'penses, loss of tithe, &o.
"WheivSemdy .MoAlpin had finished reading
the letters of instructions, lie sloWly 'removed'
the spectacles from bis nose, and leaning back
his: huge_old-fashioned, wentufferlirm
chair, and fixing his eyes on the ceiling in his
office; he commenced , muttering to himself as.
Ifollown:—The hid (his corresrondent then in
his thirii nth yeur) y la aft. or crazy- -he`aetis
me to send him a wife, as if she wits a, barrel
o' sal herring . s—Good kens the fah (trouble) "I
was at fwget a 'wife for my„ser —but I'll see'
what the gnde wife says: (A bright idea.), ; • ,
•
"Next day Mrs, MoAlpin sat the council
with-hire. A. and B. 'lnvitationsLwere sent to
ten miitrous, whose daughters wore in Wand
out of their teens, to assemble at the tea beard
Of Mrs. McAlpin on the day following. Beek
matron was requested to bring with her a dau
ghter who.was not o'er too young tomarrY-yet.
All being 'pies it an hour before- tee, Mrs. Mc•
Alpiwroad.the letter, and made the, necessary
explanations. They , they, sat down .to:tea ;
supper being ended, each lass gavel's herul; ,
iimature ; three only were ,willing to
. etabark
on the voyage ~o f matrimonial' 'discovery—Ake
three agreed to draw .outs. , Mary Bohisow
drew. the longest. otraiv," and wait balled •tbe
-.Naas Bride. •
olrtlen days, thereafter they were breasting
the waves. of the Atlantic Ocean.;' they enter-
BEM
ed the;ChesapeakelPty'after aistermy passage
of ,twelve.weekso Ivltieli::"tit,;that' . period..,was
ierrned'a goed'paSitige:::"•:ln %- i:WitAliya more,
they were ascending !he•altores of the Jamei
River, where Mr. Crawford, (the hero of • our
tale,)heard ti ship had arrived.: 11.0.mm:tried
his . own boat with four 'stout men servants,
and. Started to ; Meet' the ship. .111ary .was
s tn,idtagAu.„the quarter-deck .admiring . h a:
ture's wildest .grandeur; :she had recovery .
from the.sca sickness - when four dhys . ,:out ;
tire healthlul.hreezes of the Atlantic bad, itri..,l
Pfltited l'inlienieqtty.flicO a beautiful . fresh
ness : there she stood, 'her cheeks tinged with
therescs - of Sharers,, end her' bonny ~brow....as.,
white as the . lily of the valley.. - Craisford
sprirg : on deck,'lntd was' introduced' by the
Captain.. 'lle - looked on Mary with love and
-ail in i r;tiion_;. bo.;_deft band_ay in - his t.' lie - watt
shot. Crawford,,the captain and Mary .443 , 7
tended froth -the ship; and repaired. to - :the
' house Of the 'widow; aforesaid.-.CM theAliir
. tieth,tlay . of piobaticiu, • the lovers were uni
ted hithe . liiirf . .bends of wedlock. The (AO
'lrgly-remnrkeo;--slie--Often---hearJ2l4, pother
say a happier couple never' lived.
, :...fohn .. A..
'cleisonl-nly -Joe; John,!_was _their , motto ` and
their song.'.'
IM=
Queen ; Victoria's Children.
The Queen of England : may not be a grea
sovereign, but she undoubtedly deserves the
higher praise of being a true woman. Con4id
eringthe'forice which is added to her exam
ple-by herexaited position, it: can hardly be
doubted that she'‘confers a greatesjenefa. on
her subjects by the model she. exhibits Of all
thewomanly domestic virtues than would re=
suit from . drat carcity for:affairs of State,—
The Torb - iWo Globe has taken pains to collect
from the English papers tin'account of the
manner the Queen brings
: up her children,
from which we make the following extraot
betimes, that the, young people brpkfast at
eight ar4_-_ditte at one ; which- hours some,
peOPle think decidedly vulgar. During the
4orenoon they are kept to their books.—Then .
the boys_ are drilled in--military exercises.
the girls, we suppose, practice caliSthen ,
-ice. After• this.they have , arr hour - of music
and dancing; - By'this time - dinner-is -ready_ .
-and-when4ts-toils are Arntounted, the_ehild
rod go to riding school, from 'which they pro
ceed, the princesses- to drawing_ and music, ,
'and the priuees to a carpenter's shop, where
they hammer and saw, arid turn, till "IG --- Cy are
tired, after which they oconsiogly spend some
,time in the laboratory fitted up for their peon
liar'use. The school is now ended, and while
the girls go 'out to 'play or ride, the boys go
out to walk, play, ride, or sheet, till tea , time.
Then comes the preparations for the leSsons
tomorrow, and then to bed. Such, according
tmthe English papers, is the daily life of the
Queen's childrtn ; and' when we add that,
morning an& evening, they are trained in the
truths of religion, Ivo believe, we have before
us the fact that. the first family' im.the empire
is regulated in a fission, it were well for. a
good tiffany - Other families if they would but
"imitate." •
001SPATION'S OTTIIE A3xEmionNs.--The cen
sus returns of the occupation of thnifeeple of
the United - Strttes - are onious-and-instinctive.
The number of barbers and brokers is ' about
the, same, and between the twd, people get
well shaved. There are about eighty profetis•
ed. (lectors to one professional 'undertaker:•
Only eighty two people informed_ the census
takers- that they were "authorsi'.' while ries
less than two' thrtisand individuals assumed
to be 4.artiats.'t. There are one hundred thou
sand blacksmiths, and the sane number of
merchants. The lawyers outnumber the ba-
Liters by ten_thousattcf, there being_ twenty•four
thousand of the former, and fourteen thous
slid of the latter. 'The batters and the tobac.!
oopista are about equal in number. The car
penters number-two_ hundred _ thousand -;-__;. the
masons sixty four thotashnd ; the tailors fifty
-thousand; ".the whe - elrights, thirty thousand;
the' paddlers twenty ' three --thousand. There
are :more confeotionerit- thafi . watoburkers ;
more weavers than °teachers; More vinegar
Imakem than showinen ;_ and: tile s'ime number
, of, waganmakers as editoral Strange to, rtl
late that, among the returns ef the trades,mot
a politician ii 3 enumerated ; arid , the tablen•of
the professions de_Wot include. a enogle pii
triot. • • ~ ~
._...._ ~
Itier Success "prompts to 'median. and habit
ficatates success. Habit also gives prompt-
nose and 'the soul'. of disP'sitoli ie decision.—
Ono may., write a book or Rainta pioturo, while
anether is deliberating about It'plant or a ti
tie pr ge. The more we do, tho more, we can
do. If Ny 9 go °forward -with, spirit and'. confi
denco,wei,chall succeed. :The , beet , are idle
hill:th-e-thcevand.bo4ll),..does nekthing! T i en.
dlrs himself inglipable of doing toiything, while
is kUslioritithl by of neoes
sity.• Our expenditures of intellectual - wealth
mal6ett us 1:104, asqui "ideas by im
pirting tiers. kr" • :
ne.:Thol?esi qatok at (licit is not to play
) .‘
"
In 1784, in Redruth, England, as a worthy
~pastor„late in* the twilight,'lVlts: 'returning
fram a visit to his flock,„he saw before , hitn
. strange'nondescriPt, as large as a'black' ram,
witli eyes.flaalling and breathing „Teri
hard,. running .furiously. toward : lds
Proildentitilly he 'sprang ! aside,. and, before•
hr-stap-tintLtariL_upo4
he hall run such distance as gave }ips of de
-
li \
verauce, when he' came 'full butt ngainst, a
'Mph running in the opposite direction. 'Run
for, your life back r cries the parson - -- 'Have'
youoeen 'my steamer V asked tlinat'ranger.--
I'vp - e - een - - - th - e - e iI .6 i m
.:13y Jove l' exclaimed the eiranger, "Itow•far ,-
,thead le lie?'
_of-a_human„creatute i -inle i pme-measuifT
,led the fright of the faithful niatt,.and admon
ished him that he, if any one, should: have
courage to face the o powers , of darkness ; so
•he turned and run after the'stranger, who as
ite.!liougli.t be Mistake,. bad' tniieu the y7rolig•
eame.u!_to_the.,o.l),jee
thOr-porsuit, whibh had got nto a.diteh, and
was_roaringterrifieally. The straliger to.the
astonishment of the parson, lieize4anit.drag
ged the fiery monster to the road. •
'She _got niiay , from. Me, was ' , giving.
her the bit .of ronA t :being good forli'
IMIN
pr. , Watt's idea of running coaches by 4team
. . .
can be : carried out )think it can; sir, if cap-
itai can be got for it'
'lndeed ! indeed ! Pray, my dear sir)
who
niny you be ?' ' '. .•
' 'I am William Murdo,oh, at your service •,' d
. .. . ~,,
Mecbanical engineer, eau el-intending the erec
tion of Pernpingetigine - s-for-Boulton &' Watt, .
hrtbe - mines - hoieabou ts: l ------- , - =---,- 7 1 -- -..: ,---2.-
Great was ;therelief=and satisfaction of the •
. -
worthy parson, oddiscovering that what he. -
had imagined to be something broke lOose
from an unsafe place, was but abit..of honest .,
mantrtift—a lunatic conceit, it might be - but, ,
.harmless, except when it ran away, .and•then ..
it might , frigliten children, perhaps hurt them.:
k This miniature engine - *as *as - fhe fireLemblisd-
itimerrt-ofthe idea of locomotion oil - roads 'by _
THE F A 3 TLO'C'OlkitoTlrYK:
The tone of this question, and
_the company
goodneis ! well . she is Yours, • ,i4eu
• . .
ray, what:is she ?' ' •
A steamer, sir, I call her.' She is,n, llttle
eriment of mine ;:got it urto try ihether
steam.
•
A Situ Prcrunn.-0 I were the tongue dip
ped' in. thC 'gall - of celestial disple.asurcte I ..,
might • describe the cos; of a man expiring in `
the cruel agonies and uncertainties of unbelief..
Ah, see ! everytking conspires to trouble mi
now. lam dying . ; "%despair ofreceyering;
physicians have: giyen me 'over.; _ the highs and -
tears of friends are useless—the worlillunnoi ~.,,
F
guru me. Whither am I going V What • '
hecome of my body? My nod, what a spe a.' •
cle ! The horrid torches, the dismal' shr u(1 ;
the coffin, the tolling bell, the - subteranear
abode ! What will become of my soul? lan •
ignorant of its destiny ; I am plunging int(
eternal night. My infidelity tells me my sou
ii nothing but subitle matter; another world,
a vision; immortality, a fancy; and yet I'fee!
I know not what, that troubles my infidelity
Aniiiliiliition, - territire ne it ie, waldnppeaf
tclerable tome, were rink Alie ideas of heave!.
and belt topresent - themsePres to me in--spar
of myself. I see heaven, that, immortal "man
eion of glory, shut against me: Isee it at al
immense distance. I tee it, but my crime
forbid me.to enter. — I see hell, which .
have ridiculed. Tt•opens under tfry -- feet.•
i hear the horrid *groans - of .the • damned.; th
smoke of the bottomless pit chokes my Word
and wrupttniythonghts in -4uffocatiog' dark
lIM
ALWATEI__SOMETIIINGL.—ITIVO_York
shire Abigaila, uncoaolous.that an "own cot
respondent"' of the, Gateshead Observer we
withidearshot, were leienrely employed at th
front_door,_a_few_days_ago, within _holt; kmil
of the No:Mitten' railway station; and ,enl
veninkitheir _labors _with ; revelations of • thei
' '
"Ah l" Bald onelto
_the other, "youlrfi we
off, you are , with no childer in the.housse—Or
ni
ay_was.ll..atid_scautiorTnnelikes,...e.O.O's
'Olean long .. when
•"If w . e`vatio childer,•"vias rOspoot
tiorosp the dogs-and dogs
just as bad, as °tinder.'" • '
"Al 1" exolaimid Martha again, "that
just_ the way--there's always something' l l
there's no childer, afore's dogs."
, A Goon Excused.—Ajurcireiwitme was cal
'edby the. clerk. The man, ix,dva'nood . _ to ti
judge's:desk and said ;
• ‘4 Judge,. I should like-to-be eFoused."•
. "It ie
.inipossiblo said the Judge . th,
4ecidg
" But Judge if yoU know my reasons." -
sir, what are they I"„
".Why, the fact io"-=-Eind the man paused. --
•"Will sir, Proceed." oontinuatiko judge.
" Well, Judge, if I must say it,
itch r) 1
The Judge, beiu a very sedate one, turtle
to-,the clerk awl said, e' clerk itcrgteh that u3s
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ME
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