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Residence—on the Walnut 13otturn Road, ono mile east of Controville. fch2l ypd G. 11. cotr., 'l' TORNEY AT L A.I,V, will attend promptly to all bueipess entrusted to hem. ti,tioe in the room I'6llllolly occupied by Wit 1101111evitte, Esq,, North Ilituover St , April 20, 1552. DR. C. S. DAUER ESPECTF LLY his professional services to the citizens ot• Carlisle and sur • rounding country. Ilan an.l residenee•in South Hanover street, directly oPposite to tiro " Volunteer tillice." • Carlisle, Alit 20, 1853 Dr. alloaGE BRETZ, iti3t-i-;-7; \V 'LL perform all operations uP ont the teeth that may be re— required for their' preservation. 'Artificial teeth t asortui, from a single tooth to enema° set, of the in ist scien t ific principles. Diseases of the .a al' and irregularities carefully treated. Of li ie at the residence of his brother, on North Pitt Street. Carlisle Gnonall MGM, Jus ricE OF TILE PEACE. OF riCE it his residence, cornet of Main street mid too Public Square, opposite Burkholder's lintel. In addition . to the duties of Justice of iho Peace, will attend to all kinds of writing, as deeds, bends, mortgages, indentures, urjeles or agreement, notes, Sce. Carlisle, an 8'49.. DE.. X. C. LOOPHIS, WILL perform.all operations upon the Teeth that are requi ed for their preservation ; such as Scaling,Filing Plugging, &e, or will restore the loss of them, by inserting Artificial Teeth, from a single tooth to, a full sett. 0 - Office on Pitt street, a few duns south of tho Railromilletel. Dr. LI is alt• cut from Carlisle the last ten dans of eve' y month. attrotion Carlisle Female Seminary, • itigISSEIS PAINE will commence the SIdSSIQN or their Seminary on the second Monday in April, in . a new and coininodious school room, next door to Mr. Leonard's, North Hanover street. net ruction in the languages an 4 rawing, no extra charge. .‘lustc taught by an experienced teacher, at an extra charge. (sept3tl) Plainfield Classical Academy Near Carlisle, Pa. 191.111 E 15th •Scssion (five months) will corn ". menco Nov. 7th. The buildings are new and extensive (one erected last Fall). The situation is all that can be desired for health fulness and moral purity ' Removed from the excitements of Town or • Village (Iv: Student 'may hero prepare for College, Mercantile pur suits, &c. All the branches are taught which go to form a liberal tducat on. A conscien tious discharge of duty has secured, under 1 -- Arrdevp.43., the present flourishing condition of the Institution, . Its future prosperity shall be maintained by tho same means. Torres—Board and Tuition (per. . session), 850 00 For Catalogues with full information address R. IC. BURNS, Principal dElProprictor.s Plainfield, Cumb, C 0.,. Pa. WHITE NALL ILCADEIVICY. Three tniles IVest of Harrisburg, Pa. IM SIXTH SESSION will•commenec on • Monday, the seventh of November next. Parents ana Gifiiihans and — cithers interested ars requested to inquire into the merits of this Institution. The situation is retired, pleasant, healthful and convenient of access• ' the course of instruction is extensive and thorough, and the accommodations aro ample. Instructors. F4D. Denlinger, Principal,land teacher of Lan guages and Mathematics. Dr: A. Dinsmore, A. M., teacher of Ancient Languages and Natural Science. E. 0, Dare, to char of Mathematics and Natural Scienwts. ' Hugh Coyle, 'Poacher of Music. T. Kirk White, teacher of Plain and Orna mental Ponmanship. • c'• -Terms. Boarding, Washing, and Tuition in Englisa per session (5 months), Instruction in Ancient or Modern Languages, each, 5 00 Instrumental Music, 10 00 For Circulars and other information address D. DENLIN GER ' Harrisburg, Pa. MS THE POLYTECHNIC COLLEGE Of the State of Pennsylvania. South Wee Corner of Market Street and West - - _Penn .Square, Philadelphia. College, incorporated by the Legislac tarp. April, 1853, is designed to afford a thor ough Profe,sional Education to students inten ded for ENGINEERING, MINING, AGRICULTURE and the McetuNteAb and CHEMICAL ARTS. The Trustees announce that the Lectures on Chemistry and its application to the Arts will no commenced in the Lecture Room of the Collage by Prof. ALFRED L. KENNEDY, M. D., Tue'sduit November lst, at Iff. o'clock, M.. and be continued on Mondays, Tuesdays, l'hurs days and Fridays, throughout the session. Tito Analytical Laboratory is also, 'open for Students in Practical Chemistry. MATTHEW. N EWKI RK Pres't Board of Trustees. JOHN MoINTYRE, • Soc'y. Trustee in Cumberland county JAS, HAM ..uxoN, Esq. (nov2's3 Cumberland Valley Institute. A select Boarding School embracing two distinct and seperate .Departments, Male ,j- Fem;tle. REV: J, 'S. ,LOOSE, A. 111. Principal. rinms Institution will hereafter occupy the 11. new and commodious edifice Just erected for its accommodation. 'Hie building is pe culiarly adapted to nicer the wants el both de• partmours. The rooms are largo and well ventilated, nod the whole house is wormed with a homed air furnace, wtidt is especially healthful. It is located on on eminence near the bor. ouch of Mechanicsburg, Cumberland County, t , kb ample grounds, handsomely laid out and ornamented; surroundmg ; inviting to physical exercise and to amusement in the upon air. Every facility for an accomplished toil elnioied education Is here offered that can be fOund at unv similar Institution in thistState. Tratnis. Board find Tuition, per, session, sto 00 Music and Ornamental Branches, extra The Summer Session will open on the t2d c May, and continua twenty one weeks. OU INSTRUCTORS Rev. J. S. Loose, A. M.,Prefoesor of Mora Science and Ancient Languages, Henry Com fort, Asaistant 'Miss L. C. Walker, Principal of FOllllllO Department and teacher of Music, Miss---Assistant; Mr. Edward Fe lls, PrVessor of Moth.rn Lanuanges t J. B.'fler.- olaa, M. D ., Lecturer on Physiology arid Laws of 'Health. . • . . For " Circulars" containing inferences and Muller particulars address the Pyincipal, Mechanicsburg, 1 it , arch 30 11351 Ounthorland Co., Pa, - • . • ''• • . ' IRE TWO THINGS, SAITH LORD BACON, WEIGH MAKE A NATION GREAT AND PROSPEROUS—A FERTILE SOIL AND BUSY WORKSHOPS,TO' IVII T ICH LET .ME ADD KNOWLEDGE AND FREEDOM. —Bishop ifall lEEE! portni. =1 I really think it is a ehamo A woman can't propose, Instead of waiting the caprice Of obstinate young beaux ; Our foolish custom ne'er allows A timid maid to choose, But she must listen to man's choice, Then take him or refuse. They tell us, that when leap year comes This privilege we have, But 'tie an idle tale, I vow— We're nothing but man's slave, I wish some one would make a law, To - take effect direct, That icon should henceforth sit and wait, And woman should select. Why, if a woman now declines, If neked some time or other, And thus lets ono proposal slip, She ne'er might get another: But man can poke his nose around, And pick whore he's incliner' to. Or he atm let the matter pass, Just as lines a mind to. 5 1 . Ylionitime of Ara FORTUNES OF A YO NG GIRL. No find the following singular story narrat ed as a fact , by Mr. Jouy, in his 'Hermit in the Provinces,' a work professing to detail authen tic and curious matters relating to the 'various provinces of France. Mr. Jouy states that he received the narrative from the lips of Mons. and Madumc Dupre who were aided in the recital by the actual letters of the heroine: In the town of Havre do Grace, France, not. many years ago, there lived an aged couple, M. and Madame Dupre. In themselves these Personages' were worthy and respected, but circumstances of a remarkable and romantic nature connected with their family, rendered them objects of peculiar interest, not only to their neighbors and fellow citizens, but to all those who visit the town of Havre. One of the near relatives of this venerable pair, was des tined to a career of life such,as we shall only find a parallel to in the pages of Arabian fic tion. Aline Dupre was born at Martinique, in the year 1763. Her father possessed one of the best, estates on the island, and spared no pains or expense in educating his daughter, whose rare qualities, both of person and mind, well merited the most careful development. At the age of fourteen, when womanly charms are almost matured in that clime; Aline was, the pride of her family, and the admiration of the upper circles of the colony. In private society no one surpassed her in vivacity of spirit; in the ball-room the graces of her person and movements we] o . unrivalled ; and she posses- ed musical talents well fitted to enhaaco and complete.the impression made by her appear ance and eddies& Such was Aline Dupre, when an unforseen accident .gavo a sudden turn to her prospects and fortunes. Excited by oppression, real or imaginary, a numerous band of negroos made their escape from their masters, and spread the most serious alarm over the whole island. Profiting by the scan tiness of the military force stationed there at the time, these runaways committed various outrages, and 'made threatening demonstra tions at many. different points calling every where upon their follow - slaves to join their standard. None of the negroes in the employ of M. Dupre had acceded to the insurgent band ; but the btatiou of the gentleman, and the high opiniOu entertained of his talents and activity, caused him to he pitched upon as the reader of the militia raised for the suppression ,of the mutineers. M. Dupre fulfilled with energy and success the duty entrusted to him. The fugitives were surrounded and captured. but only by a desperate struggle in which Are received a mortal injury. He survived it long enough_to permit_hico_tiLreceive the from Franco the cross of Sr. Louis, which the Governor of the colony; the laarquis de ihu villo, had requested for'him. Soon after re ceiving this reward, M. Dupre died, recom mending with Lis last breath his daughter Aline, and Lis only eon to the care of the Gov- $5O 00 ornor The Marquis do Bowtille did not neglect:the charge committed to him. It, had been the purpose of- the- Into N. Dupre to return- to Franco, whore be had a small patrimonial pro perty, and where various members his family were settled. This intention had been paitly formed with the view of completing the education of Aline and her brother, and in the hope of 'seeing them well established there in life. The Governor of Martinique determined to fulfil the wishes of the father in this respect. Finding the young Dupre, who was a year or two older than Aline, to have an inclinatiMi to a military life, the Marquis 'arranged that he should' go to France and enter the regiment of Bouillon, whilelhe sister was to be placed for-a time in the seminary of St. Cyr, the highest institution then existing for persons of her sex.. Allis and her brother accordingly :embarked in a vessel bound for France. That vessel, however, never reached its destination. • Its fate remained unknown for:seveii at the end cf which time a letter, containing disclosures concerning it, was received by one of the friends of the Dupre family residing in France. This individual was a young lady who had -epent sumo years of her youth in' Martinique, and' had been tho play:pato and door friend of the young . Aline. The letter ..„alluticd to was delivered by the ambassador of a great power, and it was from his sovereign —his crowned queen. That queen was Aline Dupre! Tho strange viedusitudes which placed. Alino„ In this position were - detailed in the communieation to her friend, nearly ne fol lows : . The vessel which bore the brother and sis ter; intended to land on the western coast ot France, and reached. the Straits of Gibraltar in safety: Soon afterwards, however, when the passengers, attracted by the beauty of ev ' ening in that latitude, had assembled in a group on deck, an old negress in atteialunee on Aline„pointed out a dtirk aped in the sea it a distance. The captain Was present" at the moment, and was observed to grow polo-as he `taped his eye on the object pointed mail but , 'fieninde'no remark, and the passengers retired CA.E.LISLE, PA., WEIDNESDA.Y9 FOVEA ELF 30 . ItS53. for the night. In the morning they found no thing but bustle and alarm ou board. Their vessel was pursued by a swift sailing Algerino corsair, of. a size which rendered it almost hopeless for a petty merchantman to make any resistance. Nevertheless, the crew took their arms, resolved to sell their liberty dearlY , . The pirates were not long in coming up and boarding, end, as Might be expected, soon overpowered I'll opposition. • Aline had kept close beside her brother, de termined to perish with him if he fell, end when the capture took piece, she was bound with him to the same chain. This association ,greatly lightened her sufferings, on the occa sion, but it did not last long. When the dor- Bair rem: ied the port of Algiers, an order was iteued for the conveyancd of all the male pri soners ashore, and the retention of theTernales. The language spoken around her was unintel ligible to Aline, but she soon. became sensible of the, intended separation. Her agony was dreadful at the moment, the past mishap seemed to her insignificant in comparison with this crowning ill. She fell en her knees be-. fore the barbarians of the vessel, and used every entreaty, by words and gestures, which might have a chance of moving them, to per mit her to, accompany her brother. Her tears and imploring looks fully expressed the mean ing which her language could not convey, hut they were totally disregarded, and Ler brother was carried off with his companions. All hope seemed to depart With Lim, and Aline fell down in a sivoon. If er insensibility, at least to a partial extent, was of long continuance, every return of her powers of reflection serving only to renew her grief, and throw her back into a state of le thargy, which rendered her heedless of all around her. Zero, meanwhile, the old negress, watched oVer her with incessant care. When Aline regained scohlithioglikecamposure;she— found herself on board of a different vessel, and again upon the open sea. Zero, informed her that she had been purchased by an Arme nian merchant, and was now on the way to Smyrna, whence, after taking on board some Circassian and Georgian captives, Achmet, as the merchant was called, intended to proceed_, to Constantinople. Zero likewise added, that Achmet seemed M take a strong -interest in her restoration to health. This last piece of intelligence was anything but pleasing to the poor captive, and her mind was so heaaly op pressed with a foreboding 'dread of the fate that seemed to await her, that she resolved to escape from it if at the cost of her life. No other way of effecting this object was in her power save that of starving herself. For two days she maintained this determination ; and was already begining to feel her strength di minishing, when some proceedings,pntfie part oP era changed altogether the train of her thoughts. The old negt i ess, like many of her race, affected the power of reading the cards, or of telling fo'rtunes, and she artfully led her languid mistress to express a wish to know what Would be her brother's fate, the subject ever uppermost in her thoughts. Zern used the opportunity given to her most dexterously. Consulting the cards, she assumed, after a time an aspect of great joy. ' Your brother shall yet bo free and greatd The cords declare it—and. by you—by you, shall ho be saved!' The suggestion of such a possibility made an instantaneous and striking impression upon Alinc„and raised in ler mind ,a new course of _ notion. She resolved' to:desist from her absti nence, and preserve her life, in the hope, that whatever might be her own fate, she might yet have it in her power to alleviate the sufferings of her beloved brother. When the vessel arrived at Smyrna, it chanced that while Aebmet was getting on board his other captives, he met the French Consul in society, and• mentioned his having with him a beautiful slave of French descent. The Consul immediately - requested to see her, and after some difficulty this was accomplish ed. On seeing Aline, Monsieur, gener ously offered to purchase her from the. Arme nian, and set her at liberty. My brother,' said will you sot him too nt liberty ?' , , Al4!' said the Consul, 'that is not possi ble. How could ho now he found out ? ,The iutcyvention of the,Sultan alone, I fear could avail to discover Lis-retreat and procure his fr'codom.' The Sultan !' replied Aline ; and for a.few - moments she. remained is thought. - , -Well,! conlinued she, at length, I cannot, and will not, since such is the case, accept of liberty myself.' The Consul pressed her to idler her resolution, but the generous girl held firmly , by her purpose. The s ight hope which exist ed of her finding in Uoustuntinople some means of liberating the poor Captive of Algiers, kept her fixed in the determination of remaining with Acbmet. It seemed to her as it' some secret power urged her onward to the Turkish capital. But, as she soiled thither, doubts and fears touk.pueseseion other mind. lier whole chance of success was founded on her personally see ing the Sultan, Abdul Hamund, or some great courtier, from whom she might beg the life and liberty of liar brother; but she remember ed, and 'shuddered to reniembes,_that she might become - theAiurchased slave of some rich obscure Turk, end might be snot out for ever from the light of day among strangers. ' With these thoughts in her mind, she proceed... ed to the presence of Achmet, and assuming a firm and bold tone,, she said: • Annenion, your fortune and seine nie .now in your dutuds.i' If I have observed nright,. you do not confound me with these poor and ignorant slaves, who have bodies and lie souls. Such as jhese subjugate the eyes, but not the.: heart, Itlicheracter is different film theirs, and so will bo..my destiny : It Wm ho a high ono; and - year fortunes shall rise with it. In-, troiuco me to the presence of the Sultan, and e % depend-on my eternal gratitude.' AchMet seemed to be struck by these words: and the confident Vine in which they' were Ut tered. Ills manner assumed a resemblafice pf respect very unusual betweonmaster and slave, and he expressed his intention to gratify. , the wishes of if possibly .;;, " Accordingly, when the vessel entered the port - of.Conetan topple; and the Tarty were conveyed to the: house of „Achmet, be, showed his intentions' her ono of igb,rigloatjrplipes to, be found in the City, this being a preliminary step as ho thought, to the execution of her design. But Aline declined assuming the garb, and, contented herself with one of he most simple kind. To' his surprise, the Armenian wise compelled to admit that her appearance was more captivaing Nfilildllt than with the rioh attire obtained for her. Though Achniet seemed thus desirous of fulfilling her wishes, day after day passed a way without any approach of that event on' whieh Aline rested every hope of-procuringher brother's liberation. At last, however, Achmt announced that it was impossible for himself to introduce his beautiful slave te'the presence of the Slittan in any way. 'But do not despond,' said he, have sold you along with Zera, to Isaac Age, son of the old chief .of the old guards. -Ile has promised to place you hi the way of seeing the Sultan.' Aline at first thought she was deceived with false promises, but such was not the case:— Isnot, 4go was faithful to his word, and Aline obtained her with. She was brought before the Sultan.. It is needless to linger on the is sue. The skill of Aline in tnusio Was exerted to charm Abdul flamund, and not in ink': It was not long ere, his. passion for the accom plished captive grew so deep and strong, that 'he made her his legitimate wife, and she had also the plersuro of embracing,' her brother liberated by the Sultan's orders from the slave chains of Algiers. Under the title of Sultana Nalide, 'Aline outlived Abdul , Hamund, to whom she bore the Sultan MahmOud. Mah mond did not immediately succeed his father, but lived in sechision during. the Intervening reigns of Selim and Mutitapha. The civilized spirit of Mahmoud may, in part; be traced to the instruction of his mother, the• Sultana Valide. She discovered the retreat of her re latives in France, and as has been said, sent theta - letters which were accompanied liymag niGoent presents. M. and Madame Duphre, the aged pair Jescribed 118 residing. at llayre de Grace, were her uncle and aunt; and shar ed liberally of her bounty. The de died in 1817, at the age of fifty-four. iriciftunrouri. BLOOD BATHS Aetior - din - g - t - o - a - dark tradition; - whielris inoi deutally mentioned by Pliny', the ancient kings of Egypt used to bathe in human blood when they wore seized with leprosy. A similar sto ry is told of the Emperor Constantine, but-he seems to have.been restrained from employing this revolting remedy iu consequence of a ; and lie is said to have cured by baptism. No greatreightt-nnn be attached to these ill autheuticatod'ettries yet it fa - 11e.1 , t00 true that, both in ancient mss andthe Ifs ages' decided healing vie up for the.curft of 'missy) were supposed to exist in -the blood of into children 'and virgins, and that occasion' was • given thereby for numberless cruelties. It is needless to refer to -tie remoter traces of the belief in the expiatory or healing properties of pure blood; they ramify far, end pass into the most ancient times. Cures of leprous people by the blood of animals, in employing which certain symbolical customs were observed, are mentioned in the boOkof Moses; and if. might not be difficult to discover similar forms among all tho-nations iu the During_the mid- die ages the delusion about tlid healing virtues of human blood, which must have had MA4lble effects in the plague of leprosy, received a chock from the impression that only' the blood Of those zhildren and virgins would prove ef ficacious, who offered themselves ft eely and voluntarily for a beloved sufferer. This idea is particularly expressed in the touching story of " Poor Henry," which forms the subject of ono of the Most beautiful poems, of .the thir teenth century. A Suabian knight, whosits in the lap of happiness, is seized with tho lepro sy. In order to escape death, seeks through iho ivorild-foe,help. The physician's of Mont pelier con give hint no assistance; Ihe hastens to Salernum. hero onu the mastery:mikes him acquainted with the iiptiarantly hoPeless means of cure. Sad at heart, ho returns home, and prepares himself to sorrow out the remainder of his days in solitude. A'girl of twelve years of ago, the daughter of a countryrnan, con. ceives a passion for_ tho unfortunate knight, attends him affectionately, and, upon aceitlon. tally tient:Mg of the' free• will offering, cannot be dissulided from her resolution 'to purchase the recovery of hsi master with her li:o. „Both set out for Salernum, but tho catastrophe in not fatal; Henry nets rid of the loprotiy,qhd rewards his generous benefactress with mar ringe.—Gernian Medical Gazdte. NOT BO Pooll.—Cloirles ,, Jarvis, the artist, tells the following anecdote of his father's tray els in the Western part of Kentucky:— At the close of a day in mithiummer, Mr. Jarvis and his companion rode up to one of the most dilapidated log huts they had ever seen. Th'eThilffjew was stuffed full of rags: and the eraOks between the logs were partia11y.......... . up with the same articles. What au awful shanty, this' isr-oxelaimed Jervis na . lie rode up. - --" It is evident they are too poor hero to accommodate us. " Not so poor as you mout think, stranger," said a head that showod itself among the rags; "for I don't own this place."' 7 , . " Have you anything in tlioro to oat said Jarvis; "any bread and barn ?"__ "got a etnejl, stranger—all gone; every smitoh—not a crust loft!" - - ' • " Have you any food for our horses ?" "Not a earn, nor au oat, stronger --haven't no use for none!" r, " Well; can you accommtalate us for the night?" " Wall, we can't, stranger. There' is no floor to the holm, anci tho straw, is ell out." , "Why, I never heard anything like it," said Jarvis finpationtly. • "Why - how do you do hem?" Putty well, I thanh-lon," ent.i tbolCon4 tookian ; “how's the follisilown your way ?" That vao Ououih for thona=they ,rods on to bettor quartoss.‘ Tlmnmount br money in notivo circulation in'tho Unitwi Stains iciCetimate in the Mot , at1*6,477,2, 7. 1, GEN. COOMUS ON STORY TELLING Fow men have.ever gone to Congress with more fun and popularity than the Hon. Leslie Coombs, of Kerituak.' In the way of anec dote, ho is unequalled, while his mode of tell ing stories iniparts,a tons to diem that nn ono camapprociato who has not made his acquitin- Lance. Among the "Characters" that Mr. Coombs knows like a book, is old Major Lucky, whose taste' for bragging amounts at times to the sublime. Whenever the Major has a stranger in trio neighborhood, ho " opens wide and spreads himself," and with a success that loaves us nothing to desire. The following scene took place between the Major and Col. Peters, "a Into arrival from Illinois:" "Major, I understand from general Coombs, that shortly after the Revolution you visited - England ; hew did you like the jaunt?" !‘ Capitally ! I had not been in London five hours before ReX sent for me to play whist, and a devil of a time we had of it." A' Rex? what Rex ?" "Why, Rex the King—Oeorge the Third.— The game came off at Windsor Castle—Rex and, I played against Billy Pitt and Edmund D'urke—and resulted ?tither comically." " Row so!" ' ` 44 As we were playing, the last game, Rex said in . a rather familiar manner, ' Major, I suppose you know George Washington, the Fabler of his country.' 4 Father be d-d,' says he, 4he;.was a cursed rebel, and had I served him right, he would have been hung long ago.' This of course riled me, and to that degree, that I just Brow back, and gave him a blow between the eyes. that felled him like a bullock. The next momene Pitt arid Burkti mounted me, and iu less than ten min utes my shirt and breeches was torn and tat- Cored ; that I looked like 'Lazarus. This gave me rathUr a distaste for English society; and on the nest morning I set sail for America,— . Sis weeks afterward I landed at Washington. The first person I met, after entering thu city was Q." "0 I what Q?" " Why, that darned old federalist, Quincy Adams. Ho wanted me to play ninepins with him, and I did so. Won *l2OO at two shillings a game, and then had a row." " About what?" "•lle wanted to pay me off in Continents oncy, worth - about : a shilling npecir: — l got angry, nod knocked „him:into a spittoon.— Whilst I 'still had,him dour', Jim come iu and dragged me oft' to the White [louse." • "What Jim ?" " Why, Jim Madison. I went, played euchre for two hours, then Tom (lame in and insisted that I should go home with him." • " What Tom ?" "Why, Tom Jefferson.. Jim, however, would not;4ton to it, and the consequence was that fiieq'went'itito.a'fight. in.the midst nrlt. they fell over the bannisters, and dropped. about fifty feet. When I left, they were giving it to each other in the coal collar. How it terminat ed I never could learn, as just then Martley ran in, and said I must accompany her up to, Mount Vernon, to sae George. What Marthy do you mean ?" " Martha Washington, wife to George, the old boy that gave Jessy to the Hessians." About here, Coombs said the sti anger began to discover that he was " swallowing things." The next strip that comp along ho took pas sage in it for an adjacent town. The Major, we believe, is still living, and still believes that walloping lie gave Louis the Eighteehth is the very best thing nn record.—Vcio York Dutch man. li= • Colonel F—, a very irritable and impa tient man, had occasion once, while passing on horseback, through a town in the West, to pa tronize n Dutch Blitchamith. Are yoit the smith ?" he asked of a. stout, black; bearded smoking man, that come out of the shop to look at the horse's defeetivo Oboes, Yees, 1 be der slimidt," replied Mynheor, steadying his long pipe with his loft band, while ho lifted one of the horse's feet with his right. " You wish him to have de ntrtilhoos?" No sir," said the Colonel, in hidquiek way. "Set tho shoes on his fore feet—that's till." , 4 Set de shoos on his foro feet—yah, I un 4 derstun. I will have, in vun hour shoed." The Colodel went away, and returning at. the appointed time, found the Dutohman still - at worlc on his horse. Ile'was very wroth when lie saw the state of affairs; but Ito went away again-with the promise that in-4trun half hour' longer the shoes would be set. After dinner lie made his appearance again at the sh and asked, twliat was to pay." • " Four shillings."', " Four shillings ! ' It is an imposition l I never paid over a'shilling for setting a shoo in my life." " Worry well," nodded Mynbeer. "Vim shilling for do con shoe--I set do four shoe— thitt-iith four shillings—nichts?" " Nick!" ronxed the excited traveller. "Who told .you 0110013 1" . By doonder,".suid tho smith, ".tou.tellmo yow•acif." " 1?. It's a falsehood—a--" " Aline good sir f You say,sat do shoo on do four foot—" "So I did, the two shoes en the fore foot." oish der man 'crazy? two shoes on four foot You dot on dreo hood as mootch I" '"You f-f-fool I" exclaimed the Colonel, who stuttered winm.much excited. " I said set the fore shoes on lase two feet, you b-b-bituder-• leg Dun:datum." . - Set four shoes - on two feet Ira, ha, ha I" laughed OM width 'scornfully and angrily.— " Ilundert touiond Wilson! you Yankee!" . "You w•w-wooden headed Dutolunan I" "You gooselmonkey, vun fool I" The Colonel replied, stuttering worse than ever; the smith etruck his fists and jabbered Dutch, his knowledge of English being eiliaul ied: and thus they had It, until' a mutual ao quaintance explaiaed the ,matter. The Col.. paid the charge, laughing at the Mistake while Mynheer smoked fiercely,' and, blazed away at the language which made four, feet two feet,, or two feet four feet, !!any wity,tuA Viler right waiLdoonder and blitzuur q~'lToneety 1i always tlio'bes!, polloy. LET THE HEART BE BEAUTIFUL So the heart, the heart is beautiful, I care not for the face; I ask not what the form may lack Of dignity or grace ; If tie mind be filled with glowing thoughts, And the soul with sympathy, What matter though the cheek be pale, Or the eye lack brilliancy. Tho' the cheek, the cheek be beautiful, It soon may lose its bloom, And the lustre of the eye be quenched In the darkness of the tomb; But the glory of the mind will live Though the bloom of life depart; And oh l the charm can never die Of a true and noble heart, The lips that utter kindly thoughts Have a beauty alt their ()mil' For gentle words are sweeter far Than music's softest tone; And though the voice be harsh or shrill That bide the oppressed go free, And soothes the woes ot3 the eorrowi9g one, That voice is sweet to mo. TEM IRISUDIANS PROBATION From a pleasant gossipping epistle of a le gal friend in Indiana, says an exchange, we take tne following amusing passages: "In tho' - intervals of leisure afforded-in one's office, a good story is occasionally brought to notice, or nn old ono occurs, that affords a laugh hearty-enough to bo shared by others. In talking some time ago with a friend about he usage in the Methodist.aburch in taking members upon trial for six months, ho \ related an incident that presents an entirely novel view of till's feature of ecclesiastical "An Irishman, in time of a revival, had joined that church. Some time afterwards a piouely inclined person was exhorting him on the sub ject of religion, when Pat indignantly answer ed, " Sure, nn didn't I 'jinn tho Methodists ? _Faix, and I did. I jined for six months and behaved myself so well, they let me off wid free.' This reminds us fsrcibly of arstory recently told us by a clerical eriend,"whieh struck us at the time aelteing "too good to be lost." A reverend brother in a "down east" State, was brought up before an ecclesiastical council, to answer certain grave charges of immoral and unchristian practice, Ho assumes an air of. indignation and "injured innocence" at the al legation, and went personally to all his friends in the parish, nviting them to come to his trial, and deo for themselves how virtue could triumpli oier tnalignadt prosecution. Thetday of trial at length came: The church vrattcrow decl, and the examination of witnesses began. As the cause advanced, fact after fact, of the most damning character, was brought out in the testimony; and when the whole evidence was in, the defendant rose and said; "I con fess that the character of the testimony addu ced on this trial, as it has advanced, has some what staggered mo in the belief of my inno oence and now that it is stinimod up, I havo came to 'the conclusion: that have heen•mista .ken!. And on the *hole; I think you *iiuldho 'doing but simple justice in . turnind me out of the iilfurch = dnd you can do it as soon as you please!" Now this strikes us as something "cool!" =I The denseness of the population had long since entirely driven out ail wild quadrupeds ; and there aro also few domestic ones, such as aro found in Eistern countries. Beasts of burden aro in a great degree superceded by the paeans of transport afforded by the nume rous rivers and canals, and by the coolies or porters, a class of athletic men, who take the place of animals in carryinAurdens and in dragging boats. Animals are excluded, to leave more food for men. There aro no,-mea dews for feeding; but the entire soil is used in raising food for the inhabitants. Wild cats are sometimes caught, and aro considered a great dainty. Monkeys aro found is Rio south west provinces. What few horses and asses aro found in China aro small, and very info• rior in every respect. The Buffalo is some- times uscein ploughing. Dramodarics are used between Poking and Tartary. There aro also hogs, goats, and sheep. There is - but one variety of dogs in the country, an animal about one foot high and two long, resembling a small spaniel. Rats are very abundant, and furnish the common people with meat. They are very large and destructive ,to crops. „Of the birds in China, there aro the eagle; the falcon, the magpie, crows, sparrows, cor morants, the rice:birds, and many species of aquatic birds. Cormorants aro used by the Chinese for-catching fish, The Lim is im., perial property, and the magpie is sacred to the family. Fish forms a very important pait‘ of the food of the Chinese, and great care is taken in rais-! ins them in artificial fish-ponds. The gold and silrqtshes aro kept in glass globes as ornamehts.2 ---, The large specieS of reptiles are unknown in China. Frogs, lizards, and fresh water tor toises'are 'common. Verminous serpents are very rare.— Williams' China. Ttta AGE OF TIIE PATRIAIIOII9.—Some have nab esi tsted-serio usly to-asoribi to our forefa ther Adam, the height ofnine hundred yards, and• the ago of almost a thousand years. But the afieurato and rational investigation of mod ern philosophy has converted the supposeclholfes of giants, found in different parts.of the earth, into those of the elephant and rhinoceros; and acute theologists have shown that the chronol ogy of the early ages was not the same as that used at present. Sortie, particularly Hensler, have proved, with the highest probability, that the year, till the time of Abraham, consisted only of three months ; that it was not till the time of Joseph, that it was made to consist of twelve. The assertions aro,.in a certain de gree confirmed by some of the Eastern nations wil t still reckon only Hittite months to thoyoar; and besides, it - would bp altogether inexplida ble why the life of man Should have been shor tened one-half immediately aftei the flood.— It would be equally inexplicable" why the pa triarchs did.not marry till their sixtieth, seven, and.oven hutidreth , year; but-this-difk Oultyritishos when We reckon these ages afi coiling to the before-mentioned ,standaid, give the twentieth or thirtieth ye;#; and, eonseipmtly, the same periods' at which people mar)/ at present.: Tho whole, Shore= VO.FLUTHEIN fore, according to this explanation, assumes a different appearance. Tho sixteen hundred years before the flood will become" four hun dred and fourteen ; and We nine bundiedlywnB (the highestrecorded) which ilethusela lived, Will be reduced to two hundred—an ege which is not itarreesible, and to which some men in, modern tides have nearly aiiproaehed,—Dr, Iran Orden. ,E * tllllol . 3llo. ONE. OF TIME WEDDINGS A few years since; 'one pleasant day in Sep tember, there arrived in Boston, the great metropolis of NOW Thigland,,,cortatu„ ei , eoupl front_ Vermont, who came to, get peacefully Ailed in the "holy bonds of matrimony." So soon as the happy couple were fairly ensconc ed, the would be bridegroom, who was a rough but apparently honest specimen of the "green mountain boys," immediately sent for the proprietor of the hotel, iffho quickly answered his summons. _ , Say 'angora,' interposed the stranger, who pointed to his modest "lady love." far in' the corner of the parlor, this is my young wo man. Naow we've oomo all the way from Varmount, and want to be latched, Bond for the parson, will yor ? want it done up right Strait off. The landlord smiled and left tbe room. But a sloe: timo had - elapsed; before a licensed minister mrido his appearance, and this oblig ing host and his family, were called in to wit ness the scene. Naow, Mr. Tie-'em together,' said Jona than, 'do it Up br . own, and yer money's ready;' and forthwith ,the honored functionary com menced by ordering that mine host shOuld jqa hands with his intended. Jonathan stood up to,his blushing lady love', like • a sick kitten hugging a hot brick, seized her by the hand, and was as much pleased as a monkey might be supposed to bo with two tails. 'You promise Mr. said the minister, 'to take this woman—' , 'Yeas,' said Jonathan, at dues. ' To be your lawful Wedded wife?' continued the parson. 'Pane, yang.' 'That you will love her and respect her in all things T' lima.' That you will cling to her, and her only; as long as you both shall live ?' 'Yeas indeed, nothin' else I' responded 'Jon athan in the most delighted and earnest man nor; but hero the reverend gentleman stopped short, much to the amazement of all present, and more especially to the annoyance of the intended bridegroom. I added Jonathan. One moment, my friend,' replied the min ister slowly, 'for a thonghtoceirrred to me, that the larr of Massaehusetts cannot permit of these ceremonies without the observance of a "publishment," for a particular length of thunder's thelrouble, mister? Don't stop, put 'or thrui Nothings split, eh ! Aint sick, mister, be yer?' 'I say, my friend, I have come to iho con clusion that you cannot be married in Massa- chusette.' ' Can't? Wot'n natui's the diffikilty. I like et, she likes inc, she said she did; wet'n.to • bender V 'You haven't been published sir, I think ?' 'No ! Aaint agoin' to be nuther ! At's wet wo Quin 'era for, on tho sly; go on, go on, old feller.' I really sir,'—skid tho parson. Reilly ! wul go ahead, 'taint fair you seo, 'taint I swaovr, you've married me, and paint teched her. Go on, don't cave in hero I 'At hint just the thing, naow'taint.' •' I will consult—' No you won't, you don% consult nothin' nor nobody, till this 'ere business is concluded; naow mind I tell ye !' said Jonathan with re solution, and in an. instant he bad turned the key in and, out of the lock, amid the laughter of the witnesses,.whe were nearly choked with merriment. Naow say, mister, as we were,' continued the yanhoo, grasping his trembling intended by the hand again. 'Go on right strait from waro you_ left off.' Andlrro Jonathan crowd od his hand far into his pocket, and drew from it an old pocket-book, (probably psecl , by groat grandfather,) as an inducethent for tile reverend gentlemen, and continued: • You can't come none of this half-way business with this child, 86 put'er through, and yer money's ready', 12110 W no dodging. It'll be all right by golly!' . The parson considered a moment, and con cluded to risk it, at eight of the well crammed wallet, of course. Ho continued : 'You promise—' Yeas,' replied Jonathan. The parson smiled and went on. You pro mise, Madam, to tako this man to be your husband lawfully?' Yalu, yule,' said the yanks° again, as the ady bowed. -! That You will honor, love; and obey, and-- . Them's um,' -said Jonathan, as tho lady bowed again. ;And you will °linen° him, so long as you both shall live l'' t Thaek_the kind, thats.tho talk!' exclaimed Jonathan, and the lady responded with a los' again. ' ~ ~ . ~ , Thenin the presence of him on high, and those witnesses, I proncinnop 'you man and wife.' . . . Hoorn l' shouted ,TOnnthan, at the top of vole' o, ioSping nearly to the coiling With Joy. • And what God has joined together, lee no 7 man put asunder.' Hoorah r continued Jonathan, 'by. golly, tvot's .the price? haow muol 1 spit it eout, don't be . afeared. You did it jia liko a book old feller! 'Ere's an X, never mind about the change. Send for a bomnibus, lan'lord I Give us yot bill! I've gotler I She'd mind I- Hail • Columby happy land!' roared tho poor fellow. entirely unable to control hie joy, and in tel. minuted Moro ho was on his way to the Lowel; dg pot, With his toffil, the happiest "man on . "etjail.'-IVoburn Journal. .• . ; a