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E..BEArrTY, Proprietor.
kilairO.
Zij. k. C. I.IOOI.YELS,
%vita, perforiv all
npnn t
Teeth that are
rod l'or their preservation, such ns 6ealing,Filnig.
Plugging., &,e, or will res'iore 'the loss of them,
by iitioritlig reeth, from a single moth
vri.nliee.on Put street, a FON
00ri vonih of 111 , N.,1111,111d, myr„.ll,.,isab,
Olt the last ten ila id eNfet r niuntl;.
c.,,E3a.am BRETZ,
WILL perform al
operations upon the
teeth that may he re
re, for their preserv"t ion. Artificial teeth
in4erted, febnt a single tooth to nnewire set, on
the m Diseases of the
et nit tad irregularities carefully treated. 'Of-
II • it the r o of ionr t of his brother, on North,
Pi;: St t nqt.. Cctrlisio
S. B. lErqrrrat,
ICE, in NOrth Hanover street adjoining
' •. Wolf's store: Office hours, store par—
; from 7 to 9 o'clock, A. ill., and from
,•iilock. I'. M. finnelB.sl
DAy c IKEIRRING,
‘.‘r[Nrcr.nssocinted themselves together la
11 the practice of Medicine and its collateral
hr i :hot, °TT their professional - services to
the lig of Mcchaaicsherg and adjacent
country. • . [may I ..!Grn
rir..7o/11NT sziract GS,
OFFER his proftilional servic's to the
people ol,Dicltinson township, and vicinity.—
Residence—on the \Valuta Bottom Road, one
mile east 0 1Contreville. feb2lypd
qOla md-m, • •
jus rIcE .J p HE PEACE. OF
FICE at his residence, corner of Main street
and' tho Public Square, opposite Burltholder's
Hotel, 'ln addition to the duties of Justice of
lie Pence, wail attend to all binds of writing,
simli as deeds, hands, inortgag,eg, indentures,
articlei or agreement, notes, &e.
Carlisle, an S'l9.
Carlisle Female Seminary
•l'i[l.-; I . I ,timtton commenced ito Term
nn c i p 2 lit of .-;olitember, under the care sit
P.lrmE Pa me., assisted •by competent
tea-zh. , rq. '
I tier t !tt..tn m the 11.ng:ttacs and drawing, no
extra charge.
\I. t va i expelicnecd tenchcr,at
n es , ra (sept3tf)
Fresh Drugs, Iffsdieines, &c. &c
~
... , I have just received from P hiladel.
phin and New York very extensive
, additions to my former Sforb, umbra
;
Ile cuts; nearly every article of Medicine
• --- now in use, 'toga aer with PaintS,
Oils, Varnishes, Turpentine, Perthinery, Soaps,
Stationery, - Fine Cutlery, • Fishing - Tack le,—
B rubes of almost every description, , with an
endeiss variety of other articles,' whit:ha:am de
termined to sell at the VERY LOWEST prices:
. All Physicians, Country Merchants, Pedlars
and others, are resdectfully requested not to pass
the OLD STA Nl),_as . they - may rest assured
that 'every article sip be sold of a good quality,
rind uprin reasonable terms.
' -
S. ELLIOTT,
Main street. CarlisW
. ALI V ' l O 7
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• ; litriLLlA WV; de. 11.A.07. v .F.T.M.V..,
rcr NI: \ V t' 11.1,E, PA.
....1 .-2 F.Al,l', RS IN ll ARDW ARE to all its
147 variety for u..e and ornament. Also, Shoe
Vi u di ng q - Morocco, &e. Glass, Oil, (Paints,
;oak' and Rille PaNvtler, &c., Cedar Wore,
• oires,l3rush ank
es. 'Prs, Baskets and Conch
rbrunittgo, ,S.r..z. Th q y have nit hand on will
r`7 2 .6.04 everything to the LIO OIC and STA
, ..; tI, 'tf•lf,Rps.line. They,:havo an extensive
oTveractor.y 4' TIN 44%.11. - E,fo'r wholesale
. It! I %.•,tail. Ilonso aryl Darn Spouting well and
• jib aptly done. Tlfey have an extensive
STOVE Warehouse, where may be fotind',the
i'l , 3t noprOved patterns of Parlor. Coal and
e., , A. stoves. The public atkontion is directed
particularly to. the Irmeaster It eystone Cook
St . dve; for sale exclusively by them ; the heav
iest an.l cheapest stove in the market. It will
be borne in mind that their Cook Stoves are
the cheapest offered for sale. All other • nods
so das cheap for , elsh, as the ehcap , cheaper
eheinest. " . - UNewville,sept24
110SLT.75TEEL,
it O USE, Sign. Vance and °imam/min
Painter, Irvin'a ilnianerly Hamer's/ Roar
n.ll da ir Timm' s Ilat Foot e. 110 will 111
1t3 , 1 pro aptly to 111 Me iva doacriptiona of
paintia,T, at ro la in ili!o prim's. Tile
klt) la of graining I 10, sueli as staling
th, walnut., &e., in the improved style,
July 11, I s.l2—ie.
CHURCH, LEE AND RINGLAND
Tr. •thCLU.9.
AND
TY:A.IVb SAW IVI 74
NEW CENIBERLANI?,
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4,,::.', .I.4o:derSignetlareisaw-pri?kred toirciolit
V,l,r+fi,/!...tp• .I r inn . reitantlizefr . om Philacrel
't i4d.43 q. , - , -'. 'pi in and Baltimore, nt re.
0:;?-..: - ; - •'"),' :'•'''. 4 - . ' . due
, r . ftlis,"Wyrr)iiliSt y,
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Vt '' f - . '"' .!iy gioo., 3 5 11arltet Street, Phi1a..).... 1
cl-X , \ •:• ii e
II ali, IS all's Depot'," 72, North ,
N..
:,.'
, 1,,,, , ,..,•:_... I.,o...:TsronTATixtcolsr.
icr ~:
• V i''.l 0 a aderaigned are now prepared to freight
il inl .rivriq.,,k watk. z r. ) merchandize Irani
.1-- Philadelphia und
atigto ,
g.-).- 1 1 -%G Baltimore, at re
ddeed rates, with regularity and despatch.,_,
1.
Dif,POTS'.
A Freed, -Ward & Freed, 315 Miirket Streot y
;, -)'• Philadelphia
54k,11%;yllarnitz, 1G North Street, Baltimore.
ilktioliftel.florr, North Street, Baltimore. '-
i
lisitiatelq.Gin , . J. tr. D. RHOADS.;
k r 4'•:::'III 7 EVIT — HiPLOTHIN6.. STORE .
T A . - -
f`,
s'-!:,tiilliib Berl b e . has just retail? &Om
.. 1r . 4.01,1 - 4 will* a Very choice ueleetian of
'0 ,#* - CASSIM ERES and VDsTIN QS,
ranrl ,
_.•-igsab, Brown and Marbled cloth for
iCrArrafopATs. -*Besides a splendid lot . 01
,F.,ANC:V . .. STRIP ED 0 ASSIMER ES, ivlddr
Itowill.ttnike up into cents, pants and vests p 1
i,the lates4iyles. Ile will also keep Shirts.
_
•.a. oder Sli Ir Cellar , . Glos
THERE ARE TWOTUINGS, GAWK LORD BACON, tiQHICII MAKE
,A NATION — GREAT AND PROSPROUS 7 A FERTILE SOIL . AND BUSY WORKSHOPS,—TO 'WHICH' LET ME ADD KNOWLEDGE AND FREEDOn—ii s hop H a n
_ . ,
~'3 ttll.
MEMO
=I
The stormy March is cement last,
With wind and clouds, and changing skies,
I hear the rushing of the blest,
That through the snowy valley flies.
Ali, passing few 'tire they who speak,
'Wild stormy month ! in 'praise of thee ;
Yet, though thy winds are loud and bleak,
Thou art a welcome mouth to me.
For thou, to northern lands, again
The glad and glorious sun dost bring,
And thou hash joined the gentle train,
And Ivear'ht the gentle name of Spring
And. in thy reign of blest and storm,
Smiles many a lone bright sunny day,
When the changed winds'are soft and warm,
ted heaven puts on the blue of May.
Then sing aloud the gushing rills,•
And the full spring front frost set Me,
That, brightly leaping down the bills,
Are just set out to meet the sea.
The year's deputing beauty hides
01 wintry storms the sullen threat
But in thy sternest frown abides
A look of kindly promise yet:
Thou brinest the hope of those calm skies,
And that soft time of sunny showers.
When the wide bloom, on earth that lies,
Seems of a brighter world than ours.
.
From the Lady's hook.
NEAL McGOWK AND PETER.
=I
Some time apo, I was pleasantly surprised
by receiving a visit from henry Study, an old
and valued friend of mirie; who owns - a — noble
plantation iota° ten miles distant from my'
residence. Ile had ridden across, as country
folks often do, not so much because of any
particular business he had with me, ns to have
a chat about old thnes i rind `the crops, and
polities,. and tlmse lesser matters of common
interest to both. As I had not seen Harry rat'
several months, owiNg to the illuces of Mrs.
Stanley, his visit was more then usually a_
greeable to me, inasmuch as it ptioved that my
old college chum was still the samestrank,
easy, warm liArted fellow se ever. My first
question naturally touched upon the lietlth of
Mrs. Stanley, which I was gratified to learn
had greatly improved of late. Afterwards,
we fell into a‘sociol confab ; and when the
newgr topics of the clay Were exhausted. liar-.
ry,strolled with me erinind the farm; noting
with a practised eye the growing grain, a d
speculating upon the probabilities of a boon
ful harvest. Having extended our walk
croSs the fields, awe took to the
e.* hills
„ y you 2
and, at length, scated-ourSedvpb9lot 4 6
oloOlic,staut-trori3)tilTem . ' ,. *hennlslo• „
,vi i „
noble p‘respeet of the surrOtindinge? alfi7-...! I
Taking a cigar from
_9v:case:he as aconii:
tamed to Carry in-his pocket, 713) friend lit;e•
°ceded leisurely to light it; ' (1,. when this
feat was Sccomplkhetl, and V'few whiffs bad
been taken in silence, all at once, and to my
great surprise, he suddenly blroke out with—
'rsay, Urban, do you know anything of one
Peter Mulrooney ?'
'Wiry do you ask said I.
'Oh, nothing ; only ho claims you as a warm
friend Of his, and referred me to your ',woof
able self 'for his character.. 1 didn't want to
bother you, however, at tho time ; but htip
posing just then to need a hand, I hired him
at once, and tido assure you his character
soon itself - apparout without any further
trouble. After he had been with me for a
week or so, doing nothing properly, I OCI.
it just possible that you "night have disehar_-
ed him" for some - misdemeanor or other, and
concluded to catechize my gentleman a little'.
'So you homy Mr. Urban, 111ult•ooncy 7'
sail I.
oll ti - 7 ' ' eed sir ' said he,j"tis proud lam to say
that same; f r surd virt' H 7o isn't a dacenter
jintleman, barritt!„Ws:,..7. in all Amerilty;
I am happy to limy spoken of;
ut, if you woro ho much
i f by did you quit his service
'Sorra one o' ale knits's,' he leplied, a little
vasively, as I thought. ! but 'Mama
k
cs fault, anyhow.'
'I dare say nBl\ But vhat did you do after
lett Mr. Urban ?'
Och, bad luck to me, sir, 'twos the foolish
thing in the world. I married a middy,
'Awl became a householder, eh V
he exelaithed with tp expression of
d ense disgust, 'the liouse wetAdn't hould me
.g ;
'twos too hot for that \ I does be
Thimph ! , You found the Widott too fond of
iug her own way, I,ouppose
ihrue fur you, idr ; are a 'nighty crooked
r it was, that same, ;a' that's Collo.' -
k .he mana g ed to keep you straigit . , I dare
!Straight! Ocli , by . the power°, itleater
tnley , , ye may say that l If I'd wowed
C4RLISLE, PA,, AVEDNIESPAY, 11A.RCE1 39. 11853.
to be • plasitt' yer honor, any' way, an' that's
no lio.' •
'As he spoke, however, I fancied I saw a
strange:sort of puzzled czpre4sion flit across
his face ; but taking it for granted ho knew
what I meant, I paid nt the time no further
attention to it. The conversation which fol
lowed Aknediately after, by one of those sin
gular coincidences which so frequently happen
in life, turning upon the subject of horses,
tended still more to impress the with that
Niiiv don'tlau i, Urban for, dhough
perceive by your quizzical look that you are
pretty well acquainted with your Irish friend,
even possibly you cannot have any conception
of the manlier in which the affair terminated.'
`ln some egregious blunder, Stanley, I'll be
houni. But pray proceed with your narra
tive.'
'Peter stood for some time crushing his hat
uneasily between his hands, and occasionally,
shifting the weight of his gaunt person from
one foot to another, until I began at length to
entertain'a faint suspicion that he had not -ex
actly understood me, after all ; so I said to tt
'A wavra•bi an mash for the black
You will not forget it I hope, Alulrooney
'tis• an illiganf mimory I have,' said
he 'an' nicer a word dhrops from your hon
or's lips but I'll be bound to hould it' as fast as
the lobster did Neal McGowk.' •
'flow was that, Peter . ?' said I.
'Pfeil:id, sir, but 'tis a quare sthory,' said be,
bursting out'in one of his rich laughs. 'You
see, sir, there wasn't a hardier boy in the mat
ther of horse-flesh in all County,Gala'n'y than
Neal MeGowlf, Ayeh ! but it was him that
bad the keen eye for a bit of the rail blood I
An' so the rich genthry all the counthry round
pathronized him, an' called him ?ilisther Mo
Gowi'f, ant [rated to a bit an' a sup ; an' may;
be sometimes croL.ied his - hands wid silver an'
goold besides. 'Deed, sir, 'twits mighty af
fectionate they
. wor wid him. 'Twos always
"The top o'. the mornin' to ye Illisther Neal'
(
or 'Tis glad I am to see ye, Islisther lleG r wk !'
for they entertained a respect for his cien•
tifical acquirements in the matther of orses
that was beautiful to see. Wbenife they
wonted tb buy a sp'endid liunther, or
. span
1 of floe horses for toy lady, or a pony about .
the size of'a month ould calf for the chit lher,
who but Neal McGorik must ride wid them to
tile fairs, an' -the markets, an' discourse upon
the qualities of the bastes ?
.By a mysterious
gift, ho could tell their ages; too'— •
'That is not at all difficult,' said 1, „.. a...1itti0
contemptuously. 'Any fool can tell that By
loorng at their teeth.'
is of Irish horses I ani spakin', - ye4onor,'
responded Peter, with , an -air . of the, uttpost
ainiyiiai.y
I know of no difference between Irish and
American horses In that respect,' said I,
laughing. • 4
'Oh but did ;I over -hear the likes that
exclaimed Peitz... -Pure it doesn't become a
.pnor boy
14 tyurcho yer honor'slarnin' ;
*W .
--ore t &
a queer, sidelong nee at
firie-frellikun er'• its half-closed eyelids—'thero
:11.04a14ultiinSikl,..AT . h1 all , her silks, an' her
satins, an' her kool , il,.arOlierbritht, sparklin'
jewels; that aoca be''-more'frectious about hay
in' her ago latifFtliikkee Irish
.Itbrso.'
'lt was aluatat imPossible to resist this ; but
I managed to retrain my-disposition--to burst
out into a hOarty roar, and merely said—
'Pub! pub! have dose with your non
sensbt3lulrooncl, and go on with your story.'
•, Sure enough, 'twos by the teeth, sir, that
he told the dgc of a horse ; for 'why would I
be tellih r ier bore.- a lie about it 1 But 'twas
only-by the coaxie way he had that put the
comether on thejnilous baste, and persuaded
it to open its moult.' • .
' Alt I know ;' 3ou Irish aro famous for blar
ey.'
'Deed, sir that's, true, any way,' said Pe
er. ' {Yell, Neal w,hs but a poor crayther, af
ther all, for, by :anon of the genthry ctillo
guing.wid him, ho began to turn thO could
shouldher to his tuld friends, an' to brag, an'
to boast, as if hebato the world for wisdom.
Arrab, where wts the use of a dac ut man
dentaneing hisself in that way ? ell, ono
day he took it iwo his head to thrav to Dub
lin for divarshin en' a mighty p ty diVar
shin ho made of it, surd enough. Och, but
It's a beauty of a city, that en blin, wid
its four coorts, tie its str z oie o lonises,
an' its college green, ineotz44 dgc over the
Liffey ! By au' by, lieali‘th?6 s to thom. 'ket.
iii
;130dad, but 'twas his mei ja' us tult'him ere,
I does be thinkire! Aftndrniiin' tl . hopes
of pitatees, and the la ins of bafe, / n' mut
ton, an' other vtgitab es of a timi , •' charac.
'herdic comes to a fis errnan's s , where ho
sees iver so many hi ck,tbings p. ( in' old their
thin legs an' dhravv, le thorn •r k Ogin, in a
lazy scrt of a way.
' WhaVirtltini4Lne's Neal t' ho fell nm.
' Lobsthers,' sei the ma
''Tis jokin' ye are,' se' Nea ' Lobsthers
are red oraythurionsa . as ojer's coats,' sez
he; ' for misthresoil; of n, the housekeeper
at Squire flooPies,to o go.'
. •
'" ILDStbress Ili agiutbis a decent woman,
an' tells therihriith,' says the fisherman. ''Tie
the bilin' aaas it. The hot rather turns 'mit.'
.. .
4 .4.yehl put that batesinumaghor,' sez Neill.
, I'll lioplazoljo.eallye ono,' oez the man.
"T i y the illigantost atin' I . 'Tis . what.they
fe:t the greet lords and ladhis upon.' '
. So Neal thought what a njalatty,ilna—thing
:r would bo to talto a lobattrOr home wid him,
an' dine for wanst in hie life for all the world
like a jintloman.'
, .
. .
Is this baste fat?' eez Neal, pointiu' wid''
ig finger to the biggest follow,on tho boord.
' .., I3egorrn .yo might thry Lim down nn' make
cs;Ereef i ridlils out of him,' sea the fisherman.
'But it sihrilleS me tho baste isn't young, ,
se Sea,' duliiously.
' Tis, nisy to see for yerself,' sez'tho fish- -
'elm ; slyly.
'I w will Ido that 7' 'sox Neat. '
• ' I stet Jae-got two mouths wit - 'tooth in
'em r• oz thefisherthan. - .--•;:"--,--
'Be d, that'S thrno,' set Ma
!An' id 'Unit, he laYs . hould of it-as bould
his Land. ,*liin whew ! clip , goon theolows into'
,!Qoh.. . rlhei,' ories Neal, shokin' his band
011ie JA 100bisq!or'clingin' to it; On' 4o
ilnl 014#0 47ipo;viicui a barrel or.:
lt,
: igi., '1 qt I I'llh' Ifilelifitii4l ' l'" e
y . say
1 `itC.Jtalk . baiter off, will gel' 'Tie a
: '',1•!;:f0 , '.••:;;Ye . , - .
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1
dead man lam this blessed tidy! Och I wir.
ra! wirral what'll become of Biddy ap' the
childhers ? Murther I <murther I- the varmint j
is sucking' all the blood from my body. 'Tis ,
that makes the lobsthers sb red, Sure I ought
to have known it afore. Oh, Missed Saint
Pathrick, wat'll Ido ? Good poo'ple have pity
on me 'Tin a-poor divil I . am, wid a wife an'
six ohildher down in Gal Way. Take the baste..
off, I soy ! Will any good jintleman,out hitt'
head off, or run a knife down - ins throat?'
But the crowd they wor Cordecildn' wid
laughter, an' houldin' their sides, and niver
soul of them stirred, till a big butcher bruk
through 'cm wid his cleaver.
ILfuld your hand down ppon the boord,'
sec he to Neal. And, wid that, he chopt oft
the claws, an' sot McGowk free.
Now I'll -pay ye for the lobstber, if ye
place,' soz Neal, in a - passion, to the fisher
man.
!Oh,' sez the man, 'if 'tie.
afther, yo'ro welcome to it.' An'
oozes a couple of lobsthers by the of,the'
back, and flourishes thim s' length. ,
Arrab, come on !' sea he.
But as soon as Neal rd the lobsther- ,
shakin' mull& near his face, ho dhrops
his fists„ an' runs out of Dublin, wid the peo
plo shoutin' at his heels. jabs ! whew-he
came back to Galway, there wasn't many o'
the boys that wor bould enough to ask Neal
iklcGowk to tell 'ens the age of a lobsther by
lookin' at his teeth. An' that's the story,
MS
Very admirably embellished, I dare gay.
And uow, iqulrooney,l can dispense' with you
for the present; so bear in mied what 1 toll
you.'
About t e mash, sir?'
Certainly, about the mash.'
'eter unaccountably lingered; pad I
to ask why he waited, when he said
, or pardin, sir ; but.,'tis bothered - in-
Will I givo her an ould counthry
mash, or an Amerilcy mash?'
' I don't kziow of any distinction between
them,' I answered, rather 'punch-v. in my mind
at what he was aiming at. I found afterwards
ho was ignorant' of what a mash was. I
don't know,' said I, 'of any distinction be
tween them.'
Avrah, 'tie reasonable enough that ye
shouldn't,' rcponded,Peter.
'Look hero, Said I, impatient
ly, ' I want you to Put about two double
handsful of bran into a buoket of warm water,
and after stirring the mixture well, to give it
to the blank filly. That is what we call a bran
mash in this country. Now do yon perfectly
understand ma V
• Good luok to your' honor,' replied Peter,
looking very much relieved ; cr -the reseal
had got the Information ho for:,
.G9?Alupk:t9 ,y.er honor; :ivbiit Pid bo good
for if I didn't? Sure, 'tis the ould oounthry
mash; after all.'
'I thought as much,' said I; 'so now away
with you, and be sure you make no mistake.'
°Thin% likely I'll do that, sir,' said he,
looking very confidently. But about the
warm wather, sir?'
'There's plenty to be had in the kitchen.'
An' the naygur ? Will I say to her 'tie
yer honor's ordhcr's ?'
Certainly; she'll make no difficulty.'
" Oh, begorrn, 'tisn't a traneen I care for
that. But will I give her the full of the buck:
et, sir?'
"Twill do her no harm,' said I, carelessly.
And with that; Peter made his best bow, and
departed from the presence.
It might have been some ton minutes after
this that Mrs. Stanley entered the room where
,1 Wks sitting, and, as she was still somewhat
fan invalid, I laid down the book I had in
my hand, and leading hgr, to the sofa, or
ranged'the pillows to her
liking -
I wish you would go into the: kitchen,
George,' she skid, ad I was disposing a light
shall about her person. ,I am afraid there is
something wrong between that Irishman of
yours and Tbillis: 'Both their voices appeared
to be a good deal raised as I crossed the hall;
and., I heard the man say something abciut
some orders you had given him.' -
'tis nothing, my dear,' I said, half.;
laughingly. 41 understand it all. Mu'money
requires some. warm iidter, which Phiills, who
hears him ~love, has, I suspect, deblined to
give
"My explanation scarcely satisfied Mrs.
Stanley, who scorned to think that tho distur
bance was greater than would bo likely to a
rise from such h trifle. Howiiver, oho said
nothinig more, and I was searching for a pas
sage in my book, which I thought would please
her, When, all at once, we were etartled by
a distant.crash of crockery Fare—plates and
.diheii, 'in fact, as I afterwards discovered.—
44
To add to our annoyance, this or 6 wis
speedily followed by a half-supprosie ok
Mrs. Stanley started up in alarm.
'Do go and see what is the matter, George,'
said she. 'I told you I was sure ifivas sorm
'thing serious. That 'lrishman will be the .
death of Phillis some of those days. They
aro always quarrelling.'
" Scarcely pausing to listen to the closing
portion of niy wife's speech, I hurried from
the room, and soon hoard, as I passed through
the hall, an increasing clamor in the kitchen
beyond. First 9f all came the shrill voice of
Phillis.
Ha, done, I say I I won't Lab noffin' to do
with the stuff, nairaway
You ug'y contralry ould naygur, don't
I toll yetis, the, master's ordhers V I heard
Peter respond. • '
' Tain"t, no such a thing. Go way, you poor
white Irlshor I toll 'eel won't.- Who obbor
boom ob a colored 'ooman a taldn' a bran
mash afore, I'd.liko to know,?'
"The whole truth of what I ”bad boon sus'
pealing foir ;sonic time hashed upon me at
once, and the fun of the t hing struck'. me 80
irresistibly'that 'lmsitatad,:t!or Wlilluto
broile in .upon
. . ,
4 Arrah, be atey, oen't'Sre, an' take the dose
like a clieeitt . tiayoui V . . '':
,90 Attn,' x tell.'oc t',, eeresiamt 'Philite. ~ I'll
paltniteses, det I wilt.!' - ' •
1 . 061 ?+.1)9 nabliPetor, reso
lutely, •. if 'tie about Co fAgbteti s the beautiful
misthross yo aro, an' sho'riielaca at thle same
time, I'll soon put a atop: to that.'
titgintvzi snit etutrial.
" Immediately afterwards, I beard the, sound
of his heavy step across the kitchen floor, and
'pen came a short scuffle and a'stified scream.
Concluding that it was now time for ms to in
terforo, I moved quickly on, and, just es the
scuffling gave way to smothered sobs and bro - -
ken ejaculations, I flung open the door and
looked in. The first thing that caught my eye
was Phalle seated inn chair, sputtering and
glisping, while Mulrooney, holding her 'hood
under his left arm, was employing his right
hand in conveying a tea-cup of bran mash
frond the bucket at his side, to her upturned
mouth.
' What in the namo of all'ihat is good, are
you doing now, 111ulrooney said I.
iitid ho what 'ud Ido but give
Ale warm mash, necordin' to yer
lhers? Augh, the haythen! Bad
- 6 - ,Lt her! 'tis trouble enough I've had to
Like her rasonablo an' obndient, an' that's no
de. The-stupid ould thabo of -a naygur P
My dear Urban, you may imagine the finale
to so rioh a scene ; even Mrs. Stanley caught
the ihfeetion, and laughed heartily. As for
Peter, the last I heard othim was his mutter-
Zing, as he Walked away— •
Sure, eir,'
black Phi .
houo T
0
ti 7
Ayeli ! why didn't be tell me ? If they
Call nnygurs. fillys, and horses fillys„ bow
should I know the differ?'
311iLirrIlanrottri
TIFF. PRINTER
' Lpity the Printer,' 'said Uncle Toby.
Ile's a poor creature,' rejoined Trim
How so ?' said my uncle
' Because, in the first place,' continued the
corporal, look!ng full upon my uncle, ' because
he must endeavor to please everybody. in the
negligence of the moment, perhaps it small
paricgiaph pops upon him; he hastily throws
It to the thimpositor, it is inserted, and, he is
ruined to all intents and purposes.'
' Too much the case, Trim,' said my uncle,
with a deep sigh. 'Too much the case.'
And, please your honor,' continued Trim,
' this is not the whole."
Go on, Trim,' said my uncle, feelingly
' The Printer, sometimes,' pursued the cor
poral, bits upon a piece that pleases him
mightily ; and he thinks it cannot but go down
with his subscribers. But gins ! sir who can
calculate the human mind? He inserts it and
all is over with him. They forgive others, but
they cannot forgivp the Printer. Ho has a
host to print for, and every ono sets up for' a
critic. The pretty ?,fiss exclaims, 41'fby don't
you give us, more, poetry. marriages, and bon
.n r y,f , ,,.rtwAy -with .t4estr. stale pieces.', .The
politician slaps his specs over his nose, and
reads it over in searoh , olviolent iniee4ve ; ho
!Op; nosis; ,takes pis specs off',, folds them;
atioki there in his pocket, declares the paper
good for nothing but to burn. So it goes.—
Every ono thinks it ought to be printed ex
pressly for himself, as he is a subscriber ; and
yet after all this complaining, would you be
lieve it sir,' said. the corporal. clasping his
hands beseechingly, ''would you beliSve it,
sir, there are some' subscribers who do not
hesitate to cheat the PI out of his pay
Our army swore terribly in 'lenders, but they
never did anything eo bad as that P
' Never!' said my uncle Toby, with the
strongest kind of emphasis.
DWARF FRUIT TREES
Within our day and generation science,
applied to agriculture, has bound out how to
dwarf certain trees and obtain fruit from
them much earlier, and on smaller. spaces of
ground, than formerly. Pears engrafted on
quince, cherries on mahalebs, and apples on
paradise stock, become small trace that may
occupy. places in front yards fttnd other locali
ties on _amid' premises, and yield" fruit very
soon. —.The fruit itself is as large as that
grown on large trees. And nothing is hand-•
earner than a shrub apple or pear bush under ,
the windows of a house, hanging full of largo
and beautiful apples and pears. They need
not much more .room than a currant bush, and
May be planted out in the garden in rows al
most ns near to each other. Ordiparily, on
the old system, we had to wait many years
before wo °mild have a pear or even an apple
from trees of common size ; but now you may
have fruit in a year or two after the stock is
large enough to receive a scion, and the dwarf
will bear thirty or forty "years. Of course
they are not so long lived as the groat un
dwarfed trees, nor do you obtain as large a
harvest from such small standtuds: But they
bear as liberally accordinglo their eize,,and.
1.110 fruit may all be easily gathered by hatid,
Dwarf pear trees are becoming very common.
Few villagers - kir citizens who have a door-yard
or garden; itio now without some.of
" Gentlemen," said Lord Palmerston, at the
.Royal Agricultural Dinncr w " I have heard a
definition of ,dirt. I have heard it said that
dirt is nothing but a thing in the wrong place.
Now, the dirt of our ,towns precisely corres
ponds with that definition. The dirt. of our
towns ought to be upon our fields, and if thoro
could ho such a reciproCal community of in-
Aerest between the country and towns, that
the oouutry should purify the towns, and the
towns should fortilizo the country, I am much
disposed to think the British farmer would
care loss than ho does, though ha still, might
care something about Peiuvian guano." ,
per Tho road to ruin,iB through the gote
of wrong. The man who. &onto has .taken
the first stop towards litigation and Poverty;
bailbonds and broken breeches. God ha's BO
ordored matters 'that the only things that pro
duce kuding benefits, err'honesty and tight.
Out 'of a dozen well-to-do seamp's dint we
know five) years ego; ton have run away, while
the other, two eat as orderly sergeorde.to:a
CIAADqi !pia Tarafe.—The Amer Man pay
ittfroaders to give to the., trenks
a painting
,00mprieed of 'soft - soitp, salt, and
flour'of sulphur, made in the proportion,of
gallon of softsoap, 1 rid oesal t ; and 1 pound
of flour,47eulphur,,tehe : pet oh Oh a 'whit!).
wash term!). Ake Lark_ any of, your
trine aro mossy, have the' idopi,,eorePed off
before_ the mixture is applied. This done,
spread uudotneath. each treo a peek of ashes.
GENEALOGICAL SERMON.
I had, at one time, for a co-curate a very
impulsive and rather democratic man. Our
rector was an aristocrat. On Sunday ho had
delivered himself of a sermon in which he
incidentally justified him* pride, and spoke
in a manner that must have been offensive to
any poor person of any intelligence or inde
pendence; and, as we were leaving the church,
my brother curate exclaimed with unaffected
indignation, " Well, that crowns -'s toady
ing discourses. Such flunkeyism is intolera
ble. But I'll administer an autedote next
Sunday ; see if I don't. Like Tlerod's worms,
our rector's pride is eating him up." I did
not attempt to dissuade' him. Our rector
treated both of ;us with a condescension that
was anything but flattering; and he thought
more of being a " gentleman " (upon which
hc was -always indirectly vaunting himself)
than of being _a. Christian,' forgetting what
Coleridge said, that there was no real gentle
man ivithout ho was a Christian.
Next .Sunday morning my brother curate
carried out his threat. He told me nothing
about how he proposed to manage or mould
his course ; so judge my surprise when, mount
ing the, pulpit, he gave out as his text, the
.id chapter of Luke, part of the 23d, and the
whole of the 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th,
29th, 30th, 31st, 3211, 33d, 84th, 35th, 36th,
37th, and 38th verses; " in which (lie contin
ued) will be found the following words:" and
then, to the marvel of the whole congregation,
who turned towards the pulpit with eyes and
mouth open, he read right through the sixteen
verses, beginning with—" Joseph, which was
the son of lieli," and ending with, " which
was the spn of Enos, which - e - as the son of
Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was
the son s of God." Every one is familiar with
the peculiar and strange effect upon the ear
of the repetition of the . words, "which was
the son," when even occurring in-the rending
desk ; but in' the pulpit, as a prefix to a ser
mon in the shape of a text, they sounded
oddly. The rector looked at me as if for an
explanation, and I did not know where to
look ;-Iwhile the principal persons in the parish
manifestly came to the conclusion that my
brother curate. was gone mad. But o , if he .
were, he soon showed 'them that there was
method' in his madness; for he ingeniously
cielved out of these sixteen verses a discourse
that might have served as an essay on the
Republican legend of " Liberty, Equality and
Fraternity." - The Fender has probably antici
pated me in the utie he made of his long text.
"Hero (said be) we have a genealogical
tree, not traced by the flattery of. sycophants,
nor: the - nnoortisitity Of heralds, 'tut the.uner
ringgvangelist whose inspiration enabloil-him
to mount from . limed; bre.eok4, geeeeled
bktiniiiii diird; en - ding, tile far as
my text.goes, with a poor Galilean carpenter.
Here is a lesson and a rebuke for the pride
of descent. The poorest carpenter, in the
poorest village in England, eantrece his
lineage through the same unbroken succession;
and the proudest peer can do no more, unless
the latter, in his presumption, should. be dis
posed to ignore his diviiie origin. But it
would he no use; by whatever different branch
es, they arrive at the same root; the noble
and the peasant, if both had the power of
going back over their ancestry, would both
meet at the 38th verso of the 8d chapter of
Luke, 'Which was the son of Enos, which was
the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam,
ate ich was the son of God.' •
" Here (he continued, looking at the roe
tor's and the squire's pews)—here wo all meet
on equal terms. Disown them as we like in
other degrees, here we are brought face to
face with, and can 'no longer ileitis° to tic:
knowledge our poor relations."i
Then, looking to some forms on which a
group"of alms-house people sat, he added :
"Here, too. my poor friends, you and your
'superiors' meet in the presence of your com
mon parent, the great God of heaven and
earth, in whose eyes the fictitious distinctions
of the world are naught. Cold-shoulder you
as they like through life, they cannot ignore
thoiefelationship when they come to this;
they can no longer speak of .you, spurn you,
as though you were formed ofi different clay.
The carpenter and the king aro ono; and how
little_4nportance St. Luke, who was no syco
phant genealogist,' 'attaches oven to the repl
office, may be seen from the manner in which
he passes through the list verse, where no
pause is made to mark the proud title of Da
vid, which was merely the son of Jesse, which
was the son of Obed; and so on."
In conclusion ho urged tho poor man to live
up to his great origin, and not disentitlo him.
self to that great share in the inheritance of
which his heavenly Father had laid up for his
children who truly serve him. They need
not care for the prdud man disowning them
now; the thing to ho feared was -God disown
ing-them on the last day. The rich ho enjoined
to feel for the poor as for brothers, if they
would not offend that great Being who has a
father's interest for all.
I thought tho rector would never forgive,
my co"curate•,' but the only notice ho took of
the eccentric discourse wan to. cease for over
after preaching .to the, "hunilder orders," of
the deference they owed their " - sUperiors."
It was before so back - that a neighboring cler
gyman said tome, " If your rector had to put
on an eleventh Commandnient, it would run
thus: Thou shalt not neglect to take off thy
hat to myself and the squire."—.Fx,y'ph
Pa
per.
NI
ANECDOTE Or COL. CE.ooldET.—Onoo upon
time, during a debate in the United &otos
House of Representatives, on a bill for in
creasing the number of hoepliale, ono of tho
Western inombers aroee'and - obserted
'Mr. speaker—MY opinion ie, that the - gin;',
eralitsr of mankind—in ginekal, aro dispdeed
to' take . :disadvantago—of tho ginrrattly - -of
reiiiklnd in ginerat.'
- ; ddie doin; sit down,' whispered the Cclorad,
who sat near 'On, !you aro coming out at tho
earneiolo yon went'in at. ' • •
4 11te,'- Bahl a rusty old bachelor oC tho
(josh, show do astronomers .measurn the die
iimoo to the eon • • •
'Why,' replied tho young hopeful, they
guesses at one-fourth of the distance, 'and
then multiplies IT four.
voLunitt , Lin.'NO 33
'OUA.FATHER. •
Often in the morning when we waken, we
hear a, little childish saying,
Bibby; let's say our prayer," and then togetik;
ir both little voices offer up that most beauti
ful of all petitions—
"Our father which art in Heaven."?
All over the world, in castle and hall, by
the prince and by the peasant, is that most
beautiful prayer repeated—but above all, it
sounds sweetest when lisped by the sunny
haired child at its mother's knee. Mark-the
ittle bending form—the hair put softly back;
ho tiny white betide folded, the reverend
glance bent towards hers, as though it saw
a Savicnir in its mother's eyes.
Blessed little ,oliildren I • What a dretary
waste, vfltat a wide and fruitless wilderness
would this world be Withotit ihem ITBar
often''the toiling mother tvaket elmost de:
spairing—there is no feed in the houseLibef
ceaseleSs labor will hardly buy'bread.
As she looks upon the red sua-L-ifeing, with
sad forebodings, and knows not how she shall
procure a meal for her little ones—sweetly
steal upon her senses, the murmuring of in.
font voices. ° She listens.' Her very babes Jiro
looking trustingly towards heaven. They
have hushed their sports, and kneeling togeth
er liy their poor couoh they say—
"-Give us this day-our daily. bread."
Her soul grows strong with her; she knows
God will never forsake her—anal with tears
she thanks Him that she ever taught them
how to pray.
And are there little children who never say
" Ourl:Father !" Are there mothers so lost
to all that is holy and beautiful in Heaven
and On earth, that they put their bates 'to
sloop withbut teaching them upon whose arm
they rest? When night folds her starry cur
tain about them, and the "moon looks down,
silvering the meadows and spangling the trees,
do they not tell them who in His gbodness
made all this boauty ? and 'how- with sweet
confidence they should trust in Him?
We turn S - hudderingly from the Picture of
a ptayerless mother. Parents, if your chil
dren have never repeated " Our Fattier," at
their nightly orisons,: teachthem now. When
you-are lying in yourlsilent graves, the metn.
ory of that little sentenCo, " lead us not into
temptation," may bear them safely' throitgli a
world of danger.
INGENUITY.
Of all the thousand and ope talents bestowed
upon humanity, ingenuity is certainly the most
accomcidating-. Its like is not to be fond for
making old thingS now. It stun and .covers
castoff shOe bezei, converting them into beauti
ful ornaments. mether'sl faded 'ioin
into' a siatirtgunday diesi`fer two• or thrco rts
sponsibilitlis. It cuts fathdr'S worn out coat
into a good hoiliday suit for little Tommt. It
makes of last year's hack a - fashionable opera
cloak for the present season. It converts yes.
terday's dry bones into a savory stew, and the
surplus of broken bread into an Aldermanic
plum pudding. It strings meadow cranberries'
for bracelets on the arm of beauty, that exeltes
the envy of ignorant aristocracy. It makei tho
country belle the observed of all observers,
when she has made of Biddy's quills an elegant
ostrich feather. It gives the poor exquisitc.the
lukury of stiff dickeys cut from the whitest pal
per. It tastefully covers tarnished mirrors in
country parlors. It transforms empty barrels
into et mfortable easy chairs. It invents fash
ions for deformity, and deforms everybody but
tho inventor. It makes fortunes by whiinsioal
.advertisements. It tests a lovers foibles by a
thousand little stratagems: It apologizes for a
scanty table with profuse compliments. It says
no, in order to know Whether it may safely 'say
yes. It has colds for any musicale:
morgency. It is the stepping atone to, ge.4ius,
and is often mistaken for it. Filially, ingenuity
like sweet charity, covers a multitude of sins.
-THERE'S MANY A SLIP. Sr.C.--But of. all Om
Blips that we have hoard of or read of for many
a day, nosne was moreworthy of note than a'
spruce widow of Blair county, Hist weck played
upon a chap who had engaged to marry her; .-
At the appointed hour she was bedecked, in bri
dal robes and ready to repair to the 'Squire's to
have the knot tied ; but the ungallant swain
made his appearance 'without buggy/ or-other
conveyance, expecting to "foot it." • ° TO this
however, she demurred, and thewould-he-bride
groom, full of high hOPes and revellieg, in bilis
ful fancies, repaired to a neighbouring fortunes .
residence .it some distance to procure the needed
vehicle. But in his absence, strange to 0;14
and conclusive proof that the course of jive
love never did run smooth, a :gallant . ..widow4:
.of her acquaintanee came along In c o m fortable`
a • • ?
looking buggy and enquired wherefore,she Was '
thus sprucali and beautifully atiired.' , Witira'
winning smile she plead guilty to thew:di, iM
peachment of an intent to commit mairiainny ;
wborupon the anent widower declared'im had
but come to-- rotifer.. her a faithful 4114 and
and hand, and bid her take a -seat in his buggy.
—andaha took it !--deciating •that she liked
him much better than the other, any how--and
ea she gave tho absent "Wier" siteh a.allii as 'lO
cruel for any man to" get. Suffice it teintY that
with all 'possible delpidch the beau that. lind
tho buggy'and tho gay ;, , htleir wore made dope
&A.') '
-POETRY.- - The Christiftl/.HOrilid:'giyoS, • the
following hints to its oorrospondontst,.'fWeta
and fortify yourselves against therieniptatlort,
of wending -any poetry to , .the Editor. To
hood this caution.- with Many,' Will require
grimt self-denial; yet we...knot poroi, V4ll
rook-the rode.' ,'The worhl la already.full.of
poetry, and will not; in reality, need anynew
oreationit of this sort for at'leastien yenta :to
come. Least of a -IvM qu re o
tions as many fondly pall poetry. ,WO rogolre'
many pieties called bytheir 'authovs poetioal;
but do nots'publislr,more than.otio out of fifty
of them, and de no.fpxpeot',T,ci,'i;
A i taroatta'on this Visith*'n'iiil
ehrated cathedral, woo Shown,hitir.ll l PCl4toP
• '
anion other marvels, a dirty,ropaque At
ter eyeing lit sOrna thno, - the Iffnvilhir
" Do Yott
• lA' 'Sir," Said the= sacristan, 'Andlixop,Ulv:l9 it ,
over tho lam) of 4.11 Pr.
ME=ll