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Plugging., &,e, or will res'iore 'the loss of them, by iitioritlig reeth, from a single moth vri.nliee.on Put street, a FON 00ri vonih of 111 , N.,1111,111d, myr„.ll,.,isab, Olt the last ten ila id eNfet r niuntl;. c.,,E3a.am BRETZ, WILL perform al operations upon the teeth that may he re re, for their preserv"t ion. Artificial teeth in4erted, febnt a single tooth to nnewire set, on the m Diseases of the et nit tad irregularities carefully treated. 'Of- II • it the r o of ionr t of his brother, on North, Pi;: St t nqt.. Cctrlisio S. B. lErqrrrat, ICE, in NOrth Hanover street adjoining ' •. Wolf's store: Office hours, store par— ; from 7 to 9 o'clock, A. ill., and from ,•iilock. I'. M. finnelB.sl DAy c IKEIRRING, ‘.‘r[Nrcr.nssocinted themselves together la 11 the practice of Medicine and its collateral hr i :hot, °TT their professional - services to the lig of Mcchaaicsherg and adjacent country. • . [may I ..!Grn rir..7o/11NT sziract GS, OFFER his proftilional servic's to the people ol,Dicltinson township, and vicinity.— Residence—on the \Valuta Bottom Road, one mile east 0 1Contreville. feb2lypd qOla md-m, • • jus rIcE .J p HE PEACE. OF FICE at his residence, corner of Main street and' tho Public Square, opposite Burltholder's Hotel, 'ln addition to the duties of Justice of lie Pence, wail attend to all binds of writing, simli as deeds, hands, inortgag,eg, indentures, articlei or agreement, notes, &e. Carlisle, an S'l9. Carlisle Female Seminary •l'i[l.-; I . I ,timtton commenced ito Term nn c i p 2 lit of .-;olitember, under the care sit P.lrmE Pa me., assisted •by competent tea-zh. , rq. ' I tier t !tt..tn m the 11.ng:ttacs and drawing, no extra charge. \I. t va i expelicnecd tenchcr,at n es , ra (sept3tf) Fresh Drugs, Iffsdieines, &c. &c ~ ... , I have just received from P hiladel. phin and New York very extensive , additions to my former Sforb, umbra ; Ile cuts; nearly every article of Medicine • --- now in use, 'toga aer with PaintS, Oils, Varnishes, Turpentine, Perthinery, Soaps, Stationery, - Fine Cutlery, • Fishing - Tack le,— B rubes of almost every description, , with an endeiss variety of other articles,' whit:ha:am de termined to sell at the VERY LOWEST prices: . All Physicians, Country Merchants, Pedlars and others, are resdectfully requested not to pass the OLD STA Nl),_as . they - may rest assured that 'every article sip be sold of a good quality, rind uprin reasonable terms. ' - S. ELLIOTT, Main street. CarlisW . ALI V ' l O 7 • '' • ; litriLLlA WV; de. 11.A.07. v .F.T.M.V.., rcr NI: \ V t' 11.1,E, PA. ....1 .-2 F.Al,l', RS IN ll ARDW ARE to all its 147 variety for u..e and ornament. Also, Shoe Vi u di ng q - Morocco, &e. Glass, Oil, (Paints, ;oak' and Rille PaNvtler, &c., Cedar Wore, • oires,l3rush ank es. 'Prs, Baskets and Conch rbrunittgo, ,S.r..z. Th q y have nit hand on will r`7 2 .6.04 everything to the LIO OIC and STA , ..; tI, 'tf•lf,Rps.line. They,:havo an extensive oTveractor.y 4' TIN 44%.11. - E,fo'r wholesale . It! I %.•,tail. Ilonso aryl Darn Spouting well and • jib aptly done. Tlfey have an extensive STOVE Warehouse, where may be fotind',the i'l , 3t noprOved patterns of Parlor. Coal and e., , A. stoves. The public atkontion is directed particularly to. the Irmeaster It eystone Cook St . dve; for sale exclusively by them ; the heav iest an.l cheapest stove in the market. It will be borne in mind that their Cook Stoves are the cheapest offered for sale. All other • nods so das cheap for , elsh, as the ehcap , cheaper eheinest. " . - UNewville,sept24 110SLT.75TEEL, it O USE, Sign. Vance and °imam/min Painter, Irvin'a ilnianerly Hamer's/ Roar n.ll da ir Timm' s Ilat Foot e. 110 will 111 1t3 , 1 pro aptly to 111 Me iva doacriptiona of paintia,T, at ro la in ili!o prim's. Tile klt) la of graining I 10, sueli as staling th, walnut., &e., in the improved style, July 11, I s.l2—ie. CHURCH, LEE AND RINGLAND Tr. •thCLU.9. AND TY:A.IVb SAW IVI 74 NEW CENIBERLANI?, .. • '''' -7.V4V14.11 S,P,Olagrariro.l-Ir. 'i''l, ~.,, - 4,,::.', .I.4o:derSignetlareisaw-pri?kred toirciolit V,l,r+fi,/!...tp• .I r inn . reitantlizefr . om Philacrel 't i4d.43 q. , - , -'. 'pi in and Baltimore, nt re. 0:;?-..: - ; - •'"),' :'•'''. 4 - . ' . due , r . ftlis,"Wyrr)iiliSt y, .., - ---t 1.„154 j Vt '' f - . '"' .!iy gioo., 3 5 11arltet Street, Phi1a..).... 1 cl-X , \ •:• ii e II ali, IS all's Depot'," 72, North , N.. :,.' , 1,,,, , ,..,•:_... I.,o...:TsronTATixtcolsr. icr ~: • V i''.l 0 a aderaigned are now prepared to freight il inl .rivriq.,,k watk. z r. ) merchandize Irani .1-- Philadelphia und atigto , g.-).- 1 1 -%G Baltimore, at re ddeed rates, with regularity and despatch.,_, 1. Dif,POTS'. A Freed, -Ward & Freed, 315 Miirket Streot y ;, -)'• Philadelphia 54k,11%;yllarnitz, 1G North Street, Baltimore. ilktioliftel.florr, North Street, Baltimore. '- i lisitiatelq.Gin , . J. tr. D. RHOADS.; k r 4'•:::'III 7 EVIT — HiPLOTHIN6.. STORE . T A . - - f`, s'-!:,tiilliib Berl b e . has just retail? &Om .. 1r . 4.01,1 - 4 will* a Very choice ueleetian of '0 ,#* - CASSIM ERES and VDsTIN QS, ranrl , _.•-igsab, Brown and Marbled cloth for iCrArrafopATs. -*Besides a splendid lot . 01 ,F.,ANC:V . .. STRIP ED 0 ASSIMER ES, ivlddr Itowill.ttnike up into cents, pants and vests p 1 i,the lates4iyles. Ile will also keep Shirts. _ •.a. oder Sli Ir Cellar , . Glos THERE ARE TWOTUINGS, GAWK LORD BACON, tiQHICII MAKE ,A NATION — GREAT AND PROSPROUS 7 A FERTILE SOIL . AND BUSY WORKSHOPS,—TO 'WHICH' LET ME ADD KNOWLEDGE AND FREEDOn—ii s hop H a n _ . , ~'3 ttll. MEMO =I The stormy March is cement last, With wind and clouds, and changing skies, I hear the rushing of the blest, That through the snowy valley flies. Ali, passing few 'tire they who speak, 'Wild stormy month ! in 'praise of thee ; Yet, though thy winds are loud and bleak, Thou art a welcome mouth to me. For thou, to northern lands, again The glad and glorious sun dost bring, And thou hash joined the gentle train, And Ivear'ht the gentle name of Spring And. in thy reign of blest and storm, Smiles many a lone bright sunny day, When the changed winds'are soft and warm, ted heaven puts on the blue of May. Then sing aloud the gushing rills,• And the full spring front frost set Me, That, brightly leaping down the bills, Are just set out to meet the sea. The year's deputing beauty hides 01 wintry storms the sullen threat But in thy sternest frown abides A look of kindly promise yet: Thou brinest the hope of those calm skies, And that soft time of sunny showers. When the wide bloom, on earth that lies, Seems of a brighter world than ours. . From the Lady's hook. NEAL McGOWK AND PETER. =I Some time apo, I was pleasantly surprised by receiving a visit from henry Study, an old and valued friend of mirie; who owns - a — noble plantation iota° ten miles distant from my' residence. Ile had ridden across, as country folks often do, not so much because of any particular business he had with me, ns to have a chat about old thnes i rind `the crops, and polities,. and tlmse lesser matters of common interest to both. As I had not seen Harry rat' several months, owiNg to the illuces of Mrs. Stanley, his visit was more then usually a_ greeable to me, inasmuch as it ptioved that my old college chum was still the samestrank, easy, warm liArted fellow se ever. My first question naturally touched upon the lietlth of Mrs. Stanley, which I was gratified to learn had greatly improved of late. Afterwards, we fell into a‘sociol confab ; and when the newgr topics of the clay Were exhausted. liar-. ry,strolled with me erinind the farm; noting with a practised eye the growing grain, a d speculating upon the probabilities of a boon ful harvest. Having extended our walk croSs the fields, awe took to the e.* hills „ y you 2 and, at length, scated-ourSedvpb9lot 4 6 oloOlic,staut-trori3)tilTem . ' ,. *hennlslo• „ ,vi i „ noble p‘respeet of the surrOtindinge? alfi7-...! I Taking a cigar from _9v:case:he as aconii: tamed to Carry in-his pocket, 713) friend lit;e• °ceded leisurely to light it; ' (1,. when this feat was Sccomplkhetl, and V'few whiffs bad been taken in silence, all at once, and to my great surprise, he suddenly blroke out with— 'rsay, Urban, do you know anything of one Peter Mulrooney ?' 'Wiry do you ask said I. 'Oh, nothing ; only ho claims you as a warm friend Of his, and referred me to your ',woof able self 'for his character.. 1 didn't want to bother you, however, at tho time ; but htip posing just then to need a hand, I hired him at once, and tido assure you his character soon itself - apparout without any further trouble. After he had been with me for a week or so, doing nothing properly, I OCI. it just possible that you "night have disehar_- ed him" for some - misdemeanor or other, and concluded to catechize my gentleman a little'. 'So you homy Mr. Urban, 111ult•ooncy 7' sail I. oll ti - 7 ' ' eed sir ' said he,j"tis proud lam to say that same; f r surd virt' H 7o isn't a dacenter jintleman, barritt!„Ws:,..7. in all Amerilty; I am happy to limy spoken of; ut, if you woro ho much i f by did you quit his service 'Sorra one o' ale knits's,' he leplied, a little vasively, as I thought. ! but 'Mama k cs fault, anyhow.' 'I dare say nBl\ But vhat did you do after lett Mr. Urban ?' Och, bad luck to me, sir, 'twos the foolish thing in the world. I married a middy, 'Awl became a householder, eh V he exelaithed with tp expression of d ense disgust, 'the liouse wetAdn't hould me .g ; 'twos too hot for that \ I does be Thimph ! , You found the Widott too fond of iug her own way, I,ouppose ihrue fur you, idr ; are a 'nighty crooked r it was, that same, ;a' that's Collo.' - k .he mana g ed to keep you straigit . , I dare !Straight! Ocli , by . the power°, itleater tnley , , ye may say that l If I'd wowed C4RLISLE, PA,, AVEDNIESPAY, 11A.RCE1 39. 11853. to be • plasitt' yer honor, any' way, an' that's no lio.' • 'As he spoke, however, I fancied I saw a strange:sort of puzzled czpre4sion flit across his face ; but taking it for granted ho knew what I meant, I paid nt the time no further attention to it. The conversation which fol lowed Aknediately after, by one of those sin gular coincidences which so frequently happen in life, turning upon the subject of horses, tended still more to impress the with that Niiiv don'tlau i, Urban for, dhough perceive by your quizzical look that you are pretty well acquainted with your Irish friend, even possibly you cannot have any conception of the manlier in which the affair terminated.' `ln some egregious blunder, Stanley, I'll be houni. But pray proceed with your narra tive.' 'Peter stood for some time crushing his hat uneasily between his hands, and occasionally, shifting the weight of his gaunt person from one foot to another, until I began at length to entertain'a faint suspicion that he had not -ex actly understood me, after all ; so I said to tt 'A wavra•bi an mash for the black You will not forget it I hope, Alulrooney 'tis• an illiganf mimory I have,' said he 'an' nicer a word dhrops from your hon or's lips but I'll be bound to hould it' as fast as the lobster did Neal McGowk.' • 'flow was that, Peter . ?' said I. 'Pfeil:id, sir, but 'tis a quare sthory,' said be, bursting out'in one of his rich laughs. 'You see, sir, there wasn't a hardier boy in the mat ther of horse-flesh in all County,Gala'n'y than Neal MeGowlf, Ayeh ! but it was him that bad the keen eye for a bit of the rail blood I An' so the rich genthry all the counthry round pathronized him, an' called him ?ilisther Mo Gowi'f, ant [rated to a bit an' a sup ; an' may; be sometimes croL.ied his - hands wid silver an' goold besides. 'Deed, sir, 'twits mighty af fectionate they . wor wid him. 'Twos always "The top o'. the mornin' to ye Illisther Neal' ( or 'Tis glad I am to see ye, Islisther lleG r wk !' for they entertained a respect for his cien• tifical acquirements in the matther of orses that was beautiful to see. Wbenife they wonted tb buy a sp'endid liunther, or . span 1 of floe horses for toy lady, or a pony about . the size of'a month ould calf for the chit lher, who but Neal McGorik must ride wid them to tile fairs, an' -the markets, an' discourse upon the qualities of the bastes ? .By a mysterious gift, ho could tell their ages; too'— • 'That is not at all difficult,' said 1, „.. a...1itti0 contemptuously. 'Any fool can tell that By loorng at their teeth.' is of Irish horses I ani spakin', - ye4onor,' responded Peter, with , an -air . of the, uttpost ainiyiiai.y I know of no difference between Irish and American horses In that respect,' said I, laughing. • 4 'Oh but did ;I over -hear the likes that exclaimed Peitz... -Pure it doesn't become a .pnor boy 14 tyurcho yer honor'slarnin' ; *W . --ore t & a queer, sidelong nee at firie-frellikun er'• its half-closed eyelids—'thero :11.04a14ultiinSikl,..AT . h1 all , her silks, an' her satins, an' her kool , il,.arOlierbritht, sparklin' jewels; that aoca be''-more'frectious about hay in' her ago latifFtliikkee Irish .Itbrso.' 'lt was aluatat imPossible to resist this ; but I managed to retrain my-disposition--to burst out into a hOarty roar, and merely said— 'Pub! pub! have dose with your non sensbt3lulrooncl, and go on with your story.' •, Sure enough, 'twos by the teeth, sir, that he told the dgc of a horse ; for 'why would I be tellih r ier bore.- a lie about it 1 But 'twas only-by the coaxie way he had that put the comether on thejnilous baste, and persuaded it to open its moult.' • . ' Alt I know ;' 3ou Irish aro famous for blar ey.' 'Deed, sir that's, true, any way,' said Pe er. ' {Yell, Neal w,hs but a poor crayther, af ther all, for, by :anon of the genthry ctillo guing.wid him, ho began to turn thO could shouldher to his tuld friends, an' to brag, an' to boast, as if hebato the world for wisdom. Arrab, where wts the use of a dac ut man dentaneing hisself in that way ? ell, ono day he took it iwo his head to thrav to Dub lin for divarshin en' a mighty p ty diVar shin ho made of it, surd enough. Och, but It's a beauty of a city, that en blin, wid its four coorts, tie its str z oie o lonises, an' its college green, ineotz44 dgc over the Liffey ! By au' by, lieali‘th?6 s to thom. 'ket. iii ;130dad, but 'twas his mei ja' us tult'him ere, I does be thinkire! Aftndrniiin' tl . hopes of pitatees, and the la ins of bafe, / n' mut ton, an' other vtgitab es of a timi , •' charac. 'herdic comes to a fis errnan's s , where ho sees iver so many hi ck,tbings p. ( in' old their thin legs an' dhravv, le thorn •r k Ogin, in a lazy scrt of a way. ' WhaVirtltini4Lne's Neal t' ho fell nm. ' Lobsthers,' sei the ma ''Tis jokin' ye are,' se' Nea ' Lobsthers are red oraythurionsa . as ojer's coats,' sez he; ' for misthresoil; of n, the housekeeper at Squire flooPies,to o go.' . • '" ILDStbress Ili agiutbis a decent woman, an' tells therihriith,' says the fisherman. ''Tie the bilin' aaas it. The hot rather turns 'mit.' .. . 4 .4.yehl put that batesinumaghor,' sez Neill. , I'll lioplazoljo.eallye ono,' oez the man. "T i y the illigantost atin' I . 'Tis . what.they fe:t the greet lords and ladhis upon.' ' . So Neal thought what a njalatty,ilna—thing :r would bo to talto a lobattrOr home wid him, an' dine for wanst in hie life for all the world like a jintloman.' , . . . Is this baste fat?' eez Neal, pointiu' wid'' ig finger to the biggest follow,on tho boord. ' .., I3egorrn .yo might thry Lim down nn' make cs;Ereef i ridlils out of him,' sea the fisherman. 'But it sihrilleS me tho baste isn't young, , se Sea,' duliiously. ' Tis, nisy to see for yerself,' sez'tho fish- - 'elm ; slyly. 'I w will Ido that 7' 'sox Neat. ' • ' I stet Jae-got two mouths wit - 'tooth in 'em r• oz thefisherthan. - .--•;:"--,-- 'Be d, that'S thrno,' set Ma !An' id 'Unit, he laYs . hould of it-as bould his Land. ,*liin whew ! clip , goon theolows into' ,!Qoh.. . rlhei,' ories Neal, shokin' his band 011ie JA 100bisq!or'clingin' to it; On' 4o ilnl 014#0 47ipo;viicui a barrel or.: lt, : igi., '1 qt I I'llh' Ifilelifitii4l ' l'" e y . say 1 `itC.Jtalk . baiter off, will gel' 'Tie a : '',1•!;:f0 , '.••:;;Ye . , - . ?:-Yite-1;.5.-414 •' *. 1 , . . .. . . , 1 dead man lam this blessed tidy! Och I wir. ra! wirral what'll become of Biddy ap' the childhers ? Murther I <murther I- the varmint j is sucking' all the blood from my body. 'Tis , that makes the lobsthers sb red, Sure I ought to have known it afore. Oh, Missed Saint Pathrick, wat'll Ido ? Good poo'ple have pity on me 'Tin a-poor divil I . am, wid a wife an' six ohildher down in Gal Way. Take the baste.. off, I soy ! Will any good jintleman,out hitt' head off, or run a knife down - ins throat?' But the crowd they wor Cordecildn' wid laughter, an' houldin' their sides, and niver soul of them stirred, till a big butcher bruk through 'cm wid his cleaver. ILfuld your hand down ppon the boord,' sec he to Neal. And, wid that, he chopt oft the claws, an' sot McGowk free. Now I'll -pay ye for the lobstber, if ye place,' soz Neal, in a - passion, to the fisher man. !Oh,' sez the man, 'if 'tie. afther, yo'ro welcome to it.' An' oozes a couple of lobsthers by the of,the' back, and flourishes thim s' length. , Arrab, come on !' sea he. But as soon as Neal rd the lobsther- , shakin' mull& near his face, ho dhrops his fists„ an' runs out of Dublin, wid the peo plo shoutin' at his heels. jabs ! whew-he came back to Galway, there wasn't many o' the boys that wor bould enough to ask Neal iklcGowk to tell 'ens the age of a lobsther by lookin' at his teeth. An' that's the story, MS Very admirably embellished, I dare gay. And uow, iqulrooney,l can dispense' with you for the present; so bear in mied what 1 toll you.' About t e mash, sir?' Certainly, about the mash.' 'eter unaccountably lingered; pad I to ask why he waited, when he said , or pardin, sir ; but.,'tis bothered - in- Will I givo her an ould counthry mash, or an Amerilcy mash?' ' I don't kziow of any distinction between them,' I answered, rather 'punch-v. in my mind at what he was aiming at. I found afterwards ho was ignorant' of what a mash was. I don't know,' said I, 'of any distinction be tween them.' Avrah, 'tie reasonable enough that ye shouldn't,' rcponded,Peter. 'Look hero, Said I, impatient ly, ' I want you to Put about two double handsful of bran into a buoket of warm water, and after stirring the mixture well, to give it to the blank filly. That is what we call a bran mash in this country. Now do yon perfectly understand ma V • Good luok to your' honor,' replied Peter, looking very much relieved ; cr -the reseal had got the Information ho for:, .G9?Alupk:t9 ,y.er honor; :ivbiit Pid bo good for if I didn't? Sure, 'tis the ould oounthry mash; after all.' 'I thought as much,' said I; 'so now away with you, and be sure you make no mistake.' °Thin% likely I'll do that, sir,' said he, looking very confidently. But about the warm wather, sir?' 'There's plenty to be had in the kitchen.' An' the naygur ? Will I say to her 'tie yer honor's ordhcr's ?' Certainly; she'll make no difficulty.' " Oh, begorrn, 'tisn't a traneen I care for that. But will I give her the full of the buck: et, sir?' "Twill do her no harm,' said I, carelessly. And with that; Peter made his best bow, and departed from the presence. It might have been some ton minutes after this that Mrs. Stanley entered the room where ,1 Wks sitting, and, as she was still somewhat fan invalid, I laid down the book I had in my hand, and leading hgr, to the sofa, or ranged'the pillows to her liking - I wish you would go into the: kitchen, George,' she skid, ad I was disposing a light shall about her person. ,I am afraid there is something wrong between that Irishman of yours and Tbillis: 'Both their voices appeared to be a good deal raised as I crossed the hall; and., I heard the man say something abciut some orders you had given him.' - 'tis nothing, my dear,' I said, half.; laughingly. 41 understand it all. Mu'money requires some. warm iidter, which Phiills, who hears him ~love, has, I suspect, deblined to give "My explanation scarcely satisfied Mrs. Stanley, who scorned to think that tho distur bance was greater than would bo likely to a rise from such h trifle. Howiiver, oho said nothinig more, and I was searching for a pas sage in my book, which I thought would please her, When, all at once, we were etartled by a distant.crash of crockery Fare—plates and .diheii, 'in fact, as I afterwards discovered.— 44 To add to our annoyance, this or 6 wis speedily followed by a half-supprosie ok Mrs. Stanley started up in alarm. 'Do go and see what is the matter, George,' said she. 'I told you I was sure ifivas sorm 'thing serious. That 'lrishman will be the . death of Phillis some of those days. They aro always quarrelling.' " Scarcely pausing to listen to the closing portion of niy wife's speech, I hurried from the room, and soon hoard, as I passed through the hall, an increasing clamor in the kitchen beyond. First 9f all came the shrill voice of Phillis. Ha, done, I say I I won't Lab noffin' to do with the stuff, nairaway You ug'y contralry ould naygur, don't I toll yetis, the, master's ordhers V I heard Peter respond. • ' ' Tain"t, no such a thing. Go way, you poor white Irlshor I toll 'eel won't.- Who obbor boom ob a colored 'ooman a taldn' a bran mash afore, I'd.liko to know,?' "The whole truth of what I ”bad boon sus' pealing foir ;sonic time hashed upon me at once, and the fun of the t hing struck'. me 80 irresistibly'that 'lmsitatad,:t!or Wlilluto broile in .upon . . , 4 Arrah, be atey, oen't'Sre, an' take the dose like a clieeitt . tiayoui V . . '': ,90 Attn,' x tell.'oc t',, eeresiamt 'Philite. ~ I'll paltniteses, det I wilt.!' - ' • 1 . 061 ?+.1)9 nabliPetor, reso lutely, •. if 'tie about Co fAgbteti s the beautiful misthross yo aro, an' sho'riielaca at thle same time, I'll soon put a atop: to that.' titgintvzi snit etutrial. " Immediately afterwards, I beard the, sound of his heavy step across the kitchen floor, and 'pen came a short scuffle and a'stified scream. Concluding that it was now time for ms to in terforo, I moved quickly on, and, just es the scuffling gave way to smothered sobs and bro - - ken ejaculations, I flung open the door and looked in. The first thing that caught my eye was Phalle seated inn chair, sputtering and glisping, while Mulrooney, holding her 'hood under his left arm, was employing his right hand in conveying a tea-cup of bran mash frond the bucket at his side, to her upturned mouth. ' What in the namo of all'ihat is good, are you doing now, 111ulrooney said I. iitid ho what 'ud Ido but give Ale warm mash, necordin' to yer lhers? Augh, the haythen! Bad - 6 - ,Lt her! 'tis trouble enough I've had to Like her rasonablo an' obndient, an' that's no de. The-stupid ould thabo of -a naygur P My dear Urban, you may imagine the finale to so rioh a scene ; even Mrs. Stanley caught the ihfeetion, and laughed heartily. As for Peter, the last I heard othim was his mutter- Zing, as he Walked away— • Sure, eir,' black Phi . houo T 0 ti 7 Ayeli ! why didn't be tell me ? If they Call nnygurs. fillys, and horses fillys„ bow should I know the differ?' 311iLirrIlanrottri TIFF. PRINTER ' Lpity the Printer,' 'said Uncle Toby. Ile's a poor creature,' rejoined Trim How so ?' said my uncle ' Because, in the first place,' continued the corporal, look!ng full upon my uncle, ' because he must endeavor to please everybody. in the negligence of the moment, perhaps it small paricgiaph pops upon him; he hastily throws It to the thimpositor, it is inserted, and, he is ruined to all intents and purposes.' ' Too much the case, Trim,' said my uncle, with a deep sigh. 'Too much the case.' And, please your honor,' continued Trim, ' this is not the whole." Go on, Trim,' said my uncle, feelingly ' The Printer, sometimes,' pursued the cor poral, bits upon a piece that pleases him mightily ; and he thinks it cannot but go down with his subscribers. But gins ! sir who can calculate the human mind? He inserts it and all is over with him. They forgive others, but they cannot forgivp the Printer. Ho has a host to print for, and every ono sets up for' a critic. The pretty ?,fiss exclaims, 41'fby don't you give us, more, poetry. marriages, and bon .n r y,f , ,,.rtwAy -with .t4estr. stale pieces.', .The politician slaps his specs over his nose, and reads it over in searoh , olviolent iniee4ve ; ho !Op; nosis; ,takes pis specs off',, folds them; atioki there in his pocket, declares the paper good for nothing but to burn. So it goes.— Every ono thinks it ought to be printed ex pressly for himself, as he is a subscriber ; and yet after all this complaining, would you be lieve it sir,' said. the corporal. clasping his hands beseechingly, ''would you beliSve it, sir, there are some' subscribers who do not hesitate to cheat the PI out of his pay Our army swore terribly in 'lenders, but they never did anything eo bad as that P ' Never!' said my uncle Toby, with the strongest kind of emphasis. DWARF FRUIT TREES Within our day and generation science, applied to agriculture, has bound out how to dwarf certain trees and obtain fruit from them much earlier, and on smaller. spaces of ground, than formerly. Pears engrafted on quince, cherries on mahalebs, and apples on paradise stock, become small trace that may occupy. places in front yards fttnd other locali ties on _amid' premises, and yield" fruit very soon. —.The fruit itself is as large as that grown on large trees. And nothing is hand-• earner than a shrub apple or pear bush under , the windows of a house, hanging full of largo and beautiful apples and pears. They need not much more .room than a currant bush, and May be planted out in the garden in rows al most ns near to each other. Ordiparily, on the old system, we had to wait many years before wo °mild have a pear or even an apple from trees of common size ; but now you may have fruit in a year or two after the stock is large enough to receive a scion, and the dwarf will bear thirty or forty "years. Of course they are not so long lived as the groat un dwarfed trees, nor do you obtain as large a harvest from such small standtuds: But they bear as liberally accordinglo their eize,,and. 1.110 fruit may all be easily gathered by hatid, Dwarf pear trees are becoming very common. Few villagers - kir citizens who have a door-yard or garden; itio now without some.of " Gentlemen," said Lord Palmerston, at the .Royal Agricultural Dinncr w " I have heard a definition of ,dirt. I have heard it said that dirt is nothing but a thing in the wrong place. Now, the dirt of our ,towns precisely corres ponds with that definition. The dirt. of our towns ought to be upon our fields, and if thoro could ho such a reciproCal community of in- Aerest between the country and towns, that the oouutry should purify the towns, and the towns should fortilizo the country, I am much disposed to think the British farmer would care loss than ho does, though ha still, might care something about Peiuvian guano." , per Tho road to ruin,iB through the gote of wrong. The man who. &onto has .taken the first stop towards litigation and Poverty; bailbonds and broken breeches. God ha's BO ordored matters 'that the only things that pro duce kuding benefits, err'honesty and tight. Out 'of a dozen well-to-do seamp's dint we know five) years ego; ton have run away, while the other, two eat as orderly sergeorde.to:a CIAADqi !pia Tarafe.—The Amer Man pay ittfroaders to give to the., trenks a painting ,00mprieed of 'soft - soitp, salt, and flour'of sulphur, made in the proportion,of gallon of softsoap, 1 rid oesal t ; and 1 pound of flour,47eulphur,,tehe : pet oh Oh a 'whit!). wash term!). Ake Lark_ any of, your trine aro mossy, have the' idopi,,eorePed off before_ the mixture is applied. This done, spread uudotneath. each treo a peek of ashes. GENEALOGICAL SERMON. I had, at one time, for a co-curate a very impulsive and rather democratic man. Our rector was an aristocrat. On Sunday ho had delivered himself of a sermon in which he incidentally justified him* pride, and spoke in a manner that must have been offensive to any poor person of any intelligence or inde pendence; and, as we were leaving the church, my brother curate exclaimed with unaffected indignation, " Well, that crowns -'s toady ing discourses. Such flunkeyism is intolera ble. But I'll administer an autedote next Sunday ; see if I don't. Like Tlerod's worms, our rector's pride is eating him up." I did not attempt to dissuade' him. Our rector treated both of ;us with a condescension that was anything but flattering; and he thought more of being a " gentleman " (upon which hc was -always indirectly vaunting himself) than of being _a. Christian,' forgetting what Coleridge said, that there was no real gentle man ivithout ho was a Christian. Next .Sunday morning my brother curate carried out his threat. He told me nothing about how he proposed to manage or mould his course ; so judge my surprise when, mount ing the, pulpit, he gave out as his text, the .id chapter of Luke, part of the 23d, and the whole of the 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th, 28th, 29th, 30th, 31st, 3211, 33d, 84th, 35th, 36th, 37th, and 38th verses; " in which (lie contin ued) will be found the following words:" and then, to the marvel of the whole congregation, who turned towards the pulpit with eyes and mouth open, he read right through the sixteen verses, beginning with—" Joseph, which was the son of lieli," and ending with, " which was the spn of Enos, which - e - as the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, which was the son s of God." Every one is familiar with the peculiar and strange effect upon the ear of the repetition of the . words, "which was the son," when even occurring in-the rending desk ; but in' the pulpit, as a prefix to a ser mon in the shape of a text, they sounded oddly. The rector looked at me as if for an explanation, and I did not know where to look ;-Iwhile the principal persons in the parish manifestly came to the conclusion that my brother curate. was gone mad. But o , if he . were, he soon showed 'them that there was method' in his madness; for he ingeniously cielved out of these sixteen verses a discourse that might have served as an essay on the Republican legend of " Liberty, Equality and Fraternity." - The Fender has probably antici pated me in the utie he made of his long text. "Hero (said be) we have a genealogical tree, not traced by the flattery of. sycophants, nor: the - nnoortisitity Of heralds, 'tut the.uner ringgvangelist whose inspiration enabloil-him to mount from . limed; bre.eok4, geeeeled bktiniiiii diird; en - ding, tile far as my text.goes, with a poor Galilean carpenter. Here is a lesson and a rebuke for the pride of descent. The poorest carpenter, in the poorest village in England, eantrece his lineage through the same unbroken succession; and the proudest peer can do no more, unless the latter, in his presumption, should. be dis posed to ignore his diviiie origin. But it would he no use; by whatever different branch es, they arrive at the same root; the noble and the peasant, if both had the power of going back over their ancestry, would both meet at the 38th verso of the 8d chapter of Luke, 'Which was the son of Enos, which was the son of Seth, which was the son of Adam, ate ich was the son of God.' • " Here (he continued, looking at the roe tor's and the squire's pews)—here wo all meet on equal terms. Disown them as we like in other degrees, here we are brought face to face with, and can 'no longer ileitis° to tic: knowledge our poor relations."i Then, looking to some forms on which a group"of alms-house people sat, he added : "Here, too. my poor friends, you and your 'superiors' meet in the presence of your com mon parent, the great God of heaven and earth, in whose eyes the fictitious distinctions of the world are naught. Cold-shoulder you as they like through life, they cannot ignore thoiefelationship when they come to this; they can no longer speak of .you, spurn you, as though you were formed ofi different clay. The carpenter and the king aro ono; and how little_4nportance St. Luke, who was no syco phant genealogist,' 'attaches oven to the repl office, may be seen from the manner in which he passes through the list verse, where no pause is made to mark the proud title of Da vid, which was merely the son of Jesse, which was the son of Obed; and so on." In conclusion ho urged tho poor man to live up to his great origin, and not disentitlo him. self to that great share in the inheritance of which his heavenly Father had laid up for his children who truly serve him. They need not care for the prdud man disowning them now; the thing to ho feared was -God disown ing-them on the last day. The rich ho enjoined to feel for the poor as for brothers, if they would not offend that great Being who has a father's interest for all. I thought tho rector would never forgive, my co"curate•,' but the only notice ho took of the eccentric discourse wan to. cease for over after preaching .to the, "hunilder orders," of the deference they owed their " - sUperiors." It was before so back - that a neighboring cler gyman said tome, " If your rector had to put on an eleventh Commandnient, it would run thus: Thou shalt not neglect to take off thy hat to myself and the squire."—.Fx,y'ph Pa per. NI ANECDOTE Or COL. CE.ooldET.—Onoo upon time, during a debate in the United &otos House of Representatives, on a bill for in creasing the number of hoepliale, ono of tho Western inombers aroee'and - obserted 'Mr. speaker—MY opinion ie, that the - gin;', eralitsr of mankind—in ginekal, aro dispdeed to' take . :disadvantago—of tho ginrrattly - -of reiiiklnd in ginerat.' - ; ddie doin; sit down,' whispered the Cclorad, who sat near 'On, !you aro coming out at tho earneiolo yon went'in at. ' • • 4 11te,'- Bahl a rusty old bachelor oC tho (josh, show do astronomers .measurn the die iimoo to the eon • • • 'Why,' replied tho young hopeful, they guesses at one-fourth of the distance, 'and then multiplies IT four. voLunitt , Lin.'NO 33 'OUA.FATHER. • Often in the morning when we waken, we hear a, little childish saying, Bibby; let's say our prayer," and then togetik; ir both little voices offer up that most beauti ful of all petitions— "Our father which art in Heaven."? All over the world, in castle and hall, by the prince and by the peasant, is that most beautiful prayer repeated—but above all, it sounds sweetest when lisped by the sunny haired child at its mother's knee. Mark-the ittle bending form—the hair put softly back; ho tiny white betide folded, the reverend glance bent towards hers, as though it saw a Savicnir in its mother's eyes. Blessed little ,oliildren I • What a dretary waste, vfltat a wide and fruitless wilderness would this world be Withotit ihem ITBar often''the toiling mother tvaket elmost de: spairing—there is no feed in the houseLibef ceaseleSs labor will hardly buy'bread. As she looks upon the red sua-L-ifeing, with sad forebodings, and knows not how she shall procure a meal for her little ones—sweetly steal upon her senses, the murmuring of in. font voices. ° She listens.' Her very babes Jiro looking trustingly towards heaven. They have hushed their sports, and kneeling togeth er liy their poor couoh they say— "-Give us this day-our daily. bread." Her soul grows strong with her; she knows God will never forsake her—anal with tears she thanks Him that she ever taught them how to pray. And are there little children who never say " Ourl:Father !" Are there mothers so lost to all that is holy and beautiful in Heaven and On earth, that they put their bates 'to sloop withbut teaching them upon whose arm they rest? When night folds her starry cur tain about them, and the "moon looks down, silvering the meadows and spangling the trees, do they not tell them who in His gbodness made all this boauty ? and 'how- with sweet confidence they should trust in Him? We turn S - hudderingly from the Picture of a ptayerless mother. Parents, if your chil dren have never repeated " Our Fattier," at their nightly orisons,: teachthem now. When you-are lying in yourlsilent graves, the metn. ory of that little sentenCo, " lead us not into temptation," may bear them safely' throitgli a world of danger. INGENUITY. Of all the thousand and ope talents bestowed upon humanity, ingenuity is certainly the most accomcidating-. Its like is not to be fond for making old thingS now. It stun and .covers castoff shOe bezei, converting them into beauti ful ornaments. mether'sl faded 'ioin into' a siatirtgunday diesi`fer two• or thrco rts sponsibilitlis. It cuts fathdr'S worn out coat into a good hoiliday suit for little Tommt. It makes of last year's hack a - fashionable opera cloak for the present season. It converts yes. terday's dry bones into a savory stew, and the surplus of broken bread into an Aldermanic plum pudding. It strings meadow cranberries' for bracelets on the arm of beauty, that exeltes the envy of ignorant aristocracy. It makei tho country belle the observed of all observers, when she has made of Biddy's quills an elegant ostrich feather. It gives the poor exquisitc.the lukury of stiff dickeys cut from the whitest pal per. It tastefully covers tarnished mirrors in country parlors. It transforms empty barrels into et mfortable easy chairs. It invents fash ions for deformity, and deforms everybody but tho inventor. It makes fortunes by whiinsioal .advertisements. It tests a lovers foibles by a thousand little stratagems: It apologizes for a scanty table with profuse compliments. It says no, in order to know Whether it may safely 'say yes. It has colds for any musicale: morgency. It is the stepping atone to, ge.4ius, and is often mistaken for it. Filially, ingenuity like sweet charity, covers a multitude of sins. -THERE'S MANY A SLIP. Sr.C.--But of. all Om Blips that we have hoard of or read of for many a day, nosne was moreworthy of note than a' spruce widow of Blair county, Hist weck played upon a chap who had engaged to marry her; .- At the appointed hour she was bedecked, in bri dal robes and ready to repair to the 'Squire's to have the knot tied ; but the ungallant swain made his appearance 'without buggy/ or-other conveyance, expecting to "foot it." • ° TO this however, she demurred, and thewould-he-bride groom, full of high hOPes and revellieg, in bilis ful fancies, repaired to a neighbouring fortunes . residence .it some distance to procure the needed vehicle. But in his absence, strange to 0;14 and conclusive proof that the course of jive love never did run smooth, a :gallant . ..widow4: .of her acquaintanee came along In c o m fortable` a • • ? looking buggy and enquired wherefore,she Was ' thus sprucali and beautifully atiired.' , Witira' winning smile she plead guilty to thew:di, iM peachment of an intent to commit mairiainny ; wborupon the anent widower declared'im had but come to-- rotifer.. her a faithful 4114 and and hand, and bid her take a -seat in his buggy. —andaha took it !--deciating •that she liked him much better than the other, any how--and ea she gave tho absent "Wier" siteh a.allii as 'lO cruel for any man to" get. Suffice it teintY that with all 'possible delpidch the beau that. lind tho buggy'and tho gay ;, , htleir wore made dope &A.') ' -POETRY.- - The Christiftl/.HOrilid:'giyoS, • the following hints to its oorrospondontst,.'fWeta and fortify yourselves against therieniptatlort, of wending -any poetry to , .the Editor. To hood this caution.- with Many,' Will require grimt self-denial; yet we...knot poroi, V4ll rook-the rode.' ,'The worhl la already.full.of poetry, and will not; in reality, need anynew oreationit of this sort for at'leastien yenta :to come. Least of a -IvM qu re o tions as many fondly pall poetry. ,WO rogolre' many pieties called bytheir 'authovs poetioal; but do nots'publislr,more than.otio out of fifty of them, and de no.fpxpeot',T,ci,'i; A i taroatta'on this Visith*'n'iiil ehrated cathedral, woo Shown,hitir.ll l PCl4toP • ' anion other marvels, a dirty,ropaque At ter eyeing lit sOrna thno, - the Iffnvilhir " Do Yott • lA' 'Sir," Said the= sacristan, 'Andlixop,Ulv:l9 it , over tho lam) of 4.11 Pr. ME=ll
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