ME4..'3VTIV, Proprietor. zaC3 at, • ZR. lIINILLEY, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON—Orce7- Atairt strew. mar Vw Post Vim Dom. H. will give has particular attention to Surgical diseases, and diseases of women and children. He will also give his attention every Saturday Morning, in his office, gratis, from 1 l to t 2 0'• clock, to surgical cams among the poor. January 22. HIS I. • DR. L C. LOOMIS, WILL perform all 120 :1111is r .,: t operations upon the Tooth that are requi• red for their preservation, such as Scaling, Filing, Plugging,•&e, or will , restore the loss of them, by inserting Artificial 'l'eoth, from a single tooth to a fall sett. f"...7*Office on Pitt street, it few oors south of the Railroad Hotel. 1)r, L. is alp. out the last ton days of every month.' DR. F. MILLER, inf OMCEOPATHIC PHINICIAIC SUR JAGEON, AND ACCOUCHEUR, loving succeeded Dr: Lip-pe, formerly practising phy• sician of thiS pities., solicits the pntionnge of the friends of his predecessor, and shall ho happy to whit upon all who may favor him with it nail. novt3,lm F. MILLER, M.D. CARD,. :DENDEL, Surgeon Dentist .11.) informs'his former patrons that he has m imed to Carlisle, and will be glad to attend to all..ealg in the line of his profession. loet3l CARSON C: IVIOOR.II, A TTORNEY AT LAW. Office ih " 4 the . roord : lately ckccupied by Dr. Foster, Jelivred. rAr 31 '47 _ 17110'NE.. M. PENROSE,- _ A IrTORNEY gill practice in „MA, the several Courts of Cumberland cohnty. OFFICE. in Main Street, in the room former y occupied byL. G. Erandebury..Esq. TaIYZES R. SMITH, ATTORNEY ATLAW. Has RE • AWED his office to Beotem's Row, two oors from Burkholder's Hoti3l. (nor 1 41EORGEI -Lan, jusTieE.OF THE PEACE. Or rice at his residence, corner of Main street nnci the Public Square, opposite Burkholder's Hotel. In addition to the duties of Justice of the Peace, will attend to all kinds of writing, suoli as deeds, bonds, mortgages,--indenturks-- 1 - articles of agreement, notes, -dm Carlisle, ap 8'49. Plainfield Classical Academy, ' FOUR MILES WEST OF CAT:LISLE. aleMiith - Beeszon - itillt commence on. , :7110A DAY, JVorember 41/41850.-••--,- 4.l4—conse q uence of increasiag -patronage- a -1 large and commodious brick edifice has been erected, rendering .this one_of the most desirable institutions in the state. The various departnients are under the" care of competent and faithful instructors, and ever) endeavor will be made to promote the moral and intellectual improvement of students: The surrey nding country is beautiful and healthful, and the in stitution sufficiently distant from town or village.„ jild - vent eiIITIOURM s'"iatioftS- " ! Terms—sso per Session (Five Months:f For circulars full information address K BURNS, Principal Plainfield P, 0,, Cumber/and Convdy, Pa oct2'so Fresh Drugs, Nedicines, *. I have just received from Philndel phis ancy New 'York very nitensive additions to my former stock, embrn cing nearly every article of Medicine now in use, together with paints, Oils, Varnishes, Turpentine, P,Orfumery, Soaps, ,Stationery, Fine Cutlery, Fishing Tackle,- - Bruhes of almost every description', with an endless variety of other articles,-which I am de termined to sell at the vsjiT,'..tewisT prices. Atl-Physieiane,Gouittria-nte,Fedlarei and others, are respictfully',Wasted not to pass.' the OLD STAND; - as they tatty rese assured that every article will be soldtbif a good quality and upon reasonable terms. , May 30 ManSive Cabinet Ware-Rooms, I ° C B E G r i t li r so n ll. C S AI I IVE Y 'I Z -70511 " iS ) :. UN DERTAIMR, North Hanover street, Carlisle, would respectfully inform the citizensef Carlisle and the public generally that he now -has on hand a large assortment of new Erkt:•.•, l - and elegant FURNITURE, tAVti , ••"t7t:l:4 consisting in :part of Sofas, Wardrobes, Card' and other Tables, Bureaus, Bedsteads, plain rind lam Sewing Stands, &c. manufactured of the best materials and quality warranted. Also a gene ral assortment of Chairs at the lowest prices.— Venitirm Blinds, made to order and repairing promptly attended to. Iv:1r COFFINS.m&de to order at the shortest notice. and having a splen• did Hearse he will attend funerals in town or country. [Kit - Dont forgot the old stand of Wm; C. Gibson, in, North Hanover street, a few doors north - of - Mass's Hotel. -- • • • Sept 471 y.. R. B. SMILEY. cpss 4ff). Corner of Hanover and Lonelier sts., Carlisle rirtllE undersigned has always on hand a large stock of superior Ca?inet Ware, in all the dArcrit styles, which is prepared to sell at 'the lowest prices. fie invites attention panic ularlSl to the Patent Spring•Bottanz Bedstead, n mOstmsoful article, which entirely obviates all objections. The bottom can be attachod•to old Bedsteads. They have given entire satisfac• lion to all who have them in use. made_to order at the-shortest ' JACOB FETTER Carllslo, Jan'y 22, 1851.—1 y. Extensive' Furniture Rooms R.WEA.VER would respectfully call•tihsattention of Homo Keepers and the :Public to hie extensive stock of ELEGANT FURNITURE. including Sofas, Wardrobes, • Centio.and other Tables, Dressing and • ploin Llurenus and every other article ih his branch of bnainetts. • Also, nosy on hand the largest as . aortment:of CHAIRS in. Carlisle, at the lowest • i i iinei,• l4' Coliine made at the shortest novice andAlloartes provided for funerals. Ile solie .its'a call at his c'etabljahmont on 'North - Dana-. ver streak, near Gloss's HOTEL. N.ll.4'nr nituro hired out by-the month or yoar. . Carlisle, March 20. 1850.:-.1y .. .GEORGE Z. IMETZ, §UnGEON DENTIST—wouId reepsetful • ly inform time public that he is now prepar e to perfoim all operations on the Tooth that may be required. Artificial Teeth inserted, from a single tooth to am entire' sot, upon the king and most npproved principle, The pa tronage of Am public is respectfully soliciwd. He may be found at the residence of ids bre; timer on North. Pitt etrobt:y, :., , , Carlisle, Sept lb, 05,0,i , , . . IMMO= YARD. L • , THE subscriber would respectfully inform hie friehds imir the Public generally that. he Ins" just opened a new. LUMBER. AND COAL 'YARD in West High elreet, a. few door's cant of Mossrs,3 k D Rhoade's Warehouse, where he now 'hoe„ keep etinstantly on hand alirst rem assortment of. all kinds of Bea - slned pine boards end plank and all othe r kinds , . 01 , t il, of which ,lie will Sell low for cash ‘. , inJOHN N. ARMSTRONG'' THE Commissioners of .Cumhfirland county doom it proper to inforin the public, that the eta ett meetings of the Sonic! of Coniniisaionere will be held on the second and fourth Mondays of each month, at' whielt.time any persons having bilsiness-with said-floaid, will meet' them at Hair office in Carlisle. _ - • . Attest - WM. RILEY, Cl'lt. 3 - qtitioimpfr,:---JOttintelr - In'fittnittrt, Cirttritti", A,,gritulturt, Trim o Orttral. ••• . 4 . .THERE ARE TWO THINGS, EAITII LORD. BACON, WHICH MARE A, NATION GREAT. AND'_ pRospHROHE—A FERTILE'HOIL AN D Duty WORKSHOPS;—TO WHICH LET -ME ADD , KNOWLEDGE AND FREENDU--Bilhop Hail ' _ IN a certain town in the West of -England, which shall be nameless, there dwelt two mai 7 den ladies of the name of Smith; cagy posies sing a small independence, each residing with a single maid servant, in a small house, the drawing room floor of which was lot, whenever lodger; could be found; each hovering some where about the age pf fifty, and each hating the other with a restless and implacable. en mity. The origin of this aversion was the similarity of the names; each was Miss C. Smith, the ono being called Cecilia, the ethic; Charlotte—a circumstance which gave rise to such innumerable mistakes and misunderstan dings, as were sufficient to maintain these la dies in a constantatate,of irritability and war fare. Lettersonesdages,davitations, pareels, bills, were'daily missent, and opened by the wrong person, thus exposing the private af fairs of one to the other; and as their aversion lad-long extinguished--evorything.like-Aelica, cy od either side,- any information so acquired ins used ll:Hifi - nit scruple to their Mutual atc noyanco. Presents too, of fruit, vegetables, 'or other delicacies from the neighboring gen try, not unfrequcutly found its way to the wrong house ; and if umaccommnied by a let ter ;Itch took' away all exeutk for Mistake, they' wore appropriated,without remorse oven whetethe almiropriating fshir.tyleilt;Voriadefq, her heart thrit the articles were not intended for her ; and this not from greediness or ra pacity but from the absolute delight they took in vexing each other. ,ft It must be admitted, also, that this well known enmity was occasionally played uponby the frolick loving part of the community, both high and low; so that over and above the gen .uine mistakes, _which w4e. of themselves quite_ enough to keep the poor ladiei 'in hot water, every now and then some little' hoax was got up and practiced upon them, such as fictitious love-letters, annonymous communications, and so forth. It might have been imagined, :IS they were not answerable for their names, and as they were mutual sufferers by the similari ty—one having as muck right to complain of this freak as the Other; that they might have entered into a compact of forbearance which have been equally advantageous to either par ty; but their natural acrimonious disposition prevented this, and each continued as angry with the other ns she could have been if she had had a sole right and indefeasible right to : the apppellation of C. - Smith, and her rival had usurped it in a pure spirit of annoyance and opposition. To be quite just, however, we Inust observe that Cecilia was much the worst of the two by judicious management Miss Charlotte might have been tamed, but the map lice of Miss Cecilia was altogether, inexoratl. ELLIOTT, Main street. Carlisle. By the passing of the Reform Bill, the little town wherein dwelt these belligerent female powers received a very considerable accession of importance ; .it was elevated into aborough, and had a whole life member to itself, which, with infinite pride and gratification, it sent to parliament, after having extracted from him alt manner of pledges, nud loaded trim with all manner of instructions as to how ho should conduct himself under every conceivable,oir cumstance ; not to mention a variety of bills for the iniprovoment of the roads and markets, rho erection of a town hall, and the reform of 'the system_of_watching,..payini, the impdrtant and consequential little town of A short time previous to the first election— an event which wds'anticipated by the inhabi tante with the mosevivid interest—one of the candidates; a country gentleman who resided some twenty miles off, took a-lodging in the town, and came with wife and family; in or. : , der, by a little courtesy and a few entertain' I meats, to win the hearts of the electors and their friends; and his first move was to send out invitations for a tea and card party, which, in duo season, when the preparations were completed, was to be followed by a ball.— There was but ono milliner and dress maker of any-consideration in the town of 13— and it may be imagined that on ,s 0 splendid an oc casion her services were in groat request-6d much-so that in the natter of head dresses, she found that it ivould be impossible, in so short a .period, .the commando of her customers, but alai that she had not the skill to give ,them eatiellietion. • It' was, therefore, settled that she should send off an order to a house in.Blcter,which tyres the county town, fc;ra cargo of daps, toquete, turbiris, , for all age's and faces—"such as were not disposed of, 'Oho returned;" and the ladies consented to wait, , witlr the best patience they could, for this interesting. consign - Montwas to arrive, without fail, on' Wednesday:,. Thursday btlfig the tlay fixed for the, party. But the last coach arrived 'pri' Wednesday without the expected' boxes; 'hoeiver the coachaten'brOUght a mea-, Sage for Miss!Gibbs,the milliner, assuring her they woulci be there the next morning without fail. A . Accordingly when the first Exeter coach tat, tled.through the little street of .13.--;-,•101foh ~~QCtCq.. - I.3IIDILWX7CILA_MORAL,L__ • Plood and dundors, vat ish dish- Hash come to Kant us now, I saw I feels so mad'rish, Dan Shako's olt prindle gow. Hut ! tut! vhy Hone, tish to bill Do printer sent to you, lie saysh, cause vhy, he's waited till z llesh getting tired too. Vby don't you co and pay him off, Ten he can primt Kish tempers ; You know to munny's in to 1011, So quit your cuttin gapers., I vill, by sure, I'll go yush now, And pring him schtraight to munhoys, Den while I clinks, I'll tote lush • A grock chock crammed with hunneys Der ish more den-I who oughdt to pay Der . trifel to de printer, He vents it now, and ebery . tay, So sure its combs vinter. • From " Light and Darkness" by Catharine Crowe THE TWO MISS SMITHS. CARLISLE, PA., WEDNESDAY, ]FEBRUARY 19, 18 5 1. woe about half past eleven, every hood that' was interested in the freight was to be aeon looking anxiously forward for the deal boxes; and,. sure enough, there they wcro—thrmi of thera. - - - -largeranonglr - to - contain - caps - for - the whole town. Then there was a rush up stairs for their hennas and shawli; and in a few minutes troops of ladies, young ant old were seen hurrying towards the market-place, where dwelt Miss Gibbs—tlM'young in pursuit of artificial flowers, and gold bands, and such like ornaments—the elderly in search of More mature order of decoration. Amongst the candidates for finery, nobody was more eager than the two Miss Smiths . ; and they had reason to be so, not only because they had neither of them anything at all fit to be wn at Mrs. Ilanaway's party, which was in style much above the entertainments they were usually invited to, but alio because they both invariably wore turbans, and each was afreid.thatathe_other.might carry off the iden tical turban dint - might be most desirable for herself. Urged by this fooling, so aloft were they, that they were each standing'at their several windows when the coach pas Sod with their bonnets and cloaks actually on—ready to stoat for the place !--deterrnined to reach Miss Gibb's in thin to .witness the opening of tho boxes. But "who shall control his fate 1" Just as Miss Cecilia. was steppinfg off her threshold, she was accosted by a very gentle danly looking person, who, taking off his hat with an air perfectly irresistible, begged to know if ho -had the honor of seeing "Miss Smith"-ii question which was of course an swered in the affirmative. "I was not quite sure," said he, "whether I was right, for I had forgettefithe number; but I thought it was sixty," and he looked at the figures on the door. "This is sixty, air,"-said Miss Cecilia; ad ding to_herself, "Lwonder if it was sixteen ho was sent fer•at sixteen lived Miss Char lotte. . " I was informed, madam," pursued the 'gentleman, "that I could be accommodated with apartments. here—that you had a first floor to let." . That is quite true, sir,'! replied Miss °e cilia, delighted to let her rooms, which had been some time -vacant, mill doubly grAtifie4 when the stranger added, "I come from Bath, and wns recommended by n friend of'yours - Oil - deed probably w. - rela- - tive, as stie hears the same name—Nisi; Joan na Smith." • "I-know Miss Joanna very well, sir," re plied Miss Cecilia; "pray walk up stairs, and I'll shoW you the apartments directly.. (For,". thought she "ho must not go out of the house haehrigage'd thero,'Sde fear he should find out his mistake.) Very nice rooms, sir, you seeevarything clean and comfOrtable— a pretty View of the' canal in front—just be tween the baker's and shoemaker's; you'll get a peep, sir, if you step to this window. Then it's uncommonly lively; the Exeter and Ply mouth coaches, up and th:iwn, rattling through all day long, and indeed all night too, for the matter of that. A beautiful little bed-room, back, too, sir—yes, aa you observe, it certain ly does look over a bricksiln; but there's no dustnotihelleast in the world—for I never allow the window to be opened ; altogether there can't be a plaianter-iiiiiitiOinkTurit; The stranger it must be owned, seemed less sensible of all these than be ought to have been; however ho engaged the apartments; it was btit fora short time, as he had come there about some business connected with the election and as Miss Joanna had so particular ly recommended him to the lodging, lie did not like to disoblige her, so the bargain was struck; the maid received orders to, provision the gar rison with bread, butter, tea, sugar; Sze., while the gentleman returned to the inn to despatch Boots with his portmanteau and carpet-bag. "You were only just in time, sir," observed Miss Cecilia, as they descended the stairs, wr I expected,gentlomnn to call at twelve o'- ock to-day, who, I am sure, would have ta ken the lodgings." • \ • - "I should bp sorry to stand in the l'ay," replied the strangdr, *mild nbt have been at nll sorry for an opportunity of backing out 'of the bargain. "Perhaps you had better let him have thent—l can easily get aecommoda- ted elsewhere." "Ch, dear, no, sir; dear me! I wouldn't do luch a thing for the world!" exclaimed Miss Cecilia, who had thrown out this little inuendo by way of binding her lodger to la bargain, lest, on discovering his mistake, ho should think himself at liberty to annul the agreement. For well-she knew that it waaa mistake ;t_Missloanna of_BathAvaa_Miss Char, lotto's first cousin, and, hating Miss Cecilia, as she was bound to do, would rather send her a dose of arsenic than, a' lodger, any day.— She had used every precaution to avoid the accident that had happened, by writing on, a card, "Miss Charlotte Smith, No. 16 High Street, B , opposite the linen draper's; shop;', but the thoughtless traveller 'never dreaming of the danger in Which he stood, lost tke eard,.and trusting to his memory, fell, in to the snare. Miss Cobilia had been' so engrossed by her anxiety to hook this fish before her rival could, have a chance of throwing out a bait for Lim; that, for a time she actually forgot Miss Gibbs and the turbans; but now that point was gain ed, and she felt sure of her man, her former care revived with all its force, and she hurried along the street toward the market place in a fever of apprehension lest slie should be too late. The matter certainly looked ill; for,' ad . she arrived breathless at the door, she saw , groups Of self-datilfied faces issuing frottl it, and among ilkyrest, the obnoxious Miss Char lotte's physiognomy , appeared, looking more pleased than anybody. . "Odious creatural,' thought ,Miss "as if she supposed any turban in tho, world' could make her look . tolerable!" But Miss . Cliarlettelid suppose it; and moreover she had Just scoured the very identical turban that of all the. turbans' that were eveynirdi °Naos most likely to accomplish tbisidesideratun— at least so . she opined. /. .• ' Poor Miss Omni Upstairs she rushed, bouncing in Miss Gibbs' little room, now stre*cd with finery. Well, Mies Gibbs, I hope.you have 4omothlng that will aultmor "Dear me, mom," responded Miss Gibbs, "what , a pity you did not come a little soon er. 'The only two turbans we had are just gone— Mrs. ,Gosling took one, and Miss Charlotte .Smith the other—two of the beantifulest-- -here-thei-arel-indeed7-you-shall-see-thenv;'- and she opened the boiesla whfch ;they were deposited, and: presented thorn to the grieved oyo of Miss Cecilia.' She stood aghast! The turbans were very respectable turbans indeed; bet to her 'dieap pointeil and eager desires they appeared wor- - thy of Mahoinet the Prophet, or - the grand Sultan, or any other body, mortal or hailer: tal, that has ever been reputed to'wear tur bans. And this consumation of perfection she had lost 1 lost just by a deck I Missed it by an accident, that, however, gratifying the had thought it at the time, she now :felt was but an inadequate compensation for herdisappoint ment. But thero Was no remedy. Miss Gibbs had nothing fit to make a turban of; besides Miss Cecilia would have, sobrned to appear in any turban that Miss Gibbs could have com piled; when her rival was to be adorned with a construction of such superhunian excellence. No! the only consolation she had was to scold Miss Gibbs, for not having kept the turbans till she hadacen them, and for not having sent for a greater number of turbans. To which objurgations Miss Gibbs could only answer:— she had been extremely sorry indeed, when she ea* the ladies there bent upon hav ing the turbans, as she had ordered two en tirely with a view to Miss Ceoilinis accommo dation; -and moreover sheiwas nevormoresur prised in her life than when Mrs. Gosling de sired one of them might be sent to her, be cause she never wore turbans ;' and if Miss Gibbs had only foreseen that she would pounce upon it in that way, she, ,Miss, Gibbs, would have taken care she should never have seen it all," &c. &c. &c., all of which the roader - may believe, if he or she choose. - _ . As for Miss Cecilia, she was implacable, and she flounced out of the house, and through the streets, to her own door, in a temper of mind that rendered it fortunate, as far as the peace of the town of -B--- was concerned, that no accident ,brought her in contact with Miss Charlotte on her way. As soon as she got into her parlor, she threw nil her_bonnet_and_shawl, and_plunging, -into-her arm- chair,-she - tried. to.compase her mind sufficiently to-take a calm view of the dilemma, and deterihine on what line of con iinet4te pursue '-whether to send nn2excuse to hirs:,Alanaway, or whether to go to the" party in one nf her old head - dresses. Either 'alter- - native was insupportable. To lose the party, the game at 100, the distinction of being seen In such good society—it was teo2rovoking; besides,' eery dkoly pcoglo ivotaSppose she had not been invited,•' Mias,Oharlotte, she had no doubt would tiyto make them believe so.L But then on thc,,ether band, to Wear ono of her old turbans was so mortifying—they were so very shabby, so unfashionable,-on an occa sion too, when every, bodyllionlil bo so well dressed! Oh! it was so aggra*ating—voxa- Bons in the extreme! Sho,passed the day in reflection, chewing the cud of swept and bit ter fancies—retailing to herself how well 'she looked in the turban—for she had tried it on figuring what would hare been Miss Char otte's mortification if ehe had becnthe disap- pointpd person—how triumphantly she, Miss Cecilia, would • have marched into tho room with the turban on her head—how crest-fallen tho other• would lave looked—and then she varied her occupation by resuscitating all her old turbans, buried in antique band-boxes, deep in dust, and trying whether it were pos sible out of their united materials to concoct ono of the present fashiona shape and di- Mensions. But the thing was impracticable— the new turban was composed of crimson satin , and lace, her's of pieces of muslin and gauze. When the mind is very much engrossed, whether tho subject of contemplation be plea sant or unpleasant, 'time flies with inconceiva blx„, 'dity—and Miss Cecilia was roused editations by hearipg the clock in a strike four, warning her that ,it was necessary to coma to some to some decis ion, as the hou;• fixed for the party, according to the primitive customs of was half past seven, when the knell of the clock was followed by a single knock at the door, and the next moment her maid walked into the room'with—what do you think?—the identical crimson and gold turban in her hard I " What a beauty 1" cried Bustin, turning it round, that she might got a complete view of it in all its shapes. ”Was there any message, Sue I" inquired Miss Cecilia, gasping with agitation, for her heart . Was fn her throat. `,„.. lam,'/-roplied-Sue- 4 111tis-Gibbs'_ girl just loft it—she 'said she would have come earlier, but she liad so many places to go to." "MO she's gone, is she, Susan?" , " Y s; ma'am, slid ident directly—she said she h dn't - gothalf ugh yet." ~is, " , ory well, Susanu may go; and,. A meta r,l..'m not at hotee if any body cells— and if any raessago comes here from Miss Gibbs, you'll say,l'inkme out, and you don't expect ino home tilllate." , "Very well, ma'am."' " And I saii . Sustuk,' if they senkbere to make any inquirie about that. turban, you'll fitt say you know no 'about-it, and send them away." • "Very well, ma'am,'.' said Susan,- anddown eke dived to' the regions below.. • Instead"Of four O'clock; how ardently did Miss Cecilia wish it was sovon—for the dan ger fin .. .the next three hours was' imminent.— Weltsite understood bow 'the turban had got there-it'as a mistake 'of the girl- - 4nit the chance was gretit that before seven o'clock or rived, Miss` Crarlette'Would take fright at, not receiving her head-ciress, and would. send - to. Misi Gibbs to 'demail . it, When the -whole thing would be found out. ^However- no' Inca sage catae—at five o'clock when the milk-boy rang, Miss Cecilia thought. she would .have fainted—hut tharwas the only alarm,. At six she liegan' t. tO;tlress, ; and at,sevon she stood be fore-the glees in full array, with the turban on berlead, She. thought She had noVer looked so, viellindeed she m*4 euro sho. : had • not.— The magnitude:of theithing gave an oh., and indeed a, feeling ofx,.dignity and importance that she had . uever io'en sonsible of before. The gold lace looked brilliant even by the light of her. elnide.tallow candle—What would it do in a well illuminated Vrawing-romal— then the color waft strikingly ledoming and suited herhair exactly—Miss Cecilia; we must here observe, was quite gray-;-but she wore a rout of - daik - curls; and-a- little - blank-sil. skull-cap, fitted closely to • her head, which kept all neat and tight under the turban. - She had not far - to goneverthelosi, she thought it would-be as well to set Off at once, for fear of accidents, for every moment the Zrnger augmented---so she - called to Susan to bring her cloak, and her calash, and her over alls, and being welliacked up by the admiring Sue, who declared the turban was "without exception the beautifulest thing she over saw," she started—determined, however, not to take 'the direct way, but to makoa little circuit by a back street, leit by ill luck, she should fall foul of the enemy. " Susan," said she, pausing as she stepped off the threshold, "if anybody calls,. you'll say I have been -gone ' to . Mrs. Hathaway's some time r. ; and, Susan, just put a pin in this calash to keep it back, it falls over -, my eyes' so that I can't see." And Susan pinned a fold in the calash, and away went the triumphant Mies Cecilia. She did not wish to be guilty of the vulgarity of arriving, first at the party so lingered abOut till it wanted a quarter to eight, andthenahe knocked at Mrs. Hatha way's door, which a smart footman immediate ly opendil, and with the alertness for which many of his order aro remarkable, proceeded to disengage the lady from her'external cover ings--the cloak, the.overalls, the t . and. •thelt, without giving her time to breathe, ho rushed up stairs, calling out " Miss Cecilia Smith;" whilst the butler, who stood at the drawing-room' door, threw it open, reiterating, " Miss Cecilia Smitif;" and she went in. But, O reader, little do you think, and little did she flit*, wherc,thaturban was that alto im agined to be upon,` er head, and undar the supposed shadow of;;whioli •she walked into the room with so mica dignity and oempla cence. It was below in the hall, lying on the floor, fast in the calash, to which Susan, ill starred_wenoh ! had pinned it; and , the man; in his cruel had dragiefi them both off together. With only someluder-trappings on her cra nium, and altogether unconscious of her cal- ninit.4 smiling and bowing, - Miss ad vanced. towards her host and hostess, who re ceived_her-in. the-most gracious manner,-think= log, certainly, flat her head-dress was pocu- liar, and that she was about the most extraor dinaryligure they ever beheld, -but supposing that such was the fashion she chose to adopt the less astonished or inclined to suspect .the truth,.from having heartr a good deal of : the eccont4citics of the two spineterso 7 - 7 , 7-7 ? But, to rest of. the company, the appeCr 2 mice she made was inexplicable; they bad been accustomed to see her ill-dressed, and oddly dressed, but such a flight as this they were not prepared for. 'Some whispered that she had gone mad; others suspected' that it must be accident=that somehow or other she had forgetten,to put on her head-dress; 'but even if it were so, the joke was an excellent one, and nobody - cared enough - for her 'to cite rifice theiramuseritent by setting her right.— So Miss Cecilia, lessed in her delusion, tri umphant and hap`py,_took her place at the -whist,--tableb-anxiously -celecting - cryositiorr which gave heqt•full view of the door, in or der that she might have the indescribable'sat isfaction of seeing the expression of Mis Char lotte's countenance When she entered the room —that i; if she came; the probability was, that mortification would keep her away. But no such thing—Miss Charlotte had too much spirit to be beaten out of the field in that manner. She had waited with impatience for the turban, because Miss Gibbs had told her, that, having many things to send out, it might be late cro she got-it—but when half past six arrived, she became impatient, and dispatched her maid to fetoli it, the maid re turned, with "Miss! Gibbs' respects, and the girl was still out with the things—she would he sure to call at Miss Charlotte's before she came hack." At half-past iNlvelr there was another message, to say elk the turban had not yet arrived—by this time the girl had done her errands, and Miss Gibbs, on questioning her discovered the truth. But itvvas too late —the mischief was irreharable—Susan aver 'ring, with truth, 'that her mistress had gone to Mrs. Hana Way's party some time tie; with the turban on her head. We will not attempt to paint Charlotte's feelings--that would be a vain endeavor.— Rage took pos'session of her soul—her attire was all complete, all but the • head-dress, for which,aho was waiting. She selected the best turban olio had, threw on her cloak 'Calash, and in a -condition-of-mind-bordering-upon- phren- - zy, abo *died forth, determined, be the con sequences what they might, to claim her tur ban, and expose Miss Cecilia's dishonorable conduct before the Whole ,company. By the time she arrived at Miss Hanaway's doCr, owing to the delays that had intervened, it was nearly half-past eight—the - company bad all• arrived—and whilst the !littler and footmen were carrying up refreshments, ono of the female servants of the establishment had come into - the hall, and endeavored . to in troduce some sort of order and classification amongst'the - mass of external coverings which had been hastily thrown off by the ladies—so, when Miss Charlotte knocked, she opened the the door and let her in, and . proceeded' to re lieve her of hor wraps. • ..I.,supposo I'm - ,very late," said Mies Char lotte, dropping into a chair to seize a moment's rest,. while the woman drew off her boots—for she was out of breath with haste, and heated with fury: believe everybody's come, ma'am," said the woman. ' • "I should have been hero some iinko since," proceeded Miss 'aharlotte, "but the most shameful trick has been played upon me about my—my—iny 7 -1. declare—l realli . b4lidve she bent forrard' picked 'up the "turban—the identical turban, which;distuebed by the maid-servant's Mancenvree, vine lying upon the floor, still 'attached:to_ dite calash gukey's unlucky pin. Was there ever such alriumph Quick as lightning, the old turban Was off and the new One on, the maid with bursting aide's assisting in the operation,—and thou, yfith light step and a proud heart, up walked 'Miss Char:otte wasand ushered into tho drawing-room •As the door opened, the eyes of the rivals Mee Miss Cecilia's feelings wore thole of dis appointment 'and surprise. "Then she had -got-a-turban-too }---11ow-oould-she-b eve-got-WEL and she was vexed that her..triumph was not so complete as she had . expected. But Miss Charlotte was in ecstasies. Ikmay be'suppo sed she was not slow to tell the story—it soon flew round the room, and the whole party was thrown into convulsions of laughter. Miss Cecilia alone was not in the secret L-and as shewas successful at cords, and therefore in good humor, she added to their mirth by say ing that she was glad to see every one so mer ry, and by - assuring Mrs. Hanaimy, When she took her leave, that she had spent a delightful evening, and that her party had been the gay est she had ever soon in B—. "I am really ashamed," said Mrs. Hann way, "at allowing the poo,r wontan to be the jest of my company—but I was afraid to tell her the oauso of our laughter, from an. apprehension of what might have followed the discovery of the truth." ' ''AtatitfiniSrbretbilitterViaid — her band, that sho well deserves the Mortification which awaits her when sho discovers the MEI Poo. Cecilia did discover the truth, and ne ver was herself 'again4s She parted with her house,.-and went to live with- a - relative at Bristol—but her spirit was-broken. Piom the Aettional Intelligenter. AGRICULTURAL Ge0r . .....N0, Sr BY JOSLAII 110LBROOIC. Oxygen, .calcium, carbon, sulphur, phosphb rim, nitrogen, hydrogen, chlorine, and flourino are ultimate principles of matter—simple ele ments, never yet decomposed or rendered More simple. They all enter into lime formations.-' Oxygen and_oalcium.arelthe elements of quick ItiMe. Oxygen and carbon form carbonic acid. 'rife oxyde of calcium; combined with carbonic acid, forms the carbonate of lime—the materi mtensivg_mountabt rangesoif-limeitono- EEC in gaits _varieties-of - texture,. color, and-other properties. Coral formhtions, extending many thousand miles in - different parts of - the earth, are the carbonate •of lime, and used for the or dinary purposes of iinit mineral. 'Marbles, ex isting in several" h4ifillred , varieties, are also carbonates of limo. So is chalk. So are soy oral hundred Crystalline forms' "of thiiimpo.r ttutl, element of our globe: : crystals' , then& preSented tattler two iek , tb=eo hundred different shapes, can nil 'be reduced to one shape, shown in rhonkbio spar, which, if bro ken into fragments steelier thanithe head of a pin, present in every fragment a rhonibic or diamond shaped oristal. All the oartepintos of limo tiro composed of three simple elements or ultimate piinciples viz: Oxygen, the ir — eat supporter of combos tion ; carbon,..the.prinoipal clement of coal in all its varictios—whethor mineral or vegetable, of course the most important combustible upon our globe; and calcium, a motal, also com bustible._ The °Amen, first_o_xistain..two_com binationsi - with carbon — and calcium; those .two compounds aro also combined, of course still more compounded; producing the most abundant carbonate, and ono of the most abundant rooks and useful minerals upon our globe. Next to the carbonates of limo the sulphates are the mot abundant and Useful of all lime formations, These are also Composed of three elements, and the same as in the Carbonates, except that sulphur takes the place of the car bon. The oxygen and 'the sulphur form sul phuric abitl;' that, combining with the oxygen of calcium, gives the sulphate of linio. This abundant deposits of limo formations also pre sents very numerous appearances. All the sul phates of lime,„ermearly so, give to the thumb nail. The carbonates yield to the point of the knife, :but.not,to the thumb nail. The carbo nates effervesce with any strong acid, even , vin egar, which effervescence shows wheels collect life in an oyo-stone, ivhichis tho mouth-piece of certain shells; all shells being the carbonate of lime. Sulphuric acid has a stronger hold in its various' combinations than most other acids, and is hence not displaced either, by carbonic, ruuriatio, or nitrio . aold., Consequent ly the sul4tate of lime ,doeinot, like the car bonatO, effervesce with any common acid.— Tho thumb nail, the point of a knife, and any common acid, are honoe sufficient tests, for or dinary purposes, to distinguish the carbonates of- lime -from - sulphates.--'-- The sulphate, - like the carbonate, appears in , many beautiful ohrystallino forms. , Experiment. 13y collecting such varieties of these two limo formations as ano one can easi ly procure, and arranging thorn upon the man tel-piece, or in a ease, a beautiful "CALCARE OUS CABINET" will ba formed. These speci mens, tested by each other,,by tho thumbnail, the point of a knife, a piece te(inartf orglass, any acid, even vinegar, also by the sight, feel, and taste, will furnish much instruction and delightfUl ; amusement to the possessor. If any doubts it, lot him try the experiment.— If ho has (Rats, he will try bf course. , . A SLEEPY LEGISLATOIL—A, member of our Legislature, who indulged himself in afternoon naps, requested his friend to awaken him whoa _the lumber act came up. Ho omitted it by forgetfulneas, but acoidentallygave him a jog as the house was discussing : a bill to , prevent fraud. Old sleepy ; hoedstarted, rubbed his eyes; and exelaitned " hfr. Speaker—a word or two on that bill; . foi'raore than one-half of MY — constituents get their living in no 'other • 05'A down - caster advertises for a wife in stimethinglike thotollowinunannor : . 'Any gal 'what's got a crow, a good feather bed,' Witli cintifoitable five hundred dol lars. in hard pewter,. one that has had the measles 'and'understtulds tending Children, can have a customer for life 'by writing - a small billet-dui; addressed Q.,: and stick- •it, in a crank of Uncle Ebenezer barn, jiuin the hog pen." • . • - Xtitsy- giio . me a bite' of, your apple; and I will iliour you my sore too." Bill did it. VOLUME- :141.. NO. 25. TQEr MIN OF BUENOS. .Husband,' Said Mrs. Hunter, as slie....was seated at the breakfast table aith . the father of her children, 61_ wish. yam could find time to give s a litpe nttenbon to ' . W.Minun o nothing to do, end, tonsoquence, passes his timo"with bop, from wile= he will not be kely to learn any good.' 'My dear,' replied itr. Minter; 'my time is ht present so constantly oecupietri. that I can not see to hind Aft soonme I oars find a little. time ,to-make some inquiries about a' school, r will dC , so. lie shall have the - best advantages for education which. tiu , country egords,r I am afraid he will be ruined before yore will get time to find a sohool. Ile has• got to be so large now,. that he needs the - restraint of a father's hand.! 'lf you can satisfy yonrseli as . to. Vhat school it is best to send him to, I will rely up on your judgement, and he' shall-go as• soon as: you can get him ready.' 'I know nothing. about school's,. yoi must select a echo. far - him. But, inAhe meantime„ ..could..you.notdo_Sotnething with him at the. store? _lle must have something to do, or he cannot be kept out of mischief.' • 'You may send him down to the store after he has gOt his breakfast,4nd I will see what I can do with him.? Mr. Hunter then went to• his store, where several men were waiting for him. The store receive(' but ar small share' of his attention.. He had a large factory: to-ramp age, besides'being a director in arailroatliandl chr " the committee for swirl*, the. e 1 re candidate of his.party. id been up very late the night be— fore, and did not make his appearance at the• breakfast t),ble, 'until nearly an hour after hfs• father had gone to his place of business. 'Your father wantsyme to comerto the store• as soon as you have taken your breakfast,' said Mrs. Iluater. 'Do you know what he wants of me?' said William, with a hush occasioned by the fear that some Of his irregularities bud ceme to. his father's knowledge. . 'He'wishes you to assist in the store.' 'Very well, I will,go down.' Now it happened that William had made an.. engagement to meet some of his companions ~ atten o'oleek It-wouid-not-suit-hiapurposes-- to be engaged at the store. He did not fail to go there, however; for he bad not yet learned to practico diiectrdisolsedience to LW - parents' - commands. He had little fear that his father wool(' notie l o him ~ or . gliirto him - an? etri;. ployment, unless the matter .was brought to.. his receilection.biot*r qaestion orr tlle part of his son. That question Ile was careftil not, to aek. Ho remained at the: store,. in the pros, once OR lihr: : :father, tftrnearly tore o'clock. when he left, to join his companions at the ap pointed place. - Mr. Hunter did not come home to. caner.— When he came in at a late hour,to his supper,. William was not-with him. .Where is Wil liam?' asked Mrs. H. do not know l ' said Mil H. Has ho not been with you at the store ?'. ...I remember - seeing him there sometime ha the course of the,day.' 4 I sent him down .as you requested, in hopes you would give him something to do.,,i\- to keep im-busy;- . — t- - 7 Ah, yes, I remember now; bet he ikutjtot say anything to me about it.' ' I told him you wantedhis assistance in the store: I presume he waited till he got tired, l c \ and then Went away. k wish he would , come home. e is forming a habit of staying out later and la 4 Ito must be salt - to school. I haver* time to attend to him. -There is no use in my un dertaking it. Just get Min ready as ken as you can, and I will send him at once to some good school, where ho will be taken care of.— Where is the paper ? ' ' The newspaper from the city was handed him, and after having looked over certain, por tions which have no interest for general read ers, ho was ready for his supper. After sup. ' per he was to meet the committee, who had- the welfare of their party in charge. Mr. Hunter was to busy to give any atten dee to his son! How came he to be so pusit Was there a necessity laid upon him to extend his litisineas so widely as to leave him no time to attend to the education of his son—no time • to take care a- his 'own soul? Was- it more important that ho should bo rich, than that . his son should escape ruin? How many fathers are there in this land of enterprise and energy, who must be classed with Mr. hunter? • Mr. Hunter determined to give his son the best advantages for education which the count ry afforded. He was, doubtless, willing - to be at any 'expense that , should be necessary to secure that object. By that means he thought. to atone for his own neglect! There are duties that cannotbe transferred to others. It is to the parent.thatHed,lypis Providence and word says, ' , take thisoldld and train it for me."' No other person can do the work regalia of the parents. The best educators can only assist the parent. Among the ruined of our haul,' how.,many aro the victims of parental neglect — of neglect occasioned by - the pressure of business - and worldly care? , Xp&-A venerable lady of a celebrated pity., sioian in Boston, ono day casting her eye out of the window, observed her husband in tina funeral propessiOn of one'of his patients; at which she exolaimed—'ldo wish my husband would keep away from 'melt processions ; it appears too much like a tailor carrying hoiao his own work.' gej•-To injure a roan's sight, there is noth- , lig worse than sudclerk wealth. Let a wood sawyer draw a ten thinumnd dollar prise; and in less than a,month ho will not huable to re cognise tho man that "used to go' security for him." llow true. IM.Why is a tailor called the ninth Pertof a man? ' . • Because , amoney make!! the man," and tai• -- ) ork! never _get meta than a ninth path of what When is a chair like lady's Arose—. hen it is sat-is. $ r-.