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Dr. IL is prepared to use Galoaniso as a remedial agent intim treatment. of Purely. sin, Neuralgia and Rheumatic affections, hut -does nut glieratae 911eCeti from its .applieationt o all or even any of these diseases , Relief has been given and cures - effected in a number of instances, and may he in others.),. March 27, 1860, ly. Jd Cakil. -nit. 7AS. 111;cCULLOUCH will give his _Lir attendance iu the various branches tif,his profession, in town or Country, to all tharmay favor hint with a call. OFFICE opPositc the 24 Presbyterian Church and Wort's Hotel lately occupied by I.)r. Foulff e. • Carlisle, sent' --- - . Doctor Ad. Lippe, 410:110EOPATIIIC Physician Oflico -"-- in Main slritet, in-the-house formerly'-Wocu. :led by P. U. Lcehler. :: ap 9 '46 ..._- Dr. L v. Loomis, • IbL perform al oporatious upon the 'AT I LILUL,A' Teeth that arc requi• red for thoirprescrvation, such as Sealing, Filing; Plugging, &c, or will restore the loss.of them, by inserting,,A.rtilleial Teeth, from a single-tooth 'o a ,fall sett. fr...1 - 011ieeon Pitt street, a few oors south of the Railroad Hotel. Dr. L. is ab• ant the last ton does of Decry month. , .11 tleureL J' NV: iIENDEL, Surgeon Dentist arms his Mer 'pat runs that he has r'e urtnetto Garlisle, and will he glad to attend to l call io the Liao of Ins procession. !octal _ _ Carson 0, Moore, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office the room lately occupied by Or. roster, tiocoased. , mar3l '47 Wm, Dl. Penrpse, A TTORNEY AT LAW, a ill praptice in the several Courts of Cumberland county. b' FIG E. in Main Street, in the room former y .necupied byL. G. Brandebury;Esq. James IL Smith, —ATTORNEY AT LAW, Has RE MOVED his office to Beetem's Row, two DOTS froth Bockhelder's Hotel. ' lapr ti1301t.1313 EG JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. Or- VCR at his residence, corner of Main street and the Public Square, opposite Burkholder's Hotel; In addition tq tlae duties of Justiie of the Peace, will attend to all kinds of writing, such as deeds; bends, mortgages, indentures, articles o agreement, notes, Ste. Culls! ap • P ainfield Classical Academy, FQUE , MILES •WES1:_01" OtatLlSit. Thc ;iession. wirt cummenee 041. ALUJV DAY, May 6th,1850. consequence of‘increasiug , patronage a 1 large and commodious brick edifice baa ' been erected, rendering this ono of the most desirable institutions in the state. The various departments are under the core of competent and faithful instructors, and every endeavor will bo made to promote the 'moral and intellectual improvement of students. Tho surrounding country is beautiful and healthful, and the in , stitution sufficiently distant from town or village to prevent evil associations. Terms-850 per Sees ion (Five. lllonthe.) " -; For circulars with full information• address R K BURNS, Principal P/ainfi eid r, 0., Cumberland County, Pa. aplo, Oreweille academy. SELECT CLASSICAL AND SCIENTIFIC SCHOOL-NEN- curtinsnrarin couray, PA. . T is confidently believed that few Institutions loiler greater inducOmente to students than the above. Located in the midst of a commu nity proverbial for their intelligence, mortality and regard for the interests of religion, this Academy can effectually guard - its members front evil and immoral influences. Advantages are also offered to those desiring to pursue the study or the physical sciences, surpassing those of most similar institutions. 'Phase having eons or wards and wishing to send thorn to a seminary of learning, are re spectfully solicited to visit Newville, and judge of the advantage's for themselves, or, at least, procure a cireUlarrtfintainitig full particular - It, by addressing ' JAMES husToN, Newville, avg 22 Extensive Furniture Rooms A.MES rt•lin'A VBR would respectfully ILP •dall the attention of House Keepers and the Public to his extensive stock of ELEGANT -FURNITURE, including sofas, Wardrobeti, Centro and other Tables, Dressing and plain Buresas and every other article in his branch of business. Also, now on hand this largest as sortment of cIIAIRS in Carlisle, at the lowest prices. tc:rUoilins made at the shortest notice and a Hearse provided for funerals. Ho solic its a 'call hie.eatablisliment on North Hano'• • vor street, near Glass'sHOTEL. HOTEL. N. 13.-Fur niture hired out by the month or year. ,Carlisle, March 20, 1850.—ty John P. Lyne WHOLESALE and Retail Dealer in • • 'FOroignand Domestic Hardware, Paint, Oil, Glass, Varnish, Ue, at the old stand in N Hanover street, arlisle, has just received 'rem Now York and Philadelphia a large addition to his former stock, to.which the attention of tbuy• ere is requested, as he is determined to sell lower than any other house in town. aprl9 Lumber• Yard. TUI subscriber ,would respectfully inform . his friends and the public generally that- he has • just opened a now LUMBER AND COAL YARD in West High street, a few doors emit of Messrs J lk D Rhoads's Warehouse, where ho new has and will keep constantly on - hand a first rate assortment of all kinds of sea coned nine boards and plank and another kinds of April a3ll l o Bs f O w JOHN e N. II A sßelMl l B ow T RfoOr NcaGsh ' NOIJICO. • • rff Commissioners of Cumberland county doom it e ropar, to inform the public, that the sm. ed meetings of the Board of Commissibnois will be hold on the ,second.Andlourili. of each month, at which time any persons having business with. said. Board; will. meet thorn at their office in Carlisle; . Midst iILEY, NOTIOE, • UMBRELLAS. Parasols and 'Sunshades made, ctiverod and repaired, by the subscriber at his Tin Shop, in East Loather street, Cat lisle. TCYIII% cash, but prices low. WM. FRIDLEY. , Carlisle January, op,' • . , • - “ --- ixonAron Tone linminered and Rolled iron, just re ceived at the cheap Hardware store-of the_ aoriber in East High' Street. .For sale low Ift Fob. la, 1850. qpNItY SAXTON. Dyeing . and 13Cduing, IrITILLIA.M MARI, in !Anther Street, V v near tho Collage, dyes Ladies' mid Gentle men's opperrel, all 'colors, end wait-Lints all work oho sansfacrory.• Orders inhia line respectfully , • . sop 2'46 Ohimney Board Papers. sUST opened a variety of Paper for cover ing chimney. bean* A.lao, for Windovv B i pis. An entirety • new Wheelbarrow fn ale, raprn . .G W HIT.NER. a - rani Mg illrewspa,pere-so Devoted to ..Literatures agriculture, . TIME A ItE TWO TAINGs, SAITH LORD BACON,NVIIIcEI MAKE A NATION GREAT AND PROSPEROUS-4FEiMLE .0.11. AND -EDW.: WORKSIIOPS,—TO WHICH, LET ME ADD, KNOWLEDGE AND FKLIODOM.- , -Btshop . , , timitaira, BY Mille JANE Bosco!: Sweeter woe' my'spirlt steep; I weep not art toed to weep: The tear bedews my cheek no more, But lien within my heart's warm core. What thri . it.may net reach my eye, It thrills my frame with agony: And tho' the sigh Inuit he repreet, It swells within my aching breast. Ot Christian ! are they elterisit'd there, The food of anguish and deepalr,, Thkod Is not life too frail and brief, For time to feed on secret grief? Oast thou no DUTIES 10 pursue') No sacred claims before thy View 1 Nu task appointed for tile day, 'flint hours may thus be mourned away 1 No folloq.areitturo to befriend' That thee Ilfee interest meanie to and-4 • .No preparation for the morrow To steel one passing pang from sorrow 1 No good to do! No hope to cheer, That, wan and worn, thou linerest 110101 Is nought of blessing to thee glean? No home on earth 1 No trust in Heaven 'I O! if those holy hopes on then Ilaste-pourNi - thetr ettered'agency,--. -- And if Simi bust a soul to feel The mercies which'such 110p019 TOVIIIM, — liolgever dark thy paill.may be With this world's passing misery, Go— acid be thankful: and, murmur not Over the sorrow■ of thy lot'; . But, meekly happy, kiss the rod,. --Ann-tintanyulAttat. thou hast'L Con._- And let all earthly grief be stilt In-the.highatim - to - dollte - anut.. ♦Il fear, ell doubt, all grief dibeard, And Ht will be—thy ..GROAT REWARD." ;:Cog:ttialit Frqm the Ttepublican and 'Argue "OLD KENTDCIi." "0 t Keelocky - - The hunters of Netitucky."— Mat ern Song SOme years since I left Pittsburg in a firs{ fate steamer on my Way to New Orleans. was bound upon a rare trip of pleasure, and full of health and the excitement consequent upor: it, was alive to every scene around and ever}' character about me. And the elniractera upon( our western waters fifteen years ago h'atl mow; character in them, just as the sectietafound one!: 'had more of nature in.thern than now - , -inart much as art had not displayed as much of he' power there as she has since--a newer which, with enlightened laws and republican nistitu lions, is destined, as I believe, to make the wee the modal-land of the One day, I think it wes•the day after we ler Pittsburgh, wo saw a white man with a blue, boy beside Jinn, etidently designing to taike passage, as the boy was waving with migh and main a large handkerchief, on the ond_of t. stick. Impatient that the steamboat by het movements indicated'no notice on the part to.' her officers of the signalaforeseid, the whits man took the stick which Proved . to be' a ram rod from the hand of the negro and leaning onr a rifle which he held in his hand, waved - it with - - a gnod deal of emphasis in his manner, while we come near .1111 SLINUOVIaII TOM (15 VIA/ in. deed stentorian to reach no at that distance) exclaiming: - Ilene.' • • , 'Hello,' replied a voice from the upper dick of our steamer, the Fort Adams. 'lt's Samson,' exclaimed the Captain, who Seas standing on the guards beside a crowd of us, 'round to. No sooner calif than clone. As the boat ap proached the potties, Samson exclaimed; • 'Why you are blind as a florae blanket, blind as your boat. I don'totand so low that you can't so me, do 17 I ! I stand six foot four inches 'n -my stocking feet, and I waved this handker chief us many' fest over my head besides:. 'Who do you think is looking out for you,' from this wheelhouse, teplied the pilot; 'You're big enough to look out for yourself, sad you're' big enough to be a wag, old fellow—but I'd rather see you on the sherelban in that-Ivor— butt eta keening a sharp look out ahead bare —we hit a snag aemewhere about hero last time —how would you like to hire out to Uncle Sant fora light house—a little more liquor and your face would go without any ether light.' Roger's is thntyou—you thief you, that's a•Joe Mill Or—you stole it front old Falstaff in the play about that chap whose nose lit him up the hill-at night—l hope you don't eitend your thieveriee to other mailers.' no thievery; 'lContuck,' replied Rogers --We only like the parson's text which any ono hay a right to apply=-wolf epplied..l draw ed the inference, old' boy.: ;" .Yee,' replied old KentuCli, as he era's called, you'll haYo a bee line drawed on you some of these days in consequence of that tongue of yourhi, if everybody that knew you didn't lf.now that your'e was no sdander—nevermind,yOu'll , meat with a stranger some , of 0,00 Iliart-dcYle, and that will bo like ii.: - snag to yinir boat. By this time our yowl-had received old Ken. 'tuck, and Ileaw the block.boy deposits the Era caller's' trunk An At, while that individual depos , fled a piece_o_c silver In his hand, which gilt: tared like the ivory the darkie exhibited en-the occasion 'Take care of yourmalf, Pomp, and mhici what told you.' 'Yea, master Samson, you 'pond 'pon me ; therocl no mistake in thia nigger.' 'That's a tall man,' I said to the Captain,,as Old Kentuck sprung upon the deck iffle in hand. 'Tall, well, he is, and tall in a good many ways ; lie's whet we sell d case. Ho's a pilot going down .to Dhow Orloans, to „bring the Em. parer up, ail he wrote me. I've been expecting to find him somewhere along the shore here. Old Kentuck was aeon np 'Mira, shaking tho rn captain by the hand In the' meet,..,cordial man ner.' flu was certainly . a charactai. lie wore a pair of panti,with•enormous stripes to them; a Mont preposterous pattern; his yea was,ot rich silk of a gorgeous fashion, while around his nook he had a neckcloth of ;black and 'red, tied in a carious kind of knot, in which he seletedlo pride himasif,,e A loose' frock coat, - brawn, and with a brown 'velvet.collar 'thrown back, covered hia body, while his head was a. - dornerfwitlra - hugolba.skin-cap,With the tail _of Beynard fantastically curled' above. it. But tho &coot - the stranger' was certainly attiac gee. Across the 'broad Atlantis of his calm.. tdnonee; ,:ett Rome one said et Charles Jameo Foi, them played a Continued sutoddao' of eheerfulnesii - arid good nature ; at ills aam's time, tbatAii j oleat blue eye, and thp.ocoasional compression othls.woll defined lipS, abovrect nature_that_Mjght be . waked _.op to despoiato deeds. 'Saninon, dote that room; belong to you r `Yea, eir-why 7' ' Want 'a hand: . • ' ' LINES. •Well, you can lake him, and give me what's right—ha! ha Cepting, do you know Parnp's father, old Dave 2' .Well, the old tumid: has turned Mormon 3 he seas eiglitg, and has visions, and talks about another book of Mormon. Tie's groat on fore knowledge. The other day Dave corner to me with the most awful face you ever caw a nigger carry, and said he wished to ape ak to me apart: Apart I went with him, and, after glancing around fearfully and with ad ominous look, he said : •Master, Von got something of the high est consekerice to tell ton. "What's that Days' 'Why, master, you don't believe in the book of. Morrzion •nod visions, but my duty to you i■ nevertheless my duty,' .That's good .Dave,' replied ;'there's Christianity in that.' Master, there's Mormon in it, and the truth is, rya had a dream now for-the third night in succession —und being am yon always Inive been, a gOod znatifor to mo,and kind, I thought that jpught to tell you that according to them three dreams, dreamed three nights in secession, I shall die next Saturday_ night, and see Yoe Sinith to a certainty.' .Well, Dave, says 1, '1 am very much obliged toszitelag..l.lol,y_e_ur_erni_js., ~,Arrt. to,y, so nea - r, it's agratification to ma, ha?' bean a guud meter to you—a groat gral ification as you aro near your and, and bein Dave, as you know, you cost me six hundred dollars, and I can't atForii to lose you as it is agoing to please the Lord to t,ko you on Sun day:l-shall, theiefore put you in my pocket in the shape of seven hundred dollars next Satur day. Old Bowler will ghee that for you, lie told mo so—and though ho is a hard master you can escape him for ono day, especially as ho never flop on Sunday,' 'Whew,' ejaculated the Captain, 'fia,•lla, he.' 'Yes—l come. it, didn't I —Dave called on me the next morning early—he had been watch ing to sea me come out,.thinbing that I might ahr'ever tha book way to howlers, and told me that he had had seven dreams that very night assuring him that he should live a very long time, and that it was very wrong: any way. to believe in dreams. Pomp said hie daddy was a fool, the old men overheard it, and licked him fur it--no romp wits' the fool after all.— What's the:neva Captsip—anything up stream.' 'Nothing,' replied the Captain. • 'Any boat, up?' • • 'No=did you son the Shelby 7r 'Ycs—she's just below hero in the-bend get ting her shaft mended.' - I'll pass her, then,' /said the Captain, and he proceeded below. Soon the accelerated speed of our boat show ed that the Captain had ordered a' prose of 'steam, and we weregallantly dashing through the Ohio, while the heavy Waves on either aid. .4rpting to the snore. an the bond sure enough we soon discovered the,Shelby, on board of which boat was evident our appearance created some commotion. It appears Oho had just 'finished the repair of-hor shalt, and wan about luring tuyve draw in sight, 'Ha, ha; said Old ICentuck leaning on his rifle, which wee ■s long as. he was. tall, 'she looks like trying if she can beat , you. 'Don't know,' said the Captain quickly.-- `They've made big_hate_on_her-up at Pittsburg; and I can't stand everything. I say, Samson, I am opposed to racing, but I can't stand every thing. 'Sometimos'l wont sand anythin g ' roplied Samson. 'ls the Shelj., n faat boat 1' I -enquired of the Kentuckian. 1 hope . we aban'eliave - racing.' Teeing . : why don't you. like excitement stranger—what's life Without excitement,' re plied Old Kentuelt, 'a mud puddle to Niagara. I tell you stranger in dull titnssoand when a mail dont choose to take liquor, and sometimes I don't choose—l go and sloop over the boiler by lay of excitement.' !Do you—that's a toll rifle/farad. 'Tall—it's just as tall as 1 em—you've Realm tell of Capting SOMA, who was ouch ah:Vl shot, that the aeon came down and dive info soon as ho saw him—heve'nt you. ; • have," replied I, laughing' Well; title ie the rifle that did it-_—Capling Scott wouldn't have been anything without tho ride, would he.—l don't stiy I over had a talk with it 06n, but I do say that this here rifle can talk to thom,end Icon bring onodown from just as big a distance as,ke Can. I toll( the Kentuckians rifle in my hand, and after fooling the weight of it handed it back t thostrAngor ‘Love mo, loyo my dog P.said he--tha, ha Tiled a hearty laugh'io myself the other day. ''Thulitarrenelimcn, you don't think they fire civilized, stranger, do -you?' 'Civilized l—why they think themselves the l_most civilized nation in the world.' ' they're mistaken, that's all—it's con founded easy fora man or men to got mistaken 'in.themselves—l was mean the other day how some Frenchmen tried to blow Napoleon up with what they called an 'infernal machine., Bah, it's the most foolish contrivance I over heard of. It put me in mind of the Irishmen' who went to spear a fish with a scythe, and cut his own'hoed off. Ha, but let them put me in a 111th or tenth story, and where I can, 'whim majesty's nose as ho goes by in his carriage, I don't care if fifty horses are going, it at a leap end he behind them—it aln't as fast as a bird on the wing 111,or roue than a squirrel on the top-off' a tree ; well just let him show his nose, and I'd pan bullet between his peepers cer tainly.' 'Yes I expect you could, 'And till mistako—po air, because French. men teach dancing piq call them oisilizodovhy stranger I've beemarpohg various folks and this, Indiana dance mom than the French do. Firii arms is the•inventioti of civilization, ain'tit.' 'Yes, I 'undetatand me.' • . 'Welt the rille s irtlie boat kind of fire arms it's the higliesi point of eitrilisation I maintain. Ila 1 there she corpea—tbie' hotit.can't atand it With the Shelby.' ' • . . By Ibis time all was excitement on board the Fort Adams. The Shelby was a larger an! at= for boat, and she woe pressing us hard. I could boar the barkeeper Mall out to the steward, for' .more ine—iind is ',glanced, towards the ,bar, 1 'obsti n tvcd a crowd of persons In excited talk, drinking; among them M wan the captain: !Coma e : let's go On the hurricane dock,' old 'Olll-KMituoir, 'endow) how Mallon look there., As we entered the cable' to go foitiatdattd ascend to the hurricane deck tbtit' way, a num• ItTLY 3. 'lt kl 00. her of ladies rushed from theit,catiiiitdigsrds us, exclaitning—='Gonllomen, May are racing ; they!!l blow us all up,,gontlomen.. 'Ladies don't be friklitelied,' said Old Ken- noir in a manner of exceeding courtesy, at the same time taking off his fotskin. 'Oh, sir,' eteldimed a beautiful delicatolook .lls lady to him, in an agony of terror,—'don't let them race, Iliad a brother and sister lost on the Mozelle. 'Don't be frightened my good lady don't be frightened,' rejoined the Kentuckian—end sha king her band he proCeeded to the hurricane deck. The Shelby was 'barking' after us liktra blood hound•from the slip. ,Thorn was quite an expatiso of Water .in this place, hitt as I. learned froni the Kentuckian, who was-an old pilot, and acquainted with every foot of water in the river, the - Channel here was very devious -and-dangerous. The captain came to the Ken,7 I tuchlan's side with a flushed cheek and,asked 'What Jo you thinker it, Sint - Oen?'" 'lll had the strength of my namesake,' re irentuckian, 'l'd swim out and chUck that - boat, cargo, passengers and all ashore—fie it-is;s her:is-too last - for-usTand - I - mlirsys - knevr --- itr-1 told-you Bob Albert, the pilot there, has been on a bust this week past--they sent their yawl ashore this. morning, wanting to learn, something about ; Beattio's sick —and 1 saw then Albert was tight; he swore you Should not heatthem . if they tilew -every thing up. I tell you' capting, iC ,, my opinion they'll be into us—the channeris too narrow here for them to pasfuk-=Land they've got such a head of steam: on, and they arc so much big ger than we arc, that if they come again us we aro gone.' 'Rentuck,' called out Rogers from the wheel house, 'just stop here a moment—you know the channel better than I do-1 wonder`what those rascals mean.' The meaning seemed to be to my eye a" re solve to run us down—the smoke ascended black and sulphury from her chimneys, with oc casional flashes of volcanic fire, that showed she hild all the steam on possible. She gained on us evidently, while the excited crowd on her hurricane deck and guards repeatedly hur ried, as by the orders of the mate- they step lied to the mmo . '6 of the boat to f(cmp her righ: know that fed:'. • The noise they:made. and-their evident ap proach, with the fearful trembling of our boal f 'for we had all steam on too, so alarmed the la; dies that following impUlse rathe'r than reason, for they would'have been safest perhaps in'the cabin, they hurried on 'to the hurricane d.ck, and the oriel. have before'spoken of rushed to Samson, who was at—the wheel, and 'begged him not-to rime any more. Ilme.ra,.elhey , ll be into 'a my opinion they mean to run us flown— they must be all drunk there. Tretty much replied the Kentuckian.— 'Bob Albert was in for it early this morning; he's the only pilot on board, that is Beattie Is down with the fever mighty low—Bob hates your captain 4iere, and when We tight he's perfectly crazy.' 'We shall all be lost--we shall all ha lost,' 'exclaimed the young lady. Oh? Mr. Old Ken tucky 600 us. 'Old Kentucky will do that my dear young lady if he has to shoot the rascal at the wheel; they're bent on running us down—self preset ration is the first law of nature—if two men are grappling for the same plank at sea, which will hold but tine, each has the right to push the other off it he can—that's law I'm told, tlidugh I never thought it exactly fair, especi ally if the weaker, man had got the Maria. first ..-however, if these fellows run into us it will be a clear case of murder, and they are hardly six lengths otr: Hang It, these ,boats bark so that you can hardly hear yourself talk. Hal low there, what are you. after—look out. Here Rogers ion take the wheel a moment, and hand me my rille—you see it's necessity." , Don't kill him ,' exclaimed -Rogers,- neverr (helms complying with his request. 'Kill him, no, but I'll just break that right Arra of his between the wrist and elbow, the firat.time he ehowtrit fairly.' So saying Oa-Kentuckian deliberately lifted his rifle to hiOhoulder. We all felt our den gcr:,,too well io interfere or say a word. In a moment more the sharplport of 'the ripe was heard. Ail eyes were; filed upon the pilot of the Shelby. ,ln an instant his arm fell lifeless to his aide, andihe Shelby uncontrolled' rushed on to a shallow bar just beside her, and in ano ther Moment was fast aground.. The Three Cases. A few weeks ago, a lonely traveller was aeon approaching a solitary log hut which Mande filly miles from any house, in the centre of a Western prairie._ Tho tenant otthe-caltin Was, much streak by the wee-begone looks of the traveler who - approached, holding his knapsack in his hand. The following confab took place: 'What is your-opinion of the Wetister case r asked the traveler. , -.. • •-- , , 'Never haern of it,' anssierod tho squatter• 'And what do you think dills Forest Divorce case . 'Never heern of hint naythor: romponded the !squatter. .And—and- , -ae to tho Golphin claim,' con tinued the travolor. 'Never bourn of him,' was the quick revamp) of the equator, . . The granger burst into WI. .13tranger!' ho cried; In a nutburet ofjoy— gill stay with yen for •n w weeks. It will tako about three weeks for use three ease, to' reach this quarter; and' hen they than I'll strike wafer Jaiunt.' , '..Sitittr'fitrin was reoeivid at:Stockholm, on the'29th Ultimo, with all the honors due to the greatest ornate of that kingdom. Band. of; youn'g gide dreeeed in white Ind her on die embarliation, with-wreatbe and garlands of rich HOWOra. A commitiesCorther inhabitants ex; quiet! har ton rich carriage in waiting. ; this titLiliawn by, lour splendid milk white horses. An elegant: Outman t had been prepared fhr her, at this beat hotef, to which'she wee escorted by. a largO'creitid. At night a torah liget proipas, kin, in par honor went;'.threugh the . streets.— Next dax thellehate: for six concert, .ta.ini en by her,were meld at .anotion, pcoording to the custom there, and brought enormous hifo . doolaeoo all 'inn Maims, cop idiots House one • • - Business and Gempral intettig . 'ence. " ANGELINA'S FAINTED." Thotalk was of Haiti:4l6i. "Don't speak of , em,".cried Miss Angelina Daffy. "Pin certain of it—if 1 were only to look a Hottentot, I should,faint—l-mustjaint." "Fiddlededee," said Mrs. Lillywhite ; and there Was a blush—a pause in the conversation; for when Miss Lillywhito exclaimed "Fiddle.' dee," It behooved thoughtless young ladies to . look to 'themselves. Igritv, Miss Daffy had a great talent for feinting. Perhaps the talent was originally a natural gift; nevertheless, it could not be denied that a frequent and earnest cultivation of the endowment had brought it to perfection. Miss Daffy, at one elinuto's notice, could faint at any time, and upon any subject. She could faint at either extreme of the day- 7 faint et breakfast or faint at supper; could faint with equal beauty.and. truthfulness, whe ther the matter to be fainted upon were a black beetle, a'bull, or a bullfinch. ~_Miasl,illywhito was a spinster of-seven and forty. I am six—seven—sight-and-forty; next birthday!" Miss tillywhite would blithe ly observe atrthe year m ight ba. And this_gay. ramify was the morn pleasingin Miss Lilly ; passed for forty ; nay, had sha'stickled ever so little for it, she might have got off with Via and thirty at most. And Miss Lillywhite was as jocund as she was handsome. It is said, there is no bet ter preservative againsktbe melancholy chan ges wrought by tim e, . than honey. Miss Lilly white ,hed unconsciously, acted upon the un known recipe, and had preserved herself in the sweetness of her dispositiob. In the honey o her goodness she was a pattern old maid. Yet a pattern, - We would hope, serer to 6e followed, for it is such women who MMIM the real wives and mothers. But let_ us take up the stitch of our little story. “Fiadlededee,” said Mil; Lil',white. Min Angelina looked Surprised—amazed— and gradually became very deeply wounded.— What, under the new and painful circumstance, .could-she do? Whyolic--fell-Atack - upbri life strength of bar weakness ; she instantly made ad ostentatious preparation to faint 7 Mils Lilly White drew her chair beside Ange lina. "My dear child," said Mies Lillywbite, "you must give up fainting—it's gone out of fashion'," "Fashion, M ! D. you think that feelings"— " Fiddlededee," again repeated Miss Lilly , white. "When 1 was eighteen, y.our agar said Mise.Lillywhite, "and that, lily dear, is uoarly thirty jeers ago, I used to faint, too.— I enjoyed faintinlyery•duc4 indeed, my dear, 1 question if ever you take greater pleasure in fainting than 11. did. " Pleasure !" exclaimed Miss .Angelina. "Who could remain dumb under such an impu: teflon?" _ , "011,1 know all about its pleasure, my dear," said the. remorseless Blida Lilly white. " You see, it gave me a little consequence ; it jircw upon ma general notice; it made me, as it wive, the centre of a picture ; and it was a pleasure to.bisjoy so much sympathy about one. Alsgelina was very much offended—deeply hurt. "We may faint onco_too-often," repeat ed IWiss Lillywhito, and abo'sighed ; and then her customary smile beamed about her. "Of this dreary truth 1 am a sad example." "You! Miss Lillywhite ?" said Angelina. "Listen;" said, the old maid. 't'Tis a short story, but worth your hearing. When I was nineteen, I Was about to be married. About, did I say ? Why, the day was fixed I was in my bridal dress; at the altar; the ring, the wad• ding ring at the end pc my finger, whim"— "Mercy on me!" cried Angelina, " wha happened I". ' "I fainted," said Alin and oho shook her head, arido wan smile played upon \-- her lips. "AO you were not married, became you fainted ?" said Angelina much awakened to the subject. Aa I him confessed, it was my weakness to feta upon all I:messiahs. I enjoyed the interest that, as I thought, fainting cast - about me.— My lover often looked coldly—suspiciously; but love conqUered his doubts, and led him tri• umphantly before the parson. Well, the mar riage service was begun, and"— "Do go on," cried. Angelina. - "And in a fAw, minutes I should have been his wile, she" I thought I must faint. It would nem very bold of ate in !mobil' situation not to faint. 1, who had. fainted on ao tunny .occasions, not to ewoonat the altar would have been a want of sentiment—Ofproper on sti awful an occasion. With this thought felt myself ; and just as the britlegrdiSsn had touched my finger with tho ring, i went off; yes, my dear, swooned with all -the honors" "Do go on," again exclaimed Angelina. "As I swooned, the eq . '3 ll O (rem the bridegrooni's fingers, and was rolling—rolling —to drop through the aperture of the stove, that from below , admitted - heat to tho church, when, though ewooning—l somehow raw the danger and, to atop the ring, put forth my foot"— Well I" exclaimed Angelina. • "Toik late—the ring2r . olted on—disappoared down the chimnajof the slove,andthen I fain ted with the greatest fidelity. Hartshorn and sat volatile came.to my aid. .1 was restored— but where was the ring?. 'Twits hopeless to leak — for it. Half•atilozon other rings • were. proffered; but no—it woUld'bii.an evil omen— there' would bd no happiness if f, were not wedded .with my own ring. Well, searehAii metle-- - -end time flew—and we !fore late et the church 4o bogin wish—end the..Ong was no found when lint -church clOok`struck triply°. "Wail ?" said Angelina ."Wolf;" sighed Mrs. Lillywhito, "the ,cler gymani closing his book; said,' 'lt is Jpast the canonical hour i the:parties Cannot be met Vied to-day ; they 'must cpnse again to-morrowi'" PDreadiul!" exclairried Angelina.. .' "We returned home ; my loVer upbraided-, I reteitr. , 4:we had a shocking qiigarrel, and— he lift tliehousti' to write ray:a farewell letter. i i Init week h was on his voyage to.lndia ; in ii'' :tweliemoth he' had inarri'ed an Indian lady, as rich as an idol, and,--Parter thirty years—am still Caroli k ne Litlywhite, spinster." , "It Is refry strange. From the time of the above narrative there ware two words never a gain breathed beneath 'tits 'roof-tree or the 1 Duffy's; and these nuntiered words were— ' "Angelinall fainted l',',._.—:•---' From the Muir County Whig. - DIARBIRGE WITHOUT COURTSHIP. A AOMAX6r. WITROUT FicTiogi Wondrous are the ways of Providence, and singular are the doings of man, especially in' these latter days of human progress. The gi-, gentle strides of science; levelling in its track prejudice and ignorance, making 'ancient goods uncouth,' has prepared the human to corn-, bat the expression of . the wiedrman, that there is 'nothing new under the sun.' Nothing new, forsooth Well, i(therele really nothing nets, old customers sonietimss apper before us clothed in a strange garb—a very coat of many colors. 'lt is not meet that man should be a -1 lone'—from the very foundation of the world, woman, was placed in it, to love, cherish and' eomfert man. In pursuance of this divine gift of God, the custom of courtship and marriage was introduced,and at this present day wisdom • sanctions the former while law binds the letter. Courtship and marriage, in all civilized coun tries, prOsent the name phase in the abstract,but the successful issue of a mottle - lonia!' negotia. -tiro-we-Ore-about-to chronicle;posietites of romance altogether out of the ordinary,man. nor of every day life, having gleaned the facts from authentic and reliable sources. . - About throe yealla ago, the Rev. R. S. Mc- Clay, of Concord, Franklin county, Pa., (late cf. Gettyaburg,) received a gall from _the Board:oh Foreign Miaeiono connected. with the Medic , - ,diat EpiscopatAiniih,lo visit Claw' and prtaqh the Gospel-to the benighted Celestials of the central flowery land. WClay waft young, ar dent and enthusiastic, and moat willingly em braced the high and holy duty assigned In due time ,ho arrived in China, and was eta % tioned at Fau Chum, some seven hundred miles in the interior from Jiang Nov.- Thitre:- be - studied the native language, and commenced his labor of love among the Celestials, with the most flattering success. Still there wee some- thing wanting—a void in the hpart to be filled —he sighed for that beet solace to man, either in Weal or'wee—ti woos. HMV to get one was an intricate question tb solve. There were no American ladies thine froth whom to make a choice; and as for a Chinese wife, the lawsNoi: the land forbade it, neither did his inclination desire it, What then was to be done'? A fer tile imagination can accomplish Wenderi—a firm 'determination can surmount difficulties that would `olettop old Potion.' He yrroto to the Board of hitSsiMia on'the subject—he wrote in pathetic—we might perbapi say—poetic— strains, able lonely condition for the want ol; ono on whorl ho could bestow his afibethins,, and who would be the partner of his joys. and sorrows through life, and ended, by asking that the Board Bond him a young lady who would lea willing to bccomo his wife—agreeably to hie direMions, which be sent in the form of a blank declaration to be Shed up by the lady ac cepting the propoeition. This VMS a novel proposition, but the Board was of opinion that it was a just one, and pro cesded_vrith due diligence) to search for tho oh' joct desired, and strange tiisity, succcoss crown ed their Olin. Some time previous to the receipt of Mr. Clay's letter, a young lady, Miss Henrietta Sperry, of Brooklyn, N. Y., 'made application lo the Board to ho aciAmi a Missionary to Chi nas but was refused on account of being un married. To her the application of Mr. Mc- Clay..was shown ; she al once filled up the ap plication! and !.....per'rrespondence.eneued which ended in ha laving New- York in , company , with a number of other missionaries, on the 12th of March last, In the ship Tartar, (or Hong ICong, where she will ha met by Mr. IV- Clay, and the nuptial ceremony will be solem nized.. The lady's , personal attiactions'-have-been described to us, by ono ,who had the pleasure of seeing her previous to taking sail on her mission alloys. She is described as being beau tiful and fascinating in her appearance s and possetised of that charm of loveliness which c e should adorn ever feniale character—a well cultivated mind, s oreit: with the richest . gifts' of knowledge from be fountain of e‘thibiltiiiii, and a moral refiner' nt which will bear with it the jewel of a bright inheritance beyond the confines of time. ' " She iii now on tho dark blue sea where 'the \ 'hollow eak,' her horns m it be for at, least a half a'Year: Who so de s to all feeling as not to admire 'EMI' heroism 7 young and lovely girl, forsaking home, friends • and all the dear, eat ties of earth to travel thoneande of miles cm ter the stormy billows, to dwell perhaps foray „a r-4 ?1 mong beathens l for the double purpoiit of atror ing consolation to a 'servant of Gad, and aid/ n spreading tlie light among those who walk in darkness, is. at once a Moral and sub'. lime undertaking, requiring a degree of deem ted.ii r eas and Omens that will compare favors- Bly with the self-denial of the Spartan woman of old. Heaven send propitioUs gales to waft tholartar to her destination. Who can doubt but that a union formed under sucli Chown' ~. stances must ha a happy ino 7 Heat. We may talk as wo please about hot weath-, I Grin this upon of country ; but it seems. to ,nothing like what people have.-to encountor i other parts of tho' world. If the, following l which we copy from an exchange, be trtie, the the Indian Ocean must be about, as torrid '1 place as can be loond °aside of 7 4 0 pilot; -and when ire 'relid of tlto efleata of ilao moon to Mei Persian Gulf, we must: 'adtiait , that our sun id not "lit to'hold ri Catlike! to honied we etighi to be abbe to keep cool In our comparatively{ frigid climate : • . ... • . • !•When the British frigate Liverpoid, WIN on her .way item Muscat to Bush's°. the Weather. was so hilt that thirty-three persons were mull struck; most of whom died.. Double awnings' were up, end the decks °were kept constantV so r ktled,to no purpose. No matter for - bet hrief a pegiediito men wore exposed to the sulf„ , they wore struck down sonneteer; vertigo fol. lowed, accompanied by foaming at the mouth. In the same pleee,-;tho Persian Gulf...the giant : of the moon ie . so painful, nd . coronaun,hiate. l feelings so disagreeable, that at night's parser, niiihoolater * Sed sheltering hinwelffroas mil l 1 with the trine . Core as he Mould in theday, front those'sfihe sun VOLUME L.-NO 44 The Pipe and. the Cigar:. The habit of amoking,..ie r we believe, one of the moat injurinus as it is one of the ;nestles— ductlio in the world, Dr.tayceols assorta with.. - truth, that it !motile most baneful citizen; upon tho stomach, tho lungs, the heart, the kale.. and the norvoue eyateuf. The tobacco con-- surned by habitual ermykors-varice flivm , half an , ~, ounco to twelve onn6cs par , wetly ;: tit. usual , quantity from two to three ounce.— Inveterate . cigar invokers will consume from four to , five dozen per week: The firatmorbictreoultis, all inflammatory condition of the mucous- men. brans, o s f the lips and tongue, then the tonsils. and pharynx suffer, the mucous membrane be-- coming dry and , congested.. If. the thorax br examined welli it will'befoond'alightly swollen = .tinth congestive vein- meandering over the cur-• rico, and here and there a etreak:of mucous...— The action• cif tobacco-smelting on the heart is= depressinznnd'some individualii,-whoteel it in' this organ' more than others, complain of an , ~, uneasy sensation about the left nipple, a die— . tressed feeling, noeamountisg to &Intone, but; , allied to it. The ,action of thi.heart is observr-1 fee • ing is also experienced in orbebeath the pecto— ral muscles, and oftener "on the right side than. the left. On the brain, the use of tobacco appears to diminish the rapidity'of cerektaction, and , check the flow of ideas through t e i rnind. It , differs front ppirim and,. hartbaus r and4,ratherl excites , to•WOnbefanSi4Tcgtii4iiktl44 4 .l6. - 141 1 4!:;:4; . ,: composes toisleopOnducen a driaminees which leaves ne•impression — on the memory, leaving a• great susceptibility, indicated by a trembling , of the hands and irritability of temper. Such , aro the noonday results of smoking. So axe blackness of teeth and• gum-boils— There is , also a sallow paleness of the complexion, andt irresolutenesa of disposition, a :want orate ands energy, and , in constant smokers; who do not drink, a •tanderisy to pulmonary phibisic. Dr.. Wright of Dirminghani t in n communication to the author_fully_corroborates-his and both agreethat smoking.produees gastric: disorders, coughs, and inflammatory n affections - of the larynx and pharynx, diseases of the , heart and lowness of the spirits, and in shirt:. is very injurious to the respiratory,allmontary, notions system, . , A 51177/MlllO Youzu.---Tather, 1 wants a.. dollar,' said-a' country boy—z strappling lad of, sixteen,whe. , measured ttro oxe haadies in his - stockings—to his dad,orie Sunday night---'ll wants a buzzim-pin amazingly ;all the,bigboya in town have got'em but me: 'Fudge:, replied the sire, 'a bitaium pin !non-- senor ! You'd better get a pair of shoos, or-a• new hat fora dollar; or ■atbin' - o' - some tome ' k.wonce—but b u z , z um pin l--pshaw • 'Thimpli !''returned the juvenile, 'these•here L ' things you spoke , on aro all 'well enough in the fell ; won't ray palm leaf dew for this summer, and can't Igo barefoot nowt But:sopped out' the stripling, .I'm really aufirig fora boa , zum. pin young_lady•of 18i was engaged to be married to a gentleman of U., Ilex mother baring notined•hor low spirited for some time inquired the reason. , 011 dear r rnamrinh''replied the young lady: —'l was thinking about my husband being twice my age.' 'rhat'a - true—buel he's only thirty-six' .Ilo's only thirty-six, MN mamma:, but— ,but,-when Ilarn 'well "1", !Oh: dear :svrhk.thcm:.she'll be as encired.aetti • : lit. , l%lre. Jones, do yiu- firer MORA to pay , me for that dozen of mackaiol ?"' 4 1 certainly do, please 'gouinees;• blister Smith: Then, when pray, ' 'As soon do theluoney mita iR over, Mister. STULL!), sure n . ( . • 9,13 A 01321 Y.—Wean] said a quack'. of t Long Island to a nervous old lady, !your case Is • a acrutunary complaint.' • 'Pray, Doctor, what . isihatr *Ms the:driipping of the nerves, am,ths nerves baring fallen into the pizarintum , the chief. becomes morberous,andihe head goes thiarizen, tlearizio 'Ali, Doctor, isoltdroad.; tho old lady, !you base doscribed;may feelings • exactly: - DOING TUB riANGiOIIO Tnina.*-The editor or the hrow , York•Tribuno-havieg lven mulc ted in the suarnf eix:anrha quarter contei in a libel suit, ten of hie eubicibers .have liberally. clubbed tegothocttild'eent 'him one cent; hoping thekthe imam* will kidnap others to make upilie remaining fire eixthe oPthe amount.. Lieutenant Elliott' of the p, nee , meat, has discovered-in the beerier of AuStra- - lin, a race oPcaunibele-who devour the bodies , oh friends.und foes.. Lietenant Elliott writes:. "The underlain these districts eat their deed:: - old'anon, women and children.. The heart goes • to the mother, arithey say ft.:mega' her grief. n'—Tlusy lame a men in .Astraippi so lean that ha makes no shadow al all. A:rattle snake • struck at WI livixtimes 'await', and retired. in disguet.• Her makes 44 hungry who : look no him; and when childredineet him in ths strsot,. they run Inapt ory4 for bread. , A Dlimr.r.The Aetoi (Orig•n). Pioneeri-• ley. 'the littloetreita which giallo our twin ate! the cut tolled Ocrounneoacegaieirstahleolohe— eendange. 'This etenifiie 4Zinen. Iti isiet-a lazy jpbrhoweveri to proittcee-it; • 11:32•In 41 waters there &mum '•fistr•whiehr. love to swim egainst , the etrearnv 'and in every, comrqunity_pbrsons ere to be found who delight' in being opposed to everybody ParA woman offering to Digs a deed, tb Jude.* coked hor whether her, hdib'and;cotn pellod her to eta 7- Xi compel roe sold the , lady. ' no.nor yaMnty Aka t Did yon.ety. Jonee;-thit. your : wife hail, fits Yee,ahe hew them.qtrite 'Well, I wish my _wife were similarly affected. She: a has tried dozen dfess• reAve within , the int, ware montho,,and not:a,St to . euit hap hoe she , ' „ , LA Dublin papor ettirt : that a aelieol !ter Okitiodveitau that ha will keep a. Surakik !Wir... , ..a.....traik.4ruiaday...atut Saturday.'