VOL. XXXXIII. THE MODERN STORE- Just Arrived DAINTY NEW SPRING SHIRT WAISTS. • SPECIAL PRICES THIS WEEK. Newest styles made in the best possible manner of nicest materials, trimmed with pretty durable laces and embroideries. Perfect r ltting. The C«*isha Waists, Special Prices this Week on These. 15 dozen nice*whit© lawn waists, nicely trimmed with lace or em broideries, open back or front, five different styles to select from, a sizes today 4yc each. 10 styles of fine lawn waists, beautifully trimmed with Val. lace or insertions, open either front or back, waists well worth $1.50. ft 00 each. Dozens of different styles, trimmed in every conceivable manner and made of fine Persian lawns and wash batistes, open either front or back. Ions; or elbow sleeves, all at special low prices, for finest waists, $1.50, |B.OO, *2 60 to |4.00. New Spring Skirts, all priced specially low. We sell the yneen Skirts. fa 50. $5 00, $6.50 to $9.00. Plenty of the new greys among these. Axents in Butler for Ladies' Home Journal Patterns. EISLER-MARDORF COHPANY, MOTS MAH STKZET 1 QQI I " ■ Samples sent on request. OPPOSITE HOTEL ARLINGTON, BUTLER. PA [SPRING SUITS.] i You see we are as usual, the early bird. Our line 7 ?of Spring Suits for Men, Boys and Children is here and \ S open for your inspection. The handsomest styles and \ \ patterns you ever laid eyes on. You never saw their/ \ equal. The envy of all local merchant tailors. Heavy 7 v padded shoulders, hand-quilted breasts, hand-made button p I holes, in fact so snappy and well built as to S ) We Defy Any Merchant Tailor to Equal Them! S We are always first. You do the same by buying C / early. Prices considered, Hamburger make considered, r J style, quality, make, wear and patterns considered, in fact } everything considered, you'll find this the only place to buy. f J The Famous Skolney Suits for Children are here and r Sread> to be worn by the best dressed Children of Butler. ? C SEE WINDOW DISPLAY. ) \ | Douthett & Graham. $ ) INCORPORATED IIeYTH BROS. 1 Do It, Now! 1 It Your Wall Papering. | 4f. - "'y $ J We have just received a Car Load of Cheap andw 4 fMedium Priced Wall Paper that we intend to sell at Bar-?!? t ?gain Prices. Just what you want for tenement housesn? t tand rooms where a nice paper is required at a small coslS? •? You Can't Afford to Miss This. il? | Eyth Bros., ~f 11 NEAR COURT HOUSE. ..... I Duffy's Store 1 Not one bit too early to think of that, new Carpet, orß perhaps you would rather have a pretty Rug—carpet■ size. Well, in either case, we can suit you as our Car-Mj pet stock is one of the largest and best assorted in But-ra ler county. Among which will be found the following: 11 EXTRA SUPER ALL WOOL INGRAIN CARPETS, §| Heavy two and three ply. . 65c per yd and np H HALF WOOL INGRAIN CARPETS, fl Best cotton chein 50c per yd and np BODY BRUSSELS. |§ Simply no wear ontto these $1.85 ydß TAPESTRY BRUSSELS, g§ Light made, bnt very Good 65c per yd np STAIR CARPETS ff Body and Tapestry Brussels, Half and All Wool Ingrains. ht HARTFORD AXMINSTERS, £§ Prettiest Carpet made, as durable too $1.35 H RAG CARPETS, Genuine old-fashioned weave. Kg MATTING, Hemp and Straw. |S RUGS-CARPET SIZES. B Axminster Rugs, Beauties too $23 each and up H Brussels Rugs, Tapestry and Body sl2 each and up H Ingrain Drnggets. All and Half Wool $5 each and np H Linoleums, Inlaid and Common, all widths and grades h| Oil Cloths, Tloor, Table, Shelf and Stair. bJ| Lace Curtains, Portiers, Window Shades, Curtain Poles; Small Hearth H Rngs, all styles and sizes. 19 Duffy's Store. I MAIN STREET, BUTLER. WHY You can save money by purchasing your piano of W. . NEWTON, "The Piano Man." The expense of running a Music Store is as follows: Rent, per annum $780.00 Clerk per annum $312.00 Lights, Heat and incidentals . . . $ 194.00 Total $1286.00 I have no store and can save yon this expense when you buy of me. I sell pianos for cash or easy monthly payments I take pianos or organs in exchange and allow you what they are worth to apply on the new instrument All pianos fully warranted as represented. MY PATRONS ARE MY.REFERENCE. A few of the people I have sold pianos in Butler. Ask them. Dr. MeCnrdy Bricker Dr. W. P. McElroy Fred Porter Sterling Club Fraternal Order Eagles D F. Reed Epworth League Woodmen of the World E W. Bingham H. A. McPherson G'eo. D. High Miss Anna McCandless W. J. Mates E. A. Black J. S. Thompson Samuel Woods Joseph Woods Oliver Thompson S. M. McKee John Johnson A.-W Boot R. A. Long well Miss Eleanor Burton J. Hillgard Mrs. Mary L- Stroup J. E. Bowers W. C Curry C. F. btepp i F. J. Hauck W. J. Armstrong Miss Emma Hughes Miles Hilliard A. W. Mates Mrs. S. J. Green W. R. Williams J, R. Douthett Mrs. R. O. Rumbaugh E. K Richey Chas. E. Herr L. S. Youcfc PEOPLE'S PHONE 426. THE BUTLER CITIZEN. The Great $5 Clothing Sate is on again this month. But that will end it —no more after this month. Garments for which we would ask full price under norma! conditions. No matter how little the price, its a high standard that rules here—annoyingly so to those of our com petitors who even attempt to match the values presented. This SSOO Clothing Sale Is a Mighty Strong Proposition. $5.00 buys choice of several hundred rattling good suits and.overcoats that cannot be matched in any other Butler store in season or out of season for less than $lO to $12.50. SCHAUL& LEVV 137 South Main Street. Butler. Pa. BICKELS g fj Great Bargain Sale. U •J An immense Stock of Seasonable Footwear to be » | closed out in order to reduce our extremely large stock f [j Big Bargains in AH Lines. N Ladies' Fur Trimmed Felt Slippers, price *1.25--reduced to . 75c tr J p J Ladies' Warm Lined Shoes, price $1.50 —reduced to .. .SI.OO L ® Wm Ladies' Warm Lined Shoes, price 25- reduced to 85c iv i One lot Ladies' 3.50 Hand turn and Hand-welt Shoes reduced to 2.25 £ ij One lot Ladies' 3.00 Fine Patent Leather Shoes, button or lace, a One lot Ladies' $2.50 Fine Dongola Patent tip Shoes reduced to 1.65 b j One lot Ladies'l.so Fine Dongola Patent tip Shoes reduced to 1.10 WM One lot Children's Fine Shoes, sizes 4to 8, reduced to 45c One lot Infanta's Fine Shoes, sizes oto 4, reduced to 19c y J ■ 1 Men's Fine Bos-calf, Viei-kid and Patent Leather Shoes. f M regular price $3.50 and |4.00 —reduced to 2.50 J Men's Working Shoes, regular price $2.00 reduced to. ....... 1.40 y A One lot Boys' Fine Satin-calf Shoes, regular price I.so—red'dto 1.00 i u One lot Men's Fine Slippers reduced to 40c * W A Ladies' Lamb-wool Insoles, regular price 25c —reduced to 15c yjg r'm Misses' and Children's L:unb-wool Insoles, regular price 20c—at 8c 18 pj All Felt Boots and Overs, all Stockings and VA Overs, Warm-lined Shoes and Slippers, also balance k« of our stock of Leggins and ov6r-Gaiters to be in- fe l l Ij eluded in this GREAT BARGAIN SALE. Sole Leather and Shoemakers' Supplies. ; kl Repairing Piomptly Done. f [j JOHN BICKELO M 128 S Main St., BUTLER. PA. m, butler o 7 is New buildings, new rooms, elegant new equipment, excellent courses of study, best of teachers, expenses moderate, terms VERY LIBERAL! Over $2,000 00 worth of.new typewriters in use (allowing advanced student* from 8 to 4 hours' practice per day), other equipment in proportion! Winter Term, Jan. ti, Spring Term, April U, U)0<». Positions secured for our worthy graduate?. Visitors always welcome! When in Butler, pay us a visit. Catalogue and other literature mailed on ap plication. MAY ENTER ANY TIME. A. F. REGAL, rincipal, Butler, Pa | Spring and Summer | Everything in the line of Millinery can be found, f|t •p the right thing at the right time at the right price at j*! I ROCKENSTEIN'S I Phone 656. 148 S. Main St. MEN |!l f Won't buy clothing for the purpose of [} ■ , C. Y spending money. Th»y desire to get the J!' ' . X i best possible results of the money expended. irj I Those who buy custom clothing have a -v 1 , l i right to demand a fit, to have their clothes /!{',; ». / f:• correct in style and to demand of the AIM '-■■■• Jyivt seller to guarantee everything. Come to / ,'j na and there will be nothing lacking. I yrTv - have just received a large slock of Spring || t"v\ "vC, ■, \;! and Summer suitings in the latest styles, .—i!A • ./V ,j ji , shades and colon. » j \ *'J' 'I ?£'/'■ V fjij t G. F. KECK, nwPij /MERCHANT TAIIsOR, VVA 142 N. Main St., Sutler, Pa M s I I |gfj? | I Washers | 1 * w "Tizd * #l# * or *' tl | fQpSJ With Less Work | H I Than any other Washer* ** on tie market. £ in Spi :V. ® & I iy> f J. Q. & W. CAMPBELL, | BU I LE, PA. 1 BUTLER, PA., THURSDAY, .MARCH 1 r», 1906. R-R i i ME-TABLES Pennsylvania WEST PENNSYLVANIA DIVISION. Schedule in ellect Jan. 1, lOOtt Trai s lea- c BUTLER as follows: For AlToßhni.v Mid :15 Mi l 10.33 » • .mn.l 4 !»!> m. ».-k ■'»%-; 7.9) a ai. a ! i. 0 I'. m. Snii.l»3 . 1 -..r rin-lmre and wny 3.10 a. m. an,! 2.30 f. m. wn-k d»js. For B arsville Intersection, A 1 toon a, PliKailv*{'2r Red Pank and Oil < "icy. 6.15, 8.40,10.35 a. m. and 4.30 p. in. w* k Jm y ; 7.Z »a. m. aud 5.<»5 i». ra. K«r'Kittauuing md wav ,tatK»UB 6.15 and 10.35 a. m. an l 4.20 p. rn. w .lays; 7.2 » h. m. and 506 p. m. funiliy.- F»t detailed i f.--rnatioD,apply to ticket a.in. wpek days, mixed train from IJu Bois and Punxsutawney. j Trains leave the B. & O. Station. I ittsburg for Buffalo and Rochester at 9:00 a.m. and 10:00 p m.. and for loc«l points as far as Dr.Bois daily at 4:20 p. m. week days. Wintield it it Co 'time Table In effect May 29th, 1903. WESTWARD. STATIONS. All P M Leaves West Win field. ... 7 30 2 45 " .. 7 45 3 00 11 Iron Drid £•» 755 310 Winfleld Junctlii 8 10 32-^ " Tjane 8 3,i 5 11 Butler Junction . .. 8 2- r » 340 Arrive fJ utler 10 33 5 05 Arrive Allegheny. 5 C) Arrive Pittsburg !0 25 pm Arrive Rlairsville 1 05 5 42 EA*TWAI.!>. " STATIONS. " A M P M Leave Leave C!airsville 7 50 2 15 44 Allegheny 8 25 230 44 Butler 840 U.i 0 44 Butler Junction 10 00 440 " Lane 10 (Ui 443 44 Wiufleld Junction 10 15 45Z 44 Iron Briilge 10 25 505 41 Boggsville i 0 Arrive Wi-st WiniiciJ 10 s<> 5 « Traiixa Pt«.p at Lane and Iron Bridge only on Flag to take on or leave vtf patwt-tigers. Trains Connect at Butler Junction vrith: TraJr." Eaiitward for F r tr lW ' 3 * - r ■'■■■ ar*! BlaTrmrre inTersc ctfou. Trains Westward for Natrona,Tarenturn Allrgbtny and Httsbnrg. Trains Northward tor Saxonburg.Marwood aud Lot ler B. G. BEALOB, General IViacager. BESSEMER &, LAKE ERIE RAILROAD COMPANY, TIME TABLE in effect September 17th, J905. EASTERN STANDARD TIME NORTHWARD SOUTHWARD (Readi:p) Dally Except Sunday (Read down) TiT Ph I U | fIT , n»" Vn i iT p. m.'p. m. p.m.! di.hiviao. b. pi. a 111. p.m. l 0:i WBiifTalo(TitLS.M.B.) 4ol'J tm, iOO ■ ]x in. I'.iii.u.m.i CaS m. p. in. 7 i: II 10 25' Erie.. 1 7 lt"> lO- < 57 C 51 I'o 0l" Fairview 7 29: r> 21 ti I 1 0 0 4 tiirar.l ( 7 4i< 141 583 _C 21 11) 27l | 8 0(1. I 5 49 (S ;V>) 1 oill'J Oil Ar..»:(muuiit;l..i.\ 7 U<'l2 01 5 id B 10|12 oli 7 Co.Lr..Connea»t ..Av'lO I f. .55 8 2H2 i3j 9 2-.j Albion | 8 o; L 56 .. U K 10 (12 35f9 Id Shad eland (8 111-' 1»ffl 01 607 I'j ;ti 9 07 1 Springboro |517213 (i 07 G 12 27 :> 0- .< <>iii:ea\itviHi .J S 2.' 2lbii 12 1 0712 45, 9 a 'Ar."McaUvillc.Xv| » 30; 1 55 4 53 45# II 2S; 750 Lv..Me-nl vil'.c. Ar] 92 • 312 707 C4O 12 l- js r, v..Con't Lake-.Lvi 7 f5 2 2:; 525 525 11 50; 7 85 Lv.Cou't Lake.Ar 8 6:l' 245 C4O 5 4o 10 50 Ar..LiliesviHe..l.v 8 27 6 17 il 45 8 27 I.V.Xiiiesville..ArlO Bo! 4 »< 15 :il 55 s 27 Hartstown._. TS 57 f J 4:* C 46 5 ill 41, s i'J Osgood 012 fa 0:- 7 ixi 8 O>U a.", H u.; Crrenville 9 2" 3 10 7 cS 5( ii 2- 7 or.| shenango 11 j.V 3n7 15 4i;II12 7ay i'redonia. .. 942 .• 783 4 -SKI !»i 7 2. alercer. .1... 06- 3 4s 7 48 HO 5S 7 U _. Houston Jct...:10 02 7 5:1 402 10 351 7CO Grove City 10 2,410 815 fj 17 flO Zi a.m. Harrisville ftO 33 f4 22 p.m. 3 II 10 li<' Branchton -10 43 4 2-. 2 lu 7 0": i.v ..Hilliunl... Ar 11 3:' (i 17 ... 3 37 10 14' |........Keister To 4ll.lll. 4 c<_. sfi€< *JI I. ' -'C, Without Scumble Hmcrkaa. ! A hand3omcly IDJStnited weekly. Larvest elr eulatiou of any scientific journal. Terms. $8 a | year: 1 our months,4L bold by all newsdealers. ! MUNN & Co. 3G,8 oadway New York Branch OOoa. tas ¥ Bt_ WathLagtou. D. & I AT THE i 1 PLAY By Martha j jl u i OT V McCulloch- j; ! £AK 1 I Williams j; ; Copvri<;/it, b'j liuby Douglas i! M iry-Ciudy swung down the line, waving anil weaving, her hands as b; JJ:U as her head, all the while ehant ng with the rest: •Whirl 'it nnd wheel about. Rose Botsy I.ina! \Vh, .1 ;iLout anil twirl about, lto-sa Bet sy I.i-na! T-.virl about, whirl about. Ro-sa Bet-sy 1.1-na! I want you for my d-a-r-l-i-n-gl" llor chanting was thin and sweet, a fine thread of raelotly through the ramping, romping chorus, which the rhythmic footfalls, heavy or light, ac eented into something weird, almost barbaric. The motion, too, had a touch i f primitive savagery—it was so free, ro unrestrained, so vividly vital. The row of players ran all the big room's length, men one side, women the other, with the topmost couple ever changing as those who had stood head swung down the middle together, then separated, meeting aud parting and swinging as they met up the sides again. The play was no more than a reel, lacking only the piping or the fiddling. Bat good Sirs. Dowdell, who held dancing a deadly siu, stood by looking on happily and laughing heart ily at the antics and shufflings of the more vigor >us players. Mary-Cindy's foot was as light as thisli 'o-.vn. Her mother thought proud ly how clumsy she made the oilier girls look, unintentionally, of course. Mary- Cindy would not think of willfully out shining theiu thus in her own house at her very lirst party. Mrs. Dowdell had been doubtful over the party. Now she was very glad she had let Mary-Cindy have her way. The trouble had been nothing to speak of, and an fir the expense--well, she reck oned she could call in the neighborhood young folk to feast and frolic this one night without asking anybody's leave. What if she had not quite paid back all the money she had to borrow when her husband died? She owed it to her brother, a bachelor, and as fond as he eould be of Mary-Cindy. Certainly he wouldn't make her trouble. As for other folks, let them say what they pleased. Thus the good dame satel to herself openly in her upper mind. Down be neath she felt that the party was worth r,-Lile because it had brought young El lerton again within range of Mary-Cin dy's eyes. He had seemed struck with her at the big meeting, now six weeks back, but had somehow not come to call, as she had confidently expected he would. But nobody could say she had run a (Her him. II!-, uonitug was, after a sort, accidental. She had but said to Jack Edwards that he might fetch whatever young men he chose, and Jack had chosen to bring Ellerton. Ellerton had insisted upon bomg Ala ry-Cindy's partner in all tho piuys. He bad said. too. he was going to make ner take him in to supper, so as to be sure of getting a full share of the good things. All night he had been laugh ing and as full of pranks as a boy just out of school. He had even been auda cious enough to drag Mrs. Dowdell her self into one play—for a single rouud, of cours ■ -and he had fallen into the way of calling her Mammy Dowdell, ps did all the other boys, whom she bail about balf brought up. "Ain't lie a tray one? I wonder liow his wife'd like ii cf slie knowed his carryin'.s on!" Pamela Ricks said in Mrs. Djwilcll's ear, nodding as she spoke toward Ellerton. Pauiela. tall and twenty, Jr.id l>eeu very pretty. X<»v, at thirty, thinning, fading, with !:ssip of the first wa ter. But Mr; . Dowdell was a inateli for her. "•XofccdyV v, .fe ha sot any call to mind her liusliiii- IV belli* at i; y h iuse, party or no >li - ...j, v >th her Easiest "iUtt ' believe in bein' Tliat's why 1 t >!d l*r. iii» El ierton he'd L'.ve l> put up i.. t!y with Mary-Cindy tonight. I won!; n't liave hiin beauln" around the oilier rils. i knowed Mary-Cindy *d !ic< p liim out o' miselii. f." Pamela's . v». dropped. '"La, 1 uiought you didn't know—no niore'n the rest!" she ejaculate.l. Just then the rush to supper swept her away—supper which mount Lot roast turkey, barbcugiii to wait until ; yon came, but y->u kiiu.v I bate wait | ing. I simply had to come and tell you | the good news." "Ton darling Edith," Frank sai'l af fectionately, patting her cheek. Then he turned tn the wondering pair binide him and explained, still keeping hold of Edith's band. "We've bad fearful trou • ble, all for nothing. You see. we got married in ft joke—not in the least I meaning to do it—two years back. When we found out we were tied hard . and fast our people, who were delight- I od to have us tied, tried hard to per ; suade us into accepting the situation, j All we would agree to was to wait | awhile, a year or such matter, before i undertaking to set ourselves free. But the loug'T wo thought of the tie the less we liked being bound, although wo kept on being the best possible friends. And then there came a time when we both found out things—things about ourselves and other people. We didn't want a divorce. Indeed, we couldn't well get it. Annulment was hardly practicable, so we were at our wits' end. An 1 then a blessed lawyer dug out the chance of jactitation of mar riage, and somehow he has carried It through, an 1 we're consequently ready to dance at each other's wedding." "Yes," Edith said, nodding and blush ing, then holding out her hand to Mary- Cindv. "Mine is next week. You must be sure to come. Will you do it?" "Certainly she will," Ellerton an swered before Mary-Cindy could speak. "She'll come ami be your matron of honor. You know I'm going to be Joe Dent's best man." "I'm glad you have it all settled," Mary-Cindy said, running away, but with a blush that promised all the most eager lover could ask. According; to the Letter. There are some literal minded per sons who are never satisfied with the spirit of the law, but who consider it necessary to enter into compromises with the letter. Of such was an old citizen of Hopkinton, N. 11., a good many years ago, and his juggling with his conscience is recorded by Mr. Lord in the records of the town. The old man .used to boast that he never went back on his exact word, hue liail no compunctions iu going round It. Once he wished to buy a cer tain tract of land, and when the owner named the-price he exclaimed: "I won't give it! I tell you I will never give it!" The owner did not yield nevertheless, A few days afterward the old man called again. lie said nothing about tlio land, but stepped into the owner's barn and picked up a flail. "What's that?" he asked. "That? Oh, that's a flail." "So you call that a flail, do you? Well, what would you take for It?" The owner named a very small sum. "Now, I'll tell you what I'll do," con tinued the old man. "I'll give you the price you mentioned for your land and this flail. And you mustn't forget the flail. It ljiust be included In the degd." So the 1 'gal Instrument was duly made out. signed and delivered, record ing the purchase of a certain tract of land situated thus and oo and bounded as follows, iind also a certain flail." Evolntlonnry Shopping;. Mrs. Compton looked at her patient but bewildered husband with an ex pression of good natureil superiority, "Dear me, George," she said cheerfully, "I don't see the use of my trying to ex plain to you, but I'm perfectly willing to do it, of course. "1 did intend, as you say, to buy a kitchen table, and I cauie home with a hall mirror. But it was an absolutely natural change. "First I looked at kitchen tables. Then the clerk called my attention to the kitchen cabinets, with drawers and everything. Then I said how much they looked like bureaus, except that they had no glass. Then he showed me one with a glass, and then he said he had such a pretty bureau if 1 cared to look at it. "So I looked at that, and it was preti ty, but the glass was rather small. So then he showed me a dressing case wi«l» •> g<*od sized mirror, and I said what nice glass it was. And then he said, "If you .•£. by E. C. rarteHs • When Miss Graham bail finished her ; letter siul laid her pen down, she sauo t tered indolently to the small window Bud looked across at the pine woods. It was one of those country windows to open which demands strength which is as the strength of ten and which, when opeued, refuse to be closed again save with the archaic force of a bat tering rani. '■Even though I do lire In a Harlem flat." pondered Graham, "I've been accustomed to windows that re mained up without any visible means of support. Since I've come to the Borkshires I've learned better. Seems to me that one volume of Thackeray doesn't keep the window up high enough." She gazed searchlugly about the room. "I reckon one of my high heeled slippers will about do It," and she inserted that bit of personal prop erty with no mean skill, so that the hee! raised the sash two or three inches higher. '"That isn't much," she concluded, a trifle warm with the exertion, "but ifa something. And how delicious that pine fragrance is!" She bent her pret ty head so that her little nose drew in long breaths of the sweet air. Then, picking up her letter, she went down stairs. "Mrs. Barnes," came Miss Graham's silvery voice from the hall, "shall I leave my letter here on the table? Or is it too late for the butcher?" "Sakes alive! Yes. Ho was here 'fore you was up," returned Mrs. Barnes cheerfully from her rocking chair on the front piazza. "But maybe there'll be somebody along presently on the way to North Adams. Tou might stick it in the railing in case anybody does come," she added. Kitty sauntered to the fence and leaned over the railing. But no one was in sight. "Suppose I walk over to North Ad ams myself," suggested she. "Is It far?" She tapped the belated envelope against her small white teeth. "Land, yes, child! It's"— The gate of the "other house" creak ed as it was pulled open. They could always hear that gate croak. Mrs. Barnes stopped rocking and looked up the road. "Here comes Professor Thornton," she said placidly. "But, of course, we couldn't ask him." "II'iu!" murmured Kitty absently. "Why not?" The professor was a tall, aristocrat ic looking man of middle age. As he approached, followed by a handsome collie, Kittle went to the gate and held out her letter with a frank, winning smile. "If you're going to the village would you mind mailing tWs for me?" said sbe prraveiv "T should be very much oTiTTged." Mrs. Barnes from the rocker on the piazza looked at the girl with mild reproach, but met no glance of apology. Kitty's wide gray eyes were following Professor Thornton's aristocratic fig ure down the road and evolving some questions. She turned abruptly. "Who Is he? Why did you hesitate about asking him? Don't you think he'll mail it all right? It's to mother, and it's very important, and you don't think he'll drop it, do you?" And wliat Mrs. Barnes thereupon told her was in substance if not in words something like this: He was Professor Hamilton Thornton of New York city, serving as his mis tress star eyed science. But of Wom an (with a capital W) and her Ways (another capital W) he was totally ig norant. the iciest of iced water was warm, so rumor had it, to the look he bestowed upon women. "And how ever you braced up spunk enough to ask him to mail that letter," concluded Mrs. Barnes, rocking way back, "I don't know." "Ho! Hum!" yawned Kitty. "Well, the woods for mine." And with a nod of farewell she passed out of the gate. Over tlie slippery needles she -went till she reached a tall tree whose shaft went straight up, not bothering Itself t ith branches for thirty feet. Here she threw herself down and leaned back in the embracing roots, pitying the people in towns and heaving n sigh of satisfaction. "If only dear mother could be with me, though," said she mentally, "but of 'course it's impossible. Oh, this pover ty stricken workaday world!'' She touldn't help thinking of the pretty lit ( tie estate in Virginia which yielded nothing and of the subsequent hard ship which she and her frail, delicate mother were enduring. "Well, the doctor said if I'd stop fret ting and would try to enjoy every mo ment of my month here in these fra grant hills I'd be all right for my win ter work, so I'm only going to think of pleasure and—and bracing things." And while the resinous bark gave forth its spicy smell, reclining against the roots of the pine tree, she lazily watch , ed the small and active insects which ' went pottering about the needles and ; moss of soft earth. "Oh, it's delicious and restful—so ' restful!" sighed she, stretching her arms above her head. That night, instead of lighting her bedroom candlo, she went to the win dow through whose uncurtained frame the moonlight poured in. It was still upheld by the volume of Thackeray and by the high heeled Blipper. The Octo ber night air was quite chilly; there was too much of it. Kitty thought. While she was getting ready for bed, she'd close it from below and profit afterward. So, staying the sash with ber right shoulder, she tried to extricate the slip per and the book, but, alas, the slipper eluded her and tumbled heel first luto the path below. Kitty's first thought was to run and fetch it back, but she was utterly sleepy. "Oh, pshaw!" yawned she. "What's the use? I'll get it In the morning. It Isn't going to rain; the sky's cram full of stars." The next morning, very early, Prince, the big collie, came running in to his master, waving his tail excitedly, and dropped something at his feet. Then, flopping his tawny length upon the heartli rug, he eyed him expectantly. Professor Thornton looked at the thing which Prince had deposited at his feet without touching it. It was a slipper, he saw now, but how incredibly tiny It looked oil his 1 expanse of floor, how helpless and lost! j lit: picked it up a bit gingerly. Why, ! tt was absurdly tiny. What queer lit tle feet women must have! He set the slipper upright on his big brown hand —an airy suede bridge across his broad palm. He'd seen things like this—hadn't be? No. 11. —on blocks in shop windows. No, not precisely like this, either, for this had little curves—a dozen of them—of indi viduality. Tretty little thing, but what nonsense for a shoe! lie hesitated a second, then softly opened the top right hand drawer of his desk. "Maybe some one will call for It," thought he. "Then I'll be sure to know where it Is." He thought of this drawer several times during the day, but did not open it. It was queer no one missed it. That night, however, he set the tiny thing up on his big blue blotter. It shone under the student lamp in shim mering daintiness, so soft, so smooth, with such curves! Why, it looked al most warm. The professor leaned back in his re volving chair and looked around his room, dim save for the desk's circling light. The room seemed empty in spite of its furnishings—great cases of books, rugs, antlers, a favorite gun and a generous pipe rack, and in the midst of a circle of light a lonely man and a suede slipper. Yes, the professor felt lonely. He picked up the slipper, turning it OTer and over. Suddenly he cried: "Why, there's K. G. just as plain, right on the lining, in silver letters!" Prince sniffed at this illuminating dis covery. Next day as the professor was pass ing Mrs. Barnes* place he saw a dainty HttJo figure In white at the gate. She raised her lovely tired eyes in recogni tion. "Would you mind inquiring for my mail?" she asked. Both her manner and her words were of a disarming simplicity. "Miss Graham is my name —Kitty Graham." "Miss Graham—Kitty Graham," re peated he gravely, with a courtly bow. Then he stopped short and regarded the girl with absorption, a wonder growing in his eyes. "Miss Graham," said he, "do you ever wear slippers?" "What a question to ask a girl!" laughed Kitty some weeks later. "And what an amusing way to begin a court ship!" Burma and Buddhism. Burma is a country dominated by an idea, or, rather, a set of Ideas, which owe their origin to the influence of Buddhism. The Burman holds the view that this life is a sorry thing at the best and that the wisest course is, therefore, to get through it with as little care, worry and anxiety as possi ble. The world Is nevertheless at the same time full of good things, which all can enjoy. Therefore why toil for wealth, which brings only a burden of care in its train? Why strain every nerve when possession means the anx iety to hold and preserve. The bounte ous earth supplies rice for the needs of all her children, and while there are love and laughter and gayety to solace us, while leisure can be secured and peace maintained, let us enjoy and be happy. Here we strike the keynote of the life of the Burmans. Strangers call them lazy, but they are not idle except on principle. They can work splendidly when they choose, but they have long ago decided that to turn the world into a workshop, to toll inces santly for a mere subsistence ov In order to gather up riches, is folly, as doing so destroys the pleasure of ex istence. As soon as a farmer has made a little money by selling his crop he gives a play, or pwec, to his town or village—Cornhlll Magazine. A Spanish Custom. No one exactly knows the origin of the time honored prerogative enjoyed by the natives of the Spanish village of Espinosa, who for centuries have pos sessed the curious monopoly of watch ing over the slumbers of the ruler of Spain. Every night at 11 o'clock the gates of the royal palace at Madrid are eeremoniously closed by a gorgeously appareled functionary armed with an ancient lantern and a huge bundle of keys and escorted by servants, officers and soldiers, and from that time forth until G o'clock in the morning, when the gates are opened again with sim ilar ceremony, the guardianship of the interior of the royal dwelling is con fided to what are known as the mon- ■ teros de Espinosa. Each one of them Is a pensioned lieutenant or captain of the army, and while two are stationed In the antechamber of the sleeping apartment of each member of the roy al family, remaining throughout the night, not sitting, but standing, lean ing on their halberds, the others patrol the corridors of the palace, two by two, until the morning, crossing each other at every point, never sitting down and never uttering a Single word. Horseless Carriages In 1645. In one of the letters of Grul Patln, written in 1G45, the learned bibliophile lays: "It is true that there is here „ an Englishman, the son of a French man, who proposes to make carriages that will roll from Paris to Fontaine bleu without horses in a day. The new machine is preparing in the Temple. If it should succeed there will be a great saving of hay and oats, which are at present extremely costly." STot So Terrible. Physician—You lie awake in bed three or four hours every night? That is bad. I shall have to treat you for chronic insomnia. Caller (whose salary is sl4 a week)—Er—no, doctor I don't think It's as bad as that I simply can't sleep. Taking Ont SUase. Silage should always be taken from the top, and care should be exercised to keep the surface as nearly level as possible. The more nearly level the surface of the silage is kept, the less it will freeze in winter and the less It will mold in warm weather. While these principles have been repeated over and over again In silo literature, they have . been unheeded by many silo users, sug gests an eschange. HERE AND THERE | The economy or profit to the south ern planter of feeding cotton seed or cottonseed meal to hogs is a subject worthy of more extensive investigation than it has yet received, remarks It. Dinwiddle of Arkansas. According to report of the state bank commissioner of Kansas, so many banks have been started that "today every hamlet In the state where any considerable business Is done has a bank." It is "an era of small banks in Isolated communities." An exchange thinks seed prospects are good and that, with tho exception of wax beans and onions, the seed crop is the best for years. Turkestan alfalfa tried at the Wis consin experiment station was found to be inferior to the native alfalfa grown beside It. The department of agriculture re ports that experiments have proved a temperature of a few degrees below zero to be the best for the cold Storage of butter.