VOL. XXXX. i*MAY BARGAIN SALE AT*| The Modern Store. * SEE CIRCULARS FOR DETAILS. § Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday, $ MAY 13—16. inclusive. jo |j =j|§g House FURNISHINGS" j$ /8"™ DON'T MISS IT. AH New Goods and New Prices. S |r Kislt r- \1; i rdorf Co., $ $ south maiw street | q/)-i Mai! or Phone orders promptly Jg fk SSE&?B£* i and carefully filled. g jf OPPOSITE HOTEL ARLINGTON". BUTL -K. A. ji mav&xxaex xx&setvx xnes*+ SICKEIs , S FOOTWeAR. A grand display cf fine footwear in all the new styles. The time of the year is here when you want a nice pair of shoes or oxfords for summer wear. Our stock of Ladies', Misses' and Children's oxfords is com ml plete. Dongola, Velour-calf and Patent-vici, with low. medium or extra high heels. Large assortmeni of one, two, three and four strap slippers, Ladies' Fine Shoes—SOkOSlS. They are the extreme of fashion and the acme of common sense and comfort, being constructed on scientific principles. They are perfect fitting and satisfactory in every respect. The very newest and most exclusive creations in SOROSIS styles are now shown by us. Complete stock of Gokey's hand made plain toe and box-toe working shoes. High Iron Stands with four lasts at 50c Sole Leather cut to any amount you wish to purchase. Repairing neatl> and promptly done. JOHN BICKEL, 128 South Main St., BUTLER, PA. /i HUSELTON'S FOOTWEAR EXHIBIT k] V ( Women, Boys, Youths, Misses and (iav\F av Children's wear. Over five hundred k liA " w styles—no possible want but what 4 m iyf we can meet to your taste. >1 » |S Boots, Oxfords, Slippers for s n every and any service or occasion. >1 \ Man'* sl - 00 - sl - 50 - $2 00 ' 4 k \MI 111 CI I O $2.50, $3.00 and up j 0 Women's $!: 5 o $i $1 [l $2.50, $3 and up to $5.00 a J fj j. ; pair, representing the highest m vj /<, art in the manufacturing of *1 PJ shoes and shown in all de- % sirable leathers. \ 91 fa Misses' 75c, sl, 1.25 & 1.50, Ll J& J f Children's 25c, 50c, 75c &$ 1 \ fl Jy / Boys' 90c $1,1.25,1.50, & $2. L 5 k€ y J Don't buy a shoe until you J A ave inspected our Spring kl 5 a ß?k HUSELTON'S FOB H IIUVLL I\J 11 U ASK TO BE FIT.^J KECK % Spring & Summer Weights fu i /) , /'] 'K Have a nattiness about them that p] - / MM V (|lj) fJi & mark the wearer, it won't do to I nL l\n ri wear the last year's output. Yon 1 i 7) \jr-i Irt won't get the latest things at the f/ \"\ Ity l(jl stock clothiers either. The up-to I A l7>. I J|[ s~4 date tailor only can supply them, . t I IJTflri v' y° u want °nly the latest 11l ( /II I things in cut and fit and work / ' II I inanship, the finest in durability, !1111 I vhere else can you get combina j/ \j) * ions, you get them at e- K E C K G. F. KECK, Merchant Tailor, 24 North Main Street All Work Guaranteed Butler, Pa ~ , WALL PAPER WE HAVE IT. ;; LOTS OF IT- THE LATEST- F. W. Devoe Ready Mixed Paints—All Colors. Patterson Bros' 236 N. Main St. Phofte 400. Wic-k Bnildin«. HAMMILL'S CELEBRATED INDHN ROOT TABLETS Greatest Kidney and Liver Remedy. Positive cure for Sick Headache, Sf>nr Stomach, Lohs of Appetite, Constipation iic Rheumatism, Blood Pnrifier. v s "^'A For a,e I,y all Prnggiats, or by mail, 2.V, :,oc, and |l.oo v" HAMMILL MEDICINE CO, ■ I No. 802 MILTENBERGER STREET. PITTSBURG, PENN'A. Subscribe for the CITIZEN THE BUTLER CITIZEN. Nasal CATARRH In all its stages. J °ta"\ Ely's Cream BalmC Y ™ E *Jtey cleanses, eoothes and heals f y m the diseased membrane. \ 11 cores catarrh and drives M 'yo a*.ray a cold in the head quickly. C*r«»:im ISnlra ia placed into the nostrils, spreads over the membrane and is absorbed, belief is im mediate and a cure follows- It is not drying—does not prodnce sneezing. Larce Size, 60 cents at Drag gists or by mail; Trial Size, Id cents. ELY BROTHERS, 56 Warren Street, New York Bilious? Dizzy? Headache? Pain back of your eyes? It's yc_: liver! Use Ayer*s Pills. Want your moustache cr beard a i beautiful brown or rich black ? Use J Buckingham's Dye j 50cts.of druggists or R. P. Ha'l 2c Co., Na:hua K Hj fj S>l [\ B u u n , Li H Johnston s |*J j -•. r ' ki * J fl Bvief, Iron and Wir.3 M II wl ~ e *i f & Best Tonic j Kl.od i'nrifier. k * ®.jj I'rico, 50c pint. i Prepared and Johnston s J 0 Crystal M Pharmacy. H U. M. LOO AN. Ph. O . [ V Manager, 1 ICC N. Main St., Butler, Pa LV Both 'Phones W A WA Everything in the drug line. f & 1 • Do You buy Medicines? Certainly You Do. Then you want the best for the least money. Ihat is our motto. Come and see us when i;i need of anything in the Drug Line and we are sure you will call again. We carry a full line of Drugs, Chemicals, Toiltt Articles, etc. Purvis' Pharmacy S. G. PL'KVIS, PH. Gj Both Phones. 213 S. Main St. Bntler Pa. ARE YOU GOING TO S BIT.D OR REMODEL ~ v " C# s®|r=- mHr p i l-Vi"-- - : ' I Let us give you a figure on the Plumbing and Gas Fitting of your home. WHITEHILL, Plumber, 341 S. Main St.. Both Phones |C. F. T. Papej p JEWELER. v-| J 121 E. Jefferson Street. / | ONE Of CUPID S i WAYS | v Bv S&rtih Lind*a.y Coleman P I k CopvriQht, 1902, i P by McClure's Xctrtpaper Syndicate y The car that went to Overlook park was crowded; it usually was when there was a promise of a fine sunset. Brooks gazod steadily from the win dow on the uupicturesquc side of the car. Even when the passengers crowd ed to the other side to look into the valley far below tbem and at the mountains—mountains piled on top of mountains—he sat motionless. As the Country club was passed he showed some interest. It was Miss Hilderbrand's afternoon to pour tea there. Six months before, when Miss Hilderbrand had poured tea. Brooks sat on the clubhouse steps. The Laughter of j?ay voices had drifted through the open windows to him. The club members seemed very gay. Brooks was a club member, but he was not gay. An illness had sent him to the resort town to recuperate. Most of the hotel people belonged to the club, and he had joined. It seemed to him a good way to get rid of the time that hung BO heavily on his hands. But he didn't care for golf, he couldn't dance, he knew so little of the new books and the old pictures, the thousand and one things they talked about. He was an alien. Looking up, he saw Miss Hilderbrand on the step above him. Miss Hilderbrand was the leader of the fashionables that ran the Country club. Her clothes were imitated, her speeches repeated. Brooks had wondered that so re served a woman could be as popular. He had noticed that the charm of dis tinction was in her high bred face, and then thought no more about her. Women were not much in his line either. Miss Hilderbrand had smiled down on him and said that she wanted him to come in and drink tea with her. And when she smiled the question of her popularity was settled. After that day Brooks became a real member of the club. The women left younger men to talk to him; the men slapped him on the back, invited him to drinks and voted him a fine old chap. He began to enjoy the life and the new spirit of friendliness that per vaded the atmosphere. There was no more talk of leaving this circle of bright, pretty women and jolly fellows. Brooks realized that he owed the change to Miss Hilderbrand. Once he asked her why she had taken him up, and she replied that she was sorry for lonely things. Six months had made a new man of Brooks, and still he lingered. People had come and gone, as they do at resort hotels, but Miss Hilder brand had not gone. The afternoon had again come for her to pour tea for the club members, but she had sent her excuses. Johnston, a friend and fellow citizen of hers, said that she had gone on the mountain to be alone and get a grip on herself; that a telegram had brought her bad news. The car climbed slowly. Brooks hadn't the slightest idea what the trouble was nor what assistance he could render. There was but one de sire in his honest heart, and that was to help her. How he would do it hadn't been revealed, but, with his usual di rectness, he had followed her to find out. On the mountain top the band play ed, and gay groups of people moved in every direction. Brooks came upon Miss Hllderbrand, solitary In the midst of the crowd. The glow of the sunset was ou her, and as he came up she smiled un steadily. "I'm sorry you've heard it. I leave tomorrow. I hoped it would not be found out, but of course everybody will know." "I'm not everybody," said Brooks stoutly. "I came because I want to comfort lonely things. What can I do?" Miss Ililderbrand's glance went over Brooks' stout figure and came back to his clear eyes. The two faces were In sharp contrast —ln his the rugged strength of a more simple civilization; In the girl's the suggestion of extreme culture. "I'm glad you came," she said quite simply. "I'll like to remember it when I've become a dressmaker. That'B what I've been up here deciding—what to do with myself now that the money's swept away. Dressmaking is my only real talent, and," with another attempt at a smile, "I'm thought to be such an accomplished young woman." "But there's McAdoo." Brooks spoke that name with difficulty. Among the men there was one he detested, and it was Miss Hllderbrand's fiance. "Haven't you taken him Into your ar rangements?" "lie hasn't taken me Into Ills ar rangements," she said. Brooks stared at her as though he had lost his senses. "I've been Jilted." She looked across the valleys filling with mist and not at Brooks. "Habits are hard to break." She spoke to herself as much as to him. "It had gone on so long it was a habit If we had cared for each other, we would have been married long ago." She turned to Brooks. "But it hurts one's pride to be thrown overboard on the day one loses the money," she said. "I'm depressed at the dressmaking, too," she apologized. "How'd u companion do?" asked Brooks cautiously. "Not at nil," said the girl. "I've ft mean temper." "The old person has the dlsposltlQß of a cherub." "I can't read and I sing übomlnably." ' 'Twouldn't be required." "What would?" "Whatever pleased you." "But," half petulantly, "I don't like old ladles." "This Is an old gentleman." "'Twouldn't do; highly Improper." "Oh, yes It would! It's eminently re spectable." Brooks not to his feet and began speaking rapidly. "Look here," lie said, "I know you don't care for me, but you are the fin est girl I ever saw. I'm too old to learn all love's little tricks, but you won't expect much foolishness. I nov cr had time Tor It when I was a youngster, and 1 can't promise much as a lover, but I can make your life easier and leave you n respectable pile of money at my death." "And what would you gain?" Miss Hllderbrand asked the question wbc. # the silence had become audible. She had paled perceptibly. "The right to make you happy," said Brooks. The girl was silent. Her critical eyes saw Brooks, who was neither RUTLER, PA., THURSDAY, MAY 14. 1903. young nor handsome, at his best. "Don't you think I wouldn't gain anything?" said the man. The silenco was making liim anxious. '"But you couldn't love me," plain tively. "You think love nonsense, and women need it." * Brooks got ixxuesslon of a hand not far away. "1 could learn." he protest ed ardently. "Asd everybody would say I mar ried you for your money." "Let 'em!" stoutty. "A lot of old gossips!" Miss Hilderbrand drew her hand away. "I couldn't consider it," she said. A certain mischief that was new to her was in her averted face. "I've just been jilted, and I would be so lonely while you were learning." Brooks slipped his arm about her. They were away from the people, and, anyway, it didn't matter. He turned her face to meet his eager one. "I don't have to learn. It's come to me. You shan't say 'No!* Why, I love you like- like fury!" His voice thrilled with his earnestness. The girl laughed contentedly. "You are a nice old gentleman," she said, "even if you are forty. I haven't been asked about it, and I guess I shouldn't say so, but I'm awfully fond of you." The Antiquity of the Cat. It seems hard to believe that during all the long ages which passed between the dawn of civilization and the Chris tian era the Romans and Greeks should have been ignorant of the most famil iar pet of our homes, the common cat. Y'et no fact seems established mora clearly than this. Hahn in his "Wan derings of Plants and Animals" insist ed upon it, and it has since been estab lished by the united efforts of scholars and zoologists. We know now that our domestic favorite—with its win ning, coy ways, uneasy when removed from man's society and yet never com pletely trusting It, with Its mysterious old world air—was unknown to the chief nations of antiquity Ull after the CbrisUan era. It was the patient and gifted nation of the Nile valley that built the hall of columns at Karnak and that reared such colossal statues as that of Ilam esos 11. at Memphis, not to speak of the pyramids, that first tamed the cat. Hereditary antipathy as deep as that which reigns between the feline race and mankind docs not die out In a gen eration. Countless years and many dynasties must have passed ere the wildest members of creation became the most faithful servants of mankind. In Egypt we know that cats were re garded with veneration and embalmed and burled after their death.—London Academy. He Wrote Books. An English novelist tells an experi ence of a literary friend who went to the country In order to take a house on a farm. He saw the farmer and con ducted the preliminary negotiaUons with perfect satisfacUon to both sides. ■Presently he asked, "Would you like some references?" "No, no," said the farmer genially. "You are a gentle man. I can see straightforwardness written across your face. Don't both er about the references. I expect you want to got back to your business In the city." The friend menUoned that he had no business In the city. "Oh, then," said the farmer, "I suppose you have business outside the city." "No," he replied. "I am an author." "What!" cried the farmer. "Not an author that writes books?" Yes, he admitted that he had written books. A look of doubt crept over the honest farmer's face. "Well, well," he said, "to turn back to the business we were talking about, I think, after all, mister, I'll have to trouble you for a couple of l&em references." Trick* of Lancaice. Cunning In the use of language to give false impressions is a Yankee trick celebrated in song and story. Many In stances of its use come to light in the testimony given in courts. An illus tration of such dishonest craftiness Is related by a Maine gentleman. A man came to him wanting him to buy a share in a country lottery in which the principal prize was a horse. "I'll take one," he said, "if you'll warrant me I shall draw the horse." "Oh, yes," said the seller glibly, pocketing the cash. "I'll warrant you to get the horse." The horse went in another direction, and the ticket holder, meeting the sell er, said Jokingly, "I thought you war ranted me to draw that horse." "Oh, no," said the other shrewdly; "I did not say warrant, but waot I said I Wanted you to get tbe horse, and I did." Mart-luge by Capture. Marriage by capture Is a very old and very widely spread custom. It prevails among the Hindoos, the Kal mucks and Circassians and the primi tive races of Australia, New Zealand and America, but instead of abduction bein:.: considered an outrage by these half civiiized peoples it Is looked upon iis a preliminary marriage rite, and, as a general rule, I lie coy damsel Is by no means averse to the mild violence. Abduction became so common In Eng land In the reigns of the Tudor princes that a statute was passed on the sub ject, and this was followed by an act of Elizabeth which took away the ben efit of clergy from the offender, and it was not till so late as the reign of George IV. that the crime ceased to be n capital offense and punishable with death. What the White Honae la. To the American people the White House represents the personality of the president of the United States. To the politician the magic words may stand for the goal of an ambition too often associated with the deepest and ino9t poignant disappointment, while to the historian the name may typify deci sions that have marked epochs in the affairs of nations. In the mind of the people, however, the official character of the building has always been subor dinate to its domestic uses. Popularly speaking, the White House is the place not where the president works, but where he entertains. —Charles Moore In Century. A MUtake Somewhere. "Is it true, Miss Gertie," he said, "that there are Just two things a wo man will Jump at a conclusion and a mouse V" "No." hlh* answered; "there Is a third. Mr. I'lilllp." After thinking the matter over a few moments he tremblingly made her an offer, but she didn't Jump at It. He was not the right mau. Ko» Appreciated. Hjcu's !l certainly seems to me that a man like I'Jackson. who hits worked hard all lil< life ami brought up a fam ily of :?'vteen cliNdi'en, deserves a great ileal of i -t Hut lie can't have it at the - to. '-. Somerville Journal. \V! " i •> " • en tell one apple tint ■ 'in- 'i f "I like anolh"r. Walt a |,i; . il the il 'Sire will disappear.— School ussier. FARMING IMPLEMENTS. t Harrow For Leveling the Furrow Slice aud a Good I'lauk Drnt. An Ohio Farmer correspondent sends bat paper n drawing of an implement ' r leveling the furrow slice and says: i' e handles are seldom needed to lift he harrow, but I found the left cue •truck the plow beam every once in ■ while when the harrow wanted to tip over too fur from auy cause. For this purpose I hail to brace the handles juste wide apart—forty inches—too far for use in corn rows, but they can be placed in or out. as occasion requires, hy substituting another round between the handles. Near the rear at the left is a crooked steel or iron rod seven- HA KHOW FOll LEVELING FCKBOW SLICE, j eighths or one " . . h. bent as indicated, to rub on the bottom and side of the fur. j row and fastened to the harrow by go ing diagonally from the lower outside corner to the upper inside corner, with a nut to hold it. The teeth I used were not all knife shaped, like the one Illustrated, yet I think it would be well to make them all of this style, as holes can then be bored perpendicularly any place you find the teeth are needed or work best, and they can bo changed very easily with only a wrench to unscrew tl.j nut. The holes should be large enough so the teeth will *|ij> if) or out easily, as they can be screwed up tight to hold them In the direction desired. This little harrow is attached to the singletree of tlje horse lu the furrow with the short chain so that It >vlll harrow the furrow turned the round before, working Just forward of the furrow being turned by the plow. This furrow, however, may fall partially on the rear side of tho harrow w»rkipg iff the furrow. This does no harm, but only helps to hold that point down to its place. The left upright support for tho handle should be placed well for ward, so the furrow slice will not strike it. For those who plow with three horses abreast and use a large sized chilled plow with Jointer, and also rolling col ter attached, this little harrow will surely be appreciated, as it docs such thorough pulverizing of each furrow as fast as plowed. Dimensions.—Width of harrow at the back end. 31 inches, lnsido measure; width between handles, 40 inches; length of harrow. 50 inches; made of 2 by 4 scantling; crosspleceg 2 by 3, Bolt the crosspieccs on top or notch down but little, so they will not rub the ground. If all the teeth are made like the one Indicated, the holes can all be bored perpendicular through the wood, and the right slope or slant back will be obtained. The hinge at the front is made of a pair of strap hinges placed so that a strong bolt passing through the chain, then through the eyes of the straps, make a good hitch as well as hinge. A plank drag is also figured in the paper mentioned. It consists of four 4 PLANK DRAG. by 4 scantling fastened together with rods with small blocks two Inches thick between tho scantlings, with rings on the ends of the rods hitched to by means of rods and a ring or a chain and ring. The slat Is for the purpose of lifting the drag to free It from rubbish or stone. This drag carries fine dirt along between the scantlings, which tills up all low places and levels the ground. A drug of this description eight feet long is a good load for a team of horses without a harrow at tached behind, if more weight Is want ul, the man can ride the drag. It does effectual work in leveling and ,puttiug the ground in order. Slrm and Xotn. Look out for the flat headed borer In the young trees. In some localities It lays most of Its eggs In April and May. The Cornel (N. Y.) university is now endeavoring to get a state appropria tion of $250,000 for new agricultural buildings. The American nurserymen's conven tion will meet at Buffalo June 10 and the apple shippers' at Niagara Falls Aug. 5. A Canadian dairyman says the whole source of trouble In handling and car ing of milk can be summed up In four letters, d 1 r-t. "Sang" and silkworms are two of the side issues that now tempt the farmers' fancy. THE DUST SPRAY. Its Advantages mid l)l»nilv«iit»g«. Machine and Formula. In response to genera! Interest In tho subject the Country CJeutleiuan hus collected information from various fruit growers and also presents a cut which gives some Idea of the construc tion of one type of apparatus or dust spraying. The cylinder Is the dust box, and the v. heel works the air blast. I). \V. Maxwell says: Lime being your conveyor, you have a basis upon which you can make a compound with p rfeit safety to your foliage that will exterminate Insect life. You will n •cr see of fruit. It gives you a perfect foliage, lu the liquid process you cannot have thorough work, hut in the «jti t every particle of the tree l.i covered; not only that, but everything around It. As a fungicide lie re is no comparison of the two lu. lhods nor in <' • • r-o In; li e can kerwonu and COdl n Motto. can *;iriy from fort) t<> llft.v acres in a day of ir-es fr :.i i ;. en to twenty years old I one l.i ■ f the e.'tpciis • of liquid spraj l.i . ' ' f i ilerl.il I 'I - t.' e, .1 rents. ! y •■•::• c.. pc-rlch We hve per feell d a { a:.i. Hon lo MnUe I lie Sjirujr. One barrel of fresh lime, 25 pounds bluestone, 5 pounds concentrated lye. >-> pounds powdered sulphur, 5 pounds paris green (pure). Increase the parls ;reen to 10 pounds for eankerworms. lireak the lime into small pieces and put it into a box 3 by tl feet. Dissolve the bluestone in boiling water, 0 gal lons. Dissolve the lye in ." gallons hot water. Keep the two solutions sepa rate. Take a sprinkler and sprinkle the solutions on the lime. If not enough to slack into dust, use water. Cover over the dust wl.en through slacking. Make a sieve of tine wire and attach a long handle. Sieve cut tho dust. Itub the sulphur through sieve into the dust and put the ; .".r:s gr . a lu. Stir thorough ly. He careful not to get the dust too ilamp. Yovr compound Is now ready for use. Spray Just b.-fore the*bloom opens, then as it drops, then once a we •» until yen have sprayed six times, then one • every two weeks until the Ist of August. A Cnuuerratlve View. J. M. Sicdman of the Missouri expert- ; luent station writes: I can briefly say that the dust proce s cannot take the - \ A HAND IK'aT BCHAYER. | place of the liquid process for applying ; Insecticides it; ..11 but that in ! many iustun.. -• It is just as effectual, while in a few it seems to be more ef fectual. Where one has a number of small plants, such as cabb .ges. strawy, bcrie's ,:ad t ie like, |t hap pens thai the dust process is more ef fectual than thi- liquid and also has an advantage over the liquid process, in that it is much t..ore readiiy (iian.igeij. On the other l.umj, lq spraying large orchard trees It is not as effectual, es pecially for the codling moth, ns is the liquid. Many orchards are located 011 st'.".*;) hillside*, «here it t.» practically Impossible for a l -am to draw a heavy load of water. The ground iu other orchards is so soft during the spring that It is practically impossibly til draw ti hi-nvijy loaned water tank through the orchard. In still other or chards the location is such that it is impossible to obtain suindent wuter for the spraying. In such instances {{ becomes! a matte# of using the dust process or none at all. Handy In tlie Garden. For the garden the dust process is so Uiuch lighter that it person cun readily curry the machlue and do the dusting that would require a barrel of water in case of the liquid process. The dust process also has an advantage In that jn many instance* it Is much more readily made Dp, and many people will use a small hand dust machine where they will not go to the trouble of using a liquid one. The paris green or other arsenical poison used in the dust ma chine readily floats in the air and is blown a considerable distance by the wind, so that lu dusting the trees one should be careful to see that the dust does not blow iu the face, otherwise one is apt to tubal" too much arsenical poison. The horses should also be kept away from the dust. It is advisable in the use of the dust to apply It early lu tho morning while the dew is upon the plants or soon after a rain, and it is also well to apply the dust when there Is a slight breeze. Farmer* and Canufri. The Farmers' Protective association of central New York is making trouble for the canulng factories in setting prices for which the members are will ing to grow their produce Instead of taking the prices offered, as heretofore. Tho scale adopted Is considerably In advance of what was received by farm ers last year. Some factories have granted a slight Increase. In Mary land there are much agitation aud con flict between growers and packers of tomatoes along the eastern shore.— Country Gentleman. Leave Ilie Old Hen In I'eaee. During the hatching, if you are wise, you will not be too curious, but will allow the Instinct of the hen to do her work. It may be well to quietly reach under her and remove such eggshells as can be removed without disturbing her, but nothing further should be at tempted. SPEECHES THAT LIVE. Oratorio Trlnaiphs Thai Stand th» Test of Heading. It Is often said that If a speech reads well It Is not a good speech There may be some truth In It. The reader cannot, of course, get the Impression which the speaker conveys by look and tone and gesture. He lacks that mar velous Influence by which In a great assembly the emotion of every Individ ual soul Is multiplied by the emotion of •very other. The reader can pause and dwell upon the thought. If there be a fallacy, he Is not hurried away to do something else before he can detect it. So, also, his more careful and deliber ate criticism will discover offenses of style and taste which pass unheeded In a speech when uttered. But still the great oratoric triumphs of literature . and history stand the test of reading in the closet as well as of hearing In the assembly. Would not Mark Antony's I speech over the dead body of Cietar, had It been uttered, have moved tho Itoman populace as It moves the spec tator when the play Is acted or tho sol | Itary reader In his closet? Does not Lord Chatham's "I rejoice that Amer ica has resisted" reads well? Do not Sheridan's and lturke's greet perora tions In the Impeachment of Warren Hastings read well? Does not "Liberty and union, n#w and forever," read well? Does not "Give me liberty or give me death" read well? Do not Ev erett's finest passages read well?— Se nator Hoar In Success. Laughter Heller Than Fills. The cure for the bilious man la a clown, not pills. For Indigestion go to a show where thero are one or two first class fools who know how to make "monkeys" of themselves. The fun, however, should be clean, Innocent, harmless and hearty, with no sugges tion of Indecency or vulgarity. Iu oth er words, the fuu should be "hygienic." Fun that is foul aud malodorous is un liealthful. Tin- best sort of fun for the dyspep tic Is the fun that burlesques the fol lies and fol' les of the odd "characters" you have met. If you can't Hud the show with the burlesque "artists" who can make you laugh, seek out compan ions who are Jolly and who know the art of clowning. Don't let any half baked Idiot loud your mind with his business or domes- ! tie troubles. When you get an hour or two from the desk or store, abandon yourself willingly and cheerfully to tho . frivolities of u Jocular friend.—W hat to ' THE MISSISSIPPI RIVER. I'sed to Anairfr the Question, Can Water Flow Ip 11(11 f Since the earth is an ohlate spheroid instead of a perfect sphere, it comes to pass that its center is farther from the equator than front either ]>o>e. The difference Is about thirteen miles. The Mississippi flows southward for so i:ro;»t a distance that its surface at its uiouth is al)out four miles farther from the earth's center than at Its source. I'oes it then flow up hill? This is a question which the coast and geodetic survey in Washington is frequently asked to answer. The reply i? 11: it "up" means against gravitation and "down" with gravitation; heuce tiic- Y.i -i slpnl does not flow up hill, althot:;.h o! vior.sVv It moves away from the center of the globe. I'lumb lines rarely point directly toward the center of the'earth. The variation from that direction has given rise to an interest ing branch of the government's work. The visible irregularities of the sur faee of the earth -mountains, valleys and water basins—affect the form of attraction which Is known as gravita tion. A cable mile of land is two and a half times as dense as a similar volume i !' water. 'The plumb line tend* to lean !,,w:srd the earth masses and away from the water basins. These lnflu cn.-es. which may he computed with Bci utilic aovnraey. do not, however, explain all of the deflections. Varying d grees of density some miles below the surface of the earth must be as sumed lo exist. Tiiillng as these deflections are, nev er .• .e vding nine inches in a plumb ! i • a long, they are of considera ! . • s. ientifi, Importance. They modify eaieul-itions of navigators and ex !>'•■.rers as to positions on the earth's -ce derived from the stars. They : ' "me essential In high grade • They also help to make i:i<- records of measurements of the h co.: ribnte to the story of the Uls t- vt' the earth. In the eye of science i. v arc no trifles,—Youth's Compan !• .1. ANCIENT MEDICINES. Somo of the llepulalve Remedies I Med by Our Ancestors. So:->e of the remedies used by our ancestors ought to have been sufficient to scare away any disease without th- ir application. Here are a few of th.ui: "A halter wherewith any one l.:. s been hanged If tied about the head will cure headache. Moss growing up on a human sL'.UI If dried and pow dered and taken as snuff Is no less effi cacious." Dr. Samuel Turner, who wrote ou diseases of the skin, notices a prevalent charm among old vomtu for the shingles, the blood of a black cat taken rrom its tall and Bineared on the part affected. The chips of a gallows tied on a string and worn around the neck are said to have cured ague. Spiders, as may readily be supposed, were In great repute as remedies. Bur ton. the writer of the "Anatomy of Melancholy," was at first dubious as to the efficacy of the spider as a remedy, though hu states that he had seen it used by his mother, "whom he knew to have excellent skill In chlrurgery, sore eyes and aches, till at length," says he, "rambling amongst authors, as I often do, I found this very medicine in Dios corides, approved by Matthlolas and repeated by Aldrovandus. I began then to have a better opinion of It." For stopping hemorrhages all sorts of things were used. John Bell says that for this purpose "they tied live toads behind the ears or under the armpits or to tho noles of the feet or held them In the hand till they grew warm. Mi chael Mcrcatus says that this effect of toads Is a truth, which any person will ing to take the trouble may satisfy himself of by a very simple experi ment. for If you hang the toad around a cock's neck for a day or so you may then cut off his head and the neck will not bleed a single drop." The malade lmaginalre of those days pursued his hobby under difficulties. Not n Judge. A good Instance of repartee occurred In a law court when the following con versation took place between a witness, a rustic looking Individual, and the presiding Judge. .Fudge-You say you had occasion to taste tills whisky? Witness—Yes, my lord. Judge—Now, are you sure you could tell the difference between good and bad whisky? • Witness (drawling) Well, I don't quite know as I could exactly, me lord (with a knowing smile), for, ye see, I'm not a Judge!— London Times. "I wish to state," said a fresh young lawyer, rising in court, "that the rumor to the effect that John Doe, now under Indictment for murder, has attempted to commit suicide has no foundation In fait. I saw him this morning, and be has retained me to defend his life." "That seems to confirm the rumor," laid the Judge. "Let the case pro reed."—l.ipplncott's. Solemn Moments. "It is a solemn thing," said the young man, "when a woman trusts a man with her affections." "It ain't as solemn," said the man with the pink necktie, "as when she won't trust him with his own wages." -London Tit-Bits. Sudden Activity. Nell Maude has suddenly discovered that she needs exercise, so she goes out for a walk every day. Belle Yes, I heard that she had a lot tf new clothes.—Philadelphia Record. A mother's mind Is ever on her chil dren. If she Is noble, she Is praying f> ;• them; if she Is ambitious, she Is scheming for them.—Schoolmaster. AT A HORSE AUCTION. The Pro«?eedli»u» «■ Viewed Vrasa ■be llorar'n Standpoint. Skipper was a police horse and ths pride of the mounted squad until he acquired a spavin. Then he was sent to a sales stable. Ills experiences • ,• as told by Sewell i'ord in •11 •- - Nine" were as follows: f.,vi; ;>«•!■ was led into a big ring be ■ . • .i io: < men. A man on a box I < .11 a number and began to . v•; ft. Skipper gathered thai \\ about him. Skipper i, i • t lie was still only six years . n l lie had been owned as a > . i ■ by a huly who was about : Europe and was dosing out -.ill •. 1 liis was ii"ws to Skipper, luati talked very nicely about i. iie s.i.d lie was kind, gentle, ! ii viinl and limb and was not red to tiic saddle, but would cl'.li . '.lngle or double. The man • til • > know how much the gentle i i v.- r • i\lii 'i4 to pay for a bay of tii.s description. •Ie on tl • outer edge of the d. "Ten dollars." i • in ui oil the lx»x grew j quite liul. .u nit. He asked If the other ' man wouldn't like a silver mounted No. 20. harness and a lap rob* thrown in. "Fifteen." said another man. Somebody else said "Twenty," an other man said "Twenty-five," and still another "Thirty." Then there was a hitch. The man on the box began to talk very fast indeed. "Thutty, thutty, thutty, thutty! I hear the Ave? Thntty, thutty, thnt ty, thutty. Will yon make it five?" "Thirty-five," said a red faced man who had pushed his way to the front and was looking Skipper over sharply. The man on the box said "Thutty tive"' a good many times and asked if he "heard forty." Evidently he did not, for he stopped and said very slow ly and distinctly, looking expectantly around: "Are you all done? Thirty five—once; thirty-five—twice; third— and last call -sold for $35!" When Skipper heard this, he hung his head. When you have been a $250 blue rlbboner and the pride of th« force, it is sad to be "knocked down'* for $35. INSTINCT IS THE TEACHER. How the Young: of the Feathered Tribe Are Educated. There is a school of the woods, just as much as there is a church of the woods or a parliament of the woods or a Society of Tnited Charities of the woods and no more. There is nothing in the dealing of animals with their young that in the remotest way sug gests human instruction and discipline. The young of all the wild creatures do instinctively what their parents do and did. They do not have to be taught; they are taught from the Jump, says a writer in the Atlantic Monthly. The bird sings at the proper age and builds its nest and takes its appropriate food without any hint at all from its par ents. The young ducks take to tho water when hatched by a duck and dive and stalk insects and wash them selves Just as their mothers did. Young chickens and young turkeys under stand the various calls and signals of their mother the first time they hear or see them. At the first alarm note they squat; at a call to food they come on the first day as on the tenth. The hab its of cleanliness of the nestlings are established from the first hour of their lives. When a bird comes to build its first ues| and to rear its first brood, it knows how to proceed as well as it does years later or as its parents did before it. The fox is afraid of a trap before he has had any experience with it, and the hare thumps upon the ground at sight of anything strange and unusual, whether its mates be within hearing or not No bird teaches its young to fly. They fly instinctively when their wings are strong enough. Difference la Prayers. Little Alice always said her prayers regularly before going to bed. One night, however, as she rested her head on the pillow she remarked, in a ques tioning way: ' Mamma, my prayers are so much louger than the one nurse says in the morning. Can't I say hers when I'm tired?" "Does the nurse pray in the morn ing?" asked the mother with a pusxled look. "Yea," said Alice sweetly. "She says, 'Lord, have I got to get up?" "—New York Tribune. Llut at SeTcntr-lTt, Even at Reventy.flva TJszt vai a 01, anlst whose powers lay beyond tho pale to which sober language or calm criticism could reach or be applied. Enough that its greatest charm seemed to ine to lie in a perfectly divine touch and In a tone more remarkable for ex quisitely musical quality than volume or dynamic force aided by a technique still Incomparably brilliant and superb. »-llermann Klein In Century. Too Mnch For Time. Mrs. Newrlche (who would like the count for a son-in-law)—-It's true that Count d'Ed Rrouck Is inclined to be a little—«r—wild, but he'll settle down, you know. Time works wonders. Uotrox— So It does, but I never yet heard of It being In the miracle busi ness.—Brooklyn Life. Not In Evidence. May—Miss l'assay has been quite ill. is she likely to recover? Fay—She thinks so. She says ahe has youth on her side. May—Well, if she has it must be on the Inside.—Catholic Standard and Times. Water freezes every night of the year at Alto Crucero, in Bolivia, while at noonday the sun is hot enough to blister the flesh. COLOR IGNORANCE. It la a Matter Wholly Apart Fiwa* Color Hllndneaa. Color blindness was the topic under discussion. "They tell me I'm color blind," said the lawyer, "but I don't believe It. Often, I admit, I make mis takes In colors. I say that pink is rsd, 1 say that green is blue. But it is only, the nairnis of the colors I am off in. I am not, I Insist, color blind." The ocu list who was in the party nodded ap proval. "Exactly," he said. "These diagnos ticians of yours mistake your caae. They take color Ignorance for color blindness. Here they are aa wrong aa though they should say mualc igno rance was mualc bliuduoaa -aa though, I mean, because you could not tell that a certain struck note was 'E flat,' you were dead to all musical gradations. Some years ago, when the examination In colors of railroad men was Inau gurated, a howl went up over the amazing amount of color blindness in America, and many a good man lost his Job unjustly. These men had been off In the names of colors, not In the colors themselves. They could in a day or two have been taught what they lacked. Many of them, it is likely, were not color blind. I say this be cause recently 1 heard of an examina tion of 800 railroad men that was con ducted in the proper way on an Eng lish line. About seventy of these men were a little off regarding color nomen clature, but not a single one of them was color Wind."—Philadelphia Record. A Stubborn Ifaahaad. A most interesting phenomenon is the stubborn liuitband. lie Is not a bad man. He Is contrary, and he has to be managed. He Is usually married to a clever little woman, who Is constantly, devising schemes to accompllah tho things which make their Joint lives a success. He has no suspicion of tills. If he had, he would be so mad he could un doubtedly eat her. So all through life she goes on swinging a turnip ahead of his nose to make him go the same as though lie were a balky mule. She la a cheery little body, and she grows l>luui|> with every year, and she does Iter smiling behind the door or she chuckles In her sleeve when he is not by. The stubborn husband Is as inter esting as n bug.—lxtndon Standard