VOL- xxxviii Look at Your Shoes!-- Don't You Need a New Pair?^-^^ John Bickel Has Just What You Want.-- If you are in need of shoes or Oxfords of any kind, no master what style you may want, call around a:iu see is riSe can >jit id pleas- >-01. Our stock of summer foatwear is complete. We can •show a b t:er and finer selection than ever beiore. m®(erriir§PMsi SQRO3'S SHOES Have a world wide repetition. All -he latest st> - .ine Dongola, patent-kid or patent-calf, lace or butt on. cloth r !•_• ■.■ '•sr tops, turns or light welt soles. DUff £NHOFF£3S Kne of Ladies' welt and t rn sole shoe in fine -td patent leathers are very handsome. A sizes and width*, ra ,i. mi price from 51.75 to $3.00 We wish to call your special at:entiois to our extremely large stock of Oxfords and strap sands' in fi c ti-ngola. b®x-ca'f and patent leathers in low, medium <*r hig hcd>—Bsc to $3.50. AH th»: latest style* in v len's fine shoes. A full line of Men s pa*e n t l-it - er shoe-, the very latest styles, |j.OO, $&-00. Also c /xplcte tock of Gent's patent leather vici-kid oxfords. La.est *>lt' in B >y's and Youth's, Mioses' and Children's fhoes ar.J s : p;>! r,ata* ay down prices. Sample Counters Filled With interesting Bargains. JOHN BICKEL, 128 SOUTH MAIN STREET. - - BUTLER, PA | we haven't a thing / against cur neighbors \ ? BUT, ? well, say!! < C Farmer s and ) 1 mechanics N V get better shoes I f and more for ) ? their money 1 V at / 5 Huselton's than any other \ \ place in the C f Keystone State. ? j >/WV>A/A I KECK Spring Styles , J? v Pi Hare a nattiseM about them that f] fi f fji / - aarkt th« weara. it won't do to 'r! (st i ' / ■ wear the last year'* output. Voa ' I l\ I"[ YOU WANT A PIANO OR ORGAN? It i- you cot A CEL.: EARGAIU AT HAMILTON'S. Fiae Oak or Waiasi Orgs.-.* zi S3O t» S3l Hanil ca Orjasi, 9 aid M »i«p% S4O t# 545. ■ -g-.-ficeai Haaiitea Orgass. 9 to II stop% 550 U 560. C:i ESTEY ORGANS fro* $35 to SSO, I MiLTOM PIAMOS. r«oi ->a; -V Brim ~1 ■ :Ms . t we hare cct proes IS ' f—cr rt» xw frr>ro COO to KM A. 0. c: 4SE PIANOS. I'm Mjlclilcw V. 3. Chase ton. C •. - - finest Piaom ta k. ija sof u« uii ttjk at jQndi *s ALMOST COST. 2-' "c » -.'i liJ) to JIM oa a torn f .". st OTC» » HAMILTOJT*. - tv ••.jir-j— =>t hCj. : * pric » awl Catelcgtie * ! \ ! ".".!!LTON, • ■ Avjcos, Pittsburg The Cura that Cures 1 $ Qossghsj § The G-ERMAN {REMEDY* £ tirc»'A.T«t \\itva ' ?A\ irwppsfts. ZS&SC. ~ CATARRH LOCAL'DISEASE aad is the result of cold: aad 4^r a cjr-~ taodea cluaatic chaa j: i. I For your Protection PWftvSg 3i : we K4i<; lust tf ls k! J7S It- .' <:/ doea E < comaia <£j AM mere.ry or *iy other—,-r-' 9| i jo-_s drag. HB xS haß Ely's Cream BaimßalSS ; is t/. tinwsedred to be the mett thoroogt enre for | Xa«sl C«larrt, Co d ia iiesi and liir Ftrer of a_l icassdieo. It opets ar ■! c'car«es the rasal 5 i~sr«, a_:y§ juia ana iofla£aosat:cr,. beij tie onmt, pro- I terts t minie f rom -s the ««•:.«*« rftarm tbmce •fee went to Losdsa. aad on Jvty 7, 1 a- -* i rtb To a son. After t. sfc'Ls of harrowing «»pense «:.« Uep to realize the tr«-acheiy of r badsadt XafMrio. »i w!mrfr rpfnsed to ksx#* >4pp tbe caning as valid and (offered a jwiisjon of francs a year for ' «rf "Miss I*att*r •os." a* - esßed her, if Jerome wocid pwt. ir- Lw t» r?Tora to America aad ale. :--a the name of Baaputt. The e&; n -or had -already requested the |«o}w I* pa! -iir-h a l«S aaaulltng rnamare. This the- ;«<{«e re -1 uw«l to dtL tenediildy XajxJe-t® I bad ibe pwukJ jtaas a Ae ct>~ f4 tiivorc*- JMMH was created a friare of the <*asj«rne and advanced 11* tbe rjLUt «f edniiraL E£wer of 200.0 V. frr.n v, bich she refus a . fr—. tae a. - of a A. J. £ ad-. .d ht-r that kL- u-igbi a ban.. .a Weslpbiia. 5../ a. ai him ti-«» - . y. "Tour i.E;.i. ui may . « but .1 • not large en frin »vu»." Her fai—v i\a •• -ad ■'>.»« Interna:i :asL TUerw*-. •• a . aULa* * of sa.i » s:s i a »« of L .... r that nui-i a*-, a iait r. si.as by its i-. . :t r«. . .; _ . .. as ne&> '» Lea ». r..: .. *uut cut from ic* c re rt i. wh ch h.r hesba: i! V- : '.•.tu-r-.-d ..er again:.: :at crata- berX Nvverthe lt-M » 1. . ii :rv.w »a* the toa.-i of tbr *a.i» as aad C.he center of attraction ia court aal diplomatic cirel-s. SL» never saw h*r husband bet once after he left her at Usboa Years aft erward Jerome was in the gallery of tlie Pltti palace. in Florence, when Mme. Bonaparte was also a visitor. Jerome recognized her as sbe silently walked by. and be whispered to his other wife. Catherine. "That lady is my foru.« r wife." Ths recognition was mutual, but no words were interchang ed. and they never saw each ether again. Her son developed a wouderful like ness to his famous uncle, the emperor, and sbe lived in the hope that the re vival of the empire would reinstate the Napoleonic dynasty and that her son would be accorded his Just posi tion In the royal household. When the republic was overthrown In 1552 and the empire re-established. she made a desperate effort to secure tbe recogni tion of the validity of her marriage and tbe legitimacy of her son. Jerome entered a plea to the council of state demanding that "Jerome Patterson" should be prohibited from using tl»e name of Bonaparte. The council de cided that he was a legitimate child and entitled to the name, but did not recognize him as a member of the royal family. Mme. Bonaparte lived to the ripe old age of 94. aud her latter years were characterized by eccentricities In numerable By parsimonious economy she accumulated a large estate, but ber vitriolic temperament held at a dis tance many who admired her beauty, virtue and even ber vaulting ambition. 1 stood beside her grave only a few hours after she was laid to rest, and I could ant help contrasting her madly romantic mesalliance with a royal traitor with the sweet love matches that have made tbe happy homes of a great republic.—Sunny South. Tet She W*> Papular In Her Da T- Mr. Augustine Birrell once Incau tiously purchased the works of Hannah More. 19 fat volumes of them, for something like J2 2C-. Tbey became a nuisance, and he was puzzled as to bow to get rid of them, "As for selling them, it is not so easy to sell 19 vol umes of a stone dead author, particu larly if yon lire three miles from a rail way station and do not keep a trap." Mr. Birrell resorted to a desperate ex pedient: "1 bad to do something, and quickly, too. for sorely needed was Miss M ore's So I buried tbe 19 volume* In tbe back garden. 'Out of sight, out of mind.' said I cheerfully, stamping them down." He will not dig them up again. "I shall leave ties where they are. buried in a cliff facing dae north, with notblug between them and tlie pole bnt leagues upon leagues of a hungry ocean."*—New York Trib une W*rk la the Calasoa. It Is the strain within tbe bow.-Is of the working chamber, unnoticed gen erally while there; the change od com ing into tbe air that the sand hog (the workmaa> dreads. Under an air pressure the Mood Is forced away from the extremities. It is driven from tbe exterior into the central organ«. espe cially toward the brain and the spinal cord. The man. exhausted by toil under these conditions, climbs a long ladder. He is in the airlock again, with the up per door alone closed. The lock tender Jerks up tbe bottom door. With a tw Ist of the valve he hnstles the compressed air out. The ordinary atmosphere rush es in. The upper door is thrown up. and God's sun and air come to the prisoner. The reaction is too severe. The blood, released by the sudden vanishing of 30, 40, 50 pounds of air pressure on eaci square inch of the body, refuses to act normally. Heart and lunes weak en. vitality ebba. A sand hog is never sure that the next trip may not be his last. TLe practical linrtt beiow ground is 50 pounds cf air pressure. The men that can work in that atmosphere are masters of their trade. Yet now and then a man is met with who has the strength to go farther. Cromwell Childe in Leslie's Monthly. Where the Leak Wa*. Once, years ago. when Daniel Web ster was secretary of state, there was an important forc-ign matter up for dis cussion before the cabinet, and tbe ut most secrecy *vas of course maintain ed. but the whole tbing was blazoned in a f«-f L . jrs af>-r tbe <~ai>in-t meeting. Fo the president hastily sent for his cabinet to talk over this leak. Ea-c-h man had a different Idea of it. Finally Mr. Wel«t--r arose, saying. "You. gentb-men. go on with your dis cuceloSL and I'll be Uaek in a minute." In a few minutes be retumt-d and re peated every word that bad !«a s{«> ken ia tbe room in bis al»seaee. He erpiaise ! that if. by ctan-lisg close to tbe door ostside tbe cabinet mora, yon bel l voar ear to it. you could not dis tisguisb one Intelligible word; but if. Bjoviag »liisly beari as th««s* mMopemd. ! S -»e- e*t- rpe-i» :tg e»ve~d> .7 ij*r tad I bee's - ij»r.:.Ki* lie with the door and ' bad f—aad tfeat qua thai exact | ib—r- was «.-n»e ar.'«ascie j«\an cr< p can be made a last resort on woraout soil and ths". ttber crops failing, bear.s taa;. I-. plant ed. So tbey axay. but only ia >\. -p --tloaal Instance* and under extra f .. - - . \ ' .M J - "- ~ -J? fr vj- CvV *; id ( . - • • '• H - if s>fes - - Ei FE T i«r TUtIIIZZB OX BEi-NX wltb a I:: it -s results of exi>e. .. ,:s .: grow ing navy or ; • J Kmi.> .a a eiay held so i>v ...i- tii.it evea tbe t'...:aiia tb.silcs ia it were puny and K ul.-r- . !. Group No. I r«'pr»»seuts ;be product harvested an-l iroai a certain measured length of r>.iv en a i i,-t manured with a complete commercial fertilizer sahl to contain ::i a high grille form the three principal e!e nieuts of fern'ity ia tbe followii.c pro portions: Nitr*.-eu. lu sulphate >;f am monia and organic forms, three-fourths to IS per cent; phosphoric acid, avail able In the form cf dissolved bone. 5 to 6 per cent, and potash, actual. Fj to 2 -per cent. It was applied at the rate of 500 pounds per acre at the time of drilling with the j>ea a;.-! l»cau at tachment on the potato planter direct ly along the row of seed, being mixed with the soil by an attachment on tbe machine. This plot also had aa appli cation. given at throe different times during the reason, of nitrate of soda at the rate of ".'"0 pounds per acre, the first dressing being made after the beans were well up and growing at the rate of 100 pounds per acre. Group No. 2 represents the product from a row on a plot receiving tbe ap plication of commercial fertilizer alone, together with the addition of humus in the form of leaf and straw mold. Group Nol 3 is the product from an exactly equal length of row on a plot immediately adjoining The first two that had received no fertilizer, manure or added limnus of any kind. The soil for bcaas should be llelit. loose, loamy or "fluffy" naturally or made so by humus artificially supidied to produce such conditions. Any mark ed acidity of the soil should be remov ed by tbe application of lime. Tlie field sbould have sufficient drain age to prevent water from remaining in any considerable quantity on the surface of the ground after heavy rains- NO JUNE DROP. The CalliTmlcr and JSot the Plow raed la a Jersey Orchard. Many farmers leave their orchards until all the other spring work, such as sowing oats and planting corn, is fin ished. Then about the Ist of June, when a g -od sod has formed, tLey go in and rip up and ridge up the soil with tbe plow. This is. I believe, a radically wrong method, for. in addi tion to leaving unsatisfactory surface conditions ♦alternate ridges and far rows». the fibrous roots that are thrown out for the sustenance of the fruit are cut off. and the "June drop" and the forced fruit of July almost invaria iy follow. During tbe last five years on 3-C»» trees I have had no June drvp and not a basket of forced fruit, and 1 have not ha-J a plow In ray orchard 'a that time, but have used a cultivator exclusively. Some 12 years ago I contrived a cul tivator, having in view two prin- ipal objects—to relieve tbe team from tbe annoyance of being driven cf se to the trees and to save time by rapid work- As the cultivator does not need to run more than two or three inches deep, the roots of the trees are but si ghtly disturbed, the surface remains level, less tendency to wash is noticed, the ■oil is kept free from weeds, and tlie trees show a vigorous and healthy growth. All this is not secured by one culti vation. We begin as early In tbe spring as the ground and weather will permit, and by the middle of July we have gone through the orchard ?evi n or eight times. After that we do no more cultivating until the next spring. I believe thorough cultivat n is s'—> lutely ess- n'ial if you woold k -p y. r trees vigorous and make them long lived.—P. B. Voorbees. Favorite varieties with New J*"- y celery growers are P-rf--ction. H -iit well and Golden S-lf BI- a- Ling. ' WHEN THE BEES SWARM. Hon fo Hive Thf a TVitb a- Ha« Let. Thr Qatra Trap a \eat A Hair. If tbe duster Is low. it is easy to hive a -warm of 1*- s. Slip a tn-i-t right up under the du>" • t and jar the limb. If tbe bees have clustered high ur> in a tree, ft a pole k-ac to res- b tbeni ae-3 fasten tbe basket to the end of it. A csmr<- n prach basket wifl d-j v«ry w«-IL Whe» y.«a have the lci.H ri~bt uj» under the ctesaer. tbe ]>«4e a sharp jerk upward, wbk-h moti- a will jar tbe limb, and tbe bees wm into the basket. Have tbe hive 'jsder the tree and duiap the ises ia front <.f it. and tbey win majv-h ia like an snar. Tbe hives Sbt*aJd tie misxl an inrb er it® in front to give ibea. air. Tbe l«-es will eeKmenre to pi-, a - - «S Lcru. tad if tb-.r- are any reiaaiii-ag «n the tree tb-.y will bear ;t the m*. In tbe eT«-n --ing th i "*e fga - firr-4 t» th- Iwca tiM where it is te mna ~ in in 1 1 a nim ri ! :«arr in a little while. It ;» 1 t--ner to hive tfceni within a L-klf ba*r af" t thi j hatp is.-acd if pt fsibK Siill a better way is to hire qawn traps on the hive to catcb the queen. With the trap* it is a »".♦ light to ' hive swarm- Wk> n the • the a cac« < herself an-l cannot leave wit». the bees. The will cl'tster pa some tree, when the apiarist can replace the old hive with aa empty one and pla<«r *be trap with the qc- • a in fn»nt <-f the tew hive on th-» o ! stand. The h»-es will remain from 10 to 5> minutes, when they will return and eater the new hive. The ran th*-rs r»".oa-*» the qoeen. and she will n;n in wish the swarm. sad the hivi- z \< •' ne. say. F. G. IT-rtr.an in Farm JenrrmL DEVICE FOR DRAWING HAY. It la Easily Mad. and Com.a ta Itaa «ly Wit«n >iackine. The tut shows an e;<>ily made device for dm wing bay wh-n >ta< klt:« ti fit-Id. and for th-sc wh- sun cure their hay. v. itii >ut • g shi 'ks iKirt. it will . t" .. .J u-eful. says a writ-, r .:i aa exchange. To make !t select a 10 or 12 ft -traigh: pole three to four inches i:i diameter at one cod and ta pering at the other end. which is sharp et'- il. Su>- th the p- a l t-.ake an in- h hole through it near the largo rad- Thro' iti this hde put a trao chairs drawaig it up till the T on chain is cb>se to the underside of the pole. At ta<.h & single tr.-e to the chaia Jttst > !i=:a:s: sHv FOR DKAWIXG HA\" e li - ve ti •r - Iyu» . : a ring . 1 tv. ■ open links. To the other end of the chain attach a sho.: pieeeof rv>;- Th:> completes the device. HiUh to it with a h rse. drive to a shiK'k of hay, ua iiiteh the singletree front pole and p:;-h the small eud of the under the shock i>u the grouud in the center unt.l the large end comes to the edsw of the shock, rut the chain over the top of the shock r.< near the center as possi ble and after wrapping it round the pole a few times tie as shown in the illustration. Hitch on and start the horse straight with the pole. As large shook* as the horse can draw may be handled this way and with a groat sav ing of time aud labor. V>nqnl>hii>K the Bsrdoek. One t .an claims to have freed his premi- < from bvrdixk burs by keej»- ing tlteai mowed and cut off all sum mer. never iK-rniitting them to form leaves. It ended them. Another said he put a very little gasoline on each plant by tiic use of a small oil can. ats-1 every plant to which the oil was ap plied wont the way of all the earth. Tree Plaatias- If the sod is in good condition as to moisture, cloudy weather is the most favorable for tree planting not only be cause tli- re is less danger of drying the roots of the troos. but also Knausc there is le. k nths there will be 42 beet sugir factories ia operation :a this toxmtry. no less than 13 being new ia course of erectkm. Brcahlag t> Ue Mrs*. Lasting rriea-ishjps are formed in the ojEeers" mess abroad ship ia ear navy, but no effort is ma le tc keep track of a mate when he is transferred. This strikes the landsaian as a qt:--er freak of nature, bat the sailors accept it aa a matter of course never to he ques tioned. Men get into pretty cosi nionioa with each other waen they breakfast, dine aad sup t»gvther for three years. As a rule, they learn each other s history to the minutest detail, ■niess a fan chooses to be disagree able and distant. Cl-:«se atraehmrcts grew np. yet when the iai-ioraMe or der arrives frv-m Washington, senliag the tse-s to the four win-Is of heaven, breaking up. as It were, the fatally, a warm hand shake ends it aIL E&> h of ficer goes into a new mess, and the ofcl is forgotten. It was tay gGod fortune to be intro duced to as fine a mess as ever broke bread together on a man-of-war. The devotion of the ofß-'-er* to c-oe another was aa inspiration. Finally the sepa ration came. One went to some navy yard, another to the Philippines, an other to China, another to Washing ton. etc. They were scattered all over the world. One day. meeting the lien- ! tenant commander, who had gone up j for proiaotiox I inquired when he had beard from lieutenant So-and-so. "Why. not ia several months." be re plied. -In fact, not since be was or dered to his new statioe. Toa know we follow? don't follow each other's moven>f®t9 after a mess is 1 roke-n itp. } We form new a®soc«t -ns. new ; riettls. as! the <4d oat of -ight_ : We never think of writiag to ea- h (4> ] er. It Is mote tfcaa Kriyjpt ifciH nr- I cr see each other asaia as Voag a« we J lire as-1 we bavea't the time er ia diaat> a to worry over each ether's ' fate. - —Xew York Fres-s. A *f«t!s.r"a Diary. Toaugbt (W•! wit--re- J as. accordiatsr the fces fiedag Jintis Latber »'« ;a-k ; tii« n.tii ire- ■■■ T ■ ' MMm ; aader the G:-at is <1 jc«sai -.1 tj. ia j tffitil be was 3l I know Kt stat to think Caw ■uauatiW S f-el assured that Clif- * •ady in the a- si sutsawW »» i* **.*■ j wi—l IA - , a * . t s ' If.-Prtn.,; iidnaL la insert In I Woasa. LI- Is f, S-.V+ ut V-- I i .par- I the (t -< a . 1 i The woman wta is <1 tor? ts ? ' married twiee. a:..1 tt tt •» rrarcs in j tfcst lot &ro tL«- gra .. L— :. , aad even w i.<-n «; ■ «i .. _jd ao id-a • *3-« sick r." a|> r.;i »«•-..<•• ff | brr SiVCT? hcrittml ma hkl Sis «ii | n.-:«»! t_at T&e jwrr.'-r of s-.r seem i . BStrill.' ill VTEIBV to h»i*l 1 J tSk" be Uft t« ! cry . r I .q !t ■ t- v j -r.T Sumr- T'i* !: 3 i.. state ] tss siid k!m she TisiM the ' o-n . Tery she f ucd tl.it . y re t'irwxl sido by - l-.-. w.:h 00 s;*iee be twwa. -WeH. sir. st» • <1 t k:.eo— what to ■ , do. SLe srccnj Cii if sLe fLoc* ! ! intM by Ibe side cf bcr first b» : .J j it wv.l l ce! be fsir to !':f mere" f : her last spouse. and tk« v,!-i Y» I did sh,- <1..? "Vl.y Wfcßi sLe •-! | t ! left atv that she 1 e 'f'T.r: .5 ia »i --i octi-r lot. array fteia lota of the-m. and , jlt was heeded." Leuisviilo Courier j Ji urnah Translator*" SUnbllnc (S'ar»>. s\-.o au' c instances of trans lators" m -standing are meat', ti ed by the !.< :.iJob P;? iy News. Aa Italian r-a;\v not ta* ago turned Mr. ! Kn lyard Kipling's "Absent miaded Beg in: r" Into a "Bistraeted UeaJiont" A fooliK if to the sanit> version explain- 1 ovl "son of a Lambeth publican" as a nfecence to Mr. Krcgi r.' The trare lator who explains Is oftea lost. Another Italian editor who trauslat- • od a passage t'rcsn aa Etnti.sh pajvr about a man who had killed bis wife j with a poker added aa Ingeauoos foot- j note to say. "We do cot know with cor- , tainty whether this thins "peketo* be a I dot:., s;.e or surgical instrument" Ir 5' > French version of one of j > a Welsh ra"." .t has to be deals ;t "a. The tracsiator. never hav- | Ins t that article of feed, flk ural'y tur: d It into "un lajua de j OaliiS." Unfortunately be had sc.ae j dou' t whether his ce ::;trynen would understand this and a a K-nrthy footnote describing how the peculiarly delicious t'avor cf the rabbits of Wales created a lar;e demand for t" eta in SceitlanJ. wl ither th-.y were » . rted ia bulk that wwdd cempare w;:h the trade of Ostcad. Japan's loprcKasbitity. The o ast cf Japaa. uotwithJt tnd'.cg Its tons shore line and numerous har betv. oSTrrs scaa: allurement to ar» in vadiuj: a;tuy There Is very little beach. The Isold cr.ijrs and bluffs over- Ick'k'n;: every »: ot where a modern war vessel can ride at anchor are pro t«>-J.d by strontr fortiacatioas dt feaied by t!se ti'. -st n.; aster, showln? plainly the eonntless dangers besett:ag a hostile Ce»t recar.!i-.*ss cf the care that may be used 5a feeling Its way. No Invad ing army could possibly ir.M. and crrn if it succeeded in doing so the rice fields. reaiily subn;erged as they axe. would aid natertaQy in thwarting the idvance and in :s<4aiiitg the enemy. A scccessfnl Invasion of Japan is simply Impossible. Am Irbk Retort. rat. the driver of the coal wa^on, seemed poesled trka be c:-t up on High street the ether day. He loc-ked at the numbers cf several boosrs and wratcbed Lis bead !n a ivrplexeJ way. Finally Mrs. Eaton, fee when# the cool was Intruded. apj*eared and '-n^u'ir-d: "Beg jardca. bat Is that real for Ea ton 7" -No. tsorn." resjvnied Pat psemptly;. "it's not fcr "atin; it's far barniaT"— Lmka Telegraph. tstil ske Spok*. She was a stylish, aristocratie looking girl that she we-a a 2 siring glacoes from the whole car. "We Americans," I mns<-d. *"d> net seed empty titles to maie esr folk of pen tie bfcwd." Her friend hande>3 her some phcto grapJs. She examined the as critically. "Them's twHyT" she esclaimed-—Bcs toc Record. -So toss.* 1 first became familiar with this val ediction at Malta la tbe seventies. It was then ia comtnca use amcag the Maltese of Valctta. tat was by them procotmoed "sab-lahng."* 1 at ti-it time tock It to be a local facia cf the Arabic -salaam." and my surprise was great wben on returning to England In tbe eight *s i found tbe p-hrase preva lent in London-—Notes and Qaeries. A Leiitat Qatstios. Hobb—l pot sK*> in the tank for my baby tbe other day fcr bis majority. Xol«b—That's good. How kng are -yea g.iag to keep it there?-Harper's Bazar. Tbe modest man has everything to gain and tbe arv rant man everything to lose, for moiesty has always to deal with generosity and arrogaace with eavy.—CivaroL It's oot tbe fellows who don't know f> who make existence wearisome. ITs the feflowa who tktak OKj 4a- Stoux City Journal. A Bi»k Hlaltr't Worry, The worry of finding that a book is iacomplfte is often to be expeKed. j Oft't most lnntiig lo.i> j have a page missing somewhere. Oae j caeix< ires* even a f«£o that Las bc«a j ceaaectcd wiu* r< Hjsmis b«sses all its , i Efe. It may be invisscibly l.>md in tbe | strswigest calf; tt may Lave passed all i > its iniet and days behitsd gia - 3 and j I be a* ckaa tbe day «a w hlch tt ! was an j yet I"age *sl may La * e . ' vaalsbed. We «aee kn Lad a fim belief ia tbe devil and for this irasca: He said that be cesSd LarHy cesnt tbe • toperfeet books i-y wLicb be had beea j aiisSed ia bis and ia reaiiy every , case these books L»d a fajgbly ahie p-" Tiri-j bad gr&wa sxatH&w ia iiKfflasterifs- er La 11-tta csinfniiy tead- ' ed ia gre»t Khrarlww w 'btse they -r -rr* * never ma-li i cxesyC abe dusted. It Deemed tt.i«aEy that l.ans cuaM bave cae to these i«9is, and yet each as* La d a page s.»ise w Lere. Tb-refere be wus ninraautiy ftoeed to tbe enneimiM that the was a 3s. He sr; -x»«sfd that wbea tbe de-'d was is need of more '""i 31 jUjiC fn'32 SWfIR liTT-J*" 'dboossisj; 31 IX 4C-:**Z 1 1.n- ite ' ip'-t -n TspmntiuL tm No 24. * js i 1 tZi o —at he i&lgkL u.\ : 2 r,. ■- .... > < Id li-iittng.lat w d n, . tie beak hunter, so f-sr as pes . to collate erett toc-i of r~. n . .;ev « ;.icfc ke may c»a ti ;t biij-ig.— 1 — .la-'a iiasa* zing- D >iMf J Itr Tre. A ck r:? - • ho csoi to fee a (mtof of m. ■ City says t:~t . : an amxs , in — lrrjing a yoan^ ia itoS city. r i," sail! the derjy -111 nil 111 y •• ge- i' % T.rii to he mere" ftsn t a'!.. tranSf-d. I- -is plain tw b sst; t„:t the pn . ire grrrra tl - -v .. d tkc one pzte in . • • maritet and wns ■ • -'<■ _. the p?tt- Tiema: Las " i me the HeeaaM • - uit was all r-ht. te'le fl» 11 r.se there was a crisp $3 note, pfct> e»l there as the fee. The ctaple stood a; • tirv t :>v. witnesses in the par lor. the erreraeuy t>as poac thrnngS wit a-. 5 they a re preEatinced bns ! and I r ■>. The first thing the cew hesi ,:sd did was to draw his wife to Lie a? - . ?print a f. d kiss en her ■ swts t lips. It seemed to thrill him with cnoxpe. trd J: £Tfr*ea as aa tanmtob Mr. Jeffersoa invented the espying pres.-. lie writes to Mr. la "Having a great desire to bare a p. sal le copying machine and having st i.ed ov. r i- *me experiments witb the principle cf large machines made to apply to the smaller one. I planned on-- .a K : ir.d and had !t made. It answers t f,ctiy. I have set a work man to i: A ug them, and they are of such demand that he has hla bands full I seed you one. Tea must ex ; p-.vt to make many essays before ytrn j succeed perfectly. A soft hrosb. like a shaving brush, is mere successful than a spor.ge." He also seat a eopy- pr\ss to the Marquis de Lafayette as a present. He Invented the revolT- Ing chair, now a familiar aad neces sary arti.ie rst furniture la all ofllees an,l. counting rooms. The Federalist nev ; crs used to call It "Mr. Jeffer son's whirligig" and declared that he bad devised it ~s» as to took all ways at once."—Chicago Herald. Woidcrfal Mvstcal Memo FT. Sir John Stainer had a wonderful musical memory. It was put to the test once at the Crystal palace when he hnd to play the organ la the ""Mes siah" and a folio copy, ca which alone he e- aid see the score, wns not fortfc ce:i. -.g. The conductor was la despair. Sir John cut the knet by a wonderful tour de force, playing the part farlt lessly right thrcugh a J entirely from men: ry. i-r, 'al ly the only time the "Messiah" has bc-en so rendered.—Lon don Standard. Story Told by At Boaea. **He was probably a maa of means, with a large family cf daughters." the irreverent bystander commented as the skeleton was brought to view after havirg reposed for ia the vaalt. -Why do yea think Mked cne cT the scientific persons present. "Observe the stdnea* be replied. "See bow much longer cae of h*s less was than tie ether "— Chicago Tribune. Cast Call It Hone. Tewne— That's Perkins. Looks lika a tramp, doesn't he? Well, he's tjuite wealthy. 1 understand. Drowco— l know him very welL ttvy, he hasn't a place, really, that be call a borne. \ Tbwrse— Oh. yoa're mlstatea there. . Browne— Xo; I'm net. He's an Eis tishmaa. and be satrap calls it " 'cat"- Catho&r Standard arsd Times. A Dasrtt. "Do yen ever k». k back on ye-ur E£e and refect oa the «jff«Etaalties ye« tare nisseiir in-qniivd the EHbfidsSy man. 'W\ sir." answered the basttes. "It weald be just my lack to miss sraae mece whl> I was heaeLng over what can't be helped."*—' Washlngtoa Star. He Was Oa* at Them. Manning— A year er two ag> I ad- Tiscd ntciser to write a beck ontbefi*- mr-cs men he b:d met Be yd —And did be do ill Manning-He wryte aa iky-- Best. a Transcript. A Wijt Stoxy. When Lcrd Ttanet was impciacned in the T-:~ rr cf Londoa fcr the O C*sa scr riot, three of his friends, the Dcke cf Bedford, the Dahe of LaTal sjs«d Captain Smith, were admitted to play whist w :h him and remaia till the lock up hear of 1L Eariy ia the sit ting Captain Smith fell feack hs a fit of apoplexy, and cne of the pirty rase to call foe tvlp. -Step!" cried another. "We shall be turned est 2 TOT maie a neise. Let cur friend alone cnrtil 1L We caa piay dummy, and hell be tine the worse, fcr I can read death ia his face." Am Easy Bittrr. "The rtasoa some rren. doa't pt s":ng happily," said Mr. Meektoa. *is that they doa't know haw to manage a wife." -Tea know this?" was the siepocal query. "Certainly. It is the simplest thlcg la the wcr&L AS yen have to do Is to say "yes' whenever she wants any thing aad always Ist ber have her osa way." — Was Marten Star. His Emsoesixtiw, Tern— HeUc 53U 1 bear y« tare a pofitica with my frtnsdJk Steaer &; Co.? Bill— C h. yes; I hare a pesti* as coi- Jectcr there. Tom— That's first rate Wbo reeoan ■aaded y?u? Bill —OX re-body. I ti4d thera that I cere tuSeiSrd aa S'tcoant ten an-3 tbey '-taUr gave x=e tb* —■Leodce Furn. Os* ***"» TVs«-S«m- New Oeri —That yrmg Saly in Jrcca vasts t* kMk at fcxae rings exanly t>e sbe Las ob; says ahe is t 1 '-xV g - ter O'l Jrt- .-a-— Hnhl Tea »e--2nt war* any time oa btm Tbt riss «ho Las is aa ee-ra ring, a-nd f-* m rely warts to faad as. what it e«Ft. —Chicago Stvt. Csla. Mrs. Wl **—H