VOL.* xxxv HUSELTONS DISPLAY^ Fall Footwear. It presents an opportunity for economical buying that nolmdy can afford to miss. This store is crowded with the newest of new styles selected with experitnc ed care as to quality, good ta.-te as to style, and generous as to variety- It is The Right Place To get the Bight goods At the Right Prices. With the l>cst of everything the new season brings and prices down to the low est point ever named for honest goods, we e-ipect a share of your patronage be cause you cannot afford to pass us by. See our Jaruestown (N. Y.) Shoes in We want all parents in Butler county to Boy's and Youths' high-cut, copper- see our Children's School Shoes. They tipped two soles and tap cut from are not equalled in point of style, dur cboice whole stock; best shoes in ability or price in Butler. Have them Butler. in kip, oil grain, kangaroo and crack- Men's high-cut box and piain toe Shoes pioof calf, .ionaola and box calf; hand and Boots, cut from veal, kip, oil grain some styles, fashioned on the newum and kangaruo calf. models. They will please you. Women's, Misses's and Children's Shoes, We are leaders in Rubber and Felt hand-pegged and standard in kid, un- G'xxls of all kinds. Our goods are stll lined oil grain, kangaroo am: crack fresh, made to our order; no old job proof calt wiih tips or plain toe; all lots to run off; prices same that olheis widths, Ato E, button or lace. No ask f< r job lots. See us before yo 1 ' better goods made; they are warranted buy whole stock and water-proof. B. C. HU3RLTON, Butler'at Leading Shoe House. Opposite Hotel Low < HE 15 A WISE HAN ; I —WHO SECURES HIS CLOTHING FROM— # { J. S. YOUNG, P THE MERCHANT TAILOR, J J The goods, style, fit ami general make a \ up of his suits \ I TELL their own STORY. \ rp— —. STRIVING FOR EFFECT. / A/fev-'' > f) Men won't buy clothing for the purpose I JL. ' yf \ spending money. They desire to get the I V \/Of V V *, -/best possible results for the money expend \\ A- II / l" """ c^lea P goods hut goods as cheap as W J I [ jtliey can be sold and made up propel ly. If jL pSr-T L —I /you want the correct thin# al the correct \1 U fik \ M —) 3)price call on us, we nave reduced our spring /I Mil iv L summer goods down to make room for ( 1 ' Q l\\ M ~ZL ). our heavy weight goods, V aIV \v j Dp kw'" s '- i j! fj j ; j? Fits Guaranteed. I , Merchant Tailor, • " • 142 n. Main St.. Butler The New Cambridge, (Formerly New Cambridge House.) CAMBRIDGE SPHIiXGJS, PA., Which, after the disastrous fire of a year ago, is now opened in latger and better shape for the accommodation of guests in search of health and pleasure, presents itself to its former Butler patrons as the most desirable hotel in which to locate when at Cambridge Springs. Free bus to and from all trains and springs. Public rooms are of large size and well lighted, including office, dining room, bath rooms, billiard room a.id bowling alley. Chambers with pris-ate baths and toilets and everything that tends to make a home-like and comfortable resort. T? or rate« apply to HAGGERTY & WHITE, Proprietors, il Cambridge Springs. Pa. Pape sros, JEWEbSRS. We Will Save You Money On Watches ) Silverware, 1847 Rodger Bros. < S Plateware and Sterling Silver^ \ Goods. \ Our Repair Department takes ill all kinds-of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, etc 122 S. Main St. Old gold and silver taken the same as cash. House Cleaning Time is li«re and the War against Bugs, Moths etc., is on. We have prepared a Bu' Killer f <>r '-he extermination of these pests, let us suggest that if this be mixed with the paste before papering the result will be very satisfactory. We are also headquarters for Moth Balls, Insect powder, Hellibore etc. REDJCK &G ROHM AN 100 NOBTII MAIN ST. BUTLER. Subscribe for the CITIZEN. THE BUTLER CITIZEN. Constipation Cans fully half the sickness in the world. It r . tall the digested food too long in the bowel* and produces biliousness, torpid liver, indt Hood's gestiou. bad taste, coated ■ ■ ■ tongue, siek headache, in- • I I so-nnia etc. Hood's Pills | | | neeCR! Upatioo and all its res.ilts easily and thoroughly. 25e. All druggists. lr< -sired by C. I. Hood £ Co.. I-owell. Masj *'»(: ,-silv Pills to tane witli Sarsaparill* Thousands »r« Trying It. In order to prove the great merit of Ely's Cream Balm, the most effective cure for Catarrh and Cold in Head, we have pre pared a generous trial size for 10 cents. Get it of your druggist or send 10 cents to ELY BltOS., 56 Warren St., N. Y. City. I suffered from catarrh of the worst kind ever since a boy. and I never hoped for cure, but Ely's Cream Balm seems to do even that Many acquaintances Lav used it with excellent results. —Oscar Ostrum, 45 Warren Ave., Chicago, 111. Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged cure for catarrh and contains no cocaine, mercury nor any injurious drug. Prioe, fcr cents. At druggists or by mail. "Move Up" Is a law universal. Evolution is another name for it. The street car conductor says "move up." Com petition says "trove up." To move anything requires "push." A good pusher requires strength. Our strength is in low prices, reliable goods, and attractive service. We have quite a lot of broken lots of sum mer wear going at 1-2 price. Test our mu tual bene fit plan on its merits. Ed. Colbert, Successor to Colbert & Dale. Great Shoe Sale /? A S W' At C. E. Miller's. Are you in the market for good footwear cheap. This is to be a great month at our store. Summer shoes and slippers must go and if you are needing any call while the selection is large. Red Hot Prices. Men's Tan Shoes sl.lO. $1.48, SI.HB Men's Buff Shoes sis, l.ju, 1.31 Men's Working Shoes SIX, I.IH, 1.-l Men's Bicycle Shoes MM. 1.34. 1.50 Ladles' Fine Shoes '.is. l 19, 1.4s Ladies' Oxford Ties 4x, 74, i»s Ladies' Serge Slippers A Gaiters .25, 4s Boys' Fine Buff Shoos (Is. 1.24 Vouili'h Fine iiuir Shoes... ss. us We Hold Nothing Back. Sell shoes is our watch word. All summer shoes must go. This will be a mon'h long to be remembered by those wno attend this sale. Repairing Done Promptly. C.E.MILLER. nil MFA! (OUR OLD PROCESS) Ull- BItNL \ „ v. rv cheap. Feed tor Houses, Uows, Sheep. Ilogs, Fowls etc. Health, strength and productive power to animals. Are you feeding it? Cheapest feed In the market. I INSFFn nil AM) WHITE LEAD LinoLLU UIL Mnke S paint last for years on house, barn or fence. Mixed paints are doubtful quality: some good and some ve-v bad. Write for our circular. Foi ;>ure Linseed oil or meal, and white lead, ask for "Thompson's" or address manufacturer. THOMPSON AO., 15 W Diamond strevt Allegheny.' Pa. C. SELIGMAN & SON. Jailors™ No. 416 W. Jefferson St, Butler, Pa. A UDC of hiU'st Foreign and Domestic; Suitings always in stock. Fit, Style and Work- 1 wanship guaranteed to give satisfaction. PRICES REASONABLE. LOOK UP. My toll-worn brother. lift your eyes, Look up and leave repining; A golden sign is in the skies— The star of hope is shining. O weary ones. I bring you cheer, The day at last Is dawning; The night is long and dark and drear. But joy is In the morning My sisters, honed with care and grief. Look up. forget your sorrow; For trouble there will come relief. And hope Is in the morrow. 0 souls cast down In bitterness, Arise and cease complaining; . There is an end to your distress- Look up, for God Is reigning. 1 know not any creed but this; That we should love each other; That every land my country is. And every man my brother. My heart goes out to you in love. To make your burdens lighter; To ten you hope is dreaming of A future growing brighter. All ye who sufTer and repine, My heart In pity holds you; And, if in mind, know by that sign, God's greater love enfolds you. Look up! our Father, on the sky Has set a bow of promise; Look up! The clouds are rolling by— The night is passing from us. The wrongs of old their race have run; Men to the new are turning; Above the yet unrisen sun The clouds of morn are burning. Look up. my brothers, look and pray; Though now you wait In sadness; The golden light of the new day Will flood your hearts with gladness. Tke tyrant's reign Is on the wane. For plunder and oppression; The hand of Justice, o'er the main. Strikes down a faithless nation. To make a starving people free. Our martial hosts are treading: The happy light of liberty To other lands Is spreading. There beams above the younger day A prophecy of better, When tyranny shall pass away. And crumble every fetter. Look up and be of better cheer, The morn is rising o'er us: The future's coming, golden year More brightly shines before us. —J. A. Edgerton, in Atlanta Constitution. j "CALAMITY JANE"': ♦ Friend of Our Dime Novel D«y« Living * 7 in Montana. > ; "/CALAMITY JANE," a character who figured for years in many of the dime novel stories of western adventure, is living on a ranch near Crow agency, Montana. Her name in private life is Mrs. Martha Burk, and her story is fully as interesting as any of the wild yarns that penny-a-liners have penned about her prowess. In the little town of Princeton, Mo., there was born to Mr. and Mrs. J. Cannary a group of six children, the eldest of whom was Martha. When she was 13 years old, that is, in 1865, excitement was rampant throughout the United States owing to the exten sive gold discoveries in Montana. Mr. Cannary was not proof against the "fever," and with his family he stalled overland for Virginia City, Mont., in the famous Alder gulch diggings. Five months were required to make the journey, while at present but two days are requisite. The country traversed was but sparsely settled, and for sub sistence the party was mainly depend ent upon what game they could secure with their rifles. On this long and tedious trip Martha developed a lov» for outdoor sport, which, by the time they finally arrived in Montana, had rendered her a remarkably good shot and a fearless rider for a girl of her age. Shortly after reaching Montana the mother died, and the father, who, in common with 95 per cent, of the argo nauts, had failed to mahe a "strike," determined to return to Missouri. Reaching Salt Lake City, Utah, in 1867, Mr. Cannary also succumbed, and the children were left to face the world as best they could. Employment was found for Martha on a ranch at Fort Bridger, Wyo., and here she improved her time not in "book learning," for books were not to be had, but at shoot ing and riding, as the next best accom plishment, and her reputation in that line soon became widespread. In 1870, learning that Ger.. Custer was at Fort Russell, Wyo., she deter» mined to proceed thither, in high hope that she might be able to induce him to allow her to accompany him on his campaign against the Apache Indians in Arizona. Up to this time she had always worn the dress of her sex, but, fearing that Gen. Custer would be re luctant to permit her to enlist were he aware of her sex, she, after mueh deliberation, donned the regulation cowboy attire, and was promptly ac cepted as a scout, being uniformed as a soldier, and, although it was but a short time before her identity was dis covered, her ability as a rider was rec ognized to such an extent that Gen. Custer, with only a slight reprimand for the deception, permitted her to re tain her assignment as a scout. While the campaign was a thrilling one from start to finish, "M. Cannarv," as her name appeared on the muster roll, fully bore her share of the hard-- ships, and met with many adventures in the sometimes dangerous misslong given her to be performed, but these she always succeeded in accomplish ing in safety. Only at one time did she despair of her life, being entrapped by two Indians, but her ability as a shot served her well, and, after wounding one of the Indians, she made her escape, and, upon reporting to Gen. Custer, was warmly praised. The outbreak was duly quelled, and uppn returning to Fort Sanders, Wyo,, in 1872, it was reported that- the Nea Perces Indians, in the musselshell country, were on the warpath, and an expedition under Gens. Custer, Miles, Terry and Crook was ordered there. It was during this campaign that she received her cognomen "Calamity Jane." Relating the circumstances thereof, she said: "I was serving uty der Capt. Egar. and whilg pear Goufcv Creek (the present city pf Sheridan, Wyo.), after having been on a three days' skirmish, during which the com pany had six men killed and several wounded, we were ambushed about a mile from our destination. Capt. Egan was one of the first to be sho{ during the engagement, and ing to be in close proximity to him, np-: tiee-d him reeling in his saddle. I was able to reach his side in time to pre vent him from falling, and, getting him on my horse, in front of me, bore him to camp in safety. Aftef lie bai} recovered. «Nt day he laughingly elirisleued mi; 'Calamity Jane, the heroine of the plains,' and even to this day 1 have borne that title among my more intimate friends." The Nez I'erces were subdued in 1873, and the early portion of 1874 was spent in various minor engagements in Montana and Wyoming, when, in 1875, under Gen. Crook, she was or-> dered to the Black Hills of South Da kota. to protect the miners and set tlers in that section, as the country was overrun and practically coj> {rolled by the Sioux Indians. After a BUTLER. THUHSDAV, SEPTEMBER 22, ISQB nominal campaign in that section lasting until 1576. they were again or dered north to jcin Gens. C-ister. Miles and Terry on the I'ig Horn riTer. During this n.areh Mrs. Iturk was detailed as tlie bearer of important dispatches, and although the trip was one of 90 miles, the weather wet and cold, and it necessitated swimming the Platte rivei at Fort Fetterman, she performed lier duty willingly, bu£ at a fearful cost, as she contracted pneumonia and was confined in a hos pital for three weeks, and being too ill to return to her company was granted an indefinite furlough, which in all probability saved her life, for the next year witnessed that fearful massacre in which Gen. Custer and his brave men were so wantonly butch ered. "Calamity Jane" next found service in the employ of the government car rying the L'nited States mail between Deadwood and Custer. Mont., and al though the route was considered an exeremely hazardous one, her reputa tion as an unerring marksman was such that not once did she have an op portunity to display her skill to either the Sioux or highwaymen in behalf o| Uncle Sam. While thus engaged she was present in Deadwood at the time William Hiekok (Wild Bill) was assassinated by Jack McCall. a notorious desperado, and was a member of the posse that ar rested and confined him in a log cabin, she having the honor of commanding him to surrender, when cornered in a butcher shop, with a meat cleaver as her weapon. Her love for the army service was such, however, that she again volun* teered in the Seventh cavalry and helped build Fort Meade. S. D.. but this CALAMITY JANE IN HER YOUNG sort of work was not to her liking, and in IS7S sh< was honorably dis charged and "took up" a ranch on the Yellowstone river, near Miles City, Mont., which, however, was not a bril liant financial success. In 1884. while visiting in El Paso, Tex., she met Clinton Burk, to whom she was subsequently married, and of i this marriage a daughter was born. Her husband died in 1895. since which time she has been quietly ensconced on a ranch near the scene of her ear lier and more exciting escapades. She was, however, sorely tempted' to don her "fighting clothes" last fall when it was reported that the In dians were on the warpath near Rose bud, yet, she says, her intuition told her it was only a "scare," and while awaiting developments of a more definite character her insight was proven true, and she did not go. Mrs. Burk's voice glows in praise of Gen. Custer, whom she describes as an absolute fearless, tireless and brave man, ar.d over whose untimely and sudden end she has shed not a few tears. From her front door may be seen the tomb of Gen. Custer, and to this fact may be ascribed the principal reason of her residence there.—St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Clinnxre lluliy Carrinsrcsi •<» Cradln. Baby carriages are changed into cradles by a new device, consisting of a pair of rockers connected by cross bars, with slots cut in the bars, in which the wheels of the carriage are placed to prevent them from turning while the carriage is being rocksd. Utrmini Trninnl In Cliloeie. Germany is sending as interpreters to its Chinese possessions at Kiao-Chou graduates from the Berlin Seminary for Oriental Languages, who have had three years' training in the Chine## taught at Berlin. Disproved. "What nonsense!" exclaimed the' iroud young father, as he flung the look aside. "To what do you refer?" asked the; i-iend who welcomed any topic that: lid not lead to a description of phe lomenal children. "This statement that all men are; >orn equal. It's an utter fallacy.i Vhy, my baby weighed ten pounds' vhen it was born and TackleyV veighed only seven and a half."—'; (Vashington Star. And Then She Subnlded. Wife (with a determined air) —I; vant to see that letter. Husband —What letter? Wife —That one you just opened. I: [now by the handwriting that it Is.' !rom a woman, and you turned pale, tvhen you read it. I will see it! Give !t to me, sir! Husband —Here it is. It's your mil liner's bill.—Tit-Bits, Aicrlcultnrnl, The happy farmer murmured: "When to politics you turn i There Is something which, with profit, you might come to me and learn. } Remember. If you wouldn't be a lonely; derelict. That booms which sprout early run to seed! before they're picked. —Washington Star. A TRIE} BLll) VASKEE UIHL. Foreign Lord (just refused) —You hardly make allowances fbr my title, I venture to think. American Girl —No, I don't want to < marry any man for whom I have to wakp allowances! —Illustrated Ameri- j 1 THE GOLD OF SILENCE. \ g AND WHAT CAME OF IT. £ MORE harm has been wrought in this world by the gold of silence than by the silver of speech. Especial ly is this true of matters of the heart. Farland came to realize it in the end; but as he left tLe commanding officer and walked in his deliberate way* across the hoproom to where Miss Cameron stood he was priding himself upon his ability to hold his tongue, and, with a wretched Eort of vainglory, nerving himself to hold it for seven hours longer. Miss Cameron was talking to the regimental quartermaster, and when »he caught slight of Farland she grew radiant. The regimental quartermas ter observed this, and was, of course, annoyed. He went away and left her with the lieutenant i It is the fate of a woman to be for ' ever smiling. Few men have learned to distingiush that eternal smile. Those who have have observed the nubtlest tragedies of life. Farland was not of them. He was ! too diriinctly manly to understand; women. He wis. therefore, strength J ened in his resolve to keep silence when Miss Cameron's expression in no- I wise changed as he told her that she I must excuse him for the next dance. "I have Just seen the colonel, an<>he i has been pleased to inform me that I must leave at reveille," "For what portion of the globe?" She gazed over his shoulder in ap parent absorption in something at the other side of the room. If Farland had l been a student of the sex he would have known thit this was overacting. It was one of the many of Miss Cam eron's charms that she unusually fixed her entire attention upon the person at hand. "Where are you going?" she re peated. "To join Blake's command. After, that, wherever the will of Heaven andi the craft of the Apache may lead me." For just one ins-tant her expression changed. But Farland was not acute. "Upon a scout, then?" she asked. "Upon a scout yes. And as I have to leave before reveille, and, as It Is now 11 o'clock, there is no time to be lost." Miss Cameron was smilling again. "You will not sJeep much to-night. Things must be serious." "They are," he told her. "You must not let me keep you," she said. Farland was far too well trained to allow his anger and snhappiness to ap pear in more than an exaggerated 1 un concern. He took her extended hand. "Shall you be here when I return?" he asked. His resolution was near tq breaking. If ler tawny eyes had' grown ever so little soft, he would have flung his golden wealth of silence to the winds. But her pride was mighty, and it was aroused. "My visit comes to an end'this week." she said. "We shall probably meet again," he ventured. "Probably. One can never be sure that one has seen the last of anybody, in the army." And then she atfded: "Good-by." And Farland went out, morally and bodily, into the night. His was the code of honor —which considers not the woman —that holds that if a man mai' not ask a woman to marry him then and there, neither may he tell her of his love. He thought he was doing right, and he was not one to rail at fate. A little tempest of temptation had ruffled the deep waters of his con science for a time. But they were calm again. He rememberedwith re sentment the haughtily poised head, and the placid smile, and the last glimpse he had caught of her through the hoproom window a yellow powned figure swaying- to the music in full enjoyment of life. Well, she would have gone back to Bayard by the time of his return, and on# could never be sure one would not forget—after years. He went into the barracks and gave his orders. When the brass mouths of the bugles pealed their reveille welcome to the sun, as it rose above the mountains, far across the prairie, Farland and his command were trotting toward' Mount Graham, and Miss Cameron, still in the yellow gown, stood at her window with her hands clasped before her, and watched the line of the receding col umn. Farland stopped at Bayard two months later. The scout wasover, and he was taking his command back to Fort Grant. They were to strike the railroad at Silver City, nine miles away, upon the following day. He meant to see Miss Cameron. There was no longer a reason for si lence. He waited with impatience while the commandant arranged for the disposition of the men. Then be walked with him across the parade. The primroses oi the evening were opening, a great, pale flower bursting out here and there in the grass, until, even as he went, all the ground was starred with them, and the children from the officers' line and the laun dresses' row were running, laughing, and screaming, nnd calling out, to gather the handfuls of fragile bloom that would be wilted before tattoo. Upon occasions of necessity the commandant's long, lank body could bestir itself; but there was no such oc casion now, and Maj. Cameron re sented Farland's haste. "I say, Farland," he protested, "slow up. What is your hurry ? Youwillnot get dinner before retreat, anyway." Little the lieutenant recked of din ner. But he obliged himself to walk more reasonably. Maj. Cameron tiv'ked of the scout and its outcome. Farland tried to listen and to answer. Tn his iovful artlcination he forgot that lie was a sorry-looking sight to gO H-wooing, that his face was burned, and his nose peeling, and his hair half sut, and his clothes ragged and dusty. Self-consciousness was not one of his faults. The major broke off suddenly in the inidst of a tirade against Lntiian Agents, those pet aversions of the line. "I suppose you are about worn out," be said. "No," said Farland; "not in the least, Why?" "You appear not to be able to keep your mind upon anything. You have no notion of what I said last." "You said 'Mescaleros* last." "But you have no idea whatever what I said about the Mescaleros." "I am afraid that's so," Farland ad mitted. "And over there at the corral you answered three questions that I hadn't asked." Farland apoligized civilly. But he had seen, through the window, Miss Cameron standing with clasped hands and head thrown back, before the open fire. It was a favorite po&e with her, and it recalled so much. The major might as well have addressed his con cluding remarks to the tlagstaff. They went into the hall, and the commandant opened the dcor. "There is Clara." he said; "I believe you know each other. 1 will go aud get Mrs. Cameron." He went away aud closed the door again. Farland was not demonstrative. But neither was he one to delay in carry ing out a resolve. lie took the hand that the girl held out to him, and then went to the fireplace, and rested his arm upon the mantel and looked at lier speculatively. "I am going to be very rash," he said, "and very precipitate." She smiled incredulously. "How un like you!" she said. "Perhaps; but it is not unlike me to po straight to the point, I think." She vouchsafed no encouragement. PUT HER HAND UPON HIS SHOUL DER. "It is not," was all she answered. She had long since determined that he was an unscrupulous flirt—worse than that, indeed, because be made more pretensions than most men. Now, when she looked into his keen gray eyes, that consoling fiction vanished. She wondered why he did not speak at once of the one thing that might rea sonably be expected to be of interest —to herself, at least. But she folded her hands in front of her again and stood very erect. "When I saw you last in the hop room at Grant," he said, "I was to all intents and purposes upon half pay. My mother was alive then, and I was supporting her." She looked at him, puzzled. Why should he tell her this now? While there had yet been time he had been chary enough of his confidences. While there had yet been time — She looked at him as be stood there before the fire, young and strong, with his pistol belt showing beneath his faded blouse, the kerchief knotted around his neck, tjie dusty boots with their spurred heels, his face so absurdly sun and wind burned, glowing with blond redness in the firelight. While there had yet been time — She checked an inclination to throw out her arms and cry aloud. "That is why," he went on, "I did vot feel justified in telling you— though you might, I should think, have seen —that I loved you." She went up to him and put her band upon his shoulder nnd tried to speak. "Well, what?" he asked. He was sub mitting dully to some blow which he caw, in her hardening eyes, was going to fall. "I"—she was forcing the words from her throat with a harsh, dry sound— "l married Capt. Whitcomb three weeks ago, because—l did not know." Farland turned away and drew a chair near to the fire. The movement was quite natural, quite free from any gesture of tragedy. He was too stunned to feel the pain at once. That ■would come afterward, and stay through many years. lie sat down in the chair and watched the flaming mesquite root. It was a little hard for him to draw his breath, and the pain was beginning now, too. Clare stood upon the other side of the hearth and looked dully ahead of her. Then she drew her hand slowly across her eyes. "I must go home," she said. Farland did not answer her, apd she went out and closed the door—Gwen dolen Overton, in San Francisco Argo naut. rigorei and Facta. Mrs. Baldwin (reading)—An emi nent scientist says that the common house fly can make GOO strokes with its wings In a second. Mr. Baldwin —Well, perhaps it can; but the pesky thing never does it when it has a chance to loaf around a man's bald spot and tickle him.—Chicago Evening News. Not True to Life. A visitor to the British museum re ports that he saw a countryman stand w Ing before the bust of a woman in a collection of statuary. The woman was represented in the act of coiling her hair, and, as the visitor came up, the countryman was saying to him self: "No, sir, that ain't true to Nature. She ain't got her mouth full of hair pins."—Tit-Bits. Sonplcion. "I really believe," said Mr. Meekton, "that I would like to be a chef." His wife dropped her knife and fork and frowned. "Leonidas," she exclaimed, severely, "I believe you have been reading some of those silly paragraphs about the way cooks browbeat the woman of the house." —Washington Star. The Summer Idyll. She lies beside a purling brook. As fair as any fairy; Beside her lies an open book, A novel light and airy; A flower lies In her hand—a rose That now is slowly dying. And at her feet—as you'd suppose— A nice young man is lying. —Town Topics. BY INSTANCE. Weary—Yessir, it's so blamed hot in Cuba, that oncet I wuz takin' a drink down dere, an', before I cud swaller, it had evaporated.—Collier's Weekly. A Compnrlnon. Man is like a watch, I've thought. Open-faced or otherwise; Hands e'er stretching up or down. Late or gaining, as time (lies; Loud or softly ticking on, Little Ills by experts spoken; Never slopping till the end, , Till the mainspring, Hope, is broken. —Puck. GLADSTONE IN PARLIAMENT. I'litll ihe 'llnir Came to Ad dress the llonae. Gladstone's manner in parliament is thus described by llenry \Y. Lucy, the stenographer who took down nearly every great speech tlie Grand Old Man made for the last 20 years: "The particular occasion referred to by Mr. Lucy was in 1973, when things were going wrong* The premier came in from behind the speaker's chair with hurried pace. As usual when con templating the delivery of an impor tant speech, he had a flower in his but ton-hole. and was dressed with un usual care. Striding swiftly past his colleagues on the treasury bench, he dropped into the seat kept \acant for him. Then, turning with a sudden bound of his whole body to the right, he entered into animated conversation with a colleague, his pale face work ing with excitement, his eyes glisten ing and his right hand vehemently beating the open palm of his left hand, as if he were literally pulverizing an adversary. Tossing himself back with ; equally rapid gesture, he lay passive | for the space of 80 seconds. Then, with another swift movement of the I body, he turned to the on ! his left, dashed his hand into his side j pocket as if he had suddenly become I conscious of a live coal secreted there, pulled out a letter, opened it with ' violent flick and earnestly discoursed thereon. "Rising presently to answer a ques tion put to him as first lord of the treasury, he instantly changed his whole bearing. His full, rich voice was attuned to a conversational tone. The intense, eager restlessness of manner had disappeared. lie spoke with ex ceeding deliberation, and with no other gesture than a slight outward wave of the right hand and a courteous bending of the body in recognition of his interlocutor. No matter how per turbed his manner before rising, once on his feet before the house, tnd his self-command was master of his ac tions; he became calm, dignified, state ly. But, warming to his work, the premier often proceeded through a series of gymnastic exercises that would have left an ordinary man of half his years pale and breathless. Sometimes with both hands raised rigid above his head; often wrtth left elbow leaning on the table, and right hand, with closed fist, shaken at the head of some inoffensive country gen tleman on the back benches opposite; anon standing half a 6tep from the table, with the lef* hand hanging at his side and the right uplifted io that he miplit with thumbnail lightly touch the shining top of hia head,he trampled his way through the arguments of his adversary as an elephant in an hour of aggravation rages through a jungle."—Chicago Chronicle. GAINS OF STREET PLAYERS. I.ota of Copper and Silver Coins Are Gathered In br Strolling Italian Musicians. When an Italian "goes broke," which Isn't very often, by the way, he does not run to the selectmen with a long tale of poverty and woe; neither does he land at the poorhouse and settle down for the rest of his days. Not at all. The unfortunate son of the land of sunny skies, penniless though he may be, always has three good stand bys which will put him on his feet and turn the tide his way—bananas, pea nuts and pianos. There are six street pianos in daily use in New Ilaven. Four of these are owned by no Italian saloonkeeper on Union street and the others by the in dividuals who operate them. The first mentioned rents pianos to his country men, who call for them every morning and return them at night. The men who drag the piano about the streets all day di'\*e their receipts with the owner every evening on returning. When the money taken in during the day is less than five dollars the trip is considered poor. On the other hand, receipts average about six or seven dol lars per day, and sometimes go as high as nine or ten dollars. Routes where this harvest is gathered are carefully watched and cultivated and kept as se cret as possible from competitors in the field. One of these pianos costs $250 in New- York, and they are made most sub stantially in order to stand the wear and tear of street service. The owners each year contract for a new "barrel" of tunes, ten in number, which is sup plied by the denier at a cost of $55. So, following the original investment, this is the only yearly expense. A bright Italian maid on Fair street told a Register reporter that she and her father "went out" occasionally, and nlways played to good houses, so to speak. The last trip they took was up the Ilousatonic valley, starting from Bridgeport and going as far as Pitts field, Miss. Then they crossed over to Albany and Troy, followed the Dud son down to the metropolis, and re turned home. She smiled when asked about the daily receipts, and was rath er noncommunicative, but finally ad mitted that she often gathered ten dol lars in her tambourine in one day, and "sometimes much mor?." Country cities, she says, always pay best, and summer resorts, where rich people spend their vacations, are cherished treasure spots.—New Haven (Conn.) Register. Distinctly Marked. "Were there any marks about him by wit - ') you would know him again?" asked .c policeman, who had arrived at the ycene too late to be of any serv ice. "Yes. sir," said the indignant young woman, whose pocketbook had been wrenched out of her hand by the dar ing scoundrel. "I left two long finger nail marks on his face. I'd know him all right enough."—Chicago Tribune. Now must wo sigh when daylight gfees. Now must we grieve when droops the rose; Too near the hour—aJj, sorrow's dole! When we must muse on high-priced coal. —Chicago Record. NO COPY AFTER ALt. (1) Explorer—Hullo, Pompey, foun tains in the desert ? There's something for my new book on Africa; looks like Trafalgar square!—(2) The fountain j —Ally Slower. No. 37 ' 1 HATS SHOULD BE WORN. • A Traveler In Chicago Declares Against Their Retsoral la J Any Public Elevator. "I fray, old chap, now don't be so' dummy as to take your hat off again,-' just because a woman comes into an elevator." The traveler had gathered in his, companion by the two lapels of his coat and was laying down the law to him in dead earnest. They had just emerged from one of the Stock Ex change elevators, out of which had stepped behind them one woman wear ing a standard gauge hat and a dozen men with their narrower heads-ear in hand. "Why, I thought it was the proper thing. Jack, to hold your hat in your hand when the gentler sex came into the elevator with you." "Not at all —an old-fashioned fad gone into the lumber room. Might just as well take your hat off in street cars or a railroad car. The rule isj no hats oIT on any movable platform or part thereof not especially re-< served for the entertainment of wom en." "Well, I'll be smashed; that's a new one on me. Jack." "Lots of good things are unknown, and new to you and to many others. Iti makes me fairly sizzle, though I sup pose every fellow has the right to do as he pleases with his chapean, to see so many men who don't know the dif ference between a dessert knife and & tuning fork grab their hats off their heads the moment a woman stepsinto' in elevator. Watch sharp and yon will always observe those fellows eying each other as if in distrust or seeking; approbation. It's gll wrong; infernal nonsense, downright toadyism to thej sex, and expected by no woman of common sense, much less by one customed to the ways of the proper world." "This is all news to me, Jack. 11l have to key the boys up to it, for most of them would take their hats off if they met a woman in a freight ele-; vator." ; "The more to their credit, for there; a woman might be in distress. It sim-; ply amounts' to this: An> elevator in a! hotel or public structure is for the public convenience, like a stairway or, a street car or auy other old thing of that sort. It is not a closed room. It is a movable platform. Now, it is not an invention of public convenience to be required to uncover your baldheadi to a draft in an elevator because a ; woman enters. What difference if anj elevator has a pagoda top? It is ini convenient, just the same. Imagine a lawyer with both arms full of "volumes of authorities, a physician with hi* surgical case and therapeutic para* phernalia filling both hands, a trav eler clutching two bags—what kind of, nonsensical manners is it that require*: them to drop their burdens a* soon asl behatted femininity come* into an: elevator, and devote their hands and! thoughts to keep their heads bare till; either they or the woman gets out.j Nothing in it. Never take your hat; off that way again, or Fll read you a lecture on the monkeyisms of man ners."—Chicago Chronicle. CHALLENGED THE PROFESSOR. A Berlin Student Who Falls <• Pass Examinations Desires to Flgkt with His Teacher. A new terror would be added to the life of the German professor if many people followed the example of a stu dent named Hans von Flemming, who has just appeared before the Berlin, courts to answer to a charge of chal lenging the president of the senate of, Berlin university to a duel. Herr von Flemming recently ap peared for examination before the law faculty in Berlin. At the oral exami nation he failed to satisfy the exami ners and was told he had failed. On hearing this he laughed derisively, gathered together his papers, and, without saluting his professors, walked out of the hall, noisily the door. The following day he called on Dr. Coing, the president of the senate, and asked his permission to address a' petition to the minister of justice to get his examination reheard. This Dr. Coing, in view of his rude behavior at the examination, refused to accord. Herr von Flemming denied that he had behaved rudely, to which Dr. Coing replied: "You can deny it a#much as. you like, but I tell you no well-bred man would have behaved as you did." This reply the Etudent regarded as an insult, and sent his cousin, an ofH cer, to demand its withdrawal. On this being refused he challenged Dr.' Coing to mortal combat. The latter* who taw that if he fought duels with: every student who failed in his ex amination he would have his hands full, promptly refused and informed the police. As a result Herr nans von Flemming will have four months of seclusion in a German fortress in which to medi tate over the inefficiency of dueling aa a means of acquiring a legal degree.— Berliner Tageblatt. Royal Colors. The sultan of Turkey is always seen attired in pale brown garments; the emperor of Austria affects gray. The German emperor has what may be called a loud taste in clothes, and is neTer so happy as when wearing the showiest of uniforms or hunting cos tumes. The czar of Russia, on the other hand, likes the simplest, darkest form of undress uniform. —Cincinnati Enquirer. Correct Again. Teacher —What were those great ditches around the castles called? Pupil—Moats. "Correct; e.nd why we-e they dug?" "Ter keep out bill collectors." —Up •• Da to. The Cxtreme Penalty. Lord Russell, of Killowen, years be fore he took sick, was sitting in court, when another barrister, leaning across the benches during the hearing of a trial for bigamy, whispered, "Russell, what's the extreme penalty for big amy?" "Two mothers-in-law," replied Rus sell, without hesitation. —-Tit-Bits. Cooling Him Off. He—l shall speak to your father to night. How had I better begin? She—By calling his attention to the statutes governing assault, mayhem, manslaughter and murder in the first degree. Papa is so impulsive, you know.—Judge. A Perfect Cnre. "I've cured my husband's insomnia." "How did it?" "Pretended I was sick, and the doc tor left medicine which Henry was to give me every half hour all nightlong." —Chicago Record. Some Logic In It. Edith—lt requires lots of courage fcr Laura to go away as an army nurse. May—Oh, I don't know. There are few men to be found anywhere else. — Philadelphia USJth. Ameri<&n>