VOL- Jvxxv 'TIS LABOR SAVEU TO WEAR TAN SHOES. The blacker your shoes the J&\ 'V more the y show.! (-f fcAA Tail fc k°2B save time, labor w t j&zjv^\ S'ld money, aud still look! C.V ii J r " ® ir cr.nnot he ' li cxc "H e d e-ther in price, quali- It v / Sco the handsome styles in V- f vesting fops. ~li T? tt '*! f We are ofiVing some jreac nS 3 t black Vt\ v A v?. 7iv "✓? "✓ i\ '/$ A FEW OF OUR BARGAINS. Men's fine black v<>y i' fine ores-; shoes 75c and many other l-w-rss. l ull stock of sole ■ ather and cnakt r- supplies of a!! kinds. H>j i' ton Stan*' wit'j four lasts each (. 4*o P ensiling promptly done Mail orders ;etc;7e prompt attention JOHN BICSvEL. BUTLER. PA. f \ HE 15 A WISE HAN jj f —WHO SKCUKFS I! IS CLOTHING FIIO.M = 1 S J. S. YOUNG, I \ THE HEftCHAJiT TAILOK, J I ? j d The jftfods, .style, fit and g>n«-ml make i S up of his suits \ TELL their own 51 OI\Y. i '* 'V. 'V •% i, *. '8 .'W* Spring STYLES Thre of a niad for Spring, two of a kind foi yr? %F»lr minimer- what l>ettei i.md would a man Wiiiii . .. . ' *.ill tin- tiin -.1 v —it \ / j i* »\ /• Vvjt in durability tl i- TiUti. lif>t. in price mi» JV-t /I i* // i\ nwi'li r;il<\ wlicrc il-1 ran you wet HU'li corii r pi I'J, v !V) // ft blnat li-ii- Voi. | V Q. F. KECK, \ I | ji'll i MERCHANT TAILOR, 142 North . v k St.. butler, Pa. The New Cambridge, fForrneriy New Cambridge House.) CAMBRIDGE SPRINGS, Whirh, after the fin* of a ) ear ago, in nou openefl in larger and hotter shape for the accomrnoda'ion of guests in search of health and pleasure, presents itself to its former Butler patrons as the most d'.-sirable hotel in which to locate when al Cambridge Springs. Pre,- Inis fo and from all trains awl springs. Public rooms *re of large sue aud well lighted, including office, dining room, tiatl. rooms, billiard room a.id Dowiing alley CharuV>erv witli private baths and toilets and everything tnat tends to make a home-like aud comfortable resort. T 'r.r rates apply to HAGGER7Y & WHITE, Proprietors, li Cambridge Springs. Pa- Pope F>ros, JEVVEbGPyS. We Will Save You Money On v Diamonds, Watches Clocks, Plaieware and Sterling Silver^ {Goods. ( Our Repair- Dcpa/tineTit takes ill .tl! kinds of Watches, Clocks aneforc paper ing t'.ie result will be very satisfactory. We are also headquarters for Moth Balls, Insect powder, Ifelliborc etc. REDICK & GROHMAN I*. r,yf £ o, , 10« NORTH MAIN ST. BUTLER. Subscribe~for~t!ie CITIZEN. - THE BUTLER CITIZEN. in Little la tru - of II P'lls. ! >r no medi • cine cr» r Coiita. . d >•") ~ie&i ct.ra in *o sirall «pace They tfe a modicli;' Hood's ! ehest, atways ready, al- trrr> E ] ■ wajs fttt-ient. always sat- i | j tsfact. ry; 'nt z co'A | 591 V or fever, cure all lfver ills, lick headache. Jaundice, constipation, etc. 25c. 1 The -ill. i*Ui W vafcs with Hood's S«r,ai>anlla | Thonsaniln ate Trying Tt. In ordf"* to prove «'i» great merit of j El 's Cream Brian, the u. -t »e'€cti"o enro , for C.aarrh and Cold in Head, we have pre- : pared a g. :i3rous trip.' siz; for 10 cents. . (its it of yr.rr drt:"fv-t or se;;d JO ents to ELY BROS., 5<5 V irr;u ft., K. Y. City I snCe'C'l from ca* —fc of me -.-orH e.isu 1 ev.r iiLco a lay, am' - r never u -p'''". for! cur--, but El.-'-i Creaia Balm -e<-nis do j eveu fL-t. ih ij tcijuain r.v s ha*e ' - 4 it with excellor.t ObiruAi". j 45 Warden Ave., Chicajro, 111. Ely'" rri.am oal-.i ic tho acknowledged J enr*- for cfitaivh •iti l contains no ctcainc, j mere :rv nor any injurious drug. Pri . i ti> cenrs At or by mu.L " VICTORy Always crowns our efforts to j -ecure l he handsomest and j most correct tiling in Men's ! Dress at all season's of the year. There's a fr*sb, bright ■-parkle 'if stv';' a'wilt our spring patterns, the kind that has snap and art in it We cater to !thc economical :nan because our, ciothis give a dollar of service tor every dollar paid. I/Ct lis show yon the kind of a we make for $25. ALAND, MAKKR OF aIEN'S LO CHF.S ! Pearson Mace's Livery Feed and Sale Stable Rear of Wick House, duties Fenn'a. The bwn f<»r |-.f.rzntf- I n* nt »•»ir r t triL. Hp "I tfl guaranty*!. Stabia IW»- C ~ , —~ " 'Z*u mi • ' a*, t >»t . I»".n dr. v r . nrid draft hort -s always on hand and tor anl« under a full and horses bought upon proper n< Uilra ion fr»y PtARoON B. NACE, Telethon". No. 210. y/WN/vi;. < D. L. CLEELAND. £ Jeweler arid Optician, £ ( 125 S. Main St., Butler, Pa. / A C. SELOMAN CJeiiter avenue, do fine work in out door Photographs. This is the time of year to have a picture ol your house. Give us a trial. for tb<- Jau.fietown slidi'itr Blind Co Nov; To-'k. P.. FISHKR & SON. GOOD FARM FOR SALE. The Ford farm in Donegal iwp., uear Millers'own is foi -ah I! contains about fso acres, is well watered and in good condition For terms inquire at his office L.C. WICK, DKAI.RR IN Rough t Worked Lumber OF at.i, Krvris. Doors, Sash, Blinds, Mouldings, Shingles and Lath Alvva/s in Stock. LIME. U\IR AND PLASTER Office opposite P. & W. Depot. BUTLER, PA, OIL MEAL |»Y'"l f»p Horses, ('<>ws Vhee, , Fowls el - . Health, strenmh aud nriKlin'tlve (Kiwcr to an I in.ll.s. Are you f»*» «l in t la* market. LINSEED OIL • ; ; -ad yrar-'in tl , ,p, liarn nr ft • Mewl paints ii i. • •11it fi' • i u-•'! rv - '.'.'i,i ; anil ..y. And th* humrr,lr.si of the rotr< ra i"*" with cus i' ali th« air. WUiw '■■■■ far. ?ter* ara tolllr.j In tht fl '.it so bilcht and ft!r. jun }>t> -nil the riiientii wheut field y.. the ir. r, ; ; :.rj tu.- . dr.> i» done, Happy hari.eters are wtndlng To their pcac-ful. quiet hOT/s. —M. Catherine Welser. In the MlnneepOila ilousek cptr. | The hero of a Flood j r-*s» I ACiv waa a boy who had turned up • I r'roiji nobody knew how l. r.d uo i-uy .iiicu where. it was known from thlugi- li** Lr;d dropped in eonversatlon that oe had come with m partj across the plains auti that in the cour," of the loii„. weary journey his jnot.'OT had uicd. it was * that iiis lather ir.ue. have cast off and for taken the boy us an undesirable bur den. All the summer he had been hanging about the <3illerer.t small ranches in the reighborhood, living Hi best he could by -Lut he received for cnores and odd jobs, and sWpirg In sheds or beside a »la< k of sweet alfalfa hay. but in V lor.-ly ( n'tforriia climate Jack, hjppy i:» the light-heartedncsH of bo. liood, thought il no hardship. Winter wa~- approaching, however, with its heavy rains and chilly nights. ■ ft was a bad job," said Martin one day, gazing -it the slight foundation of hi'" house. "I liadt't-ought fo built so near the canyon. But jjie land was so good f thought I'd save all I could of it for the fiult trees. Tlikt cornea of beiri' too savin'." "Sever rain.j," his wife, "we're j,oin to build better next spring." "Ves. Tt.'s beer, n good year, and I'm no end thankful for It. But [ must ea .' I wish we'd got through the rains aii t.afi I guess me an' Jacl.'ll bank up a good bit this week." The first rain bad come—not a very long or eohl one, as would be the case in the winter. .Tack still ijlcpt, in a shed and Mrs. Martin iyas troubled about it, but the tiny house seemed to afford no corner jipt already filled. bu siie *as "obliged to content herself with giving hlra such bedding as she could spare., and with Jack's laughing Qesuranoe: "it's good enongli for let ter folks 'n me." leisura WW emment works going on some miles distant above Mm—a reservoir being built to hold thb overflow of water with a view to storing it for irrigation qf tho lowftr lying laiida. In addition to the promise o* security to his house, it gave opportunity for getting work, of *v!iii'h many of the poorer ranchers were to avail. "I'd rather like you to st#y about v hile I'm goue, Jack," be said, and ihe hoy's heart swelled with pride as he added; "I want you to look after things I'm snre you'll do It good and faithful." Another long rain set In. Every day •lack banked up bis "good and faith ful" bust, but. the canyon slowly filb-d after the ftng summer drought, was each mornlrg dismayed at the inroads made by the water. "Jack." said Mrs. Murtln one morn ing, "I'm get tin' a little uneasy at the way things looks." "I'm feelin' that way myself," agreed Jock, who had just rome In with dis may In his heart from a look at things outside. "I've a great mind to go over to Neighbor Davidson's to ask if they won't let us with 'cm for n feTr dayp, till the next time Martin comes home. I has- to stay without him." "Couldn't I go?" asked Jack "Well, I'd rather ask It myself. Hut T don't ipritc know what to do about Kitty. It's too far to carry her —even. If you went to help mo." "Leave Kitty with me. ."he'll stay all rlfht —won't you, Kitty?" Kitty replied with a crow and a spring Into his outstretched arms. Thus encouraged, Mrs. Murtln soon after brPakfa-st took her departure, saying in anxious tones: "Watch them banks well. Jack. And I know you'll be real good and careful with Kitty. I'll be back early this even ing-" An hour lat?r Jack wished with all hts heart that Kitty was with her tt other, as he went out to resume the constant work of "banking up." At or.ee he saw that a ne\ f condition of things had set In. The house near the canyon stood on a kind of knoll, the ground on the land side of it sinking slightly. The water in the stream was higher that; he had before 'een it, and h- now noted with alarm that af a short distance nbovc the house gome of it had left the main channel, and, turning into the low, shifting sand». h.;d . lit between the house r.nd the bred, leaving 11 on an Island. Toward the close of the day lie saw that the flood hud spread on both :-;fdes <>f the canyon so as to entirely cover the roads which followed the stream. Kitty's mother would have to take a roifndabout toad through the eorrntrv oud could not possibly r'-uch home t'.iut uight Later he saw a furmer passing on the other side of the new channel. The man caught sight ot -k iiid hail d him: "You'd better get out of that." "Why?" shouted Jack. "Works above giving way. Been weakening for the lust 21 hours and lett'ng out the water. When they go the. 11 tarry everything before 'cm" What sl.ould he do? How could he best care for Kitty? "IT get the barn door arul float her over. The water ain't runnin' swift — yet. Then 111 carry her wherever her mother is. I can do It, if I stop to rest by the way. Jack worked as he had never worked before. The barn was a rude struc ture, but it required uiore than the strength of u boy easily to get the door of the hinges. He tugged and hammered until quite out of breath, but at length had the pleasure of see ing his frail bark moored as close to the door of the house as he could get it. "I'll move her out onto the porch while 1 fix things," h« decided. "Then, if thiutrs should go sudden, I could grab her." It was bard work getting the bulky SUTLER, THURSDAY, JULY 21, iSi)H ti 'r *hr n; th* narrow but i J •: a entoplioacd it takir_*oorn r more !, fT ♦inr.cfe i'. n'-e at the ulct little wi per a* )h ricklytsned I* otKer «tdng : h.i did so there came a rush and i a r«.ar, Tli- slight rnft tipped under . his feet and he was thrown over, re- j ceiving ; violent blow on the side of j the. hcLd the edge of a board. : lu mon:"nt lie was half -'unned. the ! _ne.\t a plung into tli*- water recalled \ his dizzy serines. With u desperate i gr; he clung to the raft as he was : lifted, whirled, bufTeted. swiftly car- i r!'d on. Before he had time to think j or utter n df>-;>airir.g cry ti»- was far I from the eottage and th>; precious i treasure he u-juld have guariled bo i carefully. It was two weeks before Jack opened his uves to a clear view of anything Mrs. Mnrtin was fitting beside him n:id he made a strong effort to ptraifhten out in his cor>fused mind th< vr.rion-: things suggested by the sight of her face. "Where's Kitty?" he at length asked. "Kitty's safe and well." "llow was itV" asked Jack, eagerly. "The house was carried avay." "Must 'a' H -*n when the raft got I away from me." commented Jack. "Or with mc. T cruess I onto it." "Yes. Tf you hadn't you wouldn't 'a' been here now. And far down tha • - 1 Tilt.Rr: CAME A RUSH ANU A ROAR. Htrearn the housv caught and stuck." "She eil alone in thetn waters —in tl»'.« nlglft—" said Jack, ready tears of woahncss coming to his eyes at the tiioU{,ht. • Yes— the 1-al.y i They nays the (food God' send;- his arrrets to guard 'cm. Jack, aud I'll always believe it. Well —just in the early niornin' —It had cleared up and the <' h no ore. ever would 'a' thought rt < ,ng rut there." or'»l ot un-Tin it was found plenty of room and comfort for Jack.- —San Francisco Examiner. A cottier filndnlnne Theory. The tender affection of Mrs. Olad fitone for the dead statesman was c'frfc-- acteri/ed by implicit faith and rev erent devotion. An English bishop was a guest at Hawarden castle and joined In a conversation with Mrs. Gladstone and others concerning the Armenian atrocities. "TV-re is one above who knows." piously concluded the bishop. "Yes," replied Mrs. Gladstone, "he'll be tiy> i-iin^Y'- upstairs washing liis bands just now." San Francisco Argonaut. A !*«w Title. A irreat popular preaciier of the late eighteenth and early nineteenth cen turies was William Huntington, S. 8. He explained hia title thus: "As I can not get D. D. for want of cash, Delther can M. A. for warit of learning; therefore I am compelled to fly for refuge to S. 8., by which 1 mean. 'Sin ner Saved.'" —Household Words. Like l.lithtulni(. A man waa praising his wife, as all men ought to do on proper occasions. "She's as womanly a woman as ever was," he said, "but she can hammer nails like lipiitning." "That's remark able," said n listener. "Yes, sir," said the first speaker. "You know light ning never strikes twice In the same place." —Youth's Companion. An ACretsttra. "I believe," said Willie Wishington, "that you don't like classical music." "I don't mind telling you," replied Miss Cayenne, "that that is a polite fic tion. I have to say that sometimes in order to avoid hearing it murdered."— Washington Star. FoolUh Fellow. Pie —Fiji going to turn down the gas and then kiss you. She—Oh, what made you tell me? I'm afraid 1 may wake papa up In try ing to get a\Vay from you.—Chicago Daily News. I'artlwlly llfttrnnl. Aigy—You say she only partially r»» turned your affection? Cinrer.ne —Yes; and that's what I'm kicking about. She returned all the love Utters, but retained all the jewel ry.—Judge. A Oar-Dldril ('orM»lii»*ile»e*. Bhn wnt H mess**© with her eye«— 'Tieus truly sweet, but, lo! To r<-a were two, by thf lummpr sea. I Just one umbrella, woulj do—ah. me! Now we are one ano«rd; but we'll do our best.'' "Cotild not tlje member l>e recon stituted?" I-asked Impressively. That Vnpcked the conceit out of ijm; he stared nt me helplessly. "Fill it with porwder or something," I e-xpfained. It took Mm five minutes' eelf-d'tecip litui to grasp the startling novelty, btf . he did, ami* under my direction, fllledc the third finger sbeafh plate pow der, whif'h I rammed honoeiwlth ipy pencil case. Then, producing a xiilnla tnre catllper, he took measurement*, and bigan to search his scintillating dock, displaying u reverent familiarity rnoet Impressive to behold. Clyopatra, how they davrzledl Pearls, rubies, em eralds, diamonds, oach challenging the admiration, bnt cl«eHing the desire b» ting forth the prioro. £4O, HSO, £ 100; it was a chermed place, where money lost it* every-day signifiednoe, for whaV man of spirit would be content torvffer tbe girl of his heart a thing costing a miserable tenner when closa beside it twinkled a rose diamond worth a wilder ness of "monlseys?" I pau perised, recollecting thart I hsd only *'7i available from the Derby butrdrej. "Now, sir, what do you think of this?" . asked the shopman parronleinglv, as he displayed an opart as the ahtffing suni»jht on a mifly rea. "It's ladyV sizo, of course she won't want wear It over 'er glove.'* "Are not opals unlucky?" said 1, en deavoring to decipher the price. "0, we don't hold with super stition,** replied the jpweWr, kiftily, "but they do say one will keep you from being poisoned.'' "Then I £hall leave It for the next rich widow," I answered. "Bufc what is tbe cost of thisr' I alluded to an emerald set amid pearls which I already saw glfttefing on the loveliest band in tire world. He ex tracted it with a silent respect he bor rowed fronf my eagerness, and made a mensurenient while I watcbeurage, and presently I began to think -t was not quite royal enough. Edging; ny way to Regent'a.park, I hunted out 1 I quiet spot and sat down to examine; it at leisure. It was glorious still, but lomehow not so gloriousaslcould have, aished, und I was actually questioning; Ihe wisdom of my choice when an ap proaching footfall made me olose the taae. It was light, though firm, and the: Everlasting flint would have worn well! fccneath It. Something, more of the, Intellect than of the sense, made in» *ook up, and I saw her. The sensation of being shot through, !he heart has not, I believe, received ad -1 fquate literary expression, those who Ixperiencejt being usually preoccupied ft the exact moment with other mat ters; but I think I know what it means. ' ihti stopped, uud we gazed at each oth ►r. She was In deep black, but the pal lor had gone from her oval cheeks. Hho made me a half-tentative bow*. I sprang lo tuy feet. "I'm so glajl to set J'OUj" I "be •au»e —i want to r« store «.cmeihicgyou forgot in the r»st-ursn! yeattr- a few weeks agv " "ll>w kir.d of iou: she said, coming near. "Ob, not at all." 1 replied; "but I, hop< you were not inconvenienced. I = hould have sent it, but I 1 didn't." I put my haud ii my b;ea*t po< ket hurriedly and extract, J my handker chief. which in tain brought to light a Fheaf of letters and memoranda I shook out at her feet like u skillful conjurer. Then pi tried tM other pocket, bt: vainly. "it's a glove," i *a'd, weakly, gathering up my belongings; "one of yours, don't you know." "I recollect'—l mif-»ed It," 6he said, coldly. "Hut the cab went so quickly," 1 pleaded; "ah, d<> sit down until I find it!" She did so. I wa.- in a gentle per spiration. "Pray do not take so much • rouble,*' sh« murmured, plaintively. "Hurrah. 1 have itl" I cried, aud I extracted the wi-p of s.i'k from my watch pocltet, where I had thrust it or. leavicg the shop. "So kind of you,'" she observed, tak ing it. Then the powder ran out over her dress. "Jlow stupid!" 1 gasped, completely " : .A "V.'UY?" SHE ANSWERED, QL'IBTLT. demoralized now, and, retaking the glove, 1 .shook it vigorously ui til 1 haC. ertated a miniature dust storm. She sneezed. I devoutly wished that the flying machine was on accomplished f ict, "'lt's ruined," I muttered, woefully, fjr It certainly pri-*#i tec! a pieba'd ap ps-n ranee. s>ht smiled. I m«.t down, say'cg, dea j erat-ely: "W'>uld you allow ir.e *o keep It—the thing is of no u-e now?" "Wby?" she answered, quietly; hut the voice w;u- loij. "To remind me cfthat happy lay," I ■replied, shyirtg. "li^ieed t ? I am glad that you think of It Trs a pieasaut one," she said, gra ciously. "'Mr. Tumbuil v.a-s declaiming : all the way back in the cab. lie seemed prejudiced against you." "lie may be dew ribed as a man who mean* well," I observed, severely. "I hope he wiid pomethi*i£» actionable." "Oi» u-ii- ~ 7 : changed his opinion lately." (That is ! the luiyjheon bill, thought I.) ' Your name happened to come up in conversa tion to-day. and "he •" She paused; a stnJder flame leaped id to her cheeks. "What did he say?" I demanded, try lag to look away. "He saitj you were an honorable man," she rep!fed, the point of her para sol tracing a lop-sided flsoscelea triangle in the dusit, "but—■" "Ah. there is iruch virtue In that 'but,' '" I observed, bitterly. "That you ought to settle down," ahe continued, tu&sinc her head and rising. "So I shafll" I cried; "but it depend? rtpon my lady. *1 have tier portrait here In this cose. She Ik the only girl I shall ever care fcrr in that way," i added, be cause a little qualification does tic harm at even the niOot exnlteo momenta. "By the way, she is an acquaintance of 'yours, too." And, pressing the spring. I banded the casket to her aa the lid flew back. She glanced at me. curiously, very pale"now. I, weak about the knees, watched a child trundle a hoop past os. She uttered a little cry that sank into a sobbing laugh. Then she 'sat datyn beside me and put. one of the hands I hope to hold when death beck ons ine down the last- dim turning of life's road into mine. "1 trust she will make you a good wife," she said, gravely. And— Well, surely, man born of woman can guess the rest. —Black and White. Thr Ulfrewnrr, Iti grand pa'a tlmo ho uklcl to drlvi* two oxpik largo aiiJ ptrong, And yet 'twas at n armii'a stow paeo thsy carted him along: But sines the fleets* cycle came with two small o»lve» one may Oo whirling througl tk« country lanoa a hundred nillca • —L. A. W. Bulletin. DUADVAXTAUBB OK lOIIU WUr/ ' v ? Muod—Ol Willie, don't yTHi Wish you'd bod more <4 those custards? Willie (between hia sobs) —I couldn't —I wasn't blr enouifhl —Moonshine. Xo llvMptlan at All. Mother —I gave each ofj'ou boys an apple. Charlie, you «aid you wouldn't eat. yours until after dinner, and yon, Jack, suid the same. Have you deceived me? Charlie — So, mother; we didn't eat our own appiea. 1 ate Jack's aud he ul« mine.—Sheffield Telegraph. Room for Uonbt. Experienced Servant Otntlcinm wanta to see you, air. Mr. Ricbiuann —Who is lie V Experienced Servant —1 c<*ildn't iind out, sir; but, judgln' i>y his clothes, he's either a beggar or a millionaire, sir.— Harlem Life. Wot Ktrkle nt All. Evelyn—Jack is so very flcklel Every one knows that three months ago he was madly in love with Dol'y Day dream, yet he has gone oIT now and married Jeanne de C-u»he. Tom—■ That isn't fickleness; It's pov erty.—Strawy dVojits. DANCED WITH THE INDIANS. Hon a Valnaklr Hiiibt w t Ua> lor a RlUlnm4 \\ •• .ttvurrd from tha Apnt-Ues. In le!*s the Gla Valley, Globe &. North ern hail way eompaDV obtained from i Washington tbe franchise for a ro.id wirougb the reservation, subject to tha approval of the Ti;is proposed iiue is to run from Geroniino to Globe, a distance of CO nilict, u:.d is to bo prac tically an extension of the <>."> miles of road that connect Ccrunimo with the Pacific station at Bowie. A largo area of mineral r.nd cool laud Is to be opened up bv the new line. Slree cong r es.= granted *he conditional franchise agents have been at work among the Indiars, but arbisrarv re- 1 fu c al was given until the general coun cil wns called.at SanCsilos. F'tlly I,s'Xt Apaches were present, and the enter tainment of them was the first item of cost in the railroad construction ac count. V feast nnd council was pro | posed. 3nd invitations were «ent br means of runr.en- to all parts of the In dian domain. There were Indians who had burned, slain and tortured just out of natural depravity dancing about on the same floor with capitalists from Chicago and Pan Francisco, soldiers, ladies, frontier men, miners and a couple of globe trot ters Everyone had to dance. The eti quette was explained to all. and It was made evident that if they chose to be present and take part they must ob serve all the demands of the occasion, for a refusal miirht Imperil the lives of all. The dance was accordingly very democratic. Whoever the Indians asked to dance with them responded with a similar absent. On the following day a solemn confer ence was held at which the valuable right of way was obtained from the In diana on favorable terms. T AMERICA'S NEW WAR PHRASE. "Twenty Minute* tot Breakfast" May Yet Rank nltb other His toric Word*. Not one of all the tribe qf rallwny porters who ever shouted "Twenty minutes for breakfast!" into the rear door of a Pullman sleeping car ever expected iliot his cr„\ should be repeat ed on the deck of a wurship in action. But, says the Colorado Springs Gazette, that is what stem* to have actually he.p pei ed in the record-bee* king Rattle of Manila. At the time when the fight was tfco hottest, when the Hpnnish ships were yet undestroyed ar.d tne batteries or. shore were still alive, the American ships cea«etl tiring M'd withdrew. The first, reports had it that, it ass for the purpose of retiring the ships, to hold a council of war and to land the wound ed from the American ships. The lat ter report states the with Anglo- Saxon frankness—lt wa» to give the men a ch'tne- to get something to eat- So a new war cry has been added to American history, and alongside of Lawrence's "Don't g ! ve up the ship!" ar.d Perry's "'We huvo met the enemy and they arc onrsl" will live Dewey's "Twenty minutes for breakfast!" It is u great commander, a jonmnmder of bat" whose issue was still undecided, could remember that lighting is hungTV work and that men are strongest and mout intelligent when fed". Tory records th ; Alley 'L.' You won't have to walk more than a couple of blocks either • way." ' Oh, yes, I will," replied the other, t wearily. "I'll walk all the way." "What do you mean? Why all the [ way?" , "I a(fi broke and out of -a job, and i I haven't any money for street oar fa re." ' Well, I'll stake you to car fare," said one of the .fortunate*. ' "Much obliged," replied the other, - "but I guess I won't let you do tha/t. I'm broke all right, and tired and hun ' gr>. too. but I'd walk from here to Shii , Francisco beftrro I'd take a cent of charity from auyl>ody. I'm going to walk out to Sixty-first street for a job, und if there's a Job there I'm going to get it." "Well, you can kick me," said one of the fortunate two to the other, "if that isn't, more uerve than I've seen ir. a long while. I hope that fellow will get thut job." Tetephoae Utrln t» franoe. The manager* o! the telephone com pany op';rntin,f 'he system at Versailles, France, hold that the expression "Ilellol" used in response to a call is impolite. The operators have been in structed to ask the subscriber who riugs tip the central office: "What do you want*" rirtng a linilet Thron«rh Uiaas. A musket ball may bt llred through a piuie of glass, making a bole the slxe of the ball wltlinnt cranking the glass; if the gltu-s be suspended by a thread It will make no difference and 'the thread will'not even vibrate. IT a* Ueari If Before. Be cxviveti how«> «ut fhr»« IU. aud i told hia wife that be ha'l bean ait ting op with a sick friend, t "Do you expect me to (believe site inquired. "I>> you think I would tell you a bar-faced lie?" he asked, with su in i jtired air. (, ®ot," said she, "That one la ao old it has whiskers." —X. Y. t f Sinnrt Beyond Mis Yearn. 1 A teacher asked a little boy to spell t "nsponrlbllity," which he did. i f "Now, Tommy," said the teacher, "can you tell me tho meaning of that | big word ?" "Vis mum," answered Tommy. "IJ I ' hail only buttons on mfr trousers, utul two cajne off, all the reapouhibiilty . would hung on the other two."—Uv -1 Bits. » I AH Snre of It. "I've u great story to tell you boys," sn.ii! a nmn to « group at tin city hull. I "1 don't think any of you ever henrd me tell it before*" u "IT it a really fr"<>d ine?" naked one ' of the party, doubtfully. "It certainly Is." ! "Tlien you never told it before," echoed ihe crowd. —Philadelphia Call. No. liS u A WOMAN'S TACT. Skr Drew a. I'air of Opera Qlaasea on| the tonrl nnd Uot lata Trouble. A Detroit lady once bad an experience out iu western Kansas that she will never forget. Justur'ter her wedding j trip her 1. u.-band was called to that sec-j j tiou oii bu.-ine.ss, and they decided, lika ! sensible people, that both should go. J Out oi spite, a typical real estate shark of those cays had the husband arrested bceuuse he declined to stand quietly by and see himself swindled. The prisoner was taken before a jua? tlce of the peace who knew a good deal more aboo f the reports of a six-shooter ' than those of the supreme court, am] who coukl have drained the fountain knowledge had he drank us copiously there £« at some ether places. Tha ancrry bride Insisted upon attendingthq 1 trial, and in the midst of it she so far; i forgot herself as to level a pair of opera glasses upon the court, whose big heafl bore striking resemblance to a brush, heap. It was a new one on the justice nml too aruch for him. He swiftly ducked under the table and "Deputy, disarm that woman." After j getting the drop on her the officer so; ; cured the glasses and'laid them ginger-' i ly before the court, who promptly; 1 roared that the woman was fined SI,OOO for contempts But she did not lose her head. AsK ing tho right to f peak for herself, she went to the "bench," explained thtt glasses, hail the justice look out over the plains vsitl. them and then, after a few pretty words of apology, gave them to i.un. He hit the table a mighty blow to reconvene court, opened the drawer which contained his personal arsenal, and fined the prosecuting witness $25 "fur Insnltin' a visitiu' lady and gent in contrariety ter law and eterket." ONE OFFICIAL FAVOR. That Wan AH Mr*. Cleveland Aafcad at Her Hn«band Darin* His White House Dart. All during Mr. Cleveland's two terms as president. Mrs. Cleveland's mostla 1 ' tirnate asoeiates were those whom she knew before marriage, says a writer in the June Ladies' Horns Journal. One of them was the wife of a cleric in the treasury department, who lived in one of the most modest little homes in Washington's most unfashionable dis trict. This made no difference to Mrs. * Cleveland. Often the white bouse car riage colled to "pick up" the friend for a d rive. Another of her intimate friends in Washington was a young woman who taught music to support herself. Mrs. Cleveland obtained many pupils for her. Another was the wife of a strug gling lawyer, and eaah week a bouquet of white house flower» came to cheer the home of the friend of schoolgirl days. A fourth was the teacher of S small kindergarten, who, when the Cleveland children reached a suitable agi\ transferred her school to the white house, and the children and grandchil dren of the cabinet members, and of the families of Mrs. Cleveland's friends; and otf the friends of the president, ber fiwnfl.Ar.. Pi'p% a y V t^iiwiE appointment, to office of the husband of her college roommate. "Jteered Him Wron*. "Heard a good one when I waa in SU Louis," relate® Ihefat 4rummenwith a penchni-t for story teiyiiig. "You know that the St- Louis line failed soir.e time ago and many of its assets were, sold at auction J Among them was the magnificent locfting water pitcher that the people of Button Rouge had pre sented for use on the boat named after that city. The story i<>ld among a few of his acquain' ance* by an old river pilot was that 168 citizens of the town contributed a silver dollar-each, that these coins wore melted down and out of the material the pitcher >wis made. It bore approjr iate> ij scriptione apcl had some audi: jnal value becauae of its association^.. "Those who had been*posted by the old pilot kept, quiet and at the sale werti on the lookout for the pitcher. It was run up to £49 and knocked down to a friend of mine." "Made a good thing of it, didn't be?" "1 should say not. There wasn i a grain of anything but. pewter in .he pitcher and now my friend i» impa tiently camping cm the trail of the old pilot." When Wellington Wn» Mad. Czar Nicholas* visit to Wiudsor In 1R44 afforded Murray an opportunity, to be present at one of the few ooc»t sions when the Juke o» Wellington lost coutioi of himself. He did it at a re* view before the queen, her imperial guest and the royal family, when, con trary to his orders, issued for th» qucen% convenience, the guns were fired. The hero of a hundred fight® stormed in "a nott violent matujw." When the prince tried to pacify him by saying it was doubtless a mistake he replied: "It is very gaod of your roynl highness to excuse it. but there should be no mistakes; military orders should be punctually obeyed, end so long as I command the army they shall bo obeyed!" The emperor waa astonished, and tho suites looked ateach other with blank faces, while the artillery wn» or dered off the maneuvering ground. Sacred I'lnnt. The plant known as vervain, which ie not distinguished for its beauty, and which grows nowndays utterly dlsrei gardsd, WHS so sacred to the Druids that thej only gathered it for their divlna tloAih when the great dog star arose, in order that neither sun nor moon should ■ee the deed. No lionK Sermons. Court chaplains, when they pre*ch before the German emperor, must con dense the sermons so that they c»n be deMvered in 15 minutes. A I'lne l>lt of Mrehaalaas. Silas —Wonderful the way they im prove on engines! Hainan thy—Wot now, 81? I BIIhc —lierrf is a paper that tells how even the government in New York Id run by machine. —N. Y. Journal. ■ flu Sole C»«nplala«. r "I hear that Dornick died suddenly out in Arizona." "That is true." "What was hU complaint?" •'Ho complained that the boys didn't rive liiiu a fair trial."—Town Topics. * i I U vi 'i Y nurif Drtna, Young Man (gazing dreamily at tfc* , candy case lu a fancy grocery store)-- | —l wish to get soiiiothing real nloo for a —a young lady, but I hardly know what to bclcct. Grocer (briskly)— Very young? : Young UMan —'IViut 17—still going to I bosrd'.ng school. Grocer —Yes, sir. John! show this gentleman to the pickle counter.— Weekly. >, 1 1 to Impossible. ; I>ough memory recalls alt thtjssa, ' our Krlefs ami pU-ajAires spent. It nev«r can t>r-'wr b««k to ua Tne money liavs teat. •