VOL.* xxxv 'TIS LABOR SAVED TO WEAR TAN SHOES. '/Z The blacker your shoes the v[ 4 \|Vk more dust they will show. shoes save time, labor an< * 9t iH I°°^ ff'l better. Our stock cannot be I |W either in price, quali- I v / See the handsome styles in ' k; 1 'jfc fine vesting tops. jj l 4lr' * *"* I /j >£ 77e are offering some great A FEW OF OUR BARGAINS. Men's fine black lici Kid shoes f 1.05 Ladies' fine patent leather sandals 5. c Men's fine russett vici Kid shoe?... 105 Ladies' fine serge flippers 25c La/lies' fine russctt shoes 1.00 Children's fine slippers 25c ; Ladles' fine Dorgola shoes 1.00 Boys' fine dress shoes 75c ■ and many other bargains. I'uli stock of sole ieather and shoemakers supplies of all ; kinds, High iron stands with four lasts each Repairing promptly Hone. ; Mail orci-.-rs receive prompt attention. JOHN BICKEL. BUTLER, PA. I tßmoz.-'*- * HE IS A WISH HAN < I ' ■ * —who sixt kivs ins (;ix)Tui.\(; ikom— # * I 1 I J. S. YOUNG, { Till; MEKCHAXT TAILOR, j| |[ J | J| Tlx- Kfxxls, style, tit unci g«;»«;r;il make J j j| up of his .suits \ ! !; TELL their own J Spring STYLES SumiiJvr wJj.'ii trf*ttf.*r hand would i man want jJ3 fn ft'»hint' Tjicy at«r ail of a kind IN t 1 J /T V/ 'LTlIV V'" V ' r r"r \ /J " T\ -8/\ * a »" / 1. !• prl< »• mo* / . FV] / J ' FC\ /, ■FT NVXI< rat". WII«T*M-N« • ■an yo» I >nrh com • />/ Is* K la?) / J ! m blriation-) You do p« -Mlicm of a !•'. KK('K, tin j . /'/ U; 7 I M bailor NV«- liav<- a large ->ortm<*Jit of spring ' *£-£/ 1 JI f*tyi« », tin* I ;tt• -L j#:«tt«-rt»> and to suit v< r / > f—3 | W I'or a nun «.*;•' and examine our large jy \ ** (~J i« •* U of spring Hen er bcr the plan*. hi \lfPf ml G. F. KECK, ili\ I I 11/(I I MERCHANT TAILOR. U2 North i) & M a j n §t., Butler. Pa. The New Cambridge, (Formerly New Cambridge House.; CAMBRIDGE SPRINGS, PA., Which, after the disabtrous fire of a year aj;o, in now opened in larger and better shape for the accommodation of guests in search of Health and pleasure, presents itself to its former Uutler patrons as the most desirable hotel in whicl' to locate when at Cambridge Springs, l'ree bus to and from all trains and springs. Public rooms arc of large size and well lighU-d, including office, dining room, bath rooms, billiard room a.id i>owling alley. Chambers with private baths and toilets and everything that tends to make a home-like and comfortable resort, ''or rat'-« apply to HA6GERTY & WHITE, Proprietors. $ Cambridge Springs, Pa. Pape s r °s, JEWEMSRS. We Will Save You Money Ori I Diamonds, Watches Clocks, { Plateware and Sterling Silver^ (Goods. Our Repair Department takes in ail kinds of Watches, Clocks and Jewelry, etc 122 S. Main St. Old gold and silver taken the same as cash. House Cleaning Time is line and the War against Bugs, Moths etc., is on Wt have prepared a Du* Killer for the extermination of the:« peots, let us suggest that if this be mixed with the paste before papering the result will !>e very satisfactory. We are ahw headquarters for Moth Halls, Insect powder, Hellibore etc. REDICK & (IRQ IT MAN ion NORTH MAIN ST. BUTLER. Subscribe for the CITIZEN. _. T „ E BUTLER CITIZEN. Biliousness Is caused by torp'i hieh tlon and perm.'- • ' - 1 '■ nBBBtMd putrlfy in i tne stomach. i'ucU I'jUCW dizziness, headache, .Hood's ' Instiiiiita, ctrv s- » a _ f. not relievi l. s .s lever JKjU _B B ,' or hlood i«i- 1i... u's S™' S fe Jj ' • Pills itiinulate the "Unriach, . ! rouse l , liver, cur ' i-ada.h-. dizzines? Crt • , »tipati';a. ft.- t~ - •!•' I.v drus-->-» i lue ill PiliS i-h ii'*-■ . s aarsapari^J TliO'isand* are Trying It. In ord»r to prove the great merit of Ely's Cream Bi.rn. the not effective ere for Catarrh ai d Odd in lie. d, we fctv# pre par d a generous trial size for in cen-s. Get it of yo r-.nggi-t r send 10 cents to ELY LUOS., r>G Warren St.. N Y. City I suffered ;rom catarrh of the won't kind ever since .. boy. an 1 I never hoped for cure, but Ely S Cieara Halm ?-eei.js TO du j tven that Many acquaintances have usat! it with excellent results.- Obcar ' 45 Warren Ave., Chicago, 111. Ely's Cream Balm is the acknowledged cure for catarrh and contains no cocaine, mercury nor any injurious drug. Pri c. 60 cents. At druggists or by mail. VICTORV Always crowns our efforts to secure the handsomest and most correct thing in Men's Dress at all season's of the year. There's a fresh, bright sparkle of style about our spring patterns, the kind that has snap and art in it. We cater to {the economical man because our, clothes give A Jol'ar of service foi h ' every dollar paid. Let us show you the kind of a suit we make for 525. ALAND, MAKER OF MEN'S CLOTHES Pearson B. Nace's Livery Feed and Sale Stable P.tfar of Wick House, Butier, Penn'a. The best of hor->e& and fir ? class al ways on JIM rid and foi hire. Kent accommodation* ixi town lor perma nent l>oardini? anc' :rad«-. Six-ri al rare ftuarant< « d. Stable Boom For 65 Horses. A - '«i > —UL wtfw*. f*nh nntl -nnrtt). • uy.. ;n - an' .-i.» f..r uud'-r a full ifand LI r. ->es SXIUKIII. ii[xm proper iiotlflcation by PEARSON B. NACE, Telephone. No. 2li). L C. WICK, Rough $ Worked Lumber OF AX.I# KINDS. Doors, Sash, Blinds, Mouldings, Shingles and Lath Always in Stock. LIME. HUtf AND PLASTER Office opjAjbite I\ & VV. l>epot. BUTLER, PA, T D. L. GLEELAND, % / Jeweler and Optician, K 5 125 S. Main St., S \ Butler, Pa. C. SELIGMAN &. SON jailoSS^ No. 416 W. Jefferson St., Butler, Pa. A line of lat<**t ForHfrn and jK»mesUe Suiting always in Mtock. Fit, Myle and Work man hip guaranteed to fclve satisfaction. PRICES REASONABLE. anw 18 TH£ T|WE T0 HAVE nun Your CTI <> t! i i i~|_ CLEANED or DYED If you want good and reliable cleaning or dyeing done, there is just one place in town where you can get it, and that is at 111 Willi 9!! Wilis ',21 *3 (Jentcr avenue. XfJ'trr. We do fine work in out door Photographs. This is the time of year to have a picture ot your house. Give us a trial. Agent for the .Jiimentown Sli'liwr Blind (Jo.—Now York. E. FISHER & SON. OIL MEAL »" F»r«d for Horse*, «'«>ws, Kheep. Ilosg, Fowh ••!-« . Health, strength and nroflurtlve Jm>w«t to animals Are you < din# H - \vnrn i.kah LI IIOLLU UIU m ;i| . , j; llri , , |l^t fol . year* on house, barn or fence Mixed paints are doubtful ijuallty: some tfood and v>rne very bad. Write for our circular. For pun- Mnseed oil or uu*al, and white 1.-ail. ask for Tl.< -r.»i»son ..r address manufacturer THOMPSON AO., I.'i W Diamond street Allegheny. I'a. GOOD FARM FOR SALE. Tl: 1 o»d tail.: i ill li K i iwj; t!< nr MillcrstOAU is for sale. It contains about 150 acres, is well watered and iu good condition For terms inquire at liis oiiicc BUTLER. PA., THURSDAY. .jIXK 3< >• WHEN PAfA WAS A LITTLE tsOY. i " V."h»-n i-apa was a little boy You really couldn't find la ail Uio =;*;« ot A child so quick to mind. | H!f m-'th'tr never rslled but or.ce. And Pa was alway- there; i He re.-, r read* the baby c rj;. Or pulled hid Ulster's hair. "He ne\ er slid down banisters. Or made the slightest noise: I And never In Ida life v. aa knorr. To f.ght with other boys. H>? always sti:d!ed hard at school. And got his lessons right: ' And chopping wjed and milking cows vVer= papa 'r chief delight i " He always rjtQ at six o'clock Ar.d went to bed at eight. And never lay ated till noon And never sat up late. He finished Latin, French ar.d Greek When he waj ten years old. And th* Spanish alphabet A 9 soon as he was told. Hu never grumbled when ho had To So tlx moist ehor«. And ne'e.- in all his It? forjrot J To shut the stable doors. Ho never, never thought of piay t-'ctil hid work was done. He labored hard frim break of day Until the e*'. of sun '* He never scraped his muddy shoes Upon the parlor floor. And never answered back his ma, And never banged the door Hut truly, I could never see," Kid little Dick Malley, •• How he coold never io these thlnps, „ _ really a hoy." 1 —Georglna BlUinga, in Youth's Companion. i | indiati iKod« or «• 1 ] * * Burning Bear. | i I By Martin Hunter. V IN* DESCRIBING the manner of taking j some of the iur-bearing animals of the Hudson Bay territory, the bear comes firfct by its coat being earliest prime of all other animals of the nort h country. The Indians, who, since the finishing of their last year's hunt in June have be come tired of a fish diet, are anxiously looking forward to the 25th of Septem ber. On and after this date the bear skins have a market ralue with the company, u:id the ludjans go into berrj' patchrs ai.d awarnps in quest of bruin, who has for the post six weeks been fat tening undistui-bcd. Considerable bravery -Is rfhowoby the Indian in huatin tv.o lakes. It is the spaiv.if: r j,"/~ouiid of corp. Here along the bank a well-trodden bear path. Fish-nf bears have frequented this trial for ye.irs. liere he builds au obstruction m tvro n'des out from the tnir.k of a ! ;ge ' pruce for u distance of fonr foet; t:ie opetiing in front is about 20 inches wide. A tempting bait is place-i o- forked stick at the back of the ! el* • • re i car the base of the tree. lie next cuts a "vund. young bireh ccren or eirrht '■ et long, diameter at siv>aH end fl-c ii'-h-s, and six or seven at the thicltes* en;, I TIIH lION3TER FELL, ferenf points, and now, according to the signs, it is time he visits the trap we saw hiin set. He emerges from tho forest on a sntull Will overlooking tho trtiphouae. One look, he seen the ■?rag log Is off. Tom tip trrotitd -d bitten wid branches mark clearly the way the beast hav gone. Wa-Sa-Kejic rams a bullet into bis pun and follows the signs. With a 20-pound trap mid a drag log almost as heavy as a man can carry, it Is a marvel how far u bear will travel after being caught. But in this case bruin is dot far off; an obstruction of some considerable strength has caught the drag, and ns lie hears tho approach of the hunter he rattles hia chain and lets out a defiant growl. Wn-Sa-Kejlc 'lrawa nearer mid sees be is well caught—i. e.. high up t lie fore leg. lie la unable to amved rtie paunch and entrails to lighten his load. The trap was reset, and the successful hunter made bis way to the cunoc and thou to his cainp to bring smiles and laugh rcr to his wife and family. Some of the poorer Indians who do not : h steel trups and are too la/y to make deadfalls, sometimes set suares |a tlx; bear roads, but this mode of hunting is not successful as a rule. — N. Y. Ledger. Au Inconvenient Hon*. Ju'.uvii l'ayrt r -s ails that, when young and ronnantie, h«- ngieed with a friend to ascend Helvellyn from Tblrlmere to t»et- the sun rise. The guide (railed them, as it seemed to Mr. l'ayn, in the middle of the night, and lie quite agreed with his friend when the latter per suasively asked the guide, who was ex patiuting on the beauties of the dawn: "Don't you think that the sunset would be almost as >«eautiful?" This recalls the undergraduate who, when,rebuked by the dean of the college for not com ing to morning cb»[ 1, replied: "But seven o'clock is t.uch an inconvenient hour, sir. 1/ It were four, or even five, one could sit up fbr It."—San Fran ;lsoo Argoiithrt. Still Il«-i»l.v In (.<>>•. "I never knew a honeymoon to lust fie long as the Browns'." "What makes you think it has lasted ?" "Why, I go downtown with Brown every morning unci tie hasn't yet reached the point where he forgets to mail his wife's letters the very first thing."—Chicago J'o*t. Quite A mil li< r Ualter. Mrs. tiadw.'iy -Going shopping, dear? Mrs. I'uilbury—No; I'm going down here tl«»n' I»ji rcii (it I U Ifltlon. "Booby asked m<: what a philosopher won." "Wlm* did yon tell him'/" "I V>W Kirn a philosopher was a per son who could trump rpdozi ns of good reasons why other people ought to be perfectly f.atistlcd with their lot In life." l'uck. Keitesnretl. Biie —Why did you e';irt so? Be -Old I undcrsf-ni yoil to suy that your father Is failing? She —Physically, I mean. He (settling back)--Oh, all right! 1 was afraid It iva-i something serious.— Up- to-Dnte. KnvtAiia C<»in«»»«*«!. "He proposed tu her by letter, and she accepted him by postal curd." "By postal card!" "Yes. She was so tickled she wanted even Die postal clerk to know that she had caught him."- ' hiengo J'ost. A lVanaforiiiiHion Kccur. Shawpwon~-Did ) u • ver see Hurry Steddylieau nml his giil do the parlor transformation trick? Slocuiri —No; what Is the nature of the trick? Shawpwon—Oh, they change an easy chair into a spoonholder.—L'p-to-Dute. He Mcunt ItiiKlfica*. Father —You've been calling on my daughter rather frequently of late. Are your intentions serious? Youth—Yc.', indeed; I'm trying to persuade her to buy 'he make ot wheel I rim atrent for. —N. V. Truth. A INior v.annoluliou. The v. I rd Is often at licr Hung Thai .-ihc'a not made tn beauty's mold; Though she will a' > r hi pretty, youn*. Yet fj on slio will be pretty old. —U»-to-Oate. THE OLD CARRYALL. Jl'a ti^_>no in the dark of tho v acroc ■bed, Where the sptJer ■» bs swin« iron-, tiio b£&ms overhead, And tho sun elltln' in the dirt and the mold Of the winder's dlrr. ran«, with geld. Ifs eurtai.-.s are tatt r. !tj cushions are w' tn'ntl wanders beck to that first happy ride When p!.e sat bea'Jo r..e—my beauty .nd bride. Ah, then Wt-re the days when the village was new, Ar.d folks took t!r.ie to live, as Ged meant 'em to do; And there's niar.y a IIUSK. . HAD •juiltln' and ball That Wt drove to and 1 i the oi l carry all. And h .ro ::i the paint are the i.,;.rkj of th(l fee! Where a littk- form llrr-.bcd tr the hlgh fashloned seat, Ar.d soft, baby fingers ti.i-m curtains ha.o swung. And a curty head's rcsUed the cushions among. And then •■omi i the gioom of thftt black, b t ter day When "Thy will be d ■■■'■ ' looked so wicked to say As we drove to the grave, while the rain seemed to fall Like the tears of the sky on the old carry all. And so It ha* served us through sunshine and cloud. Through fun'rala and -veddln's. from bride wreath to shroud; It's old and It's rusty, it's shaky and lame. But I love every J'tnt of Its rickety frame And It's restln" at last, for It's race has been run. It's lived out its life, and Its work has done. And I hope, in my soul, at the last trumpet call I'll have done mine a? well ai the old carry all. — JOG Lincoln, in I- A. W Bulletin. iVfYiJtViV;' iit fVrt • ir'«« JiVumVrc^. | Dwree H'-noiim. | ftp.} Charactero; Violet Thornton, aged 12; Charles Thornton, merchant, her father; "Mrs. Smith," keeper of a flower stall; iir«. Smith's Assistant, eti* Scene; A London paik, wlt.i Mrs. Smith's totoll JUSt uUujl to. VIOLFT (brightlvj—lio.>d morning, Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith —Good morning, little m'.afcie. What is It io-Jay? Violet—o, it must be something very, ry pretty, Mrs. Smith—ever so pret ty'—becauae it'a my daddy'a birthday, you know. Mrs. Smith (starting')— Birthday? Violet (laughing) Why net? Mrs. Smith (smiling feebly) —-Of course, my dear, why not? It ee caned strange becausel was just thinking that it was the blrthdi-y of some ose I knew a lonjf time —all, my dear, such a long time—ago. Violet (hesitating)- And did did anything happen? Mrs. Smith (bu«;lng h-ertelf with her flowers) —Yes, yes, deari •■, uotne thing happened. Somethlt.g very dreadful happened. Violet (sympathetically)— Was that wfhen you were better < t¥, us you told me the other day? ninny ways—if I had known. Violet (Inclined to cry)— Poor Mrs. Smith! Mrs. Smith (turns round to dip into abigbar.lt<-t and furtively wi j ■. her eye ;) —Come, come, miseie, 1 mustn't make you dorvvnheurted—on. your father's birthday, too! Whatever would lie THEY I»OKKD GRAVELY AT EACH OTHER think of mo? Things aren't so bad, after all. Violet (consolingly)— You have a very nice stall, haven't jouV Mrs. Smith (cheerfully)- Yes, dear; and a good girl to help me. (Smiling) And a very nice customer this lust mouth, since you oaroe here. Violet —O, ltV daddy that's so good to gir<- me money to buy lots of flowers. (Proudly) Anything that I want he give* me. Mrs. Smith- And so >ou are g-ring to give him some of my iiowers l Well, I must find some very nice once. Violet (excitedly)—No, the flowers are for me. I've bought a pipe for him. Such a lovely pipe, with a ballet girl, or angel, or something, for the bowl. Two pounds It ws Nur went with me to buy It. Don't you think It ought to be good for that? But perhaps yon didn't ever know anyone who smoked me erf* 1 bin iin pipes*? And Mr*. Smith (sighing! One I did, d(*r; V»» ths' "" imc ago, too. Violet—Vow I •wont ii • > ir.i'h of thiise lovely whlt«- llowers- nurcia l, aren't they? a slillllng's worth and can you fasten tin in on the left side of my belt, Just Iters? (I'olnt<-.) Mrs. Smith (tis-inbll; g) There — then-! Why? Violet (smllitig)— Do you fhtnlf It o queer place? Mrs. Smith (aglU/led)—I—O I don't know—yea, rnthcr, iny dear. 1 I once knew some one who need to wvar flow ers there. , Violet (clajmlng Iter Juinds)- -llow fumivl So dltf daddy. Mrs. Smith - But the-- the lady I knew used to wear them with apeculior mean ing. Violet—So did my dear momma. Itoit she died ever so long ago. I don't think I remetnUr her properly. Mrs. Smith—Your mother? Violet—Yen. You know dnddy wasn't always rich; and mamma's people wouldn't let her marry him at first, or talk to him, or anything. But when ,lie wuh likely to sre> her, she used to wear s. i' i'irnton ..- daddy's iname, and mine— Mrs. Smith (falling back In her chair uml hohliug her side) Mytiod! (Iter assistant runs forward and supporta her ) dear r.. , i»V the—t>e wcuthv*r- or something (Orndually re covers.) A'-'-'a r, (bustling a boot notseless. Ij - ) —had trouble, mits, and it a; -, v.- • her to talk about su<*h thir.g r>on't >-a\ ro more'an you can help. V. :-! (rep.>orsefnl!y)—l am so eorry, Mrs. Smith. Shall I n.'-k daddy to send y .. r. d< < tor ? lie would. lam sure. Mi's. Smith fgathtring herself to- Ife'her)—JTo. no, d»; rie, thank you. It w . c r'v a epaetn You must tell rae - ei«! of your pretty little tale, v hich I '.VLI, rude "enough to interrupt. Violet —O, daddy didn't tell me any nwr*; of it; except, of course, that he murrie.' mamma. And then she went away. Mrs. ihr.ith —Went away? Vio;?t—Died, of course, he mmnt. I\_>p;.j r.ay "went aiuy" because it j'oesn't sound sc» —< ; o uncomfortab>, you know. Mrs. Hi lith (-ibaently)—l tee, 1 see. .ov. let me fasten them as you ..ar' 1. (Brokenly) In memory of— Violet, (reverently)—My dear mother in Heaven. (Suddenly catching sight of a ;'fuiieumii in the distance) Why, there's dacdy. tiood-bye, Mrs. Smith; I hope you'll soon feel better. (Puts down her money and rushes to meet him.) Mr. Smith (swaying on her chair) —• It is—the- the lieat—l A sistaß't—l'll pet j*oti some fresh wot*r. (Rushes off to the -fountain.) Mrs. Smith (talking to herself) —In memory of—-will never forget— (Unsteadily fastens some white flow ers ir. left side of belt and sinks back unconscious. Crowd of boys gather round, and policeman comes up, as assistant returns with water.) Yi jlet—O, daddy, there's somethlr g wrong with my nice old flenver woman. Can't you do auythinjj? (Her father makes his way through the orowd as the flower seller opens her eyvs. They look gravely ateach other.) He—Call a cab, policeman. No, no; I irisisfc--to take this woman home. Eh? He.- stall ? That will be all right. J —l have some friends who are lnteresfd in her ense, and wish to provide for her. ''Tips policeman and tabby. Has a few worrls with nsf=iwt.nnt. Then walks oIT with Violet.) YioVt (adniiringly)—How kind ami p-'»od you are, daddy. Why. it's made you k>ok rjulte ill! He (wiping his fonehead) —No, no, my dear. Tt's merrely—excitement. It's a- -a ver*- strange coiod^eiiee-—but my lawyer bus been looking for your dower peller. She sros not brtnigbt up lllee tliie, and some friends wish to make her an allowance. Violet -How lovely I lie And—and—l shall perhaps add so'iicthing to it—for your sake, dear. Violet (gently)—No, daddy, de.ir. (Points to her flowers) In memory of (lie bows his head.) —Black and White. Tho Home of er (ieutun. Becthovtn was born In asmull liouse In Bciui. Bib futhor had Inherited the vice of drinking, and often Beethoven and his younger bit>thers were obliged to take their intoxicated father home. He wu& nen-er to utter an un kind word about the man who liad made his youth so unhappy, and he never failed to resent it when a third person spoke uncharitably of his fa ti: us la g!,t in any . severe lesson in the hard school of adversity. But his triuU were nut without advantage to blin; they gave to hi» character that iron U-x.turc wUlch upheld him under his hc-avleat buideais. Detroit Free Press. Talker and LUlcoet. Dr. liimsllck, of Vienna, tells of hav ing on*.*- unkeil fichuioann. how he got on witli Wagner. "Well," he replied, "Wagner Is a groat man, but I can't get on with him at ull. He talks ut such a ratf, I can't get a word in edge ways." Shortly after this, llansllck m°t Wngner, an(j put a wimllnr queotlontoi him alxiut Schumann. "Ah," said Wagner, "1 cfun't geV on with him atj all. He> just at me with a va cant stare -and never saysa at alk* —Chambers' Journal. The Itlrer llkose. The Itiver Rhone gets its water al most entirely from Swiss glaciers and melting snow. In winter only 5!00,000 cubic meters of water pass a given point; in summer the figure Is fib out 720,000, and'during high water 0,120,000 cubio meters. New Paving Material. AnotHier paving material oovered In Florida etTtetmpa. find Is eni&lote i*ty good and cheap. Little Willie Knew. Sunday School-Teacher —Come now, thildren, tell me, what house is always open to everybody—to the rich and the poor, the young and the old, the sick and the well ? Do you know what house I mean? Little Willie —Yeth, ma'am; I know. Teacher —Well, Willie, what house Is It? Willie—The police station. Balti more Life. Still In tlw Lead. "Is it true, auntie, that you have re fui.ed Bluki-ru every year for the last 20 years?" "Yes, my deur." "Do you mind tcJlingnie why?" "N< tut all. The first time I refused liliu I told him that lie was not good eii(iti>;ii for me, and I'm not the woman • . ~. tnit that he has grown better any faster than I hav«." —DetroltFreeFiiisi 'ItM Mode In. •This now t'ic time of the chatnlcaa whoet, An "t la aald. Save !r. the sweat of his face. —Fuck. , THEORY OF SUNSTROKE. An lnfeotiou* Dlsrase—l» Not line l« Meat or to K*po*are to the Suu. Di. Sambon adopts what to many will be a startling theory to explain the ac tion of sunstroke, says the Los Angeles Times. He regards this affection m- no l due to excessive heat or exposure to the sun, but to an Infectious disease caused by a sp«-iflc organism. lie attest* the fact that *trokers, oven cleaners, min ers and iron workers are exposed to temperatures higher than those of any known elimate without ever contract ing the malady, and that the Assam tsoliite ©onesut-atlon at tntifd. That a v.-omau who chatters Incessantly, and if especially communicative Just wfitn a critical drive is about to be made is not the most desirable < ft partners. That landing no that a shadow falls upon your partner's boll is not only im polite but detrimental to the success of your partner's pHiy. That standing on the putting-green, after you have "holid out," whether it is to gaze at the scenery or write down your score, will exasperate the l>tst friend on earth. If he or she happens to be playing be hind yon. Tlrat to play first, and to shout "fore" afterward is apt to add insult r<> injury; "fore" is called as a warning that a "drive" is about U> be made, it is not an expression of consola tion after one has been hit. WHERE TWILIGHT LASTS LONG of harkseu Oat of t^won ty-l'oar. "Now is a good time for people who love long houre of daylight to sojourn for awhile at Bkaguay," said K. K. Lyle, of Seattle, to a Washington I'o»t man. "It doesn't begin to grow dartc up there till $>:B0 In tike evening, and dawn comes about 2:80 a. m. Hve hours of darkness and 10 hour* of Hght make a rather queer day to folks who sere need to a more equal division of tht two. To nee people up and working at an hour when citizens In thesrtates are peaceful ly snoring the hours away struck meaj» a very not \«re rivalry or an artiM, a mu sician, and a poet? He (modestly)— All three. She—Oh, how awfully poor you muat be! Harlem Life. Knows Ills Boalsesa. "Is your new traveling man enter prising?" "Enterprising? That man could sell a carved ivory card case to an elephant.' —Chicago Becord. A Man Worthy of Trast. She—lf I let you kiss me will youtell? He—l really can't promise. I never kissed a girl before, und I am not sure what 1 would do. She —Co ahead.—Town Topics. A Had Isveatiaeat. She—l believe S2OO can make a good deal of trquble In this world. He—That's the amount you paid for the piano for your daughter, isn't it?— Yonkers Statesman. Keeps 111 m Una/. Mrs. Kinder (reflectively)—l wonder why a man never pays his wife any com pliments after the* are married? Kinder (briskly) He does better, my <]»:-■ he pays her bills.—N. Y. Journal Xo. PIE IS TABOOED. Iloator Children Are Not Allowed t# 11 r%c Tlals Dfllmr) ait School. i Pie, that good, cld-fb.shiQned New- England staple, is doomed, If modem', educators ha\e their way .says thr New York Pre*.-. In the public schools of Jloston instructor* kt«.p watch and ward not only over the mental pabulum of their pupils, but t!:ey prescribe for their noonday luncheons the things that it is hygieiweaHy a i.oys and girls to tot. Some of the wise ISostoniaais \ jewed with anxiety the youth of the city non chalantly munching pie, cake and othex at their neon recess, ut terly indifferent to any result more re mote than the Immediate gratification of their appetites. Science applied to food was summoned to the rescue, and the mtanbers of the committee on hy giene of the Doston school board had an order passtd providing that only such food as was approved by them should l>e sokl in any of the city school houses, This was aimed at the Junitiore and others who had been catering to the demand for pics and cake by car rying on a brisk noonday trade in such viands. The New England kitchen, a stml-philanthropic exjierimeutin scien tific cooking and food production, was asked to supply the luncheons that boy* and girls ought to have. The first plan was to have two gradhee of luncheons—a ten-cent lunch, consist ing of a cup of soup, milk or cocoa, with crackers, two slkxp of bread and but ter and fruit or simple cake, and a five cent hincb. consisting of a sandwich, bread and butter, with fruit, cocoa ana cracker* or milk and crockere. Ten cent lunches, however, did not prove popular, so all sorts: of combinations possible for five cents have been made. If a pupil wants more than that he buys two or three lunches, according to the degree of his appetite and the state of his finances. LOVE AMONG LAPLANDERS. Carlotu laMoau Tha4 Are Mill IS Vocao Amonjj IsUatilUuUaut the lor lAsd. When a young Laplander la in love with a girl he und she run a race. He is heavily handicapped, so that she may win if she chooses, and if sho outruh him he cannot progpse again. Of course she sutlers herself to be overtaken H she earc* for him, but the consent 0( her pa rent t, nrust be obtained bofqnf she torn bo fflbrrVsd. The law- of land te vtwy strict on tilib. point, ;i&A in olden times the man was subject to capital punishment if he married with out the consent of the girl's parents. After a. Laplander haw chosen a bride he sends her a present of a girdle, & ring and o quantity of brandy; ho goes as fur as the door of her hut, but remains outride until invited to ente*, when a bumper of krnndy is offered to the girl's father; if he frink It is a sign he consents to tlia TOfcrriege, and the young lover then promises to give the girl some clothes, and pays a sum of money, generally 100 copper dollars, on the spot. This, of course, Is a rem nant of marriage by purchase, which, in primitive times, succeeded marriage by capture. Binms are published once In Lapland and the marriage ceremony Is very short. The bride weu.ni her hair head. Her presents and her dowry are generally reindeer, and uhe and her bridegroom with her parents for a year after marriage. SAVINGS BANK FOR SOLDIERS. linn he the Uavrriiurot far Sanaa #1 Hot Leas Ttian frlve Dollar*—Pars latarest on Amoanta Over |BO. It may not generally be known that for many years the (funeral governnven4. ha* COJUJ noted a savings bank lor the «uxx>mniodotion of certain citizens, say* the Kansas City Journal. An aot (A congress of the date ot May W, VB7C, provld*a tliot any soldier In the army may deposit with any paymaster his tunings in sums Tiot lens than live dot lar», ami it (ball be the dtoty of the pay master to supply the soldier with a de posit book, fn which are entered the amount* of his deposits. When the de ports have reached the sum of SSO the government is required to pity the de positor at the rate of four per orut. per annum. Having once deposit*- ed a sum of moncj' the depositor is not permitted to draw It UDtil the date o£ tils (Uncharge. Tho deposits are exempt from attachment for debt, l»nt they for feit to Ave government if the depositor deseria from the army. The govern ment (iJMUTpoe the raßpoiurtblllty for aH such deposit* and a defaulting poymai* ter can work the soldiers no Injury. Paymaster Ruotoer once told the writer that about 30 per cent, of the enlisted men in the regular army availed thean aelves of this privilege. l/nrgml Da* of tirnu**. The largest bag of grottse on recorfl WHS iiMtuio in l&7ft by the late 9lr erlck Mil bank, und amonunMt t«*tlfy- Ing to tlie fact haw been erected atDem- Inghoin, Rngland. Sir Frederick's BOOT* on the great day was 363 broce. Infotir daj-B his party of never more than. Mx guns killed «,1«9 birds, and during the A Ckssec I.«»er On. 1 David Hishom, the famoira singer, tell« a good dialect story, ft ere is one of a negro mammy who was forevfcr prafinp tbi» extrnorftftiarv virtiu&a an 4 gwnernJ vronQerfvJna&K of her "Hub, gj-ntrfeg Sex wearieA abAtior, "h> —he. atriT r<*vT,r» Le? H my pondered a minute. "Well," eh* Ha id, hesitatingly, ~h e, ! » young jit I* Urnr a Token ot L«v«, A Chinese gentleman always sends» polr of geese to the lady of his aholee, end they are looked upon as the em blems of conjugal fidelity. True to Iter Instinct#. Auctioneer —I'm offered only $3 lor this magnificent work of art; who'll make It stf? Make It $3.50, then; beg pardon, madam, Ididn'tcatch. what you eold. Did you tay $5.50? Mrs. fihopjm (coldly)—No, air, IBWA $5.49. N. Y. Truth. ! Wbkt Re W'satel "Here ia a very good book,' 1 said the pej-sistent railway bookstall boy, J " 'How to Win a Woman.' " "Look here," eaid the bald-headed paaaenger, "if you've got one on how to lose 'em, I'll buy it at your own price." —Tit-Bits* IMploluaer. Tommy—Papa, what Is that diploma cy the papers talk ?o much about? I'apa—Diplomacy is the art which en ables one man to inform another that he is a scoundrel without giving him a chance to get mad about It.-—Chicago Daily News. Applleattlon. "I am very much afraid that our friend Mr. Fritters lacks application," remarked the business man. "Not at afl," replied the friend, "lid applies to nyj for a loan once a week rfjnilMlr."—W.aflhiPKtQM &M-