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THE H!,«RESS of the©*.: |lMine. ir AVV' c a Intervenes. * t lCo;*rlghl 1835, by Robert Harr I CHAPTER X. | After Edith Long-worth left her : Jennie Brewster indulged in a ' rief 1 spasm of hysterics. Her good sens , however, speedily got her out of that, tind as she became wore or less calm Fhe began to wonder why she had not assaulted the girl who had dared to im prison her. She dimly remembered j that she thought of a fierce onslaught 1 at the time, and she also remembered that the fear of the lioat leav ing during the row had stayed her hand. But now that the boat had left, she bitterly re gretted her inaction, and grieved un availingly over the fact that she had stopped to write the account of the. dis aster which befell the Caloric. Had she not done so, all might have been weil, but her great ambition to be counted tlie best newspaper woman in New- York, and to show tho editor that she ■was equal to any emergency that might arise, had undone her. While it would have been possible for her to send away one telegram, her desire to write the second had resulted in her sending none at /ill. Although she impugned her own conduct in language that one would not have expected to have heard from tho lips of a daughter of a million aire, her anger against Edith Long worth became more intense, and n fierce desire to have revenge toolc pos session of the fair correspondent. She resolved that she would go up on deck and shame this woman liefore every body. She would attract public atten tion to the affair by tearing Edith Longworth from her deck chair, and in her present state of mind she had no doubt the had the strength to do it. With the yearning for revenge iierce and strong upon her, the newspaper w oman put on her hat and departed for the deck. Like an enraged tigress she passed up one side and down the other, but her would-be victim was not vis ible. The rage of Miss Ilrewster in creased when she found her prey w aa not where she expected. She had a fear that w hen she calmed down her own good sense would assert itself, and her revenge would be lost. In goin g to and fro along the deck she met Ken yon and Fleming walking together. Fleming had just that moment come up to Kenyon, who was moodily pacing the deck alone, and, slapping him on the shoulder, asked Jiiin to- have a drink. "It seems to me," he said, "that I never have had the pleasure of offering you a drink since we came on board the ship. T want to drink with everybody who is here, and <-speciaJly now, when some thing has happened to make it worth while." "I am very much obliged to you," said John Kenyon, coldly, "but I never drink with anyl»ody." "W hat, never touch it at all ? Not even ale?" "Not even ale." "Well, I am astonished to hear that. 1 thought every Englishman dunk ale." " There is at least one Englishman why does not." "All right, then, no harm done, and no offer I liObe. 1 uav 1:1 at. y-.u mi.a hit ",r ftiji ill this world." '1 presume I raisa a few headaches, llso." '"Ob, not necessarily. I have one fnrfat recipe for not having a headache. YOTZ this is the philosophy of head aches," and t hen, much to John's cha grin, be linked arms with him and ch:ir<'i d his step to suit Kenyon's, talk-, intf all the time n.s if tliey were the most intimate friends in the wrold. "1 have a *'ure plan for avoiding a headache. You see, when you look into the matter, it is this way. The head ache only comes when you are sober. Very well, then. It is as simple as A B C. Never get sober; that's the way I do. I simply keep on andnever get sober, so I have no headaches. If j>eople who drink would avoid the disagreeable necessity of ever getting sober, they would be all right. Don't you see what I mean?" "And how about their brains in the mean time?" "Oh, their brains are all rltfht. Good liquor sharjtens a man's brains wonder fully. Now you try it i onic time. T do it, and I tell you that secret will Is; worth a fortune tohiiu, because if there is anything Americana like it is to have their cocktails mixed correctly. There's ilo one man in all England can do it., and very few men on the Atlantic siirv ice. Hut I'm gran seo whether there will be a scandal or not. Attract the attention of those on deck! That is exactly what lam going I to do, until I show up t lie villainy of t IIIH I man you are talking to. He was th»i 1 concoct or of it, mid b' iiucivj it, rih« never hod brains enough to think of it. lie was too much of a coward to carry it I ant. .iud ofc -t her to d» Li* dastardly piece of work." "Well, well," said Fleming, "even if he lias done all that, whatever it is, it will do no pood to attract the attention to it liere on deck. Sec how everybody is listening to what you are saying. My dear girl, you are too argry to talk just now; the best tiling you can do is to go to your stateroom." "You shut your silly mouth, will you?" she cried, turning furiously upon him. "I'll thank you to mind your own business, mid let me attend to mine. I should ha\e thought that you would have found out before this that I am ca pable of attending to my own affairs." "Certainly, certr.'aily, my dear girl," answered the politician, soothingly. "I'm sorry I can't tell you ail to come and have a drink with me and talk the matter over quietly. That's thecorrect way to do things. Not to stand here screeching on the deck with everybody listening. Now, if you will quietly dis cuss the matter with John here, I'm sure everything will be all right." "You don't know what you are talk ing about," replied the young lady. "Do you know that I had an important dis patch to send to the Argus, and that this man's friend, doubtless at his in stigation, came into my room and prac tically held me prisoner there until the boat "had left, so that 3 could not send the dispatch? Think of the cheek and villainy of that, and speak to me of talk ing wildly!" A look of relief and astonishment came Into Kenyou's face that quite con vinced the newspaper woman, more than all his protestations would have done, that he knew nothing of the es capade whatever. "And who kept you from coming out?" asked Fleming. "It is none of your business," she re plied, tartly. "If you will believe me," said Kenvon, at last, "I knew nothing whatexer of all this, so you see there is no use speaking to me about it. I won't pretend I am eorry, because I am not." This added fuel to tki flame, and she was about to blaze out again when Ken yon turned on his heel and left her and Fleming standing facing each other. Then the young woman herself turned and quickly departed, leaving the aston ished politician entirely alone, so that #here was nothing for him to do but to go into the smoking-room and ask somebody to have a drink with him, which hi- promptly did. Miss Brewster made her way to the captain'.- room and rapped at tlie door. On being told to enter she found that officer seated at his table with some charts before him, and a haggard look upon his face, which might have warned her that this w as not t he proj>er time to air any personal grievances. "Well?" he said briefly as she. entered. "I came to see you, captain," she be gan, "because an outrageous thing has been done on board this ship, and 1 de sire reparation —what is more, I will have it!" "What is (lie 'outrageous thing?' " asked the captain. "I had . owe dispatches to send to New York to the New York Argus, on whose staff I anf." "Yes," said the captain, with interest; "dispatches relating to wins'- has hap pened to the ship?" "One of them did, the other did not." i..r VMI "aift!xi,ggefafcell, it Is not likely anybody would have answered it; everybody seemed to be gawking after tho boat that wan leaving." "You run hardly blame them for that. A great deal depends* on tin- safety of that boat. In fact, if you come to think about it, you will sec that what ever grievance, you may have, it is, after all, a very trivial one compared to the burden that weighs on me just now, and 1 very much prefer not to have any thing 1o do with dispute. 1 ! lietwecn the. passengers until we nrcoutof ourpres cnt predicament." "The predicament has nothing what ever to do with it. I tell you a fact. I tell you that one of your passengers camo and imprisoned me in my Mat room. I cow to you for redress. Now there must lie some law on shipl»oard that takes the place "f ordinary law on land. I mnkc. t his demand officially to you. Tf you refuse to hear me, and re fuse to redress my wrong, then I have a large republic to which I can appeal through my paper, and perhaps there will also lx: a chauee of obtaining just ice through the law of the land to which I aiu going." "My dear madam," ' aid the captain, calmly, "you must. not. use. threats to me. lam notaccu tomed to be talked to in the way you have taken iq>oii yourself to |>eak. Now t« -11 mevvhat.it it. you wish in'' to do." "It. is for you to say what you will do. I am a pa senger oil l*> ird t his ship, and am supj>oscd t«> be under the protection of it . captain. 1 therefore t< II yON I have. IH*CJI forcibly dctaini.i In my stateroom, and I demand that the person -A ho did this '.hall BE punished." "You » y that Miss Jx>ng\vorth was the [H'l ou who did this?" "Yes, I do." "Now do you know you make o very serious charge against that young lady? A charge that I find it very dif ficult. to believe. May I ask you what reason she had for doing what you say she has done V" "That Is a long story. lam quite pre pared to show that, she tried to hrilie ine not to send a dispatch, and, finding herself unsuccessful, slic forcibly dc tain d ine in my room until too late to send the telegram." The captain jxinderecl ovef'.vhui hud been said to Mill Have vou any proof of thi . chai "e V" "Pro. f! What do you mean? Do you doubt my word?" "I menu exactly what I say. Have , vou anything to piove the very jyui* charge you bring?" "Certainly not. I have no proof. If there had been a witness there the thing would not have happened. If I could have called for help it would not have happened. How could I have any proof of iucli an outrag. ■?" "Well, do you not sec that it is im po -ible for me to tsiku action on your in: ipport i "word'. 1 Do you not see th.it if you take further steps in this extraordinary affair, Miss Loagworth will ask you for proof of what you | utate? If she denies acting as you say , the did, and you fail to prove your al ! legation, it seems to me that you' will be in rather a bad predicament. You | would lie liable to a suit for slander. : Just think the matter over calmly for I the rest of the day before you take any furl her action upon it, and I would ! strongly advise you to mention this to nobody on board. Then, if to-morrow I you arc stiil in the same frame of mind, come to me." Thus dismissed, the young woman left the captain's room, and met Mr. Fleming just outside, who said: "l.ool; here. Miss Brewster, 1 want to titve a word with you. You were very curt with me just, now." "Mr. Fleming, I do not wish to speak V.> you." "Oh, that's all right, that's all right; but let me tell you this; Y'ou're a pretty smart young woman, and you liave done me one or two very evil turns iu your life. I have found o*t all about this affair, and it's one of the funniest things I ever heard of." "Very funny, isn't it?" snapped the young woman. "Of course it's very funny; but when it appears iu full in the opposition pa pers to tlic Argus, perhaps you won't see the humor of it, though everybody else in New York will, that's one conso lation." "What do you mean?" "I mean to say, Jennie Brewster, that unless you are a fool you will drop this thing. Don't for heaven's sake Jet anybody know you were treated by an ICnglisli girl in the way you were. Take my advice, say no more about it." "And what business is it of yours?" "It isn't mine at all; that is why I am meddling with it. Aren't you well enough acquainted with me to know that nothing in the world please*; me so much as to interfere with other people's business? I have found out till al>out the girl who kept you in, and u mighty plucky action it was, too. I have seen that girl on the deck, and 1 like the rut of her jib. I like the way she walks. Her independence suits me. She is a girl who wouldn't give a man any trouble, now I tell you, if he were iU "Mr. I do not wieh to apr>uk to you." lucky enough to win her. And lam not going to see that girl put to any trouble by you, understand that?" "And h<>w are you going to prevent It, may I ask?" "May you ask! Why, of course you limy. 1 will tell you how lam going to prevent it. Simply by restraining you irom doing another thing in the mat ter." "If you think you can do that you are very much mistaken. I am going to have that girl put in prison. If there is a law In the land." "Well, in tin', first place, wo are not on land, ami, iu the second place, you lire going to do nothing of the kind; because, if you do, X Khali go to the London correspondents of the other New York papers and give the whole blessed snap away. I'll tell them how the smart and cute Miss Dolly Dimple, w ho has bamboozled so many persoimln her life, was onco caught in her own trap; and I shall inform them how It took place. And they'll be glad to get It, you bet! It will make quite inter esting reading in the New York opposi tion pajters some fine Sunday morning - about a column and a half,say. Won't there be some swearing in the Argun when that ap|M-nrs? It won't be your losing the disput'-h you were, going to send, but. it will be your utter idioey In making the thing public, and letting the other papers onto it* Why, the ls'st tiling in the world for you to do, and the only thing, is to keep IUI quiet about it as possible. lam astonished at it girl of your sense, Dolly, making a public fuss like this, when you should be the very one. trying to keep it quiet." The newspaper correspondent pon dered on these words. "And if I keep quiet about it, will you do the same?" "Certainly; but you must remember that if ever you attempt any of your tricks of Interviewing on me ngaln, outcomes this whole thing, don't forget Mint." "I won't,"snlil Miss Jennie Brewster. And next morning, when the captain was anxiously awaiting her arrival In his room, f.lie di«l not np[>cur. CHAPTER XI. After all, it must be admitted that (ieorge Wcntworth wns u man of some what changeable character. For t-ho 1,. ■ i. two or t hrcc days lie had been mop ing around like one who meditated sul cide; now he suddenly became the brightest Individual aboard, when every one else was wondering what was going to happen to t.lie ship. For a man to be moody and distraught while dan ger vva Impending wa not at all surpris ing; but that a M HI, right in tie- midst oi gloom, should suddenly bios: out out Into a smiling countenance anil a. gen eral hilarity of manner, wns something cxtinordinary, l'eople thought Itmust !»• a ease of bruin trouble. They Hittclii d the young man with iiiU-re/it in lie walked with a springy step up and down deck. Kvery now mid then it bright sialic illuminated Ids face, mid then he neeuitd to be ashamed that, pi iph) should notice lie was feeling hilarious. When he was alone with him elf he had u habit of smiting his thigh and bursting out into a laugh that was long a nil low, rat her tlt mi id and bo I leroui No one was more as tonished at. this change than Filming, 'L • politician Oeorgei met him on iTtek, and, t'> tin Kieat surprise of that worthy gentleman, «moto Mm on the back ur.d Mild: "My dear sir, I am afraid the other dav, when you S|>oke to me, I answered a little gruffly. I beg to apologize. ('dini l and have a drink il h rue." "Ol:,*doii't. mention it," aid l l' luing. joyously; "we all of us have our little down turns now and then. Why, I have myself, when liquor is bad or scarce. You mightn't believe it, but some days I feel away down in the ipouth. It is true, I have a receipt for getting up again, which I always "id that reminds me. Do you re roembv. • * * the governor of North Carolina «uu , „ . n-crnor of South Carolina?" "I'm sure I don't," said Wei.t . "you Jiee I'm not very well versed in United States polities." "Well, there wasn't much politics about his remark. He merely said: 'lt's a long time between drinks; come in and have something with me.' It. feems to mo you haven't tasted any thing- in tny company since the voyage began." "I believe," said Wentworth, "that, is a true statement. Let us amen.l it as i soon as ]>ossible, only in this case let me ! pay for the drinks. I invited you to ! drink with me." "Not at all, not at all," cried Fleming; | "not while I'm here. This is my treat, and it is funny to think that- a man should spend a week with another man without knowing him. Really, you see. I haven't known you t ill now." And so the two worthy gentlemen disappeared into the smoking-room and I rang the electric l>ell. But it was in his own stateroom that j George Wentworth's jocularity came out nt. its best.. He would grasp John Kenyon by the shoulder and shake that solemn man, over whose face a qrim smile would appear w hen he noticed the i exuberant jollity of his comrade. "John," Wentworth cried, "why don't you laugh?" "Well, it seems to me," replied his comrade, "that, you are doing laughing enough for us liot h. It is necessary to have one member of the tirm solid and substantial. I'm trying to keep the aver age about right. When you w ere in the dumps I had to be cheerful for two. Now that you feel so funny, I take a kind of melancholy vacation, to rest mo after my luird efforts at cheerfulness." "Well, John, it seems to me too good to be true. What a plucky girl she was to do such a thing! llow did she know but that the little vixen had a re volver with her, and might have shot her?" "I Bii(>]>ose she didn't think about the matter at all." "Have you seen her since that dra matic incident?" "Seen whom? Miss Brewster?" "No, no; I mean Miss Longworth." "No; she hasn't apjieared yet. I sup pose she fears there will be a scene, mi l she. is anxious to avoid it." "Very likely that is the case," said Wentworth. "Well, if you pet to see her, you can tell her there is 110 dan ger. Our genial friend Fleming has had a talk with that newspaper woman, so ho tells me, and the way he describes it is exceedingly picturesque. He has threatened her with giving away the 'snap,' as he calls it, to the other New- York papers, and it seems that the only thing on mirth that Miss Brews ter is ufraid of is the opposition press. So she. has promised to say nothing more whatever al>out the incident." "Then you have been talking with Fleming?" "Certainly I have; a jovial good fel low he Is, too. 1 have been doing some thing more than talking with him; I havo been drinking with him." stand, you threatened (o strike him." "A day or two ago, John! It was ages and ages ngo. A day or two isn't in it. Thut was years and centuries since, but not by time. I was an old man then; now 1 have become young ugain, and all on account of the plucky action of that angel of a girl of yours." "Not of mine," said Kcnyon, serious ly; "I wish she were." "Well, cheer up. Everything will come out right ; you see, it always does. Nothing looked blacker th&n this mat ter about the telegram a few days ago, ami M-e how IK-aiitifully it hus turned out." Kenyon said nothing. lie did not desire to discuss the matter, even with his best friend. The two went up on deck together and took a few turns along the promenade, during which promenade the eyes of Kenyon were directed to the occupants of the deck chairs, but he did not see the person whom he sought. Telling Wentworth that he was going below for a moment he left him to continue his walk n'otie, nr. 1 on reaching the saloon Kenyon s|K>ke to the stewardess. "Do you know if .Miss Wentworth Is in her stateroom?" "Yes; I think she is," was the an swer. "Will you take this note to her?" "Certainly." John wit down to wait for an answer. The answer did not come by the hand of the stewardess. Edith herself tim orously glanced into the saloon, Dad, seeing Kenyon alone, ventured in. He sprang to meet her. "I was afraid," he said, "that you hod been 111." "No; not cjtactly, but almost," who answered. "Oh, Mr. Kenyon, I have done the most terrible thing! You could not imagine that I was so bold and wicked," and tears gathered into the eyes of the girl. Kenyon stretched out his hand to her, and she took It* "1 am afraid to stay here with you," slio said, "for fear—" "Oil, 1 know nil about It," said Ken yon. "You cannot know about lt| you surely do not know what I have done?" "Yes, I know exactly what you've done, and we all very much odtnlro your pluck." "It hasn't, surely, l>oen the talk of the ship?" "No, It has iwjt; but Miss Brewster cluiri'< <1 me with boiug an accomplice." "And you told her you were not, of course?" "1 couldn't tell her anythlrg for the simple reason T hadn't the faintest idea what tbo waa talking about; but that's hew I came to know w hat hod happened, end 1 come, down to thank you, Mlsn Lungwort li, for w 1 it you have done. I really believe you have saved the sanity of my friend Wentworth. He is a different man since the incident wo arc speaking of occurred." "And huvo you seen Miss Brewster since?" "< Hi, yes, as I was tolling you, she met me on the deck. Bear me, how thought less of nie, I had forgotten you were* standing. Won't you sit,down?" "No, no, I have been In my room bo long thut I am ghal to ! U/oUiinif." "llow do you know that ?" "Oh, It is a long storv. She wmt to the captain with I > r complaint, and rc- j ctlvol \< ry little comfort there. I will tell you nil aljoutt it on deck. Get a! w rap and come with me.** As Kenyon gave this peremptory , order he realized that he wm taking- u liberty lie had no right to take, and his face flushed us he wondered if Kdith would resent the familiarity of hi-j tones; but she merely looked up at him with a bright smile and said: I shall do, sir, ns you command." "N'o, no," said Kenyon. "it was not a command. although it sounded like one. It was a ver_\ humble request; at least, I intended it tobesuch." "Well, I w ill get my » rap." As shoat. It is relief." Few people on board the steamer knew that their very existence de pended entirely on the good weather. The incessant pumping showed every body w ho gave a thought to tlx- matter that the leak had birn serious, but an the subsidence of the veaael was Im perceptible to ull save experts, no one but the oliicers really knew the danger they were In. Glad as the paaaengera were to sec these three boats approach, the one who most, rejoiced w as the one who knew most about, the disaster and its effects—the captain. Edith Longworth and John Kenyon paced the deck together, and did not form two of the crowd who could noti tear themselves awav from the front of the ship watching the gradually ap proaching tugboats. Purposely John Kenyon brought the girl who w us with him past Miss Jennie Brewster, and al though that jierson glared with a good deal of anger at Edith, who blushed to her temples with feur and confusion, jet nothing was said; and Kenyon knew that afterward his companion would feel easier in her mind about meeting the woman with whom she hod had such a stormy live minutes. The tugboats speedily took the big steam er In tow, and slowly the four of them made progress toward Queenstown, It having been resolved to land all the pas sengers there and to allow the disabled vessel to lie towed to Liverpool, if nil examination of the hull showed such a course to lie a safe one. The passen gers bade each other good-by after they left the tender, and many that were on board that ship never saw eeel, for Instance. How many sides baa t? ; Jakie—Why* two, of course. Father—Exactly; and when some| other man steps on that banana peel, ho 1 sees the serious side of It, and you hco tho humorous side.—N. Y. Truth. Tnn|itutloiia to Error. "TJs not the man whose feet are litrtf* Who makes tho swiftest sprinter; "Jin not tho Klrl with temper hot Who host endures the winter. 'lis not tho hen that cackles loufl Who makes tho steadiest layer; "lis not tho blcfust head of hair That makes the football player. Washington Htar. ( Imp I rlrmia Net Valu»d. Mrs. Se.venup—Yes, I like this flat very much, but, unfortunately, wo hai«|j only taken it by the month, because Wt will have to move out. Caller—Why, what is the matter? Mi s. Scveuup Home very dear friends of ours have taken a flat in this sain** building, and you know It's perfectly horrid to have friends so clone. —Y.' Weekly. ltarrfd Out of Sally Gay What has become of Mr, 1 Slick smith, that we never sen him any Bio re? Jack Swift—Sllc.kwmlth has done something that lias completely barred hiiu out of society. "My g<«odnessl What was it?" "He died last month." —N. Y. World. Helping l» Out "Li Hiuig Chang says Unit American women ought to have more than ong Husband." "H'ml somebody has been }K.wtlng him on the big dry goes is bills American men have to pay."—Louisville Courier- Journal. Hon*e of Then Should 110. Smith Vld you ever seo anyvmy hung? Koblnsott—Y«n, IIUW 12 men at one tkpe. Smith—Get out! Kobiiison Fact—a hung jury.—Up- U>Datc. Nrii«* of Nhatn*. Wicks—There la one thing I will say for Ulaxter; ho never talks about his own writing. Hicks I'm glad to hear that. Where there's u sense of shame there's always tome hojie for reformation.- Ihjston Transcript. Would lla»r «iot I noogh. Tim hard who wished to s« himself As others saw 'tis plain Had never baan a nomine® An oWna for to Kiln. "fun you extract teeth w itliout jsiln?" tasked the groaning caller. "Doe»n't Irurt me a bit- In fact, I rather enjoy It," answered the stnilinff dentist. —Detroit Freo Press. F»lilenee. * "Wasn't that dinner wo just had great?" "Elcgantl I don't know when I liav« felt so uncomfortable." —Ilrooklyß 1 Life. I ISTo.I SUBSTITUTES FOR BULLETS. Nugget!* oi t.old and Wooden 41q|» li«d liy Hunter* In 'imeritcaclfc. When a hunter ic the old days loaf all hi.- bullets or hadn't any to shoot w it h he usually dev!:,ed substitutes that on oce <>n sen 1 -d the purpoae welL All sort.-, of tilings have been tired at game or Indians, as the ease, might be, OM Hunk El' - n, livii g up in Jefferson county. X. \ ~ told to his dying day how he was coop 1 uj. by ImWucs out west oi. e, with a little « ad. lott> of powder, a belt full of gold nuggets, a tine rifle and n bullet mold. It was on the top or n knoll wU> re his log cabin had been built, and he hud a barrx.4 of water and a lot of wood for emergencies. The In dian.- kept just out of runge, dashlug in once in awhile to draw his flre. n« soon used Ills bullets up, and then used the gold. He fired nearly half his for • r« at the redskins liefore thc3 - left him. Many a hunter has used a jiebblo In the hope of getting a close deadly shot. Jackknives and ramrods have ; . ved their time ns missile. Forest and Stream tells about a hunter \vl only a single bullet, but lots of p< ler. The bullet shot the horn of a hlg ' uck off, and the buck charged the man. who took to s tree top. He spent half an hour whittling off two-inch lengths at branches and putting them Into hla rifle. Then he rammed them down oq the powder And fired at the maddened deer. His partner came along after awhile with a belt full of bullets, and, making a run for the tree, gave 9 bul let to the shooter, who quickly killed the deer. THE CORPSE DEFIED TIME. Kept In a V.ooon waa discon tinued. Almost all the rivers of Enropo carry small quantities of gold In their sands, such as the KhlnC, the Kelue, the Aiur, the llcuse, the Danube and oth ers; also the Clyde and ninny other streams In Scotland, Ireland, Wales and Cornwall; and, though one ton of sand from the bed of the Tlliine, for Instance, yields only oy a grains of gold, or ou«- fifth of an ounce, yet the total axnount of the yellow metal in that ono river Is believed to be Immense. It has been found, Indeed, by careful scientific ex amination and calculation, that that part of the River Ithlne alono which flows through what was formerly a portion of French territory contains no less than 30,(KM) tons of pure gold. A RAINES LAW SANDWIOH. The AUsent-Mlnded Man Ate the Faata- Ixwrit The absent-minded man took his seat ut the restaurant table and, as usual, buriol his face at once In a new spaper, says tlve Hotel Mall. A waiter plaiwsl a bill of fare, a napkin and a knife and fork In front of him and stood two or three mlnntes," said the absent-mtndeil, trying to collect his wits. "J&rlng niJ a cup of cot Tee and a ham sandwich." The waiter supplied the order anQ put. a large |«asfc)ioard check for H down «m the table, the tibaeot-mltuJ«out IB mln« ntcs later came back. "Do you wish anything more?" ho asked, bolltely. "Yea. snapped the absent minded man, nunewhul viciously. "Go nnd get me a frush ham sandwich. The one you brought me wio a* dry ns a Ixine," "Why, here lathe sandwich I brought, ■lr," said the wrdMrr. pushing the plate iownrtl him. "You have eaten the cheek 1" _____ llrllef I'nupprerlstod. She —How long were you under treat ment with Dr. btickum. He—A year and a half. She—Did ho relieve you? lie—Yes, of all the money I had.—Up to-Date. A I'oMlhle Reason. "I wonder what De ilroke wears such fearfully loud clothes for?" "Probably ho liojies to drown the Im jsirtuulticn of his tailor." Chicago Journal. An t'nwrlllen Preserlptlon. "Do you think I smoke too much, doctor ?" "Yes; If you have any cigars with you you had better give them to me."— Town Topics. Home Kdnmtlon. "Is It true, Gruffy, that you hare taken your wm out of college?" "Yen, *|r. He can l«>ard at lanne and acquire footl«all." Detroit Free Presa A Variable Weljbt. Teacher — How many ounces lu a pound? , Tommy—lt depend* on the grocer.— Harlem Life.