VOL. XXXIII Silver Ware Free! Handsome triple plated hand engraved Teapots, Cakestands, Eruit stands, Butters, creams, Spoon holders, molasses, sugars, castors, Porcelain and alarm clocks and other articles both ornamental and useful. Call in and inspect the ware. GET A CARD. Purchase you overcoat for Men, Boys and Children. Suits, Pants,? Hats, Capes, Underwear, Shirts, Collars, Cuffs, Ties, Suspenders,' Gloves, Mits, Overalls, Jackets, Sweaters, Umbrellas, Trunks. Valises, Telescopes, Watches. Chains, Charms, Rings, Pins, Brushes, Pocket anu Bill-books,Purses,etc. and when your purchase amounts to $15.- 00 you get your choice of any of the above articles. ) c is complete, And Styles correct. Quality the best, And prices the lowest. D. A. HECK, No 121. N.Main St, BUTLER PA Two Ways of Selling Shoes, One wav!K/-SAi;r™t°teThfi other wa?fsss , ssj» VliU !!UJ ( li:iyer ., feet fit tbe shoes. AIIU "UK/l »"J lhe bQyer ., ' "The Other Way" is HUSELTON'S Way. Besides comfort, there is economy in buying shoes at Ht'SELTON'S. He buys direct from manufacturers, paying cash for them at lowest prices. IIUSEL TON is able to sell to the consumer shoes at same price that wholesalers sell to the etailer. We have done a larger trade in Slip pers and Boots and Shoes this season, and, considering the weather, far larger than we expected. Our prices and styles were right—this is what did it. The balance of our Holiday Slippers will all be closed at 25 per cent off for mer price for cash. The only place in Butler where you can get Footwecr at these prices and find *ll widths and sizes and styles strictly up-to-date is at BUTLER'S LEADING SHOE HOUSE, Opposite Hotel Lowry, B. C. Huselton, -#9 c SA. L ]£!.»§*. This wiil be a genuine Shelf Cleaning hale; we must make room for Spring Goods. 12 and 15c ribbon, 9c, 25c chenille edge, 9c. 15 and 20c jet edge, 9, 15, 20 and 25c buckels, 9c. 15 and 20c veiling, 9c. 25c fascinators, 9c. 50 and 75c silk caps, 9c. 25c gloves, 9c. Pure linen 15c handkerchiefs, 9c. Ladies seamless hose, 9c. Childrens all-wool hose, 9c. 15, 20 and 25c dress shields, 9c. Watch this space for date of Muslin Underwear Sale. M. F. & M. MARKS, 113 to 117 S. Main St.' . Butler Pa. The place to buy GAS COOKING STOVES AND BURNERS. GAS LAMPS FIXTURES, HOSE, WATER FILTERS, BATII TUB ENAMEL etc, is at ) W. II .O'Brien «V Soil's 107 East Jefforson Htreet. Harness Shop! Harness of all Kinds Made to Order. Repairing a Specialty, AND PROMPTLY ATTENDED TO. BLANKETS AND ROBES. CASH PAID FOR HIDES. No. 111 East Cunningham St., - - BUTLER, A (The old Times Office.) FRANK KEfIPER, Agt. 01 AMonrDS i IUSOS - EA " Vtf ATG '1*.35*3 I(,hNTS1 (,hNTS '' ViKNrs'sma'l:U, LAOIKSJCHATLAIN. SWT *G»"r £> XT ) (iold Plus. Ear KingH, Ktn-' -. tf fig W Jul '•X JL / Chiiins,' Hracc!et.s, Hr.c. aitr \r rn n TKT ft 10 "CMTea Sets. Castors, jliutler lllshes :u.lj Everytnlnt! 2>lu V U *.V lIV XX JC% ran be foun-J in a Itrst class store. RODGF"? BROS. 1874 } KNIVBS - FtmKS ' P.-atk. P CxRIFR ' TIIE C<. JEWELER. No. 139, North Main St., B JTLER, PA. fH£ is often asked, What Paint shall w-use? THE ANSWER : If you are looking lor covering capacity, wearing qualities, general appearance, and * your money's worth, you must buy \THE SHERWIN-WILLIAMS PAINT] 1 Covers Most, loots £■ Wears Longest, Most Economical, Full Measure. I Our prices are for "best goods" first, last and all the time We are in the business to stay and S *' ' suyswith us. COLORS !N O'L. HO'• I S « COAtH VHP." JHES. J. C. REDICK, 109 N. flain St. THE BUTLER CITIZEN: One lot Women's Rubber Boots at 75c One lot lioys' ct Youths' " 75c & $1.25 Men's Buckle Arctics at 85c Men's Rubber Boots at $2, <2.25, <2.50 Men's Wool Boots with Rubbers jr. 60 the best ever offered for the money. Boys' Wool Boots and Rubbers at...51.35 Women's Rubbers at 20c Women's Buckle Arctics at 75c Women's I ; ine Shoes, pat. tip, but. 67^0 Women's Heavy Shoe.3 at 65c, 75c, 85c Misses' and Children's .Shoes, heavy at 45c, 50c, 65c and 75c Our line of Enamel, Calf, Pat. Leather Men's Shoes are not equaled in Butler. Prices are reduced in all the lines all over the house to close. RfSakes the Weak Strong 1 Hood' 9 Sarsaparilla tones and strengthens the org.ms, creates an appetite, and gives refreshing sleep. Remember SarsaparilSa Is the one True Blood Purifier. Hood's Pills J Here's an Opportunity Worth your Consideration. During January and February we will make a reduction of 20 PER CENT On all cash orders or Suits, Overcoats 01 Trousers made from your choice of any material in the house. These garments will have the same fit and finish which character izes our work. Do you catch on! ALAND, Maker of Men's Clothing, C. %D. o iimmmmimmo 1 |Wcar | | Points 1 60 00 2g rvj irritation go Utf4<&rw -?ar. csd bmimmziim&M All grade of underwear at very low prices. Largest stock of hats and furnishings for gentleman ni the country. An inspection will prove this to any ones satisfacture. Colbert & Dale. 242 S. Main St., Butler, Penn'a IF IT ISN'T RIGHT, ♦ + WE. MAKE IT RIGHT that is our way <>t doing business. We rlo not want any customers of curs to wear a suit of clothes that does not suit liim. It hurts our business with otliee people, even if he does not know the dif ference himself- It costs but little more to have this kind of clothes than it does to have those that look like "hand-me downs. '' It takes time to measure a man for a good suit of clothes. Show us a tailor who can measure a customer in five min utes and we can show you a jwiorly fitting suit a few days later. We takes pains to take all the necessary measurements. When you pay us $25 for one of those stylish Clay suits you pay for the best materials and workmanship we can givr you. 1,00 k one of our customers over ami see what kind of a suit we are giving for #25 l>efore you decide to buy a <25 suit. We study a man's make-up and endeavor to give him the style of a suit that will look well on him. We don't have to be told by our customers whether overcoats are longer cr shorter this season. We consider it a part of our business to be posted 011 such matters. COOPER HO Cor. Diamond, Butler, Pa BUTLER COUNTY Mutual "Fira Insurance Office Cor.Main & Cunningham A LF« IVH K, Pr«. UKO. KKTThIIKK, Vice l»rp*. J L. S. JWCJI'NKISI. KlM*' J amlTrea-, DTHECTOIiS: Al?rera, I don't think it was ex actly proper, but perhaps it may be all right, since you have met him at several of our friends' houses. But what is his name?" "Alpbonse Thauret," "A Frenchman?" "Yes, though he speaks English with only a very slight accent," "I don't like Frenchmen. I know it is preposterous prejudice, bur I never meet one without thinking him a possi ble actventurer. With their soft, syco phantic ways, they remind me of cats, i and I expect them to show their claws at any moment. However, pet, perhaps your Frenchman Till not call, and then"— "Oh, but he will! He said ho would 1 come this afternoon. That is why I have" been so nervous. I was afraid yon might be going out, and"— "No; I will be here to protect you. Besides I expect Bob at any moment. Ho said he would come about noon, and j it is after that already. Perhaps that is jhe now. Yes; three rings 1" "Ob, so Romeo and Juliet have sig- I nals! But jump up, Queen. He must | not catch us lying down and 'spoon j «ng.' " A moment later Mr. Mitchel entered, to find both girls seated in tho most | dignified manner, reading novels. Walk ; ing over to Emily, he stooped and kissed i her lightly on the forehead, whispering, I "My Queen." Next he patted Dora on ' the head as one would pat a child. "Emily, I have taken the liberty of telling a friend of mine that ho might j call here. You do not mind?" j "Why, of course not, Roy." She had : made this name for him by eliminating the first syllable of his second name, ; Leroy. Sho told him that thus she could call him King without heralding it to the world. Almost immediately the bell ! sounded again, and Mr. Barnes was in troduced. Mr. Mitchel presented him to the two ladies, and then devoted him self to Dora, thus leaving tho detective : perfectly free to converse with Emily, i Being well educated and having trav eled through England early in life, Mr. Barnes soon made himself at ease and talked like any society man. Presently Mr. Mitchel took Dora to the window and stood there looking out and chat ting, apparently absorbed and unobserv ant of the others. Mr. Barnes decided that this was his opportunity. "Pardon me, Miss Remsen, and let the interest of a collector excuse the im pertinence of my noticing that beautiful pin which you wear. Cameos, I think, are too little appreciated nowdays. They are passed by, while statuettes bring fancy prices. Yet does it not require ex quisite skill to carve so small an ob ject?" i "I agree with you, Mr. Barnes, and am not at all angry with you for admir ing my pin. You may look at it if you wish. " Saying which she took it off and handed it to him. It was tho facsimile of those which Mr. Mitchel wore as but tons, save that it bore tho image of Shakespeare. The cameo was mounted in a gold frame, and surrounded by dia monds made a beautiful ornament. "You would never guess, Mr. Barnes, that that was once an ordinary button?" Mr. Barnes assumed an expression of surprise as though tho idea was entirely new to him. All ho said was: "It may have been a button, but sure ly never an ordinary one." "Well, no, not an ordinary one, of course. I suppose you know that lam engaged to your friend?" Mi - . Barnes assented with a bow, and Emily continued: "Shortly after we became engaged I went to Europe, and while tliero I came across a jeweler who produced tho most "Lost one? No — that is, I don't know." beautiful carvings in cameo and intaglio. I ordered a set mado to bo used for but tons. '' "All similar to this?" "Similar, but not identical. This one has Shakespeare's head. The others rep resent Romeo and Juliet." Mr. Barnes determined upon a bold stroke. Taking the button from liia pocket and handing it to Emily he said quietly: "Here is a cameo of Juliet. Perhaps it may interest you?" "Why, this is extraordinary! It is 0110 of my set!" "One of yours. Why, have you lost ono? How many did you have?" "Tliorewere seven, including this one of Shakespeare. The other six"— Here she stopped and colored deeply. "Miss Remsen, yon think that is ono of the original set. If so, of course it is yours, and I should bo too glad to restore it to you. But have you lost one?" "Lost one? No—that is, I don't know." She seemed much confused and looked intently at t!" button. Suddenly her whole expression changed, and with her self possession fully restored she startled Mr. Barnes by saying: "I am mistaken. This is not one of the orig inal set. Yet it is very similar." Mr. Barnes did not know what to think. Did she divine that there might bo some danger in admitting that there was a seventh button still? Had that matchless schemer Mitchel sent her a note warning her to say that there were but seven in the original set? Ho could not decide at once, but hazarded one more stroke. "Miss Remsen, I have seen your por trait. and it struck mo that that button is a copy of it. What do you think?" The girl once more became confused and stammered, "I don't know." Then suddenly, and with completo composure again, she said: "Yes; I think you are right. This is a copy from my picture. Tho portrait was made last summer, and afterward I al lowed tho artist to exhibit it. I think photographs were mado from it, and possibly some cameo cutter lias used it for his work." This was ingenious, but not satisfac tory to Mr. Barnes, for ho knew that it was far from probable that another gem cutter should have used the picture and then havo called it Juliet. Besides, it Wyuld_havo Jjoen toy grout a coincidence to make a button of it. He decided, therefore, that the girl was doing the b-jst .rho could to invent a plausible ex planation to a question which Mr. Mitchel himself had simply refused to answer. Not wishing to arouse any sus picion in her mind that he doubted her word, he replied quickly: "That is very likely, and surely he could not have chosen a better face for his subjeot." "Mr. Barnes," said Emily, "you of fered just now to give me this, thinkuig that I had lost it. Of course I should not accept a present from one whom I have had the pleasure of knowing for BO short a time, but you are Mr. Mitebel's friend, and as I would really prefer not to have my portrait in the hands of strangers I accept your gift with thanks.'' This was entirely unexpected. When Mr. Barnes had mndo the remark that he would bo glad to restore her her own, he had done so feeling safe, because to obtain it sho would need to admit that sha had lost it. Now it seemed that she had deprived him of his piece of evi dence. He did not know what to say when Mr. Mitchel walked across to them and remarked pleasantly: "Well, Emily, do you find my friend Mr. Barnes entertaining?" "Mr. Barnes has been most agreeable, Roy, and, see, ho has actually given me a present,'' saying which she handed the button to Mr. Mitchel, across whoso countenance Mr. Barnes thought he saw a fleeting smile of triumph pass. "I am proud of you, Emily. You command homage wherever you extend your influence. Do you know, Mr. Barnes refused to givo this cameo to me only this morning. Yon can guess why I wanted it." "Because it has my picture copied on it?" "Exactly. Mr. Barnes, allow me to add my thanks to those of Miss Remson. You can readily appreciate why we pre fer to have this bauble in our own pos session?" Mr. Barnes thought that he could. Ho saw that he was fairly caught, and that he could do nothing without making a scene. He met a glance from Mr. Mitch el which we knew was meant to re mind him of his promise not to annoy Miss Remsen. He bad about decided that he had been a fool to make such a promise and to have visited the place at all when ho suddenly changed his mind as a servant announced: "Mr. Alphonse Thauret." Immediately the detective remember ed the name. It was upon the card given to him by the Frenchman who had left tbe train at Stamford. He was watching Mr. Mitchel when the newcomer was thus unexpectedly announced, and ho thought ho detected a glance of displeas ure. Were these two men acquainted, accomplices perhaps? "Mr. Mitchel, let me present Mr. Thauret " said Dora. "I have had the pleasure of meeting the gentleman before," replied Mr. Mitchel, and with a stiff bow he crossed to the side of Emily as though to pre vent an introduction to her. This of course was impossible, and Mr. Mitchel was plainly annoyed. Emily stepped forward, extended her hand to Mr. Thauret, and then, turning, presented him to Mr. Barnes, who had arisen, and who simply bowed. "Ah! Mr. Barnes," said the French man, "I am delighted to meet you again." "Why, do you know Mr. Barnes also?" criod Dora, greatly surprised. "Who does not know Mr. Barnes, the celebrated detective?" He said this in that extremely polite tone so much as sumed by his race when inclined to be most complimentary. Yet Mr. Barnes thought that he had some sinister mo tive in thus proclaiming his connection with the police. Was it to prevent him from calling upon these women again? If so, he failed to make tho desired im pression upon Dora, for that young woman seemed fairly enraptured. "A detective?" said she. "Are you really tho great Mr. Barnes?" "I am a detective, but scarcely a great one." "Oh,"but you are, you are! I read all about tho wonderful way in which you caught that man Pettingill. And now toll me, are you going to catch the man who robbed tho woman on the Boston train yesterday?" "How do yoj know that it is a man?" asked Mr. Barnes, amused at hor impetuosity and pleased at the turn taken by the conversation. "Oh, it is not a woman! lam sure of that. I read about it in tho papers this morning. I bought three, so as not to miss anything. No woman would havo been clever enough to plan it all, and then carry it out so thoroughly." "This is very interesting," said Mr. Thauret. "Of courso, I, too, have read the papers, but besides that, as you know, Mr. Barnes, I was on the train myself, and the first to be searched. I have thought of the case ever since. In my own country we claim that our de tectives can unravel any mystery, and I am curious to know how you will man age in an affair of this kind. The thief evidently is clever; do you not think so?" Mr. Mitcliel had drawn apart and ap parently was absorbed in a conversation With Emily. Nevertheless Mr. Barnes was confident that he missotl little of what was being said by tho group of which ho himself was one. Under ordi nary circumstances he would not for a moment havo thought of speaking of so important a case before one who at least might be suspected of complicity. But these were not ordinary circumstances. Here were two men, about both of whom there was a mysterious connection with the crime, or crimes, which he was investigating. If either, or both, were guilty, it was evident from their cour age in visiting unconcernedly at the very building in which the murder had been committed that extremo skill would be required to obtain a conviction. The de tectivo therefore considered that these men must bo met with methods as bold as their own. Speaking in a tono loud enough to reach Mr. Mitcliel' ; ears ho said: "I think that the thief is clever, but that ho is not so clever as he considers himself." "How is that?" "Ho believed —I say 110, because, like Miss Remsen, I think it is a man"— "How delightful of you to agree with me,'' said Dora. "This man, then," continued Mr. Barnes, "considers that ho has misled me. He thinks that when I directed that all the passengers should bo searched I did so hoping to find tho lost jewels, whereas I was not looking for tho jew els, but for tho thief. " "How could you do that?" "You may think mo egotistic, but I hoped to detect him by his conduct. I was entirely successful. I know who stole tho jewels. " This was a bold as sertion, especially as Mr. Barnes had not decided the matter in his own mind. He wished to note tho faces of these men when he mado tho statement. Ho gained nothing by tho maneuver, for Mr. Mitch el seemed not to havo heard, while tho Frenchman quickly said: "Bravo! Bravo! You are better than Lecocq. It is like a wizard's trick. You pass the suspects before you in xeviow, and thon, presto! you pick out tho crim inal with your eye. That is a charming method, and so simple!" "Mr. Thauret," said Dora, "you are laughing at Mr. Barnes, and that is not good natured. Mr. Barnes says ho knows tho thief. I believe him. " "Pardoin. Me., is 80 years of ago and has just been shaved for the Urst time. Professor Dyebe, tho distinguished nit uralist, is entirely self taught and did not even know his alphabet when he <3 years old. M. Henri Mcnier, the chocolate manu facturer, has, -ays a Paris corri-spoil(lent, bought tho island of Anticosti. Canada, for the sum of 1,000,000 francs. Captain Thomas Morley, a survivor cf the charge of the Light brigade, Libby prison and the Ford's theater disaster, is iivlng in Washington and is in good health. William M. Evarts. who is now 78 years old. said a day or two since, "I attribute my good health to the fact that I always get out of bed late, and never tike any physical exercise. '' Congressman Harry Miner has managed to get uu extendod and highly compli mentary notice of his theatrical business in the new Congressional Directory by way of his autobiography. The new Russian minister to Welling ton is Ernst Charles Kotzebue, and he is of German orlgiu. He was in the naval service several years and comes of a family distinguished for its military service. William Morris, whom tho world usually thinks of as an artist and poet, Is a prac tical printer and the inventor of a print ing press which has turned out the most beautiful work technically of tho day. Lord Glasgow, the governor of New Zealand, when attending a cattle show re cently, admired u certain Shorthorn bull. Apparently, however, the bull did not ap preciate tho sentiment, for ho tossed the governor over a fence. William B. Alrlch of llarrisburg, for tho past 30 years cashier of the Dauphiu Deposit bank, has a very peculiar signa ture It Is almost as puzzling as tho sig nature of Henry C. Kelscy, the secretary of state of New Jersey. The Rev. Minot J. Savage, since 1574 pastor of tho Unitarian Church of tho Unit}-, Boston, has !>een called to the Church of the Messiah, New York, as as sociate to the pastor, Rev. Robert Collyer, tho salary to be SB,OOO a year. Nearly a half contury ago John Wana maker, the Philadelphia millionaire mer chant, was a resident of Fulton county, Ind., living on a farm near Akron, where ho trapped squirrels. Before reaching man's ostato he removed to the oast with his family. Congressman Cyrus A. Sulloway, mem ber for tho First Now Hampshire district, is a Salvation Army soldier in good and regular standing. Ho is a large, fiuo look ing man, and a lawyer of high ability and reputation. His wife, formerly Miss Mat tio B. Webster, is a Salvation lassie. Mr. John W. Williams of Chase City, Va„ Is 6 foot 0?i inches high, 45 years old and weighs 195 pounds. Ho had six broth ers. Four are now living, and none of them is less than 0 feet 2 Inches. His uncle, Patterson Jennings, was 7 feet. On his maternal side all are very tall people. ROYAL SMOKERS. Emperor William consumes an extraor dinary number of cigarettes dally. Tho czar of Russia has recently substi tuted tho pipe for tho cigaretto and seems to enjoy it. Old King Albert of Saxony smokes o heavy German pipe, with a porcelain bowl, and is devoted to it. King Humbert of Italy, liko his father before him, is what is called a "chain" smoker and keeps one strong cigar after another going all day long. King Leopold of Belgium Is very fond of his brier pipe and keeps his tobacco In the pagoda on tlio hack of a bronze ele phant on his library table. Archduko Joseph of Austria, tho head of the Hungarian brunch of the reigning family, is the only living member of the honse of Hapsburg who smokes a cherry wood pipe. Tho Dukoof York always sports a grimy and badly burned piece of old brier of the "cutty" order, which he has smoked ever since the days when he was a midshipman, the forbidden luxury could be only indulged In on tho sly. The emperor of Austria smokes so called Virginia cigars, which, being manufac tured of tho rankest tobacco at Triest, have straws running through thoin to mako them draw and ure so green that they have to bo hold In a llamo for several minutes to light. WORTH MORE THAN GOLD. Santatun Is a gray mass very much llko rubidium. Its value is SBO per ounce, al though at wholesale It would bo a trifle cheaper. Thurltim closely resembles pallodlum, but whpo tho latter Is worth only #8 per ounce its twin, thurium, Is sold for sl6o per ounce. Germanium, closely resembling tin, us It does, Is nevertheless worth $95 per oun will last, a pluy that oue rereads la .■* p|<*y that will endu^o." "The comedian adds to tho work of the playwright all tho Intentions that the an thor did not convoy." "The stage has not the merit of correct ing, but it has the right Ot preventing and the right of verifying." "In writing plays do not have tho pre tension not to be mistaken, but tho firm desire not to deceivo anybody." "Playwrights who hope to livo In tho future have hot only to Interest the pulv lie; they have to win individuals." "Plays are not written only for those who go to the theater. They are written also for those who do not go to the thea ter." "To convince a thousand Individuals one needs only to move them; to convince one person it is necessary to convince him." "Xonecan be a dramatist if It ' • not the flesh and lilood of humanity v .U ho Is disposed to give to tiicse wb >li n and to those who read." "Men and women go to thetliei: • only to hear of Jove and to tul o pari i the pains and the joys that it lias cuu I. All the other Interests of hnmanity rei; aiu at the door.'' "To express an idea, to formulate a the ory. to sustain an opinion in publio are things so grave that one's conscience 6hould never bo at rest if ono bo not abso lutely sincere." SOME NOTED WOMEN. According to the teaohlngs of at least ono rabbi. Eve was a blond. The Empress Elizabeth of Russia was one of the stoutest women of her time. Mrs. Slddons was large, with very striking features and an air of great per sonal dignity. Quoen Anne of England had a very red face, from tho constant uso of stimulants. Her irreverent subjects called her Brandy Nan. Eleanor of England had a very strong nose and an Iron will, and to tho latter, no doubt, owed her influence over her hus band. Fanny Mozart was a petite beauty of exceedingly pleasing address. Her man ners were very fascinating, and sho had a confiding, sympathetic way that won all hearts. Catherine II was a handsome woman In early life, but dissipation and vlco soon destroyed every trnco of her good looks. She became very fleshy and coarse In ap pearance. Henrietta Maria had a large raolo on hor neck. Sho was often solicited to havo it removed, but always refused, from a su perstitious motive, to have tho operation performed. Artemisia, tho wife of Mausolus, who built In honor of hor husband a tomb so splendid that it has given his name to se pulchral structures, was a brunette Groek beauty. Hor eyes were brilliantly black, and hor features very regular. A Chinese poem celebrates the praises of a Chinese beauty named Al-ee, who' lived about the time of tho much lamented Emperor Mo-vang, In tho elevonth contury. Bho was said to havo the largest eyos and tho smallest foet of any lady of her time. CURRENT COMMENT. The Goulds escape taxation in New York, but they can't escape Sister Anna's French investment.—Albany Argus. If tho poster fad continues to develop, tho tiino will como when evory man caj» booomo his own artist.—Washington Post. Tho first lesson in pessimism is loarned by tho small boy who lives In a steam heated and chlmneyless house on Christ mas.—Philadelphia Record. Now it is announeod that those World's fair medals will not bo sent out until spring. It may be pertinent to Inquire, "What springy"—New York Press- As gold has liecn discovered in Now Jor sey wo apprehend that England will be looking up hor bouu(hiry lipes on this con tinent to see whore Now Jersoy is.—Cin cinnati Tribune. If anybody had bought Lord Dunraven at this country's estimate of hlpi six months ago and should sell him at its es timate of lilin now, there would be anothor awful case of bankruptcy.—Boston Globe. A Kansas man has discovered that brandy can bo made out of wot olm saw dust. Now a discouraged Prohibitionist asks what chanco can "a good cause have when a man cfin go forth with a rip say? and got drunk on a rail fence.—Neogd News. SISTERLY CITIES. Bocomlng too fast Is tfco growlnpr ganger of overombltious municipalities. Chicago presents a timely warning.—Boston UlobO. Chicago boasts of being the best vacci nated olty in the oountry, and yet sho takes everything sho can get her hands on.—St. Louis Ulobo-Donnjcrat. It ought not to make much difference to havo a street oar striko In Philadelphia. It Is rather a slow town anyway, so tho pooplohavo time to walk.—Pittsburg Dis patch. Hobokon has become so moral of late that tho thirsty got tholr beer with a ben ediction, tho suicides are oausod by reli gious mania, and the Sunday dances aro sacred hops.—Jersey City Journal. Chicago papers devote a needless amount of space to discussion how tholr bankrupt town can "raise tho wind." Thero is no need of going to tho trouble of raising 16 In Chioago. Tho town Is full of it.—Wash ington News. OUR GIRLS. A homely woman is not nepessftrlly.ft woman who stays at home. —West Cnloh Gazette. It Is a pity thi\t girls do not practjoo patience more and tho piano less.—Atchi son Globe. Now let us have a woman's edition of Tho Congressional Hecord. Thoy haVo had a whack at almost everything else.— Pittsburg Press. Mrs. J. Ellon Foster made tho mistake of her life when she did not settlo in Utah and become United States senator.—Mil waukee Journal. It is particularly hard that tho price of camphor should bo forced up so high this year, of all others, when there aro so many pairs of bloomers to h» preserved.—Somor vlllu Journal. ADVERTISING TRUTHS. It is as foolish to uso too much spaco as too little. Words to on advertisement are like ipo« cac to a sick man. "Just enough" will strengthen; more will weaken. In a small advertisement thero should be but one catch lino. With more than one It Is apt to resemble a poorly set dis play ad. Never put Ln an ad. anything which does not api>oar convincing to you. If It will not Impress you, how can you expeot It? to impress others!' Tho first requisite of an ad. writer Is that ho shall be ablo to say the samo thing differently, but always concisely and in terestingly, several days ln succession.— Octavos Cohen. HOWE'S HOMILIES. Some people mistake contrariness foi originality. If there is any sham in a woman, It comes out when she has company. Investigate a popular woman, and you will find she has uo violent opinions. Ever* one discovers some day ?hat when ho asks for simple Justice ho Is asking too much. As people grow oldtr their allegiance to a town is foundod upon their interest In a grave In lis cemetery. Compel a man to loaf who has alwayjp ( been busy, and he Is as uncomfortable AS a loafer Compelled to work.— Globe. " w