VOLXXXII READ and REFLECT. A GRAND OPPORTUNITY—With the (lawn of prosperity just he foiv ua and tb« improvement in business notwithstanding We J ™T na ® •*. decided to close no* oor entire stock of Men's B -ys' ana t,ni re Clothing *li«'b we will continue to du at prices that will be to t * a< tage of all iit-Birm* to purchase ci thing. No matter bow litt'e or ow mu. b moDH you bave to iuve-t. we know it will be bard ou tfe Clotbiog business bo. *»■ *9 are de'ermwed have tno»e tb»n nt,y I*o stores in towu. Uur ctilnrro'--u mnrvt-li- «>f b»xuty; 11 U*- I at- novelties. HUCb as th Regent. Euclid NVpt.o.e I'.inoibiH.R. eters, Kilts vc. trom si»cts np_ Boys' Double at.d Single Breast Round aud Squate corner Flam or Plaited—AH will be -old without re-er*e WV will still coDtii u< to .--.rr» ml. and complete line of Hats SbirtH Tien. « olltt'S uffs, H .dkercblet*. Uu-lerA-ar, Hosiery Os>.,»|l- J»ckets, Sw.aters, Um Gr. lies. Trut.br. Teleacpes, Hammock, Brushes. Combs, Ppaiches. Cbain», ( barms, Rings, Coller and tuff rful tous Ac We still carry tbe ' Semper dem" Shirt, the best anlaandrieO shirt in tbe worla only $1 00. O.k 75 cent shirt is equal to any f 1.00 shirt on tbe market. Our line of Cb. vu.tt Percaile aud Madras shirt*, tul and complete. , . „ r .■ We have found that one man's motoy is better than two men s c ea and have adopted tbe cash plan atd find that it works wonder ' member that we are the old reliable, the pi .necr ol good goods at low pric s, that we bare been here a quarter ol a century against all comers and g >er have stated with too and dODe you good It will pay you to com? for mile* as we can save yon Money, no matter how low you are o -re B°o Lave no baits to pull the w'ooi over your eyes. A fair, square deal i wbai *e promise and are here to fulfil that promise. D-A-HECK, CE— 121N. Main St., Butler, Pa. John Bickel's 128 5. riain St. Branch Store ,2 5 N. riain st, Our large pring stock is arriving daily, and among this stock will be found all the latest styles in Ladies and Gents high grade foot wear, at low prices. Our Stock ol Men's 1 tes is large—Patent Leath ers'—Russetts, —Kangaroo's, —Cordovans and fine Calf shoes in all the latest styles—Large stock of Men's Low Cut shoes. 1 >ur stock of Ladies and Misses shoes is full, comprising of the latest styles—Razor Toe, —Pic- cadilly—and narrow quare Toes, are the latest, and we have them in Black and Russett, ln, Lace and Button; Also large assortment of La dies and Misses Oxfords —Opera Toe and Instrap Uppers. Ladies' Clotb Overgaiters— at reduced . prices. Gilt-E d gtd hoe Dressing. Patent+LEATHER+ nn T 'IT i 1 +TAN+ lUljLlt. If The balance of our Winter stock to be closed out regardless of cost or value—Rubber Goods—Men's Rubber Boots —Boston Can dee or Woonsocket boots, at $2,00 per pair—Men's Oil Grain Box Toe shoes Double sole and tap, at $1,25 per pair—Men's day shoes at 90c —Women's oil grain shoes in Lace or Button, at 90c — Misses shoes at 75c —Children's Dongola shoes, sizes 4 to 8 at 40c — Ladies Cloth and Brussel slippers, at 25c per pair. Full stock of Leather and Finding—Shoocmak ers' supplies of all kinds.—Best Cordovan Razor • straps, at 25c —Boots and shoes made toorder— Repairing neatly Done—Orders by mail will receive prompt and careful attention All goodssent by mail, we pay postage. When in need of anything in my litre, Give me a call. - JOHN BICKEL, 128 S. Main Street, BUTLER, PA. ♦♦MUIBBK THlS.++ HUSELTON'S ~ M Spring Shoes Easy, stylish and comfortable ■■Bijfe. Footwear for Spring and Summer. '% Jgp Onr Ladies and Men's Tan and | W +Black Shoes,* - |F Are such and extremely dressy. t We arc ready with an immense line in all colors, Russia Calf, Vici • ' Kid and Razor London; New A lew words in parting. Opera and I" rench Toes. Goto HUSELTON'S for my $ $ $ $ $ e . , .. 1,00 1,50 2,00 2,50 3,00 Shoes; don t you go any other '| £ J c that can't be matched In quality at same price In tills cltv. We have a splendid assortment ot HKI-CPiDE Millinery always in stock, both in Trimmed and Untrimmed poods. Orders promptly lined. M. F. & M. MARKS, 113 to 117 S. Main Butler. SKCIUTtir In Wall Street successlu.ly carried on with llie aid of our Dally Market Letter and pamph iets on speculation. MAILK'i l-'HEE Discretionary Accounts a Specialty. All In formation free. Bank references. WEINMAN k Co.. Stock and (iraln Broker*. 41 [.Broadway, New York. HUTLER. PA., THURSDAY, MAY 2, 1895. f7#' iMi|WOUR^ "Go on with your story," said Holmes, shortly. "Well, we carried him in, Abdullah, Akbar and I. A fine weight he was, too, for all that he v„s so short. Ma homet Singh was left to guard the door. We took him to a place which the Sikhs had already prepared. It was some distance off. where a winding pas sage leads to a great empty hall, the brick walls of which were all crumbling to pieces. The earth floor had sunk in at one place, making a natural grave, so wc left Achmet the merchant there, having first covered him over with loose bricks. This done, we all went back to the treasure. "It lay where he had dropped It when he was first attacked. The box was the same which now lies open upon your table. A key was hung by a silken cord to that carved handle upon the top. We opened it, and the light of the lantern gleamed upon a collec tion of gems such as I have read of and thought about when I was a little lad at Pershore. It was blinding to look upon them. When we had feasted our eyes we took them all ou£ and made a list of them. There were one hundred and forty-three diamonds of the first water, including one which has been called, I believe, 'the Great Mogul,' and is said to be the second largest stone in existence. Then there were ninety-seven very fine emeralds, and Ope hundred and seventy rubies, some of which, however, were small. There were forty carbuncles, two hundred and ten sapphires, sixty-one agates ami a great quantity of beryls, onyxes, cats'- eyes, turquoises and other stones, the very names of which I did not know at the time, though I have become more iamiliar with them since. Besides this, there were nearly three hundred very fine pearls, twelve of which were 6et in a gold coronet. By the way, these last had been taken out of the chest and were not there wher. I re covered it. "After we had counted our treasures we put them back into the chest and carried them to the gateway to show them to Mahomet Singh. Then we solemnly renewed our oath to stand by each other and be true to our secret. We agreed to conceal our loot in a 6afe place until the country should be at peace again, and then to divide it equally among ourselves. There was no use dividing it at present, for if gems of such value were found upon us it would cause suspicion, and there was no privacy in the fort nor any place where we could keep them. We carried the box, therefore, into the same hall where we had buried the body, and there, under certain bricks in the best-preserved wall, we made a hollow and put our treasure. We made careful note of the place, and next day I drew four plans, one for each of us, and put the sign of the four of us at the bottom, for we had sworn that we should each always act for all, so that none might take advantage. That is an oath that I can put my hand to my heart and swear that I have never broken. "Well, there's no use my telling you, gentlemen, what came of the Indian mutiny. After Wilson took Delhi and Sir Colvin relieved Lueknow the back of the business was broken. Fresh troops came pouring in, and Nana Sahib made himself scarce over the fri >ntier. A flying column under Col. Greathead came round to Agra and cleared the Pandies away from it. Peace seemed to be settling upon the country, and we four were beginning to hope that the time was at hand when we might safely go off with our shares of the plunder. In a moment, however, our hopes were shattered by our being arrested as the murderers of Achmet. "It came about in this way: When the rajah put his jewels into the hands of Achmet he did it because he knew that he was a trusty man. They are suspicious folk in the east, however; so what does this rajah do but take a sec ond even more trusty servant and set him to play the spy upon the first? This second man was ordered never to let Achmet out of his sight, and he fol lowed him like his shadow. He went after him that night, and saw him pass through the doorway. Of course he thought he had taken refuge in the fort, and applied for admissiou there himself next day, but could find no trace of Achmet. This seemed to him so strange that he spoke about it to a sergeant of guides, who brought it to the ears of the commandant. A thorough search was quickly made, and the body was discovered. Thus at the very moment that we thought that all was safe we were all four seized and brought to trial on a charge of murder—'hree of us because we had held the gate that night, and the fourth because he was known to have been in company of the murdered man. Not a word about the jewels came out at the trial, for the rajah had been deposed and driven out of India; so no one had any particular interest in them. The murder, how ever, was clearly made out, and it was certain that we must all have been concerned in it. The three Sikhs got penal servitude for life, and I was con demned to death, though my sentence was afterward commuted into the same as the others. "It was rather a queer position that we found ourselves in then. There we were, all four tied by the leg and with precious little chance of «ver get ting out again, while we each held a secret which might have put each of us in a palace if we could only have made use of it. It was enough to make a man eat his heart out to have to stand the kick and the cuff of every petty jack in office, to have rice to eat and water to drink, when that gorgeous fortune was ready for him outside, just waiting to bo picked up. It might have driven me mad; but I was always a pretty stubborn one, so I just held on and bided my time. "At last it seemed to me to have come. I was changed from Agra to Madras, and from there to Blair island in the Andamans. There are very few white convicts at this settlement, and, as I had behaved well from the first, I soon found myself a sort of privileged person. I was given a hut in Hope town, which is a small place on the slopes of Mount Harriet, and I was left pretty much to myself. It is a dreary, fever stricken place, and all beyond our little clearings was infested with wild canni bal natives, who were ready enough to blow a poisoned dart at us if they saw a chance. There was digging, and ditching, and yam-planting, and a dozen other things to be done, so we were busy enough all day; though in the evening we had a little time to our selves. Among other things, I Warned to dispense drugs for the surgeon, and picked up a smattering of his knowl edge. All the time I was on the look out for a chance of escape; but it is hundreds of miles from any other land, and there is little or no wind in those seas: so it was a terribly difficult job to get away. "The surgeon, Dr. Somerton, was a fast, sporting young chap, and the other young officers would meet in his rooms of au evening and play cards. The surgery, where I used to make up my drugs, was next to his sitting-room, with a small window between us. Often, if I felt lonesome, I used to turn out the lamp in the surgery, and then, standing there, I could hear their talk and watch their play. 1 am fond of a hand at cards myself, and it was al most as good as having one to watch the others. There was Maj. Sholto, Capt. Morstan and Lieut. Bromley Brown, who were in command of the native troops, and there was the sur geon himself, and two or three prison officials, crafty old hanr it? We might be in clined to take it up. and at least look into it, if we could agree as to terms.' He tried to speak in a cool, careless way, but his eyes were shining with excitement and greed. '"Why, as to that, gentlemen,' I an swered, trying also to be cool, but feel ing as excited as he did, 'there is only one bargain which a man in my posi tion can make. I shall want you to help me to my freedom, and to help my three companions to theirs. We shall then take you into partnership, and give you a fifth share to divide be tween you.' " 'Hum!' said he. 'A fifth share! That is not very tempting.' " 'lt would come to fifty thousand apiece,' said I. " 'But how can we gain your free dom? You know very well that you ask an impossibility.' " 'Nothing of the sort,' I answered. 'I have thought it all out to the last de tail. The only bar to our escape is that we can get no boat fit for the voy- apd JJO provisions to last us |or so long a time. There are plenty of little yachts and yawls at Calcutta or Madras which would serve our turn well. Do you bring one over. V*e shall eng-ag-e to get aboard her by night, and if you will drop us on any part of the Indian coast you will hare done your part of the bargain.' •' 'lf there were only one,' he said. "'None or all,' I answered. 'We have sworn It. The four of us must al ways act together.' " 'You see, Morstan,' said he, 'Small is a man of his %vord. He does not flinch from his friends. I think we may very well trust him.' " 'lt's a dirty business,' the other an swered 'Yet, as you say, the money would save our commissions hand somely.' " 'Well, Small,' said the major, 'we must, I suppose, try and meet you. We must first, of course, test the truth of your story Tell me where the box is hid, and I shall get leave of absence and go back to India in the monthly relief-boat to inquire into the affair.' " 'Not so fast,' said I, growing colder as he got hot. *1 must have the con sent of my three comrades. I tell you that it is four or none with us.' " 'Nonsense!' he broke in. 'What have three black fellows to do with our agreement?' " 'Black or blue,' said I, 'they are in with me, and we all go together.' "Well, the matter ended by a second meeting, at which Mahomet Singh, Ab dullah Khan and Dost Akbar were all present. Wc talked the matter over again, a,nd at last we came to an ar rangement. We were to provide both the officers with charts of the part of the Agra fort and mark the place in the wall where the treasure was hid. Maj. Sholto was to go to India to test our story. If he found the box he was to leave it there, to send out a small yacht provisioned for a voyape, which was to lie off Rutland island, and to which we were to make our way, and finally to return to his duties. Capt. Morstan was then to apply for leave of absence, to meet us at Agra, and there we were to have a final division of the treasure, he taking the major's share as well as his own. All this we sealed by the most solemn oaths that the mind could think or the lips utter. I sat up all nipht with paper and ink, and by morning I had the two charts all ready, signed with the sign of four —that is, of Abdullah, Akbar, Mahomet andmyself. "Well, gentlemen, I weary you with my long story, and I know that my friend Mr. Jones is impatient to get me safely stowed in chokey. I'll make it as short as I can. The villain, Sholto, went off to India, but he never came back again. Capt. Morstan showed me his name among a list of passengers in one of the mail boats very shortly afterwards. His uncle had died, leaving him a fortune, and he had left the army, yet he could stoop to treat five men as he had treated us. Morstan went over to Agra shortly afterwards, and found, as we expected, that the treasure was indeed gone. The scoundrel had stolen it all, without carrying out one of the conditions on which we had sold him the secret. From that day I lived only for ven geance. I thought of it by day and I nursed it by night. It became an over powering, absorbing passion with me. I cared nothing for the law—nothing for the gallows. To escape, to track down Sholto, to have mv hand upon his throat —that was my one thought. Even the Agra treasure had come to be a smaller thing in my mind than the slaying of Sholto. "Well, I have set my mind on many things in this life, and never one which I did not carry out. But it was weary years before my time came. I have told you that I had picked up some thing of medicine. One day when Dr. Somerton was down with a fever a lit tle Andaman islander was picked up by a convict gang in the woods. He was sick to death, and had gone to a lonely place to die. I took him in hand, though he was as venomous as a snake, and after a couple of months I got him all right and able to walk. He took a kind of fancy to me then, and would hardly go back to his woods, but was always hanging about my hut. I learned a little of his lingo from him, and this made him all the fonder of me. "Tonga—for that was his name—was a fine boatman, and owned a big, roomy canoe of his own. When I found that he was devoted to me and would do anything to serve me, I saw my chance of escape. I talked it over with him. He was to bring his boat on a certain night to an old wharf which was never guarded, and there he was to pick me up. I gave him directions to have sev eral gourds of water and a lot of yams, cocoanuts and sweet potatoes. "He was staunch and true, was little Tonga. No man ever had a more faith fbl mate. At the night named he bad his boat at the wharf. As it chanced, however, there was one of the convict guard down there —a vile Pathan who had never missed a chance of in sulting and injuring me. I had always vowed vengeance, and nov( I had my chance. I was as if fate had placed him in my way that I might pay my debt before I left the island. He stood on the bank with his back to me and his carbine on his shoulder. 1 looked about for a stone to beat out his brains with, but none could I see. Then a queer thought came into my head and showed me where I could lay my hand on a weap on. I sat down in the darkness and un strapped my wooden leg. With three long hops I was on him. He put his carbine to his shoulder, but I struck him full and knocked the whole front of his skull in. You can see the split in the wood now where I hit him. We both went down together, for I could not keep my balance, but when I got up I found him still lying quiet enough. I made for the boat and in an hour we were well out at sea. Tonga had I STRUCK HIM K 1*1.1.. brought all his earthly possessions with him, his arms and his gods. Among other things, he had a long bamboo spear and some Andaman cocoanut matting, with which I made a sort of a sail For ten days we were beating about, trusting to luck, and on the eleventh we were picked up by a trader which was going from Singa pore to Jiddah with a crowd of Malay pilgrims. They were a rum crowd, and Tonga and I soon managed to settle down among them. They had one good quality—they let you alone and asked no questions. "Well, if I were to tell you all the adventures that my little chum and I went through, you would not thank me, for I would have you here until the sun was shining Here and there we drifted about the world, something always turning up to keep us from Lon don. All the time, however, I never lost sight of my purpose. I would dream of Sholto at night. A hundred times I have killed him in my sleep. At last, however, some three or four years ago, wc found ourselves in Kug land. I had no ((real difficulty in find ing where ijholto lived, and 1 set to work to discover whether he had real ized the treasure, or if he still had it. I made friends with some oue who could help me —I name no names, for I don't want to pet anyone else in a hole—and I soon found that he still had the jew els. Then I tried to pet at him in many rrays; but he wao prettv sly, and had always two prize-ligi..^r... besides his sons and his khitmutgar, on guard ever him. "One day, however, I got word that he was dying. I hurried at once to the garden, mad that he should slip out of my clutches like that, and, looking through the window, I saw him lying in his bed, with his sons on each side of him. I'd have come through and taken my chance with the three of them, only even as I looked at him his jaw dropped, and I knew that he was gone. I got into his room that same night, though, and I searched his papers to see if there was any record of where he had hidden our jewels. There was not a line, however, so I came away, bitter and savage as a man could be. Before I left I bethought me that if I ever met my Sikh friends again it would be a satisfaction to know that I had left some mark of our ha tred; so I scrawled down thesipnof the WE WERE PICKED CP BY A TRADER. four of us, as it had been on the chart, and I pinned it on his bosom. It was too much that he should be taken to the grave without some token from the men whom he had robbed and befooled. "We earned a living at this time by my exhibiting poor Tonga at fairs and other places as the black cannibal. He would eat raw meat and dance his war dance; so we always had a hatful of pennies after a day's work. I still heard all the news from I'omiieherry Lodge, and for some years there was no news to hear, except that they were hunting for the treasure. At last, how ever, came what we had waited for so long. The treasure had been found. It was up at the top of the in Mr. Bartholomew Sholto's chemical laboratory. I came at once and had a look at the place, but I could not see how with my wooden leg I was to make my way up to it. I learned, however, about a trap-door in the roof, and also about Mr. Sholto's sup per hour. It seemed to me that I could manage the thing easi ly through Tonga. I brought him out with me with a long rope wound round his waist. He could climb like a cat, and he soon made his way through the roof, but, as ill luck would have it, Bartholomew Sholto was still in the room, to his cost. Tonga thought he had done something very clever in kill ing him, for when I came up by the rope I found him strutting about as proud as a peacock. Very much sur prised was he when I made at him with the rope's end and cursed him for a lit tle bloodthirsty imp. I took the treas ure-box and let it down, and then slid down myself, having first left the sign of the four upon the table, to show that the jewels had come back at last to those who had most right to them. Tonga then pulled up the rope, closed the window, and made off the way that he had come. "I don't know that I have anything else to tell you. I had heard a water man speak of the speed of Smith's launch, the Aurora, so I thought she would be a handy craft for our escape. I engaged with old Smith, and was to give him a big sum if he got us safe to our ship. He knew, no doubt, that there was some screw loose, but he was not in our secrets. All this is the truth, aUd if I tell it to you, gentlemen, it is not to amuse you —for you have not done me a very good turn —but it is because I believe the best defense I can make is just to hold back nothing, but let all the world know how badly I have myself been served by Maj. Sholto, and how innocent I am of the death of his son." "A very remarkable account," said Sherlock Holmes. "A fitting wind-up to an extremely interesting case. There is nothing at all new to me in the latter part of your narrative, ex cept that you brought your own rope. That I did not know. By the way, I had hoped that Tonga had lost all his darts; yet he managed to shoot one at us in the boat." "He had lost them all, sir, except the one which was in his blow pipe at the time." "Ah, of course," said Holmes. "I had not thought of that." "Is there any other point which you would like to ask about?" asked the convict, affably. "I think not, thank you," my com panion answered. "Well, Holmes," said Athelney Jones, "you are a man to be humored, and we all know that you are a con noisseur of crime, but dutyisduty, and I have gone rather far in doing what you and your friend asked ine. I shall feel more at ease when we have our story-teller here under lock and key. The cab still waits, and there are two inspectors downstairs. I am much obliged to you both for your assistance. Of course, you will be wanted at the trial. Good-night to you." "Good-night, gentlemen, both," said Jonathan Small. "You first, Small," remarked the wary Jones as they left the room. "I'll take particular care that you don't club me with you wooden leg, whatever you may have done to the gentleman at the Andaman Isles." "Well, and there is the end of our drama," I remarked, after we had sat some time smoking in silence. "I fear it shall be the last investigation in which I shall have the chance of study- ing vour methods. Miss Morstan has done me the honor to accept ine as a husband in prospective." He gave a most dismal groan. "I feared as much," said he, "I really can not congratulate you." I was a little hurt. "Have you any reason to be dissatisfied with my choice?" I asked. "Not at all. I think she is one of the most charming' young ladies I ever met, and might have been most useful in such work as we have been doing. She had a decided genius that way; wit ness the way in which she preserved that Agra plan from all the other pa pers of her father. Hut love is an emo tional thing, and whatever is emo tional is opposed to that true cold rea son which 1 place above all things. I should never marry myself, lest I bias my judgment." "I trust," said I, laughing, "that my may syvlvc the ordeal. Hut you look weary." "Yes, the reaction is already upon me. t shall be as limp as a rag for a week." "Strange," said I, "how terms of what in another man I should call laziness alternate with fits of splendid energy and vigor." "Yes," he answered, "there are in me the makings of a very fine loafer and also of a pretty spry sort of fellow. I often think of those lines of old Goethe: "Schade dass die Xatur nur elnen Mensch mas dlrschuf. Denn zum wurJlecn Mann war und turn Sc hel- icon dor Stoff." By the way, apropos of this Norwood business, you see that they had. as 1 surmised, a confederate in the house, who could be none other than Lai Rao, the butler; so Jones actually has the undivided honor of having caught one fish in his great haul." "The division seems rather unfair," I remarked. "You have done all the work in this business. I get a wife out of it, Jones gets the credit, pray what remains for you?" "For me," said Sherlock Holmes, "there still remains the cocaine-bottle." And he stretched his long white hand up for it. DIDN'T HAVE ANY USUAL BRAND How a Country Cousin Made Miserable a Xrwlj Made Man About Town. When an adaptive young man from the far corner of some New England or western state lives for a time in New York, and absorbs enough of its atmosphere to gain the prestige of a regular boulevardier, it's pretty hard now and again to have old times thrust upon him in the perspn of a primitive oousln or brother-in-law, whom he is bound in conscience to entertain. A case of this kind occurred last week, in which the artless relative saw noth ing but a screamingly funny lapse of memory, while the man about town found a mortification therein which was pretty hard to live through. A complete deliverance of the bump kin into the hands of the outfitter made him presentable, and then there was the little bachelor dinner at a Fifth avenue hotel given by the swell to the smart men, who wanted "to meet your cousin, don't you know." All went merry until the wine list came forth. To be sure, the bumpkin talked too loud and refused to under stand any monitory wink, but then he said nothing too badly out of place. "What wine will you have?" said the cousin, addressing him. "Haw! haw! I don't know, Cousin Dick, anything about the wine. You'll have to settle that yourself." "Shall we begin on a bottle of Sau te rne?" "Lordy, how can I tell! Anything you like!" shouted the red-cheeked, bullet-headed youth, who couldn't make head or tail of the winks and looks of deadly warning emanating from the swell's eye. People at adjoining tables pricked up their cars in amused curiosity, while the guests at the table looked a trifle disconcerted at the bumpkin's iioise. "What," said the swell, firmly plant ing' his index tinker on the word "Medoc," and glaring at the youth mesmerically, so that he might under stand and repeat it, "do you generally take?" "Usually!" shouted the youth. "Haw! Haw! Haw! Isnt that great? Usual ly nothing. Of course; never see wine. How could I? You know that, Cousin Dick, as well as I do. You never saw wine at home, and now New York makes you forget all about it. Usually —Haw! Haw!" and the terrible youth stretched out at full length and roared satisfactorily for about five minutes, while a sense of frozenness stole over his cousin and the swells looked on in amused pity. That frozen cousin is dead hence forth to family ties, in so far as dining social recruits is concerned, at least.— N. Y. Herald. The Fatal Word. "My darling," he exclaimed, raptur ously, "How brilliant you are. You fairly—er—bristle with ideas." The Chicago girl drew herself up to her full height and brushed hiin haughtily aside as she swept out of the room. "You seem to forget"—she turned on her heel at the door and faced him— "that I cannot brook anj T reference to my father's business." —N. Y. World. BOTH or THE SAME KIND. ' I " First Hoy—Who er yer lookin' at? Second Boy—Who er yer lookin' at? First Boy —Nothin'. Second Boy—So'm I.—Golden Days. Pat's Answer. A gentleman riding with an Irishman came within sight of an old gallows, and to display his wit said: "Pat, do you see that?" "To be sure Oi do," replied Pat. "And where would you be to-day If the gallows had its due?" "Oi'd be riding alone," replied Pat, A Remedy at tut "Colonel, what do you think of this country, anyhow?" "Needs another war, sir!" "Another war?" "Yea, sir; times are so hard I've only been able to keep half shot every day since the surrender." —Atlanta Consti tution. A I'OMlble Candidate. Miss Antique—My dear, the alarming spread of microblc diseases has resulted in the starting of an Anti-Kissing club. Will you permit me to propose you as a member? Miss Youngthing—Really I—l have no time for clubs; but perhaps grand ma will join.—N. Y. Weekly. Terrible Weather. Western Boy—You folks here don't know anything about cold weather. Eastern Boy —We don't, eh? It's worse than the North Polo here some times. Talk about cold! Phew! Why, one day this winter it was so cold that I •taj'ed In pitscjjaL— ISToIH COVER FOR PUMPS. A Method of I'rotcetlon Which !• Effect ive and Vet Simple. At the north, pumps in cold, bleak situations are liable to freeze up, caus ing a vast amount of trouble. In the accompanying sketch is shown a simple method of protecting one of the common piston pumps An outei jacket of wood envelops the pump. It should be large enough to allow a three-jjich space all around the sides. This space should be filled with chaff, finely-cut hay or straw, pressed firmly in position. Additional protection i 4 given by the piece of board, a, which has a hole in it that fits closely ovex the pump handle, and during the cold est weather, when the pump is not llj use, this board is placed as shown in the illustration, pressed against the side of the pump, and hung upon a nail at b. If in a windy location, the i PCMP PROTECTOR. spout should be stopped up with cloth, leaving enough projecting to readily remove it by. Anyone who has had to water cattle in the morning and has found the pump from which he pro posed to get water frozen solidly, will appreciate this simple arrangement for preventing such a state of affairs. Careless employes may leave the pump unprotected on cold nights, aad find it frozen in the morning. To fix in tlieix minds the duty of looking out for it, lot them carry 15 or 20 pails of watei from a more distant well for the morn ing watering, und they will not again forget it.—American Agriculturist. THE SOURING OF MILK. Thandergtorms Seem to Have* Bat Llttla to Do with It. From data deduced in various experi ments conducted by Prof. H. W. Conn., who has been trying to establish soma Identity between thunderstorms and the well-known phenomenon of milk souring, the conclusions drawn point to the fact that the atmospheric condi tions prevailing at such times are not such as to cause structural transforma tion in the lacteal fluid. Neither is the electricity which pervades the atmos phere at such times capable of souring milk, or even materially hastening the process. Some have suggested that ozone is one of the prime causes of the change from sweet to sour milk in a very short time, but Prof. Conn has proven that ozone is no more responsi ble for the change than are the electric conditions which prevail at such times. To bacteria, the microscopic atoms of vegetable growth which are now sup posed to cause almost everything, the professor attributed the souring of thtf milk. Milk is a favorite breeding ground of the bacteria. They grow best and multiply most rapidly during the warm, sultry period which immedi ately precedes electrical storms. These microscopic forms of plant life not only grow and increase in numbers with alarming rapidity, but each exudes mi nute drops of acid, which is so sour that none of the commercial acids can be compared with it. This acid sours the milk.—St Louis Republic. VICTORY FOR DAIRYMEN. States Have the Right to Regulate the Sale or Oleomargarine. The law of Massachusetts forbids the sale of oleomargarine colored to imitate butter. Benjamin Plumey, a Boston dealer and agent lot the Chi cago fraudulent butter rnakefs, under took to sell oleomargarine colored, con trary to law, relying on the ■neonsti tutionality of the law for protection. He was arrested and the case came be fore the courts, where he was tried and found guilty. lie appealed to the state supreme court and then to the United States supreme court. Justice Harlan rendered the decision, declaring that every state had a right to protect its people from frauds of all kinds, and should control the sale of food products in so far as to protect them from adul terations and fraud. The original package decision does not in any way prevent one state from forbidding the sale of fraudulent products from an ther state. The decision is a distinct vi tory for the dairymen of the United S.j.tes and covers about the whole ground of their contention. It sets at rest the ques tion of the powers of the states to reg ulate the sale of oleomargarine.—Farm News. The Kind of Cowa to Keep. A few years of grading up by means of using a thoroughbred male will give any farmer a herd of cows which will be a great improvement upon those of their mothers and grandmothers. It is well to test cows and know just what they arc doing. The churn is perhaps the most satisfactory way of doing this. Keep a cow's milk separate for one or more days, being careful to g£t out all the cream. Wh»n it is sour, churn it. The scales will tell, both with milk and butter, whether a cow is kept at ft profit or not. Remember that it costs at least 835 to keep a cow for*a year. If she does not return this in milk and butter she is kept at a loss. If all such cows were discovered and slaughtered, the number of cows at the present time would be considerably reduced, and at a great benefit to their owners. Hardly one man in twenty knows whether he is keeping his cows at a profit or a loss. They think it is too much bother to find out. They do not realize the importance of the subject. It means dollars and cents, but they do not realize it, and go on wondering where the profit goes.—(.olman's Rural World. He Was Right. Teacher—Now, l'atsy, would it be proper to say: "You can't learn m« nothing?" Patsy—Yes'm. I Teacher—Why? , Patsy—'Cause yer can't.—Judge. It Ocncraliy noria. Politiks —It would be a great thing for me if I could get some of my con ' stituents to eulogize mo handsomelj I just now. Can you think of any waj of getting them to do so? Hartless—Yes. Die. —Chicago ReQ ord. Two Ways. Little Boy—What's the difference ben tween an advanced woman and an) , other woman? Little Girl—Why, don't you knowl An ordinary woman doesn't let her hu» | band know that she is bossin' him, buj ' aadvanced woman does.—Good News. A Graveyard Affair. Editor (to author)—lA one respect, al 1 least, your story covers the ground. Author (transported) —Oh, thanks! ] am delighted! Editor—Yea; all your characters di« early.—Atlanta Constitution. Tbat Explain* It. Mistress (on the second day to new , cook) —Kathi, just be so good as to lend me five marks. Cook (abide)—Ha, ha: that's why ah« sa'.d yesterday the cook in her hous« was treated as one of the family!-—Dei