VOL XXXI THE PHOENIX. Do you know why the PHOENIX bicycle is the most popular wheel in Pittsburg? Do you know why it won the Butler-Pittsbugh race, and the Wheeling-Pittsburg? Simply because bearing, chain, tire, frame—all the parts —are made of the best material. Because we build the lightest.easiest running wheel that is safe and reliable for the roads. We also make a specialty of an easy running and light lady's wheel, which is equally popular. A guarantee is a good thing in its way. The PHOENIX guarantee cov ers every point, but the best point of all is the fact that repairs or claims for de fective parts constitute an exceedingly small per centage of our cost of manu facture. For catalogue and other information address, THE STOVER BICYCLE Mfg. Co. FREEPORT. ILL. or J. E. FORSYTHE, Agent. BUTLER, PA, BUTLER FAIR. September 4, 5,6 and 7, 1894. Entries in Horse and Cattle Departments close August 27th. EXCURSION RATES ON ALL RAILROADS. For Premium Lists Apply to W. P. ROESSING, Sec'y. BUTLER, PA. DECLINE. There has been a decline in the price of materials from which buggies and other vehicles are made, therefore a decline in the price of vehicles. Come quick and see before it advances again. S. B. MARTINCOURT & CO. BUTLER, - PA. W. F. HARTZELL. L. M. COCHRAN. BUTLER ROOFING COMPANY, Wholesale and Retail Dealers in —Excelsior Fire-Proof Slate Paint— For Shingle Roofs,and Ebonite Varnish for all Metal Roofs. Also, Agents for the Climax Wool and Asbestos Felt, the King of Roofing Felts. 11l kinds of roofs repaired and painted on the shortest notice. Estimates given on old or new work and the same promptly attended to. ALL WORK GUARANTEED. BUTLER ROOFING COMPANY, |ao SOUTH MCKEAN STREET, • * # BUTLER, PA. W Buy a Buggy that's reliable when you do buy one. Fredonia Buggies have everything in their favor—beauty, stability, ease. You can find this out by looking at 'em. Your dealer sells them. Made by FREDONIA MFG. C' Youngstown, O. <%<%<%<%%+%%%%%%%% IN MID-SUMMER % ■V Till AH ADTtSTIMHi V V I % 1 ■TIIULAKT rot BIRIKEHN <%, \ THE CITIZEN SELLS IT. V THE BUTLER CITIZEN. Jury Lists for Sept. Term, 1894. : List of Grand Jurors d.awn this 30th day j of-Jaly, A. I> , 1894, to serve as GranJ | Jurors at a regular term of Conrt begin j ning on the first Monday of September, I A. D., 18&4, the same being the 3rd day | of said month j Armstrong Austin, merchant, Butler 3rd ward. ; Alien Xicol, tanner. Cranberry twp | Allen W J, painter, Butler sth ward. ; Boozell A W. farmer. Clay twy. Book John, farmer, Wtrth twp. Bauder Uenry, miller, Muddyereek twp. Christie H L. farmer, Concord twp Doulhett Alex, farmer, W'infielJ twp. Davis Samuel laborer, Evan. City. Frazier Thomas W, miller. Jeffer>on twp. Heineman C M, editor, Bntler4th ward. Humes Thomas, farmer, Clearfield twp. Joseph Jesse, farmer, Allegheny twp. Kelly Wm, farmei, Cherry twp, Sooth. Lutz George, farmer Forward twp. Lefever David, farmer, Jefferson twp. Morrison Henry, farmer, Mercer twp McKnight Jatnes, farmer, Slippery-rock tp. Fearce Thomas M. firmer, Butler twp. Shall Casper, farmer Jackson twp, West Thompsou G W, fanner, Cherry twp, S. Troutinan W J, clerk, Butler stn ward. Vandike Samuel, gia-s Worker, Butler 1-t ward Walters C E, miller, Butler 3rd ward. List of Petit Jurors drawn this 30rd day of July, A D , 1894, to serve as Petit Jurors at a regular term of Court cuin menciug ou the wecoiid Monday of Sept , A. D., 1894, the name being the 10th day of said month. Anderson W C, farmer. Penn twp, south. Bartley W l>, farmer, Buffalo twp. Barto David, merchant, Evans City. Behm A n, farmer, Forward twp B'»>k LI. farmer, Krauklm twp. Boggs 11 C, merchant, Kvaus City. Ilraden J C, farmer, Cla. twp Black 8 J, farmer, Marion twp. Colbert Harvey. merchant, Itatler sth wd. Crawford T U, farmer.Allegheny twp. Douthett Jaine- Ai, farmer, Penn twp Ensminger W U, painter, Butler 3rd wd Elliott Robert, farmer, Buffalo twp. Elliot'. Riddle, farmer. Buffalo twp. Fleeger W B, farmer, Concord twp. Fielding Capt Wm, farmer, Slipperyrock twp. Fleming W A, Justice of Peace, Petrolia. Fitbian John, laborer, Parker twp. Flanigan Abraham, farmer, Oakland twp. Gilliland John F, farmer. Summit twp. Greenawalt Lewis, farmer, Jackson tp, E Glenn S W, farmer. Centre twp. Uazlett Leslie P, farmer, Forward twp. Hoover John I>, farmer, Parker twp Hilliard Jerry, carpenter, Washington twp south. Humphrey John, gent, Butler 4th ward. Uumphrey Wm, merchant, Muddycreek tup. Harbison J D, tanner, Clinton twp Jamison Armstrong B, pumper, Fairview twp west. (Cams J J, farmer, Butler twp. Knox E H, blacksmith, Uarmonv. Love Thompson, farmer, Clinton twp. Logan Levi, blacksmith, Jefferson twp. Manny John, farmer, Butler l*t ward. Morrow J W, farmer, Concord twp & cCandless Austin, farmer, Adams tp N. Miller W H, tailor, Butler sth ward. Miller Wm, faruiar, Middlesex twp. McAboy R C, Justice of Peace, Butler 2nd ward. Pearce W E, carpenter, Oakland twp. Patterson Joseph W, farmer, J«fferson tp. Petiigrew R U, blacksmith, Washington twp north. Rader Adarn, farmer, Forward twp. Smith C F, farmer, Buffalo twp. Snyder A. B, farmer, Washington twp N. Texter Gotlip P, farmer, Jack sou iwp E. Wilson J S, farmer, Centreville. Wright Alexander, farmer, Jefferson twp C. A „D. A business that keeps grow ing through a season oi de pression, such as the country has experienced, is an evi dence that people realize they save money by trading with us. We know, and always have known, the days of large profits are past. Without question we are giving more for the money than last year. Our stock is larger i 0 select from than last year. '".ALL ANDJSEE US. Colbert & Dale. AUGUST CLEARANCE SALE! Bargains in Every Department! Hat* 15c were sl, $1,125 sn• COM* IS." trait he has. I)o come in, just a little while; we're not robbers or Bonders, though things are funny. Bring your lovely dog. Will he fight a little mite of one?" "If he did I'd disown him," smiled Craig. She stopped and picked up a fluffy Skye terrier, and, holding it in her arms, led the way into a luxuriously furnished room with piano and fine pictures, a bright open fire, and evi dences of travel and culture in bric-a brac. It was strangely at variance with the wild Hnd lonely country out side, but oddly natural in Colorado. In the Rockies the unexpected is al ways happening; a day laborer Is often a college graduate waiting for a stake, or a cowboy may be the SOB of an earl acquiring experience "If we tried to snare travelers," said the young lady, coolly. "Louis would rather hurt our business, his manners are so bad. This is the den of Monsieur do Restaud, who came here to avoid the war with Prussia; lie was only a young lad then, but a boru coward; and bis brother is a colonel in the French army, his father a general. He daren't go back to France. Sit down, here's a chair for your coat; you will feel better dry I'll excuse your shirt sleeves." Talking all the while, she set a chair for his coat, one for himself near the hearth, and then, kneeling down by the big dog, she put the little one ou the lloor and proceeded to make tliein acquainted. Nkye instantly became a fluff of growl and fight; hut Mac, with an ennuyeed sigh, stretched himself and lay down to rest. lie real ized he was intruding, but meant to make the best of it lu peace. She jumped tip, tbe dog under her arm, and ilung a log mi tho fire. "There; are you comfortable?" she asked, standing and smiling on hint, a lovely flush on her face. "Delightfully so." Oliver looked at her in wonder. Was she child or woman? A slight, girlish figure, but beautifully formed, tiny hands and feet, a mass of short reddish curls around the neck, parted smoothly in the middle, hazel eyes with dark lashes, a nose retrousse, plquantly so, and a rosebud mouth that showed small white teeth of dazzling brilliancy. Her skin was almost unnaturally pale; and a dimple In her left cheek drew attention to its soft roundness. Her gown of yellow China silk clung to her beautiful curves, and the wide ruffle of the yellow around her throat was like the petals of a llower. lie looked at her left hand; there was no ring; in fact, all the jewelry she wore was a bunch of silver bangles on her rllfht arm. "Do you live here?" he asked, lamely, as she knelt again on the rug to pat his dog, Skye in her arms. Instead of replying, she made her dog sit up on its hind legs and beg an accomplishment Skye disliked show ing, as he desired getting acquainted with the new dog, and this circus busi ness seemed derogatory to his dignity. "See!" said the young woman, breath lessly; "isn't, he cunning? Hut he does it better when there Is not he never will show off. Can your dog give his paw?" "I don't think I ever asked him," stammered Oliver, who was thinking what a pretty picture the girl made. "Well, he Is too tired to tease now. Oh!" jumping up and standing by the fire, "you asked who I was?" "No; If you live here?" "Do you think," half sadly, "a person could live here?" "I—l don't know." "I do," said the young woman, em phatically. "I have tried It two years and winters, all the long shut-In months. I eat, sleep, breathe, but 1 don't live. lam called Minny—chris tened Minerva, after my father's ship a funny name, that dyj-s apt suit uK\ Children ought to Ite allowed to name themselves, don't you think so?" "It might be better, but Miuny i.s a pretty name, and," with a smiling glance of admiration, for Oliver liked a pretty woman, "suits delightfully. I was named think of that! —but luckily had a middle name. Allow me to introduce myself: Craig Oliver, of Denver, and your neighbor in the val ley of the Troublesome." "I am'" —she hesitated a moment and looked at him defiantly—"Mrs. de Restaud. I knew you'd have to know. I put it off on purpose. Now please don't look at me out of the corner of your eye and wonder I am not more dignified and stop being pleasant to me because I am married." "I don't see," said Oliver, uncon sciously becoming more distant, "that your being married makes any differ ence." "I am glad; for up here they daren't talk politely to me because of monsieur; in fact, for weeks I only have Skye to talk to. I know I run on foolishly; but I am like an exile meeting a neighbor from the home country. No gentle men come here; Lord Morris was not; he might have been once, but liquor changes everybody. Since Aunt Han nah was sent away, six months ago, there has not been a living soul here I even endured. By the way," smiling again, "are you hungry?" "I breakfasted this morning," an swered Oliver. "Well, I'll get you something to eat. Please let me; it's such fun to have a ■visitor. And don't you mind if you hear growls from the kitchen." She ran out before Oliver could ob ject; so he Rat and watched his steam ing coat, wondering if the proprietor would shoot on sight. He remembered now seeing the "crazy Frenchman," as he was called In the valley, a small, wizened creature, looking as if he took morphine, from his strange color and the unnatural brightness of his oyes. The pity of it! the girl—a chUd, almost—was his wife. "This is odd," he thought, "an adventure, and Doctor John will never believe a word of it." Unfortunately, Mrs. de Restaud had left the door ajar, and Oliver be came painfully aware of her conversa tion: "Annette dear —how I wish the Utes would carry you off! how tired they'd be. though, of their bargain!—let me get that tea. Don't you touch me. Witch! they'd hung you in Salem days. I am getting this for the stranger who looks like a hero out of a book—a big, broad-shouldered man; not a little, evil thing, like your dear monsieur oryour own pet Louis with his Sing Sing manners. Such u charming stranger, with the kindest smile, and eyes that smile too, and a gentleman like 1 used to know before I was shut up here. Cat, let the waiter alone! I hate your monsieur! his own father called him a coward. Oil, wait, ray love, until 1 practise shooting: some day I will put a little round bullet hole In your lovely cap-frill." A crash of crockery, the slam of a door, and Mrs. de Restaud came back, flushed and triumphant, with a loaded waiter and a conquering air. "Cold bam, fresh bread and tea," she said, setting it on the table. "It is better than nothing I have been on a foraging expedition and outgeneraled the enemy. Now, do eat! Perhaps you ought to liave whisky; but uionsieu* has the keys." "I have a flask," smiled Oliver, "but this tea is much better." "I think so. And are things nice, truly?" "The very best, and how good you can imagine to a man who has fasted since seven this morning. You see, I was bound to have that antelope; I was on his trail the whole day." "It seems cruel to kill the poor little things," she said, wistfully; "they have such a hard time in the winter, and the elk are so starved then they come down to the corral and eat hay with the cattle. I would like to put hay out for them, but I am not al lowed; and just think! my money has bought this ranch; it was mortgaged for all it was worth—monsieur spent everything, you know; but you don't know, and think I am dreadful." Shs ran to the window and looked out. "You would not mind," she said, anx iously, "hurrying a little? Monsieur ought to be back any moment. If he and his friends have been drinking very much they are ugly—especially monsieur. Oh, I did not mean you should stop!" "I am through," said Oliver, uneasily. "It was very nice, indeed; but I am afraid I have made yo" trouble, will do you harm by being here. You must know where Morris' place is." "Down the road here somewhere, but I don't know just where. I never wan there; It was not a tit place. Don't you think," she went on, feeding his dog scraps from the waiter while she spoke, "that it is funny of me to talk of my husband to strangers?" "I don't want to be a stranger," said Oliver, gently, "and you know one I>K RKHTAlfn'n WIFK STAOOKHKI) INTO rill ROOM. could not live here without hearing something of of " "The crazy Frenchman." Oliver put on his coat in silence. The big shepherd dog leaned his beautiful head against the girl's knee while she fed him, and little Skye, quite content with a stray bite now and then, looked on In approval. Oliver thought he would like to take her in his arms, as if she were thu child she looked. That pretty little yellow gown, the bright girl's face, with Its saddened look, touched him sorely, lie was not wont to IM* interested much In women; those he met were of two classes, and this child was of neither class 11 different being a pathetic, haunting one; a child In years, and yet two years a wife, and of such a man. She glanced up and saw his grave face. Her lips quivered. "Don't think me dreadful," she said, plteously. "I am so lonely, so forsaken, and you brought back the old dayH You look so kind, the words Just came; I could not help it. Suppose you were me shut up here, my father lost at sea, my mother dead two years ago, and my only friend, my only relation, say it wiis my duty" la sob) "to live here for ever and ever. I wish that you would try to like me, and that I could feel there Mas somewhere ill the world a good man who would be a friend to me and pity me." lie little hand in Ills big one and looked down • n her sunny head. "You are like a little child," he said, softly. "I know your life must l>e hard; I cannot bear to think of it. 1 shall he proud and happy to be your friend; I haven't many. When one has lived long in the world he has sorted the wheat from the chaff; ai}d I cau iviunt my friends on my fingers— on one hand, indeed." ' Then let ine be the little finder," she said, shyly. The sound of horses' hoofs outside mnde her withdraw her hand suddenly, and a frightened look came over her face. Oliver picked up his riding whip, bit his lower lip. and waited. Mao. with a growl, slunk up to his master's heels. The door was flung rudely open, and a man .4tepped in the room, so overcome with anger lie could at first form no words—a little man, with a dark evil face, sunken eye*, and long black beard. His corduroy suit was dripping, and the hat he flung on the table boaking wet. He hud the air of one who had ridden fast in an evil mood. "Are yon keeping a hotel, Madame de Restaud?" he hissed. "Truly this is a very pleasant surprise for a man." "The gentleman asked shelter. Hen ri," the girl said, trembling. "He lost his way, and Louis would not tell him how to find Lord Morris' place." "You can of course give me the di rection," Oliver said, courteously, though his hand clinched the whip handle tighter. "Lord Morris told me of your hunting exploits. 1 thought we should have met before this; but Doctor John and 1 are unsociable sort of men and don't go about much." "The road you came, straight down two miles, turn to the left." saiil De Restaud, coldly. "My man has your mare ready." "Thanks. Mrs. de Restaud, you nave shown true western hospitality. I shall always remember it. Good night" He could not look at that shrinking Igure, with itu frightened eves. "Good-by," ah? said, sadly, "i hope you will find your road." As he closed the door he heard her give a cry of pain, as if she had been rudely seized, and he almost stopped, then went hastily down the steps. He wished one of the ruffians dismount ing before the porch would speak to him; he would have liked to silence him. No one spoke, however. Even Louis led the mare up in silence. Oli ver looked her over a« he mounted, tossed the man a dollar, and said, as he cantered off: "I trust you and I will meet again. my civil friend." The gate was open, so he went easily past all pitfalls and, the mare being rested, in a short time he saw the light from his own cabin, and with an odd sense of comfort, too. A lost, homeless man is a pitiful object the world over. Mike rushed out to take the mare; he was just going to look for him; the doctor had worried. But Oliver, with out a word, went into the house. He went to his cigar box. lit a cigar, then stood before his own hearth with a queer air of possession. It was just as he thought. There sat Dr. John In that ridiculous flowered dressing-gown and embroidered cap, with his eternal pipe, as unconcerned as possible. "Hack at last, old man?" said I)r. John, cheerily. "We were fretting worried about you." "Thanks," growled Oliver. "We waited supper," continued the other, a little, elderly man, with bright blue eye#, close-cut gray hair and long gray l>eurd. "Mike was bound to go for you." "And you to prevent him," sneered Oliver. "Well. I did think it nonsense. Where could he look? Let's eat." "1 am not hungry. I had supper." "Where?" "At a house," Oliver answered, briefly, as Mike entered with the sup per things. However, he sat ijown and found himself eating heartily. Neither man spoke, Dr. John being used to Oliver's moods. The ineal over, they sat before the lire. Oliver took a cigar, while Dr. John lit his pipe. "I was at the summit of Sisty's peak to-day," said Oliver, after a long si lence. "Ah?" interrogatively from Dr. John. "I followed an antelope—a splendid ■hot, the best I've had; a big buck." "Too bad you did not bring it. We're out of meat." "But I did. I know you." Oliver smiled. "The evidence is on my sad dle." "There's a butcher-shop at Park- Tllle." said Dr. John, meditatively. "Is there?" said Oliver, Indifferently. "I was not that way. I had supper at De Reataud's." "The crazy Frenchman's? Honestly, Craig?" "I give you my word. His wife U a sweet little woman." "They all are to you, my boy. Your weakness. You don't say!—at De Restaud's!" Dr. John smoked awhile over it. "Actually got in his house! Why, they say he is the very devil. You were lucky you didn't, lose your life in stead of your way." Craig looked into the lire. He thought of the little tfirl in the yellow gown. How plainly he remembered even the bangles, the Skye terrier, the dimple In her cheek! perhaps he had lost hit heart. |TO BE CONTISt'tD.J Objaot ttuon on the Chair. Teacher (having directed the attea* tlon of the class to the various parta of a ohalr)—Of what use is the seat In a ohalr? Bright Little Oirl (who knows It all) —1 know. Teacher —You may tell the class. Bright Little Girl —To keep the peo ple from flopping on the floor. —J uage. llllChteoo* Indignation. "I want a divorce," she said, as she sank into a chair in tlio lawyer's of fice. "From your husband?" queried tha careful attorney. "No, fcoin my grandfather!" aha •napped, as she bolted through the door and slammed it behind her.—Lift. John and Hit Old Man. "I never see John these days. Whera is he now?" "He's off somewheres a-learnln' ol Latin." "And the old uiau?" "Hpllttln' rails In dialect, fcr to pay John's bills."—Atlanta Constitution. KNEW lIV RXrKKIKNCK. i iiS^L Hllas—-I feel Just llh.- a elt^'«hap, dressed up In these city clothes. Hannah (with a far-away look)— Yeg, Indeed you do, Milas. Them city fel lers, at boarded here last summer, till wore clothes that were nice and soft, like these. —l'iiek. A Bovlue Itrpartar. 11a picked up s hickory bough, Anmi!i'hu-R>uln( A TV *»Y. The mr-n v.-ho enjoyed prominence in the military and civil service of tha fonfedtrecy ure rapidly passing from" the arena of national politics, says thfl Augusta Chronicle, below is a record of such as nrestill in active life at Washington: senior United State* senator from Alabama, John T. Mor gnn. was a brigadier general in the confederate armyi and her other sena tor, James L. Pugh, was a member o$ tbo confederate congress. Joseph Wheeler, who attained the rank oj lieutenant general in the confederate service, has for twelve years been tha representative in congress from the Eighth Alabama district. The senior senator from Georgia, John B. Gordon* was likewise a lieutenant general ia the army of the confederacy. Edward. C. Walthall, of Mississippi, a major general In the confederate service, and of late the junior United States senator from his native state, while not now In active politics, having resigned for the balance of his present term in the up-, per house, has been elected for and 1* confidently expected to take his seat in that honorable body in March, 1895. The senior United States senator from Missouri, Francis M. Cockrell, was % brigadier general in the confederate army; and the other senator from that commonwealth, George G. Vest, held positions in both houses of the confed erate congress. The present senior! United States senators from both North and South Carolina, Matt W. Ransom and M. C. Butler, were major generals in the confederate service. The repre- Cmtatlves from Tennessee itf the upper ouso of congress are I sham G. Harris, the senior, and William B. Bate, who la the Junior senator from that com* monwealth. The first mentioned waft ft war governor of his native state and the last named was a major general in the confederate army. And Eppa Huutou, who service as brig adier genera! in the confederate army.) present occupies the position of Junior senator from Virginia In the fcongress of the United States.- Thus do we perceive that of the multitude of t}xoM who distinguished, themselves in the military and civil annals of the confederacy only twelve remain in na tional halls. *N OFFICE SIXTY-FOUR YEARfe liw R*eord of an Octogenarian Poatmat tar In the Buckeye State. General Bissell has found ft man in the postal service whose ex perience has Interested him so greatly, that ho contemplates making use of a tecent letter written by this man in preparing his annual report, says a writer In the New York Times. W. H.' Wallace, Sr., postmaster at Hainmonds rille, 0., now eighty-two years of age, Vrote two fair pages of letter paper recently without noticeable error of 00 in position and In good, firm hand, to give the secretary his experience in brief, ne has been sixty-four years in the postal service, having held offioe under thirty postmaster generals. He begun when he was still a boy, and haa. been the postmaster at Hammondsvillo many years. When he was first post piaster, and the charge for letters waa twenty-five cents for four hundred bail cs or over, ho had taken two bush els of oats, or two bushels of potatoes, or five dozen of eggs, or four pounds of putter, or two-thirds of a bushel of Wheat, or one and one-third pounds of Common wool as a fair compensation B kind for the postage. The postage On thirty-two suoh letters, he say», Would be about equivalent to the E-ioo of a good milch cow. The post asters were expected to look out that letters were written on one sheet of pa per; if they were on two sheets the postage was to be double. Mr. Wal lace gives some entertaining accounts pf his many long trips over the moun tains before the railroads were con structed, indicating that ho waa a traveled man many years before there was much traveling between tho east and the west. That he Is a pretty papable citizen at his age Is plain from the fact that, besides being postmaster, he is the station agent for the Penn sylvania railroad at liainmondsville. LARGEST ROSE BUSH. lUMIt Hm tha Honor of Having This Bwitlfal Mountain of Flower*. "Tho largest roue bush in the United 6tato* Is In Mobile, Aln.," said a citizen Of New Orleans to a reporter for the pt. Louis Globo-Pemocrftt. "It belongs to the species which, In common par lance, Is known as the cluster musk rose, and blossoms so luxuriously thai during the reason from three to four bushels of roses haTe been gathered la ono week, and when shedding its potuls tho ground beneath is complete ly covered with Its fragrant blossoms. Its trunk for five feet from the Kound, 1h nearly a foot In olrcumfer oe, and it has becti estimated that if branches grew on one continuous tine it would cxcood a mile in length. Theso branchos ha*e entirely covered the side of the house near which th®, bush growH, and have extended to the. neighboring trees surrounding it, BO that when it in In bloom It forms a per fect liower of roses" Oenln* Rewarded. Congressmen sometimes adopt queer expedients t<> goin the good will ox their constituents. Years ago, a mem ber from a western state was afraid thut his tlrst term would be his last, as he had not inuuuged to make himself a power in congress. While he wab de bating what he should do, a friend •aid: "You live noor the center of the Uultcd Stutcw, dou't you?" "Yob.' 1 "Thou, why don't you introduce a bill to liuvit the capital moved to the prin cipal town In your district?" The congressman Introduced the bill, and the people of his district at once con cluded lie was a great :nan and sent him back for another term, lie rein troduced tho bill in the noxt congress, and, although It was promptly pigeon holed in committee, his constituents gave him a third term, as a reward for bU genius. Thoughtful Olrl. Mr# Jacobs—Eva, you know we ex pect the new boarder to-night. Is tho Family Uible put away? Bra-Better than that, ma. I have left one of my pictures is his bureau flrawcr, accidentally, aud marked it, Jotober 18, IWS, aged nineteen udge. name the World Over. Moxey—Oadl T wonder what the poor Icelander does when he comes homo from tho club after a six months' even ng poker party? Mrs. Moxy— Probably the same thing fte says hero—' My dear, it's very early I" i-N. Y. World. A Nafflrlent ItMion. The admission of a stranger, who had moved into the vicinity but recently, into full membership in the church bothert-d Deacon Johnson very much. He disliked the man, and felt quite con vinced ho was not worthy to become a member, but ho could make no deiinito charge against him. When the church Session had the man's application under Consideration, the deacon protested •gainst his admission. When pressed to give his reasons, he said: "Wal, pah ftoii, lie foe' ob de inattah is 1 feels dat bo's u wolf In klieop'sclothing." "i»at's a liebby chadge, lirudder Johnslng," said tho parson. "W'y do t'ink so?" "I dun'no', but It 'pears tome ho don't bloat jest like de rest ob de flock."— Harper's Maymilnu,