VOL XXXI THE CLEVELAND BICYCLE. Constructed of the be.st known ma terial, by the best skilled labor, fitted with the best bearings in the world, that are positively dust proof- The most resilient tire vet invented—that can !>e repaired quicker and easier than any other tire in the market. Every wheel guaranteed. i CD ROADSTER. CLEVELAND NO. 8. Another great point That Punctures Competition Is the all around excellence of the CLEVELAND WHEELS. That explains their popularity. CLEVELAND NO. 10. | H. A. LOZIER 4CO Cleveland, Ohio, ; OR J. E. FORSYTHE, Agent. BUTI-Eii, PA. AGENTS WANTED. Harness Given Away! There are about 21,000 adults in Butler county, and we want all to know that we are the largest dealers in the State in everything pertaining to a Driving or Team Outfit, and sell cheapest. As an ind jcemciit to have you investigate, we have placed on our show horse a set of Good Harness of our own make, and Wil.L GIVE THEM TO THE PERSON WHO (iUESSE THE HORSE S WEIGHT OR NEAREST TO IT. ; Every adult person allowed to guess once. You are not : asked to buy anythi tg. It is free as the air y>l breathe. ; All you have to do is to come in, register your name in a ; ; book we have prepared for that purpose 'and make your • ; guess in plain figures. Guessing begins Monday June 4, and closes July 20,'1894. at 12 o'clock, noon, at whit it tim the horse viU be weighed and tin harness given to the person guessing i>is exact weight or nearest to it. Should more than one gues> !h exact veight or be tied the har ness will be given to the one whose name i.s first on the register. The horse has never been weighed. We do not know his weight, ami will not allow him to be weighed until after the guessing close*. All have an equal chance. No one in our employ allowed a guess. Remember, we do not ask you to buy anything to entitle you to a guess. We just want you to see where we keep Buggies, Wagons. Carts, Harness and all parts of Harness, Wheels, l ops, Cushions and Lazybacks, Neck Yokes, Buggy Poles, Singletrees, Harness Oil, Axle Oil, I ap Dusters, Fly Nets, Horse Collars, Brushes, Curry Combs, and verything belonging to a Driving or Team Outfit. S. B. Martincourt & Co. 128 East Jefferson Street, BUTLER, - - - PA. S. B. MARTINCOURT. J M. LIEGHNER. P. S.—No one under 16 years allowed to guess. We wil giv them a chance soon as this one closes THE HARDHAN ARTCOHPANY. We are located now «» 1:0 S »uth Mai l Str.-.-t, adjoining tn H ide Si 1 >•*' , < ,1, ire large, tine and f»nm > iiou . I'D ..•! 1 .1:. 'Urge n •■its mi Lite Size, Han 1 Made FinisueJ Por i itf- tli ftne.t French artists obtainable. In ph )togr »)jiis V. give vHI results and effects that cannot be produced outside of our Studio. We use only Standard Brand Collodion Paper and not Gelatine, a cheep and inferior paper used by many. Picture and Por trait frim.-s; special prices to jobbers. Compare our work with any Standard Work made or sold in the ->t.ite. Our victorious motto, "We Harmonize the finest work with the promptest seivice and the lowest j rices for the quality of work." Beware of tramp artists and irresponsible parties and strangers. Have your work done by r< liable and re sponsible parties that guarantee all work satisfactory. Call and examine our work and samples and read our many tes timonials, THE HARDMAN ART COMPANY. WALL STREET! ro OPTUAT*#ucc«e#rf LLY IV WALL STREET I Join our Co>op«rativ« H. B Miock gvo-Jicat* lOOtj 500 jxsroent. v r *'Oum «»»ily made. J tui] without rwk. Hen') for "Pru»|«clu« «uer 1 MDt. p«iH t" lh« »ok»orib.-Mi u the r«»ull of ftfMrilioun ir >"> D « IW'Ai#n t., imm. A Co «r»l» and Cratl. tt IJr .»rtw*r * Y Subscribe for the CrruiN. THE BUTLER CITIZEN. Hotels and Depots, W R. j( a lin»- of i'Hrri<*if«n tmtwm-n th« hovels and iepotg of the town. Pbarren re**'•liable. Telephone N > 17 ' !<••«•/<• .riler* »t Hotul v (jowl Li very in v r-onneclion W. J. amber North Pembroke, Mas». After the Grip Relief from Hood's Sarsaparilla Wonderful and Permanent. "C- I. Hood & Co., Lowell. Mas* : '• I had kidney trouble and severe pains In my back, which was brought about by a cold eoGtracted while in camp at Linnßetd in 1 I have been troubled more or less since that tin.e and have l*en unable to do any heavy work, much less any lifting. I received only temporary relief from medicines. I.ast spring I had so attack of the grip, which left me with A Bad Cough, Very Weak physically, hi fact ray system was completely run down. I tried a bottle of Hood's Sarsapa rilla and it made me feel so neich better that I fuutinued taking it. and have taken sii bottles, t Lias done wonders for me. as I have not been ao tree from my old pains and troubles since the Hood's^ 1 * Cures war. I consider Hood's Sarsaparilla a God-sent blessing TFL the suffering." WILLIAM J. liAKXit. North Pembroke, Mass Hood's Pills cure Constipation by reitor *■£ (fet pcrUUllie action of the alimentary canal. A Scientist claims the Root of Diseases to he in the Clothes we Wear. The bost Spring remedy for the*blues, etc, i.s to discard your uncomfortable old duds which irri tate the body.-leave vour measure at ALAND'S for a new suit which w ill fit well, improve the appearance bv re lieving vou instaiit- J lv of that tired feel ing, and making vou O 7 cr* •/ cheerful and active. The cost of this sure cure is very moderate TRY IT. C. A D D. A business that keeps grow ing through a season ol d< - prtssion, sue h as the country has experienced, is an evi dence that people realize they save money by trading witii us. We know, and always have known, t!>e days of large profits are past. Without question we are giving more for the money than last year. Our slock i-> larger t > select from than last year. CALL AND SKi; US Colbert <& Dale. Peremptions M A Specialty. At Redick's Drug Store. We d<> not handle anything hut pure drugs, o«*t t|me you are in nit-dol medicine plem-e give un a Call. Wa are bead reason why your ' captivity should b<• uncomfortable." Calicot smiled. "You fight the in- ; evitable with sophistry," he said. > "There is but one other means after that. It is violence. Ido not accept your argument and I do not recognize your authority, but I am deeply inter ested in your hallucination." "Enough," replied Hendricks. "May I ask you to give up yotir arms?" "I give you my word as a gentleman that I never carry any and am unarmed at this moment," said Calient "Then pardon me a moment," said Hendricks. "You will have to ac company me." Ho went to the door and spoke to one of his men. He thought, us he turned to come hack, that both Mra. H'*ndrlcks and Calicot made a motion of their bodies as il they had leaned forward to sjiealt to each other. "Will you accompany me, sir?" said Hendricks. "Certainly not voluntarily," replied Calicot. "I am an officer of the law. You arc resisting the due process of that law." "I regret exceedingly," said Hen dricks, "that you should insist upor force." "That is your responsibility—-not uiine," observed Calicot. Hendricks called in two men. "lie move this gentleman to the shaft," h< said. The men stepped on either side of j Calicot. "Ti«t i.i aufljuicyt," he said. "You «eed V * I BT T TLEH, PA., FRIDAY, JUNE s, 1804. He- then made a bow to Mrs. lien dricks and walked to the signal room. After a consultation with the gen eral Hendricks followed him. The shaft was open and the lift was wait ing' in the room. It was impossible to see the mechanism of the floor for the window had been darkened by a closed shutter. Justus the two men stepped iato the elevator the sharp report of a rifle rang out clear upon the air and was almost immediately followed by at least half a score of answering shots. The two men in the elevator looked at each other. "That is the return of your lieuten ant," said Hendricks. "Yes." replied Calicot. calmly. "He is a brave fellow and a warm friend." "Let us hope that there is no blood shed," '-aid Hendricks, "and that we I shall enjoj' his society." CHAPTER XIV. It was this year that the new phase of imported socialism came into view with the "Industrial Junta," as it wai called. The branches had been or ganized secretly and it was known that the mischievous order lmd its lodges in all the states. Public atten tion was not however awakened to the power of the "Junta," until the St. Mary's riota occurred. St. .Mary's, at one time a mere suburb five miles from Paducah at the confluence of the Ten nessee and the Ohio, had five years be fore become an important manufactur ing place owing to its purchase by an s Er il-h syndicate and the erection i there of enormous workshops. The principal industry was the manufac t: re of cutlery and all kinds of copper tools, hardened by a new process, equal to the finest steel. The same syndicate had purchased an enormous tracK of copper-mining land on Lake Superior and communication was di rect and inexpensive by mean* of the Mississippi. This English company had obtained the secret process of harden ing copper, so it was said, from a poor American mechanic. At the time of the trouble with the men, there were over ten thousand operatives employed at St. Mary's. The place may have con tained five thousand other inhabitants but all the stock holders lived abroad. It was a town of factories and chim neys and, save at the outlying end of Its main thoroughfare where one of the directors and several of the super intendents had erected handsome houses, its residences were cottages of unpretentious form. It had a bank also owned by the company; a free li brary, several churches and a public hall called "The Forum." The trouble between the company and the work men was at the start a trifling one and would have been adjusted by the work men themselves if it had not been for outside interference. "The Junta" had had its eyes on this point for a year and resolved to make it the start ing point of its socialistic upheaval, ft succeeded in getting its own men into the works and disaffecting a largo number of operatives. A strike of one branch occurred early in the year and the company sent men from England to take their places. It was not proven that they came under contract, but no one doubted it. In six months they had taken on three hundred men guardedly and singly, and, having dem onstrated to their own sath faction the feasibility of importing their lal>or in a surreptitious manner, undertook a colni/.ing scheme. They put up live hundred cottages on a large tract and let the property and invited immigra tion, disclaiming any desire to get workmen. It was not till a reduction of v. ages took place and another st rike occurred that the colonisls proved to be able to take the place of the dis charged men who were, In the mnin, j unskilled workmen At this point tlie i actual trouble b -gan. The skilled American workman sympathized with | the men who had gone out and four of She factories shut down '* ;.e director appear . to have twen a i pragmatic Englislui./jn, without the | tact of prudence, There wa .. at the time, a million dollar > in specie on 1 temporary deposit in the St. Mary's i bank, being the two payments made by the government for a large contract ! for copper gun-barrels. This money ; should never have reached St. Mary's 'in coin. ISut there had been a loud ! outcry from different parts of the coun try that all the profits of the company ; went to England, and the disaffected . men of "Tie- Junta'' had reechoed it i bitterly. This director, therefore, whose name wa:-. Matlock, had advised the company to use the money at St. ffiWLUN | YVWitUJiUJ««V» MtyJMttiT. Marr's in paying off the indeVedne >n the improvement scheme. He ap peared to think it would have H good effect. On the night after the strike three of the new houses built bv the company were burned. The striking workmen were charged with the in cendiarism. but den»l it. The next day there were three or four thousand men out of work in the town and a very angry feeling. Director Matlock injudiciously ev pres-sed'au opinion about the origin it the fire which made the l>etter class of striking workmen indignant, and the j sent a delegation to the office of tlie works to get a statement from him di rectly, and they encountered at the door of the office six men, armed with slubs and pistols, who ordered them away. An altercation ensued. Two of the delegation were knocked down and one had bis skull fractured. The remainder of the men went back for reinforcements and in an hour there was a mob of five hundred men l>efore the office. They demanded that the perpetrators of the outrage should l>e handed over or they would enter the building by force and take them. Mat lock refused to give them up. Tlie mob then broke into the office, seized the men and took them into the stri t. where they were beaten to death. The director then sent for the sheriff at HENIsRICKS SAT UP ALL O.NE XIOItT REAPING THE PA IT.BS. Paducah and telegraphed to the gov ernor that the English company's property was in danger and he de manded the protection of the ; trite. At this juncture a large number of the remaining workmen who had taken no part in the strike protested against the action of the director and went out with the others. The whole town was yuv in u fer ment of excitement, and that t.i'rht Mr. Matlock began to la! e tiiea-.tires to have his gold transferred. The next day an event occurred which is unprecedented in the history of strikes. In order to understand it In its extraordinary details, it is neces sary to explain the topography of St. Mary's. 'Die town i-> built on the fir ! and second of the natural terraces and cov ers in a scattered way an area of per haps three square miles. To tlie south west and overlooking the town is what looks like a portion of » third dud larger terrace, but which is tlie level of a long stretch of tableland that extends south and west with a steady fall for fifteen or twenty miles. It is a poor and sparsely inhabited country covered with scrub oak and gum trees and answer# in many re spects to the southwestern land of Kentucky which is still called tho "Barrens." There are few roads and these are very bad. All local travel skirting this region follows the Clark river on the lino of the I'adticah railway. It is not at all inaccessible from St. Mary's. It is simply uninvit ing. About a mile out there is an old house standing half hidden in the gum trees and brush near the one road. It was built ten years before by a man who manufactured potash and tannin from the oak stumps and is said to have done quite a business there in a drudging way. About six weeks be fore the troubles broke out at St. Mary's the place was hired from an old negro into whose possession it had fallen by a man who gave out that he was going to fit it up for the manufac ture of emery paper, a great deal of which was used at St. Mary's and ma terial for which had been found in a crude state somewhere in the neigh borhood. He had been receiving his stock of machinery and implements over the Paducah road. On the morning to which reference has been made, St. Mary's was in a very demoralized condition. The news had gone out over the country and hundreds of strangers had poured in across the Ohio and from Louisville and Cairo. It was expected by every body that a collision would take place between the workmen arid tho colony which the English company had planted on the bank of the river. The sheriff of the county had arrived, but the governor had declined to interfere at the present stale of affairs. Such was the condition of matters when at nine o'clock, to the astonish ment of everybody, a regiment of in fantry, one thousand strong, in full marching order and armed with maga zine guns, made its appearance at tlie edge of the town on the Poducnh rail road. and came down the main street as far us the bank in fine order, pre ceded by a drum corps of four pieces. The astonishment and excitement at this sudden invasion were increased ten fold by the banner which spread out to the morning breeze, and which had inscribed on it legibly: "I'irst Hattal ion American Workingmen. No Tyr anny of Money. No Coercion of C'api ital." Where the regiment had come from, how far it had inarched or what were its intentions, no ODD knew. Hut it did not take long tor the rumor to form and fly that it was a worklng iuau's regiment, and would not take the side of the employers. When it had reached the Httle square where the hank stood it was drawn up. A skirmish line was thrown out, pickets stationed and the crowd forced back. The colonel and his staff then went into the bank. The disposition of the men in the street was such that access to the bank was impossible, and us the doorway was on a level wit h the street it was impossible for the crowd to see what was going on, save that there was a constant fluctuation In the ranks of the men. The regiment stood there quite two hours and a half. In the meantime there was great commotion at tho company's works. The sheriff set off in a carriage with Mr. Matlock, fol lowed by half a score <>f deputies to reach the bank, but were stopped by the pickets. The officer protested and threatened, but in vain. When asked if the governor had sent them, the ►oldier* replied: "You must talk to tin? colonel, but you cannot pass the lines at present." "If the colonel desires to protect the bank, he will confer with me," said Mr. Mattock. "I don't know what his orders tire," said tho Mildier. "Better wait till he calls on you at the works." The sheriff, in high dudgeon, then rushed to the telegraph office. It Is an hour before he gets an answer from the governor at Lexington and it is: "Have not authorized use of troops— raustbc mistake about regiment. What do you mean?" Then followed r evcraH'f the absurd t.st of di patches. "No mistake."says the sheriff "Urg liucnt, otio thousand strong, armed with relating rifle»." "Ins!x>--iole." -~tys the governor "Vour fears or your condition has made yon wild. There is not such a regimental formation in the state, if you cum id preserve the peace will ■-•ti 1 tlie Louisville Ligittg lards— nir« i. !i;r t i n The law uiust be upheld " Then Matlock corroborated the sheriff. • "Regiment of arme i men in posses sion of the bank. Must have the pro lection of tho tato at once. The sher iff is helplesw" To this the ' ivernor still increau l'j-asiy replies: "Regiment must have transportation. How did it come? An swer at once if it invaded the state from Ohio." "Impossible to tell was the answer. "No one knows how it got here. It is drawn up on Main street at p -esent. Have failed to communicate with officers." After some delay, the governor sent this word: "Will arrive in the morning with Adjt. Gen. Luscomb. Do nothing till I get there." While this was goingon an hour was lost and it was three o'clock. At half past three o'clock the regiment was moved from the bank to the vicinity of . the company's works. It proceeded in line open order and was cheered along the .route by the people. A strong guard was left at the bank anil no one allowed U> cßkr. On the company's common it was again drawn up—a strong encircling line of pickets thrown out and the fol lowing note sent about five o'cli>ck to the director: "Sir:—The first batallion of the workingmen's advance guard will pro- j tect property until the state takes pos session. I shall encamp my men on the outskirts until to-morrow. Let the citizens retire to their homes till that time." After several attempts to see the j colonel, the sheriff sent a communica- j tion to him: "Sir: —Will you inform the authori- j ties of this county by what right you | invade this state. As the legally con- 1 stituted officer of the county, I demand ! ♦.hat you appear before me and explain jour conduct under penalty of arrest." To this the colonel made no answer. It was six o'clock in the evening when the regiment was marched to an open tract on the terrace overlooking the town: strong guards were thrown out in all directions and apparent preparations made for going into camp. As there was nothing for the town to do but wait the arrival of the governor in the morning, it slowly quieted down. The camp tires of the military burned in a long row on the far terrace. The regular beat of the drum was heard far into the night, which was an unusually dark one, and at twelve o'clock all was still. But as soon as it was light the streets were thronged. There were the fires on the terrace smoking as if with preparations for breakfast and the white tent of the colonel could be plainly seen. The early train brought in a crowd of idle men, but the rail road officials denied having seen any regiment. As soon as the day was fairly arrived crowds began to make their way to the edge of the camp. The guard had been withdrawn from the bank in the night and at seven o'clock Matlock re ceived word that the regiment hail dis appeared. He went immediately to the bank with the sheriff. At the same time the news of the disappearance spread like wildfire. Crowds over-ran the camping ground, but not a sign of the soldiers could l»e found except the smouldering fires, the remaining tent and the strong smell of the trodden grass, with here and there a dropped fragment of clothing—a cartridge or a piece of food. Then it was that the director dis covered that all the specie hail been re moved from the bank. A great crowd had gathered round the entrance. He got upon a chair and in an excited manner conveyed the information. It was received with incredulous jeers, cries of "Served you right. We don't believe it. Vou brought the soldiers, etc," and the wildest excitement ensued. The sheriff was paralyzed and lost his head. He sent telegrams to Louis ville and ('.tiro culling on the author ities to arrest all soldiers in blue shirts and duck trouSers armed with Spencer rifles. He arrested the agents at the Paducah railroad and held them fo* collusion. Armed parties were sent out on the highways and discovered nothing but straggling men drawn to the town by the news. Every other subject was now swallowed up in the robbery of the bank, and upon the arrival of the gov ernor and his adjutant in the after noon, there ensued a scene of In credulous indignation and fussy of ficialism. The adjutant, an old-time veteran with purely Kentucky prej udices anil Kentucky dignity, immedi ately framed a theory that there had liecn a raid from southern Indiana, and was for calling upon the governor of that state to make good the loss and to return the raiders for punishment. In Louisville, Cairo and Cincinnati, the most extraordinary accounts were published in the papers. One of the sheets announced in its head lines: "The English syndicate ut St. Mary'# makes awuy with a million and a hall of money belonging to the working men." A paper in Louisville announced thai Kentucky I'ad been invaded by an army tit Indiana free-hooters, and its head lines were startling. "Are we to have another civil war?" they asked. "Shall an invading army desolate Kentucky while our apathetic officiali sre dickering with the bloated barons? Let there be a call to arms." One fact alone was clear to the people of St. Mary's. The money and the regiment had disappeared together. That the astouiHhwig circumstance did not at the time betray to tho coun try some of the real facts was owinu to the muddle which the Incompetent Mr. Matlocka.id the pig-headed shcrifJ and governor had produced in the minds of the people. There was a : widespread suspicion among the work- I ingmen that the Miperintendcut was ic some way implicated in the removal of the gold, and nothing could eradi cate from the governor's lusad the no- 1 tion that tho regiment was an exag erated ruse which had been brought about by a descent of Invading Villain* from southern Indiana. Hendricks had counted on this very result. His motto was: "Audacity that bewilders—and then, energy that disorganizes." (TO lIK CONTINUE!!. ) Nut the It Ik til Mull. Twickenham Doesn't young Pioker ly call on your daughter any more? Von Blamer No. I told him riot to come. Twickenham What wan the trouble? Von ltluuier He was too short to turn down the gas. N. Y. Herald IIM«! Ilrnrel ll 'loo Oftffia. He—Miss Ethelberta, I must tell you something. I love you! Miss lAhelberta lllasu—Oh, dear! Why will you always talk in common places?— Chicago Record. III.w 'flier Lout One Aiiotlmr ! "How ilo you keep your mouth puck ered all the time, Mmlge?" "I drink vinegar, dear " "I noticed that by your face, darling." | Hail.. i EARLY MARRIAGES. K.a,on Why sarti %re la a# Kejratted Here and In l-;ur*»pi- Thotigh in this country early mar ring's are less frequent than in Europe, because here the occupations of wom en are so numerous that nearly every young woman can maintain herself respectably by earning her own living, while in Europe the came cla-~s find matrimony almost the only avenue through which they can escape from a dependent po sition at home, says the Boston Her ald. It is none the less important to know that the marriages contracted before the parties have reached 20 are to be regretted. The reasons are that the offspring of women who are mar ried before 18 inherit the imperfect Ph ysieal development of their mother* and do not reach mature life with strong constitutions. The healthiest offspring are born t-> mothers between 20 and SO. who are united to husbands between 30 and 40, and it has been found in Europe, whereearlv marriages are very common, that the deaths of children from weak constitutions are twice as large among the children whose mothers were under 20 years of age as they were among the children of mothers who were over 30. The difference between America and Eu rope in this matter of early marriages is ehietty due to the way in which our girla are able to reach out to self-sup port after they have attained a mar riageable age. I)r. Cyrus Edson. in the North Amer ican. gives important statistics toahow that, although in this country the evil of early marriages is not so great as it might be, the number of brides under 80 who were married in New York city in 1891 wis 2,839; in 1893 it was 5,959. The number of grooms under 20 years of age in New York city for that year was 145. By far the greater number ol brides are reported to have been 25 or 20 when they were married, which is • healthy showing for an American city, and New York is probably a fair evidence for the age of brides in other large towns nnd cities. In Hungary the girls become women at the ago of 18, and in that country 15 per cent, of the marriages shows the brides to be under 20 years of age. and in England 12 per cent, art" under that age. In America girls are practically free to marry when they please and the fta stinet of self-preservation has guarded them well. DO AS THEIR FATHERS DID. Philadelphia People and Their t'urtnna Notion* of fforlal Fllglhllltf. Philadelphians well deserve thel? reputation for slowness. Progression is an unknown word in the Quaker city. The fashionable people scorn any innovations, as they desire to con tinue to ilo as their fathers did. When you look upon the number of slow and uncertain horse-cur lines and the ag gravating speed of their cable cars, says u Writer in the Pittsburgh Dis patch, yon can well judge the tumpera ment of a people who will stand by and suffer such things. Philadelphians are perhaps the most jn-culiar, clan nish, unchangeable people that exist in any city of the country. They pos sess certain traits of character and ideas regarding sociology, which will probably be found still thriving and strong by anyone going to Philadel phia a hundred vears hence. The ef fect of the absurd idea that the eligi bility to soar in the mystic circles of fashionable Quakerdom is to be de termined by the answer to tho ques tion whether he resides uptown or downtown can never be appreciated by one who is not a l'hiladelphian, or, at least, well acquainted with that city's social peculiarities. It causes people to pay twice as much rental in the downtown residence district for houses not half as good as could be gotten uptown, not to say anything of the questionable pleasure of living among saloons, groceries and shops of all kinds. Instead of dying out, aa one would expect it to do in this en lightened age. this feeling regarding the difference one's place of residence makes upon his social standing is posi tively becoming more bitter. This is one of the peculiarities that Philadel phia will retain as long as It exists. Any attempts that have l»een made to obliterate the dividing line have only ended In dismal failure, leaving the situation much worsts than before. It seems that common sense was not dis pensed with a very free baud in Phila delphia. at le ast on this one point. THE WORLD WOBBLING. Brlanttala Try.nj In Kind Out If tha Rarth la OS tta llaa*. It may not be very generally known, writes a Washington correspondent, that observations are to be made si multaneously at Washington anS at Manila, in tho Philippine lßlanda, which is almost directly opposite Wash ington on the other side of the globe, to see what is the matter with the axis of our little planet. ObservatloM show that for some time the earth hM not been revolving on that Important, If imaginary, support, as she has done for centuries, und scientists have de clded that it is time to find out, if pos sible, what it all means, 'l'hoac who have studied the subject declare that, If the variations continue, In the course of so,ne very long und very Indef inite period we shall have an arctic climate at Washington, aud the lati tude of every place on the globe will be changed, und our go offruphles will be useless. Au equatorial telescope has been finished and sent to Manila, and before long diligent Inquiry will be made into the whys and wherefores of the peculiar performances of old Mother Earth. While one set of scientists are trying to find out about the axis another party is endeavoring to Hud out why the magnetic needle varies so, as these variations of thr> needle affect not only tin' mariner, but real estate own ers, and In large cities where every foot is valuable this Is not to be over looked. These latter observations are being made by tin. geodetic aud const survey und will not be completed for several years. Altruistic. Old Ilondty Ah, I wonder why it 1* tliul u man doesn't make his money until he is too old to eujoy it? Miss Kitty—Ho that he can marry and leave it to some nice young girl, I suppose. Ilrooklyn Life. Self-Know ledge. Teacher You have named all do mestic utiimals save one. It has bristly hair, is filthy, likes dirt and is fond of ; mud. Well, Torn? Tom (shame-faccdly)—That's uie.— I Hallo. A Search for I'leaaure. Little Johnny—l've got on tuy rub- i her boots. Little Tommy—bo've I. Little Johnny—Have veh? go hunt for a puddle. —Hood News. Springtime Mavarlaa. la annuo" tho family arc aiding, Lath konpliiK aa atlll aa s mou»<\ Aa they pou'ler the annual queallon, "la It better to move or clean bouser" Washington Ular. Proved by Fig urea. f"ih< The majority of men are he roes? I don't believe it. He- The statistic* bear it out. L«*e than half are bachelors. -Life. 1 lorß Uoo'l Milk Supply I* Wanted lood Mum ISo iilvrn Regularly. Writing from New Jersey a dairyman I says: A cow giving twenty-five pounds of milk a day while being fed at milk j ing, fell off to a quarter of that weight in three weeks by having the time of feeding changed, anil being milked by other hands. Both exerted their special influence. But what was un usual was the regaining the former quantity of milk by again receiving the former ration at milking time and be ing again milked by the accustomed milker. Another cow that had yielded a large daily quantity of milk, having greatly fallen off in her milk, was fed at milking times, and, though milked by the same man as formerly, regained her usual How and quantity of milk. The ration at milking time must have brought the change. A large Short horn cow owned by a milker and dis tiller wu» fed a good, rich slop at milk ing time every day, which causod her to fill a large pail, so that the froth overflowed the pail. This cow, at the death of the milker, passed into the hands of a neglectful party and soon dwindled to a poor milker. The expe rience of those owning extraordinary milkers will benr testimony to the good effect of lilieral feeding at the time of milking. The family cow. generally, is thus fed, and the average family cow is the largest milker. The contentment of a feeding cow causes her to give down her milk in free and full measure. Kind treatment, at the same time, is paid for in milk. Cows thus managed will, doubtless, pay a larger percentage of animal profit than any other cows not thus fed and treated. Many of our best dairy cows are injured by rough handling. ___ _ DAIRY SUGGESTIONS. No MOBK cows should be kept than can be handled properly. IT generally proves a poor invest ment to purchase a poor cow. IF you expect to have well-behaved cows learn to treat them decently. THK offspring of over aged or poor cows should be turned into good veal. AT no time should the cows be al lowed to shrink in milk on account of food. WIIKN there are lice on cattle apply one part chloronaptholeum to 100 parts of water. Apply once a day. ssys a writer. A FAIIUK.It who could not ruise SI. 30 to pay for his county paper, sent to an eastern man to learn the secret of keeping butter froiy getting strong. lie received the reply: "Kat if— Farmers' Voice. Tin* CoiitpoalMoii of Milk. Numerous experiments about milk have hitherto resulted in failure, and we are as ignorant us ever of its chem ical composition and its physical con stitution. When wo do learn the exact truth concerning them, we shall be In abetter )>osltton than we are now to undertake tho management of milk itself, the making of butter, and, in particular, tho manufacture of cheese, in connection With the latter especial ly there is too much charlatanism. Our future practice will be very largely con trolled by the correct answer which, no doubt, will eventually be given to the apparently simple question: What is milk? The greatest error we can com mit at present, perhaps, is to think that we know all about it. _ outward and Vlalble Slfu. Hanks Thai real estate man who has an office across the street has Just mude a sale. itlvers How do you know? "How do I know? Haven't yon aee» him smoking a cob pipe every day far the last six weeks?" "I think I have." "Well, can't you sec he's smoking a cigar?"— Chicago Tribune. A Woman of tha World. Mr. Verarlch—lV) not, do not antwei' hastily. I will give you time to re flect, if you wish. Miss licauti It won't tak» lon*. How many clubs do you belong to? "Well—cr five or six, but—" "Then I will lie your wife. I proba bly will not see you often e&OTlgtl iO matter."—N. V. Weekly. An AgonUlng Thought. Dora—Why are you crying? Clara -tJco—l mcau Mr. N!—Nlcefel lo ki kissed uie In the— the hall. Dora He doubtless acted OD A t»ud* den Impulse. I wouldn't cry About that. t'lara Hut I—l slapped hlua for it— and—l'm a afraid I liur—hurt hlin. Hoo, hoo, hoo!—Puck. Tranaferrad. He rubbed Ma far* avstnat her chart Till »U the color tint Twaa Just the other way with bin— tlia face turucd very rod ■»lnitaa