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C. E. MILLER, LSutlor* I '.-I - [ARAN ® -ii'v;--. —•— jOOPYSIQHT. 1584.1 "TOC'RE THE OXI.T MAN WITH THE SMELL OF SALT ON TOU." CHAPTER IX Eight months elapse. There is an Office in Memphis whose sign reads: •"Charles Fenning, Ueal Estate. Office of the Laran Sanatarium." It has long been remarked that Mr. Fenning's mails are enormous. He get* sometimes as many five hundred letters in a day. It is not known that most if not all of these go to Laran. But it is known to a few persons in Memphis that he has a private wire to one branch of the Laran establishment and that he ships great quantities of goods in boxes and carts and barrels. The fact is, Mr. Charles Fenning is Hendricks' most confidential lieuten ant, and under the simple guise of real estate operations and an agency for the furnit-hing of information about tbe Laran sanatarium, stands as a olose connecting link between his hid den principal and the world with which that principal is carrying on active operations. His business is so pressing that he works late at night in his office. Ho has two assistants; one is a messenger and office runner; the other is a con fidential secretary, assistant and tel egraph operator. She is a very pretty young lady and her name is Cornelia Laport. Fenning has three rooms on the ground floor; one is a public office; an other is a smaller and private office; the third room connecting with a side street Is a shipping room and is well filled at this time with goods waiting to be sent to the depot on the Wash bayou. One night in April, the door to Mr. Fenning's public office was opened—a woman stepped in quickly and,shutting it after her. glided across the room in the direction of the private office, merely saying in a low tone: "Mr. Fen ning." Mr. Fenning was sitting at his desk and Miss Laport, not ten feet away, was seated at another sorting a bundle of letters. Without a moment's hesitation Mr. Kenning- followed the woman into the private office and closed the door. They stood face to face and the wom an said Immediately, with every indi cation that she had been walking rap idly: "I have been followed from New York. I must get to the bayou to night." Fenning showed no signs of ularm. He offered her a chair. "Do you think anyone saw you come in here?" he asked. "I think not, but I cannot l>e cer tain." "Pray be seated," said Fenning. "You surprise me. Why should anyone suspect you?" "One or more of my letters have been Intercepted." Fenning looked grave. "Ah!" he ■aid, as they sat down, "Do you re member the contents?" "Clearly." "To whom were they addressed?" "To Hendricks, In Washington. Can you get me to the bayou to-night?" Fenning shook his head. "I can get you on the way," he said. "It is thirty miles to Tipton county. I must »ay that I am surprised at your coming here. There is nothing at all can be proved against you and you run the risk of connecting this office in the chain of suspicions,whatever they are." "Hut," said the woman, "it is imper atively necessary to all interests that 1 get to Laran." "What have you got about your per son?" "Papers and money," she replied. Immediately taking a packet from her bosom and handing it to Fenning and pulling a roll of bills from her satchel. He placed both In a largo envelope and put it in an Inner breastpocket. "Is that Miss Laport?" she asked, re ferring to the young woman In the outer office. "Yes," replied Fenning. "Can you trust her?" "Certainly. She is very grateful on her father's account, but she is queer." "(.'an yon got her to change dresses with me?" "What do you want to do?" "The quickest and safest thing. Some ono followed mo to St. Louis. When I took the boat I thought I had dodged him. .Just as I was about to land 1 saw him through the cabin window. I had telegraphed to the hotel here for a room. L carno to tho hotel in a hack. An I passed the main entrance to reach tho ladies' entrance on the other street, I saw the man in tho vestibule of tho office. Ho had got there before me. He must have seen my telegram." "You should have stayed there and faced him," said Fenning. "It would have been absolutely Impossible to connect you with the operations at Laran." "You forget," Mho replied, "I liad papers. I believe the Central oflloe In New York lias got the key to our cipher. At all event*, several things have occurred lately which liavo hastened me went. When I arrived at the hotel, the register wan brought to roo In the lad v's waiting-room. I wan given No. 4'i on the second floor in the wing, but I noticed that the clerk wan examining mt at If making? a com parison of my appearance with a de scription in his mind. A hall boy was sent up 0110 flight to my room witn mc> The ofllco is two hundred feet away. I told him I wan tired and was going Immediately to bed. The moment he left mo I slipped down the stairs. It wait ten o'clock. There was one chance In a hundred that the door of the lady's entrance was not locked. The hall boy had gone to the olTlce to repcrt. There was no one In the hall. The dr>or had not been locked. J went softly. *\rcyt was HTTTLER. PA., FRIDAY, MAY 18, 1894. aesertecl. There was one hackman at the corner on his box waiting- for some one, but he was asleep. I heard him snore. I took a roundabout course and here I am." "I am satisfied that you have made a mistake in judgment," said Fenning. "If you are known as Hendricks or as being in communication with Hendricks, this is where they will look for you." "Isut they need not find me. Nothing will be done till morning. I locked my room door and they believe I am in my bed. We have got the night before us. Remember this officer may have a requisition." "Nonsense," replied Fenning. "You have done exactly what he has ex pected—acted suspiciously. lie is simply keeping track of you. I'll wire to Laran for instructions." Fenning got up. "You waste time," said the lady putting her hand on his arm. "Under stand that everything depends at this moment on my being able to reach Laran. A hundred possibilities may intervene before to-morrow. You must ship me from here early in the morning." "Ship you? How?" "With your goods." Fenning considered a moment. "I understand you," ho said. "It may be possible." "It is imperative," she replied. "Tell Miss Laport that she must cba 're dresses with me and lend me her veil. Take her home and leave "I HAVE nUK.V FOLLOWED FROM NEW YORK." mo hero. I must go out at five o'clock with your goods. When you receive a visit from the officer, it will depend upon your wit in handling him, if I get to the bayou ahead of him. Here arSSthree snap pictures of him I took with a detective camera at different times. This one was taken in New York and the necktie is red—don't for get it may help you." "lint," Ktid Fenning, "it is impossible for you to be boxed." "Nothing is impossible just now," she replied calmly. At half-past five o'clock the next morning a mule truck was loaded with three large and about twenty small boxes at the side entrance eif Fenning's place and driven away. It was a familar scene to those in t' > neighbor hood. Just before the two men who were to drive it left the place, Fenn ing gave them these instructions: "When you come to the ('ache Oulley, six miles out, you are to leave this box marked XX under the catalpa tree where the bowlder Is, in the grove on the. right. It contains tools and Instruments for the surveyors who are to place a now bridge over the slough. Handle it carefully place it under the tree and go on." He knew these men would carry out his instructions, for they were regularly in his service and were well paid. The truck got away Just one hour and twenty minute . before Kenning got a call at his oflioe. He recognized hi visitor at once as the man who bad ben following tho woman. There was something about the fellow that Instantly told Kenning he was a professional detective. He was becomingly drc ed In good clothes, but they were not worn with the ease of familiarity. 11 i•- general appearance indicated impudence and doggedne.s rather than shrewdness, lie had one of tho'.'* faces, square, Immobile and hard, that are devoid of all emotion. His little bead eyes were sunken and black and wore a steady, Imperturbable stare. lie was a musulur fellow with square broad shoulders and signllleant bulges of muscles on his arms, but he moved without das' icily or celerity. "('an I we you alone, Mr. Kenning?" he asked, in a rasping but subdued voice. "Yes, sir," replied Mr. Kenning, "step right in here." The moment they were seated in the private office the man said: "Where Is Mrs. Hendricks?" "I took her to a private house early this morning." replied Kenning, "Why dlil she leave the hotel?" "Because she was annoyed at your insufferable impudence in dogging her all the way from New York." The man wa a little surprised at this unexpected frankness. He showed It in his hesitation; his black eyes stared steadily »' Kenning, who had leaned comfortably back in liis chair with the evident purpose of a leisurely conversation, but they betrayed a kind of blank uncertainty "She came from the hotel directly here last night?" "She did," replied Kenning. "I ad mire her smartness In getting rid of u nuisance." "And you know where she Is?" "Yes, sir, I do, but you must not ex pect me to point hereout to you before I understand the object of your annoy ance. If you will give me one gooci and sufficient reason why you should follow her, I'll tell you where she is." "I guess I know." said the other ••she i.s on her way to Hendricks before this." o "So, you're not an officer. Will you be kind enough to tell me what you are and what you want?" "How do you know I'm not an officer?" "Because if you were, the woman you are in search of couldn't get out of this city without your knowing it that is, if you understood your busi ness. There has no boat left fot up river since last night, and you would have been at the trains as they left. don't pretend to know you. but I notice you do not wear the red neck tie that you sported in New York." The men looked each other in the eyes. Kenning was the most self possessed —the other the most stolid. His black eyes had a flicker in them that might mean weak astonishment or it might mean contempt. "And I notice," he said, "that you don't wear the same hair and the sarai clothes that you wore when we boarded the Corinthian." Fenning's self-possession was here tested to the utmost. "I don't know what you're talking about," he said "Wore you one of the men thatrobbei: the steamship Corinthian?" and he pushed his chair back a little with the impulse of a sudden horror at such close contact. "Yes, yon and I had a hand in it but Hendricks got the swag." Fenning regarded the man with un disguised astonishment. "Did Mrs Hendricks have a hand in it, too?" "See here." said the man, "there ain't a bit of use in this kind of fenc ing. I was a witness of the first job The woman's been slinging gold evei since, while Hendricks is carry ing or his underground works." "Yes?" said Fenning, as if coaxing o crazy man to tell more. "And yon ran the office in town. That's where the woman is now underground." This was an admission that he did not know where the Laran cave was and Fenning was anxious to find out just how much he did know. "You are right," he said. "She if safe by this time. I've got a tunnel that runs from this office to the under ground place, but tell me about the steamship. I have forgotten exactly how we managed it." "You're a steady one," said his companion, "but it's no use- yon was there." "I acknowledge it," said Fenning. "The only trouble is I never can con vince the fifty other people who knew 1 was here at the time that it's so. Now I dare say, yon will not have that difficulty. You haven't told me yet what you were sneaking after Mrs. Hendricks for. Was she there?" "I followed her to find Hendricks." "O, then you don't know where he is?" "I didn't then, but when 1 find his headquarters here and his mate here, I'm done with the woman." "You don't know where either Mr. or Mrs. Hendricks is at this moment." "Yes, 1 do. Hendricks is under ground. He is building an under ground railroad." Fenning was surprised, but he merely smiled. "What is ,it?" he asked. "It's at the other end of yo»ir mail,' replied his companion. "Correct," said Fenning. "Now then, what do you want to do?" "I want you to write to him and saj I'm up to the whole thing—have looked at his underground job at both endi and want him to meet me there." "Your game is blackmail. How much?" "Well, it's worth ten thousan< dollars or more to the government en the steamship company, seeing that two-thirds of the plunder is untouched. It ought to be worth twenty-five thou sand to Hendricks to keep both ends of his burrow a secret." "Then why don't you go to him?" "No, sir." "Then write your letter and I will forward it." "No, sir." "Then what the devil do you want to do? Hendricks may be in the east." "No, he Isn't. You sent him a mes sage yesterday morning. This is what it said: 'Two hundred rifles shipped at St. Louis, Harrels and stocks in different boxes.' " Fenning was now amazed. He was at a loss for a moment what course! to pursue. How could tho man know all that? Mrs. Hendricks had seen him on the boat coming from St. Louis at the time the dispatch was sent. lie saw that it was expedient to adopt u new course with his visitor whose ferret eyes were watching him unperturbed. "Look here, my friend; we might as well be frank with each other. As suming that you are not a monomaniac and that all you say is true, Hendricks would naturally accept your proposi tion if lie had any sort of reason to be lieve that you would keep your word on the puymcnt of the money. Assum ing, I say, that you don't turn out to bo acranlc, how can it all be arranged if it Is to Hendricks' interest to meet you?" "He must come hero." "You are not reasonable. If he is the man who robbed the steamship, he has too much at stake to take that risk. Why not go to him? I should like to see the thing out. I'll go with you. I'll wire hinkand ask hiin if he'll meet you and have a talk." Kenning was still more astonished the same afternoon when the man re turned to hear him say: "That was a. risky piece of business sending that woman off in a box. She was half dead when they took her out under that catalpa tree." There was no possible reply to make to this. It was Incomprehensible to Kenning, and he bad that kind of misgiving that an inscrutable mystery creates. "I have received two dispatches from Hendricks. He says that lam to bring you on and talk the matter over." "What did the third one say?" "There wasn't any third one." "Yes, there was. It said 'get him here at all cost.' " "Well, It costs something to get you there. Will you go?" "Yes, I will. I never was In a place where I couldn't take care of myself and it won't be to his Interest to make way with me." OIIAITXH X. The visit of Kenning and his mys terious companion to Laran resulted in a way that neither he nor tho visi tor could have predicted. Hendricks met him in the most gentlemanly man ner, told him to make himself at home in the. hotel (for that was what tho sanitarium was frequently cal!ed)i gave him to understand that he would have a talk with him and fix the mat ter up satisfactorily when he found a good opportunity, lie even sent him down Into the workshops, and treated him so hospitably that the mau was outwitted ut the start. He had not been in the cave half an hour when lie encountered the captain, who very seldom left it, but occupied all his time In placing crlbbagc and drinking rum. That personage greeted h1 in with a sailor's cordiality and swore that it did his blasted mole's eyett good to seo a salt water man un dejrj/round. The captaiu evidently knew him. for he called him Jack Endicott. as tough and tight a forecastle man as ever ran a blockade or drank a pint of rum be tween watches. Whatever else Endicott may have been he was not proof against the temptation of good liquor and an irre sponsible life and he never before en countered liquor quite so good as the captain's, whose well-stocked buffet in his cabin made a seaman's eyes gloat. Whether it was part of Hendricks' scheme to disarm Endicott in this way, is not positively known. Kut he had told Fenning be/ore that gentleman left Laran that he could safely leave the man with him. "I want," he said, "to know how he read that telejrram." Four days passed and Endicott had only seen Hendricks among the men at work upon the furnace and electrical works, but the captain told him every "WHERE 18 MRS. HENDRICKS?" thing was all right—he could have all the money he wanted, but he wished him to stay longer. "Damn it—you're the only man with the smell of salt on you that I've seen since I've been in this subccllar." Then they repaired to the cabin, filled themselves with rum and went to sleep spinning yarns. At the end of a wee* Endicott in a sober and sullen mood had an inter view with Hendricks and demanded a settlement. Hendricks treated him with the utmost politeness and said that while he was perfectly willing to pay him to secure his silence, it was necessary to think of K-»me way in which the specie couM be trausferred without exciting suspicion. "Yon see, my dear sir.'' he said, "I'm only consulting our mutual safety, 1 wish you'd talk to the captain about it. I'll do whatever he advises. O, by the way, I got a dispatch from Fenning this morning in which he says the police are looking for you. 1 f that is the ease, I wouldn't be in a hurry to leave this retreat." Endicott did not dispute the cor rectness of this statement, as Hen dricks expected. Nor did any sub sequent experiment of this kind fur nish any clew to his former knowledge of the telegram. lie went back to the captain—they filled up on rum and both of them set out to see the lake which was to be lit for the first time and upon which the captain boasted that he was going to "I AM JACK ENDIOOTT'S DAUGHTER." have a good clinker-built boat so that he could keep his shoulder-blades lim ber. It is not known whether they quar reled on the way or not. Hut when in the rotunda the captain wanted to point out to him the chasm—one of those bottomless pits which appear to be a feature of all great caverns, and which the captain called the "Devil's Gullet" they were seen together in tipsy discussion about twenty feet from its rim by two of the workmen, and ten minutes later the captain wu seen alone. Endicott was never seen again on earth. Whether he was pushed over or staggered over, Hendricks declared he never knew. Hut a marked change came over the captain after this. Ho drank more than ever, aud slept most of his time away in an alcoholic stu por, never coming into the daylight, which he said blinded him. A week after the catastrophe, about Hewn o'clock in the evening, as Mr. and Mrs. Hendricks, with two or thre# other persons, were sitting on the western biilcony of the sanitarium, tha Ugu re of a woman suddenly appeared against the dark masses of shrubl>«ry about forty feet from the house. Bhe seemed to have taken form at that spot. Nobody suw her previous ap proach, and her slender ami graceful figure was clad in some kind of ll|fh.' material which caught all there waaof the departing light and made her look exceedingly phantom-like. All the persons in the balcony saw her at the same moment, and one of them uttered a little exclamation as If an apparition had appeared. She came toward the group in a glid ing manner, but perfectly erect, and as she got nearer they ail saw that her eyes were fixed on vacancy and that she was extremely pallid. One of the gentlemen exclaimed in Frenoh, "La Somnambule," and Hendricks, who had risen, leaned over the rail and sjioke to her. He unconsciously used tho ton* of one calling a sleeper. "Hallo, there," he cried. The woman, who was about twenty feet away, raised one of her long arm* and pointed at Hendricks. It was a phantom-like and significant action. The next moment she uttered an audible moan and fell down upon the grass Hendricks Jumped over tho rail, ran to her, and with some difllculty picked her up. She was carried upon tho bal cony limp and silent and laid upon it settee where there was a rug. and the group gathered around her in pity and wonder. Her garments were soiled and torn as if by contact with tho bushes. Hut in spite of her somewhat haggard face, she was singularly beautiful, "Some Invalid who has got astray," said Mrs. Hendricks with pity. The girl raised herself on her elbow and stared at the place and the people until her eyes rested on Hendricks, and then lu a soft, clear voice, she said: "I am Jack Kndleott's daughter. 1 have come for justice." Thou she broke down and sobbed piteously. Mr. and Mrs. Hendricks walked apart. "This Is a revelation," said Hen dricks. "The woman Is a clairvoyant. Now I know how Eudlcott got his In formation it Is fortunate for us that wo have possession of her. Treat her tenderly and we'll test her power." Mrs. Hendricks did not understand tin- full significance of his words but tin- young woman v.us conveyed to a comfortable room and all tlie resources of the establishment used to soothe and reassure licr. She remained, however, i taciturn and heart-broken for two ! days. All efforts to make her eat or convene were of little avail. On the third day, it was reported that she waf dying. Hendrieks saw her ui com- ; pany with Dr. Pellissier. who had first | called her a somnambulist. This erratic Frenchman, whose after ex ploits so inextricably confused geniu« and madness, instantly pronounced it ' a case of trance and was delighted be yond measure. Here the case was left in his hands as other and more urgent events were demanding Hendricks' at tention. But the doctor made a discoverv which proved of great Importance sub sequently. One morning he found tfie woman who was in a trance condition clasping something in her hand. It proved to be a small packet with human hair in it. Two more of these packets containing hair of other colors were afterwards found in her bed by Mrs. Hendricks. (TO BR COXTINUKD.) Hl* Retort. "Are you the celebrated Mm*. Bom baston?" he asked, after he had climbed fonr flights of stairs and was admitted Into a mysterious apartment. "Yes," replied tho bizarre-looking personage who had received him. "The great clairvoyant?" "Yes." "And you foretell the future?" "Yes." "And read the mind?" "Yes." "And unfold the past?" "Yes, yes." "Then," said, the visitor, as he took a roll of bills from his pocket eagerly, "tell me what It was my wife asked me to bring home for her to-night!"— Jlarpor's Bazar. A DUlnterested Bulmm Tip. Mrs. Hj-flye—George, dear, while you are having money troubles I ought to tell you that I learned to-day why your rival Soapem's credit has sudden ly become so good. Mr. Hyflye—Why? Mrs. Hyflye—l overheard some one remark that Soakem's finances mast be all right because his wife was wear ing such elegant new hats and dresses. —Chicago Record. Unfortunate Fortune. Clergyman—But what brought you to this condition? Was it drink? Tramp—Nope! Clergyman—Gambling? Tramp—Well. In a sort of way. Clergyman—What sort of a way? Tramp—Well, I bet on a horse In a race for the first time in my life. Clergyman—Ahl I see! It lost! Tramp—O, no! It won!— Hallo. A Maiden's Rarcaem. "1 came to see, Miss Sprite, if you would look more favorably upon my Bult to-day." Miss Sprite (adjusting her eye glass and scrutinising him from head to foot)— Yes, sir, I do. I think it looks better than the old one you wore the last time you were here.— Demorest's Magazine. A Warning. Little Johnny—Oh, mamma, folks say Tommy Dodd's back is broke. Mamma—Horrors! How did it hap pen? Little Johnny—l didn't hear, but Tommy told me only las' week that his mamma was just as fond of spankin' as you are.—Good Njws. Mr* b««h. "He pretends to be an accomplished linguist, but you should hear him mur der Latin." "I shouldn't think he would be able to murder Latin." "Why not?" "It is a language that is already dead."—N. Y. Press. Why Be Worried. He—Mr. Jollyton worries a great deal about his wife's health. She—ls her health so poor? He—Oh, no; she enjoys the best of health, you see.—Muslo and Drama. Propluqnltjr. "The poor arc always with us," 'T Is ao the (sylus goes: But wealthy people, also. Are orten pretty closa —WlllUtoo Fish, In Pook. nil Record Clear. Old Lady—My friend, are you a Christian? Beggar—Well, mum, no one has ever accused me of workin' on Sunday.—N. Y. Weekly. In the Market. "Is Miss Peachy of marriageable age?" "Oh, yesl She has 9100,000 in her own right."—Puok. Foresight. "It was really clever of me to bring my umbrella, for If It had rained I would have been drenched."—Hallo. NATURAL KNOIUR. First Fowl—l'm surprised tosee that you're afrnid of a dog that's chained. Second Fowl—Well, I can't help be ing chicken-hearted.—-Truth. A Shade Too Yielding. Biriks—Why so gloomy? Jinks My wife let me have the last word In an argument this morning. "What of that?" "That shows that she is going to do as she pleases, anyhow."—N. Y. Weekly. _____________ A Great Mlatake. "I have just had my photograph taken." "Ah, indeed." "Yes, I have always had ray photo graph talien once a year." "Dear me, what a lot of pictures you must have."—Texas Sittings. Iter Joke. Heiress—There's a man after my own heart. I'apa Who? Heiress- The count. Hut he won't get It!—N. Y. World. Nothing to Talk About. Bingo—Do you do much talking at tho woman's guild you've joined? Mrs. Bingo (sadly)— No. All the women in the neighborhood belong to it.—Judge ________ Maiden Modi tat lon. Maude—l wonders- Hue—What do you wonder? Maude- I wonder If Charley ever 1 wonders If lam thinking of him. — ( Puek. The Right Mlae of Krtlngnlaber. Cliolly— My bwalu is on fire. Miss < austique--Quick! Somebody bring nu atomiser! —Chicago Repvrd A Troublesome Inaect. Uiucr— I say, waiter, there's a fly in this soup. Walter—Glad to know It, sah We's* been tryln' to kill ilat ar fly fo' sebsn J weeks.—Judge. The Critical Word. "Does your daughter apeak the for eign lsuguagea?" "Not very uiucbi but she has I•*rj>ed to say yt* in si* of thom."— No. 21 DESTRUCTIVE DISEASE. • Discovery of th-.- Citiw of Club Root and tile !!.•*(. llemedy. The club root of the cabbage and turnip is a:i old enemy which has bean known in Europe for more than a can tury. It has prevailed in this country for many years, and while the west and south have sufT >rel to some extent, it is iu the o.ist that tho most injury has beeu do.ie. During 1303 it was >0 very ue Uruoara in the truck regions around Now Vork and Philadelphia that the New Jersey station has d*» vote J its latest bulletin to a considers tion of tho disease Until within the past twenty years club root was attributed to losecta, but DIBB.VSBO TURNIPS, a European scientist, after much pains taking and exhaustive study, has dis covered that the trouble Is due to the presence of a low form of slime fungus in the affected parts, causing them to become swollen and distorted. U pen the decay of the part affected, the spores of the fungus scatter throughout tho soil, which is apt to become impregnated with tho germs during tho growth ef a crop suscepti ble to the disease. As the affected parts of the plant aro below ground, sad not to be readily reached by any fungicide, a judicious rotation of crops is a wise precaution. Cabbage kale, Brussels sprouts, kohlrabi, turnips or radishes should not follow one another if club root Is prevalent If the crop is diseased all refuse st harvest time of roots, stems and leaves should bo examined, and only healthy plants used The land should be kept free from weeds, many of which are liable to contract the disease and there by spread it Lime used on the land at tho rato of seventy-five bushels to the acre has been found effective, and by ita constant use cabbages and tur nips may be grown continuously on the same soil. STICKING LIMA BEANS. Dow to Prevent Poles from Betas Blown Down bj Htormi. An ioffeoiou* plan for setting bean poles iu the most effectual way to pre vent thom from being blown by storms is shown in tho illustration from sketches by A. G Garnott A forked wooden splko made of seasoned young oak or hickory, about one aad one-half Inches in diameter and two and one half feet in length, Is driven slantingly into the ground by means of a tough, hardwood mallet. After a heavy rain, when the ground Is wet as deep as re quired, give the spike some tape with tho mallet to loosen It, then grasp it where the branches fork, withdraw it, and insert the bean pole, packing the soil with the smsll end of the msllet The stakes or poles are set in the ground, as seen in the sketch, the two outer ones slanting to cross each other. The pole in the middle Is shorter and IMPROVED METHOD OF SXTTIIfS BEA* POLES. set vertical to reach the two which an crossed. By this means when the Tinas reach tha point where the poles cross they will entwine themselves so strong ly around the threo poles that with the strong ban* they hare and the firm hold In the ground, a hn rrioane could scarcely blow them down, and tha beans will floarish welL —American Agriculturist ORCHARD AND GARDEN. NEVER put manuro in closa contact with the root* in sotting out treat GOOSEBERRIES and currantado bast LA a very rich soli. To be of the best quality vegetables must make a quick growth A oooi) soli and thorough caltivatlon will in a measure at least prevent mil dew. Plants raised in the hotbed should be hardened off before being trans planted HI'BATINO the apples for tha codling moth should be pushed as soon as thi fruit seta Better prune annually and in this way avoid tho necessity for removing large limbs. Land that cannot be profitably cul tivated may often bo planted with trees to advantage. IT hardly seems good economy to wait until the trees in the old oronard die before planting a new one. Ir given plenty of room the white and sugar maples are fine dooryard tree* for shade. A lawn set with ma ples and evergreens presents a hand some appeara.no. Another Problem Solved. Citizen (who likes home-mado bread) •—My dear, I hear that the bakers' trust has rushed through a law for bidding women to make their own bread. Wife (indignantly) They have, have they? I'll show 'em. Here, Maria, run out and get me some yeast. -N. Y. Weekly. That Was Dlffereak lie—lf you do not love me why did you encourage me? She—l? Encourage you? He—For two seasons you have ao eepted every one of my invitations to the theater. Hhe -That was not because I loved you; It was because I loved tho theatar. | k'orget-Me Not. An Overworked Idea. You read a great deal in the funny papers about fathors going downstairs and kicking young men out for re maining too late with their daughters, but no such thing ever happened. All a father ever does under such circum stances is to growl at his wife.—Bur lington ilawkuye. Ilyporbollual. I Man of Fashion (reading in a news paper that a village schoolmaster had ■hot hliunelf l>ecause ho could not pay a debt of fifty marks) —Ridiculous! Why, If I wcro to shoot myself for .avery fifty marks that I owe, I should — j