vol. XXXI HUMDUGGED! | | 1 DONT BE HUMBUGGED. 1 Don't buy a harness of any kind from a dealer who don't care what he tells you. Don't buy from a dealer who don't know the quality of the article he is selling you. "Never misrepresent nor try to get rich off one customer" has been our motto for 12 years and in that time you have never heard of us having any trouble with any person who has dealt with us. Our experience in the business enables us to assist you in making selec tions of what will s>iit your purpose and we tell you just the kind of material it is made of. We guarantee what we tell you to be true and stand right over it. We buy everything for cash. We pay no rent We have more stock than any house in the State in the same line and -SELL CHEAPER. There is no doubt about this. Come and see. No difference what you want about a team, buggy or horse come to us and get a d dlar's worth for a dollar. Top Buggies $44.50; Buckwagons $33; Horse Collars, either buggy or team, $1.00; Buggy Whips 10c; Rawhide Buggy Whips 50c; Whalebone Whips, one-half length, 50c. Two seat Spring Wagons S3B; Buggy Tops, good rubber, $9.50; Single trees, Shafts, Wheels, Sweat Pads, Check Lines and everything be longing to harness. Our Own Make Team Harness $22 HI complete, with breeching and collars. All kinds of harness and parts of harness made to order. We employ the best workmen and use the best leather. Come and see us. We never advertised a lie in our life and are not doing it now. S. B. Martincourt & Co. 128 East Jefferson Street, BUTLER, - PA. P. S. Price reduced on Kramer Wagons, the best wagon on earth and everybody knows it. JENNIE E.ZIMMERMAN. Grand Spring Opening, % Of Dress Goods, Millinery, Wraps, Silk Waists, Underwear, Hosier)-, Laces, Trimmings, Notions, and a complete line of Domestics. We quote below prices of a few of the many wonderful bargains to be found here. § § § § § Prices given below good until change of advertisement. 900 Black Henrietta 75c 85 •* 46-inch Serge CO SO " Henrietta 40 25 Col. " 20 20 « " 12 35 Jam M town 19 80 " 35 50 India Silk* 29 S5 Black Surrah Silk* 60 75 India Bilks 50 1 00 •' " 75 1 25 " " 1 00 1 90 Chanfrable Silk* 65 25 Sailor Hats 10 15 French Flowern 5 50 Milan Bat* 25 10 Latiieg' Vests 5 15 •' " 10 Call and see us and we will convince you that the place to get latj est styles, best qualities and lowest prices, is at the Leading Dry Goods, Millinery and Wrap House of Butler. JENNIE E. ZIMMERMAN, (Successor to Ritter & Ralston.) THE HARDHAN ART COHPANY. We are located now at i;o South Main Street, adjoining the Butler Savings Bank. Our rooms are large, fine and commodious. Photographic enlargements and Life Size, Hand Made Finished Portraits by the finest French artists obtainable. In photographs we give you results and effects that cannot be produced outside of our Studio. We use only Standard Brand Collodion Paper and not Gelatine, a cheep and inferior paper used by many. Picture and Por trait frames; special prices to jobbers. Compare our work with any Standard Work made or sold in the state. Our victorious motto, "We harmonize the finest work with the promptest setvice and the lowest prices for the quality of work." Beware of tramp artists and irresponsible parties and strangers. Have your work done by reliable and re sponsible parties that guarantee all work satistactory. Call and examine our work and samples and read our many tes timonials. THE HARDMAN ART COMPANY. —i 1 i J. S. YOJNG. WM. COOPER YOUNG COOPER, tMERCHANT TAILORS i Have opened at S. E. corner of Main and Diamond Streets, Butler, with all the latest styles in Spring Suitings. Fit and Workmanship Guaranted. Prices as low as the lowest. TRY US. I -ifXJ-L ■ 11 11 11 - . DIAMONDS J RINGS. EAR RINGS. 51< . ;ARK P JNS SXL RU S . rw m nifi a c*«z I GENTS' GOLD, I.AIXKS- M>. WW Ai ir ll F GENTS' SILVER. LADIES' COATLAIN. fPIVPT RV I Gold Tins. Ear Rings, Rlnes. «f Mm WW JaiJUlii Jt / chains. Bracelets. Etc. ttfV.WCIB HKF A ¥8 S*\™ Castors, Butter ntahea and Everythint. Will W JE>JE% Wlf **. Xv *>/ that can be tonnd In a first class store. HOMER BROS. 1874 ) «=""»■ ""»• """SPL. hI 4 TE. Epnipp THE . MKIE/D, JEWELER. »o. lae, jfatb Bt,, Btmzxß, PA* THE BUTLER CITIZEN. 10c I.adies' Black Hose 5c 15 MIKMMX' " '• 10 10 Embroideries 5 8 Ginghams 5 10 •• 6 12 Dress Ginghams 8 15 " '• 10 8 Blue Calico 5 8 New Spring Calico 6$ 10 Lonsdalx Muslin 8 8 Bleached " 5 5 Unbleached " 4 7 •• •' 5 8 Red and Black Calico 5 35 Red Damask 25 35 Unbleached Damask 25 25 9-4 Sheeting 18 20 8 4 " 16 A Scientist claims the Root of Diseases to be in the Clothes we Wear. The bost Spring remedy for theiUues, etc, is to discard your uncomfortable old duds which irri tate the body .-leave your measure at ALAND'S for a new suit which will fit well, improve the appearance by re lie vino- you instant © J lv of that tired feel ing, and making you cheerful and active. The cost of this sure cure is very moderate TRY IT. SPECIAL SALE OF PANTS. $6 00 Punts for $5 00. $5 50 PaDtn for $4 50. $5 00 Pants fo< $4.00. #4.50 Punt* for $3 50. $4.00 Pants for $3.00. $3 00 Pant* for si.sli Paotri for $1.75. $2 00 Puntß for $1 25 Wsrrauted Jean Pants sold by none for lest* than $1 00, %* for 89c. :: %* THE RACKET STORE! 120 South Main Street, Butler, P?., C. & D ALWAYS Take iDto consideration tbat moon saved in as good as money earner! The best wa> to pave money is « i»ot good goods at the right price The only reason tbat our trade i iocreasing constantly is ihe fact tba we handle only goods of first qualit and sell tbem at very low prices We have taken nnaxual car* • urovide everything new in Hais a» ■ Furnishing Goods for this season and as we have control of man* especially good articles in both line* we can do yoo good if you come t as We confidently sav that in juftic iO 'bems-lves all purchasers shout • nspect our goods. Visit us. COLBERT & DALE, 242 S Main street, Butler. Pa WALL PAPER. SPRING PATTERNS HAVE ARRIVED Retail price lower than ever. Window Shades,etc. AT DOUGLASS', Near P. 0. - - 241 S. I/an S • NOT I OF. ryr . the well- W APT 7 & WD hC: l| I* 1 I Mi erapher;foruierly XX \J X VU I'be head ol the J Weriz-Hard in a n Art Co.. will open a Studio ami Photo Par lors opposite the Hotel Lowry, Cor, Maui nod Jefferson Sts , Butler, Pa This wil. be the best lighted and equipped Studio and galleries in the the county. The work will be strictly first class and made under new formulas by the artist, himself, who has hod 15 years practical experience u> large cities Portraits in Oil, Crayon Sepia, Pastel, Ac. In this line we haie no competition. Our portraits are made by band in our own Studio, from sitting* or from photos Our work has reached the highest standard of excellence a d is not to be compared with the cheap ma chine made pictures furnished by others Wait for us; get your pictures from us nnd be happy Hotels and Depots. W. 8. Gregg is now n miug a in. of carriage* between the bote's nr.. depots of the town. Charon reasonable. Telepho.- No, 17, or leave orders at Hot- Vogeley. Gwd iirerr la Cwwrectaaa COrv TV "n> ' 1 ' : ' ' CHAPTER VII. THE CONCLUSION We had all been warned to appear before the magistrates upon the Thurs day; but when the Thursday came there was no occasion for our testi mony. A higher Judge had taken the matter in hand, and Jefferson Hope had been summoned before a tribunal where strict justice would be meted out to him. On the very night after his capture the aneurism burst, and he was found in the morning stretched upon the floor of the cell, with a placid smile upon his face, as though he had been able in his dying moments to look back upon a useful life and on work well done. "Gregson and Lestrade will be wild alxuit his death." nolmes remarked, as we chatted it over next evening. "Where will their grand advertisement be now?" "I don't see that they had very much to do with his capture," I answered. "What you do in this world is a mat ter of no consequence," returned my companion, bitterly. "The question is. what can you make people believe that you have done? Never mind," he con tinued, more brightly, after a pause,"l would not have missed the investiga tion for anything. There has been no better case within my recollection. Simple as it was, there were several mo6t instructive points about it." "Simple!" I ejaculated. "Well, really, it can hardly be de scribed as otherwise," said Sherlock Holmes, smiling at my surprise. "The proof of its intrinsic simplicity is that without any help, save a few very or dinary deductions, I was able to lay my hand upon the criminal within three days." "That is true." said I. "1 have already explained to you that what is out of the common is usually a guide rather than a hin drance. In solving a problem of this sort, the grand thing is to be able to reason backward. That is a very use ful accomplishment and a very easy one, but people do not practice it much. In the everyday affairs of life it is more useful to reason forward, and so the other comes to be neglected. There are fifty who can reason syn thetically for one who can reason an alytically." "1 confess," said I, "that I do not quite follow you." "I hardly expected that you would. Let me see if I can make it clear. Most people, if you describe a train of events to them, will tell you what the result would be. They can put those events together in their minds, and argue from them that something will come to pass. There are few people, how ever, who, if you told them a result, would be able to evolve from their own inner consciousness what the steps were which led up to that result. This power is what I mean when I talk of reasoning backward, or analytically." "I understand," said I. "Now, this was a case in which you were given the result and had to find everything else for yourself. Now, let me endeavor to show you the different steps in my reasoning. To begin at the beginning: I approached the house, as you know, on foot, and with my mind entirely free from all impres sions. I naturally began by examin ing the roadway, and there, as I have already explained to you, I saw clearly the marks of a cab, which, I ascer tained by inquiry, must have been there during the night. I satisfied myself that it was a cab and not a pri vate carriage by the narrow gauge of the wheels. The ordinary London growler is considerably less wide than a gentleman's brougham. "This was the first point gained. I then walked slowly down the garden path, which happened to be composed of a clay soil, peculiarly suitable for taking' impressions. No doubt it ap peared to you to be a mere trampled line of slush, but to my trained eyes every mark upon its surface bad a meaning. There is no branch of de tective science which is so important and so much neglected as the art of tracing footsteps. Happily, I have al ways laid great stress upon it, and much practice has made it second nature to me. I saw the heavy foot marks of the constables, but I saw also the tracks of the two men who had first passed through the garden. It was easy to tell that they had been before the others, because in places their marks had been entirely obliter ated by the others coming upon the top of them. In this way my second link was formed, which told me that the nocturnal visitors were two in number, one remarkable for his height (as I calculated from the length of his stride) and the other fashionably dressed, to judge from the small and elegant impression left by his boots. "On entering the house this last in ference was confirmed. My well-booted man lay before ine. The tall one, then, bad done the murder, if murder there was. There was no wound upon the dead man's person, but the agitated expression upon his face assured me that lie had foreseen his fate before it came upon him. Men who die from heart disease or any sudden natural cause never by any chance exhibit agi- tation upon their features. Having sniffed the dead man's lips, I detected a slightly sour smell, and I came to the conclusion that he had had poison forced upon him. Again I argued that it had been forced upon him, from the hatred and fear ex pressed upon his face. By the method of exclusion I had arrived at this result, for no other hypothesis would meet the facts. Do not imagine that it was a very unheard-of idea. The forcible administration of poison is by no means anew thing in criminal annals. The cases of Dolsky, in Odes sa, and of Leturier, in Montpelier, will occur at once to any toxicologist. "And now came the great question as to the reason why. Robbery had not been the object of the murder, for nothing was taken. Was it politics, then, or was it a woman? That was the question which confronted me. I was inclined from the first to the lat ter supposition. Political assassins are only too glad to do their work and to fly. This murder had, on the con trary, been done most deliberately, and the perpetrator had left his tracks all over the room, showing that ho had been there all the time. It must have been a private wrong-, and not a political one, which called for such a methodical revenge. When the in scriDtion was discovered upon the wall I was more inclined than ever to my opinion. The thing was too evidently a blind. When the ring was found, however, it settled the question. Clearly the murderer had used it to remind his victim of some dead or ab sent woman. It was at this point that I asked Gregson whether he had in quired in his telegram to Cleveland as to any particular point in Mr. Prebbcr's former career, lie ana were 4, you re awebcrriß tWugffWiye. RUTLER, PA., FRIDAY. APRIL 13, 1894. "X then proceeded to make a careful ' examination of the room, which con firmed me in my opinion as to the mur derer's hfitbt. and furnished nc with the additional detail as to the Trichi nopoly cigar and the length of his nails. I had already eome to the con clusion, since there were no signs of a struggle, that the blood which covered the floor had burst from the murderer's nose in his excitement. I could per ceive that the track of blood coincided with the track of his feet. It is sel dom that any man. unless he is very full-blooded, breaks out in this way through emotion, so I hazarded the opinion that the criminal was probably a robust and ruddy-faced man. Events proved that I had judged correctly. '•Having left the house, I proceeded to do what Gregson had neglected. I telegraphed t" the head of the police at Cleveland, limiting my inquiry to the circumstances connected with the marriage of Enoch Drebber. The an- I Bwer was conclusive. It told me that Drebber had already applied for the A RAGGED YOCNGSTER ASKED IF THEIR WAS A CABBY THERE CALLED JEFFER SON HOPE. protection of the law against an old rival in love, named Jefferson Hope, and that this same Hope was at present i in Europe. I knew now that I held the clew to the mystery in my hand, and all that remained was to secure the murderer. "I had already determined in my own mind that the man who had walked into the house with Drebber was none other than the man who had driven the cab. The marks in the road showed me that the horse had wan dered on in a way which would have been impossible had there been any one in charge of it. Where, then, oould the driver be, unless he were in side the house? Again, it is absurd to suppose that any sane man would car ry out a deliberate crime under the very eyes, as it were, of a third person, w? > was sure to betray him. Lastly, supposing one man wished to dog an other through London, what better i.ioans could he adopt than to turn cab driver? All these considerations led me to the irresistible conclusion that Jefferson Hope was to be found among the jarveys of the metropolis. "If he had been one there was no reason to believe that he had ceased to be. On the contrary, from his point of view, any sudden change would be likely to draw attention to himself. He would probably, for a time at least, continue to perform his duties. There was no reason to suppose that he was going under an assumed name. Why should he change his name in a coun try where no one knew his original one? I therefore organized my street- Arab detective corps, and sent them systematically to every cab proprietor in London until they ferreted out the man that I wanted. How well they succeeded and how quickly I took ad vantage of it are still fresh in your recollection. The murder of Stanger son was an incident which was entire ly unexpected, but which could hardly in auy case have been prevented Through it, as you know, I came into possession of the pills, the existence of which I had already surmised. You Bee the whole thing is a chain of log ical sequences without a break or flaw." "It is wonderful!" I csied. "Your merits should be publicly recognized. You should publish an account of the case. If you won't, I will for you." "You may do what you like, doctor," he answered. "See here!" he con tinued, handing a paper over to me; "look at this! look at this!" It was the Echo for the day, and the paragraph to which he pointed was de voted to the case in question. "The public," it said, "have lost q sensational treat through the sudden death of the man Hope, who was sus pected of the murder of Mr. Enoch Drebber and of Mr. Joseph Stangerson. The details of the case will probably never be known now, though we are informed upon good authority that the crime was the result of an old-stand ing and romantic feud, in which love and Mormonism bore a part. It seems | that both the victims belonged, in i their younger days, to the Latter-Day j Saints, and Hope, the deceased pris ! oner, hails also from Salt Lake City, i If the ease has had no other effect,it at : least brings out in the most striking i manner the efficiency of our de | tective police force, and will serve i as a lesson to all foreigners that they j will do wisely to settle their feuds at j home and not to carry them on to I British soil. It is an open secret that ! the credit of this smart capture be j longs entirely to the well-known Scot | land Yard officials, Messrs. Lestradq I and Gregson. The man was appre- I hended, it appears, in the rooms of acer i tain Mr. Sherlock Holmes, who has him self, as an amateur, shown some talent ; in the detective line, and who, with ; such instructors, may hope in time to attain to some degree of their skill. ' It is expected that a testimonial of ■ some sort will be presented to the two | officers as a fitting recognition of their i services." "Didn't I tell you so when we started? 1 ' cried Sherlock Holmes, with ! a laugh. "That's the result of all our j study in scarlet; to get them a testi : monial!" "Never mind," I answered; "I have \ all the facts in my journal and tfce public shall know them. In the mean time you must make yourself content ed by the consciousness of success, lik<» | the Roman miser— " 'Popu'.us ine sibilat, at miht pl»udo Ipse domi simul ac cumm&.s contoiaplar la area."' [THE KJiD.] What Ailed !h« Horse- Osier—Sure, sor, jer brown horse hasn't eat any oats for three days. Mr. Uppercrust—ls he sick? Osier—l think not. sor; but the man at the feed store refuses to sell any more oats on credit.—Texas Sittings. The Kl-riit Age. Sarah—She's worth a million, and just the right age for you. Jerry—Any girl worth a million is the right age for me.—Detroit Free Frees. MONKEYS' THUMBS. A Simian Pidrrfwikl Could J ver TITO Octave*. The hands, the fingers, and above all the thumbs belonging to Chico at tracted my particular attention. Now you must know that it is because man has a thumb, and for the reason that his thumb is so beautifully jointed, supple and adjustable, that he has been able to overcome all difficulties, says a writer in Harper's. The other fingers are all very well in their way. but it is the thumb that controls the real move ment of the hand. Without a thumb you never could wield a heavy sledge hammer or the most delicate of watch makers' tools. It is not out of the way to say that man is the master, holding every other living thinfr "under his thumb." Here is a little bit of natural history which must be remembered about monkeys. All the monkeys of the old world hare some kind of a thumb. As St. George Mivart, a great zoologist, writes: "Any old-world monkey with a rudimentary thumb (that is, a thumb, even if imperfect) is superior in that respect to an American monkey." In fact, the American monkey has no thumb at all. Nature compensates in a measure in our new-world monkey by giving him a wonderful tail. This American monkey tail is prehensile. It answers almost the purpose of a fifth limb. A South American monkey prices his tail a hitch around the limb of a tree, and there he hang's quite com fortably, independent of hands or feet. Chico's thumbs are superb, being' ful ly four and one-quarter inches long. The ordinary length of the human thumb is about two and one-half inches. Chico's middle finger is a trifle over five inches long. Man's is three and one-half inches. The onrang outang's hand was narrow, apparently, but it seemed about the width of that of a human being's, only the sense of proportion was lost, owing to the ex treme length of the fingers. The knuckles were small and perfectly in line. The stretch of such a hand as Chico's would be enormous, fully thirteen inches. The octave on the piano measures seven inches. It Chico were a pianist he could with little ef fort cover two octaves and would leave Paderewski quite in the shade. If Chico had a taste for the double bass, once that those long fingers of his were wound around the neck of a big fid dle, what a wonderful performer he would be, providing the instrument would stand the strain. TWO PRETTY APOLOGIES. One Mada by John Burns, and the Other by a College Student. The man who writes a letter de manding an apology must put up with the kind of apology he gets. Harry Fur niss, the caricaturist of Punch, it will bo remembered, was attacked by a member of parliament, and an eye witness was reported to have said: I saw Mr. MacN'cUl take Mr. Furniss by the lapel of the coat and shake him llko a dog. then I saw him take him by the ear and shake him by that. Mr. Furniss, who declared that the assault was a merely technical and not a serious one, wrote to the eyewitness, asking if he been correctly reported, and he got the following answer, which is quite as funny as anything that Mr. Furniss himself ever provided for Punch: SIB; I understand that the statement at tributed to me and referred to by you was due to a misapprehension of some chaffing remarks of mine In the lobby Friday last, and I regret to say that I did not see you shaken like a dog, and am sorry to say that I did not witness the pulling of your ear. Yours truly, JOHN Bt-RNS. This reminds us of the apology made to the faculty of Amherst college by a student who ended his life as a foreign missionary. An apology for an offense having been required of all the class he wrote as follows: I acknowledge that I attended the class meet ing and voted to go and meet the South Had ley girls at Mount Hol/oKe, but owing to tbe scarcity of teams I was unable to go, for which 1 am very sorry. —lndependent. PRECIOUS BUGS. flow They Saved tbe Orange Tree* of Bouth«rn California. Orange growers in the San Gabriel and San Bernardino valley tell an in teresting story of how they destroyed a pest which threatened the destruc tion of the industry In this country. A few years ago the trees were attacked by an insect known as scale. So rap idly did the pest propagate that within a few weeks the bark of the trees was white with them. Drastic remedies were applied, but without avail. So serious was the outlook that many of the growers were on the point of cut ting down their immense groves. One day a young man suggested a novel plan for the speedy extermination of the pest. He said that there existed in Australia a species of lady bug which existed on insects that cliug to tr*es. Ho received a consignment of thirty eight of these bugs by the next steam er. One grower who had ten thousand trees and probably one hundred thou sand million scale on all of them bought eight of the precious bugs and placed them to the best advantage in his orchard. lie tells this storv: "Three days after I made the experi ' ment I went into the grove. The trees ; were as white as ever with the pest. I : told my friend that 1 thought his lady i bugs a failure. He advised me to be patient, for, he said, it was likely that j the bugs were breeding before making ' their onslaught on the scale. Three days later 1 again visited the orchard j and found the trees as clean as a whistle. Not one of the insects was visible. Neither were the lady bugs. Having finished their work they flew away and I have not seen them since. More bugs were released in other orchards and in the course of a mouth there was not an orange tree in the valley afflicted by the pest. We now keep a stock of the bugs in hand so ' that in ease the scale returns we'll be ready to fight it again. The bugs sell j for twenty-five dollars apiece. But i they are worth that money and more, too, for they have saved every orange tree in the country." A NEW WHITE METAL. It I* Much Lighter Than Aluminum and Is lieildfi This Transparent. A man who has been chopping wood for a number of years in Pine Nut dis trict lately found a new metal, says a | San Francisco dispatch to the New York Journal. His stone oven having been burned out ho took some clay from a large deposit he knew of near by and, mixing it with a little water, i made a back, built a fire in his stove u.-l paid no more attention to it until next morning, when he noticed that his stove-back was gone and in the ashes lie found a white, clear metal with scarcely any weight to it. j It would not break, so lie put it on an old anvil outside the cabin and hit it with a heavy hammer. It would draw out, but neither crack nor break, lie has since exp> rimented with it in various ways. Ihe clay will melt like lead, but the metal produced will stand a heat like iron or steel and is very flexible. He beat out a piece four inches thick, six inches wide and eleven inches long. The block is transpareLH and weighs only nine ounces. He says there is no limit to the clay, as he has seen the ame kind in several parts of this and other state* He will melt out a block two feet square and have it at the Mid winter fair /or people to wse. LONDON AND PARIS BEGGARS. l'rofrtilucal Mendicant* Have for Genera tion* Made a Good Urine. The professional beggarisnot a mod ern innovation, by any means, says the North American Review. A specimen case was ''Scarecrow." the famous London beggar, who. having disabled himself in his right leg. asked alms all day In order to get a warm supper at night. According to John Timbs, the "Ruftlers," whom we often find men tioned in the literature of the seven teenth century, were troops of idle vagrants vho infested Lincoln's Inn Fields. London. They assumed the character of maimed soldiers who had suffered in the great rebellion and found a ready prey in the people of fashion and quality who drove by. In deed, it is made clear by contemporary allusion in comedies that this square was the regular haunt of bogus crip ples who lived by mendicancy, which they carried on in the most barefaced and even intimidating manner. It is related that George IV., when prince of Wales, once attended a beggars' carnival in London, incognito. He had not been there very long when the chairman, addressing the company and pointing to the prince, said: "I call upon that 'ere gemman with a shirt for a song." The prince, as well as he could, got excused upon a friend who accompanied hira promising to sing in stead, which the latter did amid great applause. The health of the prince and bis friend having been drunk and duly responded to. they departed in order to afford the company an oppor tunity to fix their different routes for the ensuing day's business, for at that time the professional beggars of Lon don used to have a general meeting several times duriug the year at which they were divided into companies, each company having its particular walk. In those days their earnings varied much, some getting as high as five shil lings a day. Most of the professional beggars in London to-day—and their name is legion—emanate from two or three common lodging-houses. The most populous of these, which is known as "The Dispensary," supports an in dividual known as a "scriver," who earns a living by manufacturing the pathetic signboards which the sham cripples and the bogus blind men carry round their necks. In Paris, as is well known, the professional beggars hold regular weekly meetings at which the routes to be followed by the members of the guild are mapped out by a standing committee. They have an organ of their own called the Journal des Mendicants, which appears twice a week. From a recent issue the follow ing curious advertisement is taken: "Wanted—To engage a cripple for a seaside resort. Good references and a small deposit required.'" Thisqueer an nouncement is explained by the fact that the proprietors of hotels and boarding-houses at fashionable French watering places assume that visitors would be disposed to give alms if an opportunity were afforded them, and, as they cannot very well do the beg ging themselves, they engage profes sional beggars, to whom they grant permission to solicit alms on their premises, and the beggars in return pay them one-half of their daily re ceipts. HOW TO HANDLE CAMELS. The Obstinate Animal* Must Be Humored or Humbugged Camels are not like horses, says the Ash ton Reporter. If a horse does not want to do anything we make him. If a camel does not want to do anything he leaves it undone. No amount of coaxing, no amount of cruelty will make him budge. He has the deter mination of a mule combined with the strength of an elephant. A camel is one of those aggravating brutes which will drive a hot-tempered man to distraction. Nothing will persuade him to listen to reason. He will op pose your will with a passive resist ance that is absolutely unconquerable. The only way to treat a camel is to humor if you cannot humbug him. They will often lie down if you load them with the proverbial last straw, and you might beat them to death or offer up all the pleasures of Paradise before they would get up. They are pig-headed beasts. Sometimes when they have quite a light load they turn nasty and throw themselves to the ground. But, although they are obstinate, they are not cute, and an Arab, by pretending to submit, can generally get the better of the stubborn beasts. The drivers will ostentatiously remove three or four packages from the load, and the ani mal, with an inward chuckle of satis faction, rises at once, without perceiv ing that the parcels have meanwhile been returned to their former place. As he flatters himself he has shirked some of his duty he swings away with a light heart, gratified beyond meas ure. like a spoiled child, at having its own way. The camel is an unsociablo beast. He is also habitually dull, ex cept when he is sniffing the salt air of the desert. When he is treading the sands, with the burning sun on his back and the boundless waste before him, ho feels himself at home. Th« immense heat makes him bubble over with pleasure and fills his frame with sublime intoxication. It has been stated on the best authority that he can go nine days without water. And if you had ever seen a camel drink water when he does get a chance of quenching his thirst you would not be surprised at this. They have been known to put away seven gallons and a half at a time. Millions of Brain Pictures. It is computed by leading physiolo* gists that since one-third of a second suffices to produce an impression on the brain, a man who has lived to be one hundred years old must have col lected upon the folds of his brain mat ter at least 9,4G7,280.000 impressions. Or, again take off one-third for sleep, and we still find not less than 6,311,- 620,000 indentations—memory's finger marks —on and in the brain. This would give 8,155,760,000 separate wak ing impressions to the man who live# to be but fifty years old. She Stuck to llor Statement. Vexed Wife—There is no calamity I that can befall a wgman that I have not suffered. Amiable Husband—Wrong, my dear; now, you have never been a widow. Vexed Wife —I said calamity, sir.— Brooklyn Life. A Problem. Tommy—Oh. papa. I'ido is asleep on the morning paper out on the stoop. Papa—That is because paper is very warm. Tommy. Tommy—Then, papa, why doesn't he pull some of it over him?— Harper's Young People. Her Sise. Shoe Merchant (measuring her foot) —Size two will just about fit you, 1 think, little girl. Little Girl (doing her own shopping) —O, dear, no! That's too large. 1 can wear half-past one. —Chicago Tribune. And the Bin'; Is Bought. He—Y..u seem to be thinking hard. She—l was. He—Of me? She —Why, Mr. Timmid! I just couldn't think hard of you. —Indian apolis Journal. Anxious for IMlmutcs. He—And you refuse me? She —I do. He—Panion the seeming curiosity, ; but how many times do you usually re fuse a e tLajr U uji'.'—N, i X. Weekly. NO WHISTLING IN BERLIN. One of the Many Jfoltf Nalurcra Fo»bld * deu In the (*«rmaii City's KIrMU. The Berlin police arc permanently under instructions to repress whit tling. whether recreative or utilitar ian, with the utmixit rigor. and dis play un relaxing enerfry in carrying oat their orders to the letter. Whistling in public Is not only repugnant to the German apprehensions of "di hohere Tiildung'," or "hig'her culture." says a writer in the London Telegraph, but actually constitutes a minor misde meanor, and us such is punishable by fine, with the inevitable alternative of imprisonment. The former penalty was recently incurred by a hall porter of a fashionable hotel, L'nter den Lin den, who persisted in sounding his whistle to summon a cab for a client of the establishment after having been forbidden to do so by an agent of the law. Appealing from the sentence of the police authorities to the judgment of a civil court, the porter pleaded that from time immemorial it had been the custom in Berlin to whistle for drosch kies. once, twice, thrice, or four times, according to the relative quality or capacity of the vehicle required. This plea, however, the judge rejected as irrelevant to the point at issue—to-wit, Vhe illegality of whistling in a public thoroughfare—and further mulcted the appellant in the sum of three marks "for making a noise that disturbed the repose of the public." The Prussian police authorities —to their credit and praise be it admitted —are inflexible in prohibiting the per formance of street bands: they only grant organ grinding licenses to a few infirm old soldiers, who, moreover, are not permitted to work their instru ments of torture in roadways or side walks. but only in certain prescribed open places, or in the court yards of private houses at the special request of their inmates. On the other hand, they are overtolerant with regard to all manner of street cries and to the dis tracting clamor raised by the children on their way to and from school at oer tain hours of the day. Prussia is con spicuously a music loving and a music making country. As the inhabitants of its cities, however, for the most part live in flats, they are not allowed fo play or sing- in their appartments after ten o'clock p. m . unless with the ex press consent of the persons residing Immediately above or below them, whose innate right to enjoy unbroken rest "o° nights" they are bound to re spect. Nor may they keep on their premises any furred or feathered ani mals addicted to the nocturnal utter ance of sounds that "murder sleep" and give rise to irritation of temper. The conscientious dog prompted by a sense of duty to bark all night, if notoriously vociferous, has to be severe ly eliminated from the precincts of a Prussian townhouse. EVIL OMENS OF THE SEA. Some Thine* Which a Sillor Dreads to Sea While on a Voyage. A sailor always regards the pres ence of a shark about a ship as a most fatal omen to the sick on board. The highest exultation ever witnessed on a man-of-war, according to the Bos ton Transcript, was occasioned by harpooning a shark that was hanging about while a favorite was sick; but the appearance of a shark is often fatal to the life of a bather m the ocean as well as a sailor upon it, and it is quite as much to be dreaded, lihosts of all sorts and kinds prefer traveling by water to almost any other mode, and our own Cotton Mather tells tis of a specter that visited a colonial ship, carrying off in a ghostly canoe seven of a crew at a time. lie also says: "Many persons who have died at sea have been seen within a day of their death by friends at home." As late as the seventeenth century they tell a story of h ship about to sail for England that had as passengers a strange man and a girl of great beauty. So mysterious were their actions that they were supposed to be demons, and many feared to sail in the ship. The vessel sailed on Friday and never reached its destination, but appeared as narrated, after a storm that lasted three days: Nearer and nearer the ship came on With all her broad satis spread; The night grew tujck, but a phantom light Around her path was shed. And the water* shuddered as on she came. For against the wind she sped. Longfellow also tells a similar story in his "Phantom Ship," while all lovers of pood music will remember the story of the opera "The Flying Dutchman." There is a superstition that a ship no longer seaworthy, just before breaking up between the strains of wind and wave, has been known to give forth wailing sounds like moaning. The Fiiilor cannot account for this, bnt he knows too well its import and loses heart at the melancholy sound. This is also noticed by Cooper in his "Red Rover," where one of the characters is made to say: "A ship which is about to sink makes her lamentations jest like any other human being." Rich Peasant*. The richest peasants in Europe are found in a province in Schleswig-Hol stein. These Vierlanders raise early vegetables for the great cities of north ern Europe. They supply flowers to the courts of St. Petersburg and Berlin. Their costumes are one of the sacred traditions of the country and not to be modified, come what may. The women wear little caps with stiffly starched bews of silk, over this a straw hat which looks as if it were upside down. Their skirts arc short, the aprons full plaited. The bodice is white with a sort of Zouave jacket of bright eolors. The silver jewelry is the pride of their lives. The men wear small clothes, long waistcoats trimmed with silver buttons, a long jacket and a quite ordi nary looking cap. Queer Notion. Bat Good. Those in search of novel luncheon dainties should try the peanut sand wich, which had ,its origin in Boston. Be sure the peanuts are freshly roasted. Chop tine and spread between slices of buttered bread cut very thin. Their Superiority. At the dog show: lie—You remember the saying: "The more I see of men the better I like dogs?" She —Yes. dogs are so different: they improve on acquaintance, you know. — Chicago Record. Sometimes Runs Smoothly. We're told that true love never Rms titnnoiuly In lu courso. '.Ye know » case, however. Which bruais the proverb's force. A pair lived In Chicago Six months withov.l divorce —Kansas City Journal Why she Di-ridM. Maud—Which will you accept, Frank Waitc or Charley Pruyn? May—Well, I prefer Charley, but I think I shall accept Frank. Maud—For his money? May—No; for his asking.—Truth. An Abnormal Squint. The other day T saw a friend of his sitting at a lunch in a restaurant and reading his paper at the same time. "Why, how on earth can you manage to eat and read at the same time?" "Pooh! I read with one eye and I eat with the other."—L'Escaut Sared the Trouble. First Domestic—l never have to wash dishes at our house. Second Domestic—How do you gel out of it? First DomestTTp—lfaoy are brokoa bcidfo XilfSy NO 17 PROFITS IN SPRAYING. lammirT of Result* Obtained at the Okie ■experiment station. W. J. Green. horticulturist of tha Ohio experiment station, in bulletin forty-eight iTiVi'3 the following sum mary of results of spraying: 1. The prulit to be derived from spraying nn-hards often exoeeds 130 per acre, and for vineyards much more. The fruit crop of the Mate would be enhanced in value several million dol lars annually if the practice were gen erally followed. 2. Combined fungicides and insecti cides are rccommcndet} whenever ap plicable, because of a saving of time; a less liability of injuring -foliage; great er eili-. iency in some cases, and as a precautionary measure in others. 8. Dilu;c Bordeaux- mixture, copper arsenlc s 'laii .n and auimoniacal solu tionoor. r cop., r carbonate are the most us >ful for tho treatment of the diseases heroin mentioned, and the first has the widest range of usefulness of aIL 4. Early spraying is the key to suc cess in the use of fungicides. 5. For th- plum-curculio and shot holc fuuga, as Bordeaux mixture and Paris green combined, making three or four applications. It is not known that this areatment will prevent the black-knot, but cuU tin? away and burning diseased branch es will accomplish the result. 6. Seabby apples rot much earlier than those free from seab. and spray ing with fungicides will save at least fifty per cent of this loss. 7. Spraying with fungicides in the season of 1892 prevented much of the early dropping of apples, which is usually attributed to wet weather. S. For apples, two applications of Bordeaux mixture before blooming' are advisod, and two of the same mixture after blooming, with Paris groeu added. 9. The same treatment Is recom mended for the pear as for the apple before blooming, butthecopper-arsenlo solution is advised after blooming. 10. The Bordeaux mixture, if used too late, causes a russet appearance oa both pears and apples. 11. The quince may be treated the same as apples, or with Bordeaux mix ture alone. 13. The treatment advised for the cherry consists in making two or three applications of paris green—two ounces to fifty gallons of water. 13. Peach trees and American varie ties of plums have very tender foliage and must be treated with weak mix tures if at all 14. Raspberries may be treated with Bordeaux mixture alone. Grapes with the same until the fruit sets, after which use copper carbonate. Potatoes should be sprayed at least five times with Bordeaux mixture and paris preen. USEFUL IMPLEMENT. How to Construct a (rood Marker for Onion Ground. The home garden is supposed to be in a high state of cultivation. The regu lar annual allow; nee of manure will in all probability be fully sufficient even for this crop, which is known to thrive best on plenty and rich food. If you have the manure, however, a light top dressing on the plowed ground will be sure to give good results. Deep plowing is not necessary, but the sur face should bo well fined and kept well stirred during the entire season of MARK Eli FOB ONION OROUXD. growth. A small bed can be marked out with a garden line, or a rake or hoe handle. For larger operations we need a marker that will indicate the rows without leaving regular furrows such as we need for seed sowing. I have used various styles of markers, but have s<-en nothing that in my esti mation will surpass the device here re produced from Practical Farmer. The Illustration explains itself. The teeth are twelve inches apart, and their points run just far enough below the surface of .he wheel to leave light marks. The onion plants are then "dibbled" in, three inches apart in the row. At this rate it will take about one thousand plants to set a square rod of ground. Fact* About Celery Seed. Celery seed always takes consider able time to germinate, old seed taking longer than new seed, hence one should be careful to procure it where one i* confident of its being fresh In the hot bed or greenhouse, where the soil is warm and kept permanently moist, it will start sooner than in the open ground, since there it is sown early in the spring and before the soil is thor oughly warmed; but even in a hotbed or forcing house it takes about two weeks to start When the young plants are about two inches high they should be transplanted into a well enriched bed and kept carefully watered and tended, under which conditions they will make a vigorous growth and be ready in good time for the final set ting. Orchards SMI! Manuring. Before we decide why It is that thi apple trees do not bear as they used to, something must be said about the ma nure question. It is true that in early times apple orchards bore without ma nure, but it was while the toil was rich in unexhausted mineral fertility and when the apple orchard was heavily stocked with herds that were liberally fed and made a good deal of very rich manure. t>omo of the orchards thus managed bear large crops yet The profit from these early small orchards led farmers to set out orchards five, ten and even twenty acres in extent It Is impossible to manure such large or chards by pasturing hogs in them. The orchard now needs more manure thac it used to do and gets less. —Colman's Rural World. Koaw Her Falltn*. Mrs. Newhouse—Katie, Mr. New house says cook must boil the drinking water after this. Tell her to have somo boiled for dinner to-day. Katie —Yes, ma'am. Mrs. Newhouse —And. Katie, tell her to be sure not to burn it.—Judge. A Choice of Term*. "I'm sure w<» shall be on good terms," said the man who had just moved into the neighborhood to the corner grocer. "No doubt of it, bir. Especially," he added as an afterthought, "if the terms are cash." —Washington Star. She Had Heard of Them. Mr. Jason—l wonder which one ol them heathen goddesses that there gil* flgger represents? Mrs. Jason —Pallas, I guess. Iv« read so often in tho papers of gilded palaces, and I allow this is one ol them.—lndianapolis Journal,. Aiklof an I mponibUlty. He had eaten at a help-yourself lunehery. As he stepped up to the cashier he remarked: "I see you have a sign which says: •Tell what you ate.'" "Yes, sir."' "Well, I can't do that." "Why not?" "It's impossible." "Why? Is your memory bad?" ••No; tint I ate b»4U. v W*iWaJwg&